El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 All right, pizza review time.
00:14 A little rain.
00:15 Joe's Pizza, Wynwood, Miami.
00:17 New.
00:18 I've tried all the jokes.
00:19 And now the joke's on me.
00:23 Because if you're paying attention, product--
00:27 yeah, I'm rich.
00:28 I've said that.
00:29 So I shop at nice stores--
00:31 Gucci, Prada, Dior.
00:34 Occasionally, I'll step it up.
00:36 And what they do at fancy stores is they have a rep.
00:38 They get commission.
00:39 They send you texts, hey, I think you'd like this.
00:41 I think you'd like this.
00:42 Well, Prada sent me a text, hey, Dave, got new styles
00:45 and you'd like it.
00:46 And it looked like I was invading Cuba.
00:49 That's what they sent me.
00:50 It's like, oh, this guy's jumping to Cuba.
00:52 And he's going after Fidel.
00:54 I made jokes.
00:55 I laughed.
00:55 Everyone's like, Dave, you've got to get the whole fit.
00:57 I went into Prada, dead serious, shopped around.
01:02 I spent $6,000 head to toe on this fit.
01:06 What's crazy?
01:08 My wallet, they got 9,000 pockets.
01:11 They don't get a back pocket.
01:16 I think it's a joke.
01:17 But I spent $6,000.
01:19 And then DJ Khalid is making TikToks
01:22 that I now have to go home and I got to duet
01:24 because he's wearing.
01:26 And what's weird is in Miami, I kind of look like I fit in.
01:30 Like people aren't even blinking.
01:31 Like, hey, picture.
01:32 Like, do I have a grenade in here?
01:34 Whatever.
01:34 Joe's one bite everyone knows the rules.
01:36 I'm kind of pulling it off.
01:41 Like, that's the thing that's fucking crazy about it
01:44 is I put it on and I'm like, fuck,
01:48 it looked pretty fucking good.
01:50 Anyway, Joe's.
01:51 And these can vary.
01:52 Go down to Carriage.
01:53 Joe's in New York give it an 8 and 1/2.
01:56 I think Michigan didn't make it to 8.
01:58 They vary.
01:58 I am still insulted that every Joe's I go in
02:01 has a picture of every pizza person sled.
02:04 They never put me on the wall.
02:07 It was good.
02:07 Hey.
02:14 What is that?
02:16 [INAUDIBLE]
02:20 It's all good.
02:21 I know.
02:23 I know.
02:25 Listen, I know.
02:27 Almost Guy knows.
02:28 He's like, you go to Cuba.
02:29 You're about to engage.
02:30 Good luck, sir.
02:30 Guy knows fast.
02:37 This is good.
02:39 This is a great slice.
02:42 8-2 slice.
02:43 This is a great slice.
02:44 This is a great slice.
02:46 I don't know if you'll get them all like this.
02:48 Big shot.
02:48 Bigger than I thought.
02:49 They can vary.
02:51 This is a great Joe's slice.
02:52 8-2.
02:55 I'm sure that's cigar, right?
02:58 Fuck.
02:59 All right.
03:00 There you go.
03:00 That's our view.
03:03 [WHOOSH]
03:05 [Whoosh]
03:07 (whooshing)