Rick and Morty S7 - MR. Goldenfold Teaches Beats
Rick and Morty S7 - MR. Goldenfold Teaches Beats
Transcript
00:00 The Pythagorean Theorem!
00:02 I just have to figure out what A and B are,
00:04 square them both, and then add them together!
00:07 Can you do it?
00:08 If I do, I want my homework!
00:11 Fine!
00:12 W-Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:14 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty?
00:16 Because you all break our goddamn hearts.
00:19 Just seems like there's more going on there.
00:21 Was he that bad at math?
00:22 No, Morty, nobody's worse than you.
00:24 The hurtful thing about your friend back there
00:26 is that at one point, it seemed like he might learn.
00:30 ♪ I am a nightmare ♪
00:31 ♪ Walkin', psychopath, talkin' ♪
00:33 ♪ King of my jungle, just a gangster ♪
00:35 ♪ Stalkin', stalkin' ♪
00:37 Fuck!
00:38 Look at all this non-scholastic depravity!
00:40 Reef fur, Cheetos,
00:42 and not a smidgen of homework in sight!
00:44 Yo, why you comin' in here fuckin' up my words?
00:47 Uh, T, maybe you ought to go back to school.
00:50 You can't keep a beat to save your ass.
00:52 Damn. My dream just died.
00:56 Here, follow this.
00:58 It's called "Four Four" time.
00:59 One, two, three, four, two, two, three...
01:03 ♪ I am a nightmare ♪
01:05 ♪ Walkin', psychopath, talkin' ♪
01:07 ♪ King of my jungle, just a gangster ♪
01:09 ♪ Stalkin', livin' life like a firecracker ♪
01:11 Yo, Chuck, it's Marvin!
01:12 Your cousin Marvin D?
01:15 Hey, you know that new sound you're lookin' for?
01:17 Well, listen to this!
01:20 ( snoring )
01:22 Ah! Got you again, motherfucker!
01:25 Wow, you think that guy's cousin
01:27 would stop taking his calls?
01:28 That's not the point, Morty.
01:30 You included it in your story!
01:31 But I get it. You and T were actually friends.
01:34 So what went wrong?
01:35 Nice try, Morty.
01:37 You think that if I connect with you,
01:38 I'll let you out of detention.
01:40 Well, you can forget it.
01:41 I'm all about boundaries now.
01:43 Boundaries! I got it!
01:45 What is it?
01:46 It's a map.
01:47 A squared is the length of the galaxy.
01:48 B squared is the height.
01:50 So C squared takes you directly to...
01:52 Planet E10?
01:53 Ain't E10 supposed to be where God created letters
01:56 or some shit?
01:57 That's just a story we tell lowercase letters at bedtime.
01:59 Maybe there's more to it.
02:01 ( silence )
02:04 [BLANK_AUDIO]