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00:22:38 I wonder what it is. A box of candy?
00:22:41 Look, it says open immediately. Let's see what's inside.
00:22:46 No, it doesn't belong to us.
00:22:49 Well, maybe it's perishable. And if we don't, we might get in more trouble.
00:22:55 There's a point.
00:22:57 Well, okay, but if it's not, we wrap it right back.
00:23:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's open it.
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00:23:14 Yuck, what a hideous thing.
00:23:17 What is it? A book or something?
00:23:20 It's the Transylvania Yellow Pages.
00:23:24 Should we look inside?
00:23:26 We've gone this far.
00:23:30 Ew, I don't really like touching this.
00:23:32 It looks like somebody's face.
00:23:36 Probably human skin.
00:23:38 Probably worth a fortune.
00:23:45 Hey, do any of you guys read foreign languages?
00:23:48 Jan, you do, don't you?
00:23:51 I know how to say "how much" in Spanish.
00:23:53 I can answer that in five languages.
00:23:58 But that's all.
00:24:00 I'll bet little Miss Egghead upstairs knows how to read this.
00:24:03 Roxanne, why don't you go up and find out?
00:24:06 Okay.
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00:24:26 That's gross.
00:24:30 Yes.
00:24:32 Now that's gross.
00:24:34 It's only a picture, but it looks like some ancient sorcerer's wet dream.
00:24:38 Yuck.
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00:26:06 Are you ready to rejoin the troops?
00:26:08 I guess so.
00:26:09 Are you embarrassed?
00:26:10 No.
00:26:12 A little.
00:26:13 Well, don't be.
00:26:14 I mean, you've got a great body.
00:26:16 You just need to get some use out of it.
00:26:18 What a night.
00:26:20 Yeah, but right now, Terry wants you downstairs.
00:26:22 Some creepy old man delivered a book with a face on it.
00:26:27 And she thought maybe you could read some of it and tell us what it's all about.
00:26:31 Really?
00:26:32 Yeah, so.
00:26:33 What are you doing?
00:26:34 I could try.
00:26:37 Get a load of that drawing.
00:26:39 Ew, it looks like they're doing it.
00:26:41 Gross.
00:26:43 Look where that thing's tongue is going.
00:26:45 Makes me squirm in my seat just thinking about it.
00:26:48 Well, don't show it to Roxanne or she might want to try it.
00:26:55 Where's that strange book?
00:26:57 Right here.
00:27:12 That guy's tongue is --
00:27:14 Yeah, yeah, we saw it, so can you read it?
00:27:19 Well, it looks like ancient Latin.
00:27:23 Right, the one class I skip regularly.
00:27:28 Ooh, a handsome fellow.
00:27:30 Yeah, we know, but can you make out anything?
00:27:33 Well, it's kind of rough, but I'll give it a try.
00:27:37 Demons of the mind, hear this summons, give of our energy to that of the unliving,
00:27:46 for that which lives not may never die.
00:27:50 Does it get any better?
00:27:53 We, your devoted slaves, give of our bodies, that thou may live, but a life unto death,
00:28:00 we beg of you, answer our pleas.
00:28:03 Okay, is that many jokes in there?
00:28:05 It gets pretty rocky after that.
00:28:07 What do you mean, rocky?
00:28:09 Are you the Latin wizard Miskatonic you or what?
00:28:12 Well, ancient demon incantations aren't covered until next semester.
00:28:17 Rats!
00:28:18 Oh, wait a minute, here's a footnote.
00:28:20 I think I can read this.
00:28:22 In the name of God, if you value your immortal soul,
00:28:26 never, ever, ever, ever read the above incantation aloud.
00:28:32 And I mean don't, never.
00:28:35 Well, that was fun.
00:28:38 Any dirty pictures in here?
00:28:40 Tons, but I'm turning in, not turning on.
00:28:43 Yeah, me too.
00:28:44 And if you guys had any sense, you would too.
00:28:47 I'm ready.
00:28:48 Not me.
00:28:49 I'm expecting some company.
00:28:52 Company?
00:28:53 Yeah, Biff Bullock said that he might drop by around midnight.
00:28:57 You remember what Bert Wentworth said about no monkey business.
00:29:01 Sure, but Biff's not a monkey and he'll only be here for an hour or so.
00:29:06 Who's going to know?
00:29:07 If it's Biff, it'll be five minutes and the whole school's going to know.
00:29:12 And Rocks?
00:29:13 Yeah?
00:29:15 He does look like a monkey.
00:29:17 You're just jealous.
00:29:19 Listen, don't screw up this gig, okay, or we might get in some big trouble.
00:29:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:28 Night.
00:29:29 See you.
00:29:30 Later, kid.
00:29:31 Night.
00:29:32 Wow.
00:29:34 How does he get his tongue in there?
00:29:38 [laughs]
00:29:40 [sighs]
00:29:43 This place sure spooks me.
00:29:57 Well, if you hear a scream in the middle of the night, it'll probably be Roxanne losing her virginity for the fifth time.
00:30:04 I wish I had her sense of adventure.
00:30:07 Just be glad you don't have her sense of propriety.
00:30:10 But it must be so exciting to try for so many strong, muscular men.
00:30:15 Trice, listen, Meg, next time you want to know what it's like, just do that little dance Roxanne shows you.
00:30:21 I'm sure that'll at least cover the foreplay.
00:30:23 Was I good?
00:30:25 Oh, honey, you were great.
00:30:26 Why, you just reeked of sex.
00:30:29 Okay, everyone, let's get some sleep before the carnal olympics start downstairs.
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00:31:34 Okay.
00:31:47 Got you now, bitch.
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00:34:30 (lion growling)
00:34:44 (lion growling)
00:34:49 - Biff, is that you?
00:34:55 Come on out, I recognize your voice.
00:34:58 (light music)
00:35:00 (lion laughing)
00:35:19 (lion growling)
00:35:21 (lion growling)
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00:35:26 (lion growling)
00:35:31 (light music)
00:35:33 - You!
00:35:37 (screaming)
00:35:39 (lion growling)
00:35:42 Time for ding-ding.
00:35:44 (lion growling)
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00:35:50 Hello, friend.
00:35:52 (lion growling)
00:35:54 (screaming)
00:35:57 Now you're stinks.
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00:36:01 (light music)
00:36:03 - Listen.
00:36:06 (lion growling)
00:36:07 - Yep, that's number five.
00:36:09 - You mean, well, they're not playing Twister.
00:36:14 (lion growling)
00:36:16 I think they're getting hot.
00:36:18 (lion growling)
00:36:20 (screaming)
00:36:22 - Oh, boy.
00:36:24 (screaming)
00:36:26 - It stopped.
00:36:31 What did I tell you, that Biff?
00:36:32 I didn't even hear the whistle for the tune every morning.
00:36:35 - Good boy.
00:36:36 Well, they always said he was the fastest guy on the team.
00:36:39 Now maybe we can get some shut-eye.
00:36:41 - That did not sound like the ecstatic coupling
00:36:44 of young lovers to me.
00:36:46 Maybe she's in trouble.
00:36:48 - Why don't you check in on them?
00:36:50 I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
00:36:52 - Well, maybe just a peek.
00:36:54 To be sure, help yourself.
00:36:57 And Meg?
00:36:58 - Yeah?
00:36:59 - Be sure to tell us where his tongue is.
00:37:01 I'm dying to know.
00:37:02 (laughing)
00:37:05 She's such a drag.
00:37:06 (lion growling)
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00:37:12 (lion growling)
00:37:15 - Roxanne?
00:37:22 Biff?
00:37:23 (lion growling)
00:37:25 (dramatic music)
00:37:29 (dramatic music)
00:37:32 - Hello?
00:37:48 (Roxanne gasps)
00:37:52 - Rox, you scared me to death.
00:37:55 - Hello, Meg.
00:37:56 Can I help you?
00:37:58 - What are you doing?
00:38:00 We heard screams and now you're here naked
00:38:02 and covered in blood.
00:38:03 Are you okay?
00:38:04 - I cut myself opening a bottle of wine.
00:38:11 It ruined my nightgown.
00:38:13 I was just changing.
00:38:15 - What about the screams?
00:38:17 - So I got a little carried away.
00:38:20 Why don't you go back to bed?
00:38:22 I'm all right and Biff will be here soon.
00:38:25 We wouldn't want to spoil the moment now, would we?
00:38:27 - No, of course not.
00:38:29 I was just worried about you.
00:38:30 Megan, you're so sweet.
00:38:34 - Well, good night.
00:38:37 - Later.
00:38:40 (dramatic music)
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00:38:55 (Roxanne gasps)
00:38:58 - What's gotten into you?
00:38:59 - Yeah, did you penalize him five yards
00:39:01 for an illegal use of hands
00:39:02 or was it backfield in motion?
00:39:05 - Biff's not here yet.
00:39:07 - Well, I know what it is.
00:39:10 Roxanne was practicing for the big moment.
00:39:13 - She was standing there like some kind of robot or something
00:39:16 naked and covered with blood.
00:39:18 - Are you kidding?
00:39:20 - She said she cut herself and ruined her nightie,
00:39:22 but I didn't see any cuts.
00:39:24 - Well, is she all right?
00:39:26 - She said she was, but--
00:39:28 - But what?
00:39:29 - Well, I don't know.
00:39:30 She was just really strange, weird.
00:39:34 It was really creepy.
00:39:36 - Forget it, Meg.
00:39:37 This whole place is creepy.
00:39:38 Just try to get some sleep if you can.
00:39:40 (dramatic music)
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00:40:21 - Alive.
00:40:23 Alive again.
00:40:27 (knocking)
00:40:29 (laughing)
00:40:38 - Hiya, baby.
00:40:46 You miss me?
00:40:49 - Like a leg.
00:40:51 - Neat place.
00:40:54 You got your own room?
00:40:57 - Yeah, the girls are upstairs,
00:40:59 so I thought we'd camp out down here for a while.
00:41:02 - (laughs) Sounds swell.
00:41:05 Hey, what's with the sticky stuff?
00:41:07 Some kind of new lotion?
00:41:09 - Close.
00:41:11 Let's get comfortable.
00:41:13 - Yeah, sounds great.
00:41:15 (thunder rumbling)
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00:41:22 - Wine, too.
00:41:25 You sure know how to make a guy feel welcome.
00:41:28 - I've been waiting for you to come.
00:41:31 - Oh, yeah.
00:41:33 - Me, too, baby.
00:41:35 - Here's where it gets fun.
00:41:38 (laughing)
00:41:41 - Oh, yeah.
00:41:43 (groaning)
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00:42:25 - Huh?
00:42:30 - What?
00:42:32 - I think Biff just screamed.
00:42:35 - So lots of guys do, especially those who are with Roxanne.
00:42:39 - It wasn't that kind of scream.
00:42:42 - Are you on that kick again?
00:42:45 - I just think somebody should check into it.
00:42:49 - Well, I nominate you.
00:42:51 - And I second it.
00:42:53 - Why me?
00:42:54 - Face it, Meg, all you really want to do is see Roxanne in action and pick up a few pointers.
00:42:58 - I do not.
00:43:00 - Either way, it's a dark, stormy night.
00:43:02 There are four young, attractive girls in a big, spooky house all alone.
00:43:06 If we don't go downstairs one at a time, how will we ever get bumped off without the others knowing about it?
00:43:11 - That's a terrible thing to say.
00:43:14 - Well, maybe.
00:43:16 But I think you've got the "you're it" syndrome.
00:43:19 You're going to be the first to get it, so you have to go downstairs and check out the situation before we do.
00:43:24 It's not our time to go yet.
00:43:26 - I think Jan's right. I think you've got "you're it" written all over you.
00:43:31 - You guys are just trying to scare me.
00:43:33 - You're right, so why don't you just go back to sleep before Terry and I decide to murder you ourselves?
00:43:38 - Going anyway?
00:43:42 - I'm just going to the bathroom.
00:43:44 Honest!
00:43:46 I'll be right back.
00:43:48 - I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:43:51 - That kid is weird.
00:43:56 - Yes, she is.
00:43:59 [music]
00:44:02 - A canvas is a canvas or a painting.
00:44:06 A rock is a rock or a statue.
00:44:09 A sound is a sound or it's music.
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00:44:20 - Come on, big and nose.
00:44:31 Big and nose.
00:44:36 [meow]
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00:44:48 [phone ringing]
00:44:58 - Frank, shut up!
00:45:04 - What's the matter, Frankie? How'd you get so stuck in a wall?
00:45:09 - Wait a minute, I'll get you out.
00:45:14 [meow]
00:45:16 [phone ringing]
00:45:18 [meow]
00:45:20 - Hello?
00:45:24 Yeah, this is Bert. Who's this?
00:45:27 Inchlow?
00:45:29 What the hell do you want? Do you know what time it is?
00:45:32 No, I'm watching TV. What the hell are you doing right now?
00:45:40 I didn't give you the snub so you can call me up in the middle of the night and bug me.
00:45:44 I did what?
00:45:50 Screaming at the top of their lungs?
00:45:54 Was I screaming in pleasure or something like that?
00:45:58 You know, one of those girls is a compulsionist.
00:46:01 Yeah, it's a political party.
00:46:07 Oh, in terror. Real blood-curdling stuff.
00:46:10 What? And a guy parked his car out in front?
00:46:16 What the hell are you doing, watching them with a telescope?
00:46:19 Oh, yeah? What kind of lens you got?
00:46:22 Hey, listen. Okay, okay.
00:46:25 Yeah, I'll be over there. This better be serious.
00:46:34 These fresh pigs are hell of a food.
00:46:37 I'll give you two of them.
00:46:43 How come this guy never won an Academy Award?
00:46:48 Bert, honey.
00:46:56 Yeah?
00:46:58 Where are you going?
00:46:59 Out. I gotta go check on those broads I left at the old house.
00:47:02 Something funny's going on there.
00:47:04 But, Bert, it's Friday.
00:47:07 So what? I gotta go.
00:47:10 Bert, Friday night.
00:47:14 Why does every week have to have a Friday night in it?
00:47:20 You're gonna hurt yourself like that someday.
00:47:24 You're gonna hurt yourself like that someday.
00:47:27 You're gonna hurt yourself like that someday.
00:47:31 You're gonna hurt yourself like that someday.
00:47:34 You're gonna hurt yourself like that someday.
00:47:37 [♪♪♪]
00:48:05 [SCREAMS]
00:48:07 That's Meg.
00:48:09 Maybe she really was it.
00:48:11 Now we've gotta go down there. Things may be getting a little rough.
00:48:15 We should get something heavy in case we have to conk that biff on the noggin.
00:48:18 Yeah. Don't spare the weight.
00:48:20 How's this?
00:48:23 It's a killer. Let's go. But quietly.
00:48:27 Okay.
00:48:30 [♪♪♪]
00:48:33 Meg, are you all right?
00:48:54 Biff's dead.
00:48:57 Oh, shit.
00:49:00 Why is he covered with this tapestry?
00:49:02 Someone's trying to hide the body.
00:49:05 That's like sweeping him under the rug.
00:49:08 It's a soul shroud.
00:49:10 A what?
00:49:11 A soul shroud.
00:49:13 When souls are offered up to Satan, they go by means of a soul shroud to hell.
00:49:18 Sort of like gift wrapping.
00:49:21 Gift wrapping?
00:49:23 Happy fucking birthday.
00:49:26 How'd you know that?
00:49:28 It says so right there on the corner.
00:49:31 Who's that?
00:49:40 Come on, girls. Open up. It's me, Bertie.
00:49:54 [♪♪♪]
00:49:57 What do you want?
00:50:01 What do I want? I want what any man wants.
00:50:05 I want to be called up in the middle of the night and gotten out of bed.
00:50:08 I want to go for a ride in my car in the middle of a thunderstorm...
00:50:11 ...and find out if there's any trouble down here.
00:50:14 What the hell do you think I want?
00:50:16 What do you mean?
00:50:18 I mean Henshlaw called me.
00:50:20 He was screaming loud enough to wake the dead. He thought there might be some trouble.
00:50:24 He also said he thought he saw a guy coming here a little while ago.
00:50:28 You know anything about that?
00:50:30 No.
00:50:32 Well, let me in. I want to see if everything's okay.
00:50:36 We can't. We're not dressed.
00:50:39 Toss something on. I haven't got all night.
00:50:49 We've got to hide this body.
00:50:51 You mean touch that guy?
00:50:53 Look, he's already dead. We can't help that.
00:50:55 But if Bert finds out he was here, we're going to get fired.
00:50:58 But is it worth the mere hundred bucks to become implicated in a murder?
00:51:02 Yes. Let's do it. Come on.
00:51:06 Where will we put him? He weighs a ton.
00:51:11 The kitchen. It'll be easier to clean up later.
00:51:14 How do you think this happened?
00:51:16 It was close. Looks like Roxanne gave him a terminal hickey.
00:51:20 Where is Roxanne?
00:51:41 I never saw her. I think she ran away after killing Biff.
00:51:46 Hey, chickies, come on. I'm catching my death out here.
00:51:57 You'll have to come around back. This door's locked.
00:52:02 Oh, chill. What the hell's going on here? Everybody's acting so screwy.
00:52:06 Well, if you'll come with me, I can explain everything.
00:52:10 This better be good.
00:52:12 Oh, it will be.
00:52:16 Okay, everybody. Cool and calm.
00:52:24 Yeah, right. Cool and calm. Cool.
00:52:27 Calm. Okay.
00:52:29 Okay, ready? Let's do it. Okay.
00:52:32 Good.
00:52:35 [Baby crying]
00:52:38 Where is he?
00:52:42 Maybe split. He looked kind of loaded.
00:52:44 Guess he got tired of waiting.
00:52:46 Lucky for us, but we still have to deal with the Biff situation.
00:52:49 Don't worry. I'll think of something.
00:52:54 [Baby crying]
00:52:58 Now here is where it all started.
00:53:08 It still is.
00:53:10 Now stay close. It's dark in here.
00:53:15 [Phone ringing]
00:53:19 Ah, sumped up.
00:53:28 We just started cleaning this afternoon.
00:53:31 It ain't terrible, but it's got a ways to go yet.
00:53:35 Here is where we found the sacred shroud and dagger.
00:53:42 This is where all the trouble began.
00:53:48 Trouble? What trouble?
00:53:55 You looking for trouble?
00:54:04 I'm trouble.
00:54:10 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
00:54:14 Oh, boy.
00:54:23 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh! Oh, boy.
00:54:31 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
00:54:34 Oh, my God!
00:54:39 Oh, my God!
00:54:41 Look at this.
00:54:49 What is it?
00:54:50 Roxanne's nightie, or what's left of it.
00:54:53 Do you think Biff attacked her?
00:54:55 She had a greasome and self-defense?
00:54:58 Sure looks like it.
00:55:00 Oh, check this out.
00:55:04 What?
00:55:05 Remember the drawing of the beast? It's gone.
00:55:07 Maybe somebody ripped it out.
00:55:09 I don't think so. Everything else is the same, but the drawing is vanished.
00:55:13 Hey, look, guys. I think we have more important things to do than to worry about some old witch's coloring book.
00:55:18 Look, it says something about the beast on this page.
00:55:22 And there's the drawing of the dagger that we found in the cellar earlier.
00:55:26 Well, can you read it?
00:55:28 I'll try.
00:55:30 It says that in reading the incantation aloud...
00:55:33 The one you read out loud earlier?
00:55:35 Right. That in reading the spell, the spirit of the beast will be released into the world of the living...
00:55:41 to corrupt, kill, and collect souls.
00:55:44 It even mentions the soul shroud.
00:55:47 What about this?
00:55:49 It says that it'll kill the beast if...
00:55:53 I can't understand the rest.
00:55:55 Well, I'm not ready to believe that the drawing in that book is alive and running around the house somewhere.
00:55:59 Look, everybody. Somebody called Biff, and it wasn't one of us.
00:56:04 If it'll make you feel any better, we'll find rocks. I'm sure she can explain everything.
00:56:08 Okay, gals. Let's go. Come on.
00:56:11 Why are we starting in the basement? I hate the basement.
00:56:30 I think it's better if we start at the bottom and work our way up.
00:56:33 I wouldn't want this to be the last place we ended up.
00:56:36 Hey, look. The light's on. Maybe somebody's down there.
00:56:39 Oh, great.
00:56:40 Come on.
00:56:41 Nobody's here. Let's go.
00:56:54 Not so fast. It's obvious someone's been here. And recently.
00:56:59 Well, it's obvious they're not here now.
00:57:02 Oh, great.
00:57:03 Boy, are my feet killing me.
00:57:13 What the hell's with you two?
00:57:23 Come on. Let's go.
00:57:25 Oh, no.
00:57:27 [screaming]
00:57:29 [screaming]
00:57:31 [screaming]
00:57:33 [screaming]
00:57:49 [screaming]
00:57:51 What are we gonna do? We don't have a car and we don't have a phone.
00:58:10 We don't got shit.
00:58:12 Okay, everybody calm down. Now, we know that Roxanne is dead.
00:58:15 That means there's somebody else around. Maybe even in this house.
00:58:19 The beast in the book.
00:58:20 Will you stop with the freaking beast? This is reality.
00:58:23 Now, let's get to the kitchen and get a big knife.
00:58:25 Then what?
00:58:26 Then we get our asses over to Mr. Hinchlose, use his telephone and call the cops.
00:58:29 Here goes our paychecks.
00:58:31 Hey, Bert's dead. So, who is gonna pay us anyway?
00:58:34 You're right.
00:58:35 Well, at least we don't have to clean up the place.
00:58:37 Come on.
00:58:44 Biff's gone.
00:58:46 That means the killer's probably still here.
00:58:48 Well, I guess those owners didn't exactly leave everything behind.
00:58:51 So, now what?
00:58:53 Oh, there's a dagger out on the coffee table.
00:58:55 Right. Let's get it.
00:58:57 [screaming]
00:59:01 Jeez, don't do that.
00:59:03 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:59:05 I just saw your boss pull up in front and I thought I'd check on you myself.
00:59:08 Everything all right?
00:59:09 No, everything's not okay. Someone's killed three of our friends.
00:59:12 I was afraid of that.
00:59:14 There's something very odd about this place.
00:59:16 We're figuring that out.
00:59:18 Can we use your phone?
00:59:19 Certainly. I live down the block. Follow me.
00:59:22 It's very strange weather we're having.
00:59:33 They say it might rain.
00:59:34 You sure you wanna go out in that weather, dressed like this?
00:59:38 Buddy, we'd go out naked if we had to.
00:59:41 But let's get the dagger for protection.
00:59:43 Yeah, let's go.
00:59:44 You don't need that. You're perfectly safe with me.
00:59:49 Just a little insurance, Mr. Hinchlow.
00:59:53 You ever seen this before?
00:59:56 Well, it's a wild guess.
01:00:01 But I'd say that this is an ancient Canterian warlock's demon spellbook
01:00:09 from late 17th century England.
01:00:12 Brought here by Gideon Fisk in the early 1930s.
01:00:16 And the source of all the problems in this house.
01:00:20 Sounds like you know it pretty well, Mr. Hinchlow.
01:00:29 You might say I've gotten something out of it.
01:00:31 Roxanne! You're alive.
01:00:34 Where's Hinchlow? He was just there.
01:00:36 Mr. Hinchlow's gone.
01:00:37 That still doesn't explain how you happen to be alive.
01:00:40 We thought you were dead.
01:00:42 Yeah, was it some kind of joke or something?
01:00:45 I'm sorry. I couldn't resist playing a trick on you.
01:00:49 I mean, this place is so spooky.
01:00:53 You mean Biff and Bert are in on this too?
01:00:55 Ooh, I could just kill you guys.
01:00:57 Please, not yet.
01:00:59 What's with the book?
01:01:01 Meg thought some drawing came to life and was trying to kill all of us.
01:01:04 That's pretty far out.
01:01:06 Can I see?
01:01:08 Remember that horrible drawing?
01:01:11 The one of that ugly, disgusting, repulsive, inhuman slime beast?
01:01:16 Yes, I remember.
01:01:18 Well, the drawing is gone.
01:01:20 Meg, I think your eyes must be playing tricks on you.
01:01:25 I don't think so.
01:01:27 Such an imagination.
01:01:29 So where's Biff and that Bert jerk?
01:01:32 In the cellar.
01:01:34 Probably laughing their heads off right now.
01:01:38 Come on, girls. Let's go kick some butt.
01:01:41 Let's do it.
01:02:02 All right, macho man. The game's over.
01:02:05 Get up on your feet.
01:02:07 You slimeballs are really in for it now. Come on.
01:02:10 That was really cruel, you guys. Not funny at all.
01:02:17 Playing possum, huh?
01:02:23 Let's see if I can kick a field goal this time.
01:02:27 [Growling]
01:02:29 Roxanne, I don't think this guy's kidding us.
01:02:37 He's not.
01:02:39 Oh, shit.
01:02:42 Meg was right.
01:02:45 The book is one picture short.
01:02:49 And it's me.
01:02:53 You let me out.
01:02:55 I suppose I should thank you for that.
01:02:58 But I haven't got the time right now.
01:03:02 Where's Roxanne?
01:03:06 Why, dead, of course.
01:03:08 After my release, I needed only a taste of human blood to become real again.
01:03:15 But I can only truly be free
01:03:18 if I send the Master some fresh souls for his collection.
01:03:23 Us?
01:03:25 Yes, he'll like you.
01:03:27 Nice tips.
01:03:29 Of course, getting there is the unpleasant part.
01:03:33 I think the book said that the beast could be destroyed by plunging that old dagger into its heart.
01:03:39 Great. I left it upstairs.
01:03:42 I think Terry and Jan should go first.
01:03:46 You and I can play for a little while if you want to, Meg.
01:03:50 No any good games?
01:03:52 I think we should make a break for it.
01:03:55 When? Now?
01:03:58 [Screaming]
01:04:08 [Screaming]
01:04:15 Get closer, go on, come on!
01:04:18 [Screaming]
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01:04:52 [Screaming]
01:04:56 Meg, get the knife!
01:05:10 It's gone! The knife is gone!
01:05:17 She's upstairs. What are we going to do?
01:05:21 Why don't you check out the book? There must be some other way to kill her.
01:05:26 Well?
01:05:30 I'm so scared, my brain won't work.
01:05:32 Shit!
01:05:34 Maybe this will do the trick.
01:05:39 The book only mentions a dagger.
01:05:41 Well, fuck the dagger, this is all we've got, come on!
01:05:44 Come on!
01:05:47 Where are we going?
01:05:49 Right to hell if you don't watch it.
01:05:52 We've got to get her, if we wait for her we're going to be sitting ducks.
01:05:55 But we can make a run for it, we don't have to fight it.
01:05:57 Look kid, if we don't get it right now it might be loose forever and then what?
01:06:01 I mean, we've got some kind of supernatural monster running around.
01:06:04 It's not going to just leave us alone because we ran away from it.
01:06:08 But...
01:06:09 No buts! Now we've got to do this while we have a chance.
01:06:12 Okay, this thing has killed our friends, now we've got to do something.
01:06:16 We can go to Hinchlow's and call the cops, let them handle it.
01:06:19 How do we really know that Hinchlow is Hinchlow?
01:06:21 Now come on, let's kick some monster butt!
01:06:24 [Thunder]
01:06:26 [Thunder]
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01:06:50 Ha! Don't do that! Sorry!
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01:07:09 I don't see him!
01:07:22 [Growling]
01:07:24 [Screaming]
01:07:26 I don't want to be a monster!
01:07:28 [Screaming]
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01:07:42 Run Meg, run!
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01:07:58 It's just you and me now, Meg.
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01:08:22 [Groaning]
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01:08:30 I'm coming for you, Meg. We have some unfinished business to take care of. I hope you're not too tired.
01:08:44 [thunder]
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01:08:49 [grunting]
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01:09:03 [grunting]
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01:09:19 Tangy, but not too tart.
01:09:30 [thunder]
01:09:43 This is a very old piece of material. All I have to do is place this over your body when you're dead, and your soul will fly to hell. Like that.
01:09:59 But you have to be careful how you use it. It can be very indiscriminate.
01:10:10 Why are you doing this? You're free! What more do you want?
01:10:14 Can't you guess? No. I want all the others set free too. All the pictures in the book. They want to live again too, just like me.
01:10:29 I want you to read that incantation out loud again and again until they've all been released. And then, I want to eat your soul.
01:10:42 [evil laugh]
01:10:56 So, it's you. Yes.
01:11:00 Get lost on your way to hell. I've come to destroy you.
01:11:09 And you think that will save your soul from the eternal damnation you brought upon yourself?
01:11:18 It's a good place to start. You'll never be free. As long as there's a dark side, we'll always be here.
01:11:27 Waiting. Ready. You can't kill us. We're too strong for you. For anyone.
01:11:36 I can try. After all, you're nothing but a doodle.
01:11:42 How dare you! I may have failed in the past, but this time I'm going to erase you once and for all.
01:11:49 And how do you plan to accomplish that, Gideon Fisk?
01:11:54 With this.
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01:13:16 Damn, that really hurts.
01:13:21 I better get back to that book.
01:13:25 The book? He's trying to get back into the book. If that happens, it can never be destroyed.
01:13:32 Please, we can burn it.
01:13:34 [muttering]
01:13:36 Oh man.
01:13:38 [roar]
01:13:40 I can just make it another step or two.
01:13:43 Oh boy, this really cracks me up.
01:13:46 Oh.
01:13:47 [roar]
01:13:49 Hey, where you going, baby? Don't be so hasty.
01:13:54 Not the fire, no. Anything but the fire.
01:13:57 Throw it in the fire.
01:13:59 Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
01:14:00 Now!
01:14:02 Oh my goodness. Oh man, why'd you have to do that?
01:14:08 Oh.
01:14:10 Wow.
01:14:13 You little bitch. I'll get you in a sequel for this.
01:14:27 [roar]
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01:15:01 I suppose you're wondering what this is all about.
01:15:13 I know I must seem a little late to you, but I had to wait for the right time to act.
01:15:19 What happened?
01:15:21 I'm the one who brought the book to America years ago.
01:15:26 I thought it held knowledge how wrong I was.
01:15:30 I released a terror that has cursed me for an eternity, until now.
01:15:36 I don't understand. Who are you?
01:15:40 I am the cause of all the misery.
01:15:43 For years after my death, I waited in limbo, hoping to find someone who could transform the book into a living thing so I could destroy it.
01:15:52 Now you've done that for me, and it's over.
01:15:57 So now what happens?
01:16:00 The curse which hangs over me because of my evil mischief is lifted, and the demon is vanquished to hell.
01:16:11 Your world is safe now.
01:16:13 Yes.
01:16:15 But all my friends are dead because of your mischief.
01:16:21 Oh, I don't think so.
01:16:23 I think you'll find them very much alive.
01:16:26 You see, the beast never truly existed.
01:16:30 And now, neither do I.
01:16:34 Goodbye, little one.
01:16:38 Good luck.
01:16:41 [The Book of Eternity]
01:17:09 Hey Meg, what are you doing up so early?
01:17:13 Oh God, it's you! It's really you!
01:17:16 Well, of course it's me!
01:17:19 Hey, where are the others?
01:17:23 In the cellar, I think.
01:17:26 Did you guys have a party last night after I crashed out, or what?
01:17:31 Yeah, sort of. But I think it's over now.
01:17:35 Morning, kids!
01:17:39 Thought I'd stop by to see how your night was.
01:17:43 It was rough, Mr. Henshlaw. I think I sprained my knee or something.
01:17:47 They were partying all night.
01:17:50 Oh, is that so?
01:17:52 I think I have a nice bandage down at my place if you'd like to use it.
01:17:57 But first, how about some hot coffee?
01:18:00 I brought it on my thermos.
01:18:02 I think I could use it.
01:18:05 My God, what a hangover.
01:18:08 You're telling me. What happened?
01:18:11 I don't know, but you guys have some explaining to do.
01:18:14 I don't even remember who I did it with.
01:18:17 At least you're alive.
01:18:20 I brought along my portable TV set in case you'd like to use it.
01:18:24 That's nice, but why?
01:18:26 Hell, it's Saturday morning.
01:18:29 Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good night's sleep.
01:18:33 Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon.
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