El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00If anyone should be doing this review with you, it's me.
00:22Why's that?
00:23Listen, I've been your biggest fan since day one.
00:24Okay.
00:25Okay?
00:26I message you all the way, real quick, before we do this.
00:27Well, I'm already doing it.
00:28Oh, it's a lie?
00:29Well, yeah.
00:30We come out, I get the pizza, I do it.
00:31Fuck it.
00:32So you invite yourself to the pizza?
00:33I was here first.
00:34Oh, you're right.
00:35I thought I'd go pick up my pizza.
00:36Anyways, it's Yes Cafe.
00:37What's your name?
00:38I don't know.
00:39Cristiano.
00:40Cristiano.
00:41We just met a second ago.
00:42You know, by the way, that there's no such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:43No such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:57Everything happens by divine providence.
00:58You're crazy.
00:59You're saying it, and then we get in the water.
01:00It seems like we're in heaven or something.
01:01Oh!
01:02I like that.
01:03I do.
01:04And see?
01:05Are you a practicing Jew?
01:06I know I'm a Jew.
01:07But he's a man of God.
01:08So you can appreciate it.
01:09Yeah, he is.
01:10But see, when I'm hanging out around, probably so many Italians who don't eat pizza.
01:11You see that?
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02:16Believe it or not.
02:17I'm going to say this and this is going to be on YouTube.
02:18Fuck it.
02:19Guys.
02:20Okay.
02:21This is for all the people out there.
02:22No.
02:23Real quick.
02:24Ready?
02:25This is for all the people out there.
02:26Because everyone.
02:27Listen.
02:28You got something.
02:29He's got something.
02:30I'm more open than most people are.
02:31Right?
02:32My name's on Google.
02:33If you want to find out.
02:34What does that mean?
02:35The point is that, listen.
02:36No one's perfect.
02:37Right?
02:38Everyone has a past.
02:39Right?
02:40If we Google you, it's going to be bad shit?
02:41Don't be as funny.
02:42Just fucking.
02:43That's what you said.
02:44Can you be real with me, dog?
02:46Alright.
02:47The point is that we all have made mistakes in our lives.
02:48Right?
02:49Agreed.
02:50Okay?
02:51And you're a very real ass motherfucker.
02:52I've seen you interview with Trump.
02:53Right?
02:54You were very humble down there.
02:55You do all this shit.
02:56The Miami.
02:57You joke around.
02:58I would be.
02:59So do I.
03:00Okay?
03:01I can see it.
03:02The point though is that.
03:03Listen.
03:04All the bullshit.
03:05Miami's full of all this bullshit.
03:06Right?
03:07He's from the Northeast.
03:08I'm from Philadelphia.
03:09Okay?
03:10So we keep it a buck.
03:11Right?
03:12I'm going to keep it a bucket.
03:13Okay.
03:14I've made mistakes.
03:15But everyone is capable of changing.
03:16And everyone deserves a second chance.
03:17If it seems legit.
03:18If it seems genuine.
03:19If they seem like they're on some bullshit show.
03:20You can say.
03:21Vete pa la pinga.
03:22Get the fuck out.
03:23Right?
03:24Or an Italian on the property would say.
03:25Ma va te?
03:26Get lost.
03:27Right?
03:28But if someone shows a sincere.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:30I'm sorry.
03:31I'm sorry.
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03:40I'm sorry.
03:41I'm sorry.
03:42I'm sorry.
03:43Absolute commitment to a bettering life.
03:44Give them a second chance.
03:45Why not.
03:46Right.
03:47Right.
03:48Why not.
03:49I agree with that.
03:51This pizza by the way is being like 640.
03:52I gotta make a score of 640.
03:53It felt like an East Coast pizza or something.
03:57Well listen.
03:58If you want a really good pizza.
03:59I think you made a dumbon already before.
04:01I don't know if this is the original location.
04:03It's called Pizza firmiore.
04:04There?
04:05Oh my God.
04:06Listen.
04:07I thought we were...
04:08If you have time.
04:09I don't know how much time you have.
04:10I've been to every single piece of it yet and all of the
04:14Every single one, maybe other than five. Okay, mr. Oh one every single one
04:21I love this guy. You're too fucking deep in the fucking pizza community. Don't well-respected to trip me up with some self
04:28That's like a tourist shit
04:30I know they are but don't go beyond the superficial Brickle South Beach type shit
04:42I probably have I know you have but I'm saying, you know, that's like those are good
04:46It's everywhere you get because you've been even outside the u.s
04:50You'll be right, you know in your heart that the best spots are the ones they have the fucking different chairs
04:57Tables don't match the paint's falling off the wall. Sometimes I just gave you the best of my hand
05:04Why would I lie
05:10Well, that's the best New York
05:15Because listen the way he does his reviews and he's doing it more so now than ever is
05:22by
05:24Style right because I like this and everyone
05:29I'm talking like right talk about tradition forget about you know
05:33How how long someone puts a fucking pizza in an oven right that doesn't determine right like the roof
05:39It's like saying you're not Jewish
05:41Got blonde hair and someone in fucking me. I just thought yeah, you want me real that analogy
05:47No, that's not. Okay. Fine. Take it down. It's like right like we're gonna keep it real
05:53Okay, fine, so someone's not like your culture is not the color, right
06:05We're talking pizza
06:07So let's talk pizza
06:08Detroit style is different than New York style is different than Napolitano is different than the Roman style is different than
06:16I don't know. What's your faith?
06:19My favorite style means know your favorite pizza in Miami
06:27Place you've never been to
06:32I love Jewish. Listen, I tried to fight. I've never I
06:37What I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna bless you with my boy. Listen. Oh, I
06:42Tried actually I met this Jewish rabbi of 41st Street, right? Yeah, Arthur Godfrey
06:46I asked him if he would be kind enough to kind of
06:50inculcate me
06:53You know, no, thank you, but we'll give it to homeless person to some to some synagogue, right?
06:59Well, I do one on your favorite pizza
07:02Well, we're the lead
07:06The most
07:08So you say that I can say whatever I want because I am what I say
07:11Yeah, well, I didn't blare it out, but I everyone knows me
07:14I've been to prison bro, but favorite beats
07:19They call me a red bone
07:21Oh, I want knows your favorite pizza. It's a Nostra. It's a Nostra. All right, there it is