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00:00 I don't understand adventure seekers at all. Skydiving, snorkeling, scuba diving. I just don't have that. I think it's my escape from Auschwitz gene.
00:08 And coming up next, this will be the last time that you haven't heard of this incredible young comic.
00:13 That is so cool. You would have been so great at that.
00:16 I would have. Still write every day. I got a huge stack of jokes out there.
00:20 Well then give him a call.
00:22 What are you doing next Friday?
00:25 Performing on your show?
00:27 Hell yeah you are.
00:30 You want me to go to Michigan?
00:31 Yeah, you've always said that it would be a great place to work.
00:33 That is a great idea.
00:35 Oh what's up dummy?
00:37 Good to see you stupid. What are you doing here?
00:39 I was heading up north. I wasn't sure if you'd still be around.
00:42 I'm here for now.
00:44 Call the police.
00:46 Yeah, a stolen car. They'll be here in about a week.
00:48 Well then can you drive me?
00:50 Well I'd be honored Miss Daisy.
00:52 Alex?
00:54 And you are?
00:56 Never married, no kids.
00:58 We would have gotten there eventually.
00:59 If you don't establish your sexual repertoire at the beginning of your relationship, you're screwed.
01:05 I've been married 20 years and there is no way I can introduce any new moves now.
01:09 Where are you going on national television in less than a week?
01:11 You can't get up here. How the hell are you going to get up there?
01:14 Um, let me see.
01:17 This seems like you're not having fun.
01:20 It's comedy. It's not supposed to be fun.
01:22 You want to hear a joke? I'm a joke!
01:25 You've got these two great kids who all they want is to spend time with you but they can't.
01:28 And why is that?
01:30 Because you are not here!
01:32 Aren't crabs just headlights on vacation? I mean it's like they got bored and were like, "Where do you want to go?"
01:35 I don't know, let's check out some balls.
01:37 I don't have a safety net. I got one shot to open up my bar and that's it!
01:41 Get off me!
01:43 Why would you lie about something so dumb?
01:46 Because you think it's dumb.
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