New City, Same Chaos - The Best Of Barstool Sports Advisors 2023
Big Cat | Barstool Sports Advisors
Transcript
00:00 Okay. Three, two, one.
00:04 Oh, hi.
00:07 As we approach 2024,
00:10 Barstow Sports Advisors has the compilation
00:14 and the best of 2023.
00:17 All our clips!
00:18 Jersey, Jerry!
00:20 It's Big Cat!
00:21 It's Dave!
00:22 It's Rico!
00:23 It's Tommy!
00:24 It's Ashley!
00:25 It's Ashley!
00:26 It's Ashley!
00:27 It's your sauce divider!
00:29 Best of 2023!
00:31 Here it is!
00:34 I'll do one take.
00:35 Ready?
00:36 For with everyone involved.
00:37 Okay.
00:38 Barstow Sports Advisors, what are you looking at right now?
00:40 You're looking at the best of 2023.
00:43 Right here.
00:44 All of our best moments.
00:45 Jerry's best moment.
00:46 Yeah!
00:47 What was Jerry's best moment?
00:48 This is his best moment.
00:49 Oh, yeah!
00:51 Tommy, what was your best moment?
00:52 Uh, I made all those catches.
00:54 The time Ben Mintz filled in for him.
00:56 Ashley, what was your best moment?
00:58 I was on 20 degrees-es.
00:59 Whoa!
01:00 Guys, also the time you said you want the rolls in your belly and we're like, "What the fuck?"
01:04 Stu, what was yours?
01:05 Uh, best moment was, uh, Miami Dolphins' Mortal Lock pissing on the Jets ending this season!
01:12 Okay!
01:13 Tune in right now.
01:14 Here it is.
01:15 Best of.
01:16 You know, daddy's gotta come save the day sometimes.
01:20 You wanna try one?
01:22 Yeah, you try one.
01:23 No.
01:24 You try one.
01:25 No.
01:26 Do it.
01:27 Do it.
01:28 Come on, Tant.
01:29 Do it.
01:30 I'm not an intro guy.
01:31 Try it.
01:32 Stu, you think he's got it?
01:33 I don't have it.
01:34 I'm not a-
01:35 Stu's was great, mine was great, yours has to be great.
01:38 All right.
01:39 All right.
01:40 20-
01:41 See, that's what I- I knew that was- I- Shut it down.
01:48 Shut it down.
01:49 Shut it down.
01:50 What a pussy.
01:51 Because I've seen your eyes.
01:52 I didn't do anything.
01:53 Oh, this is gonna be terrible.
01:54 I'm not an intro guy.
01:55 Man, did you become a sensitive bitch?
01:57 Yeah, I know, you're a bitch.
01:58 You're a bitch.
01:59 All right.
02:00 All right, Stu, come on, I gotta concentrate.
02:04 All right, Barstool Sports Advisors, we have-
02:10 Barstool Sports Advisors, we got- Dan, come on, can I get through it?
02:15 I'm not doing anything.
02:16 Be a professional, man.
02:17 I am, but he's laughing at me.
02:19 Who cares?
02:20 No, I'm not.
02:21 You're supposed to laugh.
02:22 Barstool Sports Advisors, thanks for- thanks for always-
02:27 Come on, stop laughing at me.
02:32 All right, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna get it.
02:35 [Laughing]
02:40 Barstool Sports Advisors, thank you to all the fans for watching in 2023.
02:46 We got Big Cat, Stu Feiner, Dave Portnoy, Rico Bosco, Tommy Ashley.
02:51 It's the best show on the internet.
02:53 So what do we want to give our fans?
02:54 We're gonna give them-
02:56 Best of 2023.
02:57 Best of 2023.
03:00 I forgot.
03:01 You had it!
03:02 You were crushing it.
03:03 You were crushing it.
03:04 I was saying yes.
03:06 Three, two, one.
03:08 We're giving you the best of 2023 compilation highlights.
03:12 We hope you have a happy holiday, merry Christmas.
03:15 We love you, we love our fans.
03:17 Shout out to all our sponsors, we appreciate you.
03:19 Did you say we love our fr-
03:20 Fans.
03:21 Fans, fans.
03:22 Fans, fr-
03:23 Fans and frans.
03:24 Fans and frans?
03:25 Frans?
03:26 Is that what they're called?
03:27 Fans and frans.
03:28 Shout out frans!
03:30 Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, back, back, back.
03:35 NFL is here.
03:36 Boys are back in town.
03:38 I'm Wilson.
03:40 Ooh, killin'.
03:41 Guarantee 100.
03:42 Vibes are high, everyone's feeling good.
03:45 So happy.
03:46 They've been begging for the uncut stew.
03:48 It's his show, people.
03:50 Back on camera.
03:51 That's really the bottom fuckin' line here.
03:53 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
03:55 I got a Woody!
03:56 I love it.
03:57 Woo!
03:58 Woo!
04:00 Uh, basically, no, no, no.
04:02 Exactly.
04:03 Yes.
04:04 And we're in the car.
04:05 No, no, no.
04:06 Uh.
04:07 Oh, no.
04:08 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:09 I think we finally broke 'em.
04:10 We're in the car!
04:11 Okay, okay.
04:12 When I get inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, I'm inducted, too.
04:16 Stew and Jerry are inducted.
04:18 Yeah!
04:19 Look at that.
04:20 Look at that.
04:21 It's hammer time on the Browns.
04:22 Love that.
04:23 Hammer time on the Browns.
04:24 I like that.
04:25 Ooh!
04:26 There are no bad slates.
04:27 There are just slates you have to make great.
04:29 I am the Bengals' whisperer.
04:30 What the hell is going on around here?
04:32 Let's go with Tommy.
04:34 Uh, I'm a bit of a wonky one here.
04:36 Wonky?
04:37 Mute Tommy, mute Tommy.
04:39 Okay.
04:40 Let's go.
04:41 The Wood Stat.
04:43 Chances are you probably think we have a solution.
04:46 Meet Wood.
04:47 Tommy Stats, presented by Wood.
04:49 Time to smell like a better man.
04:51 Ashley.
04:52 Why, thank you, Tommy.
04:53 It's Ashley, senior.
04:54 We have the lovely Ashley.
04:56 Our new weather girl.
04:57 Hello, Ashley!
04:58 Hello!
04:59 Ashley, are you ready for this?
05:02 Hi, Ashley.
05:03 I'm so happy to have you on Barstool Sports Advises.
05:07 If I can help at all, maybe dinner and drinks alone.
05:11 Feel free to shoot me a text or call or FaceTime at...
05:15 Come on, come on.
05:16 I knew where this was going.
05:18 What?
05:19 Oh, that's your number.
05:20 Tommy!
05:21 Oh, Tommy!
05:22 What's your nationality?
05:24 What my parents tell me is one-fourth Cherokee.
05:27 Now, what seed are we hoping to get?
05:29 I think that's a one seed.
05:31 That's a one seed!
05:33 Could be a one.
05:34 Congrats, Ashley.
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05:48 Muck you, Barstool.
05:49 I'm wearing them too.
05:50 They make this show possible.
05:52 Look at that!
05:53 Muck Boots.
05:54 Shout out Boots.
05:55 We're going over the pond.
05:57 Cheerio!
05:58 Cheerio?
05:59 Cheerio!
06:00 I hope, I hope, up the table we go.
06:03 London, we're going global.
06:05 Shout out Big Ben.
06:07 I own London.
06:08 Shout out fish and chips.
06:11 Apple strudel.
06:12 I like it a bit.
06:13 No way!
06:14 Okay, and the corpse of Jerry.
06:15 You're all Jerry's.
06:17 JJ's here.
06:18 Oh!
06:19 Eso es una mierda.
06:20 Yes!
06:21 That is, that is an instant gut quake.
06:24 Instant.
06:25 Eat a little hip squeak pop.
06:26 Oh!
06:27 The D line on, on, on, on, on, on, on the line.
06:30 You got low T?
06:31 He went to the doctor for a checkup.
06:33 He said it's the lowest T he's ever seen in a 29-year-old male in his life.
06:37 Great stat, Jer.
06:38 Thanks, man.
06:39 Dave, Dave was here.
06:41 Dave, Dave.
06:42 Portnoy?
06:43 Portnoy, yeah.
06:44 El Prince?
06:45 The guy!
06:46 King of all media!
06:47 Look how it's done!
06:48 Look how it's done!
06:49 You can't stop this!
06:50 This is like one of those videos where you see the owner yelling at the sat dog.
06:57 Bazinga!
06:58 Fresh.
06:59 What is Bazinga?
07:00 It's a totally different show.
07:01 It's a different show, but it's...
07:02 It has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
07:03 Yeah, but when you, you know, it's like Bazinga.
07:04 Any time you make a good one-liner...
07:05 Wait, are you doing...
07:06 Do you have a...
07:07 What's Bazinga?
07:08 Do you have a lot...
07:09 Any time you do a good one-liner, afterward you can say Bazinga.
07:10 I got some gifts.
07:11 Can I show the gifts?
07:12 Can I show everyone the gifts?
07:13 I love gifts!
07:14 You ready?
07:15 Yeah.
07:16 I thought he was gonna be here.
07:17 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:18 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:19 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:20 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:21 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:22 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:23 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:24 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:25 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:26 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:27 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:28 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:29 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:30 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:31 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:32 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:33 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:34 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:35 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:36 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:37 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:38 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:39 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:40 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:41 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:42 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:43 I thought Dave was gonna be here.
07:44 Getting a little comfortable over there.
07:45 Yeah, comfy, huh, Dave?
07:46 We're literally live, Jeremy.
07:47 But, but, but.
07:48 We started the show, you're late.
07:49 We just started without you.
07:50 I know, I'm late.
07:51 I'm sorry.
07:52 Suggestion.
07:53 Leave early.
07:54 We're advisors as a team.
07:55 Let's do the gimmick.
07:56 Do it.
07:57 Get it over with.
07:58 I mean, that is the worst, worst disguise I've ever seen.
07:59 I knew it wasn't gonna work.
08:00 That was an epic fail.
08:01 So maybe we put a graphic.
08:02 This is a pic show.
08:03 Pic show.
08:04 We also have Stu's father's here.
08:05 He brought him out to the show.
08:06 He brought him out to the show.
08:07 He brought him out to the show.
08:08 He brought him out to the show.
08:09 He brought him out to the show.
08:10 He brought him out to the show.
08:11 He brought him out to the show.
08:12 He brought him out to the show.
08:13 He brought him out to the show.
08:14 He brought him out to the show.
08:15 He brought him out to the show.
08:16 He brought him out to the show.
08:17 He brought him out to the show.
08:18 He brought him out to the show.
08:19 He brought him out to the show.
08:20 He brought him out to the show.
08:21 He brought him out to the show.
08:22 He brought him out to the show.
08:23 He brought him out to the show.
08:24 He brought him out to the show.
08:25 He brought him out to the show.
08:26 He brought him out to the show.
08:27 He brought him out to the show.
08:28 He brought him out to the show.
08:29 He brought him out to the show.
08:30 He brought him out to the show.
08:32 [LAUGHTER]
08:34 Hallie Fido!
08:35 Hallie Fido!
08:36 [LAUGHTER]
08:38 It's a bit.
08:39 It's not a bit.
08:40 It's a bit?
08:41 No, it's a bit.
08:42 I don't think it's a bit.
08:43 The signs?
08:44 0.2.
08:45 Oh!
08:46 Back in the stats.
08:47 Terry.
08:48 What's that clown outfit you're wearing?
08:50 It doesn't match.
08:51 Frankie.
08:52 That's it.
08:53 Tension, tension, tension.
08:54 Healthy debate.
08:55 Healthy debate.
08:56 The Browns under in the last--
08:59 The Browns under is it.
09:01 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:02 This is like when Logan Roy had his girlfriend try out for the news.
09:05 Right.
09:06 I still love you, cuz.
09:07 Yeah.
09:08 Like a brother.
09:09 Yeah.
09:10 I hold the lid.
09:11 I'm showing it.
09:12 We are back for the late slate, and it is brought to you by our friends at Stacker 2.
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09:30 There we go.
09:31 Are you serious?
09:32 Are you serious?
09:33 Are you serious?
09:34 We're rolling.
09:35 We're rolling.
09:36 We're rolling.
09:37 [LAUGHTER]
09:38 Boy.
09:39 Yeah.
09:40 I'm going to say it.
09:42 Hotty toddy, gosh almighty, who the hell are we?
09:44 Hey!
09:45 Bim, bam, bim, bam.
09:46 Bim, bam.
09:47 Ole Miss, by damn.
09:48 [CHEERING]
09:50 Yes!
09:51 Woo!
09:52 Woo!
09:53 Woo!
09:54 Yes, yes, yes.
09:55 Woo!
09:58 Hey, Snow White, I'm ahead of the dwarves.
10:01 You better not fuck with me.
10:03 I made you rain black.
10:05 Black rain.
10:06 Black rain.
10:07 Ha!
10:08 I love that joke.
10:10 Did someone just fart?
10:11 No, I don't know.
10:14 Let's change the topic.
10:16 Let's start fresh.
10:18 Oh, my god.
10:19 We know what this is.
10:20 We know what it is.
10:21 We know what it is.
10:22 Oh, my god!
10:23 It's an earthquake!
10:25 It is an earthquake!
10:27 No!
10:28 It's an earthquake.
10:29 [SCREAMING]
10:32 I'm wrong!
10:33 I'm wrong!
10:34 [SCREAMING]
10:35 Holy kiddies.
10:37 Don't worry, Hank.
10:38 We're not throwing anything.
10:39 Pussy.
10:40 [LAUGHTER]
10:43 [GUNSHOTS]
10:44 Oh, my god.
10:45 [INAUDIBLE]
10:46 [GUNSHOT]
10:47 Oh, no.
10:48 No.
10:49 No.
10:50 [GUNSHOTS]
10:51 [LAUGHTER]
10:54 He missed.
10:55 I missed the target.
10:56 You missed the target by 10 feet.
10:58 How do we keep missing?
11:00 [LAUGHTER]
11:01 Again!
11:02 Again!
11:03 [GUNSHOT]
11:04 Don't throw!
11:06 [GRUNTING]
11:07 Yeah!
11:08 Oh!
11:09 Oh!
11:10 Oh!
11:11 You just put two nice dents into the green screen wall.
11:14 Vincey.
11:15 Come on.
11:16 Come on, Vincey.
11:17 Make it a man.
11:18 No.
11:19 Oh!
11:20 [LAUGHTER]
11:22 Vincey!
11:23 Yeah!
11:24 Ice quake!
11:26 Happy Thanksgiving to all.
11:28 Say goodbye to this suit, this tightest shirt.
11:30 It's gone.
11:31 Thanksgiving means thank you to the people that you love,
11:34 the people that give money to the show,
11:36 the people that pay us, the people that watch us.
11:38 Thank you.
11:39 God bless you.
11:40 We love you.
11:41 Oh!
11:43 I'm thankful for the rolls that are going to be in my tum.
11:46 Oh.
11:47 [LAUGHTER]
11:49 I'm going to piss!
11:51 I'm going to smell like onions.
11:53 Oh, love it.
11:54 Love it.
11:55 Turkey's pretty good.
11:56 It's in my eyes.
11:58 Oh, I'm in trouble.
12:00 [LAUGHTER]
12:02 I can't see.
12:05 Ah, it's hot!
12:07 Oh!
12:08 What is this?
12:09 Who throws a potato?
12:11 She's Irish.
12:12 [GRUNTING]
12:14 [LAUGHTER]
12:16 It's going to be an unfortunate case of rain and--
12:19 Oh!
12:22 Foreplay!
12:23 [LAUGHTER]
12:26 I've never had this much fun!
12:30 They demand is money.
12:32 They demand is money.
12:33 [SPEAKING SPANISH]
12:35 [LAUGHTER]
12:36 They're different.
12:38 There's a big buck.
12:39 There's a big buck.
12:40 You'll be laser focused.
12:41 There's nothing negative about it.
12:43 Mortal Lock time, and it's a new sponsor alert.
12:46 Hit the sound, Jerry.
12:47 Ah!
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12:54 I would say right now, Blue Chew is the greatest gift
12:56 that God gave me.
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13:01 Use code "advisors" for your first month free.
13:04 Chew it and do it.
13:06 Spend all your money on Blue Chew.
13:08 I'm going to know my last one Mortal Lock.
13:10 Lionheart.
13:11 Oh!
13:12 Her cousin is a lion.
13:14 I'll give you a double.
13:15 You got double.
13:16 You said you were going to go double.
13:17 Give me the jet.
13:18 Wow.
13:19 [SCREAMING]
13:22 The jet flying into a wing!
13:26 Well played, Stu.
13:28 Tip of the cap.
13:29 Jerry's my brother!
13:32 Stu, what was your Mortal Lock last week?
13:34 I had a rare snuff-oo, if we can call it.
13:38 Snuff-oo?
13:39 I got blown out on my Mortal Lock.
13:41 I got to subscribe.
13:42 I got you something.
13:44 Oh, it says losers, 70 to 20.
13:46 Oh, no.
13:48 That is beautiful.
13:49 Beautiful game.
13:50 No!
13:52 Stu!
13:53 It's your guys' favorite.
14:00 We got 69 degrees.
14:02 [SCREAMING]
14:06 Ah!
14:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:09 [RETCHING]
14:12 I can't control it.
14:13 Like Usain Bolt, a Jewish Usain Bolt?
14:15 Wow.
14:16 Time out!
14:17 Are you pissing on--
14:18 Time out!
14:19 Make a time out.
14:20 I don't time out.
14:21 Time out.
14:22 I call the time out.
14:23 Bye-bye, 2023!
14:25 Bye!
14:26 Bye!
14:27 Shout out, everyone.
14:29 We love you.
14:31 (whooshing)