Hoshyarian Ban Gaya Takleefe Or Gham Door Karne Ki Waja, Mehmano Ke Gaano Or Ashar Se Show Saja
Hoshyarian Ban Gaya Takleefe Or Gham Door Karne Ki Waja, Mehmano Ke Gaano Or Ashar Se Show Saja
Transcript
00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:04 "Be careful, be careful."
00:09 Welcome back, viewers.
00:10 Yes, Irza.
00:11 In this show, only Mr. Agha and I are respected.
00:14 Someone has misinterpreted the word 'respect'.
00:17 You won't be respected by eating mutton.
00:21 Let's go to our audience.
00:23 Before Irza leaves, the mirror is full of dirt.
00:27 Irza!
00:29 This is such an expensive knitwear collection.
00:32 This is for the woman who bought it.
00:35 Irza, don't sell more clothes. - Yes.
00:37 I think you've spent a lot.
00:39 This is a quad set of our Pakistani brand. Please.
00:43 The colour doesn't work in Pakistan.
00:45 Why?
00:46 I haven't seen anyone wearing it.
00:47 You're just saying it. - No.
00:49 I'll agree that he's a guy.
00:52 But tell me what a quad set means.
00:55 A quad set means it's our brand.
00:58 Yes.
00:59 Marika. - Yes.
01:01 Either you get a hairbrush or change your place.
01:04 Either you get a toothbrush or change the show.
01:07 He's just making fun of his family. - What?
01:11 Don't be scared when I'm not around.
01:14 Mr. Roon, don't get angry. He's a fool.
01:18 Why? - Yes.
01:18 Who is he? He's a fool.
01:21 And both of them think we're talking.
01:25 Yes.
01:26 Mr. Gupt, don't argue. He's a fool.
01:29 Yes. - Who is he?
01:30 Who is he? Speak up.
01:31 He's a fool.
01:33 He's his teacher. God bless him.
01:35 God bless him.
01:37 He's sitting in the back seat.
01:40 Yes, Goga.
01:43 He's a fool. He broke his leg.
01:45 He goes to Asif Taal and says, "Do my post-mortem."
01:47 Before we reveal our identity to the audience..
01:53 Yes. - ..let's take a seat.
01:55 Greetings. - Greetings.
01:57 Sir, my name is Fajar Haseeb. - Yes.
01:59 I have a question for you. - Yes, please.
02:01 What is your hidden talent?
02:03 Oh! - Let's move on to the next question.
02:04 That's better.
02:05 Should I tell the truth?
02:07 Go ahead.
02:08 Sir, don't tell her. She'll understand.
02:11 How would I know what talent is hidden?
02:17 You don't have to tell us about the bangles.
02:19 What bangles?
02:24 We're in a struggle.
02:26 What's the use of struggling?
02:27 You tell us what your hidden talent is.
02:30 I'll tell you what I think is my hidden talent.
02:32 It can take me places and it already has.
02:34 I can immediately tell what the person sitting in front of me
02:41 is going to learn from me.
02:44 I learn it very quickly.
02:47 I know how to re-execute it.
02:50 I've locked everything I've learnt from my teachers in a box.
02:55 I've kept a guard on it.
02:57 I keep on learning from there and selling the same things.
03:00 I think this is my hidden talent.
03:01 Wow!
03:01 Sir.
03:03 Who's the guard outside the box?
03:07 I am.
03:07 He's not a drunkard.
03:10 He's just showing off that he's a jobless.
03:12 I want to make it clear to the viewers
03:14 that you become very pious when answering questions.
03:17 You tell us what we don't know.
03:19 And you say, "No, it's a prank."
03:21 Next.
03:23 - Greetings. - Greetings.
03:25 My name is Abdullah and I want to recite a poem.
03:27 - Sure. - Wow!
03:29 "I am in a state of ecstasy."
03:31 "Return your love."
03:33 "I am in a state of ecstasy."
03:36 "Return your love."
03:38 "People get rid of the burden of a sinking boat."
03:41 Wow!
03:45 You don't take back the tension.
03:48 You should leave their house.
03:49 Next.
03:51 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
03:53 - My name is Mohammad Abbas Bilal. - Okay.
03:55 My question is, do Abid Bhai wear a wig?
03:57 Abid, you're wearing a wig.
03:59 So, do you wear a wig?
04:01 No, sir. I wear it when I go to the bathroom.
04:03 Wow!
04:04 He wears a wig and says, "I am the Abbas of the house of rent."
04:08 - Abbas Bhai's childhood was very famous. - Why?
04:12 Someone said, "A rat is a rat. It eats very fast."
04:15 He is a talent. Next.
04:18 - Greetings. - Greetings.
04:20 - My name is Mohammad Ahmed Naseem. - Okay.
04:21 I want to recite a poem by Chhota Ahmed Faraz.
04:24 - Sure. - "They all left before the season broke."
04:28 Wow!
04:29 "Otherwise, there were so many festivals that they left before coming."
04:31 Wow!
04:32 "Complaining about the darkness of the night was better."
04:36 "They left after lighting a candle of their share."
04:39 Wow!
04:40 "They know whether they had loyalty or not."
04:45 "You keep fulfilling your duty."
04:47 Wow!
04:50 Brother, you're our guest. That's why I tolerated.
04:54 You don't have to call them festivals.
04:56 You have to call them beard.
04:57 The festival meeting people.
05:00 - Was it Chhota Sher? - Yes.
05:02 Wow!
05:03 "They left before the season broke."
05:05 - Yes. - "They left before the season broke."
05:07 "They left their kids behind."
05:10 Very good.
05:11 - Greetings. - Greetings.
05:12 My name is Mushtaq Ahmed. I will recite a poem.
05:15 Go ahead.
05:15 "My heart is crazy about you."
05:20 "No one is worthy of me."
05:24 "I am naive. I don't understand."
05:28 "I can't live without you."
05:33 "My heart is crazy about you."
05:38 - Wow! - Wow!
05:39 "I am not a shadow that I will pass by touching you."
05:45 "I am love that will enter your heart."
05:51 - Wow! - Wow!
05:53 "I am not a dream that breaks in a moment."
06:02 - Wow! - Wow!
06:04 "I am crazy about you."
06:09 - Wow! - Wow!
06:10 Very good.
06:11 Very good.
06:12 When a singer speaks first,
06:15 musicians call us and we sit in the wagon.
06:18 - Next. - Greetings.
06:22 - My name is Mukhtar Ahmed. - Greetings.
06:24 - Sir, I want to ask you a question. - Yes.
06:28 - When you say something to the people of Pakistan.. - Yes.
06:34 - ..I feel that it touches the heart. - Thank you.
06:37 - Wow! - Thank you.
06:38 Believe me, your show is such that..
06:41 ..we are sick people at home.
06:44 We are in something or the other.
06:48 Believe me, when this show comes..
06:50 ..we wait for three days.
06:52 - We wait for the show. - Wow!
06:54 - Thank you. - Wow!
06:56 When this show comes..
07:01 ..I know it from my heart..
07:04 ..that the whole world who is in pain..
07:07 ..they get relieved of their pain by watching your show.
07:11 - Wow! - Thank you.
07:13 I am also a patient of the heart.
07:15 - I have three stents. - Okay.
07:17 - I have a stroke. - Okay.
07:19 Believe me, since the time your show has started..
07:23 ..I have not missed a single episode.
07:25 Wow!
07:26 Believe me, I have been sitting in the wagon since then.
07:30 - Wow! - Wow!
07:33 - Thank you. - Thank you.
07:36 I pray that all the people of this world..
07:40 ..may God keep them safe and the show continues.
07:43 - Amen! - Amen!
07:44 - Thank you. - Amen!
07:46 May God give you a long life.
07:47 I request you..
07:49 ..that whenever you watch our show..
07:52 ..just pray for us.
07:53 And our prayer is that..
07:55 ..God keeps you safe on our heads.
07:59 And may God keep all our fans healthy.
08:02 - Amen! - Amen!
08:03 - Thank you. - Yes.
08:05 - Greetings. - Greetings.
08:07 Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim, may God keep you safe.
08:09 - Amen! - Big love.
08:10 And I want to sing a song.
08:12 Okay.
08:13 He said, don't make fun of me.
08:15 - Yes, sing. - Yes.
08:17 Sing, my love.
08:18 "I am in love with your memories."
08:25 "Come, let's meet, my love."
08:29 "Let's make a plea."
08:33 Wow!
08:34 "My heart is lonely."
08:40 Very nice.
08:41 "I am in pain."
08:45 Wow!
08:46 "I am in pain."
08:48 "Don't leave me, my love."
08:55 "The whole world is in pain."
09:01 Wow!
09:02 - Wow! - Very nice.
09:04 Wow! Very nice.
09:05 Very nice.
09:06 Yes.
09:08 - Greetings. - Greetings.
09:10 - My name is Anwar Malik. - Yes.
09:12 And I have tried to write a poem with Mr. Tahir Shaheer's permission.
09:18 - I am giving it to you. - Wow!
09:19 - Mr. Tahir Shaheer, permission. - Permission.
09:22 Yes, give it to him.
09:23 Sir, the name is 'Zaroori Nahi Onda'.
09:26 - 'Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - 'Zaroori Nahi Onda'.
09:27 Wow!
09:28 Okay, then sing a song that is not so important.
09:31 - It is 'Sarnawan'. - Okay, 'Sarnawan'.
09:34 - 'Sarnawan' is the one who is asked. - Okay.
09:35 - 'Ikraar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Okay.
09:39 - 'Honda Hai Har Waar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
09:44 - 'Kadhain Laad Ladauna Changa Hai'. - Wow!
09:48 - 'Rooz De Aadi Yaar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
09:52 'Wasan Wale Janglaan Vich Vee Was Lende'.
09:55 - Wow! - 'Wasan Lai Karbaar Zaroori Nahi Onda'.
09:58 - Wow! - Wow!
10:00 'Sitte Teh Toh Tere Baare Puchhaya Jaana Hai'.
10:03 - Okay. - 'Doojhe Da Kirdaar Zaroori Nahi Onda'.
10:06 - Wow! - Wow!
10:08 - 'Teh Jeevan Lai Bas Laud Hundi Yeh Lokan Di'. - Wow!
10:12 - 'Maran Lai Sansaar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
10:16 - 'Teh Main Aqlaap-e-Nuvi Hai Samjhaadit Hai'. - Wow!
10:19 - 'Har Thante Anwaar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
10:23 - Wow! - Wow!
10:24 - 'Har Bal Da Ikraar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
10:27 - 'Honda Hai Har Waar Zaroori Nahi Onda'. - Wow!
10:30 - Wow! - Very good.
10:31 Your rhythm is very good. Doctor can also tell you.
10:34 - Very good. - Thank you.
10:35 - 'Yeh Khaliyeh Chawal Bhi Chup Karke'. - Yes.
10:38 'O Naan Zaroori Nahi Onda'.
10:40 Viewers, you have a small break. Don't go anywhere after the break.
10:47 Maulana, keep it happy. Look at Agha sir. He has made a fool of himself.
10:50 Is this the color of the sun or the sin of the clay?
10:56 (laughing)