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00:00 You ready for your birthday stream?
00:02 Yeah, that's gonna suck.
00:04 This is the worst idea we've ever had.
00:06 No, it's a good idea.
00:07 Hold on, hold on, I got one.
00:08 Where'd it go, where'd it go?
00:09 Don't move.
00:10 You guys have to deal with this problem.
00:12 I found the needle.
00:13 You're hot, you're hot.
00:14 You guys have to deal with it.
00:15 We can't re-find needles, guys.
00:17 You got the best life in the world.
00:18 Sometimes you gotta go search for a needle in a haystack on your birthday.
00:21 We will have liftoff.
00:23 [Music]
00:37 This stinks.
00:39 [Music]
00:44 So we'll have Lucas probably roll it out because we're gonna hide the pin, the needles in it.
00:48 But the guy literally was like, "I've lost my whole tool set in these."
00:53 So, so fucking stupid.
00:56 I'm stupid.
00:57 You're not stupid, but you're stupid.
00:59 I came out of a meeting yesterday, and this one right here has texted me all weekend.
01:03 The hay's gonna get there on Monday.
01:05 He comes over, where is it?
01:06 Show the camera, show what you got.
01:08 He got netting for hay.
01:10 So I had to figure out how to get hay here in 12 hours.
01:14 Now I'm in a group chat with four farmers, and we have three barrels of hay
01:17 because you said, "I think we need three barrels."
01:19 No, no, I thought three would be funny.
01:22 How am I supposed to know how big it is?
01:24 Did it give you dimensions?
01:25 No.
01:26 Well, yes.
01:27 Yes, it did, and I asked you for the dimensions.
01:30 You said six by six by six.
01:31 No.
01:32 This is 1,000 pounds of hay per barrel.
01:35 What did you say to the guy?
01:37 I was just like, "I need a lot of hay ASAP."
01:39 I had the idea that you put it in a really small room, where you're just like, blocked with hay.
01:44 I'm going to be picking hay off of myself in the next week.
01:48 [indiscernible]
02:04 I really don't know.
02:05 This is one of those challenges where it could be super easy, it could be super hard.
02:08 Like, it could be done in 30 minutes and be like, "Whoops," or they could find one in an hour.
02:12 Getting into the game where you promise you're not going to end until you complete the challenge is a dangerous, dangerous game.
02:17 The chat will not let up, and Big Cat and PFT know that.
02:20 If it's not looking good, they're going to make them sit around and do it.
02:22 I'm voluntarily checking myself into prison tonight to find these needles and do whatever the fuck the chat tells me to do.
02:29 That's the price you pay on Jerry After Dark, which makes it great.
02:32 Big Cat just turned--I forget what age he turned--but at midnight every day we kiss, and we switch over that way.
02:38 That's when it becomes my birthday.
02:39 We usually do the kiss privately, but I guess this would be a public kiss, so that's my goal, find it before midnight.
02:44 So we were looking for needles, and we went down a certain aisle in the store, and I looked to my left.
02:50 I'm like, "Wow, how funny would it be if I hid tampons in the haystack?"
02:55 They think this is going to be a piece of cake, just a couple needles in there.
02:59 They find a couple needles, I get to leave.
03:01 No, it's my show.
03:02 I was only going to do one needle, and then Big Cat's like, "Oh, let's do the 39th birthday.
03:06 "My birthday will be the 39th for me and BFT.
03:09 "Two hours. We'll complete it in two hours."
03:12 I'm like that.
03:13 [snoring]
03:29 I guess.
03:31 Festooli's weird, dude.
03:33 He's probably got a fetish of me sleeping that he's going to jerk off to later tonight.
03:37 This kid Festooli.
03:38 [snoring]
03:41 [music]
03:56 Here we go, boys.
03:58 Fake hay? They're saying fake hay?
04:00 Did you choose the pig for a reason?
04:03 I like pink.
04:04 Looking good, Jerry.
04:06 This thing just stays on?
04:07 It feels like it's going to come off my head.
04:10 Oh!
04:12 We're live.
04:13 All right, we're live. We're live.
04:15 Big stream, big stream.
04:16 Needle in a haystack.
04:17 Appreciate the needle rumors.
04:20 I was not an intravenous drug user.
04:22 I was--
04:23 You did it right. You smoked that crap.
04:24 Smoked the crap.
04:25 Never used a needle.
04:26 But most importantly, happy birthday, Big Cat and Eric.
04:29 Yes.
04:30 Hey, it's my birthday.
04:31 It's going to be PFT's birthday at midnight.
04:34 Let's have a good stream.
04:35 Let's have a positive chat.
04:36 Positive chutz.
04:37 We have to find all 39 needles before we leave.
04:41 Every time we find a needle, one of us has to eat a mini cupcake.
04:45 Let's do it.
04:46 Let's do it.
04:47 I can already tell you this is impossible.
04:50 We just got to find one to get the ball rolling.
04:52 Once we find one, we'll be good.
04:54 Let's start separating.
04:55 So I'll start with the hay.
04:57 Jerry, you go in the middle.
04:58 And then PFT, you go at the end.
04:59 So it's like almost like I push you.
05:00 Okay, yeah.
05:01 So I'll do a quick check, then PFT, then Jerry.
05:03 You guys do a little check.
05:04 I like that.
05:05 I like that.
05:06 This is going to take so goddamn long.
05:07 This is the worst idea we've ever had.
05:09 No, it's a good idea.
05:10 Once we find one, we'll be good.
05:12 Oh, someone put a tampon in here.
05:15 What the fuck?
05:16 If you see a needle, tell us where it is.
05:19 Yeah, if you see one, let us know.
05:20 If you see one--
05:21 If you see something, say something.
05:22 If you see something, say something.
05:23 Let us know.
05:24 We can find one.
05:25 Yeah, we can find one.
05:26 You got one.
05:27 You did?
05:28 Shut up.
05:29 No, it's mine.
05:30 I have to find a comfortable position.
05:31 I have not found a comfortable position yet.
05:32 It's the knees.
05:33 And it's driving me nuts.
05:34 Oh, boys, I could do this forever now.
05:35 I feel like I'm going to start getting sick.
05:36 Like a hay fever.
05:37 Is hay fever real?
05:38 Can you get that through the head?
05:51 I put them all around.
05:52 I walked around in a circle.
05:54 So yeah, they're evenly spread.
05:56 There's none in that centerpiece.
05:57 They're searching the hay itself, but they should be searching the tarp because the needles
06:03 fall straight to the bottom.
06:04 Lucas, did you throw needles in here?
06:05 Yes, there are needles in there.
06:06 I found one.
06:07 I found one.
06:08 I found one.
06:09 Let's go.
06:10 Let's go.
06:11 Let's go.
06:12 I found one.
06:13 I found one.
06:14 I found one.
06:15 Look at that bad boy.
06:16 Look at that bad boy.
06:17 I knew he'd be there, boy.
06:18 Let's go.
06:19 Fuck yes.
06:20 Let's fucking go, boys.
06:21 We found one.
06:22 Yeah, we lost him.
06:23 We lost him.
06:24 We lost him.
06:25 We lost him.
06:26 No, we have it.
06:27 Don't worry.
06:28 It sounds like we lost him.
06:29 No, shut up, Lucas.
06:30 We had it.
06:31 I showed it to the fucking chat.
06:32 Why did you guys do this?
06:33 Because we want to test it.
06:34 We're now searching for the one needle.
06:35 Why did you guys do this?
06:36 Don't move.
06:37 Don't move.
06:38 Okay.
06:39 We only have one.
06:40 No.
06:41 It was right in the middle, right on the top.
06:42 This is the only one we have.
06:43 You guys have to deal with this problem.
06:44 I found the needle.
06:45 You're hot.
06:46 You're hot.
06:47 You guys have to deal with it.
06:48 Holy shit.
06:49 We have to deal with this.
06:50 We have to deal with this.
06:51 We have to deal with this.
06:52 We have to deal with this.
06:55 We can't find needles, guys.
06:56 If you guys don't find my needle, I'm going to fucking lose it.
06:57 How do you lose the needle that we found?
06:58 I mean, I can't believe this at all.
06:59 We're back.
07:00 We're back.
07:01 We're back.
07:02 Let's go.
07:03 Let's go.
07:04 We're not throwing up.
07:05 We're here.
07:06 Show them.
07:07 Do not move it.
07:08 No, that's not another cupcake.
07:09 That's our first needle.
07:10 Shut up, Lucas.
07:11 It's our first needle.
07:12 We already found it.
07:13 Lucas, you are such a fucking pain in the ass.
07:14 You're not going to get it.
07:15 You're not going to get it.
07:16 You're not going to get it.
07:17 You're not going to get it.
07:18 It's our first needle.
07:19 We already found it.
07:20 Lucas, you are such a fucking piece of shit.
07:23 I will go back there and beat your little ass.
07:26 I'm going to go back there.
07:28 What'd you say?
07:29 I said there's one needle.
07:30 Thank you.
07:31 I will beat that little fuck.
07:32 I'm starting.
07:33 It's like 110 pounds.
07:34 I will smooth it out.
07:35 All right.
07:36 We got one, though.
07:37 We're on the board, boys.
07:38 As long as we're smart, it shouldn't take forever.
07:41 No.
07:42 Right?
07:43 We found one in 30 minutes.
07:44 Be smart.
07:45 That's one.
07:46 Spread it real thin, Mike.
07:48 Oh, my God.
07:49 He's locked it.
07:50 Oh, my God.
07:51 Yeah, yeah.
07:52 Now I'm locked in there.
07:53 That's it.
07:54 It's done.
07:55 I'm locked in there.
07:56 Oh, got it.
07:57 Yes.
07:58 Yes.
07:59 Got it.
08:00 Yes.
08:01 Got it.
08:02 We found one.
08:03 That's for TJ.
08:04 That's for TJ.
08:05 We found two.
08:06 Got two.
08:07 Got two.
08:08 37 to go.
08:09 Bingo.
08:10 Bingo.
08:11 We got four.
08:12 If there is an eight-fever, I'm going to get it.
08:13 I'm going to get it.
08:14 I'm going to get it.
08:15 If there is an eight-fever, I got it.
08:16 I found two.
08:17 I found two.
08:18 I found two.
08:19 Yes, I found two.
08:20 Oh, my God.
08:21 They were sitting right next to each other.
08:22 How do you find two right next to each other?
08:23 Play of the night, Lucas.
08:24 Oh.
08:25 El Lucas for that one.
08:26 33.
08:27 No way.
08:28 I'm not back today.
08:29 I need my voice back.
08:30 All right.
08:31 Get in here, Billy.
08:32 We found six.
08:33 Got one.
08:34 Yes.
08:35 Seven.
08:36 Seven.
08:37 Seven.
08:38 Hey, got one.
08:44 Yes.
08:47 Yes.
08:50 Yes.
08:54 Yes.
08:57 I'll tell you what.
08:58 I got a feel for it now.
08:59 Yes.
09:00 There we go.
09:01 Number 30.
09:02 Let's go.
09:03 Number 30, right?
09:04 Nine down, right?
09:05 Nine down.
09:06 Nine down.
09:07 Nine down.
09:08 Got it.
09:09 Got one?
09:10 When you are a cocaine user or crack user and you'd be searching on the ground looking
09:15 for more.
09:16 Oh, that's a good point.
09:17 Great point.
09:18 Got one.
09:19 Yes.
09:20 Yes.
09:21 Let's go, Jerry.
09:22 Yes.
09:23 Itchy, watery eyes, hay fever symptoms.
09:24 What's up now, bitches?
09:25 Hay's scary.
09:26 We got hay fever medicine.
09:27 Suck our dicks.
09:28 You guys are getting drowsy, dude.
09:29 Nah.
09:30 Uh-uh.
09:31 No.
09:32 Right?
09:33 Uh-uh.
09:34 Right?
09:35 Right?
09:36 No.
09:37 Uh-uh.
09:38 No.
09:39 No.
09:40 I was taking too many of those.
09:41 I was seeing the hat man and shit.
09:42 What's the hat man?
09:43 Oh, dude.
09:44 You'll meet him if you take too many.
09:45 Jerry.
09:46 Jerry.
09:47 Jerry.
09:48 What are you doing?
09:49 Jerry.
09:50 Flashbacks.
09:51 Jerry.
09:52 Jerry.
09:53 Flashback.
09:54 Jerry.
09:55 Jerry.
09:56 Got a heavy hand.
09:57 All right.
09:58 Let's get back to work.
09:59 Let's go.
10:00 Come on.
10:01 Come on.
10:02 Hey.
10:03 Hey.
10:04 Hey.
10:05 [MUSIC]
10:15 Listen to me, I'm gonna talk real to real, okay?
10:30 Today's my birthday, I'm 39 years old, all right?
10:34 I have fucking three kids at home, I would love to be asleep.
10:39 And when any night that I can have off, that I can go to bed at 10 o'clock,
10:43 is like the best night of my life.
10:45 But you know what I said?
10:47 I said it's my 39th birthday, PFT's 39th birthday is at midnight, and
10:51 Jerry After Dark is on a Tuesday.
10:53 And guess what, my birthday fell on a Tuesday, and it goes into Wednesday.
10:57 So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get with my boys, and
11:00 I'm gonna find some needles in a fucking haystack.
11:02 So don't fucking tell me this is fake, you motherfuckers.
11:05 We're gonna find the needles, might be bad.
11:08 All right, let's go, boys.
11:09 I think I'm getting a little crazy.
11:12 This is the hotbed, this is where they usually are.
11:16 What do you do?
11:17 I guarantee crowds, die cut, 60 pound stock.
11:22 What do you guarantee?
11:24 Whoa, found a water bottle.
11:26 Rag mama rag, right here.
11:29 Where did you go?
11:31 Rag mama rag, perfect.
11:35 We've hit a little bit of a dry spell.
11:38 Why is that guy saying my toddlers have a better intention span than me?
11:43 I've been searching for hay for three hours, you fuck.
11:46 Come on!
11:48 That was big, we were on a cold streak.
11:50 It's all in the rubble at this point.
11:53 I found everything in the rubble.
11:55 We just got two in the last two minutes.
11:57 Huge.
11:58 Let's fucking go, PFT.
12:00 It's all the dust.
12:02 You gotta shake, you gotta shake it, and then you gotta dust it.
12:06 That's what you gotta do.
12:07 All we are is dust in the wind.
12:12 I close my eyes.
12:15 Hold on, hold on, I got it.
12:17 Where'd it go, where'd it go?
12:18 Don't move.
12:19 Don't move, don't move.
12:20 Fuck!
12:21 Shit.
12:22 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:23 Wait, wait, wait.
12:25 No, no, no, it's in here, trust me.
12:27 It's in here, trust me, trust me.
12:28 Fuck!
12:29 Damn it, fuck!
12:30 Fuck!
12:32 Shit!
12:32 Fuck!
12:33 Fuck!
12:34 Fuck!
12:35 Fuck!
12:35 I had it too, dude.
12:37 Oh, no.
12:38 Fuck, dude.
12:39 Fuck, fuck, dude.
12:41 Fuck, I shouldn't have moved it again.
12:43 I fucked it up, I fucked it up.
12:44 No, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
12:45 I fucking had it, I know I had it.
12:47 Got it!
12:48 Yes!
12:49 He got it!
12:50 He found it!
12:51 Got one.
12:52 Let's go.
12:53 Fuck you, Pyle.
12:54 Fuck you, hey Pyle.
12:56 Tell him PFT's coming and hell's coming with him.
12:58 You hear that?
12:59 Hell is coming with me.
13:00 Fuck you, hey.
13:01 Level with me, chat.
13:02 39 needles were my birthday today.
13:04 My birthday is, what, 40 more minutes?
13:07 Do we not get 39 extra needles for PFT's birthday?
13:11 That makes sense.
13:12 We're gonna kiss at midnight.
13:14 My kiss is worth at least 15 needles, minimum.
13:17 All right, here's what we're gonna do.
13:19 As a fair, I'm gonna show fairness to the chat.
13:22 We'll have Lucas do five needles, 30 minutes.
13:25 Five needles, 30 minutes.
13:27 Five needles.
13:28 That's fair.
13:28 So it's not 15 right away.
13:30 That's fair.
13:30 We gotta go still work.
13:32 That's fair.
13:33 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
13:34 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
13:36 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
13:38 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
13:40 Ah, your face.
13:42 All right, I'll kick my heel off.
13:44 Should we hold hands?
13:45 Are you gonna brace?
13:46 Let's do it.
13:46 Let's do it.
13:47 Ready?
13:47 All right.
13:48 Three, two, one.
13:49 [GROANING]
13:53 I kind of liked it.
13:54 I've said it before.
13:56 If I ever went in prison, I would survive.
13:57 Look at these lips.
13:58 Got one.
13:59 Look at that.
14:00 Look at that.
14:00 The kiss.
14:01 The kiss.
14:02 We got it.
14:03 We got it.
14:03 EFT.
14:04 Back to back.
14:05 That's--
14:05 EFT.
14:06 Here we go.
14:07 That is an original needle, too.
14:08 [INAUDIBLE]
14:11 Yeah.
14:12 Don't call me weak, you motherfucker.
14:15 I fucking got it.
14:17 The duster's coming in, boys.
14:19 Got one.
14:21 Big one.
14:23 Dusty.
14:24 Dusty Rhodes.
14:26 I'm fucking fighting for my life trying to find these needles.
14:29 I got a good system.
14:30 Even though I haven't found any needles,
14:31 I think this is a good system.
14:32 Got one.
14:33 Yes, Billy.
14:35 Got one.
14:36 Billy tried to grab it last second.
14:38 That's how you dust.
14:39 Oh, motherfucker.
14:40 Yes, Billy.
14:42 Billy.
14:42 I got one.
14:43 Yes.
14:44 I got one.
14:45 Billy.
14:45 I'm so bored.
14:46 Yeah.
14:46 Chad is helping us.
14:48 Thank you, Chad.
14:49 Where should I go dust next, Chad?
14:51 Chad is my friend.
14:52 The Chad wants me to take my son to school in the morning.
14:55 Got it.
14:55 Got it.
14:56 Yes.
14:56 Yes.
14:57 Yes.
14:58 Yay.
14:58 No.
15:00 We did it.
15:01 Yeah.
15:02 39.
15:03 39.
15:04 49.
15:06 That was a tough one.
15:07 Thank you, Chad.
15:08 Thank you, Chad.
15:09 Thank you, Chad.
15:09 Thank you, Chad.
15:10 The Chad came through.
15:11 We said at the start, birthday.
15:14 Oh my gosh.
15:15 Appreciate you guys coming.
15:16 That was a lot of fun.
15:17 Billy--
15:17 Billy--
15:18 --went and found it.
15:18 That one needle was huge.
15:19 Yep.
15:20 We'd still be looking right now.
15:21 We'd still be looking right now.
15:22 It was huge.
15:23 Exactly.
15:23 Huge.
15:24 Exactly.
15:24 Fuck yes.
15:25 Way to go, boys.
15:26 GG's.
15:26 Way to go, boys.
15:28 Now we got to clean this up.
15:29 Now we got to clean this up.
15:31 Thank you, babes.
15:32 All right, Lucas.
15:33 You can shut it down.
15:34 Perfect.
15:38 I feel sick.
15:39 Yeah.
15:40 Look, he gets on your throat.
15:42 Yeah.
15:42 And he stays there.