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Bikini Beach Race
Transcript
00:00:00 [THEME MUSIC]
00:00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:00:10, [WHISTLE]
00:00:37 Don't--
00:00:38 Ow!
00:00:39 You idiot!
00:00:40 You're talking like a gay pig, butthead, [INAUDIBLE]
00:00:42 somewhere else.
00:00:43 You're putting up the roof.
00:00:46 Excuse me. I'm coming through.
00:00:47 I'm late. Excuse me.
00:00:48 Excuse me.
00:00:49 Coming through.
00:00:50 Hi.
00:00:51 Oh, I fixed your microwave. Excuse me.
00:00:52 Coming through. Coming-- hold on, Stanley.
00:00:55 We're going to make it. Hold on.
00:00:56 Excuse me.
00:00:58 Make way, you mental midgets!
00:01:00 [WHISTLE]
00:01:01 Excuse me.
00:01:02 I'm late.
00:01:02 [INAUDIBLE]
00:01:03 [INAUDIBLE]
00:01:05 We're coming to start.
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00:01:28 Out of the way, cretin.
00:01:35 I know it all.
00:01:37 I'm a 4.0 academic.
00:01:39 I conned you.
00:01:40 You heard it here.
00:01:41 I hallucinated it all.
00:01:42 The VIP, the Magna Cum Laude.
00:01:44 I know it all.
00:01:46 I know it all.
00:01:47 I know it all.
00:01:51 Yes, I do believe you're next, Milton.
00:01:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:02:23 You have to execute at least one complete pull-up,
00:02:27 or you fail the physical portion of your final.
00:02:31 Are we understood, Pilarsky?
00:02:33 [SNORING]
00:02:36 Get up there.
00:02:38 Now I've got you, you fat tub of lard.
00:02:51 [GROWLING]
00:02:54 Five years.
00:02:55 Five years you've coasted on a D minus.
00:02:59 This time you're out, mister.
00:03:01 Oh, that's it.
00:03:02 That's it.
00:03:03 Throw in the towel.
00:03:04 Throw it in.
00:03:05 Your ass is history, you slob.
00:03:08 You're an official F. Who's got the last laugh now?
00:03:12 Aloha, Dano.
00:03:17 [FARTING]
00:03:19 [LAUGHTER]
00:03:21 [FARTING]
00:03:23 [LAUGHTER]
00:03:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:29 Just like in the fly, my invention
00:03:39 will molecularly atomize an organic subject,
00:03:44 transport it to my auxiliary dish,
00:03:47 and then biochemically reassemble it
00:03:53 at five times its original size.
00:03:58 This is your master's thesis, Milton.
00:04:00 If you're up to another one of your pranks,
00:04:02 I'm going to make sure that you don't ever graduate
00:04:04 from this or any other university.
00:04:07 Seeing is believing, bro.
00:04:10 I've camouflaged an auxiliary dish
00:04:12 for some unbiased witnesses.
00:04:15 Live from New Jersey, Milo TV.
00:04:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:23 Come on.
00:04:28 Mind your own.
00:04:29 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:04:32 Ball going around.
00:04:34 Let it go.
00:04:36 Come on, go.
00:04:37 Here it is.
00:04:38 You got it.
00:04:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:42 [SCREAMING]
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00:05:14 For my daredevil test pilot, I've chosen Stanley.
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00:05:21 [LAUGHTER]
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00:05:29 [WHISTLE]
00:05:42 Ladies, to the shower.
00:05:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:47 [BUZZER]
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00:05:52 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:05:55 That was a good day.
00:05:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:00 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:06:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:07 At this time, will everybody please place
00:06:22 your protective goggles on?
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00:06:28 Lights out.
00:06:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:40 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:06:53 [LAUGHTER]
00:06:55 I'm going to buy you a beer.
00:06:56 You know?
00:06:57 Yeah.
00:06:58 He's a Donald Trump.
00:06:59 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:07:03 You know?
00:07:04 Can I tell you something?
00:07:05 So what?
00:07:06 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:07:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:12 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:07:15 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:07:18 Do you need a ride?
00:07:20 Yeah.
00:07:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:24 [LAUGHTER]
00:07:27 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:07:31 I don't know.
00:07:32 I figured I'd take a shower.
00:07:33 We're staying out too late and everything like that.
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00:07:52 [BUZZER]
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00:08:00 [BUZZER]
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00:08:12 [BUZZER]
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00:08:16 [BUZZER]
00:08:18 Uh-oh, where's my dish?
00:08:21 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:08:24 [SCREAMING]
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00:08:30 [SCREAMING]
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00:08:36 Stanley?
00:08:37 Stanley?
00:08:38 Stanley?
00:08:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:41 [SCREAMING]
00:08:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:47 [LAUGHTER]
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00:08:53 [LAUGHTER]
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00:08:59 We're talking about an A plus here, Prof?
00:09:02 Out.
00:09:03 B?
00:09:04 Get out of here.
00:09:05 C? F minus?
00:09:06 Get the hell out of here!
00:09:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:09:13 [LAUGHTER]
00:09:16 Damn, Choco!
00:09:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:21 [SCREAMING]
00:09:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:27 I'm gonna kill you!
00:09:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:33 Hi.
00:09:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:36 [MUSIC - THE KING, "SHE DON'T LIKE IT"]
00:09:37 (SINGING) Your mama, she don't like it.
00:09:39 Daddy hates it too.
00:09:43 It really doesn't matter 'cause it's up to me and you.
00:09:49 Your brother--
00:09:52 Actually, I found the same problem on it
00:09:54 as on your blender.
00:09:55 So I took two rotary motors and I put them in there.
00:09:57 And it should work fine now.
00:09:59 Hang on, hang on.
00:10:00 You're right there.
00:10:01 Great.
00:10:02 Smile.
00:10:04 Gotcha.
00:10:05 I don't know, Milo.
00:10:06 It didn't seem like my same old friend that it was.
00:10:09 Well, I supercharged it.
00:10:11 And it's also solar powered now.
00:10:14 You solar powered it?
00:10:16 You supercharged it too?
00:10:19 Milo, what have you done to my vibrator?
00:10:21 Give it a try.
00:10:22 It'll work.
00:10:23 I do not believe you.
00:10:26 OK.
00:10:27 All right.
00:10:28 OK.
00:10:29 This is all right.
00:10:32 OK, go second.
00:10:33 OK, second phase is--
00:10:34 Milo, this is too much.
00:10:35 And now third.
00:10:37 Milo, Milo, it's going crazy on me.
00:10:40 Milo, stop it.
00:10:41 You pulled the wire.
00:10:42 Pull the wire.
00:10:43 Milo, get rid of this thing.
00:10:44 I can't let go.
00:10:45 I think they're all losing it.
00:10:46 Milo, disengage.
00:10:47 Stop it.
00:10:48 Disengage.
00:10:49 You're going to red light.
00:10:50 Watch out.
00:10:51 [SCREAMING]
00:10:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:58 [SCREAMING]
00:11:01 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:11:04 Go, go, go.
00:11:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:09 [SCREAMING]
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00:11:17 [SCREAMING]
00:11:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:25 [SCREAMING]
00:11:29 [MUSIC STOPS]
00:11:32 Wait, Milo.
00:11:33 Wait.
00:11:34 I can fix--
00:11:35 I can't fix it.
00:11:36 Uh-oh.
00:11:37 Milo!
00:11:40 Go, go.
00:11:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:47 Milo!
00:11:48 [SCREAMING]
00:11:52 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:11:53 [SCREAMING]
00:11:59 You killed Java woman.
00:12:01 I'm dying.
00:12:02 [SCREAMING]
00:12:05 Yo, dude, what's happening with the Honey Bones?
00:12:08 Another rewiring job.
00:12:09 You know, once, I let a girl to walk in here
00:12:11 with some broken appliance.
00:12:12 We got to vacate this scab farm.
00:12:15 Yeah, man.
00:12:16 These chickies are scarlet.
00:12:18 This school is scarlet.
00:12:20 You know, guys, Muriel is now officially on--
00:12:23 The Wall of Shame.
00:12:26 [GRUNTING]
00:12:30 What we need are women who are user-friendly.
00:12:34 Fucking A.
00:12:35 You guys are seriously starting to worry me here.
00:12:38 Priorities, dude.
00:12:39 Priorities.
00:12:40 Right.
00:12:41 Dear Mom and Dad, Birdie's up on arson charges.
00:12:43 Cheese is wanted for attempted murder.
00:12:45 And I'm facing the entire athletic board
00:12:47 for sexual harassment.
00:12:48 Graduation's next month.
00:12:49 Know any good attorneys?
00:12:50 Yo!
00:12:51 How's it hanging, Mrs. Milo?
00:12:53 [LAUGHING]
00:12:54 [STATIC]
00:12:57 We can still join the army.
00:12:59 Be all that we can be.
00:13:02 Post office.
00:13:04 Burger land.
00:13:06 Listen, dude, this is all a majorly bogus
00:13:09 instigation against our more, uh, intellectual psyche.
00:13:13 Yeah!
00:13:16 Want a pizza?
00:13:17 I've been thinking about that.
00:13:19 Great, I'll order a pie and Vito's.
00:13:20 No, no, I mean, I've got an idea.
00:13:23 Slam it, bud.
00:13:25 You guys ever hear of extra credit?
00:13:28 [SLAM]
00:13:31 Oh, god.
00:13:33 [GROANING]
00:13:35 [SCREAMING]
00:13:38 [MUSIC - THE KING, "WAKE UP IN THE MORNING"]
00:13:41 [MUSIC - THE KING, "WAKE UP IN THE MORNING"]
00:13:49 Wake up in the morning, I can feel the heartbeat.
00:13:53 Living here on Deco Street.
00:13:58 Oh, my blood rushes with everyone I meet.
00:14:01 These are the people on Deco Street.
00:14:05 Everybody sing.
00:14:07 Whoa, whoa, living on Deco Street.
00:14:11 Feel the heartbeat beneath your feet.
00:14:14 Oh, yeah.
00:14:15 Whoa, whoa, living on Deco Street.
00:14:20 Feel the heartbeat in Miami Beach.
00:14:24 We're in the land where the women are so sweet.
00:14:28 The beaches and the sun, the weather, we're all I need.
00:14:32 And the natives sing, let the women and the gentlemen play.
00:14:36 Because we are playing this as Deco Day.
00:14:41 Everybody sing.
00:14:42 Whoa, whoa, living on Deco Street.
00:14:46 Feel the heartbeat beneath your feet.
00:14:50 Oh, yeah.
00:14:51 Whoa, whoa, living on Deco Street.
00:14:55 Feel the heartbeat in Miami Beach.
00:15:00 Does the sun weather want to fade away?
00:15:03 Fade away.
00:15:04 Because tomorrow brings another day.
00:15:08 Another day.
00:15:09 That's the time to hit those big hotels.
00:15:11 That's where she wants to stay.
00:15:13 And the fun here never, will never fade away.
00:15:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:16:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:03 [MUSIC]
00:16:13 [MUSIC]
00:16:23 >> Hi, my name is Chief.
00:16:36 >> Hi.
00:16:37 >> You don't care.
00:16:38 [MUSIC]
00:16:48 >> It's good for you too.
00:17:01 >> It was great.
00:17:02 [NOISE]
00:17:12 >> Stop.
00:17:26 Oxaldimethyl oxybenzone poison.
00:17:31 I'll save you.
00:17:33 >> Stop it.
00:17:34 >> No, no, no.
00:17:35 >> Stop it.
00:17:36 Get off me.
00:17:37 >> We're from New York.
00:17:38 >> Dude.
00:17:40 Yes, yes.
00:17:42 >> What's up, sugar bush?
00:17:53 >> Who are you?
00:17:57 >> I'm your savage sex puppet.
00:18:01 >> Shameless.
00:18:21 [MUSIC]
00:18:31 [MUSIC]
00:18:41 >> Hey, do you think this is the right place?
00:18:59 >> Yeah.
00:19:01 Let's go.
00:19:02 [MUSIC]
00:19:12 >> Dude, check it out.
00:19:13 >> That's my cousin, Hyman.
00:19:21 >> Hyman?
00:19:22 Jamie?
00:19:23 >> Hyman.
00:19:24 >> Hyman.
00:19:26 >> Hyman.
00:19:29 [MUSIC]
00:19:37 >> Step aside.
00:19:38 [MUSIC]
00:19:47 >> Great, you killed him.
00:19:49 >> All right.
00:19:51 All right.
00:19:55 >> You're a man.
00:19:56 Talk about a creeper.
00:19:59 >> Hyman.
00:20:00 >> Hyman.
00:20:04 >> Look.
00:20:05 Hyman.
00:20:07 Hyman.
00:20:09 >> Miro.
00:20:10 Miro.
00:20:13 >> Don't worry.
00:20:14 >> You don't know you crazy nut.
00:20:19 You grew up.
00:20:20 >> Hey, you.
00:20:25 You know Anita, she leave me and break my heart.
00:20:28 Why don't you write to me?
00:20:30 >> What's in the spliff, dude?
00:20:34 >> What's with him?
00:20:35 Is he Honduran or what?
00:20:36 Speak English, man.
00:20:37 >> It's okay, Hyman.
00:20:38 He's my friend.
00:20:39 >> He's my friend, too.
00:20:42 >> And this is Birdie.
00:20:43 >> Dude.
00:20:51 >> You in my club, man.
00:20:54 >> Hey, you live here, man.
00:20:57 >> Oh, yes.
00:20:58 Come on.
00:20:59 I demonstrate the house for you.
00:21:00 Hold this.
00:21:05 >> Oh.
00:21:08 Oh.
00:21:11 >> One more, then we go.
00:21:13 >> Okay.
00:21:16 >> Come on.
00:21:19 >> Oh.
00:21:28 >> Oh.
00:21:37 >> Oh.
00:21:45 >> Oh.
00:21:53 >> Oh.
00:22:05 >> Oh.
00:22:11 >> Oh.
00:22:17 >> Oh.
00:22:23 >> Oh.
00:22:29 >> Oh.
00:22:35 >> Oh.
00:22:41 >> Oh.
00:22:47 >> Oh.
00:22:51 >> Oh.
00:22:57 >> Oh.
00:23:03 >> Oh.
00:23:09 >> Oh.
00:23:15 >> Oh.
00:23:19 >> Oh.
00:23:25 >> Oh.
00:23:31 >> I said no way.
00:23:32 >> Hyman.
00:23:37 >> Milo, I'm from Brooklyn.
00:23:38 It's against my religion.
00:23:39 >> Hit him again.
00:23:45 >> Oh, I fucking hate you guys.
00:23:47 >> Come on, baby.
00:23:48 >> Anybody laughs.
00:23:50 >> Hey, Leeann.
00:23:51 Check out the roller derby rejects.
00:23:57 >> It's okay, man.
00:23:58 It's okay.
00:23:59 Peace and freedom, baby.
00:24:00 It's cool.
00:24:01 Come on.
00:24:02 Come on.
00:24:03 We go.
00:24:04 We show them how.
00:24:05 Take this.
00:24:06 >> Look, dude, what's the big secret with the race?
00:24:07 >> Shh.
00:24:08 Hyman's very superstitious.
00:24:09 This Sunday is a domingo de mala suerte.
00:24:14 >> Whoa, look at that Cadillac.
00:24:24 >> Ah.
00:24:25 Ah.
00:24:26 >> Sorry, guys.
00:24:34 >> Check your pocket.
00:24:35 >> Hyman, look at cheese.
00:24:40 >> Are you okay?
00:24:41 >> Are you okay?
00:24:44 >> Yeah, I'm okay.
00:24:50 >> What a pollution.
00:24:57 >> Sorry.
00:25:02 >> Hi.
00:25:04 My name's cheese.
00:25:07 Want a slice?
00:25:09 >> All right, thanks.
00:25:11 >> You ever see a one-eared elephant?
00:25:14 >> How rude.
00:25:16 >> Hi.
00:25:19 Excuse me.
00:25:23 Excuse me.
00:25:25 Oh, shit.
00:25:28 Excuse me!
00:25:30 Whoa.
00:25:31 My law!
00:25:35 >> Go, go, go!
00:25:40 >> My law!
00:25:42 My law!
00:25:44 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:46 >> Wait.
00:25:47 >> Wait.
00:25:48 >> Oh, no.
00:25:50 I can't.
00:25:52 I can't do it.
00:25:54 I can't do it.
00:25:56 >> Oh, no.
00:25:58 >> Oh, no.
00:26:00 >> I can't do it.
00:26:03 I can't do it.
00:26:05 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:09 >> I got you, cheese.
00:26:11 I got it.
00:26:14 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:19 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:23 >> Watch out.
00:26:25 >> Whoa!
00:26:29 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:31 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:34 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:36 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:39 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:41 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:44 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:46 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:49 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:51 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:53 >> Oh, shit.
00:26:55 >> Get out of the way!
00:26:58 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:01 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:04 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:06 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:08 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:10 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:12 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:14 >> Get away from me.
00:27:17 >> My love!
00:27:22 >> Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:28 >> Are you okay?
00:27:31 >> Uh...
00:27:33 >> All right.
00:27:35 See ya.
00:27:37 [music]
00:27:52 >> We could sue you for this, asshole.
00:27:57 >> Chase!
00:27:59 [music]
00:28:06 >> Now, listen to me.
00:28:08 Listen to me, you guys.
00:28:10 You can't let this big city karma get you down, okay?
00:28:13 You gotta be cool.
00:28:14 There's a lot of spanky here in Cocoa Bay.
00:28:16 Spanky?
00:28:17 See, spank!
00:28:19 [music]
00:28:28 >> You see that?
00:28:30 That is spicy.
00:28:36 [music]
00:28:51 >> Hey, man, what's a bed race?
00:28:52 >> Huh?
00:28:53 >> A bed race.
00:28:54 >> You never heard of a bed race?
00:28:57 A bed race is a public orgy of the finest-looking mamacitas in the world,
00:29:02 bouncing on a bed with wheels on it while it's racing down Main Street.
00:29:06 They do it every year for charity, but the winners get some funky prizes and a big contract.
00:29:15 >> I need some help.
00:29:21 >> Listen, you guys.
00:29:24 I don't want this to get around, but there are some heavy-duty numbers on this bed race.
00:29:29 Last year's winners won 50 big ones.
00:29:32 >> Too goddamn wicked.
00:29:33 With that, we bought some serious spanky.
00:29:36 >> Jaime, what kind of contract are we talking about here?
00:29:38 >> Some big engineer award.
00:29:40 >> Dude, 50 big poners.
00:29:43 That's some heavy denier, dude.
00:29:45 >> A bed race, huh?
00:29:47 >> Forget it, Milo.
00:29:48 Ever since you little permito, you always doing something.
00:29:52 Jaime, show me where they race.
00:29:54 >> Dude, chill out, Jaime.
00:29:55 We just want to see.
00:29:57 >> No, no, no, no.
00:29:59 Hey, hey, what?
00:30:02 >> Give me that back.
00:30:03 What are you doing, jerk?
00:30:07 >> Yogurt!
00:30:08 >> You're crazy.
00:30:19 >> Jaime, who races the beds?
00:30:21 >> Milo, you need sponsors, applications.
00:30:24 You got to build a race bed.
00:30:26 You need girls.
00:30:28 This is heavy duty, man.
00:30:31 >> Who races the beds?
00:30:41 >> What do you think this is, a love-in, man?
00:30:43 I am talking Vietnam, USA.
00:30:46 I am talking about top financing for the teams to hire professional track runners to pull the beds.
00:30:51 I am talking the Indy 500, baby.
00:30:54 >> Hey, no problem.
00:30:56 Bertie, here's a sprinter.
00:30:57 >> Oh, Bertie, that's pretty good.
00:30:58 No problem.
00:30:59 Listen, you need a four-man team.
00:31:01 You need a girl pilot.
00:31:03 You need cheerleaders.
00:31:04 You need bikini girls.
00:31:05 And this is all in five days.
00:31:08 >> Five days?
00:31:11 >> [ Speaking Spanish ]
00:31:26 >> What's with him?
00:31:27 What's he talking about?
00:31:28 >> Cuban voodoo, races on bad luck Sunday, May 14th.
00:31:32 >> No voodoo, man.
00:31:33 On May 14th, Jupiter is aligned with Mars behind the second moon over the star of Cuba.
00:31:40 I am talking about the universal karma being in the toilet.
00:31:43 >> Jaime, that's why we're here.
00:31:44 We have to compete.
00:31:45 If we win the race, we can use the winnings to repair the damages from Bertie's explosion.
00:31:49 >> Explosion?
00:31:50 >> Not to mention we can use the publicity from all the charity involvement to clear the assault charges from cheese.
00:31:54 >> Assault?
00:31:55 >> And the engineering contract, which would clear my suspension.
00:31:58 >> Dude, we're busted.
00:32:00 We can't graduate without it.
00:32:01 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, Milo, Milo, no.
00:32:04 I don't want a life in organized crime.
00:32:07 You got to help us.
00:32:09 >> Primito, let me tell you about the reality of this situation.
00:32:14 We are talking about some heavy, heavy, heavy duty money happening underground on these teams.
00:32:20 If you know what I'm talking about, you've got a better chance of swimming from here to Cuba with the sharks.
00:32:26 >> Sex puppets.
00:32:28 >> Yeah, sex puppets.
00:32:29 What, are you crazy or something?
00:32:30 >> Yeah.
00:32:31 >> Yeah.
00:32:32 >> Sex puppets.
00:32:33 >> Five days survey says...
00:32:35 >> Sex puppets!
00:32:39 [laughing]
00:32:41 >> Primito, you're crazy.
00:32:43 The Beatles, they broke up on May 14th.
00:32:46 Primito, listen to me.
00:32:48 Richard Nixon, he was circumcised on May 14th.
00:32:51 All right, we'll commit suicide together.
00:32:54 I'm a sex puppet, you're a sex puppet.
00:32:56 We'll all be dead sex puppets.
00:32:58 Wait up.
00:32:59 >> Sex puppets!
00:33:02 [cheering]
00:33:08 [music]
00:33:24 >> Gee, baby, four years.
00:33:26 When have we ever let you down?
00:33:28 This race is the big one.
00:33:29 All my plans are falling into place.
00:33:32 After Sunday, I'll be the only mayoral candidate worth talking about.
00:33:36 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very nice.
00:33:38 Listen, why don't you jerk off on your own private time?
00:33:40 All I care about is my club's investment.
00:33:43 >> Anybody care for a mimosa?
00:33:48 >> What are the odds this year?
00:33:49 >> Gino, work with me here.
00:33:51 Loosen up a little.
00:33:55 Increase your club's investments a couple of notches.
00:33:58 I can assure you it'll be rewarding for your financial future.
00:34:02 >> What the fuck are you talking about now?
00:34:05 >> When's the last time our presiding mayor promoted a legalization bill for gambling in Cocoa Bay?
00:34:10 Now, I think my election might favor your club's roll of the dice.
00:34:14 Think of it, your own place, Carlotti's Casino.
00:34:20 Capisce?
00:34:24 >> I'll tell you what, stinkler.
00:34:26 We're going to put our money where your big mouth is, okay?
00:34:29 Just make sure that your boys hit the finish line first.
00:34:31 Because numbers is numbers, and ours had better come up.
00:34:34 You capisce?
00:34:39 I love this fucking country.
00:34:41 Where else can a guy like me clean up on racing broads instead of horses, huh?
00:34:46 Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
00:35:15 >> Can I help you?
00:35:43 >> Nice dimensions.
00:35:45 How fast is she?
00:35:46 >> What is it you want?
00:35:51 >> We're here to see some Herman stinker guy.
00:35:54 >> The name's stinkler, asshole.
00:35:57 And I'm sure you don't have an appointment.
00:36:02 >> Maynard!
00:36:03 >> Now, is that any way to treat old friends?
00:36:09 >> Maynard, do you know these people?
00:36:11 >> No.
00:36:13 I mean, yeah, but not socially.
00:36:16 >> Please, we swim into each other all the time back at the club.
00:36:19 You must be Herman stinkler, this year's bed race coordinator?
00:36:23 >> Yes, what's your business here?
00:36:24 I'm very busy.
00:36:25 >> Yo, we want to be in a bed race.
00:36:27 Give me that, milo.
00:36:29 >> You've got to be kidding.
00:36:31 They're just tourists.
00:36:33 >> Let me slam bone this goober.
00:36:35 >> It's absolutely impossible.
00:36:36 >> Why?
00:36:37 >> You're too late.
00:36:39 You're not coco bay residents, you don't have a sponsor, and you're out of your league.
00:36:43 >> Hey, we got a track star and an engineer, dick cheese.
00:36:47 >> You're still not in.
00:36:48 Leave or I'll have the two of you thrown into jail at the snap of my fingers.
00:36:52 Or some local zoo.
00:36:53 >> No problem.
00:36:54 We'll just go straight to the bed race committee and slam them an application.
00:36:58 [laughing]
00:37:03 >> I'm the chairman.
00:37:05 Hasta la vista.
00:37:07 Aloha, dad news.
00:37:10 >> Maddox!
00:37:12 Maddox!
00:37:13 >> I'm out of here!
00:37:14 [splash]
00:37:16 [music]
00:37:19 >> Shameless!
00:37:20 [laughing]
00:37:23 >> Maddox!
00:37:24 >> You stupid --
00:37:26 [music]
00:37:32 >> Put your head up!
00:37:40 [cheering]
00:37:44 >> Whoa!
00:37:45 [music]
00:37:49 >> Whoa!
00:37:51 >> Whoa!
00:37:52 Whoa!
00:37:53 >> Jeez!
00:37:55 [music]
00:38:10 >> Sorry, Milo.
00:38:11 Want a beer?
00:38:12 >> No.
00:38:15 [whistle]
00:38:40 >> Now, this should make you happy.
00:38:43 It's 10% more than last year's scholarships.
00:38:48 >> This guy cracks me up.
00:38:51 Scholarships.
00:38:53 We'll accept this as a non-refundable down payment.
00:38:56 Tell Stinkula it's double scholarships this year, chump.
00:39:00 >> Wait a minute.
00:39:05 Well, we'll just get ourselves another team then.
00:39:09 We're the fastest in the state, asswipe.
00:39:16 >> All right.
00:39:18 All right, but Mr. Stinkler is not going to like this.
00:39:22 >> Hey, genius, what hunky-ass name are you dissing us with this year, man?
00:39:30 >> Now, this is pure brilliancy on my part.
00:39:33 The bed soars.
00:39:36 Get it?
00:39:38 The bed soars.
00:39:41 With an "A"!
00:39:43 Sucker, get a clue sometime.
00:39:47 [engine rumbling]
00:40:13 >> Go get her, Milo.
00:40:16 Go get her, Milo.
00:40:20 Milo.
00:40:22 Go!
00:40:23 Go!
00:40:34 Get her!
00:40:39 God!
00:40:52 Hi, maybe I could help.
00:40:54 I've got a B.S. in engineering.
00:40:58 >> A B.S.?
00:40:59 Now I've heard them all.
00:41:04 >> Sure looks like you know what you're doing.
00:41:06 >> Yeah?
00:41:07 Looks like you don't.
00:41:10 >> You asked me.
00:41:11 >> Look, I didn't ask you.
00:41:13 So why don't you just take your B.S., trade it in for an M.S., and shove it up your little Ph.D.?
00:41:18 Goodbye.
00:41:19 >> No problem.
00:41:21 In case you didn't notice, your compression valve release is really plugged up.
00:41:25 And so is the one in the carburetor.
00:41:27 See you.
00:41:33 >> Hey!
00:41:35 Hey, wait!
00:41:42 Look, I'm sorry.
00:41:45 Maybe I could use a second opinion.
00:41:56 [laughing]
00:42:04 Hey, Marine Stadium, Friday morning, okay?
00:42:07 >> Fine.
00:42:08 How am I going to find you?
00:42:09 >> Just look for blue lightning at the north dock strip.
00:42:11 Oh, thanks, doctor.
00:42:16 Clean yourself up.
00:42:21 >> I make house calls too, you know.
00:42:29 >> Carl, Carl!
00:42:32 >> You're all dirty!
00:42:34 >> Whoo-hoo!
00:42:47 >> Well, hell, I'd be as happy as a pig in shit to sponsor you boys.
00:42:50 >> Yes!
00:42:51 >> But there's one thing I've got to know.
00:42:53 Who's your four horsemen?
00:42:55 >> Get this, mate.
00:42:57 We all.
00:42:59 >> Jaime, you're my best friend in the whole world.
00:43:01 Now, you know that.
00:43:02 But you know and I know you boys don't stand a chance against the sprinters them other teams is bringing in.
00:43:06 >> Have a plan?
00:43:07 >> This is my cousin, the engineer.
00:43:09 >> Check it out, like, we're sporting the manpower, but we need some primo time along with your tool that you like pounded all together.
00:43:17 >> And a little bang for minor expenses, huh?
00:43:20 >> I must be shit-eating crazy.
00:43:22 It's like entering you boys in the Olympics.
00:43:25 Oh, all right, the junkyard's around the back.
00:43:28 You'll find a few spare bed frames.
00:43:32 Son, you ever hear of self-control?
00:43:35 >> Absa-fucking-lutely.
00:43:37 >> Peace, baby!
00:43:39 You got three days, you know.
00:43:41 That plantio's best become a race bed sometime this year.
00:43:45 [laughter]
00:44:06 >> I'm going in there to get a racing permit from the mayor.
00:44:09 I want you guys to shake some bacon, make things happen, all right?
00:44:12 We are gonna do this, baby!
00:44:14 All right, how do I look, primo?
00:44:16 >> You're looking buff, babe.
00:44:17 >> All right.
00:44:19 [laughter]
00:44:22 ♪♪
00:44:43 ♪ Wake up in the city ♪
00:44:47 ♪ Another busy day ♪
00:44:51 ♪ People in a hurry ♪
00:44:55 ♪ Got no time to play ♪
00:44:59 ♪ There's a place in Florida ♪
00:45:03 ♪ Where you can get away ♪
00:45:07 ♪ Leave it all behind you now ♪
00:45:11 ♪ Down in Cocoa Bay ♪
00:45:15 ♪ Cocoa Bay ♪
00:45:23 ♪ Cocoa Bay ♪
00:45:32 ♪ See them on the beaches ♪
00:45:36 ♪ When you're left in the rain ♪
00:45:40 ♪ Watch them as they go by ♪
00:45:44 ♪ In the summer heat ♪
00:45:48 ♪ Wheels on the trusses ♪
00:45:52 ♪ Heads out in the street ♪
00:45:56 ♪ Everything you need is here ♪
00:46:00 ♪ In between the sheets ♪
00:46:04 ♪ Cocoa Bay ♪
00:46:08 ♪ Ooh ♪
00:46:12 ♪ Cocoa Bay ♪
00:46:16 ♪ Ooh ♪
00:46:20 ♪ Late time in the evening ♪
00:46:24 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪
00:46:28 ♪ Hot night is feeling ♪
00:46:32 ♪ With the island sound ♪
00:46:36 ♪ People have their good times ♪
00:46:40 ♪ It's a greenest street ♪
00:46:44 ♪ It can happen to you too ♪
00:46:48 ♪ If you come with me ♪
00:46:52 ♪ To Cocoa Bay ♪
00:46:55 [all cheering]
00:46:58 ♪ To Cocoa Bay ♪
00:47:03 ♪
00:47:09 ♪
00:47:14 So, uh, Stinkler, what's the news?
00:47:18 The bikini contest is one-third each team's score.
00:47:21 I went ahead and donated some weekend cruises
00:47:24 for three of the four judges. Insurance.
00:47:27 Keep talking to me.
00:47:29 Maynard's locating the same race runners.
00:47:31 The race bed's due to be finished tomorrow afternoon.
00:47:34 We're right on schedule.
00:47:36 That's sweet. Real sweet.
00:47:38 Except I got a problem.
00:47:40 Some pigeon tells me today that there's a new team in town.
00:47:43 Some hippie guy's been asking questions down in city hall.
00:47:46 And God damn it, Stinkler, I hate bird shit.
00:47:49 Just some punk kids.
00:47:53 They're not even registered to compete.
00:47:55 They best not.
00:47:57 'Cause I can't bet on a race
00:47:59 with a bunch of hippies.
00:48:01 You know what I mean? Mayor.
00:48:03 Would you like a little linguine, Mayor?
00:48:07 Go ahead.
00:48:09 No, thank you.
00:48:11 I've got a meeting to attend to.
00:48:13 Stinkler, you ever see a dame
00:48:17 with coconuts like these?
00:48:20 No.
00:48:22 I didn't think so.
00:48:24 Okay, baby, ready to play Moses in the burning bush?
00:48:28 Vinnie, back to your linguine.
00:48:31 Manga.
00:48:33 # Look behind this wall of stone
00:48:51 # Someone stands alone
00:48:54 # Waiting underground... #
00:48:56 Hey, Mayor, we've got a date with a floating hoarder.
00:48:59 Over there, over there.
00:49:02 # First she knocks me out
00:49:06 # Then brings me back around
00:49:09 # Everything she does
00:49:14 # Everything she does
00:49:17 # Everything she does gets me... #
00:49:22 # Look behind this wall of glass
00:49:26 # The future around the glass
00:49:30 # I'm locked in her embrace
00:49:33 # I'm locked in her town
00:49:36 # The flashing struts of light
00:49:39 # I'm burning her toes
00:49:42 # But I still can't see her face
00:49:46 # I'm burning her toes
00:49:49 # But I still can't see her face
00:49:53 # She keeps me in the dark
00:49:56 # She's tearing me apart
00:49:59 # 'Cause everything she does... #
00:50:02 Hey, I've got a car for you.
00:50:05 # Everything she does
00:50:08 # Everything she does gets me... #
00:50:16 Not in the right place, am I?
00:50:19 You got that right, asswipe.
00:50:22 I don't suppose there's some wild microscopic chance I could just say hello to her?
00:50:26 Not in your wildest wet dreams.
00:50:29 Let me guess. You're a boyfriend wannabe.
00:50:32 So am I.
00:50:34 Pleased to meet you.
00:50:36 Good.
00:50:43 Get off the kids!
00:50:46 Jeez! Milo!
00:50:52 Milo!
00:50:59 Oh, mess!
00:51:02 Oh!
00:51:04 The girl's here.
00:51:10 I want the deck scrubbed top to bottom for my interview on Sunday. Spotless!
00:51:27 Of course.
00:51:29 I've hired Santanu's best sprinters. You can place your bets.
00:51:33 Maynard, I can't place our bets because Gino hasn't come up with the funding.
00:51:38 He thinks your yacht club punk friends may find some way in.
00:51:43 Now, unless you want to fish for a living, I suggest you work with your sweetheart...
00:51:49 and find out what these sex puppets and their engineer are up to.
00:51:54 Uncle Herman?
00:51:58 I need another envelope for the runners.
00:52:01 Another envelope? As in more money?
00:52:06 How much?
00:52:08 Twice as much.
00:52:09 Twice? You putz!
00:52:11 You couldn't negotiate an ice cube from an Eskimo!
00:52:15 Fine.
00:52:17 I was going to give you and Leanne a surprise victory cruise after the race.
00:52:22 That should cover the costs!
00:52:25 (door opens)
00:52:54 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble.
00:52:57 I make house calls too, you know. Except I charge extra for mansions.
00:53:21 Milo, I'm so sorry.
00:53:24 Water sports, huh?
00:53:27 That's a little bit kinky there, if you ask me, Ace.
00:53:30 He's a very jealous ex-boyfriend.
00:53:33 Which one?
00:53:35 Hey, I hear you're looking for a pilot for your team.
00:53:38 I've got a little experience.
00:53:40 And some pretty good references, would you say?
00:53:42 No, no, no. Your references I don't need, please.
00:53:46 You're hired.
00:53:48 Yes!
00:53:49 Now you just try to get some rest, okay?
00:53:52 I remember turning that wicked old dial
00:54:07 And hearing the boys sing
00:54:09 Come on, sing us some time
00:54:12 Great!
00:54:18 Hey, look who we're seeing!
00:54:20 Hi!
00:54:21 I don't know. I don't know.
00:54:41 I don't know what's going on.
00:54:45 I guess we can ask.
00:54:47 Yeah, we can ask.
00:54:49 I don't know. I don't know.
00:54:51 I don't know what's going on.
00:54:54 Is this a sex puppet audition?
00:54:59 Do you know what time they begin?
00:55:02 Hey, where do we sign up?
00:55:06 Come on, come on, come on.
00:55:08 Listen up, listen up, guys.
00:55:18 Birdie.
00:55:20 Spider-G. This one was A-Rod.
00:55:22 Cheese.
00:55:24 Joker.
00:55:25 Set up the disco room video camera.
00:55:27 Lights, stereo.
00:55:28 I'm Chief.
00:55:29 Let's go!
00:55:30 Yeah!
00:55:34 Ladies.
00:55:36 Please accept our sincere apologies
00:55:39 For keeping all of you waiting.
00:55:41 Mr. Hendricks, would you mind escorting our guests
00:55:44 To the pool where they may all lounge?
00:55:47 Follow me, girls. Follow me.
00:55:50 Dios mio.
00:55:52 Follow me.
00:55:54 Should anybody care for anything to drink,
00:55:57 Feel free to ask Chief, Mr. Colossi.
00:56:00 Apologies, yes, but we still have...
00:56:03 I'll be your float, baby.
00:56:05 Tell nobody.
00:56:07 Oh, a nice picture. What is it?
00:56:09 That's me on a really bad trip.
00:56:11 That's my house. Today's house.
00:56:13 I figured you'd like it, so I just...
00:56:16 Ah!
00:56:29 Ah!
00:56:31 We want your engines to overheat.
00:56:33 Wait, J.D.! Ah, wait!
00:56:35 Look, Milo, I shouldn't even have come over here last night.
00:56:39 I mean, I don't even know who you are.
00:56:41 Here I go and think this guy seems nice,
00:56:43 He's kind of smart.
00:56:45 Maybe he's worth my time, not just another jerk.
00:56:47 I'm not a jerk. I mean, I am, but I'm not really.
00:56:51 Why is it every time I see you,
00:56:53 You've got egg all over your face?
00:56:55 I don't know. You make me nervous.
00:56:59 I make you nervous?
00:57:01 You, Mr. Joke-Hole Millionaire?
00:57:03 Why?
00:57:05 Because I... Well, I think...
00:57:07 Let me show you my bed.
00:57:09 Ah! I mean, our bed.
00:57:11 Ah! No, I mean the race bed.
00:57:13 Please.
00:57:15 Well, all right.
00:57:17 Don't mess with me.
00:57:22 (thunder rumbles)
00:57:24 (upbeat music)
00:57:30 (indistinct chatter)
00:57:33 (grunting)
00:57:35 (laughing)
00:57:59 (indistinct chatter)
00:58:28 (water splashing)
00:58:30 (indistinct chatter)
00:58:38 Guys, this is Mickey.
00:58:41 She's going to do her stuff for you.
00:58:43 (yells)
00:58:47 Okay, boys, hands off your nightstick.
00:58:51 You're busted.
00:58:53 This is Maria.
00:58:55 This is Groovy Suzy.
00:58:57 Hi.
00:58:59 This is Inga.
00:59:01 This is Amanda.
00:59:03 These are... I mean, this is Cynthia, Elizabeth.
00:59:06 Cheers, gentlemen.
00:59:08 I would be the best sex puppet that you ever had.
00:59:11 So you want me to be your sex puppet?
00:59:14 Sex puppet?
00:59:16 Oh, oui, like, for sure.
00:59:19 And I will teach you the true meaning of farfig nougat.
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01:05:58 And the last official entry permit for the race.
01:06:03 [laughing]
01:06:05 That's disgusting.
01:06:16 That is disgusting.
01:06:20 Oh, I hate them.
01:06:25 Animals.
01:06:28 Manny, do you think that girl's got better tatas than me?
01:06:33 Manny?
01:06:35 Manny, nerd.
01:06:37 Yes, yes, yours are the best.
01:06:39 [crying]
01:06:41 What's that?
01:06:43 Manny, it sounds like a Doberman.
01:06:46 You better go check that out.
01:06:49 You go check it out.
01:06:51 Me?
01:06:53 Yeah, I got to finish up here.
01:06:56 [crying]
01:06:58 Fabulous pair of gams.
01:07:03 That's got to be Brigitte.
01:07:05 No visible bush.
01:07:07 Possible conehead?
01:07:10 What, a slam hound?
01:07:13 [crying]
01:07:17 [crying]
01:07:23 [groaning]
01:07:25 [laughing]
01:07:39 Manny, Manny!
01:07:43 Manny!
01:07:47 Manny!
01:07:52 Nerd, look what I got!
01:07:54 [laughing]
01:07:56 In the pool, you're bound!
01:07:59 Let go!
01:08:01 Not even if you bent!
01:08:03 [screaming]
01:08:05 Maynard!
01:08:07 Maynard!
01:08:09 Maynard!
01:08:11 Maynard!
01:08:13 Maynard!
01:08:15 Wait for me!
01:08:18 [laughing]
01:08:21 [door opening]
01:08:23 Maynard, I got the keys!
01:08:28 Shit!
01:08:30 [screaming]
01:08:32 [singing]
01:08:43 Time to take this, you bastard.
01:08:45 It's really quite basic.
01:08:59 What I've done is I've integrated a series of frictional increments,
01:09:02 which through a selection gradient allows for an increase in acceleration
01:09:05 in accordance with the juxtaposition of a selected torque radii.
01:09:11 He's installed a gear system like one on a ten-speed bike.
01:09:14 I shift the gears, we go faster.
01:09:16 Jaime, I've got them beat. This is the best thing I've ever designed.
01:09:19 I should be in the Bedrich Hall of Fame. You know, we're going to re-enroll on the D's list.
01:09:22 Maybe I should get a patent.
01:09:24 Primito.
01:09:27 I...
01:09:29 What?
01:09:31 I...
01:09:33 Jaime, what's wrong?
01:09:35 Nothing, nothing. He's beautiful. He's beautiful.
01:09:38 Let's give it a test run.
01:09:40 What's the matter? Why is it here?
01:09:42 It's okay. Jojo can fill in for now. Come on, I'm dying to see this baby fly.
01:09:45 I've been working on it for hours, guys.
01:09:47 Excuse me. We've been working on it for hours.
01:09:50 All right, let's go. Come on.
01:09:52 Ready!
01:09:58 Set! Go!
01:10:01 (Music)
01:10:03 Set!
01:10:17 Come on!
01:10:20 Set!
01:10:28 Jeez!
01:10:30 (Groans)
01:10:37 Are you okay, man? Yeah, I'm all right.
01:10:40 It's more than I can say for that piece of junk.
01:10:42 I can't believe it. It was perfect.
01:10:44 I built it exactly to my specs in the blueprints.
01:10:46 What did you do to my shifter?
01:10:48 What did I do? Hey, I'm lucky this scrap bucket didn't kill me.
01:10:51 Scrap bucket? You're talking about one of my inventions.
01:10:54 In... Inventions? Hey, you need to go back to school, Sonny,
01:10:57 or you'd make a better garbage collector.
01:10:59 Yeah, well, maybe you should just go and...
01:11:01 Shit!
01:11:03 It doesn't matter, Primo.
01:11:06 It doesn't matter, Jaime. The race is tomorrow.
01:11:08 We're not in the race. What?
01:11:11 The mayor, he was out of town at some convention.
01:11:14 I got the last entry permit,
01:11:16 and the only other person who could approve it is Stinkler.
01:11:19 The secretary said she would call me when she got in touch with the mayor,
01:11:23 but she never called.
01:11:25 I'm sorry, Primo.
01:11:27 It's el Domingo de mala suerte.
01:11:29 We have to compete, Jaime.
01:11:31 I mean, school, graduation.
01:11:33 That's our whole trip.
01:11:35 Man, I was just one royal jerk to the coolest babe I've ever met.
01:11:38 Stinkler's got his hogtie branded.
01:11:40 Dude, we're busted.
01:11:42 It's over.
01:11:44 You could still apologize to the little lady.
01:11:47 No way. She hates my guts, my rich guts.
01:11:51 Look, I'm gonna enter us in this race.
01:11:54 If I have to illegally drag this heap against all those other competitors,
01:11:57 you guys go home. I got work to do.
01:12:00 Primo, you can't fight the cosmic forces.
01:12:03 Miro!
01:12:05 I'm sorry.
01:12:20 You mean they took everything?
01:12:23 Descubalment.
01:12:25 What?
01:12:27 I'm sorry in Spanish.
01:12:29 You're sorry in any language.
01:12:31 The race permit?
01:12:33 The girls' phone numbers?
01:12:35 The videotape?
01:12:37 I'm sorry.
01:12:39 Well, boys, we're definitely out of it now.
01:12:43 Dude, there goes my career as a demolition.
01:12:47 I'm really fucking sorry.
01:12:52 Listen to us, Jaime.
01:12:54 We sound like a bunch of birds the night before Turkey Day.
01:12:57 Hot damn, Jaime! This is the night before the race!
01:13:01 [laughing]
01:13:06 [cheering]
01:13:21 [cheering]
01:13:24 [cheering]
01:13:33 [cheering]
01:13:45 [cheering]
01:13:48 [cheering]
01:13:56 [cheering]
01:14:01 [cheering]
01:14:07 [cheering]
01:14:10 [cheering]
01:14:13 Take a walk down the strip to the water
01:14:17 There's a water in Harlem
01:14:20 Water in Harlem
01:14:23 Water in Harlem
01:14:26 Water in Harlem
01:14:29 Water in Harlem is the kind of place
01:14:39 People get lost without a trace
01:14:42 This was the first time that you've been
01:14:45 Look out, baby, there's us
01:14:48 [cheering]
01:14:51 [music playing]
01:14:54 [music playing]
01:14:57 [music playing]
01:15:00 [music playing]
01:15:03 [cheering]
01:15:21 [cheering]
01:15:24 [cheering]
01:15:28 [cheering]
01:15:31 [cheering]
01:15:34 [cheering]
01:15:37 [cheering]
01:15:40 [cheering]
01:15:43 [cheering]
01:15:46 Hi. Can a lady get a drink around here?
01:15:52 Uh, not if she doesn't mind the company.
01:15:56 Oh, I've seen rougher types.
01:15:59 [groaning]
01:16:02 [music playing]
01:16:05 [music playing]
01:16:08 [music playing]
01:16:11 My, my, my, what a small, small world.
01:16:15 So's your dick.
01:16:18 Nice dressage there, lady.
01:16:21 You're styling.
01:16:23 It's an antique, asshole.
01:16:26 I don't suppose you know how an $80,000 yacht
01:16:29 Got moose urine in it, do you?
01:16:32 Beats me!
01:16:34 Bartender, two wine coolers, please.
01:16:37 [screaming]
01:16:40 Actually, make mine a light beer.
01:16:43 [screaming]
01:16:46 No, no, no, no, no, Manny, this round's on me.
01:16:49 Barty, could I please have two juices on the rocks?
01:16:52 [laughing]
01:16:55 I'm going to be seeing you guys tomorrow.
01:16:58 Yes, I was actually beginning to look forward
01:17:00 To mopping up the street with you all.
01:17:02 Come on, Manny, let's go out.
01:17:05 Bye-bye, ladies!
01:17:07 What are you talking to those two for?
01:17:09 Don't call my name, will you, man?
01:17:11 I'm just nursing my drink there, man.
01:17:13 I better drink it before it clots.
01:17:15 [laughing]
01:17:17 [music playing]
01:17:21 [music playing]
01:17:24 [music playing]
01:17:27 [music playing]
01:17:30 [music playing]
01:17:33 So, you were saying?
01:17:35 Look, jd, about the other day, I'm--
01:17:37 Oh, shit, bruce, what do you want?
01:17:40 Just a little unfinished business, babe.
01:17:42 I'm bad at punk.
01:17:44 Well, I don't suppose that maybe there's
01:17:46 Some wild microscopic chance
01:17:48 That you should have a drink with the ladies?
01:17:50 Not in the program, asshole.
01:17:52 Well, maybe how about a shot of tequila?
01:17:55 Yes!
01:17:56 Whoo!
01:17:58 [laughing]
01:18:00 [music playing]
01:18:02 [screaming]
01:18:05 [music playing]
01:18:08 [music playing]
01:18:11 [screaming]
01:18:14 See ya!
01:18:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:40 [DOG BARKING]
01:18:44 [POLICE SIREN]
01:18:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:19:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:19:29 With a unique herbal scent that cleans and refreshes.
01:19:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:19:36 [BUBBLING]
01:19:48 [COUGHING]
01:19:52 Look what I found.
01:19:53 Oh, jeez.
01:19:54 [LAUGHTER]
01:19:56 The chipmunk of love.
01:19:57 [LAUGHTER]
01:20:01 Yowza.
01:20:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20:06 [LAUGHTER]
01:20:09 You are definitely the strangest guy I've ever met.
01:20:13 Oh, really?
01:20:13 Well, thank you.
01:20:14 I think you've got a certain wet chabela.
01:20:16 Oh.
01:20:17 [LAUGHTER]
01:20:20 You know, I am sort of new at this.
01:20:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20:34 Hello?
01:20:41 Anybody home?
01:20:42 Hello?
01:20:47 Who are you?
01:20:57 Hello?
01:20:57 Who am I?
01:21:03 You Java.
01:21:05 Meet Chi.
01:21:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:21:10 Beer.
01:21:16 My kind of woman.
01:21:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:21:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:21:32 Java.
01:21:38 You, where's everybody?
01:21:48 They're sleeping beauty.
01:21:49 Java.
01:21:51 Oh, shit, the blueprint.
01:21:55 No, geez, no, no, move, move, move.
01:21:58 Geez.
01:22:00 No, the rodent.
01:22:01 That'll work.
01:22:02 Geez, you big, fat, hairy butthole.
01:22:05 Geez?
01:22:07 Genius?
01:22:08 You're an absolute genius.
01:22:10 I love you.
01:22:11 Geez.
01:22:12 I love you.
01:22:12 I love you.
01:22:13 I should have known all along the pressure.
01:22:14 I wasn't thinking straight.
01:22:15 Hey, Milo, what's up?
01:22:17 The gear transfer linkage, it was obstructed
01:22:18 in the fourth increment.
01:22:19 Geez fixed it.
01:22:21 That's a minor alteration.
01:22:22 Two hours work, tops.
01:22:24 What's happening, man?
01:22:25 High-mech, and fix the race bed.
01:22:27 Dude, like we can still race.
01:22:28 Hell, we got three hours.
01:22:30 We could just make it.
01:22:31 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:22:32 We're not even registered.
01:22:34 You're boning me on this.
01:22:35 You Java, me cheese, we make boys.
01:22:41 Africa.
01:22:46 That's it, Africa.
01:22:47 Conyo, that's it, I got it, I got it.
01:22:50 I got it.
01:22:54 Hello, operator?
01:22:56 Jace, listen, I want Africa.
01:22:58 That's right, baby, Africa.
01:23:00 Zimbuka, Africa.
01:23:04 Hello, Africa?
01:23:06 No, no, I don't speak Swahili.
01:23:08 Thank you anyway, though.
01:23:09 Listen, I want to speak to the Ivory Tusk Hotel.
01:23:16 Hello?
01:23:17 Jace, I would like to speak with Mrs. Royce.
01:23:20 Either one, baby, I really don't care.
01:23:22 It's all right with me.
01:23:23 Thank you, I'll wait.
01:23:25 Listen, listen, you guys, do what you have to do.
01:23:27 Get going.
01:23:28 You, Milo, fix that bed.
01:23:29 We're in?
01:23:30 You guys, leave this to me, okay?
01:23:32 I want you to do what you have to do to get this going.
01:23:34 We're going to be sex puppets.
01:23:36 Yes!
01:23:37 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:23:38 What about the bikini contest?
01:23:45 Hi, Shnickoff.
01:23:47 Chavo!
01:23:51 Stinkler, all the entrants are registered, right?
01:24:10 Yes, no sex puppets.
01:24:11 Our bets are in place.
01:24:12 We're favored two to one.
01:24:14 Vinnie, place the bet.
01:24:16 We're in for all of it.
01:24:18 I've arranged for a press conference at my yacht after the race.
01:24:21 Our victory and my mayoral candidacy will be headline news.
01:24:26 Hey, boss, Stinkler's got a phone call.
01:24:29 Hello?
01:24:33 Maynard, what's going on?
01:24:35 The mayor?
01:24:36 What does that asshole want?
01:24:38 Oh, hello, mayor.
01:24:40 No, I was referring to Maynard.
01:24:42 Yes?
01:24:43 Who?
01:24:45 The sex puppets?
01:24:47 Oh, I don't know.
01:24:48 Yes.
01:24:49 Well, don't you think it's rather late, mayor?
01:24:52 We're only two hours away and...
01:24:54 Yes, I'd be glad to help.
01:24:57 Yes, only too glad to offer my cooperation.
01:25:01 Sing it to me.
01:25:05 I had to register them.
01:25:06 The mayor's fiancee, Mrs. Royce, called all the way from Zambuca, Africa.
01:25:09 She's one of their sponsors.
01:25:11 Stinkler, my club just put all of its money on your team.
01:25:15 Our organization makes money because we always, always win.
01:25:19 In two hours from now is the big race.
01:25:21 Two hours and five minutes from now.
01:25:25 Either our investment or your bones are gonna double.
01:25:29 We'll win, we'll win.
01:25:30 Our racers are the fastest.
01:25:31 The bed we assembled...
01:25:32 Snap.
01:25:33 Crackle.
01:25:34 Pop.
01:25:36 Cut shit, wait till you see what I got.
01:25:40 I'll kill you to set something.
01:25:43 Yeah.
01:25:44 Set something.
01:25:47 Don't, don't.
01:25:49 Yeah.
01:25:50 What a fashion statement.
01:25:51 My job, my job.
01:25:53 Just like me at JoJo's.
01:25:57 Good on you.
01:26:07 We're all through if we don't win the race.
01:26:10 The sex puppets are in and Gino is blood hungry.
01:26:13 Our bed head better score the fastest time.
01:26:16 It's okay, it's okay.
01:26:18 There's no competition to us.
01:26:20 I'm into this up to my teeth.
01:26:22 TV, radio, everybody's gonna be there.
01:26:25 Don't disappoint me, Maynard.
01:26:28 You're on my shit list, woman.
01:26:33 Oh, Maynard, you're on everyone's shit list.
01:26:36 Now come on, I got a plan.
01:26:38 Witch.
01:26:39 Oh, come on.
01:26:42 [Maynard growling]
01:26:46 Hey, Mon, why don't we go down to the Coco Bay Bed Race, Mon?
01:26:54 I heard it's a really jammin' on party over there, Mon.
01:26:58 On behalf of our sponsors, this is Wink Magic Man,
01:27:02 and I'd like to invite each and every one of you
01:27:06 on this gorgeous, spectacular sunny South Florida day
01:27:09 to the running of the 10th annual Coco Bay Bed Race.
01:27:12 I'm sure you all know the events begin
01:27:15 with the traditional parade of beds,
01:27:17 followed by the tantalizing, mouth-watering,
01:27:20 indescribably delicious bikini contest.
01:27:24 And boy, have we got some beautiful women
01:27:28 competing this year.
01:27:30 Finally, the most outrageous, outlandish, off-the-wall
01:27:34 sporting event in the sporting world,
01:27:37 the Coco Bay Bed Race!
01:27:40 # We're gonna party on down Bay Bed Race
01:27:44 # Coco Bay Bed Race
01:27:47 # We're gonna party on down Bay Bed Race
01:27:52 # Fingers crossed for you too
01:27:54 # Coco Bay Bed Race
01:27:56 # We're gonna party on down Bay Bed Race... #
01:28:01 Let's get on with the show!
01:28:03 The parade is led by last year's reigning champs, the Bed Sore,
01:28:09 sponsored by Herman Stinkler and the Skagnoli Club of Brooklyn.
01:28:13 [all cheering]
01:28:15 [music playing]
01:28:18 [cheering continues]
01:28:21 [cheering continues]
01:28:23 [music continues]
01:28:39 [cheering continues]
01:28:41 The parade's already started.
01:28:52 Job is over looking for the other girls.
01:28:54 How's it going, baby?
01:28:56 It'll work, I think.
01:28:58 You can bet on it.
01:29:00 I did.
01:29:02 Dude, Skagnoli!
01:29:04 Ladies and gentlemen, the last-minute entry.
01:29:07 This time, it's the sex puppets,
01:29:10 sponsored by JoJo's Auto Paradise.
01:29:13 We'd better suggest parental guidance for this one.
01:29:16 Test drive me at JoJo's.
01:29:21 I don't know if the wide world of sports is ready for this one, folks.
01:29:25 I think it's safe to assume
01:29:31 we have the winners of this year's Bed Parade.
01:29:35 I'm a killer, my pals.
01:29:37 You know what a kneecap sounds like
01:29:40 when it pops out of its joint?
01:29:42 Kind of like a baseball getting slammed into left field.
01:29:45 Ain't that right, Vinnie?
01:29:47 Uh, you... just... just...
01:29:49 No, Vinnie, like this.
01:29:51 I think I'll check on the bikini judges.
01:29:56 Yeah, why don't you go do that?
01:29:58 Putts.
01:30:00 And now the ten reasons
01:30:02 why the city is the most beautiful city in the world,
01:30:05 the bikini contest.
01:30:07 Beauty is pain.
01:30:14 Are the ladies ready?
01:30:18 I'm gonna go help Milo get the bed set up. You guys okay?
01:30:25 Dude, chill. It's in the bag.
01:30:27 I'll see you at the bit.
01:30:29 See you later, schnookums.
01:30:32 ( grunts )
01:30:34 - ( muttering ) - Cover up the shifter.
01:30:50 You have got to be kidding.
01:30:56 Where did you guys get this thing?
01:30:59 Our local junkyard?
01:31:01 I'm going to enjoy blowing past you.
01:31:07 Hey, Milo, do you know what this guy looks like?
01:31:10 Little Richard on steroids.
01:31:12 - ( muttering ) - No, no, no.
01:31:15 You're a funny man.
01:31:17 You're too funny.
01:31:19 You may have gotten into the race, buddy,
01:31:22 but you are way out of your league.
01:31:24 Oh, I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
01:31:27 Manny, I designed this bed,
01:31:30 and it's gonna burn rubber in your face.
01:31:33 ( cheering )
01:31:39 Yeah!
01:31:48 Yeah!
01:31:56 Oh, yeah, I am there,
01:31:59 and I can see.
01:32:02 I can see!
01:32:04 My God, my back!
01:32:06 I-- I--
01:32:08 ( music playing )
01:32:12 ( singing in Spanish )
01:32:40 No! I-- no!
01:32:43 I can't wait! Wait!
01:32:45 I can't see the contest!
01:33:07 How is that styling? That's-- that's--
01:33:10 That's such a good thing.
01:33:36 Refill this for me, baby.
01:33:38 I now have proof and positive that there is a God.
01:33:50 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:34:03 Our last apron representing the bedsores.
01:34:07 Take off all your clothes.
01:34:15 ( music playing )
01:34:18 Hey, where's Bertie?
01:34:22 Over there.
01:34:30 ( music playing )
01:34:33 Hey, I have you. This is your win.
01:34:45 I have voted for you.
01:34:50 The bedsores.
01:34:58 ♪ Would you go down for a second or two ♪
01:35:00 ♪ Or maybe even five ♪
01:35:02 Bertie, you all right?
01:35:04 Milo, dude, I'm freaked. Someone has to see my specs.
01:35:06 Shit, how are we gonna race if you can't see where he's going?
01:35:09 Come on.
01:35:11 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:35:13 This is the final call for all teams to assemble
01:35:16 with their race beds in the pit area, please.
01:35:19 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:35:21 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:35:23 Runners, on your marks, get set...
01:35:26 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:35:29 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:35:32 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:35:35 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:35:38 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:35:41 ♪ All day, all night, jibbity ♪
01:35:45 The most Bertie's gonna ever have to run alone is 25 yards, right?
01:35:49 J.D. can steer that far.
01:35:51 Yo, Milo, I don't see a steer wheel in the top rod.
01:35:55 Take it off.
01:35:57 Yo, Plano, easy on the thing.
01:35:59 No little cam light, little music, but...
01:36:01 All you have to do is effect some torsion,
01:36:04 which will automatically increase the friction of inertia,
01:36:07 resulting in mobilization of control.
01:36:09 You pull it like a rein on a horse.
01:36:12 Exactly.
01:36:14 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:36:16 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:36:18 Our last heat was 10.21. That's a bed race record.
01:36:21 There's that sex puppet team.
01:36:24 ♪ Ah, beep beep ♪
01:36:26 ♪ Ah, bang, bang ♪
01:36:28 On your mark, get set...
01:36:30 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:36:32 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:36:34 ♪ Bang, bang ♪
01:36:36 What's this? Our long shot team's got a secret weapon.
01:36:39 They've dropped off two of their runners.
01:36:41 Oh, no, we have an out-of-control bed.
01:36:43 The sex puppets hit the tape at 10.25.
01:36:45 What the hell's going on?
01:36:47 They can't do that. What are they doing? I'll disqualify them.
01:36:50 Well, we seem to have a secret weapon in our lineup this year.
01:36:54 The sex puppets may upset some of our usual renter-runner teams.
01:36:58 Renter-runner? Did you hear what that motherfucker called us?
01:37:02 Great plan there, Einstein.
01:37:05 What'd you do, steal their shoelaces?
01:37:07 I don't see you coming up with any great ideas, Biscuit Head.
01:37:11 Puke, princess.
01:37:14 Eunuch!
01:37:16 Gee.
01:37:18 ( sighs )
01:37:20 Hey, easy.
01:37:22 What do you mean there's no rule against it? Gams, do something.
01:37:26 Look, I have to register an official complaint.
01:37:29 I've been entering vehicles in this event for years.
01:37:32 A geared system has never been allowed before.
01:37:34 Well, it's man-powered, it has no engine, and it has four wheels.
01:37:37 They're okay. They're in the finals.
01:37:39 ( cheering )
01:37:41 Thank you!
01:37:43 ( cheering )
01:37:45 Damn!
01:37:47 I'm going back to the yacht to prepare for my TV interview.
01:37:50 I don't care what you have to do. Our team had better win.
01:37:53 Yes, sir.
01:37:55 What, a eunuch?
01:37:57 It's official now.
01:37:59 Our final heat will be between the bedsores and the sex puppets.
01:38:02 Winners to your starting positions.
01:38:05 Look, my real name's Milton. I'm not rich, and I'm from Jersey.
01:38:14 Janie. Janie DuPont Mondo, the third.
01:38:18 J.D., nice to meet you.
01:38:20 On your mark...
01:38:29 This is it, dear. Let's boss it.
01:38:31 Get set...
01:38:33 ( cheering )
01:38:35 And they're off! The bedsores have exploded into a winning lead.
01:38:38 Aloha, Dad!
01:38:40 No!
01:38:42 Each team's just lost a runner.
01:38:45 Here come the sex puppets.
01:38:47 They're shifting gears. It's amazing.
01:38:51 They've just lost another man and taken the lead.
01:38:54 The bedsores are holding strong.
01:38:56 It's gonna be close. They're neck and neck.
01:38:58 The bedsores are forcing their way in.
01:39:00 Oh, no! Down goes another runner.
01:39:02 Go, baby, go!
01:39:04 The bedsores have boxed it.
01:39:06 They're off the runway. Watch out!
01:39:10 ( cheering )
01:39:12 The sex puppet last runner takes the finish line single-handedly.
01:39:16 Our long shot team wins in record time.
01:39:19 I won! We win! We win!
01:39:22 A hundred, go on! I win my bed!
01:39:25 I'm wealthy! I'm familiar!
01:39:28 Yes!
01:39:30 ( cheering )
01:39:33 ( cheering )
01:39:35 Hey, don't panic!
01:39:48 Manny! Manny, get me out of here!
01:39:52 Come on, baby.
01:39:54 Oh, my...
01:39:56 Hurry up, hurry up.
01:39:59 ( indistinct chatter )
01:40:01 Excuse me. Move.
01:40:03 Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:40:05 Move!
01:40:07 Watch it, buddy.
01:40:09 ( laughing )
01:40:19 ( laughing )
01:40:21 ( laughing )
01:40:23 ( laughing )
01:40:26 ( laughing )
01:40:28 ( laughing )
01:40:30 What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:40:32 You get back to your...
01:40:34 ( indistinct chatter )
01:40:36 This'll be a wedding.
01:40:42 What did I tell you?
01:40:44 Oh, my God!
01:40:46 ( bell ringing )
01:40:54 ( cheering )
01:41:21 ♪ Everyone's got to have freedom ♪
01:41:25 ♪ Everyone ought to feel good ♪
01:41:33 ♪ Living in this land ♪
01:41:38 ♪ We got each other to believe in ♪
01:41:41 ♪ So we choose one another ♪
01:41:46 ♪ We're all sisters and brothers ♪
01:41:51 ♪ Lord knows we all got our problems ♪
01:41:55 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
01:41:59 ♪ They've been having mine, too ♪
01:42:03 ♪ I've been worrying the way your life ♪
01:42:09 ♪ Ain't gonna solve 'em ♪
01:42:12 ♪ 'Cause it's a matter of mood ♪
01:42:18 ♪ Proper attitude ♪
01:42:21 ♪ And step by step is what it's gonna take ♪
01:42:25 ♪ Live and learn and from our own mistakes ♪
01:42:29 ♪ It's the ups and downs that make us great ♪
01:42:33 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:42:37 ♪ It's one man's wrong and the other man's right ♪
01:42:41 ♪ Speak their minds and do it in his name ♪
01:42:45 ♪ There's no black and there's no white ♪
01:42:50 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:42:54 ♪ Living inside ♪
01:42:58 ♪ Of this freedom ♪
01:43:02 ♪ Freedom ♪
01:43:11 ♪ Of this freedom ♪
01:43:15 ♪ We better be giving and grateful ♪
01:43:21 ♪ We better be, better be ♪
01:43:25 ♪ We better be doing some good ♪
01:43:29 ♪ 'Cause there's people in the world ♪
01:43:34 ♪ That hurt and hate for you, oh ♪
01:43:38 ♪ And they just don't see right ♪
01:43:42 ♪ In this land of light ♪
01:43:46 ♪ Step by step is what it's gonna take ♪
01:43:50 ♪ Live and learn and from our own mistakes ♪
01:43:54 ♪ It's the ups and downs that make us great ♪
01:43:58 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:44:02 ♪ One man's wrong and the other man's right ♪
01:44:06 ♪ Speak their minds and do it in his name ♪
01:44:10 ♪ There's no black and there's no white ♪
01:44:14 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:44:18 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:44:22 ♪ When we're living inside ♪
01:44:26 ♪ Of this freedom ♪
01:44:30 ♪ Living inside this freedom ♪
01:44:33 ♪ Oh, sweet freedom all across this land ♪
01:44:37 ♪ Living inside this freedom ♪
01:44:41 ♪ There's a brother in Antarctica ♪
01:44:45 ♪ And a sister in St. Paul ♪
01:44:47 ♪ A legend in St. Louis ♪
01:44:49 ♪ An answer in the call ♪
01:44:51 ♪ From this and West Virginia ♪
01:44:53 ♪ To the dollar in Vermont ♪
01:44:55 ♪ From California ♪
01:44:57 ♪ Freedom's all they want ♪
01:44:59 ♪ Joe in Saratoga ♪
01:45:01 ♪ The boys in South Bend ♪
01:45:03 ♪ From San Francisco to Minnesota ♪
01:45:05 ♪ Spread it all across this land ♪
01:45:07 ♪ From Johnny in Seattle ♪
01:45:09 ♪ To that gal in Baton Rouge ♪
01:45:11 ♪ And Colorado and Kentucky's grass so blue ♪
01:45:15 ♪ Stuttsville, North Dakota ♪
01:45:17 ♪ To Compton, Tennessee ♪
01:45:19 ♪ Flagstaff ♪
01:45:21 ♪ We're all living to be free ♪
01:45:25 [music fades]
01:45:30 [silence]
01:45:34 [silence]