When we talk about sex, we mean business and business is booming! Weezy gets back into her consulting days and helps out a Fuse employee with her dating profile, but what happens when Weezy sees a familiar face...
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00:00 What's up y'all? I'm Weezy from the show Sex Sells,
00:02 and in honor of my season three,
00:04 I'm about to take over a Fuse employee's dating profile.
00:07 Here we go.
00:10 So Kay just started her profile, but I need to know a few things.
00:12 What are you looking for?
00:13 I'm looking for dating experiences, not long-term relationships.
00:18 First picture, you with a drink.
00:19 I need the person to know that I drink.
00:23 I don't want to be with someone that makes me feel bad about drinking.
00:25 No, we get it. Let them know.
00:26 We see it right here, babe.
00:27 Yeah.
00:29 Important things to know about me.
00:30 Not my favorite color, beer.
00:32 Tequila.
00:33 Typical Sunday, yoga, reading, and brunch. Cute.
00:36 Typo. Sorry, I'm just going to put another comma.
00:40 I'm the type of person that if I don't see the proper grammatical punctuation-
00:46 You're turned off?
00:47 Even if I want to suck his dick immediately, I'm out.
00:49 Cute. You in the water. This year, I really want to go to Paris.
00:54 Okay, these are really, really good.
00:56 I would maybe switch one of your prompts to a type of date that you like.
01:01 Okay.
01:01 Because sometimes this stuff is a little hard to go-
01:04 Like with yoga, reading, brunch, like maybe someone will invite you to brunch, but-
01:08 It's vague.
01:08 You want something where someone can like kind of jump in there with you.
01:12 Yeah.
01:12 Also, he might be like, "I went to Paris last year. I don't give a [expletive] you taking me now?"
01:16 Yeah.
01:16 So let's see. The way to win me over is- I love this one.
01:20 Tell me some hobbies you'd like a man to have, maybe whether it be job, body, anything.
01:25 Okay. I prefer some- off the bat, sense of humor is important.
01:30 Some commitment to fitness. I don't care what it is. It could be boxing.
01:33 It could be going to the gym. It could be hiking. But where you're physically active.
01:38 Somebody with a job must be employed.
01:42 So if a sense of humor and a guy being active is a way to turn you on,
01:47 maybe we could blend those both.
01:48 Be like, "If you could make me laugh on a hike, that's even better."
01:51 Okay.
01:51 Yeah, that's good.
01:52 You having a sense of humor and being as active as I am.
01:58 And then I'll put like a little dash, making me-
02:02 Wait, do you want to work out on a first date?
02:03 Like, do you want to hike or something on a first date?
02:05 Do you like that or do you want to eat?
02:06 I haven't done that yet. I prefer a meal.
02:08 Yeah, sure she does with the drink. Don't forget.
02:10 All right. Let's start swiping some of these guys.
02:13 What's your type?
02:14 I like a great smile, straight teeth.
02:20 I like hair, no bald.
02:22 I like height.
02:24 What's height?
02:26 I'm 5'3". I like 5'8" and over.
02:30 And that's- I don't think that's a match.
02:31 5'8" is your minimum?
02:32 Okay.
02:33 Good for you.
02:33 Because a lot of women ain't saying that.
02:36 When you said I like height, I was not-
02:38 Everybody in the room was ready for her to say 6'7".
02:40 Everyone was ready for 6'0"?
02:41 Okay.
02:42 Yeah, you don't like height.
02:42 Because I'm so small.
02:43 Okay.
02:44 This is not a looker, is he?
02:47 Negative.
02:47 And let me tell you something. Women are like-
02:49 They're fucked.
02:51 It's like once you find one thing, everything else kind of just collapses, I think.
02:58 How about this guy? I feel like this picture is trying too hard.
03:00 Yeah, it's like too Mr. Cool.
03:03 He's cute, but-
03:04 Oof, what the-
03:05 What is he gonna kill you tonight?
03:07 That looks like Joe from "You".
03:09 No.
03:10 That's very scary.
03:11 Someone's told him that.
03:12 Okay, can I tell you what's crazy?
03:15 My dating profile only has a certain age range.
03:18 It only has a certain-
03:19 I'm not getting these guys.
03:21 Man, the other side of these apps are crazy.
03:24 Ooh, look at that. That's a private jet.
03:25 Don't ask me how I know. I can see it in the back.
03:27 Okay, beard.
03:29 Oh, he has multiple pictures on private planes.
03:31 Is that also, though, trying to convey something that may not be?
03:35 Is that your friend's jet or is that yours?
03:38 You know what I'm saying?
03:39 It's not like he's posing in front of the jet like this.
03:41 He has active shots in the jet, which I like.
03:44 Also, yeah, he wants you to know he's rich because he really just wants to f*** you.
03:47 So take it from me.
03:48 F***ing rich guy?
03:50 God, it works.
03:51 You know what? I'm gonna swipe him for you.
03:53 'Cause you're not gonna be just drinking a beer, babe.
03:57 You're gonna be having a nice cocktail.
03:59 Okay, can I share with you a thought I'm having?
04:01 What a way to get women to write you back.
04:03 All right, let me do.
04:04 You can absolutely share a thought you have with me,
04:09 but it better not be a dirty one.
04:10 [laughing]
04:14 He's gonna be like, "Oh my God, she wants to f*** me, man."
04:16 Let's see some of these other ones.
04:19 No.
04:20 There's nothing on here I match with.
04:24 I don't like that.
04:24 I want to call him right now.
04:30 What the f*** you doing matching b****es on Hinge?
04:32 Oh, hell no.
04:35 He matched with you?
04:38 No, he's matching you.
04:40 He not my man, but I just feel like blowing him up.
04:42 Now, why the f*** am I at work and you matching with these hoes?
04:44 Oh, I bet he would pick up for Kay.
04:52 [laughing]
04:54 Dick.
04:54 I'm sorry.
04:55 This guy looks short, but he's very cute.
04:59 Five-seven.
05:00 What about, do we like the swag?
05:05 Do we like the converse with the...
05:07 I don't hate it.
05:08 It's the height I think that's throwing me off.
05:10 One f***ing inch?
05:12 Okay, well, I need to see the face profile more.
05:14 Women are brutal, bro.
05:15 Do you see she didn't ask how tall the private jet guy was?
05:19 Paul.
05:21 Oh, I want to f*** Paul.
05:22 Are you kidding me?
05:24 And he's wet.
05:25 Ugh.
05:26 This could be us.
05:27 Is it moaning sounds?
05:29 Okay, I love him.
05:34 Too old for you.
05:35 Does this turn you on?
05:38 Um, is that the only picture he has of himself?
05:40 I'm just curious.
05:41 Are workout videos not like...
05:42 No, I think it depends.
05:45 In some ways, they're like condescending.
05:46 In other ways, it's like, oh, thanks for showing me the activity you're involved in.
05:50 It depends.
05:51 Too much of it.
05:52 That's what I'm saying.
05:53 Too much of one thing.
05:54 It was like, not really it.
05:55 This music picture, music festival picture only tells me one thing.
05:59 He does Molly.
06:00 So let's go through mine.
06:02 Here's my first pic.
06:04 Hottie on vacation.
06:05 Hello.
06:06 Simple pleasures.
06:07 A great park day with my dog.
06:08 That's true.
06:09 Also, mainly matched with men in New York.
06:11 So I was like, okay, we could do like a Central Park thing.
06:13 I have self-employed in my bio.
06:16 Don't even ask me about production jobs, please.
06:18 Because that's normally like what happens.
06:20 Picture of me on vacation.
06:24 Also, this was me 10 pounds skinnier, which you shouldn't be doing.
06:26 But like, I have a good face and a fun personality.
06:28 So it's fine.
06:29 I put my tattoos in there just so they know I'm not as buttoned up as you think.
06:34 And I feel like a lot of men look at me and they're like,
06:37 "Oh, the piercing tattoos, it's too much."
06:38 So I try to make sure they know like I have them.
06:41 There's a prompt that says, "A random fact I love."
06:45 I really do love this.
06:47 A random fact I love is roller coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin.
06:52 I like this because I feel like people are always driving me like,
06:54 "This is bullshit."
06:55 Or they keep talking about it or they've heard of it.
06:57 And it's also true.
06:58 Then I have a bougie picture because I need them to know I'm a rich bitch.
07:01 Just to be honest.
07:02 I could have put the cameras in the back.
07:04 No.
07:05 It was when we shot Sex Sells in Paris, which you'll see soon.
07:07 I go crazy for I'm a piano in Mezcal.
07:11 That's like an Afrobeat house music type of thing from South Africa.
07:15 Picture me without braids and then boom.
07:18 Me and my daughter, but also me in a bikini because I need them to know like I'm hot.
07:25 Yeah.
07:26 Okay.
07:27 You want to know my last message like I put out?
07:28 Wow, this is the guy with tattoos on his face.
07:34 That tattoo in your pic looks nice.
07:35 Oh, the last message between us was my phone number.
07:38 He said, "Are you back?"
07:40 I said, "I'm back on Saturday night.
07:41 Can't wait.
07:41 What are you up to this weekend?
07:42 No plans."
07:43 And I said, "I appreciate the recent shirtless thirst trap update.
07:46 Is it working in your favor?"
07:48 He said, "No, I hate this app."
07:49 And I said, "Me too.
07:50 Does that mean we should get drinks?"
07:51 And that's how it happened.
07:53 Now the tattoo face guy, what ended up happening with him?
07:56 Nothing.
07:56 You know why?
07:57 Because he does a job.
07:59 He's always up and writing me at one in the morning.
08:01 And who matched him?
08:03 And who did Fuse pick to look at these dating profiles?
08:05 Not smart.
08:08 Thanks for watching me weed through 700 of Kay's matches,
08:11 including the guy that I'm dating.
08:12 Make sure to tune into Sex Sells, season three, out now on Fuse.