Aired (February 17, 2024): Lahat ng pamilya ni Chito ay may date sa Valentine's, pero hindi ito nagpakabog dahil tatlong babae ang nais siyang makasama sa araw ng mga puso! Pero sino kaya ang pipiliin niya sa mga ito? Samantala, sina Mara, Vincent, at Robert naman ay magpapatalbugan para maging Drag Lord!
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00:00 [theme music]
00:02 -Is that pink? -This one?
00:09 Yes.
00:10 Do you like this one more?
00:12 -What? -Oh, no!
00:14 What are you doing? I thought you were going to come with me.
00:17 Wait a minute. I'm just choosing clothes.
00:20 Clothes? For what?
00:21 Valentine's Day.
00:23 Oh, right. It's already Wednesday.
00:25 Yes, it's only been two days and I haven't chosen anything yet.
00:28 Jacob and I are having our first Valentine's Day.
00:30 I told my mom that I don't have any clothes.
00:33 What do you mean you don't have any clothes?
00:35 No, even the T-shirt is fine.
00:38 We're just going to stay at home and Jacob and I will be on a date.
00:41 Oh, no. That's not allowed.
00:42 No matter where you go, you should look good.
00:45 Oh, right. What's your mom's point?
00:47 But where are we going to date?
00:49 I don't want to waste time on dates.
00:52 We're just going to stay here and I'll cook.
00:55 Oh, right. But don't wear clothes.
00:58 Don't wear expensive clothes because this is just a house.
01:01 What are you thinking?
01:02 I'll go ahead. I'll wait for you there.
01:04 Sir!
01:05 Today is the last day to register for the biggest drag competition online.
01:14 Just click the link below and register.
01:17 It's that easy. You don't want to miss this.
01:21 You never know, you might be the one to be the winner.
01:25 Drag Lord 2024.
01:27 And cut.
01:33 Was that fabulous?
01:36 Good take.
01:38 Was I good?
01:40 Come on, tell me.
01:42 It was good.
01:44 Is my question troubling you?
01:47 Why can't you answer?
01:50 Sir!
01:51 Yes, your order.
01:53 Good. I've been hungry for a while.
01:57 Thank you, uncle.
01:58 Hey, that's not free. You have to pay.
02:01 I don't know if I want to pay for this.
02:05 Miss Vida, this is the one you ordered.
02:10 How much is that?
02:11 It's only 700.
02:18 How much is your love?
02:22 She's the one who gave me this racket.
02:28 Miss Viva.
02:30 Viva la diva.
02:33 Cheater.
02:35 Good thing my friend trusted me.
02:40 My friend recommended him.
02:42 But he's doing something else.
02:45 What?
02:46 I'm the one who made the video, I'm the one who edited it.
02:50 What else?
02:51 You haven't told me that I'm beautiful.
02:54 I'm not.
02:56 I'm not beautiful?
02:57 I'm not saying that I'm not.
03:01 So you're trying to be beautiful to me?
03:03 No.
03:05 How dare you?
03:07 Because you're so beautiful.
03:09 Really?
03:14 Cheater.
03:15 Do you find me beautiful?
03:18 No.
03:19 What?
03:20 I haven't paid yet.
03:23 Oh.
03:24 He hasn't paid yet.
03:27 Oh, Toy.
03:37 Hi.
03:38 How are you?
03:39 I'm good.
03:40 Come here, Toy. Elsa is ready.
03:42 Elsa is here.
03:44 Sir is calling you.
03:46 Oh, he's calling me?
03:48 I knew it.
03:49 Sorry, sir.
03:50 This is Viva la diva's drug lord.
03:52 It's funny.
03:53 We've been watching this since last night.
03:56 Viva la diva is so good.
03:58 She changes her look.
04:00 You should be careful.
04:02 You're addicted to those drugs.
04:04 Sir, don't be like that.
04:05 Someone might hear you.
04:07 What did I say?
04:08 I'm not a drug addict.
04:11 Sis.
04:12 Have you thought of what we should do this Wednesday?
04:15 Not yet.
04:17 Let's eat first and then watch a movie.
04:21 Maybe you want to go on a picnic.
04:23 That's fine.
04:24 What are we going to eat?
04:26 What else?
04:27 Hotdog.
04:28 How about we don't go on a date?
04:30 You're so annoying.
04:35 Bumsy.
04:36 Yes.
04:37 Hey, put the phone down.
04:39 I'm going to file for leave on Wednesday.
04:42 Wednesday?
04:43 Yes.
04:44 Wait.
04:45 Wednesday.
04:46 But that's Valentine's Day.
04:48 That's why I'm going to leave.
04:50 Mara already asked you to leave.
04:52 We already talked about it.
04:53 I'm going to leave first.
04:55 Acla.
04:56 We already talked about it.
04:59 I'm going to leave first.
05:01 But that's Valentine's Day.
05:03 Yes.
05:04 Patrick and I already left.
05:08 We can't leave together.
05:10 We'll get scolded.
05:12 Yes.
05:13 And Acla, you don't have a boyfriend.
05:16 I have one.
05:17 Janice has one.
05:18 Give it to us.
05:20 That's right.
05:21 Because I don't have a boyfriend, I don't have the right to leave.
05:24 Fine.
05:27 Hey, where are you going?
05:31 I'm going to look for a boyfriend.
05:33 Sorry, I'm a bit late.
05:37 I was waiting for my delivery.
05:39 No problem.
05:40 Is that all you're going to deliver?
05:43 Yes.
05:44 My cousin needs it.
05:47 I was thinking of taking a half day today
05:50 so I could be the one to bring it.
05:52 But my cousin didn't come in,
05:55 so I can't leave early.
05:58 Okay.
05:59 Don't worry, I'll deliver it right away.
06:02 Thank you.
06:05 By the way, Chito,
06:07 are you free Wednesday?
06:11 Wednesday?
06:12 I'm okay, why?
06:16 Really?
06:17 Do you want to go out with me?
06:19 Us?
06:20 Yeah, I want to watch a movie with you.
06:24 And after that, let's have dinner.
06:26 Sure.
06:27 No problem.
06:28 I'm okay.
06:29 I mean, I'm okay.
06:31 Really?
06:32 Really.
06:33 See you.
06:41 See you.
06:42 Chito, I'll go deliver.
06:48 Oh, yes.
06:50 Bye.
06:53 Bye.
06:54 It's so pretty.
06:57 We chose a nice one.
06:59 Wait, wait.
07:00 This one, this one. Point five.
07:02 Aura.
07:03 One more, one more.
07:05 One more.
07:06 Yes, it's so pretty.
07:11 One more pose.
07:12 What did the actress say?
07:16 She bought a gown from Ate Tere.
07:18 She'll be joining Vida La Divas Drag Lord.
07:22 It's a drag competition online.
07:24 It's trending right now.
07:26 What?
07:28 She'll be joining?
07:30 Yes.
07:31 Wait.
07:32 There it is.
07:34 Can I have a look?
07:37 Yes, we'll have a glitter.
07:39 Tere, do you have more gowns?
07:42 Yes, I have.
07:43 I have a lot.
07:44 What do you want?
07:45 Pink, white, blue, violet, pink.
07:48 Do you want a lot?
07:49 Pusha.
07:50 No.
07:51 I'll buy all of them.
07:52 Because I'll also be joining the Drag Lord.
07:57 Why are you joining?
07:58 Do you know how to drag?
07:59 Don't talk back to me.
08:01 Okay, I know you're just mad at me.
08:04 That's why you want to fight me.
08:05 I won't just fight you.
08:07 I'll surpass you.
08:10 Thank you, sir.
08:13 Sir, I forwarded the email of Mr. Song Sang.
08:17 He's inviting us to his new Korean Circle in Manila.
08:21 Can you attend that?
08:25 He said that you should experience it first hand
08:29 so that you can assess and give feedback.
08:33 Okay.
08:34 When is it?
08:35 It's on Wednesday, sir.
08:36 Wednesday.
08:37 Wait, it's Valentine's Day, right?
08:41 Yes, sir.
08:42 Oh, I see.
08:44 I was just about to embarrass Elsa.
08:47 She doesn't have a plan yet.
08:49 Sir, can Patrick and I just stay there for the day?
08:53 Sure, we can just stay together.
08:55 Thank you, sir.
08:56 Patrick is so quick.
08:58 Good idea, Pepito, my friend.
09:00 What are you doing here?
09:01 Actually, I was just about to suggest that we should celebrate Valentine's Day this Wednesday.
09:08 So, you can just leave me alone.
09:10 Wait, I'm talking to Janice, not you.
09:13 Pepito, my friend.
09:14 It's more fun to celebrate Valentine's Day when you're celebrating it with friends.
09:20 Right?
09:22 Go ahead, just tell Mara.
09:24 Okay.
09:26 Make sure that you come here.
09:27 Okay, thank you, of course.
09:29 I thought you're going to borrow money.
09:31 Well, actually, I'm going to borrow money.
09:35 Mara and I are going to celebrate Valentine's Day this Wednesday.
09:39 But I'm not going to borrow money this time.
09:41 You're going to give us a treat.
09:42 What?
09:43 Okay.
09:45 Do you want me to borrow money from you?
09:48 No, no, it's okay.
09:49 Go ahead.
09:50 It's okay.
09:51 It's a date.
09:52 Welcome to our den!
09:55 You're the third batch of those who registered for today.
10:01 All in all, you're about 60.
10:03 But we're going to choose 8 people who will compete for this year's Drag Lord.
10:12 Remember, this isn't just a contest.
10:17 This isn't just a catalyst for excellence.
10:20 This competition before you is actually a pursuit of grace.
10:25 A drag race for unparalleled spectacle.
10:30 Do you have any questions?
10:34 Yes.
10:35 How are you going to choose the top 8?
10:37 Good question.
10:39 You need to bring me your drag look and your performance as a drag queen.
10:46 That will be our basis for choosing the winner and competing for this year's Drag Lord.
10:55 And to get your inspiration, watch this performance I made for you.
11:02 There.
11:05 Clean.
11:07 Perfect.
11:08 Oh my!
11:09 It looks like someone can't be beaten.
11:12 And it looks like you.
11:15 Really?
11:16 Really?
11:18 Why? What's your talent?
11:20 Nothing!
11:21 I don't have a talent.
11:23 At least I'm beautiful.
11:25 And you? Are you beautiful?
11:27 Hey, hey, hey!
11:29 What's wrong?
11:30 Are you fighting?
11:31 What?
11:33 We're not fighting.
11:34 Who's fighting?
11:35 No.
11:37 This is how we talk to this gay.
11:39 Right?
11:40 Of course, grandma.
11:42 Grandma? Are you a fetus?
11:45 No, but I'm still beautiful.
11:48 Thank you for the injection.
11:49 You have a lot of injections on your body.
11:52 Of course, I have money.
11:53 You're old and you're poor.
11:56 You're so annoying.
11:57 Mr. Song Sam sent an invitation for the Korean Circle.
12:04 What's Korean Circle?
12:05 Korean Circle is like a convention of their products.
12:10 There are a lot of Korean products?
12:12 I think there are.
12:13 And by the way,
12:15 can we also go there on Wednesday?
12:18 Yes, it's okay with me.
12:20 As long as there's no expense.
12:22 Because I don't want to spend money for that date.
12:25 No, no, there's no expense.
12:27 It depends if we're going to buy something or not.
12:30 But it's up to us.
12:31 And by the way,
12:33 I also sent Janice and Patrick to join us.
12:36 Tommy heard about it.
12:39 And Mara, I also invited them.
12:41 It's like we're having a group date.
12:43 That's so nice.
12:45 Oh, and you,
12:46 what's your date?
12:47 On Wednesday?
12:48 Wednesday?
12:49 Join us.
12:50 No, I don't have one.
12:51 What's on Wednesday?
12:52 It's obviously a single.
12:55 It's Valentine's Day.
12:57 Oh, it's Valentine's Day?
12:58 Yes.
12:59 Are you free Wednesday?
13:02 I'm okay, why?
13:04 Do you want to go out with me?
13:05 Sure, no problem.
13:08 Really?
13:09 Oh, that's it.
13:12 Why? What's the problem?
13:14 Nothing,
13:16 I don't have a date on Wednesday.
13:18 Oh, you're just imagining it.
13:21 Oh, like that.
13:23 Yes, yes.
13:24 Oh, I don't want to eat like that.
13:27 You haven't finished eating?
13:29 Not yet.
13:30 You're just imagining it, you're full.
13:32 Sorry.
13:35 Sorry, bro.
13:36 Here you go.
13:38 He's crying.
13:39 He's crying.
13:40 Miss, where's Kara?
13:51 She's downstairs.
13:53 Here's your order.
13:56 Thank you.
13:58 It's good that you got my order.
14:00 I have a question.
14:02 What is it?
14:04 I'm having a half day on Wednesday.
14:07 Do you have plans?
14:09 Wednesday?
14:11 Do you want to go out with me?
14:13 Sure, no problem.
14:16 I want to have dinner outside.
14:18 Are you free?
14:20 Dinner?
14:21 Yes, G?
14:23 G!
14:25 Yay!
14:26 Just message me where you want to go and what time.
14:30 Okay.
14:34 See you.
14:35 See you.
14:36 What's going on?
14:51 I don't know.
14:52 You're always like that, brother.
14:55 Why me?
14:56 I'm not the one who's always bothering them.
14:58 I'm just saying that you're always the one who doesn't know what to do when you have a problem.
15:03 What's with you?
15:04 You're used to these kinds of situations.
15:08 You can handle it.
15:10 If you don't want to, I'll be the one to deal with it.
15:13 I've changed.
15:15 I don't want to get hurt because of me.
15:18 It's just a pity, right?
15:20 I heard that, brother.
15:22 It's good that you have a problem like that.
15:26 My problem is that I don't have a date for Valentine's Day.
15:31 Miss Vida is my date.
15:34 Brother, if I were you, tell me your real situation.
15:39 Tell me that you're with them.
15:41 Because if I were the girl, I would like to tell you the truth.
15:45 How can I do that?
15:47 Then, start with an apology.
15:51 Sorry.
15:53 It's okay.
15:54 I understand.
15:56 The truth is, I'm ashamed to tell you but I'm the first one to tell Amber.
16:03 At least, be honest with me.
16:07 That's what's right.
16:10 But why don't you just continue your date with Amber?
16:15 I don't want to be unfair to you, so...
16:18 But don't worry.
16:22 I'll make it up to you.
16:24 Movie and dinner?
16:27 Movie and dinner.
16:32 This is so sexy!
16:38 Baby, I'll make it up to you.
16:41 It's perfect.
16:43 This is it.
16:45 I like this.
16:47 Is this for you?
16:50 For you?
16:51 For Bertha.
16:52 But this is for me.
16:55 Did you tell Bertha about tomorrow?
17:00 I told Pito to bring you guys.
17:02 Yes, ma'am. He's excited.
17:05 But ma'am, we might leave early. I have to go to Webis.
17:09 Yes, that's your leave, right?
17:12 Where are you going?
17:13 It's your secret, ma'am.
17:16 Just don't tell anyone.
17:19 Okay.
17:20 We're going to watch "Drag Lord" by Vida La Diva.
17:26 Because this is the story.
17:28 Wait.
17:31 You're not joining the "Drag Lord", right?
17:33 How did you know?
17:35 You're joining?
17:38 Yes.
17:40 It's not just women and gays who join.
17:42 I've watched a guy who does this.
17:46 Patrick and I used to do this.
17:48 Oh, I see.
17:51 But Bertha knows, right?
17:53 Yes, she's the one who gave me the "Drag Name".
17:56 What?
17:58 Kitty.
17:59 Hello, Kitty?
18:01 Kitty Perry.
18:02 Karine, I want to see you.
18:10 Of course.
18:11 You can see it there.
18:12 It's so beautiful here. There are so many people.
18:15 Let's look for a "tokboki".
18:16 Yes, that's delicious.
18:18 That's my favorite.
18:19 Is there a favorite?
18:20 I'm just looking for it.
18:22 I didn't say it's my favorite.
18:23 No, you didn't.
18:25 Pitch, it's good that you brought us here.
18:28 I read online that there are a lot of jewelry and beauty products that you're going to sell.
18:34 Here, here.
18:36 Let's make a deal.
18:37 We won't spend a lot.
18:39 Here.
18:41 We might get in trouble.
18:42 No, I'll take care of it.
18:44 I'll take care of it.
18:45 You mean, you'll buy anything I want?
18:48 No, I don't withdraw money.
18:50 And we don't have money to pay for it.
18:52 Wait, wait.
18:54 How can we buy it?
18:56 How can we shoplift?
18:58 Why are you asking me?
18:59 You said we're going to shoplift, right?
19:02 Yes, I did.
19:04 Okay, I'll answer it.
19:05 Really?
19:07 You shoplift, okay?
19:08 I'll answer your fiancé.
19:09 Okay, good luck.
19:13 We're going to shoplift.
19:14 We are famous for being affordable yet high quality.
19:18 Like for this rose gold bracelet with amethyst in jade.
19:21 For example, in the market, you can buy it for 10,000 pesos, but here, it's only 5,000 pesos.
19:28 But if you buy five pieces, I'll give you 20,000 pesos.
19:33 You know, ma'am, it's expensive.
19:36 What's the matter? I know someone who…
19:38 This is authentic.
19:39 Let's ask someone else.
19:41 We're the only ones who have it.
19:42 It's more expensive than my salary.
19:44 It's Valentine's Day.
19:46 Isn't it expensive?
19:48 Compared to your love.
19:50 Yes, and you know, we'll save a lot because I saw it online.
19:55 It's really expensive.
19:56 Ah, good.
19:58 Okay, go ahead.
20:00 We don't have money.
20:02 No, I'll pay first, then you can pay me.
20:05 Huh?
20:07 You don't want to pay, but you love it.
20:09 Oh, you really love it?
20:11 What do you mean, I really love it?
20:12 I really didn't say that.
20:13 I said I love you.
20:14 Go ahead, choose.
20:16 I love you.
20:18 Yes, I love you.
20:20 Look at that.
20:21 There, look at that.
20:22 You can buy this.
20:24 Where are those?
20:28 They're looking for a store of Korean beauty products.
20:32 I'll go with them.
20:34 You're not going with them?
20:35 I'm not okay.
20:36 My skin is for Europeans.
20:37 Wow.
20:40 You know,
20:41 let's call them so we can eat.
20:44 No, let them enjoy.
20:47 While they're enjoying, let's enjoy too.
20:50 Hey, where are we going?
20:52 There's a corn dog, let's buy it.
20:54 I saw that, there's a lot of corn dogs.
20:56 Really? Or we might run out.
20:58 I saw it too, it's already out.
21:00 I want to go there.
21:06 Hello.
21:08 Hi.
21:09 Here.
21:10 Thank you.
21:12 Wow.
21:16 I'm so tired.
21:18 We're tired too, we've been waiting for you.
21:21 Did you like what you bought?
21:22 Yes, but Mimi can't see it because she'll take all of this.
21:28 Oh, Madam Elsa.
21:30 Oh, right, our debts to you.
21:33 Did you list them?
21:35 We'll pay it right away.
21:37 Thank you.
21:38 That's okay, it's important that we save.
21:41 No, what's important is that you enjoyed.
21:44 We?
21:46 Is it really us?
21:47 You're the one who enjoyed.
21:50 No, I enjoy when you enjoy.
21:54 Yeah.
21:55 I'll make up for it.
21:57 You don't want it?
22:00 I said I don't want it.
22:02 Miss, delivery for Sheena.
22:06 Oh, she remembered, thank you.
22:08 Who's Amber?
22:11 She didn't leave, she's so annoying, I went ahead.
22:14 Is that so?
22:16 Can I use the bathroom?
22:18 Sure, but use the other lock, the door is broken.
22:21 Okay, thank you.
22:23 Tol.
22:29 Tol, where are you?
22:31 I'm on my way home, why?
22:32 I'm on my way to you, I have nothing to do.
22:35 I'm with my friend, he has a date.
22:36 Okay, I'm at home, having Valentine's.
22:38 Okay, bye.
22:39 Tol, open this.
22:52 Miss?
22:54 Open this, please, I'm locked.
22:56 Wait, wait.
22:57 Please, open it.
23:00 Stay away from the door, I'll push it, don't lock it.
23:05 Okay.
23:06 One, two, three.
23:08 Gabby?
23:13 Cheeto?
23:15 How are you?
23:30 Okay, you go first.
23:33 Okay.
23:34 I just want to say thank you.
23:38 I thought I'll be locked there forever.
23:41 There's no forever.
23:43 Oh, Cheeto.
23:45 You know, you haven't changed.
23:50 You're still so funny.
23:52 You're still beautiful.
23:56 How's life?
24:00 You want to go down?
24:01 Okay, you go first.
24:03 No, you go first.
24:05 You tell me.
24:06 I just want to know if you can avoid me.
24:13 What do you mean?
24:15 I'm calling your number and you're not replying to my chats.
24:20 Sorry, Cheeto.
24:23 You know, a lot of things happened.
24:26 Like what?
24:28 You know, if I tell you, we'll just get a bit of a cold.
24:32 What? No, it's okay. I'm willing to listen.
24:35 And you?
24:37 Yes, I just want to cherish this moment that we met again.
24:45 And I'm really happy.
24:47 Me too.
24:49 Happy Valentine's Day.
24:51 Happy Valentine's Day.
24:52 Oh, Cheeto, I have to go.
25:10 You're leaving?
25:12 Yes, I'm so sorry.
25:14 It's okay.
25:15 I'll see you.
25:18 See you.
25:20 Goodbye.
25:21 Is she still not here?
25:23 She's not here.
25:24 Is that so?
25:25 What time is it?
25:26 I don't know.
25:27 Did she say?
25:29 No.
25:30 You should be the one who's more suspicious.
25:33 Why me?
25:34 You're the one who's texting.
25:35 Texting?
25:37 Why would I text Spaghetti?
25:39 Spaghetti?
25:40 Yes, Spaghetti, the one I'm asking you about.
25:42 Oh, I thought you were talking about Cheeto.
25:46 You're so confused.
25:47 I'm not replying to your texts.
25:49 It looks like she's already looking for a date.
25:51 Oh, there you are.
25:54 I'll leave you two alone.
25:55 Okay, baby.
25:56 Where have you been?
25:58 Why did you take so long?
25:59 Nothing.
26:00 I thought I was going to have a date.
26:01 We're really going to have a date.
26:07 You're so annoying.
26:09 I'm sorry about last night.
26:13 I didn't know that we're the only women who are together.
26:19 That's okay.
26:21 I told you that I'm happy when you're happy.
26:23 Really?
26:24 Yes.
26:25 And you got your revenge last night.
26:27 Right?
26:29 You're so annoying.
26:31 How are you two?
26:34 How was your date?
26:35 Mama Jacob cooked a steak.
26:37 It was so good.
26:38 You really remember how to cook.
26:41 Of course.
26:42 It's like that.
26:43 Food is part of the date.
26:45 How about you?
26:47 How was your date?
26:48 We were supposed to have two dates.
26:49 But my brother refused.
26:51 What happened?
26:53 Cara and Amber are both in Pagaya.
26:58 I don't want to be unfriendly to them.
27:00 So I chose not to have a date.
27:02 Really?
27:03 You don't have a date?
27:04 You're so unlucky.
27:05 No, sir.
27:07 I have a date tonight.
27:08 Who is it?
27:10 It's Erwin.
27:11 Hello?
27:19 Hello, ma'am.
27:20 I'm leaving.
27:21 I'm here with the guy I told you about.
27:22 Are you outside?
27:25 No, I'm in the kitchen.
27:27 Why don't you say goodbye?
27:29 Come here.
27:30 Okay.
27:31 Ma'am, sir.
27:34 I'm leaving.
27:35 Okay.
27:36 Sis, we're leaving.
27:41 Okay.
27:42 Okay, we'll go next.
27:44 Okay, you go first.
27:46 I'm really pretty.
27:49 I'm really pretty.
27:51 No bad blood.
27:53 Who needs bad blood here?
27:56 I'm just JVJV.
27:59 Even if I don't have a boyfriend.
28:00 Single lady, but happy.
28:04 That's why I'm addicted to those kind of rumors.
28:06 Because those kind of rumors, I just shake it off.
28:10 What a beautiful liar.
28:13 That's how it is when you feel pretty.
28:16 Excuse me.
28:18 I'm not pretending to be pretty.
28:20 I'm really pretty.
28:22 You're the one I'm looking at.
28:25 It's like I'm looking at a blank space.
28:28 Listen.
28:32 You're not just pretty on the outside.
28:35 I can't see it on your face.
28:38 Vincent, that's personal.
28:41 Don't start with me.
28:43 You're still young.
28:44 I'm not young anymore.
28:45 I'm getting older and I'm helping the elderly.
28:47 No, you're still young.
28:49 You're still young?
28:50 Vincent.
28:51 What is this?
28:54 Shall we grab a popcorn and turn this into a riveted performance?
29:00 This is so sexy.
29:02 He's saying such cruel things to me.
29:04 It's like a cruel summer.
29:07 Hello.
29:10 You're the one I was listening to earlier.
29:12 Why didn't you just say my name?
29:14 Say my name.
29:16 Say my name.
29:17 Silence.
29:18 Ladies, calm down.
29:21 Remember.
29:22 You're queeze.
29:24 Therefore, act as such.
29:28 Hey.
29:29 Hey.
29:30 Hey.
29:31 Goodness gracious.
29:33 The dark horse is here.
29:34 So, babe?
29:36 Rawr.
29:38 Ladies, gentlemen, and all of your fabulous souls.
29:45 Welcome to the night of pure extravaganza and shimmering excellence.
29:51 Are you ready to turn up the glam?
29:54 Are you ready to turn up the glam and sashay to a world of glitter and gaiety?
30:00 This is Drag Race.
30:04 [Cheering]
30:07 [Cheering]
30:10 [Cheering]
30:11 [Music]
30:39 Your babe?
30:40 Your babe?
30:42 The babe of the town.
30:44 Bebeonce.
30:46 [Cheering]
30:48 [Music]
30:53 A heart hole?
30:54 I'll fix it.
30:56 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
30:58 The goddess who was born from stress.
31:02 Taylor Swift.
31:04 [Cheering]
31:07 [Music]
31:12 Meow, meow, meow.
31:14 Pippi Perry.
31:16 [Cheering]
31:24 [Music]
31:52 [Cheering]
31:55 [Music]
32:06 Ladies and gentlemen, this is that moment that we've been waiting for.
32:12 [Applause]
32:14 After an evening of sheer magnificence and jaw-dropping talent,
32:20 it's time to crown our shining star this year's Drag Lord.
32:27 [Cheering]
32:33 The one who has captivated our hearts and dazzled us with her brilliance.
32:39 The 2024 Drag Lord is...
32:44 [Drum roll]
32:56 Our 2024 Drag Lord is...
32:59 Kitty Perry!
33:01 [Cheering]
33:08 Wait a minute.
33:09 That's not for you.
33:10 That's not for you to crown.
33:12 I'm the winner.
33:13 What's wrong with you?
33:14 You should be ashamed of the real gays.
33:16 That's yours.
33:17 No, it's mine.
33:18 [Cheering]
33:24 This Valentine's Day, let's always remember the true meaning of the day of hearts.
33:30 This is not just a day to give flowers, chocolates, and expensive gifts.
33:36 On this day, we should remember the true meaning of love.
33:42 Love to our friends, family, and of course, to the people who are special to our hearts.
33:49 On this day, let's open our hearts and make new memories that we can bring back in the future.
33:58 [Music]
34:06 Oh, okay.
34:07 It's yours.
34:08 No, it's yours.
34:09 It's yours.
34:10 Oh, my.
34:11 Okay, here you go.
34:13 Let's just be a couple.
34:15 Thank you.
34:19 You know, you should be the one who won.
34:24 What? You're so mean. You deserve it.
34:30 Let's just be the true Reina.
34:34 That's true.
34:36 Girls, don't be mad at me.
34:44 I came here to give this to you.
34:50 I don't really want to get corona.
34:52 I joined because I want to experience and enjoy.
34:58 So, this is for you.
35:01 Really?
35:03 Yes.
35:04 Let's be a couple.
35:07 Okay.
35:08 You want to be a couple?
35:10 Yes.
35:11 There.
35:14 Hurry.
35:15 Hurry.
35:16 So good.
35:17 You're a couple now.
35:18 Hurry.
35:19 Hurry.
35:21 So good.
35:23 Right?
35:24 Why are you asking me?
35:29 I thought he was going to shoplift.
35:31 Shoplift?
35:33 Okay, sir.
35:35 One more.
35:36 Why are you asking me?
35:37 We're not going to shoplift him, right?
35:39 Okay, I'll answer.
35:41 Really?
35:42 Yes, you'll shoplift him and I'll answer for you.
35:44 I'll be a couple.
35:45 First time in the company.
35:47 Yes, it's the first time.
35:48 Who do you love?
35:51 My uncle.
35:58 I thought he was going to ask.
36:03 I'm kidding.
36:04 Hi.
36:06 What's up?
36:07 What's up?
36:08 What's up?
36:09 What's up?
36:10 (electronic music)
36:12 (whooshing)