1000-Lb. Sisters_ Tammy and Amy’s Brother Tries to Get Them to Race STICK HORSES
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00:00 All attention on me.
00:01 What in the world?
00:03 Oh, hell no.
00:04 What Gage and Glenn and Iris ain't here.
00:07 These ain't for them.
00:09 So I came up with an idea to have a relay race
00:12 riding a stick pony.
00:15 I figure we get everybody up off their asses and get moving.
00:19 But really, the whole point is to look like idiots
00:23 and have fun doing it.
00:24 That's all it is.
00:25 [LAUGHTER]
00:28 What are we going to have a horse race?
00:30 Yeah.
00:31 I ain't riding on a stick.
00:34 Come on, bitch.
00:35 Are we a team, bitch?
00:36 I ain't do that.
00:37 And you ain't do that.
00:38 I'm not getting on that thing.
00:39 That's a stick.
00:40 What the [BLEEP]
00:41 We're fat people.
00:42 Why you going to ride a stick?
00:43 Come on, now.
00:45 That's a damn toothpick.
00:47 Which team are you on?
00:48 Are you Brittany and Amanda or Missy and Chris?
00:50 We're team lame horse.
00:51 [LAUGHTER]
00:53 We can be the referees.
00:56 You know, Tammy's mobility is 1,000% better than it was.
01:00 But she's not jumping around holding
01:02 a horse between her legs.
01:04 I was kind of hoping she'd get out there and wheel a chair,
01:06 but you know.
01:07 [LAUGHTER]
01:09 But Amy-- it's just Amy being lazy,
01:14 to be perfectly [BLEEP] honest.
01:15 Ready, set, go, jackass.
01:21 Here are the rules.
01:25 You take the little stick pony, and you
01:27 act like you're riding it.
01:28 And you run down and back.
01:30 Tag your partner, and that partner runs down and back.
01:33 And whoever finishes the relay race first is the winner.
01:37 I don't even have to run quick, because Amanda's down
01:40 at the end, blonded out.
01:41 Just--
01:42 [LAUGHTER]
01:43 She got the truck.
01:43 Oh, we ain't going back.
01:44 They only run one time, bitch.
01:46 You got to get down here and tag your partner out.
01:49 Come back down here.
01:50 No, you got to finish the race, then we go back.
01:53 Well, I know that's not Amanda's first horse she's rode.
01:56 Probably won't be the last either.
01:58 [LAUGHTER]
02:01 It's definitely not her first rodeo.
02:05 [LAUGHTER]
02:08 Amanda's been on a freaking bull.
02:12 She not had a buck.
02:13 [LAUGHTER]
02:16 She gonna [BLEEP] kill me.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
02:28 [BLANK_AUDIO]