EN GARDE - ALL CUTSCENES
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00:00 People say I'm a troublemaker, but it runs in the family.
00:05 That day, my brother woke me up early in the morning.
00:09 Adalia! Marita! Get up! A handsomely mysterious masked gentleman has run off with your sword!
00:16 Really? Where did he go? I'll catch up to him.
00:19 No! He was too agile and, ooh, so acrobatic!
00:23 No challenge can stand up to Adalia the Volador.
00:28 There! Hand over my sword, and let's settle this with a duel!
00:32 Wait! You look familiar somehow.
00:36 I'm not who you think I am, Volador, but perhaps you have heard of me.
00:40 For I am El Vigilante, the most daring warrior of justice!
00:46 Be it true what they say? That thou asked Vaud to protect this city from the wicked Count Duke and his minions?
00:54 Then prove to me that you are equal to the task!
00:58 Complete my trials, and if you succeed, not only shall I return thy sword,
01:03 I shall allow you to join me as my devoted sidekick.
01:07 Together, we will fight the Count Duke, and justice shall prevail against infamy!
01:15 My, my, such a lot of big talk for someone I've never heard of, El Vigilante.
01:22 But I will gladly face these trials of yours, for I will emerge victorious!
01:27 Victorious, you say?
01:30 Oh, look! Another practice dummy!
01:33 Aye! Hold your tongue! Or... taste my sword!
01:38 Ha! You better watch out, I've just been training!
01:42 Oh, if it isn't the city guard! Or should I say, the Count Duke's private army of ghouls!
01:49 What's all this ruckus? The Count Duke has forbidden dueling within the city walls!
01:55 That just means it takes twice as much courage! On guard!
02:00 Very impressive! Now follow me, unless you're too tired.
02:05 Aren't you tired of running away?
02:08 Chamigo, I'm all for beating up the Count Duke's ghouls,
02:15 but if you keep this up, we'll have all of his soldiers on our back, and I'll be the one who has to fight them off.
02:21 Yeah, but think of the example you'd be setting for the people of this city!
02:25 Think of how seeing your daring fates will inspire them with courage and hope!
02:31 I do want to inspire the people! Hang on, there's no one around!
02:36 Perhaps they'll hear of your exploits in a song or something.
02:40 Alejandro?
02:42 Adalia! Here already? That's fine, but I... I mean, my friend, El Vigilante,
02:49 he just needs a moment to prepare the next part of your trial, so you just turn back and take a break, alright?
02:55 Hmm, something tells me El Vigilante needs a break too. Aye.
03:01 Dueling in the streets, assaulting the Count Duke's men, breaking into a villa!
03:06 Quite a list of offenses you're racking up there, Volador!
03:09 Just you wait until Antonio gets back here with the gate key! Then you'll be sorry!
03:15 There you are! I thought you were coming out from the other side, and I put some decoration for you and everything, but really, it's fine.
03:23 And now it is time for the final trial! Prepare to finally face El Vigilante, the poet of valor and his verses of steel!
03:34 Steal yourself versus my valor, poet, and face your trial's finale!
03:40 Remember, your brother gave you strict instructions not to harm me.
03:44 Aye, I could tell you two are very close.
03:48 Not as close as your tifits, senora.
03:52 Why are you wearing a mask?
03:53 They're just terribly comfortable.
03:56 I... your brother?
03:57 Would be so proud of how you fought today.
04:00 Well, my brother should tell his Vigilante friend not to go mistaking recklessness for heroism. He can take it from me.
04:07 I'm the perfect example when it comes to committing that error.
04:11 Ay, Denis, you're right. I'm just... I'm a disaster, aren't I?
04:15 You are, manito, but you should never be afraid of losing. Losing is how you learn to win.
04:21 What's Adalia de Volador doing in prison?
04:25 Well, funny you should ask, because I'd like to know too.
04:29 There I was, just minding my own business, when the Count Duke's lackeys arrested me for no good reason.
04:37 For the third time this week!
04:41 This is harassment!
04:43 When I escape, I will be loading a formal complaint.
04:47 Ah, Adalia dearest, how are you finding your new accommodation?
04:55 I trust you're settling in well.
04:58 Well, well, the Count Duke paying me a visit.
05:03 Taking a break, shaking down the town's fault for taxes, are you?
05:07 Taxing citizens is perfectly within my right, and so is putting seditious radicals like you behind bars where you belong.
05:16 I see. And what did you have me arrested for this time?
05:20 This time I thought I would arrest you before I send my plans in motion.
05:26 I will conduct my affairs free from you pesky meddling.
05:30 Guards! Keep an eye on Adalia de Volador. Make sure she stays put for once.
05:37 Hey! Who are you and what are you doing here?
05:41 Oh, caramba, you must be new then. Don't worry, I'm here to cause trouble.
05:47 You'd better not! I've waged more war than you have hot dinners. I've got my eye on you.
05:53 So you're the ones causing all these explosions? Are you out of your minds?
05:57 We are on a secret mission for the Count Duke. Return to your cell before you get hurt.
06:03 Our captain would like to have a word with you.
06:06 Ooh, I wouldn't want to be in your boots.
06:09 Well, well, Doña Volador.
06:12 Well, well, Captain... eh, Captain?
06:17 You caused quite a mess back there. You remind me of a soldier I once trained.
06:24 You trained a one-woman army?
06:27 I smacked that attitude right out of her! And I will do the same for you!
06:33 Smoke! En la plaza! He's trying to burn the city to the ground!
06:38 Duke! Stop this nonsense now!
06:41 Wait, I'm sorry, but aren't those caricatures?
06:48 What is she doing here?
06:50 I gave specific orders for that reckless reprobate to stay in her jail for once!
06:58 Doña Volador, you will leave before I have you arrested again!
07:04 Increíble! You're risking blowing up this whole city just to get rid of a few silly paintings, and you call me reckless?
07:13 The production of seditious art cannot go unpunished!
07:18 I will not have the dignity of my office insulted by this grotesque mockery! Besides, they look nothing like me!
07:27 You see no resemblance at all?
07:29 No!
07:30 In that case, let's improve the likeness by rearranging your face!
07:35 Cheater! Reprobate! This won't go unpunished! Just you wait!
07:42 The county was hell-bent on destroying these portraits, but I'm nothing if not a passionate defender of the art.
07:50 So I made sure everyone in town could see the masterpieces.
07:58 Zaida? Is that you?
08:00 Nice to see you too, Princesa. Don't tell me you were invited here.
08:05 What? Me? Oh cielos, no! I'm here for the keys. I'm going to give them back to the people where they belong.
08:12 Ah, so here to steal from these spoiled nobles. That's what I like to hear.
08:17 And you? Are you... I mean, what are you doing at this party?
08:21 Well, I'm not here for that gambas al ayo. I've already scouted the place out. I could show you where those keys are.
08:28 Really? I mean, that would be really helpful.
08:32 I just need you to help me deal with a few stragglers.
08:36 Oh sure, no problem. It's a deal.
08:40 I love this, don't you? Us banding together to save the city like this.
08:47 You and your puffy doll eyes. Alright, let me show you around.
08:52 I need your help.
08:54 Oh, now that's a bit ostentatious.
08:56 And that lock is impossible to pick. Trust me, I've tried.
09:00 But do you see those three feathers? Each one of them is connected to a lever inside of those lodges.
09:06 Caramba, Zaida! You worked that out just by looking at it. You're so much better with technology than I am.
09:14 No, I just worked it out on my previous reconnaissance of the palace.
09:20 Oh yes, of course. I knew that. So, how shall we do this? We split up to go pull these levers?
09:27 Sure. The first lever is upstairs. Take that door over there. I'll go the other way and take care of the second one.
09:33 If you have any trouble, just call out and I'll come help you, alright?
09:37 Adelita, you worry too much. It'll be fine.
09:41 Ay, por favor.
09:43 Hey! What are you doing here?
09:46 Don't mind me. I'm no one of consequence.
09:50 Hola, tíos! Is it that the Volador woman? Where's your invitation?
09:55 I invited myself.
09:57 You did it, princesa. I have expected nothing less.
10:01 I see you got your lever too. I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
10:05 None at all, thanks to your... diversions.
10:09 Tell you what, Adelita. How about we spice things up?
10:14 Really? I mean, yeah, sure, absolutely!
10:18 So, what do you have in mind?
10:20 Let's race each other to find the last lever. First one there gets an extra... surprise.
10:26 Vale! I love surprises! Surprise!
10:30 Ah! Ha ha, yes! You got the keys before me. Well played.
10:36 Wait, don't you tell me you're double-crossing me? You said we would work together!
10:42 I didn't give you my word. Plus, I was working on this plan before you came along.
10:48 Ah, your word, of course. But we want the same thing, don't we?
10:53 Not in the same way, cariña.
10:55 Hear me out! First we need to... First we need to create a diversion. Guards!
11:02 Madame de Valador, I've been looking forward to crossing blades with you.
11:07 Careful what you wish for, monsieur. Tell me, have we met before?
11:12 If we had, you would certainly have remembered me. My family is very distinguished.
11:19 And I have been trained in the fencing arts by the finest masters in Europe.
11:24 Fencing arts? So no much real experience, then?
11:29 Proving you wrong will be the highlight of my evening.
11:34 Zaida! Come down here! We need to talk.
11:37 Adelita! I'm glad you made it out of there.
11:40 Esa, you don't change the subject, Zaida! You tricked me!
11:44 I'm sorry. I didn't have time to explain. I'll be keeping the keys for ransom.
11:49 Ransom? That wasn't the plan!
11:51 I knew you would disagree, but you have to trust me on this.
11:55 Why do you want to keep them for ransom? They belong to the people!
11:59 Las ostras malditas! What do you think the people of this city need? Keys or bread?
12:04 Bread they'll be able to buy with money. All the money the Count Duke will give us for these.
12:09 I understand that. But with this new law, the Count Duke will have absolute power here.
12:14 Do you think I care for the laws of these Norbergs? Laws mean nothing when they leave people hungry.
12:20 Zaida, even if you could bleed the Count Duke's coffers dry with the ransom, once he gets the keys back, it will all have been in vain.
12:27 Money's not the only thing keeping him in power.
12:31 What do you mean? How will he kill his soldiers? And the judges?
12:37 His soldiers actually believe all he says. They'll follow him regardless.
12:43 You're adorable when you want to be the hero, you know?
12:48 Zaida, trust me. I give you my word.
12:51 Alright, alright. So you really want these keys, do you? Then show me how much you want them.
12:57 Should we settle this with a duel, then?
13:00 Now this is a language I understand. Follow me. I won't run away this time. I give you my word.
13:06 This garden... isn't this where you and I first met?
13:10 I'm glad you remember. It would be just like old times.
13:15 How could I forget our first duel?
13:18 And I'll win this one, just like last time.
13:21 That's not how I remember it. Let's set the record straight. En garde!
13:26 En garde, Princesa.
13:28 Just as promised. Here are your precious keys, Princesa.
13:32 Now, go off and do your hero thing with them.
13:35 Thank you, Zaida. And let's do this again sometime.
13:39 I mean, that's just if you're ever free or...
13:44 Just send the word. I'll be there.
13:47 Yes! Until we meet again.
13:49 When my brother told me about the treasure map and a deserted island, I thought,
13:56 "Dios mio! Alejandro wants to be a pirate now!"
13:59 But it turns out, the Count Duke has been using an old seaside fortress to hide a hoard of money.
14:05 Money from bribes and gold that he's been embezzling from the city's people.
14:10 Adalia, let me come with you. This will be a classic Volador siblings adventure.
14:15 He said, "I don't want to put him in harm's way."
14:18 I thought he might go alone this time. So here I am, all on my own,
14:23 about to discover whatever secrets this island may hold.
14:28 Ah, it's Madame de Volador, I see. To what do I owe the displeasure?
14:34 Oh, it's you again, monsieur. How's your daily cut-off-year allowance?
14:39 Is that why you're moonlighting as a treasure guard?
14:42 Ho ho, a silly girl.
14:44 Treasure is but one of the secrets that my associates and I are guarding on this island.
14:50 They will be delighted to know I've bested in famous Volador woman
14:55 and sent her paddling back to the mainland in a little dinghy.
15:00 Ah, Adalia! You crossed the sea to raid this fortress of fraudulent fortune.
15:06 Alejandro, this is why I told you not to come. How did you end up in that cage?
15:11 Alas, I fought as violently as Achilles himself,
15:15 but I was bitten back by a bunch of befuddling birds.
15:18 You fell for that ruse? And keep your voice down, portios!
15:22 Or you'll alert all the guards. There's more of them?
15:26 How do I get you out of there?
15:28 Oh, no need to worry about that. My friend, El Vigirante, will come and free me.
15:34 But I need to tell you something. I overheard my jailers talking about some kind of conspiracy.
15:40 A conspiracy? The plot thickens again. What is the Count Duke up to this time?
15:45 I don't know. Amassing a horde was just the first step.
15:48 We still don't know what they plan to use all that money for.
15:51 Let me handle this. I will dig the truth out of these vile thugs.
15:55 Oh, and brother. Try and stay out of trouble.
15:59 So, the plot thickens once more.
16:02 What?
16:04 I say the plot thickens once more! For it is indeed I, El Vigirante!
16:13 Por favor, how thick is this plot going to get? How did he even get out of that cage?
16:19 As I was saying, the plot thickens once more.
16:22 Why are you doing this?
16:24 It is I who got to this island first.
16:27 And it is I who is destined to unravel the conspiracy surrounding this secret treasure.
16:33 Listen, you're in over your head. You're going to get hurt.
16:36 But I left you the entire city for your adventures. Let me save the day for once. En garde!
16:43 Congratulations on passing your final, final trial. Now you are ready to face the many dangers that lurk beyond these gates. Go forth! Your glory awaits!
16:58 Well then, I'm grateful to have had such a thoughtful and considerate mentor as you, El Vigilante.
17:06 Really? You think so?
17:09 Yes! I mean, who else but El Vigilante could I rely on to prepare a boat for our escape and bring me back to safety once my quest is over?
17:20 Ah, sure! El Vigilante will get onto that right away. He'll just lie here for a little bit first.
17:29 Adalia, you wouldn't happen to be following me, would you?
17:34 Z-Zayda? No, I mean it is nice to see you, but... hang on, are you here for the treasure? You know about it?
17:42 Oh, everybody knows about it. Half the city's garrison is here on this fortress, and they aren't the best at keeping secrets.
17:49 We can split the treasure this time, if you want to help me out.
17:52 You know, this treasure is mostly taxes that the Count Duke extorts from the poor, right?
17:57 We could just steal the treasure, or...
18:00 Ay, this again. We could shut down the whole conspiracy!
18:05 No, no. I can tell when you improvise a plan. It's too dangerous.
18:09 As long as the Count Duke keeps using this fortress, he'll just keep stashing money into it.
18:14 Or we could sneak in, sneak out. Así, no paz, no big fight with the Count Duke. And no risking your neck, Adalia.
18:23 I can handle myself. Come and see.
18:26 Ay, I'm glad you'll be part of my legion.
18:29 All right, all right. So you can all do it on your own.
18:32 Si? Thank you. Besides, I'm not good at sneaking. I mean, not as good as you are.
18:39 That's true. You know, if you tried harder with your sneaking, you might have discovered where the treasure vault is.
18:47 You found the vault? Es una pasada, how much treasure is there?
18:50 More than I could carry in one go. And it's heavily guarded. So I suppose I could use your help. Let's go.
18:58 So, you like money, don't you?
19:00 Yeah, but money doesn't like me. I can't seem to keep my purse full.
19:04 You and me both, amigo. How about we go and top ourselves off with something expensive?
19:09 You want the treasure from the Count Duke?
19:11 Don't you, I hope. How do you think the Count Duke got all that treasure in the first place?
19:15 Is everyone in this island involved in their own evil conspiracy?
19:19 Stolen? No! The Count Duke works very hard for it. Plus, goers don't corrupt themselves, you know.
19:25 Each coin to pay for your schemes is one that could have paid for food, clothing and housing.
19:31 It already does! It pays for hours! Besides, the more the Count Duke spends, the more it trickles down into the hands of the people anyway.
19:42 I read that in a book once.
19:44 Oh, la la. How unfortunate that my sister-in-arms has revealed so much of our plans to you.
19:52 I'm afraid, madame, that I must now ensure your silence in a rather... permanent fashion.
19:58 Nothing will silence me!
20:00 Count Duke!
20:02 Ah, those useless, incompetent buffoons! I'll burn off their moustaches! I'll feed them to the eels!
20:12 You should have known your lackeys couldn't defeat me.
20:17 Yes, it would appear they couldn't defeat you. But you clown brother, on the other hand, and that pirate partner in crime of yours...
20:28 What did you do to them? If...
20:30 Leave my island now, and I may consider returning them safely to the mainland. It's entirely up to you.
20:41 Leave? Ha ha, Dahlia the Volador never walks away from a fight! Face me, you coward!
20:48 So you've made your choice.
20:51 Alejandro! Saida!
20:55 Hurrah, Adalia! You've found us!
20:58 You're alive! It's so good to see you.
21:01 It's embarrassing to admit, but... Count Duke got the drop on me. And your brother, too, of course. But that was kind of inevitable.
21:09 Did he hurt you? Anything injured?
21:12 Only my arm.
21:14 Just some bruises. But you mustn't stay here. We're bait. You're in the heart of his lair.
21:19 Ah, ha ha ha! Adalia de Volador! Ever the meddling hero! The interloper! The thorn in my side! I'm so glad you could join us.
21:36 I demand that you release my friends.
21:39 Oh ho ho ho! So now you will have me release them, will you? And yet earlier, you refused my offer because it would have meant sacrificing your pride. Think on that, Dona Volador.
21:56 What will happen to your pride once I have exposed your plans? Think on that, Count Duke.
22:03 Think, you say? Think! That's the problem with thoughtless fools like you. You never think.
22:12 Always rushing into the middle, led by your feelings and never by your reason.
22:20 People like you weakened our nation with soft-hearted sentimentalism.
22:27 But the money you would throw away to the poor and the needy, we will turn it towards a greater purpose. To power a glorious, unstoppable war machine! Ah ha ha ha!
22:42 To line your pockets, you mean.
22:44 To rule the continent and beyond! Ah ha ha ha!
22:50 We will put warships in every sea, send armies against every revolt, every minefield and banking house will answer to us!
23:01 We shall rule every kingdom in the land!
23:09 Nothing to say, Volador? No "Vuitti reparti"?
23:14 What is there to say? Is that what you believe in? You don't even know how sad you sound.
23:20 Come, Dona Volador! Let's be reasonable!
23:24 Says the man who's ransacking the whole city! Have you now, Count Duke?
23:30 Shall we say best of three?
23:33 En serio?
23:36 [HORSE GALLOPING]
23:45 Admit your defeat.
23:48 No! Never! Not by your hands!
23:52 Look around you! You have nowhere to run and your plan is exposed.
23:56 You may fight like lioness, but you're as blind as a bat!
24:02 Can you not see the clarity of my vision? The logic to my schemes?
24:08 My plan will give this kingdom unparalleled greatness!
24:13 And you? You have no plan at all, except to stand in the way of progress!
24:19 I am the Count Duke!
24:21 Count of Azarcolar, Duque of Las Torres, Marques of Eliche, Prince of Aracena, Bolido of the King!
24:33 And I will end you, Volador, just as soon as I can get this cannon to work!
24:41 [EXPLOSION]
24:49 Didn't they teach you to never stand this close to a cannon?
24:54 So, we're not getting paid, are we?
25:01 What do we do now, Capitán?
25:03 Whatever the Count Duke says.
25:06 So much for a flawless conspiracy, Count Duke.
25:09 Someone's sitting on my hand!
25:12 Silence, buffoons! And this, this is all your fault!
25:16 Ha ha! I won't be the one ending up in a cage for once!
25:20 Why, you foolhardy flamboyant braggarts! You think you're better than me?
25:26 Why do people love you? What have I ever done to deserve this?
25:32 Why didn't you tell me you'd be on this island? I'd have come with you.
25:36 I knew you'd be here. You always end up where things get interesting.
25:40 What do you mean?
25:41 You know, intrigue, arch-nemesis, the fate of the nation...
25:46 Are you implying I throw myself at danger?
25:48 I'm not implying anything. By the way, I'm still not sure you can handle yourself.
25:53 I literally just saved you from an evil conspiracy.
25:56 You can never be too sure.
25:57 Are you asking for a rematch?
25:59 I don't know. What do you say?
26:01 I say... En garde!
26:04 [Music]