Don't Suck | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic whom reveals an unexpected past. | dG1fVVJJQ1FXUm5CTmc
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00:00 Take a look at the kid that I'm sticking on stage next.
00:02 Why would I ever do that?
00:03 You've seen people bomb. This kid next level's it.
00:06 I am a vampire.
00:07 I'm neither Team Edward or Team Jacob.
00:10 I rooted for the sun.
00:11 [ Bell rings ]
00:13 He was so scary, he scared the laughs away.
00:16 [ Laughter ]
00:17 I saw you in the back.
00:19 Oh, yeah, I was the guy who laughed.
00:21 Thank you for that. You ever needed an opener?
00:24 [ Telephone rings ]
00:25 What's up?
00:26 I have a commitment for you
00:27 to open up the brand-new Russell Peters special.
00:29 Pick an opener, or one's gonna be appointed for you.
00:32 If you take me, and I will pay for every expense,
00:35 what do you say? All right.
00:36 Guy has a friggin' coffin.
00:38 He's a good guy, and you can learn a thing or two.
00:40 Like what? How to hang upside down?
00:42 I once joined a doomsday cult.
00:44 By the time I got there, everybody was dead.
00:46 Nick!
00:47 Will you quit the vampire routine?
00:49 It's not a routine.
00:51 ♪♪
00:53 I mean, the glowing eyes, contacts, the teeth --
00:55 it's an odd lifestyle choice, but, hey, it's Vegas.
00:58 Dude, you turned into a bat!
01:00 [ Cheers and applause ]
01:02 Dude, you're amazing.
01:04 ♪♪
01:05 Where'd you find this kid?
01:07 Only fangs.
01:08 [ Laughs ]
01:09 Aren't you late for your job at the truck stop glory hole?
01:12 The Poseid Twilight don't do this.
01:14 ♪ We make it a party ♪
01:16 ♪ We make it a party ♪
01:18 ♪ We make it a party ♪
01:20 You killed a guy and drank his blood.
01:24 [ Laughs ] That's crazy.
01:26 ♪♪
01:28 Do you have any idea what it's like to be emotionally dead inside?
01:31 Have you met me? I'm a comedian.
01:33 ♪ Sweetie, get your heart up ♪
01:36 Do you want to touch it?
01:37 [ Both laugh ]
01:39 ♪♪