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00:00:10 I'm nervous, Jinkertoes.
00:00:17 King Bedwear has never asked to see us personally before now.
00:00:21 Do you think we did something wrong?
00:00:23 >> If we did, I can't imagine what it would have been, Kai.
00:00:27 >> Unless he's taken exception to the hopscotch grid you drew with chalk outside
00:00:31 the Wee Kingdom castle.
00:00:33 >> But it's a chalk drawing on rock.
00:00:35 The rain will wash it right off.
00:00:37 Even the mountain's morning dew will cause it to fade.
00:00:40 Besides, no one even knows I drew it.
00:00:43 They all think it was you.
00:00:44 >> Me?
00:00:46 But I've never graffitied anything in my life.
00:00:49 I'm a flying creature.
00:00:51 I don't even play hopscotch.
00:00:52 I wouldn't even know how if I wanted to.
00:00:55 >> That's regrettable, Tinkertoes.
00:00:57 How about you let me teach you?
00:00:58 >> Uh-uh, no can do.
00:01:01 Not if it's going to get me in hot water with the king.
00:01:04 >> Now, we don't know that that's what his issue is.
00:01:06 It may be something else entirely.
00:01:09 Like you sleeping in the kingdom's only peach tree during the day.
00:01:13 Your sleeping weight broke all the branches and now the tree won't grow fruit.
00:01:18 >> Really?
00:01:19 I didn't mean for that to happen.
00:01:22 I just hang upside down and get a nice snooze every morning.
00:01:26 I guess I'm getting bigger.
00:01:28 I'm not the teeny fairy bat I once was.
00:01:31 >> The kingdom may want restitution.
00:01:33 King Bedwear may order you to plant a new tree.
00:01:36 >> I can do that.
00:01:38 I feel terrible if that's what's happened.
00:01:40 Just terrible.
00:01:42 >> One thing's for certain.
00:01:43 We won't know what this is all about until we answer King Bedwear's call and
00:01:46 go to the castle to hear what he has to say.
00:01:49 >> Are you sure he wants to see us both?
00:01:51 >> That's what Gergal said.
00:01:52 And Gergal knows everything that goes on around here.
00:01:55 >> Yes, Gergal knows too much if you ask me.
00:01:58 What kind of wee dragon has such an inside track on the kingdom
00:02:01 without being an official member of the king's wee court?
00:02:04 >> He doesn't like to wake up to an alarm.
00:02:07 Remember what happened when the king gifted him a rooster?
00:02:10 >> How could I forget?
00:02:12 He set it free.
00:02:14 And that thing ended up cock-a-doodle-doing outside everyone's window except Gergal's.
00:02:20 >> Right, I didn't get a full night's sleep for a week.
00:02:23 And I had to find a tree outside our wee kingdom's walls if I wanted to get
00:02:27 any rest at all.
00:02:29 It was horrible.
00:02:30 >> See, we can't blame King Bedwear for not inviting Gergal to join the wee court.
00:02:35 We wouldn't want him around full time either.
00:02:37 That said, he's detail-oriented, timely, and expedient.
00:02:40 >> And don't forget a little untrustworthy.
00:02:43 Remember when he ate all the cinnamon powder puffs from the bakery storefront and
00:02:47 blamed it on Big Baba?
00:02:49 >> Aye, sugar craving does strange things to wee dragons, Tinkertoes.
00:02:53 >> You don't have to tell me.
00:02:55 I'd fly loops for a box of Napoleons right now.
00:02:59 >> Heavens, you could never face the king with that strong a sugar rush.
00:03:02 Maybe one Napoleon, but a whole box?
00:03:05 Madness.
00:03:06 >> Well, come on, Kai.
00:03:07 Let's get it over with.
00:03:09 My nerves can't take much more of this anticipation.
00:03:12 >> I agree.
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00:03:15 Here we go.
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00:03:25 >> Welcome once again to my castle, wees.
00:03:29 Thank you for coming at once.
00:03:30 I'm happy to see you.
00:03:32 >> You are?
00:03:33 >> We're not in trouble?
00:03:37 >> Trouble?
00:03:38 Goodness, no.
00:03:40 Far from it.
00:03:41 I called you here to ask a favor of you.
00:03:44 >> A favor?
00:03:45 >> Yes, I have a very important invitation I'd like to extend
00:03:50 to one of our most tentative allies in this land.
00:03:54 Our most tentative ally by far.
00:03:58 >> Who is it, King Bedwear?
00:04:00 Let me guess, Marlow the Mongoose.
00:04:03 >> I know, Badgum the Badger.
00:04:06 >> No, no, Shaka the Sugar Glider.
00:04:09 >> Shaka, of course.
00:04:10 >> [LAUGH] Excellent picks, all you two, but I'm afraid none are correct.
00:04:18 >> No, I can't think of any other tentative wee friends.
00:04:22 Who could it be?
00:04:23 >> Yeah, who would we possibly send an invite to who might not accept?
00:04:27 >> Emmerick the Wizard.
00:04:28 >> You mean Emmerick, the evil wizard?
00:04:31 >> That's exactly who I mean.
00:04:33 >> But he's no ally, he's our sworn enemy.
00:04:38 Are we inviting him to turn himself in?
00:04:40 >> No, not at all.
00:04:42 I wish to invite Emmerick to share in our upcoming wee Thanksgiving feast.
00:04:48 >> The wee Thanksgiving feast?
00:04:51 And Emmerick?
00:04:52 King Bedwear, you can't be serious.
00:04:53 Do you really see our whole wee kingdom gathered together in celebration of our
00:04:57 land alongside Emmerick the evil wizard?
00:05:00 >> Now, now, Kai.
00:05:02 Cavalierly calling that old man an evil wizard certainly won't mend fences or
00:05:08 rebuild moat bridges.
00:05:10 >> How about Emmerick the psychotic sage?
00:05:13 Can we call him a psychotic sage?
00:05:16 >> No, Tinker Toes.
00:05:17 You may not refer to Emmerick as a psychotic anything.
00:05:23 >> But he's totally nuts.
00:05:25 >> Bonkers.
00:05:26 >> Cuckoo for dragon's fire puffs.
00:05:28 >> To be sure, he's done despicable deeds in the past.
00:05:33 But that's neither here nor there.
00:05:35 >> Well, if it's all the same to you, King Bedwear, I'd rather Emmerick be there and
00:05:40 not here.
00:05:41 >> Me too.
00:05:42 I can't think of anything less appealing than inviting Emmerick to our annual wee
00:05:46 Thanksgiving celebration.
00:05:49 >> I'm sorry you feel this way, wheeze, because I plan to extend an olive branch to
00:05:56 that cantankerous old coot, welcoming him to join us in feast and fun as an honest
00:06:04 peace offering from us to him.
00:06:07 >> Wow.
00:06:08 I don't even know what to say.
00:06:11 >> Say you'll accept and stand with our kingdom in letting bygones be bygones.
00:06:19 What you say, wheeze?
00:06:22 >> What did I tell you, Big Gert?
00:06:24 The early wee catches the worm.
00:06:26 >> Yeah, but you didn't tell me we had to get up before sunrise to do it, Boyle.
00:06:30 Talk about early.
00:06:31 >> Look at it this way.
00:06:32 That worm was thrilled with a new garden we planted for him outside the kingdom walls
00:06:36 so he won't bore holes in all the fruit and veggies in our garden anymore.
00:06:40 >> Which means more to eat for us.
00:06:42 >> That's right, Big Guy.
00:06:44 >> Big Gert?
00:06:45 My name is Big Gert.
00:06:46 >> Yes, I know, Gert.
00:06:48 Big Guy's just a figure of speech.
00:06:50 You know, like buddy or pal.
00:06:53 >> Oh, right.
00:06:54 I knew that.
00:06:55 >> Hey, I see Gergal up ahead.
00:06:56 If I didn't know better, I'd say he wants something.
00:07:00 On second thought, it's Gergal.
00:07:02 He definitely wants something.
00:07:03 >> Psh.
00:07:04 He's probably just looking to spread more gossip.
00:07:06 I swear, no wee flaps their jaws as much as Gergal does.
00:07:09 >> You have a point.
00:07:10 Come on, let's see what he wants.
00:07:13 >> Boyle, Big Gert.
00:07:19 I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:07:22 >> How come, Gergal?
00:07:23 >> Yeah, what's going on?
00:07:24 Are you spreading a new rumor?
00:07:26 >> Spreading a rumor?
00:07:28 What do you wee blokes take me for?
00:07:31 A gossiper?
00:07:32 >> Well...
00:07:33 >> Yes!
00:07:34 >> Hey, I can't help it if I'm on the front lines of breaking news around here.
00:07:40 Some wee's gotta sound the trumpet.
00:07:42 >> You play trumpet?
00:07:43 >> So do I.
00:07:44 We should get together sometime and jam.
00:07:46 >> I think he means figuratively, Gert.
00:07:49 >> Oh, another one of those figures of speech?
00:07:52 >> Yep.
00:07:53 >> Bang.
00:07:54 I gotta get the hang of those.
00:07:55 >> Listen, the king's looking for you, too.
00:07:58 >> King Bedwar?
00:07:59 >> Is there another king I don't know about?
00:08:00 >> Wait, wait.
00:08:01 This is another figure of speech, isn't it?
00:08:04 >> Not this time, Big Gert.
00:08:06 King Bedwar asks that you wee's report to his castle court at once.
00:08:11 >> Oh, no.
00:08:12 Only bad wee's get called to the castle in person.
00:08:16 >> Not necessarily, Gert.
00:08:18 Sometimes the king just wants to make an announcement or issue an order.
00:08:21 >> An order?
00:08:22 What could King Bedwar possibly order us to do?
00:08:24 >> Didn't he order you to do community service last month?
00:08:27 >> Keep your voice down, Gergal.
00:08:29 I don't want every wee finding out about that.
00:08:31 >> Like the sight of you picking up litter in the kingdom streets while wearing that
00:08:34 bright yellow vest went unnoticed.
00:08:37 >> Ha!
00:08:38 Yeah.
00:08:39 That vest was as big as a tent.
00:08:42 >> Hey, that's what they gave me.
00:08:44 Besides, the last wee that was sentenced to community service and didn't wear an official
00:08:48 kingdom vest got plucked right out of the town square by a giant tractor lyricon.
00:08:52 Remember?
00:08:53 >> Yep.
00:08:54 Teemu the turtle.
00:08:55 It mistook him for a wee widget wobbler and snapped him right up.
00:08:58 >> He never saw Teemu again.
00:08:59 Who knows what became of him.
00:09:01 >> Oh, I do.
00:09:03 That trapped lyricon got spooked over the Walden Green woods and dropped him.
00:09:07 He used the tree cover to get away.
00:09:10 Now he directs air traffic out in the kingdom of will-o-wisps.
00:09:15 >> He does?
00:09:16 Why didn't he come home?
00:09:17 >> He tried, but he's a turtle.
00:09:21 He walked for a year and a half and only made it 30 feet.
00:09:26 He finally said heck with it and got himself a job.
00:09:30 He now has ten little turtles of his own.
00:09:33 >> Wow, ten children.
00:09:35 >> I didn't say they were his children.
00:09:38 He manages a staff of ten turtles.
00:09:42 Those will-o-wisps fly fast and furious out there.
00:09:46 Teemu needs all the help he can get.
00:09:49 >> Sounds like it.
00:09:50 >> They pay him well, though.
00:09:51 He drives a new catapult car and everything.
00:09:54 >> Gnarly.
00:09:55 >> Now I'm curious, Gert.
00:09:57 Let's see what King Bedwear wants.
00:09:59 >> Okay.
00:10:00 Hopefully he doesn't have a yellow vest waiting for me.
00:10:02 >> If he does, let's at least hope it's the right size.
00:10:08 >> Boil, Big Gert, thank you both for coming on such short notice.
00:10:16 >> Any time we're summoned to the castle is an honor, King Bedwear.
00:10:19 >> At that time, you put me in a bright yellow vest and made me clean up the kingdom.
00:10:23 That was a shame.
00:10:24 >> Well, it was either that or 30 days in the wee dungeon, Big Gert.
00:10:29 Given your age, I thought it best to mete out constructive punishment.
00:10:35 Lo and behold, you haven't found yourself in trouble since.
00:10:41 >> That is true, Gert.
00:10:42 >> If I may ask, Big Gert, what exactly did you do to deserve kingdom community service?
00:10:48 >> Oh, I, um, I -- >> He put on a fake mustache made of woolly
00:10:53 wombat fur, told the school cafeteria chefs he was from the nutrition inspector's office
00:10:58 and that they needed to prepare all the desserts on the menu so he could sample them for kingdom
00:11:03 testing and grading.
00:11:05 >> Wow, that's pretty elaborate for a wee dragon.
00:11:10 How'd you get caught?
00:11:12 >> Uh, well, I -- >> He left a trail of cupcake crumbs leading
00:11:16 right back to his den.
00:11:18 >> Oh.
00:11:19 >> And a detail that proved to be his undoing.
00:11:23 >> Clearly.
00:11:24 >> I did what I said I was going to do, though.
00:11:27 I tasted and graded everything they gave me, and you had a bellyache for a week.
00:11:32 >> Rigors of the profession, Boyle.
00:11:34 Rigors of the profession.
00:11:37 >> [ Laughing ]
00:11:39 >> You fool and fool hardy schemes aside, I knew that once, little Gert, as he was known
00:11:48 back then, matured and settled down, he'd make a fine dragon in our wee kingdom one
00:11:58 day.
00:11:59 And dare I say, that day's arrived.
00:12:03 >> So I'm not being punished for something?
00:12:08 >> Have you done something wrong?
00:12:11 >> Um -- >> Go no further.
00:12:15 I don't wish to know.
00:12:19 >> Boyle, the big Gert, the reason I brought you here today is because our kingdom needs
00:12:27 your help.
00:12:28 >> I still have that holy wolf back mustache, if you --
00:12:31 >> Shh.
00:12:32 Not a good idea, Gert.
00:12:33 >> Oh.
00:12:34 Right.
00:12:35 First, I thought this task could be ideal for Kai and Tinker Toes, but after Kai explained
00:12:46 her understandable fears, we decided to approach you two-wees.
00:12:54 >> I'm not sure how comfortable I am with it.
00:12:56 And Tinker Toes hasn't ever been on a grown-up mission.
00:12:59 >> Sounds good.
00:13:00 We're in.
00:13:01 >> But you don't even know what it is yet.
00:13:04 >> Details, meetails.
00:13:05 If a thing needs doing, and it needs doing right, call big Gert and Boyle.
00:13:11 We dragons are extraordinary.
00:13:13 >> Do you two remember that ornery old Emmerick, the wizard?
00:13:19 >> Do we?
00:13:20 We'll never forget.
00:13:21 >> Oh.
00:13:22 This is an Emmerick thing?
00:13:23 I just remembered I'm going out of town this week.
00:13:27 >> Out of town?
00:13:28 You've never ventured out of eyeshot of the kingdom's gates.
00:13:33 >> Could you just play along, Boyle?
00:13:34 I don't want to fight with that old wizard again.
00:13:37 >> Oh, you won't be fighting, wees.
00:13:40 You'll be inviting Emmerick to our wee Thanksgiving dinner.
00:13:46 >> Inviting?
00:13:47 Emmerick?
00:13:49 Are we talking about the same wizard?
00:13:52 >> We are indeed.
00:13:54 I know you two-wees share a grudging respect with that old troublemaker.
00:14:01 And as one of my first decrees as king, I'd like to bury the hatchet with him once and
00:14:10 for all.
00:14:11 >> But Dr. Emmerick's a trickster, a charlatan, he's conniving, he's devious.
00:14:17 >> I'm aware, big Gert, I'm aware.
00:14:23 I've spoken with Emmerick in my dreams.
00:14:26 And he assures me he is also wishing to forgive and forge a truce.
00:14:34 >> In your dreams?
00:14:35 But that's his dark magic, King.
00:14:37 He's luring you.
00:14:38 >> Yeah, there's no way we can crush him.
00:14:41 Nonsense.
00:14:42 If an enemy says he wishes to find peace, it is my duty as wee king to make every effort
00:14:49 to oblige.
00:14:51 Not only for the good of wee dragons, but for all creatures everywhere.
00:14:57 It's settled then.
00:14:58 I'll leave on the morrow.
00:15:02 I thank you, wees, and your kingdom thanks you.
00:15:16 >> Hiya, Darwin.
00:15:17 >> Who goes there?
00:15:18 Who dares disturb Darwin's slumber?
00:15:21 >> Blistered a wee.
00:15:24 >> A wee?
00:15:26 Any wee fool enough to trespass in my lair is a wee appetizer.
00:15:32 >> I'm aware of that.
00:15:34 I have news I thought you might be interested in, Darwin.
00:15:38 >> Unless it's a new recipe for wee stew, don't bother.
00:15:44 >> It's not wee stew.
00:15:46 >> I thought not.
00:15:47 >> Unlucky for you.
00:15:50 Little wee, prepare to meet your maker.
00:15:54 >> First, let me say my piece.
00:15:57 Then you can do with me as you see fit.
00:15:59 Unless you're really hungry for wee stew.
00:16:02 I mean, I'd prefer not to.
00:16:05 >> Out with it.
00:16:06 >> King Bedware has sent a wee team to Emmerick's castle.
00:16:11 >> Bedware is attacking Emmerick for no reason?
00:16:15 >> No, no, Darwin, not attacking.
00:16:19 He's offering a truce.
00:16:21 >> A truce?
00:16:23 >> He wants peace.
00:16:24 >> Peace?
00:16:25 >> That's what I said.
00:16:26 Interesting, isn't it?
00:16:27 >> That's one word to describe it.
00:16:31 So what does this mean for my exile?
00:16:35 I was cast out, forgotten.
00:16:38 I've been banished for ages through no fault of my own.
00:16:43 >> I know, right?
00:16:44 You're the first dragon I thought of as soon as I heard the news.
00:16:48 >> Yes, I breathed fire in the kingdom's populated area.
00:16:53 And yes, I accidentally burned down Maribel's hut.
00:16:58 But I could hardly be blamed.
00:17:02 My mind wasn't my own.
00:17:04 I was under a savage spell cast by that mad old warlock himself.
00:17:11 >> You don't have to explain yourself to me, Darwin.
00:17:15 I was your biggest champion.
00:17:17 I argued for days over you being sent away.
00:17:21 What about Darwin's wee piggyback rides, I said?
00:17:25 What about the fireworks straight from his belly on the fourth of Wee Lee?
00:17:29 I proposed a stern warning with forgiveness.
00:17:33 But no wee would listen.
00:17:35 They wanted punishment.
00:17:37 They wanted banishment is what they wanted.
00:17:41 And they got it.
00:17:43 >> All because you fell under the spell of a powerful wizard with a chip on his
00:17:48 shoulder.
00:17:48 >> Yes, powerful indeed.
00:17:54 I miss the unbridled power that was bestowed unto me by that old man.
00:18:00 The strength, the speed, the fire breathing fury.
00:18:06 Believe it or not, Darwin, so do I.
00:18:09 >> What's your deal, wee?
00:18:12 Are you mad?
00:18:14 >> Mad?
00:18:15 Nah, the wee's don't take me serious.
00:18:18 They just think I'm a goof.
00:18:20 >> They may have a point.
00:18:22 What are you getting at?
00:18:24 >> I wanna offer you vengeance, Darwin.
00:18:29 >> Vengeance?
00:18:31 >> I wanna help you get back at King Bedware for
00:18:33 casting you out when all you did was get your mind taken over by a magic spell.
00:18:39 >> That's true.
00:18:40 I could have reduced the wee kingdom to ash any time I wanted to.
00:18:45 But all my life, I was a docile dragon.
00:18:50 >> Yeah, well, no more.
00:18:52 >> That's easy for you to say, runt.
00:18:55 You're not banished from your kingdom.
00:18:59 I, on the other foot, am prevented from returning by hybrid magic.
00:19:05 I may not flap a wing inside the kingdom's walls without being shrunk to wee size.
00:19:14 I'd rather stay here forever alone than forfeit my dragon might.
00:19:22 All I have left is my fearsome reputation, you know?
00:19:27 >> Well, Darwin, my friend,
00:19:29 what if I told you there was a way around that little detail?
00:19:34 [MUSIC]
00:19:38 >> Maybe Kai and Tinkertoast can talk some sense into King Bedware before we get to
00:19:43 the castle, and he'll call this whole thing off.
00:19:45 >> Yeah, maybe.
00:19:47 Or maybe this whole thing is a trap with a lot of players and moving parts, and
00:19:51 it's too late to turn it around.
00:19:53 >> If that's the case, Boyle, what do we do?
00:19:56 >> There's nothing we can do until we know what's going on.
00:19:59 Till then, we'll keep our eyes and ears open and hope for the best.
00:20:02 >> [SOUND]
00:20:04 >> Welcome back, girls.
00:20:07 I trust that Boyle and Big Gurt are flying high in the sky,
00:20:12 en route to Emmerich's remote castle in the mountains.
00:20:17 I can't wait to receive his reply.
00:20:20 Why, I'm practically on pins and needles.
00:20:25 >> So are we.
00:20:26 In the meantime, all we can do is wait.
00:20:28 How are you feeling, King Bedware?
00:20:30 >> I feel fantastic, Kai.
00:20:33 Thank you for asking.
00:20:35 >> No problem.
00:20:36 A happy king makes a happy kingdom.
00:20:39 >> Yes, indeed.
00:20:40 I like that saying.
00:20:43 May I use it as my slogan during our re-election campaign?
00:20:49 >> If you decide to run again, sure.
00:20:52 >> If I decide, I've already decided, Kai.
00:20:57 And once the We Kingdom breaks bread with our former enemy, Emmerich the Wizard,
00:21:04 I'll be the most popular king to ever sit upon the We throne.
00:21:10 The champion of prosperity, the bringer of joy, the keeper of peace.
00:21:18 >> Some way he's letting the crown go to his head.
00:21:21 >> [LAUGH]
00:21:24 >> What's that?
00:21:27 Did I miss something?
00:21:30 >> No, King Bedware, I sneeze is all.
00:21:32 Seasonal allergies.
00:21:35 >> Try some garlic.
00:21:38 Natural remedies are the most effective.
00:21:41 >> Will do, King.
00:21:42 Thanks for the tip.
00:21:43 >> Or locally sourced honey.
00:21:47 Our We Beatrix sells jars in town.
00:21:51 That's a fair price.
00:21:53 >> Okay.
00:21:54 >> Or bone broth.
00:21:56 See Scully in our soup kitchen for that.
00:22:00 >> Yummy.
00:22:01 >> Anything We's need, We's have.
00:22:06 Right here in our own kingdom, girls.
00:22:09 There's no need for any We to ever venture forth into the wild and
00:22:14 endanger themselves or their loved ones ever again.
00:22:21 And as soon as we join forces with Emmerick,
00:22:24 transforming an old enemy into a new friend,
00:22:28 our We kingdom shall prosper forever.
00:22:33 >> That sounds fun.
00:22:36 So King Bedware, have you had any more of those dreams lately?
00:22:42 >> I can't believe we're doing this, Big Bird.
00:22:48 Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure it's real.
00:22:51 >> What if it's not?
00:22:52 What if we're in a dream?
00:22:53 Inside a spell?
00:22:54 In another dimension?
00:22:56 >> You just blew my mind a little.
00:22:57 >> Yeah, mine too.
00:22:59 But what if?
00:23:00 >> If that's the case, there's nothing we can do about it anyway.
00:23:04 We have no choice but to take everything we see and hear at face value.
00:23:07 And be decisive and committed in everything we do.
00:23:10 Like inviting Emmerick to our We's Thanksgiving celebration.
00:23:13 >> Yeah, like that.
00:23:15 >> It sounds weird.
00:23:16 I can't get used to it.
00:23:17 I can't wrap my head around it.
00:23:20 >> What is it, King Bedware?
00:23:21 >> Are Boyle and Big Gert okay?
00:23:23 >> I've no idea.
00:23:25 But our wall scouts have reported that the mighty Derwin
00:23:30 is headed toward our kingdom at a rate of speed akin to wartime.
00:23:36 >> Derwin?
00:23:38 I thought that big mean dragon was banished forever.
00:23:41 >> I thought he was dead.
00:23:42 >> Yes, well, I'm afraid neither holds true.
00:23:47 Derwin is very much alive.
00:23:51 And any magic spell banishment has certain loopholes.
00:23:55 He's obviously found one.
00:23:58 >> Are we prepared to face the mighty Derwin, King?
00:24:01 Can we assemble we troops in time to be ready for him?
00:24:04 >> No, I'm afraid not, Kai.
00:24:08 He's got a short-handed, short-winged, flat-footed, resting on our laurels.
00:24:15 >> No, what will we do, King?
00:24:18 >> Don't worry, Tinker Toes, I'll handle it.
00:24:22 >> But Derwin was banished in the first place, so
00:24:25 no we would ever have to handle it again.
00:24:28 >> I'm aware of that.
00:24:30 >> King Bedware, we can't just wait for Derwin to arrive.
00:24:33 We have to do something.
00:24:34 Whether he comes in peace or not, we have to be ready.
00:24:37 >> That's why I'm ordering you two to vacate my castle at once.
00:24:42 >> Vacate and leave you here?
00:24:43 >> Alone, unarmed?
00:24:45 >> I have all I need, Tinker Toes.
00:24:49 I know Derwin well.
00:24:52 But you precious wees must run far away.
00:24:57 Find the most remote land you can reach and hide there.
00:25:02 >> Run and hide, but what about you?
00:25:03 What about the wee kingdom?
00:25:05 >> I took a solemn oath to honor and
00:25:08 defend the wee kingdom to my last breath, and I shall.
00:25:15 >> But kings are overthrown all the time.
00:25:17 If you're left unguarded and taken from us- >> Enough, Tinker Toes.
00:25:22 I'm the wee king.
00:25:24 If the throne is to fall, I will gladly fall with it.
00:25:29 >> Gladly?
00:25:30 Well, not gladly, but you get the idea.
00:25:36 There's no time to delay.
00:25:38 Away with you both.
00:25:39 >> But how will we know when it's safe to return?
00:25:42 >> Or not?
00:25:43 >> I suppose if things go poorly and our kingdom falls under siege,
00:25:50 you'll see the black smoke filling the sky for miles around.
00:25:54 >> I never want to see that, never ever.
00:25:58 >> I don't even want to think about it.
00:26:00 >> But we must.
00:26:01 Welcome to my world.
00:26:03 Running a kingdom ain't easy.
00:26:05 Come, I'll send you two out through the tunnels.
00:26:11 When you reach the countryside, run, fly,
00:26:14 hitch a ride on a trapped Telerikon if you have to.
00:26:18 Just get yourselves far away and wait.
00:26:23 I'll signal when all is well.
00:26:27 >> What will the signal be?
00:26:28 >> I've no clue.
00:26:29 [MUSIC]
00:26:33 >> When we get there, all we have to do is keep it simple.
00:26:36 It's important to listen very closely to Emmerick,
00:26:39 to everything he says, no matter how offhand it seems.
00:26:42 >> Even if he's nice to us?
00:26:44 Even if he's a singing, dancing, jolly old wizard?
00:26:48 Even if he's as sweet as pie?
00:26:50 >> Especially if he's sweet as pie.
00:26:52 Emmerick has a knack for running his mouth too much.
00:26:55 He gives most of his schemes away with his crazy braggadocio.
00:26:58 >> Braggadocio?
00:27:00 Is that a pie?
00:27:01 >> What?
00:27:02 No, it's not a pie.
00:27:04 It means like arrogance.
00:27:06 >> Cuz it sounds like a pie.
00:27:09 >> Maybe you're just hungry.
00:27:11 >> I am.
00:27:12 You wanna stop and have some pie?
00:27:13 >> Where?
00:27:15 We're in the middle of nowhere, Gert.
00:27:17 This is Mubblegunk country.
00:27:18 There is no pie.
00:27:20 >> They don't eat pie in Mubblegunk country?
00:27:23 >> No.
00:27:24 >> Haven't you heard?
00:27:25 They don't have anything modern here.
00:27:27 They're like cave wees.
00:27:29 They grunt communication, scratch messages on rocks.
00:27:33 >> Wow, I had no idea.
00:27:36 >> Well, now you know.
00:27:37 There's no reason to ever spend time in these remote parts.
00:27:41 We're just too sophisticated for them.
00:27:43 >> We're really lucky to be born wee dragons.
00:27:45 >> That we are, Gert.
00:27:47 That we are.
00:27:48 >> Hey, if they don't know about pie, I bet some wee dragon could make a fortune
00:27:53 by opening a bakery down here.
00:27:55 >> Maybe.
00:27:56 Let's stay focused on the mission, Gert.
00:27:57 >> Right, right, right.
00:27:59 You ever think of opening a bakery, Boyle?
00:28:01 >> No, no I haven't.
00:28:03 I'm not big on pastries.
00:28:06 >> You're not?
00:28:08 But they're scrumptious.
00:28:09 >> Greetings, oh powerful wee king.
00:28:17 Your reputation for ruling with a fair and balanced claw precedes you.
00:28:24 Compliments on your quaint and cozy kingdom.
00:28:29 >> Derwin, you've returned.
00:28:33 >> You remember me, excellent.
00:28:36 It will make this transition much easier.
00:28:40 >> Transition?
00:28:42 What transition?
00:28:44 >> If you want my kingdom, Derwin, you'll have to pry it from my cold claws.
00:28:51 >> I was hoping you'd say that, Bedwear.
00:28:55 I've been looking forward to this day for a long, long time.
00:29:02 >> Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, old chap, but
00:29:05 I'm afraid it's going to be quite a letdown.
00:29:09 I'm not going anywhere.
00:29:12 >> No? Then prepare to fall with your castle, wee.
00:29:18 >> Better listen to him, king.
00:29:20 He's not fooling around.
00:29:21 >> Nor am I.
00:29:23 >> Bedwear, it makes no difference to me if I assume your crown peacefully or
00:29:30 reduce this whole kingdom to ash.
00:29:33 This land will fall under my rule one way or another.
00:29:41 >> Lister, why?
00:29:43 How could you do this to your own wheeze?
00:29:46 Your homeland.
00:29:48 >> I'm tired of being overlooked, king.
00:29:50 Me and Gergal both.
00:29:52 We're worthy of prominent positions in the king's court.
00:29:56 But what are we?
00:29:57 Messengers?
00:29:58 Gophers?
00:30:00 Lackies?
00:30:01 No more.
00:30:02 It's time for a change.
00:30:05 >> And a real monarch on the throne.
00:30:10 Just how do you intend to win over the wee dragons?
00:30:14 They remember you.
00:30:16 They despise you.
00:30:18 They'll never follow you.
00:30:20 >> That's no way to address a new king.
00:30:23 Mind your tongue, wee.
00:30:24 >> [SOUND]
00:30:25 >> Loyal subject, concern me not.
00:30:29 The wee kingdom as you know it is finished, Bedwear.
00:30:33 It's long been a joke.
00:30:36 Like a cheap dollhouse in the backyard of a sprawling estate,
00:30:42 relying on leftovers from the kitchen to survive.
00:30:47 In my kingdom, the rules will be rewritten.
00:30:53 In my kingdom, the wee image will be overhauled.
00:31:00 In my kingdom, only the strong survive.
00:31:07 >> And the funny.
00:31:08 >> What?
00:31:09 >> The funny.
00:31:10 And every wee needs a good laugh now and then.
00:31:13 And I got lots of jokes.
00:31:15 I've always wanted to entertain in the king's court.
00:31:18 You know, warm up the crowd before the king's address.
00:31:21 >> Fine, blister.
00:31:22 Whatever will shut you up.
00:31:26 I mean, make you happy.
00:31:29 >> See, how difficult was that, Bedwear?
00:31:32 Throw a wee a bone once in a while, and they could fashion a scepter.
00:31:37 But keep the scraps for yourself, and all you'll receive is scorn.
00:31:41 >> Stop this madness, blister.
00:31:44 It's not too late.
00:31:46 >> On the contrary, king, it's far too late.
00:31:51 The mighty Derwin is back, and I'm back to stay.
00:31:57 >> There's only room for one king on the throne, Bedwear,
00:32:02 and you're looking at him.
00:32:05 >> That's strange.
00:32:08 This mirror makes me look like a mighty dragon, and an ugly one at that.
00:32:16 >> That's funny.
00:32:17 I mean, button your mob, Bedwear.
00:32:22 Now is your chance to fill me in on the fine details and
00:32:28 inner workings of your day, Bedwear.
00:32:32 Every kingdom marches to the beat of its own drum, and
00:32:37 I do wish to make this as seamless a transition as possible.
00:32:43 Many wheeze won't even know they have a new ruler
00:32:47 until the monthly king's address.
00:32:52 >> And what if I tell you everything, Derwin?
00:32:57 What then?
00:32:58 >> Then you can begin serving your sentence without delay.
00:33:04 >> My sentence?
00:33:05 >> Yes, Bedwear.
00:33:07 You see where I once was, you soon shall be.
00:33:13 >> [LAUGH]
00:33:19 [MUSIC]
00:33:24 >> Well, well, look who we have here.
00:33:27 Two wee dragons far from home.
00:33:30 What brings you to me, wheeze?
00:33:33 What makes you roam?
00:33:34 >> I'm glad you asked, Emmerick.
00:33:36 We have an offer for you.
00:33:38 >> An offer?
00:33:39 For little old me, make me your pet's wheeze and then we'll see.
00:33:44 >> Did he always grime like this?
00:33:46 >> I don't think so.
00:33:48 He might be going senile.
00:33:49 >> He sure looks old.
00:33:51 >> Emmerick, under orders of our king, we'd like to officially invite you to
00:33:56 attend our wee kingdom Thanksgiving celebration.
00:34:00 >> [LAUGH] You traversed mountain and
00:34:03 sea, all for a personal invite to me?
00:34:07 >> That's right, King Bedwear mentioned that he communicated with you in his
00:34:11 dreams and that you'd be receptive to our visit.
00:34:14 >> Expected is one thing, receptive another.
00:34:17 Tell me, who's this wee lad?
00:34:20 Is he your brother?
00:34:21 >> This is my best friend, Big Gurt.
00:34:23 >> Big Gurt, you say?
00:34:25 A name like none else.
00:34:27 Tell me, have you come in support all this way to my house?
00:34:32 >> I go where my buddy Boyle goes.
00:34:35 And our king asked us to deliver this message to you in person.
00:34:39 >> The king asked, so his orders you followed.
00:34:42 His word is your law, his will to be followed.
00:34:46 >> Yeah, something like that.
00:34:47 Do you always talk like this?
00:34:49 >> Like what, naive wee?
00:34:51 Like a sing-songing sage?
00:34:53 Like a witty wise wordsmith in spite of my age?
00:34:56 >> More like a wizardy rapper in a big pointy hat,
00:35:00 playing fancy word games while your message falls flat.
00:35:03 [LAUGH]
00:35:04 >> Bah! >> Gurt!
00:35:04 >> What?
00:35:05 >> He's talking gibberish.
00:35:07 We invited him like we were told.
00:35:08 Now what do you say we just go scout locations for that bakery we talked about?
00:35:12 >> A wee bakery, yes.
00:35:14 Sweet crepes on a dish.
00:35:16 I can make it come true.
00:35:17 I can grant you that wish.
00:35:19 >> You can?
00:35:20 >> Don't fall for it, Gurt.
00:35:22 It's a ploy.
00:35:23 >> It is?
00:35:24 >> Yes.
00:35:25 You really think old Emmerich would grant us anything out of the kindness of his
00:35:29 heart?
00:35:30 >> I can and I will, wee.
00:35:32 >> What some dreams you may keep, or shall I make them real,
00:35:35 behind eyelids as you sleep?
00:35:37 >> See?
00:35:38 He's working magic on us, Gurt, just like he's been doing to King Bedwar.
00:35:43 >> King Bedwar?
00:35:44 Tee hee.
00:35:45 So noble and brave.
00:35:47 One day a ruler, the next day a slave.
00:35:50 >> What?
00:35:51 What's that supposed to mean?
00:35:53 >> It means I have eyes and ears in the dark.
00:35:56 And my magic intentions always hit their mark.
00:35:59 >> Well, we are the wees.
00:36:02 And we don't take no guff.
00:36:03 So stop with your rhyming or else we'll get rough.
00:36:06 >> Gurt.
00:36:07 >> Is that so, dim-lit wee?
00:36:10 You dare challenge me?
00:36:12 I have barbs you won't see and reach you can't flee.
00:36:17 >> Is that what you've been practicing on our king, Emmerich?
00:36:20 By coming to him at night in his dreams?
00:36:22 Convincing him you care about peace when we all know you only want war?
00:36:26 >> But you've got me all wrong.
00:36:29 I want your land to prosper, grow steadfast and strong.
00:36:32 >> I've heard enough of this wizard's garbage.
00:36:35 Let's go, Boyle.
00:36:36 All we're doing is entertaining him.
00:36:37 >> But the real entertainment is in your king's sanctum,
00:36:41 where a foe older than I now rules your wee kingdom.
00:36:44 [MUSIC]
00:36:47 >> I'm worried, Tinker Toes.
00:36:49 >> About King Bedwar?
00:36:50 >> King Bedwar and everything else.
00:36:53 I wonder how Boyle and Big Gurt are faring at Emmerich's castle.
00:36:56 I wonder what will become of our wee kingdom if the mighty Derwin has returned.
00:36:59 I wonder what to do next.
00:37:00 I wonder how we can help.
00:37:01 I wonder where we can run or where we can hide.
00:37:04 >> In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to run or hide anywhere.
00:37:08 All this craziness would blow over and we could go back home, where we belong.
00:37:13 >> Yes, but it's not a perfect world, Tink.
00:37:15 It's a big, complicated, convoluted, messy, tricky world out there.
00:37:19 And we're just two little wees trying to make sense of it all.
00:37:22 >> You make being wee sound like a bad thing, Kai.
00:37:26 I'm proud of our wee heritage.
00:37:28 Proud to call the wee kingdom my home.
00:37:31 Proud to be a tiny, green,
00:37:33 hybrid creature who most folks aren't sure how to categorize.
00:37:37 I wouldn't change any of it for the world.
00:37:39 >> You've always had a good head on your shoulders, Tink.
00:37:42 >> I don't have shoulders.
00:37:44 >> You know what I mean.
00:37:45 >> Yeah, imagine the internal conflict I've had to live with.
00:37:49 Sometimes I want to sleep hanging upside down.
00:37:52 Sometimes I want to curl up into a tight little ball.
00:37:55 Sometimes I want to drink milk.
00:37:58 Sometimes I want to drink- >> What, Tinkertoes?
00:38:00 You want to drink what?
00:38:02 >> Never mind.
00:38:03 >> Okay.
00:38:05 Hey, I think I know a safe place and someone who might be able to help us.
00:38:09 >> Really, who?
00:38:10 >> A dear old friend.
00:38:12 We haven't talked in ages, but he's one of the good ones, and
00:38:15 I don't know where else to turn.
00:38:17 We need an ally.
00:38:18 He could be our best hope.
00:38:19 >> If you think we can trust him, let's give it a shot.
00:38:23 >> It's a bit of a trek to get there.
00:38:25 >> How are your wings holding up?
00:38:26 >> Tired, but not too tired to save the wee kingdom if they can.
00:38:30 >> That's all I need to hear.
00:38:31 Follow me this way.
00:38:33 >> Away we go.
00:38:35 [MUSIC]
00:38:37 >> Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
00:38:42 creeps in this petty pace from day to day.
00:38:48 To the last syllable of recorded time and
00:38:52 all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.
00:38:59 Out, out, brief candle.
00:39:02 Life's but a walking shadow.
00:39:05 A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
00:39:11 And then is heard from no more.
00:39:17 It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and
00:39:21 fury, signifying nothing.
00:39:26 >> [APPLAUSE]
00:39:28 >> Who goes there?
00:39:30 Derwin, is that you?
00:39:31 Return to blight me and revel in my woe.
00:39:36 >> Not Derwin, it's me, King.
00:39:38 [MUSIC]
00:39:41 You're old fool, Sid.
00:39:43 Remember me?
00:39:44 >> Remember?
00:39:46 I'll never forget.
00:39:48 You slimed the castle's drawbridges in the early morning mist.
00:39:52 >> [LAUGH] That was so much fun.
00:39:56 >> Fun?
00:39:57 >> You sent dozens of wee dragons slipping and sliding into the castle moat.
00:40:03 >> Well, some of them couldn't swim.
00:40:06 We're lucky to have not lost lives.
00:40:09 >> Yeah, well, you can't win them all.
00:40:12 >> What in tarnation do you want, Sid?
00:40:16 Or are you simply here to wallow in my misfortune?
00:40:21 >> Here to wallow mostly, but you banished me here, Bedwear.
00:40:24 So surely you knew I'd slide up sooner or later, hm?
00:40:29 >> Aye, indeed.
00:40:33 >> Here we are, King, or should I say, Prisoner Bedwear, your new home sweet home.
00:40:38 The very spot you banished your kingdom's wrongdoers to for so long.
00:40:43 Funny how things work out, hm?
00:40:45 >> Sid, I- >> That'll be Mr. Sid to you.
00:40:49 I always knew we'd meet again, Bedwear.
00:40:51 Secrets never stay buried, no matter how hard you try to keep them down.
00:40:55 Now the mighty Durwin rules your land, and you get to see how the other half live.
00:41:00 >> Durwin will never succeed.
00:41:03 >> He already has.
00:41:05 [LAUGH]
00:41:06 >> You can't trust him, Sid.
00:41:08 He'll use you, take advantage of your loyalty, and
00:41:13 discard you once he has what he wants.
00:41:16 >> That's funny, sounds familiar.
00:41:19 The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?
00:41:22 >> Yes, and that holds true for we dragons too.
00:41:27 The we spirit will never submit to the mighty Durwin.
00:41:33 His coup is doomed to fail.
00:41:36 >> You should know that.
00:41:37 >> What I know is that an exiled creature will say anything to not be abandoned.
00:41:43 But it's too late for please, Bedwear.
00:41:46 You've made your bed.
00:41:47 Now bedwear in it.
00:41:49 >> What?
00:41:51 >> You like that?
00:41:52 Clever, hm?
00:41:53 You made the bed, now we're in it, Bedwear.
00:41:58 >> [LAUGH] Very witty.
00:42:02 >> Will you perform in the new king's court?
00:42:06 >> Perform?
00:42:07 I never considered it.
00:42:08 Maybe I will, doesn't hurt to ask.
00:42:11 >> I noticed Durwin left you here, didn't take you with him.
00:42:17 You think that was an accident?
00:42:19 >> Of course it was.
00:42:21 I'm small, it's dark.
00:42:23 Things were hectic, the rush of freedom, the crackle of vengeance.
00:42:27 Things happen, you get overlooked.
00:42:30 >> And you think he'll come back for you?
00:42:34 >> Absolutely, I have no doubts.
00:42:36 For centuries I was Durwin's sore companion.
00:42:39 We shared stories, we shared dreams.
00:42:42 We scratched thousands of tic-tac-toe games on these cave walls.
00:42:46 Who won?
00:42:49 >> He did mostly.
00:42:51 He has those big claws, you know.
00:42:53 It takes me longer to scratch into things, since I'm gelatinous and all.
00:42:58 Lots of times, he'd be asleep by the time I made my ex.
00:43:02 But that's neither here nor there.
00:43:04 What matters now is the claws on the other foot.
00:43:06 >> Get comfy, Bedwear.
00:43:08 You're gonna be here for a long, long, long time.
00:43:12 [LAUGH]
00:43:14 >> Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gnawing on a head of old lettuce.
00:43:19 Stay on your side of the cave, and don't disturb me.
00:43:23 It's the last of our food for a while.
00:43:25 >> Don't worry, Sid, I'll just pretend you aren't there.
00:43:30 >> Good.
00:43:31 >> [SIGH]
00:43:34 [MUSIC]
00:43:38 >> Don't listen to this old fool, Boyle.
00:43:40 He's talking gibberish.
00:43:41 The Wee Kingdom is forever.
00:43:44 >> Forever and ever and ever and a day.
00:43:47 Alas, your precious Wee Kingdom is indeed gone away.
00:43:50 >> Shut up, you big jerk.
00:43:52 >> Remember what I said, Gert.
00:43:54 Let him talk.
00:43:55 >> Okay, right.
00:43:56 Go ahead with your gibberish with another rhyme.
00:43:59 >> I'll hit you with more than you ever asked for,
00:44:02 until you're stunned on the floor, searching for the door.
00:44:05 >> Emmerich, the beef between you and us Wees has been going on for so long,
00:44:10 none of us can even remember how it started.
00:44:12 We don't even have anything against you, but
00:44:15 you attack us every time we encounter you without fail.
00:44:19 Can't we just call a truce, like you teased in King Bedwire's dreams?
00:44:24 >> But for real, we can coexist.
00:44:27 I know we can.
00:44:29 >> Sharing space with a wee is no life for me.
00:44:32 Gaining the upper hand is where I forever stand.
00:44:36 >> Okay, have it your way.
00:44:37 But please, just tell us what's going on back in our kingdom.
00:44:42 >> All right, wee.
00:44:44 I'll share my sight so you see.
00:44:46 My senses, they ring.
00:44:49 Bedwire's throne has no king.
00:44:51 >> There he goes.
00:44:52 Bad mouthing Bedwire again.
00:44:54 >> What happened to our king, you mystic freak?
00:44:57 >> A dragon of might, means, and
00:44:59 proportion has toppled your ruler through forceful extortion.
00:45:03 >> A dragon?
00:45:05 You mean a wee dragon?
00:45:07 >> A wee times a million now circles your son.
00:45:10 With the sound of a gurgle, your king was undone.
00:45:12 >> The sound of gurgle?
00:45:14 >> Gurgle?
00:45:15 He's talking about Gurgle the wee.
00:45:18 >> Did Gurgle betray our King Bedwire?
00:45:21 >> [LAUGH] A sharp-witted wee before me I see,
00:45:25 while another plays the game and gurgles his name.
00:45:29 >> Dirt, we need to get home right away.
00:45:32 The wee kingdom needs us.
00:45:33 >> Alas, like a bee, the truth sometimes stings,
00:45:37 while that beast warms your throne for the king of all kings.
00:45:41 >> Who's the king of all kings?
00:45:42 >> Upon me your eyes gaze, you see old, you see crazy.
00:45:46 But I'll soon rule your land, just as fresh as a daisy.
00:45:50 >> Nice rhymes, Emmerich.
00:45:52 Keep working on your material.
00:45:54 Maybe you can perform at the wee Thanksgiving celebration.
00:45:57 The invitation still stands.
00:45:59 >> I'll be there, wee boy, on that you can count.
00:46:02 Until then, keep your heads, for the pressure will mount.
00:46:05 [LAUGH]
00:46:11 [MUSIC]
00:46:13 >> I'm telling you, that Emmerich's loonier than a hundred spotted wee loons.
00:46:18 >> No, Gert, that old wizard acts crazy, but he knows exactly what he's doing.
00:46:23 He told us a lot of valuable information.
00:46:25 If not for Emmerich, we'd never know there was trouble back home.
00:46:29 >> That's what worries me.
00:46:30 If not for Emmerich, we wouldn't be flying home so fast.
00:46:34 Who's to say we're not flying right into a trap?
00:46:36 >> That's a risk we'll have to take.
00:46:38 We can't chance leaving the wee kingdom in danger.
00:46:41 >> What do we do when we get there?
00:46:42 >> We'll be careful.
00:46:43 Get the lay of the land.
00:46:45 Find out what's going on.
00:46:46 >> What if there's big trouble?
00:46:48 >> We'll handle it.
00:46:49 We're wee dragons.
00:46:51 We were born for trouble.
00:46:52 >> I like to think I was born for dessert.
00:46:55 Speaking of, about that bakery.
00:46:57 [MUSIC]
00:47:00 >> Way to make yourself known, Derwin.
00:47:03 You sure know how to make an entrance.
00:47:05 Now that all the wee's knows there's a new king in town,
00:47:08 we can start laying down new rules.
00:47:12 >> Indeed, Blister, but first,
00:47:16 my eyes are heavy and my wings are tired.
00:47:22 [SOUND]
00:47:27 >> Well, I guess you did circle the town quite a bit,
00:47:30 letting every wee know what's up.
00:47:32 >> Yes, and now I feel like a nap.
00:47:38 >> A nap?
00:47:39 I didn't take you for the napping kind, Derwin.
00:47:42 >> Mighty dragon Derwin, more like a steel trap.
00:47:48 Lay your head down on your pillow and nap.
00:47:51 Vivid dreams you shall have and sights you shall see.
00:47:55 Let the wee's plan and come plot with me.
00:47:57 [LAUGH]
00:47:59 >> Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
00:48:03 >> Nothing, I just always pictured you flying or raging or
00:48:08 warring or breathing fire, that's all, mighty stuff.
00:48:13 >> Yes, well, I do all those things and I also take mighty naps.
00:48:21 Is that a problem?
00:48:22 >> No, King Derwin, no problem at all.
00:48:26 >> Good, watch over my new land as I slumber.
00:48:31 If any wee's behave suspiciously, wake me at once.
00:48:37 Otherwise, do not disturb my deep sleep.
00:48:43 >> I won't bother you, you have my word.
00:48:46 >> As you were, even fearsome rulers need their rest.
00:48:52 >> I agree, rest in peace.
00:48:55 >> What?
00:48:56 Are you threatening me, wee?
00:48:59 >> No, I don't mean- >> You'd better not.
00:49:04 >> Rest in power, that's what I meant.
00:49:06 >> Rest in power.
00:49:08 >> I plan to.
00:49:12 Now, be quiet while I find a comfortable bed.
00:49:17 There's no telling what inane remark might spill out of your miniature maw next.
00:49:24 I don't lie down at once, I may drop right here on these bricks.
00:49:31 [MUSIC]
00:49:33 >> Yes, dear.
00:49:36 [MUSIC]
00:49:40 >> It's not far now, we're almost there.
00:49:43 >> Almost where?
00:49:44 >> To my old friend's turf.
00:49:45 It's been a while, but I still remember the way.
00:49:48 >> You've been here before?
00:49:49 It figures I'd come here now.
00:49:52 Well, our kingdom's being overthrown and
00:49:54 our friends are at an evil wizard's mountain castle.
00:49:57 That's not distracting at all.
00:50:00 >> Let's just enjoy all this fruit and make some new friends, right?
00:50:03 >> Hey, remember we're here to help save our kingdom and everyone in it.
00:50:07 We need to trust that they'll stay strong while we're gone.
00:50:11 And don't forget, they're wee's, the strongest dragons around.
00:50:15 >> Except for Derwin.
00:50:17 >> Yeah, except for that.
00:50:20 [MUSIC]
00:50:24 >> How relaxing, how rejuvenating, and
00:50:29 what a stark and vivid dream this is.
00:50:33 The sights, the smells, the sounds,
00:50:38 the details, the shining stars in the sky.
00:50:44 The cracks in the stone wall,
00:50:49 the warm glow of the candle.
00:50:54 What?
00:50:55 What mad sorcery is this?
00:50:58 >> I'm not mad, mighty dragon.
00:51:00 Things aren't always as they seem.
00:51:02 The mind holds chambers inside chambers, like a dream within a dream.
00:51:07 >> Emmerick, you crazy old wizard.
00:51:11 I knew I couldn't possibly be so weary.
00:51:14 You've enveloped me in a spell.
00:51:17 >> Dear, what a pity.
00:51:19 'Tis a crying shame.
00:51:21 A spell, dark magic, or witchcraft.
00:51:23 What's in a name?
00:51:24 >> Release me at once, old man, or suffer the consequences.
00:51:31 >> And what consequences would those be?
00:51:33 What could you do that I'd not foresee?
00:51:36 >> You've mistaken me, wizard.
00:51:40 Times have changed.
00:51:43 I'm not the imprisoned beast with clipped wings you knew.
00:51:47 I'm the king of the wee's.
00:51:51 >> King of wee's or bee's or tree's, any of these.
00:51:54 Why rule the land when you can also have the seas?
00:51:57 You riddling old coot, I don't understand a thing you say.
00:52:01 Lucky for you, I'm not really here.
00:52:03 Here, there, no matter where, the will to power is in your stare.
00:52:08 Now the wee's have fallen, your flames have fanned, but
00:52:12 immortality is in my hand.
00:52:14 >> Ha, immortality?
00:52:17 Go back to selling snake oil in Movember, wizard.
00:52:22 Leave us kings to our kingly pursuits.
00:52:25 >> Kingly is right, Darwin.
00:52:27 To me, you'll come round.
00:52:29 I'll control them with magic while you wear the crown.
00:52:32 >> Why should I share my land with the likes of a madman?
00:52:38 After I alone clawed tooth and
00:52:40 nail to return from exile and conquer my conquerors?
00:52:46 >> Because mighty dragon, your word is now law.
00:52:49 >> But Bedware's dethronement is not all that I saw.
00:52:54 >> Explain yourself without the games, seer.
00:52:57 I've no patience for trickery, even in sleep.
00:53:02 >> Very well, I lay bare all the perils I see.
00:53:06 You have might, but you can't keep wee's down without me.
00:53:10 >> Out with it, Emmerick, or
00:53:11 you'll find out fire burns just as hot in your dreams.
00:53:17 >> [LAUGH] I like your style, Darwin.
00:53:20 Those wee's, they are cunning, they speak to our ears.
00:53:23 But their actions prove otherwise, so exploit their fears.
00:53:28 To stamp out their light, take all that they own.
00:53:30 Turn their hopeful wee whisper into a mournful moan.
00:53:34 >> Give it to me in layman's terms, Emmerick.
00:53:37 >> The wee dragons will eventually rise up.
00:53:40 They are small, but have strengthened their numbers, wise up.
00:53:44 Close their shops and burn their crops is a start.
00:53:48 Join forces with me and break their wee hearts.
00:53:52 >> You have a way with words, you know that?
00:53:57 >> It's the magic mustache, it converts every thought to poetry.
00:54:00 >> I wish my tendrils would do that.
00:54:03 >> Then let's team up.
00:54:05 I'll transform you into a silver tendril devil.
00:54:08 >> Sweet, where do we begin?
00:54:12 >> With a new king in his kingdom and a wizard on high.
00:54:16 Wake up, mighty dragon, for the wee end is nigh.
00:54:19 [MUSIC]
00:54:24 >> What a nap, I needed that, Blister.
00:54:29 >> What a relief, you're a bear when you're tired.
00:54:34 >> A bear?
00:54:35 I've never resembled such a puny beast in all my centuries.
00:54:41 Tell me, how is our former king Bedwear faring?
00:54:46 >> He's almost completely lost hope.
00:54:48 >> Great, before my reign is over,
00:54:51 I'll make that wee dragon beg to return to his old kingdom.
00:54:57 And I may even let him, just to see the look on his wee face.
00:55:05 Because much like my own experience,
00:55:09 it won't resemble the place he left at all.
00:55:13 >> No?
00:55:14 What are you planning, King Derwin?
00:55:16 How will you transform this drab, boring kingdom into an empire of excitement,
00:55:22 a pillar of pizzazz we know it can be?
00:55:25 >> We?
00:55:28 >> You, I mean you.
00:55:29 >> That's right, you did.
00:55:31 And I'll tell you, Pee-wee, first I'm going to close the town's shops.
00:55:38 >> Yeah?
00:55:39 What will you put in their place?
00:55:41 >> Nothing.
00:55:43 >> Nothing?
00:55:45 >> Nothing.
00:55:47 I'm going to put an end to wee industry.
00:55:51 No more blacksmithing.
00:55:54 No more woodworking.
00:55:57 No more baked goods.
00:55:59 No more performances in the park.
00:56:04 In fact, no congregating.
00:56:07 We citizens will stay indoors unless called upon to appear.
00:56:14 >> Oh, that sounds- >> Amazing, I know.
00:56:19 >> I was gonna say- >> Tremendous, yes.
00:56:23 No need to reiterate what we already know, Blister.
00:56:28 That only leads to more wee talking, and heaven knows I've heard enough.
00:56:35 As your new king, I'll create work farms,
00:56:39 hard labor camps, and
00:56:44 sweatshops for you wees to occupy yourselves in.
00:56:49 Wees will work from morning to night.
00:56:53 Productivity will rise to heights never before seen.
00:56:59 >> What about me, King Derwin?
00:57:01 >> What about you, Gago?
00:57:04 >> What's my place in the king's court?
00:57:06 Will I be your consigliere?
00:57:09 >> My what?
00:57:10 >> You know, your advisor, your confidant, your right wing man.
00:57:15 >> You'll be my nothing, and you'll like it.
00:57:20 How's that?
00:57:22 >> That's not really what I had in mind.
00:57:26 >> I don't care what you had in mind, wee.
00:57:30 Your mind is of little consequence to me, and littler consequence to you.
00:57:37 It's no longer your place to think.
00:57:41 You're here to obey.
00:57:44 >> But I brought you in.
00:57:47 I brought you back.
00:57:49 The least I deserve is a spot in your king's court.
00:57:53 >> My king's court?
00:57:55 >> Derwin flies alone, wee.
00:57:59 Always has, always will.
00:58:03 >> Okay, so we won't be working on new laws together?
00:58:11 >> No, you ushered in a mighty dragon who answers to no one,
00:58:17 especially not a wee dragon.
00:58:21 And you have the audacity to think you're in a partnership?
00:58:25 >> Fool.
00:58:26 >> But you said, what about, left out again?
00:58:33 What do I gotta do to get some respect around here?
00:58:36 >> Look at it down there, boy.
00:58:39 Wee kingdom's practically a ghost town.
00:58:41 Wherever we go, hopefully they're just inside and not, you know.
00:58:47 >> Know what?
00:58:48 >> You know not, not outside.
00:58:52 >> Come on, Dirk, think.
00:58:54 >> I'm trying, I'm trying.
00:58:56 I skipped breakfast and lunch and now it's almost dinner time.
00:58:59 I'm delirious.
00:59:01 I need calories.
00:59:03 >> Well, we'd grab a snack, but all the shops were closed.
00:59:07 >> That's crazy.
00:59:08 How's a king supposed to survive without business?
00:59:10 Without citizens working together?
00:59:13 >> Maybe that's the point, Gert.
00:59:15 Maybe our wee kingdom is no more.
00:59:18 >> No.
00:59:19 >> What if getting us to go to Emmerich's Castle was all part of some sinister
00:59:23 trick played to perfection by forces who want to destroy our wee kingdom?
00:59:28 >> Look, down there, it's Blister and he's talking to-
00:59:31 >> The mighty Derween.
00:59:33 >> This is bad.
00:59:35 >> This is real bad.
00:59:36 >> But I thought Derween was banished forever.
00:59:39 >> So did I.
00:59:40 Magic works in mysterious ways, Gert.
00:59:42 >> This is the alliance that Emmerich talks about.
00:59:45 >> Obviously.
00:59:46 >> How could Blister betray us like this?
00:59:48 His own dragons and his gurgle involved too?
00:59:52 If they're all in cahoots, what in the world can any wee do to stop them?
00:59:56 >> I don't know, Gert.
00:59:57 I just don't know.
00:59:59 [MUSIC]
01:00:02 >> I can't believe I found myself in this predicament.
01:00:06 What a mess.
01:00:07 I just hope my beloved wee's are safe and sound as I speak.
01:00:12 Dreams, how could I be so foolish as to fall for such obvious sorcery?
01:00:18 Such blatant wizardry.
01:00:20 It's practically Dark Magic 101.
01:00:24 I knew I should have finished wee college.
01:00:27 I knew it.
01:00:28 But I am a wee dragon.
01:00:35 The young ones don't realize it yet, but
01:00:37 we're not without magical powers of our own.
01:00:43 I haven't used mine in a while.
01:00:45 In a long while.
01:00:49 I'm rusty for sure, but hear me, wise sage.
01:00:58 It's your old friend, Bedwear, and my situation is dire.
01:01:05 The wee dragon kingdom is under attack, and
01:01:11 the wee dragons are in grave danger.
01:01:17 Can you hear me, oh sage?
01:01:20 Times have grown dark.
01:01:24 Can you light the path for us?
01:01:27 [MUSIC]
01:01:30 >> Hello, Bedwear.
01:01:32 >> Sage, it's good to hear your voice again, my friend.
01:01:38 >> The feeling is mutual, compadre.
01:01:40 I'm sorry to hear of your troubles.
01:01:42 Tell me, what is the source of your problems?
01:01:46 >> A wayward wee has betrayed us.
01:01:49 An exiled dragon has invaded us, and an evil wizard maligns us.
01:01:56 >> My goodness, you've got your work cut out for you.
01:01:59 >> I, that I do, sage.
01:02:03 >> Hold those thoughts while I feel what you feel.
01:02:06 >> Okay.
01:02:10 >> [MUSIC]
01:02:20 >> Emry, the wizard.
01:02:23 >> Yes, yes, that's him.
01:02:26 >> Dorwin, the mighty dragon.
01:02:28 >> Yes, yes.
01:02:31 >> And, and, Gad, Gad.
01:02:37 >> Gurgle, his name's Gurgle, sage.
01:02:42 >> [COUGH]
01:02:50 >> Sorry, I'm having sprouts for dinner.
01:02:53 One went down the wrong way.
01:02:55 >> I, be careful, drink some water.
01:03:00 >> I am.
01:03:01 My roots guzzle gallons constantly.
01:03:04 >> [LAUGH] Okay, good.
01:03:09 >> The key to saving the wee kingdom lies in the Shiitake Islands.
01:03:14 >> The Shiitake Islands in the South Wee Sea?
01:03:18 But, but I'm imprisoned.
01:03:21 >> Prison is in the mind, Bedwear.
01:03:24 Or in dendrology terms, free your trunk and your roots will follow.
01:03:30 >> I see, I think.
01:03:37 >> Your closest companions on Shiitake will unlock the antidote that can dispel
01:03:41 the magic that plagues you.
01:03:43 >> But, but I don't know a wee soul in the Shiitake Islands.
01:03:49 [MUSIC]
01:03:53 >> Howdy, stranger.
01:03:55 >> Moldspot, is that you?
01:03:57 >> In the fungus.
01:03:58 How are you, sweetheart?
01:04:00 >> Well, I've been better, Moldy.
01:04:02 >> Yeah?
01:04:03 You have a heat stroke like your little friend here.
01:04:06 >> Nothing a few of those pineapples wouldn't fix, pal.
01:04:09 >> [LAUGH] I'll bet.
01:04:13 You're a strange looking fruit bat.
01:04:15 I'm Moldspot.
01:04:16 Who might you be?
01:04:18 >> Fruit bat?
01:04:19 I'm Tinker Toes.
01:04:21 But I haven't got long to live.
01:04:24 Kai, please.
01:04:26 The pineapples.
01:04:27 >> In a minute, Tank.
01:04:28 Just breathe.
01:04:29 I need to talk to my friend real quick.
01:04:31 >> Shoot, wee.
01:04:33 >> The wee kingdom's been invaded by a mighty dragon with a grudge against
01:04:36 our kind.
01:04:38 Our king's in danger, and
01:04:39 we think an evil wizard has his bony fingers in this mess, too.
01:04:43 >> Whoa, that's a gnarly situation, girl.
01:04:47 >> Tell me about it.
01:04:49 Can you help us?
01:04:50 >> Sure.
01:04:51 Sounds like dark magic.
01:04:53 And I have just the antidote for dark magic.
01:04:57 >> You do?
01:04:58 I sure do.
01:04:59 You've come to the right place, wheeze.
01:05:02 Welcome to the Shiitake Islands.
01:05:05 [MUSIC]
01:05:08 >> Guys, guys, I need to talk to you.
01:05:12 >> Lookie who we have here.
01:05:16 >> Yeah, if it isn't the two-faced gurgle himself.
01:05:19 >> Yeah, House Blister.
01:05:21 >> And Derwin.
01:05:23 >> Guys, I'm so sorry.
01:05:26 I've made a terrible mistake.
01:05:28 >> I'll say.
01:05:29 You sold us out, gurgle.
01:05:30 >> Big time.
01:05:32 You betrayed the best friends you ever had.
01:05:34 >> I didn't mean to.
01:05:36 I got confused.
01:05:37 >> That's easy to say, now that we've figured out your little scheme.
01:05:41 >> What's the matter?
01:05:42 Did your friends turn on you like you turned on us?
01:05:45 >> I'm sorry, Boyle.
01:05:47 I wish I could take it back.
01:05:49 >> Only you can't.
01:05:51 It's too late.
01:05:52 You broke the first rule of wee dragonhood.
01:05:55 >> I did?
01:05:56 >> Yes, you did.
01:05:57 Us wees are supposed to stick together through thick or thin, sickness or health,
01:06:04 good times or bad.
01:06:06 >> Feast or famine.
01:06:08 Hey, is anyone else hungry?
01:06:10 >> I could eat.
01:06:11 >> Me too.
01:06:11 I haven't eaten all day.
01:06:14 I'm starving.
01:06:15 >> Let's go back to my place.
01:06:18 We're eating in, what with all the trouble around here.
01:06:21 >> Mom's got some yummy ramen noodles on the stove.
01:06:25 >> Okay.
01:06:26 >> Dirk, are we going to believe this jerk?
01:06:28 He's betrayed us at every turn.
01:06:30 Helped overthrow our king, turned our land over to a mighty dragon, and
01:06:34 we're just going to let bygones be bygones and eat ramen noodles together?
01:06:39 >> I'm really hungry, Boyle.
01:06:40 >> And I'd like a chance to explain.
01:06:44 I just listened to what Blister was telling me and I can fix things.
01:06:49 I promise.
01:06:50 >> Yummy ramen noodles, Boyle.
01:06:53 I know you must be hungry too.
01:06:54 Not as hungry as me, but probably close.
01:06:57 >> Okay, fine.
01:06:59 But one wrong move, Gurgle, and you're in big wee trouble.
01:07:02 If you think the mighty Derwin's tough, you ain't seen nothing yet.
01:07:07 >> That's right.
01:07:08 This isn't over.
01:07:09 Not by a long shot.
01:07:10 We're going to find our king and return our wee kingdom to normal,
01:07:13 no matter how long it takes or how tough the going gets.
01:07:16 >> When the going gets tough, the wees get going.
01:07:19 >> That's a figure of speech.
01:07:20 >> Yes, it is, Gurt.
01:07:22 Yes, it is.
01:07:23 >> How about this?
01:07:24 When the going gets tough, the wees get tougher.
01:07:28 I like that too.
01:07:29 >> Sure, why not?
01:07:31 >> I tell you guys, we sure are tough little wees when we have to be.
01:07:35 >> You got that right, Gurt.
01:07:37 >> We got quite a great adventure ahead, Wees, if we're to defeat Derwin.
01:07:41 >> We're just getting started.
01:07:42 Are you with us, Gurgle?
01:07:44 >> I'm with you, Wees.
01:07:46 I'm with you, Wees.
01:07:48 >> All for wee.
01:07:50 >> And wee for all.
01:07:52 [MUSIC]
01:07:55 >> What fun it is toying with this wee kingdom.
01:07:59 All of these twerps like puppets on a string,
01:08:03 attached to my formidable claws.
01:08:08 I say jump, and they jump.
01:08:11 I say sit, and they sit.
01:08:14 And none dare rise up against the mighty Derwin.
01:08:19 [LAUGH] Or else.
01:08:22 [LAUGH]
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