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00:00 I just don't like chain restaurants.
00:02 How do they even start?
00:02 Who was at the first Chili's?
00:03 This food's awful.
00:05 Let's make a thousand of them.
00:06 (audience laughing)
00:07 I'm sure Carl Sr. ran a great hamburger stand.
00:11 (audience laughing)
00:14 But then Junior had to go nationwide.
00:17 (audience laughing)
00:19 Fuck it all up.
00:20 There is one restaurant I do enjoy.
00:24 That's Waffle House.
00:26 (audience cheering)
00:28 Yeah.
00:29 Yeah.
00:30 Bunch of animals in the crowd.
00:32 I love it, it was awesome.
00:33 Listen to this though.
00:34 I just saw it on the internet the other day.
00:35 Some guy ran naked through a Waffle House
00:37 and shot a bunch of people.
00:38 How fucked up do you have to be
00:44 to be barefoot in a Waffle House?
00:46 (audience laughing)
00:49 You see somebody barefoot in a Waffle House,
00:53 you get the fuck out of there.
00:55 (audience laughing)
00:57 Person has no will to live.