• 10 months ago
Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation
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00:00 The Prince of Miami.
00:02 Rick Ross.
00:05 Prince?
00:06 Who's the king?
00:07 Mr. Worldwide.
00:08 Who's that?
00:10 Mr. 305.
00:11 Who's them?
00:12 Pitbull?
00:13 King?
00:14 Is it true what they said about his hair?
00:16 What did they say about his hair?
00:17 They said his hair got burnt off by the sun.
00:18 He already hot.
00:19 Mm-hmm.
00:20 You can't burn nothing that's hot.
00:21 Miami's a hot city.
00:22 Very.
00:23 It's kind of awesome.
00:24 It's the best.
00:25 A lot of beautiful cars, beautiful people.
00:28 That's just the beginning.
00:30 Beautiful yachts, beautiful mansions, beautiful islands.
00:34 Something just happened last week.
00:37 I was on my yacht and I heard some sounds.
00:42 I looked over and I saw a pack of dolphins.
00:48 They were shooting at me.
00:51 It made the noises and we connected with the noises.
00:55 Skid, skid, skid, skid.
00:59 What were we talking about?
01:04 Uh, something.
01:08 Was it interesting or no?
01:09 Was it moving the needle?
01:11 I'm not really around a lot of people who say it doesn't move the needle.
01:15 What do people say around you?
01:16 They usually talk about whatever I want to hear.
01:19 You're a needle mover.
01:20 Y'all ever heard that?
01:23 Are you a needle mover?
01:25 Lex, you're a needle mover.
01:28 Lex doesn't seem so pumped about it.
01:30 I just never really heard it.
01:31 I never hit the blunt end.
01:33 Fuck, I'm a needle mover, man.
01:35 This is really moving the needle.
01:37 This shit is moving the fucking needle.
01:39 Maybach music.
01:41 You prepare for doomsday?
01:43 You have a bunker?
01:45 I have a bunk bed.
01:46 He sleeps on the top.
01:47 You're on the top of the bottom.
01:49 No, we don't take chances like that, Ross.
01:52 How much do you weigh?
01:54 Right now, 292.
01:56 292?
01:57 Yeah.
01:58 Wow, that's good. I thought you were more 340.
02:00 I used to be 340. Now I'm down to 292.
02:02 Ozempic?
02:03 Where do you stand on Ozempic?
02:04 I heard it helps a lot of people with diabetes.
02:07 Right.
02:08 If it's just for weight loss, I think you should just watch your diet.
02:12 But if it's helping somebody with their diabetes, you don't have diabetes.
02:18 No, why are you looking at me when you say diabetes?
02:20 Team no diabetes.
02:23 Team no diabetes.
02:25 Sweet.
02:27 Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Body Armor Flash IV?
02:31 That would be nice.
02:32 You're someone who cares about the small things.
02:34 You care about the details.
02:35 The details.
02:37 That's what matters the most.
02:38 Even your lawn, I've seen photos.
02:40 I've never been.
02:41 I've seen photos of your home.
02:42 Even the lawn is manicured perfectly.
02:45 I like to keep it like that.
02:47 Does your landscaper also do your beard?
02:50 Of course not.
02:52 Is it true what they say that the reason you always have a beard is because your face is pointy at the bottom like a triangle?
02:58 Oh.
03:00 Pointy at the bottom.
03:02 Just imagine putting that in between the chick's legs.
03:05 Pointy at the bottom.
03:09 You're imagining it right now, aren't you?
03:10 Oh, yeah. I was just thinking about an episode on the yacht.
03:13 Delicious.
03:18 I can hear the dolphins.
03:19 Squeeze, squeeze.
03:21 If I could name a pack of dolphins, I would name them needle movers.
03:28 You know Osama Bin Laden had a beard.
03:30 Did he?
03:31 Did he?
03:32 But so did Abraham Lincoln.
03:35 But so did Calvin Candy.
03:36 Who was Calvin Candy?
03:38 Didn't you do the soundtrack for Django Unchained?
03:41 I did.
03:42 Who was Leonardo DiCaprio's character?
03:44 Oh. His name was Calvin Candy?
03:47 Calvin Candy.
03:48 Oh. Samuel Jackson.
03:52 Who are you?
03:54 Calvin.
03:56 Why do you think Leonardo DiCaprio chose to method act for that role?
04:00 I'm not sure.
04:02 Quentin Tarantino was always my favorite director, so whatever to execute the film.
04:07 I was always on the set as they were filming the number one shootout scene in Candy's mansion.
04:13 Quentin was on the lift.
04:15 As he was coming up and down, I began rapping bars.
04:18 That's how I got the part in the actual film.
04:21 Really?
04:22 [Rapping]
04:25 That's how I get sometimes with films, especially playing Tarantino.
04:30 Too easy.
04:32 What is your newest thing?
04:34 We know about Bel-Air. We know about Wingstop. We know about the music. We know about Rap Snacks.
04:40 What's new? What's next for Rick Ross?
04:45 Maybe manufacturing my own chicken.
04:49 Can we dig deeper into what that means?
04:52 Yeah. Yeah.
04:57 That's all he'll hear.
05:09 What do you say to people who say Rick Ross brushes his teeth with white paint?
05:14 I tell them really it's porcelain.
05:16 And if they wanted to smile like mine, it would cost a lot.
05:19 And that's when I use it.
05:25 Have you ever had bubbles inside the ice cream?
05:32 You want to do me up?
05:33 I got you. It's the finest bubbles in the country.
05:37 Beautiful.
05:38 Luke Bel-Air.
05:39 How about this?
05:40 Woo!
05:42 That's not bad.
05:43 That's what I'm talking about.
05:44 Woo!
05:46 It's almost like an egg cream.
05:47 Yuck.
05:48 I fucking like you, man.
05:49 How about that?
05:50 You ever been to the strip clubs in Miami?
05:52 Can we please? I would love to go.
05:53 You got to go dressed like that.
05:56 I got you.
05:58 I got a strip club idea for you.
05:59 I've been thinking about this recently.
06:00 I'd like to hear your take on it.
06:02 I love ideas.
06:03 What do you think of a fully clothed strip club?
06:05 A fully clothed strip club.
06:07 You know when you walk into a strip club now and all the girls are naked already?
06:09 Right.
06:10 They're fully clothed.
06:11 They're wearing everyday outfits.
06:12 They're wearing pantsuits.
06:13 They're wearing tracksuits.
06:14 They're wearing shirts, jeans.
06:16 And then to actually see them naked, you pay for a lap dance,
06:19 but they strip during the lap dance in the back and there's no boobs out in front.
06:23 Oh.
06:24 First thing that comes to my mind is foreclosure.
06:27 Why?
06:28 Failure.
06:29 But I walk into a strip club and they're already naked.
06:31 I should be paying to see them naked.
06:37 Maybe the name of it would be foreclosure.
06:39 That's what you should name it.
06:40 Foreclosure Gentleman's Club?
06:42 Yeah, because that's most definitely what the strippers are going to have to deal with.
06:45 No.
06:46 The strippers will love it.
06:48 Just an idea.
06:53 I'm a fucking needle mover, man.