May nagkakalat ng bulutong at ‘yan ay walang iba kung hindi si Mang Tommy kaya todo iwas sa kanya ang mga tao. Samantala, si Baby naman ay pumapag-ibig muli pero sa isang taong hindi nakikita?!
Pepito Manaloto, Ang Tunay na Kuwento, is a stand-alone show that follows the ordinary life of an ordinary person who was blessed with extraordinary luck.
The Manalotos' rags-to-riches experience earned them a TV show, but because they thought it didn’t reveal the true story, they had the TV network responsible scrap it. Instead, they came up with the idea to show exactly what goes on in the Manaloto household by having a camera crew film their lives 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The merry mix of characters of Pepito and his wife Elsa, their children Chito and Clarissa, their house help Patrick, Maria, Robert, Baby and their neighbors Tommy, plus the mother-daughter tandem of Deedee and Mimi, will bring more color to the life story of Pepito Manaloto.
Pepito Manaloto, Ang Tunay na Kuwento, is a stand-alone show that follows the ordinary life of an ordinary person who was blessed with extraordinary luck.
The Manalotos' rags-to-riches experience earned them a TV show, but because they thought it didn’t reveal the true story, they had the TV network responsible scrap it. Instead, they came up with the idea to show exactly what goes on in the Manaloto household by having a camera crew film their lives 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The merry mix of characters of Pepito and his wife Elsa, their children Chito and Clarissa, their house help Patrick, Maria, Robert, Baby and their neighbors Tommy, plus the mother-daughter tandem of Deedee and Mimi, will bring more color to the life story of Pepito Manaloto.
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04:55 So, Mrs. Watanabe,
04:57 how's the contract? Is everything okay?
04:59 Miss Watanabe.
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09:15 Are you all done?
09:17 Yes!
09:19 Hello everybody!
09:33 Hi Mara!
09:35 Hi Tommy!
09:36 Where's Pipito?
09:38 He's not here yet. Why?
09:40 We're talking about something. He's going to lend me money because it's not Monday anymore.
09:45 Why? What do you need?
09:49 You ran out of electricity again?
09:51 No.
09:52 You ran out of water?
09:53 No.
09:54 Why are you in debt?
09:56 You know me. I'm always in debt when I'm not in debt.
10:00 What's that, Tommy? You're always in debt? What's that in your arm?
10:07 I don't know. I woke up this morning and it was gone.
10:10 Where did you sleep last night? In the house of the servants?
10:14 Maybe you're short of something. Maybe you're in debt and that's what you're waiting for.
10:20 You're so full of yourself. You're so full of yourself. Let me see.
10:24 It looks like...
10:26 What is that?
10:27 It looks like a ball.
10:29 Oh! A ball!
10:32 I can't do that.
10:34 I'll do it.
10:35 What the fuck?
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11:01 [Laughter]
11:07 Gary?
11:08 Hey, Tina.
11:10 [Laughter]
11:14 Hi.
11:15 [Laughter]
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11:34 Tina, you're the best.
11:37 You're so beautiful.
11:40 Don't call me Tina. We're not in high school anymore. Just call me baby.
11:46 I like you more, Tina. You know, we're like us.
11:51 Don't make me feel bad. I might get jealous of you again.
11:57 You're the one who made me jealous.
12:00 You said you'll come back after high school but you didn't.
12:03 Is that why you're married? I heard you have kids.
12:07 Yes, I have two kids.
12:09 This is my son, Makoy.
12:13 And that's my wife, Bethany. She's pregnant.
12:17 Bethany? You mean, you're with Bettina and Gary?
12:22 Yes.
12:23 Well, maybe you're not out of my mind.
12:28 How's your wife?
12:32 She's not here anymore. I'm a widow.
12:35 Oh.
12:36 And you? Do you have a wife?
12:39 No. I'm still single.
12:42 Really?
12:43 Yes.
12:45 I told you, even if we're in the same position, we'll still be together.
12:51 You're so full of yourself. You're so full of yourself.
12:57 I'm not full of myself. I'm just in love.
13:01 You're so funny. You gave me a lot of jokes.
13:07 So, are you going to give me a lot of jokes now?
13:12 That was fast.
13:13 Yes, it was fast.
13:18 Time flies.
13:20 I'm sorry, I have to go. I have to fix some papers in the office.
13:25 That was fast.
13:26 I'm sorry. Can we meet again? Can we meet tomorrow?
13:31 Okay.
13:33 Okay.
13:34 If you're going to show me something that's not true, answer me.
13:54 Gary!
13:55 Gary!
13:59 Ga!
14:00 Ga!
14:01 Where's the restaurant that Baby was talking about?
14:07 The one that they ate on your date.
14:09 I think it's there.
14:11 I think it's there.
14:14 No.
14:18 No?
14:21 Why is he wearing a bag? Is he a thief?
14:23 Just take it.
14:26 I'll help you.
14:28 Thank you.
14:30 You're a gentleman.
14:32 Yes, you look like Prince Charming.
14:35 I don't think so.
14:36 Thank you.
14:38 You're welcome.
14:40 Thank you.
14:42 Thank you.
14:43 Thank you.
14:44 Just a second.
14:46 Is your bag complete?
14:48 Here's Baby.
14:50 Baby, where's your date?
14:54 You didn't answer me.
14:55 Maybe your date is a poser.
14:57 He's not a poser.
14:58 He just came here and left.
15:00 Here.
15:02 Where?
15:07 There.
15:08 He's the one who's wearing a bag.
15:10 You know what, ma'am?
15:11 He's a good man.
15:12 He's helpful.
15:13 He's handsome.
15:14 Yes, he's handsome.
15:16 What do you call a bag?
15:18 Photogenic when he's wearing a bag.
15:19 You're like him.
15:20 No, I'm photogenic even when I'm in front of him.
15:23 Pa!
15:24 Pa!
15:25 Pa!
15:26 Oh, that's good.
15:27 Yes.
15:28 You're so mean.
15:32 This is just a ball.
15:33 Yes, it's a ball.
15:36 It's hard to eat.
15:37 Yes, my mom said that you're the one who's eating it.
15:40 That's why I don't want to have it.
15:41 I don't want it because it's damaging my skin.
15:44 That's good.
15:45 You know what,
15:47 when it's cooked for a long time,
15:49 it will grow back.
15:51 Unlike us,
15:53 we're like that.
15:54 So, are you okay with having a ball?
15:56 No, I don't want it.
15:58 It's damaging my skin.
15:59 Mom, you're really a gay who thinks it's damaging your skin?
16:02 Why?
16:03 Do you plan to have a baby?
16:04 Who knows?
16:06 Someday.
16:07 Oh my, you guys are really scary.
16:09 You're so scared of balls.
16:11 You don't know what that is.
16:12 Why?
16:13 Are you an expert in balls?
16:15 Of course.
16:16 Bulutong tubig in Tagalog, chicken pox in English.
16:20 But our medical term is
16:22 varicella zoster.
16:23 This is a disease
16:25 that we call skin lesions.
16:28 We call it skin lesions.
16:30 It's blisters.
16:31 These blisters on the skin
16:34 are red,
16:36 okay,
16:37 they're watery
16:39 and itchy.
16:40 It can come from the lesions themselves.
16:43 Or it can also be from the patient
16:47 who vomited,
16:48 sneezed,
16:49 or breathed.
16:51 We call it airborne.
16:55 We breathe in the air that has a virus.
16:58 That's why it's called chicken pox
17:01 because it comes from chicken.
17:03 That's wrong.
17:04 Second,
17:05 you should eat chicken or eggs
17:09 to get more out.
17:11 That's wrong.
17:12 Third,
17:13 you should bathe in cilantro.
17:16 This is like a plant.
17:18 You shouldn't do that
17:19 because you can get an allergy
17:21 and the lesions will get worse.
17:23 Fourth,
17:25 you shouldn't bathe
17:27 and don't breathe
17:28 because it will get worse.
17:30 Those are the wrong beliefs.
17:34 For chicken pox,
17:36 we have a medicine available here in the Philippines,
17:39 aciclovir.
17:40 This is an antivirus.
17:43 It's better and more effective
17:45 if you take it within 24 hours
17:47 of the lesions.
17:49 So hygiene is important.
17:51 If possible,
17:52 don't go near the patient.
17:55 I hope the patient is isolated.
17:58 Avoid foods
18:00 or medicines that cause chicken pox.
18:03 Number one, chicken or eggs.
18:04 We can use oatmeal
18:07 like soap.
18:08 There are products with oatmeal
18:11 because it can ease chicken pox.
18:14 John has just gotten chicken pox.
18:17 That's why the doctor explained it to me.
18:21 Ah, so that's why.
18:22 That means,
18:23 I won't get chicken pox
18:25 because he got it when I was young.
18:27 See, I'm not dangerous.
18:29 You don't have to avoid me.
18:31 Why? He's in debt again.
18:33 No, sir.
18:34 You should avoid him.
18:35 Chicken pox?
18:36 Yes.
18:37 Huh?
18:38 I haven't gotten chicken pox yet.
18:40 Wait, wait, wait.
18:42 Pepito!
18:44 Wait, wait.
18:45 Wait, you remember what we talked about.
18:47 What did we talk about?
18:48 You owe me.
18:49 No!
18:50 Then why are you back?
18:51 This is my office.
18:52 Get out!
18:53 Get out!
18:54 Get out!
18:55 Get out!
18:56 I'll go first.
18:58 Hi, Pepito.
19:09 Hey.
19:10 Elsa.
19:11 Hi.
19:12 Eat, eat.
19:13 Oh, my.
19:14 This is embarrassing.
19:15 Give me your plate.
19:17 That was fast.
19:24 You don't have food, right?
19:26 That's true.
19:28 But I didn't invite you here
19:30 to tell you
19:32 not to go out too much in the village
19:35 because there are a lot of people cooking.
19:37 Oh, my.
19:38 It's good that you said that.
19:39 But, Tommy, don't let them in here.
19:41 Why?
19:42 Are they going to owe you again?
19:43 Not only that,
19:44 there's someone who's going to cook.
19:45 Mom!
19:46 What's that?
19:47 That's not funny.
19:48 Yes, Mom.
19:49 Especially to those who don't have one yet.
19:51 Like me.
19:52 Me too, Mom.
19:53 It's scary.
19:54 I'm not scared anymore
19:56 because I already had a kid who cooked.
19:58 Yes.
19:59 Did someone cook yesterday?
20:02 You're from the Spanish era.
20:04 What?
20:05 You're laughing.
20:06 You already had a kid who cooked, right?
20:08 Yes.
20:09 That's why
20:10 until now,
20:11 the kid who cooked doesn't look good.
20:13 You're good.
20:15 Hey,
20:16 we might forget
20:17 your evidence
20:18 about your date.
20:19 I posted it on Facebook.
20:21 Just get it from the internet.
20:29 Hey,
20:30 admit that you did it.
20:31 Just make up that story.
20:33 Date.
20:34 Date.
20:38 Oh,
20:39 Patrick is getting red.
20:43 Oh,
20:44 he's just doing it.
20:45 I thought it was nothing.
20:46 Okay.
20:47 Give it to him.
20:48 He might swallow it.
20:49 Give it to him.
20:50 Give him water.
20:53 Excuse me, Uncle.
20:54 Water?
20:55 Oh,
20:56 oh,
20:57 really?
20:58 What?
20:59 Water.
21:00 Give him water.
21:01 Give him water.
21:02 Give him water.
21:03 Oh,
21:04 oh,
21:05 oh,
21:06 oh,
21:07 oh,
21:08 oh,
21:09 oh,
21:10 oh,
21:11 Good morning.
21:13 Sir, sir.
21:14 Yes?
21:15 Ms. Matanabi called.
21:16 She said
21:17 she will call you.
21:18 She has something important to tell you.
21:20 Okay, sure.
21:21 And sir,
21:22 Tommy also asked
21:24 when he can come to you.
21:26 I already told the guards
21:28 that as long as Tommy is here,
21:30 don't let him in the office.
21:32 Okay, I'll tell him.
21:34 Okay.
21:35 Can you not show Tommy
21:37 because
21:39 you might bring the virus here.
21:41 Sir,
21:42 that's not what I mean.
21:44 I know,
21:45 but I feel different
21:46 when I see
21:47 those red dots.
21:50 I feel like I'm going to throw up.
21:52 I really don't…
21:53 Good morning, sir.
21:54 Oh,
21:55 oh,
21:56 Maria,
22:00 Yes?
22:01 Come with us later to the mall.
22:02 Okay.
22:03 Baby, you too.
22:05 Baby,
22:06 Baby,
22:09 Ma'am,
22:10 Ma'am,
22:11 I'm sorry.
22:12 What is that?
22:13 I said,
22:14 take that off.
22:15 Which one?
22:16 This one.
22:17 I said,
22:18 come with us later to the mall.
22:21 We will deliver cupcakes.
22:23 Ma'am,
22:24 can we deliver earlier?
22:27 Because
22:28 I will be earning money from Gary
22:30 for my date.
22:31 Gary?
22:32 Yes.
22:33 Yes.
22:34 The one we always hear
22:37 but we don't know?
22:40 Ma'am,
22:42 don't worry.
22:43 I will introduce him to you later.
22:45 Stop it.
22:46 What is that?
22:48 Where did you meet him?
22:50 Ma'am,
22:51 he's my boyfriend
22:53 from high school.
22:54 I went to Manila
22:57 because I needed to work.
22:59 He left me.
23:01 That's why we didn't meet.
23:04 Is he a good guy?
23:06 He might cheat on you.
23:08 No, Ma'am.
23:09 He's a good guy.
23:10 Responsible.
23:11 He has a job.
23:12 He's a seaman abroad.
23:15 Really, Baby?
23:17 Maybe Patrick is telling the truth
23:19 that you're just pretending
23:21 because Mario is abroad.
23:23 He's abroad too.
23:25 Oh, my.
23:26 If you meet Gary,
23:28 even you,
23:30 you're mine.
23:32 Hi.
23:34 Sorry.
23:36 What's up?
23:37 Hi.
23:38 My friend's beautiful wife.
23:41 You can't fool me.
23:44 Yes, Ma'am.
23:45 Tommy is a joker.
23:47 If you look for him,
23:52 he'll never leave.
23:53 Really?
23:54 Yes.
23:55 Hey!
23:56 Why?
23:57 Where are you going?
23:59 I'm going inside.
24:00 It's hot in here.
24:01 No, you can't.
24:03 The nurse said
24:04 you might get infected.
24:06 He's not here.
24:07 Here's the thing.
24:08 Call Pitoy.
24:09 He's in the office.
24:11 If he says yes,
24:12 you can go inside.
24:14 Okay.
24:15 Baby.
24:18 Can we talk?
24:21 Of course.
24:22 I'm inside.
24:25 I'm inside.
24:27 Get out.
24:30 Get out.
24:31 I'm not your baby.
24:33 Sir.
24:51 Hey.
24:52 Sir.
24:53 Wait.
24:54 Don't be afraid.
24:55 This is not a mosquito.
24:56 It's just pimples.
24:58 My night cream
24:59 that I bought
25:00 has expired.
25:01 This is what happens
25:02 when I wake up.
25:04 Are you sure?
25:05 Yes.
25:06 I'm sorry.
25:07 I'm a bit paranoid.
25:09 I can imagine
25:10 Tommy's face
25:11 with a mosquito.
25:13 It's like,
25:14 I'm about to throw up.
25:15 His name is Tommy.
25:16 That's why I don't answer his calls.
25:17 I'll see his name
25:18 and I'll throw up.
25:19 That's why
25:20 he calls us that.
25:22 Don't answer his calls.
25:23 Sir.
25:24 Tommy said
25:25 that you'll talk to him
25:26 because you'll make him pay.
25:28 Especially now
25:29 because he has a pimple
25:31 and he needs medicine.
25:32 I'll just bring money
25:33 to him.
25:35 And don't let him come here.
25:37 I don't want to see his face.
25:38 Okay.
25:39 Sir, you tell him.
25:41 I'll go now.
25:42 Come here, my friend.
25:43 Hey.
25:44 Hey.
25:45 Hey.
25:46 Hey.
25:47 Hey.
25:48 Hey.
25:50 [doorbell rings]
25:51 Mom,
25:52 can I eat first?
25:53 I'll just go inside.
25:54 You're so naughty, baby.
25:56 No, this is the last one.
25:57 We'll eat after this.
25:59 Okay?
26:00 Look at this.
26:01 It's not even enough.
26:03 Why?
26:04 Are you hungry?
26:05 I'm sorry, Mom.
26:07 Gary is coming.
26:10 We might be late
26:11 for my date.
26:12 Okay.
26:13 You go first.
26:14 After this,
26:16 we'll go to the next one.
26:17 Okay, Mom.
26:18 You know us very well.
26:20 Yes, Mom.
26:21 Don't worry.
26:22 After we get married,
26:23 I'll get you a daughter-in-law.
26:25 You're so naughty, baby.
26:27 You haven't got married yet
26:28 and you're already getting a daughter-in-law.
26:30 [laughs]
26:32 Wait.
26:33 Be careful.
26:34 It might break.
26:36 It might break.
26:37 Thank you.
26:38 Okay.
26:39 Wait.
26:40 How do I do this?
26:41 Mom,
26:42 put it here.
26:43 Okay.
26:44 Be careful.
26:46 Put it here.
26:47 Wait.
26:48 Are you okay, Mom?
26:49 I'll help you.
26:50 Thank you.
26:52 Thank you.
26:53 Wait.
26:54 You're the one from the other day, right?
26:57 Yes.
26:59 Where are you going?
27:00 I'll go with you.
27:01 I'm not shy anymore.
27:04 Okay.
27:05 What's inside?
27:06 Cupcakes.
27:07 I baked it.
27:08 Do you want to try?
27:11 Okay.
27:12 Mom, what's that?
27:14 [laughs]
27:17 There.
27:22 Knock.
27:31 Ma'am,
27:32 do you have a plan
27:33 to go to the sandwich shop
27:34 with the water you ordered?
27:35 Later.
27:36 I'm waiting for my date.
27:38 Date?
27:39 You have a date?
27:41 You said it.
27:47 I'm sorry I'm late.
27:49 I have to help someone.
27:51 You're so nice.
27:55 Before we order,
27:57 can I make a request?
27:59 Can we take a selfie?
28:02 For what?
28:03 I'll post it on Facebook.
28:05 I want my family to know about it.
28:08 Don't.
28:09 My kids are so nice.
28:11 They might not be able to accept
28:13 that I'm dating.
28:15 For them,
28:17 I'm just like their mother.
28:19 Is that so?
28:21 How long has she been gone?
28:23 10 years.
28:25 But if you want,
28:26 so that they can know me,
28:28 I'll be the only one who'll go to you.
28:30 Really?
28:31 You'll do that?
28:32 Yes.
28:33 I'll help you court.
28:37 I'm hungry.
28:38 Let's order.
28:39 Waiter!
28:40 Waiter!
28:41 Yes?
28:42 We'll order.
28:44 And she'll be my date.
28:46 She?
28:47 This is good.
29:01 What's this?
29:05 Give me one of that.
29:07 And give me one of that.
29:10 I'll have one of that.
29:12 Okay.
29:13 I lied.
29:19 Mara,
29:20 why is he here?
29:22 You're so stupid.
29:27 You'll be in trouble
29:28 if you just put him here.
29:30 You know that.
29:32 Even if he's here,
29:34 I'll miss him.
29:36 She's so sexy.
29:38 Let's see what you'll miss.
29:41 Your boyfriend
29:42 who looks like a tomato
29:43 that's been soaked in red,
29:45 or your job.
29:46 You're so stupid, sir.
29:48 You're so stupid.
29:49 Sir,
29:50 the office king is coming out.
29:52 Get out.
29:54 Wait.
29:55 I'll get him.
29:57 I'll get him.
30:03 Is our proposal to Miss Watanabe okay?
30:07 Can you give it to her?
30:08 Yes, sir.
30:09 She said that your proposal is beautiful.
30:11 It's beautiful.
30:12 Sir,
30:13 she said that your proposal is beautiful.
30:15 What's that?
30:17 Nothing, sir.
30:19 A cat just entered the office.
30:21 A cat?
30:22 It should be caught.
30:23 A cat?
30:24 A cat?
30:25 A cat?
30:26 Wait, this is my office.
30:30 You get out.
30:31 Get out.
30:32 Get out.
30:33 Get out.
30:34 Get out.
30:35 Get out.
30:36 Wait.
30:39 That's my boss' house.
30:41 Are you sure that you really want to meet them?
30:44 Yes.
30:45 How about you?
30:46 Are you sure that you really want to meet them?
30:48 Yes.
30:49 Yes.
30:50 I'm being deceived by my colleagues.
30:53 They said that I'm not real.
30:54 That's why I'm so happy now.
30:56 Because I want to meet them.
30:58 I'll prove that you're real
31:00 and I'm not lying to them.
31:02 So, thank you so much.
31:04 I'm so thankful to you because…
31:06 Sorry.
31:08 My son texted me.
31:10 He said that I need to go home.
31:11 What should I do?
31:12 Don't worry.
31:14 You can go home another day.
31:16 I'm so sorry.
31:18 Okay, you can go now.
31:21 You can go now.
31:22 Hey!
31:40 What happened to you?
31:44 We were waiting for you at the mall.
31:46 I'm sorry, ma'am.
31:47 Gary and I were still walking around.
31:50 But I texted Maria.
31:52 I told her that you two should go home.
31:54 But you…
31:55 Here's your son.
31:56 I thought you're the scammer.
31:58 Ma'am, we're just letting you know that we're going home.
32:04 Here.
32:05 You also said in your text that you're going home with Gary.
32:09 Where is he?
32:10 Is he the one?
32:11 You said he's handsome.
32:12 Yes, why does he look like Patrick?
32:15 Is it really you?
32:16 Is it really Patrick?
32:17 Why are you walking?
32:18 Where's Pitoy?
32:19 He's at the guardhouse.
32:20 We ran out of battery.
32:21 He's asking me to get the battery.
32:23 Where's Gary?
32:24 Is he here, baby?
32:26 I told you, you're just fooling us.
32:35 Gary is just his imagination.
32:37 Hey, if you don't have anything good to say,
32:41 don't come here.
32:42 You might get hurt.
32:43 Why?
32:44 Are you against it?
32:45 Really?
32:46 Really?
32:47 Okay, go ahead.
32:48 What?
32:49 I won't let you go because I won't do that.
32:53 But I'll make sure that if you meet my Gary,
32:56 you'll get hurt.
32:57 Hey, if I see that Gary,
33:00 I'll hurt him.
33:02 Show it again.
33:03 That's enough.
33:06 Here's the battery.
33:10 Did you get hurt?
33:14 Hey, don't be like that.
33:17 You should sit there.
33:18 So, get the battery.
33:19 I don't need it anymore.
33:20 Get in.
33:22 Okay, sir.
33:23 You brought me a battery.
33:25 Your car is fine.
33:26 I was shocked.
33:27 You're the one who's shocked.
33:29 Who helped you?
33:31 I don't know.
33:32 I just passed by and he said he'll help me.
33:35 I didn't ask his name.
33:37 He's asking for your help.
33:40 Oh, my.
33:45 Pepita, my friend, I need to talk to you.
33:47 Where's the thing you promised me?
33:49 Nothing.
33:50 Go away.
33:52 Go away.
33:53 Give it to me.
33:54 I feel sorry for you.
33:55 You'll die.
33:56 Look at this.
33:57 Okay, put it here.
34:13 I'm sorry about yesterday.
34:15 I need to go home.
34:16 It's okay.
34:18 I understand you.
34:20 It's a special day.
34:21 That's also what I want to tell you.
34:25 That's why I'm asking you to come here.
34:27 Huh?
34:28 My papers have arrived.
34:30 I'll leave early.
34:32 When?
34:34 On Tuesday.
34:36 That's fast.
34:38 We haven't even started yet and you're already leaving.
34:43 We can be together if you'll answer me now.
34:46 You're so annoying.
34:48 You're making me feel bad.
34:51 Stop it.
34:53 I'm already mad at you.
34:56 You're so annoying.
35:00 You know what?
35:03 At my age,
35:06 I'm not for a crazy relationship.
35:10 I'm looking for a woman
35:12 who can accept me and my two children.
35:16 Above all,
35:17 I can wait for my time in the ship.
35:20 I'll wait for you.
35:22 But,
35:23 will you promise me that
35:26 when you come back here,
35:27 you'll still love me?
35:29 Yes.
35:31 I love you.
35:32 Bettina,
35:38 you're the one I want to be my girlfriend.
35:40 Come on.
35:54 What do you mean?
35:56 Come on.
35:58 Let's do it.
36:07 Can I request something?
36:09 Can we take a picture?
36:12 But, I won't post it.
36:15 I just want to remember it.
36:17 Okay, but you have to shoot this first.
36:19 Okay.
36:21 Waiter!
36:22 Take a picture of me.
36:25 Make it beautiful.
36:26 You know what I mean.
36:28 Okay.
36:29 Hurry up!
36:34 Hurry up!
36:35 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy!
36:39 Hurry up!
36:40 Sir Pipito will be here any time.
36:42 Hurry up!
36:43 It's okay.
36:44 It's getting dry.
36:46 You're so annoying.
36:49 Hurry up!
36:51 I thought so.
36:52 Thank you so much.
36:54 I haven't had coffee yet.
36:55 Wait, wait.
36:57 That's not for you.
36:58 That's for Sir Pipito.
37:00 Sorry.
37:02 Wait, wait.
37:03 Have you seen this?
37:04 No.
37:06 Here.
37:07 Isn't this your schedule with Ms. Watanabe?
37:09 What?
37:10 I told you that's not for you.
37:12 Okay, okay.
37:13 That's for Sir Pipito.
37:14 I'm leaving.
37:15 You're so annoying.
37:16 I'm leaving.
37:17 You're so annoying.
37:18 Isn't this your schedule with Ms. Watanabe?
37:22 Can you do it?
37:23 Yes.
37:24 Please.
37:25 Is this your dessert?
37:26 I don't know, gay.
37:28 Just ask her.
37:29 It will be out anytime.
37:30 Tommy.
37:31 Who's that?
37:33 Is that Tommy?
37:34 Yes, Sir.
37:35 We're sorry.
37:36 We told him to do it.
37:37 We can't stop him.
37:39 It's good that he's out.
37:40 I can't see his face.
37:42 Why?
37:46 What's wrong with you?
37:55 You're so annoying.
37:56 It's nothing.
37:57 I'm just thinking of Tommy.
37:59 Baby.
38:00 Yes?
38:01 When's your date?
38:02 It's like the wind.
38:04 I can't see him.
38:05 Why?
38:07 Are you not introducing him to them?
38:08 No, we're not.
38:09 We didn't get to meet him when he was supposed to introduce us.
38:12 Because there's no Gary.
38:14 Why didn't you bring him here?
38:16 Sir, he said he's going to come here.
38:19 But we didn't see him.
38:20 Because there's no Gary.
38:23 What's wrong with you?
38:24 How are we going to get rid of him?
38:26 Wait.
38:27 He should tell you first.
38:29 Ma'am, I have something to say.
38:31 Speak louder.
38:33 I can't hear you.
38:34 Sir, Ma'am.
38:35 I have something to say.
38:37 Gary...
38:39 Just imagine.
38:41 Imagination.
38:42 Sir, Ma'am.
38:47 Gary...
38:48 Patrick was right.
38:51 I just did it.
38:55 I was just pretending to be nice.
38:57 It's not true.
38:58 I'm sorry, sir, Ma'am.
39:11 I was laughing at your faces.
39:13 It's like you're seeing the world.
39:15 Hurry up.
39:21 Why are you so happy?
39:23 He lost in the lottery.
39:24 He might go crazy.
39:26 Sir, did you see him?
39:28 Let me see.
39:30 Oh, baby.
39:39 He helped you too?
39:42 He's so nice.
39:43 Look.
39:49 That's him.
39:50 What?
39:52 In this time with the internet,
39:54 it's easy to boast about what you have.
39:57 It's easy to boast.
39:59 It's easy to share.
40:00 But often,
40:01 we forget that not everything that makes us happy
40:06 should be left to others.
40:08 Because sometimes,
40:10 it starts with jealousy.
40:11 And sometimes, it's even a fight.
40:13 Sometimes,
40:15 we'll be happier if we'll just be ourselves
40:18 with the things we get.
40:21 It's not wrong, right?
40:23 Okay.
40:30 I really like your proposal.
40:34 Thank you.
40:36 I really, really like.
40:39 Thank you, Ma'am.
40:40 Sir Petito is on his way.
40:42 I'm sorry, Miss.
40:45 Oh, my!
40:46 Oh, my!
40:47 My hair!
40:48 My hair!
40:49 My hair!
40:51 My hair!
40:52 That's a bad thing.
40:57 That's a bad thing.
40:58 You'll be laughing for a week.
41:01 What a waste!
41:02 What a waste!
41:03 That's a bad thing.
41:04 That's a bad thing.
41:06 So,
41:07 if that's the case,
41:08 you'll be the first.
41:09 What did I say?
41:11 I'm not afraid anymore.
41:14 I already have a son.
41:16 I'm not afraid.
41:18 If you're laughing there,
41:20 why are you laughing here?
41:21 You also have a hair.
41:23 Say, "Go away, go away, your hair."
41:27 What was that?
41:35 You're a *******.
41:36 What was that?
41:37 (audience laughing)
41:40 (audience laughing)