Gabriel Iglesias entertains a packed house at El Paso's Theatre in this Comedy Central special. For I'm Not Fat, I'm Flu | dG1fQ3hnSWJ6bkFWODQ
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 ♪ Hey, it's a bae ♪
00:07 - And by the way, you guys, I wanna let you know now,
00:11 here in this theater and all over the world,
00:13 wherever you, anybody's watching this special,
00:15 if you ever see me in public,
00:20 either at a restaurant or at a hotel or anywhere,
00:24 and you wanna stop me and say hello
00:25 or take a picture or anything,
00:27 please, I welcome it, and it's an honor
00:30 if you were to do that.
00:31 I do not mind at all.
00:33 (audience cheering)
00:35 Stop me anytime you want.
00:37 I'm the same person.
00:40 The same guy.
00:44 Thank you.
00:49 Seriously, the same guy you see now
00:52 is the same guy you'd see outside.
00:54 I don't change, you know?
00:55 You're not gonna walk up and go,
00:56 Gabriel, can I talk to you?
00:56 I'm not gonna be like, be gone from me!
00:58 Gabriel is my stage name.
01:02 I don't know if you've been Mexican, I'm Scandinavian.
01:05 No, trust me, I'm the same pendejo you'll see outside.
01:09 I don't mind, I love you guys.
01:10 Trust me, you guys make it possible
01:12 for me to have an incredible life
01:13 and take care of my family, so I'm all for it.
01:16 Not a problem.
01:17 Trust me, right now, it's so crazy
01:19 'cause I'm still adjusting to people walking up to me.
01:22 I'm checking into the hotel,
01:24 and they already knew me, which was crazy.
01:26 I go like, oh, hi, I'm checking in.
01:27 Here's your key, sir.
01:28 We know it's you, sir.
01:32 I think that's awesome.
01:38 I needed that like six years ago.
01:41 One time I was trying to check into a hotel in Chicago
01:44 at one o'clock in the morning because I missed my flight.
01:47 Nobody's at the front desk, just a little bell
01:50 and a sign that said, "Ring for service."
01:53 So there I am.
01:54 (imitates bell ringing)
01:57 All of a sudden, I heard this.
02:09 I hear the bell.
02:10 All of a sudden, this lady came out, just.
02:23 Are you the one ringing that damn bell?
02:25 What the hell you want?
02:28 - I'm checking in.
02:29 - You know what time it is?
02:31 - It's tomorrow.
02:32 - I know, I missed my flight.
02:35 - Mm-hmm, whatever you say.
02:36 What's going on out there?
02:39 Girl, you gotta see this.
02:40 I got a big-ass Mexican showing up late as hell.
02:43 Okay.
02:47 What's your name?
02:51 - My name is Gabriel Iglesias.
02:53 - Iglesias.
02:54 Yes, Iglesias.
02:55 Okay, Iglesias.
02:56 Okay, E-G-L.
02:58 No, no, no, no, no.
02:59 It's Iglesias with an I.
03:01 With an I?
03:03 But you said Iglesias.
03:05 You didn't say Iglesias, you said Iglesias.
03:09 It's Iglesias with an I.
03:10 Mm-hmm, whatever you say, it's your damn name, okay?
03:14 Mr. Iglesias with a I.
03:16 You know, that's bad for you.
03:19 Oh, this right here?
03:20 My grandmama lived to be 100 years old.
03:22 - Smoking?
03:23 - She was in her own damn business, okay?
03:25 Mr. Iglesias with an I.
03:27 Okay, I found you in the system.
03:30 I got you for two nights, full-size bed, non-smoking.
03:33 I requested a queen-size bed.
03:35 And you would've got a queen
03:36 if you'd have been here yesterday.
03:38 But it's tomorrow and you're lucky I'm talking to you.
03:42 Mr. Iglesias with an I.
03:44 What's the I stand for?
03:45 I need a bigger bed.
03:47 What's going on out there?
03:50 Girl, you gotta see this.
03:52 Nacho Libre is tripping.
03:53 (audience laughing)
03:56 (upbeat music)
03:59 (upbeat music)
04:02 (upbeat music)
04:04 (upbeat music)
04:07 (upbeat music)
04:10 (upbeat music)
04:12 Yo, fuck it, what's the status?
04:14 Show 'em, yo, who's the baddest?