Steef Cuijpers: Live in Toomler | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer | dG1fd3ZZSGVDRTc1Nkk
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00:00 I recently got an email from a friend of mine. He got a little one, a little one with the first baby picture.
00:09 I thought, what am I supposed to do with this? What am I supposed to do with this? It's your child.
00:14 So yeah, I took a picture of it and now I'm playing it on DVD.
00:19 I just emailed it back. I'm very happy with the ass of me now playing it on DVD.
00:24 I got an email back, baby in the wheel. Great. DVD player under the TV. Come on, come on, come on.
00:30 His first bottle. His first DVD.
00:35 I didn't hear anything from him, I have to say. Nothing.
00:40 I bought that DVD player at BCC. Oh no, at the Media Markt, because I'm not crazy.
00:46 And that guy was just doing his best to sell me that thing.
00:51 He said, this Sony is great. It's got digital in and digital out. It has Dolby, DTS and of course a shuffle.
00:58 I said, what's on it? He said, a shuffle function, or a random.
01:04 I said, what a dick. He's watching a movie and he presses shuffle.
01:11 If you invite your friends, you say, ok guys, The Lord of the Rings trilogy and shuffle.
01:17 What a shit movie. He was just, the title? Oh no, he's still going.
01:22 Such remote control with that DVD player. Such remote control.
01:26 You can control the DVD from the lazy chair.
01:29 There's a button on the remote control, you can open the drawer from your lazy chair.
01:34 And then...
01:38 Then a noise comes out of that remote control.
01:43 I was just cooking.
01:47 I just don't get it anymore with that DVD player.
01:52 If I had hired a movie before, I would have said, it's a good movie, you should hire it.
01:56 And if I say now, it's a good movie, you should hire it, then everyone will ask, but there are some nice extras on that DVD.
02:01 No. In general, there are very stupid extras on a DVD.
02:06 Remove the scenes.
02:09 Imagine, the director recorded the scenes, he looked at them critically and thought,
02:14 they are really not good, they really don't fit in my movie, but you get them as a bonus.
02:21 You go to the hospital, they cut you open, no, that blind arm is not good, we'll remove it.
02:26 Because we sew it in your neck as a bonus.
02:31 Come in on Monday, I'll show you what's in it. That's my bonus.