"I'm refusing to buy my wife a Christmas present this year - because she always returns them"

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A husband says he won't be buying his wife a Christmas present this year - because she always takes them back.

John Kernohan, 62, has labelled partner Fin Kernohan, 45, a "serial returner".

The couple live an unconventional lifestyle in a 304sq ft cabin on the shores of Lake Oconee in rural Georgia.

John says he and Fin aren't materialistic but, in years gone by, he would have bought her a present.

But this year he won't be - and is making a donation to charity instead.

John said: “Fin doesn't like candies or chocolates - and she always returns my gifts.

“I bought her an Apple Watch years ago. She returned it and then bought a used one a week later!”

John and Fin previously lived busy lives - he in Miami and she in London.

But in 2012 they decided to swap the rat race for life in a remote part of Georgia.

They bought the cabin for just $6,500 and are now surrounded by views of the 350-mile shoreline.

The couple are looking forward to Christmas and say their secluded affair is s much better than big get-togethers.

Instead they “have breakfast in bed, chill out, kick back, feed livestock in morning, and just relax”.

John said: “Before, Christmas was mayhem and madness - it was always a huge thing.

“My ex-partner one year spent $11,000 dollars on Christmas gifts - it was crazy. It's a total contrast to Fin, who I can't buy anything for!"

“It was a whole different lifestyle before, we’d celebrate at a big country club in a huge house, now it’s much more relaxed.”

The pair get all their festive decorations for free - owing to “very wealthy people” who live nearby.

John and Fin say the neighbours leave things outside their homes in winter when the place is “deserted.”

Instead of having a big celebration with friends and family, the pair prefer to “sit, have a big roaring fire, and put music on.”

They have now gotten used to living in such a small space together, but admit that when they first moved in 13 years ago it was a bit of a shock.

John said: "When we started out, I thought we made a mistake because we were always on top of each other and never had any space.

"It's what you make of the space, not its size - personal space doesn't have to be a room.

"If we ever get annoyed at each other, we just get over it real quick - we resolve the negative vibe and move on.

"We have friends in big houses near us on the lake and we go there for parties - but now I can't believe we used to live that way."

The pair both work as short-term getaway hosts and event organisers, living by the adage that you can live off-grid “without roughing it."

Despite the cabins size, the unique space boasts a bathroom which doubles as a greenhouse, and an outdoor kitchen with a pond full of koi carp.
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00:00 We are going to get a tour of the cabin.
00:02 We bought 12 years ago a 12 by 30 foot
00:05 Dirksen Portable Buildings shed.
00:08 We spent $6,500 12 years ago for the shed.
00:12 We spent a total of $6,000 to do our shed to home conversion.
00:16 Original conversion, including the $6,500 for the shed,
00:21 is we spent $12,500.
00:23 When we first started out, we leased the hunting lease.
00:26 Then we bought in 2015 our first 3.2 acres for $5,000.
00:32 Found it on Zillow.
00:33 Big TV.
00:34 Yes, we got a big TV.
00:35 We like it because we can swivel it outside.
00:37 We can sit on the outside deck and watch football.
00:40 We love the easel stand.
00:42 We bought it off of Amazon.
00:43 This is our bedding.
00:44 We sit here.
00:45 We built this.
00:45 Full size.
00:46 Full size.
00:47 The loft upstairs used to be our bedroom.
00:49 Now it's just an extra guest room when we need it.
00:51 The other loft is storage.
00:52 Wood burning stove, catalytic converter,
00:54 high efficiency Dutch West stove.
00:56 It's spec for 800 square foot.
00:58 The inside measurement of our 12 by 30 home is 304 square feet.
01:05 With the two additions of our kitchen and bathroom,
01:07 we're just approximately around 500 square feet.
01:10 Yes, the walls are insulated.
01:13 Oh my gosh, how many times do people have to ask?
01:15 There is insulation.
01:17 We did R13 insulation.
01:19 The ceiling, yes, it is insulated.
01:22 We put foam insulation.
01:24 And then we covered it with this plywood here.
01:27 And we wanted to see the rafters.
01:30 Gave us extra head clearance.
01:31 And this is my office area.
01:33 Lockers, we got this from a JC Penney distribution center.
01:35 $115.
01:37 This is our kitchen.
01:38 OK, couple of things.
01:39 No, it isn't going to blow away in the storm.
01:41 We only use the hail-proof, severe storm rated,
01:44 polycarbonate panels.
01:46 This is our kitchen garden.
01:47 We put in two garden boxes.
01:49 We made this soil.
01:51 It's from human manure composting.
01:52 It took us 18 months to make this soil.
01:54 We grow vegetables in it.
01:56 Little feature here, concrete blocks
01:58 lined with indoor/outdoor carpeting.
02:02 Then we put a pond liner.
02:03 Re-basin commercial sink, even with a sprayer that works.
02:07 We got it off of Craigslist 12 years ago for $100.
02:10 This red table, we built this ourselves.
02:12 Our Windsor stove.
02:14 People are always interested about the Windsor stove.
02:17 We bought it for $250.
02:18 Little lamps here.
02:19 They came from Tractor Supply discount rack.
02:22 You can see the little panels up there.
02:24 They cost us $4.99.
02:26 The Facebook marketplace for $70 or $75.
02:30 Oh, by the way, people ask, how do we have power?
02:32 Back here, we have an EcoFlow 4 kilowatt.
02:41 Five minutes over.
02:44 Can I talk about that?
02:45 Yes, talk about this.
02:46 This used to be our bathroom.
02:49 The wall ended right here.
02:52 We had that clawfoot tub here, the sink here.
02:55 We turned this into a storage area, our closet,
02:58 and a pantry.
02:59 This is a multi-purpose room.
03:02 Yes, we have running water out here.
03:04 We have a Precision Temp on-demand hot water.
03:08 We have a heat pump here.
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