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00:00:35 What's our say what's our status boy? Oh
00:00:37 It's Cecil the turtle there wasn't enough room on the name tag for the turtle
00:00:43 So it just says Cecil, but I am a turtle. I don't care if you're the Loch Ness monster
00:00:48 Well, you should care are they in position or not, son?
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00:00:54 Now they are
00:01:11 There she is the elusive Laura
00:01:15 Colter blooms once every 200 years and today's I say today's our lucky day
00:01:22 commence operation flower grab commence operation flower grab
00:01:27 Operation flower grab who came up with that name
00:01:40 That was me
00:01:43 You're fired
00:01:45 What happened I'll tell you what happened
00:02:02 Someone just got to the world's most powerful weapon before we did
00:02:08 I'll say someone just got to the world's most powerful weapon. Okay, we heard you the first time
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00:03:25 Excuse me. Oh
00:03:27 Sorry, didn't see you there. I was just taking my lunch break. Actually, that's not true
00:03:32 I was sleeping under the counter, but that's only cuz my boss doesn't give me a sleep break, which I think is weird
00:03:38 I'm sorry. Did you need something? I'd like to buy this perfume. Ooh
00:03:42 Really you want to buy this? Why is it bad? No, it's not bad. It's it's just
00:03:53 Well, it's fine, I mean sure it's got some jasmine a hint of vanilla maybe a little sandalwood but does this move you
00:04:00 What do you mean a scent needs to transport you?
00:04:05 It needs to caress you evoke memories make you feel like you're not alone a scent should envelop you
00:04:11 Take care of you. Love you. Does this then do that for you?
00:04:15 I need to call my therapist
00:04:21 What on earth do you think you're doing your job is to sell perfume this isn't perfume oh
00:04:27 Here we go
00:04:29 It isn't you don't think any perfume is good enough mine will be don't tell me you're still clinging to the idea that you're gonna
00:04:37 Create the most beautiful fragrance in the world take it to Paris and sell it to the house of mouffette
00:04:42 That's exactly what I'm gonna do Lola the house of mouffette is the preeminent perfumery in the industry
00:04:49 They're not interested in a little shop girl who makes perfume in her bathtub. I make them in my sink
00:04:56 Okay, the bathtub is where I keep my sweaters. I have a very teeny apartment
00:05:00 I keep my shoes in my stove. My freezers full of sunglasses
00:05:02 I don't care just like the house of mouffette is never gonna care about your perfume
00:05:07 It doesn't matter that Giovanni doesn't believe in me. All that matters is that I believe in me
00:05:12 Is that right or is it I believe in myself?
00:05:16 Is that I believe in I self?
00:05:19 No, that's definitely wrong. I'm gonna stick with I believe in me
00:05:22 The world can be such a stinky place with the stench of humanity in your face
00:05:30 I'm gonna clear the room
00:05:32 When I create my own
00:05:35 Perfume
00:05:37 I've got a smell in my mind
00:05:39 I'm gonna let it loose all over the world
00:05:41 I know that my fragrance will make a real difference
00:05:47 Cause a scent is worth a thousand words
00:05:49 I'll break open a bunch of candy bars
00:05:53 And harvest out the nougat
00:05:55 Then I'll take the odor from a four leaf clover
00:05:59 And mix them all into it
00:06:03 Sandalwood
00:06:05 Sure smells good
00:06:07 When you blend it with apple kaya
00:06:09 A hint of some geranium
00:06:13 This toilette is oh so fine
00:06:15 Like a butterfly
00:06:19 If butterflies smelled
00:06:21 Like puppies and forgiveness and wishing well
00:06:23 I've got a smell in my mind
00:06:27 I'm gonna let it loose all over the world
00:06:31 I know that my fragrance will make a real difference
00:06:33 Cause a scent is worth a thousand words
00:06:37 I've got a niche to find a witch
00:06:41 And harness all of her powers
00:06:43 We'll fly on her broom to the top of the moon
00:06:47 And we'll lasso all the flowers
00:06:51 I think there are flowers on the moon
00:06:53 I mean I'm not 100% sure but I'm like 90% sure
00:06:55 Okay maybe 80
00:06:57 I'll take my fragrance to
00:06:59 The United Nations
00:07:01 All the leaders of the world
00:07:05 Will be in the room
00:07:07 Then I will spritz my fabulous signature smell
00:07:11 Into the air conditioning vents
00:07:15 And they'll forget for a sec why they don't get along
00:07:19 And they'll find peace through my perfume
00:07:23 I mean let's be real
00:07:25 I don't get how diplomacy works
00:07:27 But I think this could work
00:07:29 I've got a smell in my mind
00:07:31 I'm gonna let it loose all over the world
00:07:33 I know that my fragrance will make a real difference
00:07:37 Cause a scent is worth a thousand words
00:07:41 You're fired
00:07:49 Okay, fired
00:07:55 Ooh
00:07:57 Didn't see that coming
00:07:59 But it's okay
00:08:05 That's in the past and it's just gonna make it that much sweeter
00:08:07 When my dream really does come true
00:08:09 Wait a second, that's in the future
00:08:13 Okay, I gotta stay in the present Lola
00:08:15 There's tons to be grateful for here in the present
00:08:17 Like what?
00:08:19 I can't think of anything to be grateful for
00:08:21 I feel like my world is collapsing, I can't breathe
00:08:23 *heavy breathing*
00:08:25 Okay, okay
00:08:31 Gotta think of one little thing to be grateful for
00:08:33 I know, it's a beautiful sunny day
00:08:35 Really?
00:08:41 Hey!
00:08:45 Hey!
00:08:47 *screaming*
00:08:49 *screaming*
00:08:51 What's up doc?
00:09:03 Oh no, I'm not a doctor
00:09:05 I'm a perfume salesperson
00:09:07 Well, I used to be, I just got fired
00:09:09 Sorry to hear that, where to?
00:09:11 Uh, home please
00:09:13 Address?
00:09:15 You know what, it'll be easier if I just direct you
00:09:17 Okay, take a left up here
00:09:19 It'll be quicker, I promise
00:09:21 Okay, now a sharp right
00:09:23 Dude?
00:09:27 Alrighty, just turn left into this alley
00:09:29 Really?
00:09:31 Yeah, just gun it through here
00:09:33 Okay, give me a second
00:09:35 I just, uh, wanna get a lay of the land
00:09:37 Okay, we're good
00:09:39 Now you're gonna wanna make a U-turn
00:09:43 Are you sure you know where you're going?
00:09:45 Uh, I think I know how to get home
00:09:47 I go there every day
00:09:49 Okay, go right over here
00:09:59 Sorry, you're gonna wanna turn around
00:10:01 Sorry, left, left, left
00:10:03 One more right, ooh, I don't know this area
00:10:05 Um, can you just do a quick U-turn?
00:10:07 And... we're here
00:10:09 Which boat is yours?
00:10:13 Wait a second
00:10:15 This is where I used to live
00:10:17 Lola, you're not a barge captain anymore
00:10:19 You were a barge captain?
00:10:21 Yeah, for seven years
00:10:23 Or was that a dream I had?
00:10:25 Anyway, you probably need to make another one of those U-turns
00:10:27 'cause I live really far from here
00:10:29 Fourteenth Street, between 6th and 7th
00:10:35 And that's all I'm gonna say
00:10:37 You're the cab driver, I'm gonna let you do your job
00:10:39 You are not gonna hear another peep
00:10:41 out of me
00:10:43 Not gonna say another single word
00:10:45 Ooh, what's that picture?
00:10:47 That's where I used to live
00:10:51 In fact, we're actually right next to it
00:10:53 There you go, that's where it was
00:10:55 Until the city decided the one thing it needed
00:10:57 was another high-rise
00:10:59 Wow, I can tell this is really, really very hard
00:11:01 Very emotional
00:11:03 So I'm not gonna ask you any more questions
00:11:05 I'm just gonna go to my room
00:11:07 And I'm gonna go to my room
00:11:09 So I'm not gonna ask you any more questions
00:11:11 What made you decide to become a cab driver?
00:11:15 Are you kidding? It's great
00:11:17 I'm my own boss
00:11:19 I choose who I pick up, who I don't
00:11:21 Sometimes I make the wrong choice
00:11:23 Doesn't it get lonely?
00:11:25 Driving around with a bunch of strangers?
00:11:27 I like it that way
00:11:29 It's like being invisible in a city full of millions
00:11:31 Whoa!
00:11:33 That'll be $24.97
00:11:35 I didn't charge you for your little shortcut
00:11:37 Oh my gosh, that is so nice of you
00:11:39 Oh! Oh no!
00:11:41 What?
00:11:43 I must have left my purse at work
00:11:45 Don't worry, I have money upstairs
00:11:47 I have a cash jar
00:11:49 That I keep in the microwave
00:11:51 It's a really small apartment
00:11:53 BRB! Promise!
00:11:55 You better! The meter's running
00:11:57 What?
00:12:05 Where's my cash jar?
00:12:07 Ah, that's right
00:12:09 I kept accidentally cooking it, so I moved it to my hat drawer
00:12:11 ¿Qué pasó?
00:12:15 Seriously?
00:12:17 Lola, I've been your landlord for five years
00:12:19 When are you gonna stop screaming every time you see me?
00:12:21 Sorry, I just never get used to it
00:12:25 I got something for you
00:12:27 Speedy, I'm so touched
00:12:31 Well, I know how much you like flowers and smells and all that stuff
00:12:33 So I was in Mexico and I thought I'd pick it up
00:12:35 When were you in Mexico?
00:12:37 About a half hour ago
00:12:39 It's beautiful
00:12:41 Legend says it only blooms once every 200 years
00:12:43 High atop the Sierra Guadalupe
00:12:45 It bloomed today
00:12:47 That smell
00:12:49 It's so inspiring
00:12:51 It's perfect
00:12:53 Oh, don't mind me
00:12:59 I let myself out
00:13:01 Don't offer me a glass of water or anything
00:13:03 It's not like I ran 2500 miles carrying an object three times my size
00:13:05 No big deal
00:13:07 Remember, rent is due tomorrow
00:13:09 You're not listening
00:13:15 I'll be back saying, "Where's your rent check?"
00:13:17 And you'll say, "I forgot, sorry, here it is, we do it every time"
00:13:19 Whatever
00:13:21 Remember, rent is due tomorrow
00:13:23 Well, I can afford to wait, but I'm not sure she can
00:13:25 Is it a drone?
00:13:33 If it is, it's faster than any drone we've got
00:13:35 We can't, I say we can't lose that fly
00:13:37 We've got to find it
00:13:39 It's not that far
00:13:41 It's just a little bit further
00:13:43 Let's go
00:13:45 I don't know if I can do it
00:13:47 I don't know if I can do it
00:13:49 I don't know if I can do it
00:13:51 I can't, I say we can't lose that flower
00:13:53 We've mapped the trajectory and know where it ended up
00:13:55 Russia? China?
00:13:57 New York City
00:13:59 1000 West 14th Street, apartment 12 to be exact
00:14:01 We've got her
00:14:07 Huh?
00:14:09 Get me Fudd
00:14:11 Here's Fudd
00:14:13 I thought I fired you
00:14:15 You can't fire an intern
00:14:19 Hello, I say hello Fudd
00:14:21 Now just listen up a minute son
00:14:23 I say I got a little problem here
00:14:25 There's been a development
00:14:33 I don't have the flower, but I know who does
00:14:47 I see a little clove coming on a little strong
00:14:49 A little clove goes a long way
00:14:55 Alright, let's see here
00:14:57 Maybe just a smidge of geranium
00:14:59 Ooh mummy, that's nice
00:15:07 I have the weapon in my sights
00:15:15 What about the flower?
00:15:17 Still there
00:15:19 Okay son, stick with her like a tick on a coon hound
00:15:21 What?
00:15:23 Just watch her
00:15:25 Okay, I've got the base where I want it
00:15:27 And now the secret weapon
00:15:29 Here goes nothing
00:15:31 O-M-G
00:15:47 O-M-G
00:15:49 I did it!
00:15:51 I'm the new Fudd
00:15:53 I'm the new Fudd
00:15:55 I'm the new Fudd
00:15:57 O-M-G
00:15:59 I did it! I created my fragrance
00:16:01 She did it, she created invisibility
00:16:03 Well what do you, I say what are you talking to me for son?
00:16:07 Get in there
00:16:09 It smells so good
00:16:15 Ooh I can't believe it, everyone's gonna want this
00:16:17 Oh ow, right in the eye
00:16:19 *water running*
00:16:21 Ooh that really stung
00:16:29 I'll have to put a warning on the bottle
00:16:31 Close eyes before spraying
00:16:33 Ooh I wonder what the bottle's gonna look like
00:16:35 I wonder what I'm gonna call it
00:16:37 Ooh this perfume's gonna be huge
00:16:39 Who could that be?
00:16:41 That poor cab driver
00:16:43 Sorry I'm coming
00:16:45 Got a little sidetracked, creating the world's most beautiful fragrance
00:16:47 *screams*
00:16:49 *growls*
00:16:57 *screams*
00:17:09 *screams*
00:17:11 *screams*
00:17:13 *screams*
00:17:15 *screams*
00:17:17 Drive!
00:17:23 Um, I drive when I decide to drive
00:17:25 I just decided to drive
00:17:31 *growls*
00:17:39 You wanna tell me what the heck is going on?
00:17:41 Oh you wanna know what's going on? I'll tell you what's going on
00:17:43 I know exactly what's going on
00:17:45 Can it be some time today?
00:17:47 The cosmetics industry is made up of sharks
00:17:49 Well not actual sharks, that would be weird
00:17:51 It'd be kind of amazing though, cause sharks never stop swimming
00:17:53 So that means they would never stop making cosmetics
00:17:55 What does this have to do with us being shot at?
00:17:57 Ten minutes ago I created the world's most beautiful fragrance
00:17:59 I know that sounds braggy, but it's a fact
00:18:01 I know perfume
00:18:03 And I also know that this bottle is worth millions
00:18:05 Maybe billions
00:18:07 And everyone who's anyone in the beauty industry is gonna want it
00:18:09 I bet they were spying on me through binoculars
00:18:11 from the apartment across the street
00:18:13 No one was spying on you through binoculars
00:18:15 I've been working on creating this fragrance for years
00:18:17 Surely I'm on everyone's radar in the cosmetics industry
00:18:19 I'm probably being bugged right now
00:18:21 Oh no, I'm the one being bugged
00:18:23 Okay you know what, drive to Paris
00:18:25 Uh, you can't drive to Paris, you have to fly
00:18:27 Then take me to the airport
00:18:29 I'm not taking you anywhere
00:18:37 I'm not taking you anywhere
00:18:39 I'm not taking you anywhere
00:18:41 Please!
00:18:43 I have to get this to the house of Mouffat before someone steals it from me
00:18:45 Well I'm afraid you're gonna have to get there with someone else's help
00:18:47 Ugh, is this about the money I owe you?
00:18:51 What was it, twenty bucks?
00:18:53 You're not gonna help me for twenty bucks?
00:18:55 Not that I'm counting, but uh
00:18:57 Good thing I'm gonna be rich
00:19:03 Look, I promise I'll pay you
00:19:05 There's a bank right there, we can do it right now
00:19:07 Trust me, this isn't about the money
00:19:09 I insist
00:19:11 My mother taught me always repay your debts
00:19:13 Or was it always brush your hair before bed?
00:19:15 No, cause these are my ears
00:19:17 It was always repay your debts
00:19:19 Whoa!
00:19:21 We can assume they're working together
00:19:27 They have the same last name, so they're probably a husband and wife crime team
00:19:29 We're brother sister
00:19:35 I'm just saying
00:19:37 Well, whoever they are, they're about to be famous
00:19:39 The suspects are at large and considered dangerous
00:19:45 State department is offering a reward of five hundred thousand dollars
00:19:47 For any information leading to their capture
00:19:49 Give me all your money and no one gets blasted to smithereens
00:19:55 Smithereens, she ain't gonna know what that is
00:19:59 These are city folk
00:20:01 Hmm, maybe bits
00:20:03 Blasted to bits
00:20:05 That's got a ring to it
00:20:07 Of course, it's a squirt gun
00:20:09 Come on, Sam, don't doubt yourself
00:20:13 Blasted to bits it is
00:20:15 Is that right?
00:20:21 That don't look right
00:20:23 Next customer
00:20:25 Hold your horses, girly
00:20:31 That don't look right either
00:20:33 I'm running out of room here
00:20:35 Uh, sir?
00:20:37 Dadgummit, you can't rush a bank robbery
00:20:39 Uh, I mean
00:20:43 Do you want it in fifties or twenties?
00:20:47 Or a bunch of tens? I love a ten
00:20:49 Maybe you're more of a coin guy, though
00:20:51 A bunch of coins jangling in your pocket
00:20:53 I don't care, whatever
00:20:55 Next customer
00:20:57 Uh, I need to get some cash
00:20:59 Okay
00:21:01 We gotta get outta here
00:21:03 What about your money?
00:21:23 Get in the cab
00:21:25 You're not a-going anywhere
00:21:27 Now get in the truck
00:21:29 I thought you just said we're not a-going anywhere
00:21:33 What?
00:21:35 You said, "You're not a-going anywhere"
00:21:37 So do you want us to go anywhere or not a-go anywhere?
00:21:39 Then I mean go anywhere
00:21:43 And by anywhere, I mean my truck
00:21:45 My lord, I've known y'all for two seconds
00:21:47 And it feels like you've been bugging me my whole life
00:21:49 Imagine how I feel
00:21:51 Is that you on those mud flaps?
00:21:55 It was a side business
00:21:57 I took a bath on those things
00:21:59 You wanna sit?
00:22:01 I'm good
00:22:03 Get in
00:22:05 What is the nature of your emergency?
00:22:09 I gots the two most wanted rabbits in the country
00:22:11 And I wants my five hundred grand
00:22:13 What's your location?
00:22:15 Times Square, right in front of the bank I was gonna rob
00:22:17 Forget that last part
00:22:19 (siren)
00:22:21 (siren)
00:22:23 (siren)
00:22:25 (explosion)
00:22:27 That's the press response time
00:22:29 (gunfire)
00:22:31 (gunfire)
00:22:33 (gunfire)
00:22:35 (gunfire)
00:22:37 Hand over the rabbits
00:22:39 Hand over the money
00:22:41 You'll get your reward when we have the suspects in custody
00:22:43 Suspects?
00:22:45 What are we suspected of?
00:22:47 We're not a we
00:22:49 I don't know what you're involved in but I haven't done anything
00:22:51 Nice try government man
00:22:53 I'll launch my money first
00:22:55 You don't know what you're dealing with
00:22:57 You'll get your reward, I promise
00:22:59 Oh, like the IRS promised not to garnish my wages?
00:23:03 Hey, you garnished them
00:23:05 Now give me my five hundred G's
00:23:07 Forget about the money
00:23:09 What she's got is the most valuable thing on the planet
00:23:11 Well that's very flattering
00:23:13 Most valuable thing on the planet?
00:23:15 And the price just went up
00:23:17 I wants a zillion dollars
00:23:19 And I wants it now or I'm gonna shoot
00:23:21 What?
00:23:23 It's just a water pistol
00:23:25 But I'm a feeling boxed in
00:23:27 And when I'm boxed in
00:23:29 I gots to shoot my way out
00:23:31 Yeehaw
00:23:33 (sounds of gunfire)
00:23:35 (sounds of gunfire)
00:23:55 Hmm, guns really do have a way to escalate the situation
00:23:59 (phone rings)
00:24:01 Hello
00:24:03 It's me
00:24:05 You seem to have left your purse here when I fired you
00:24:07 Oh, thank goodness! Giovanni, listen to me
00:24:09 I did it! I created my perfume
00:24:11 And it is perfect
00:24:13 I'm trying to get it to Paris but everyone's after me
00:24:15 I mean, I always knew the cosmetics industry was cutthroat
00:24:17 But I thought that was just an expression
00:24:19 Whoever it is, they're willing to kill me for it
00:24:21 Lola, no one's trying to kill you for your fragrance
00:24:23 Oh really?
00:24:25 (gunfire)
00:24:27 Call the house of Musette
00:24:29 Tell them Lola Bunny has their next big fragrance
00:24:31 And she is on her way
00:24:33 (screams)
00:24:35 (phone rings)
00:24:37 Is this the house of Musette?
00:24:39 I'm calling to let you know that your next big fragrance is on its way
00:24:41 Who created it?
00:24:43 That would be me
00:24:45 Giovanni Jones
00:24:47 Now I just need to find Lola
00:24:49 (gunfire)
00:24:51 Come on!
00:24:53 You sure you don't have to make another one?
00:24:55 I'm not going to let you get away
00:24:57 (gunfire)
00:24:59 Come on!
00:25:01 You sure you don't have to make another phone call?
00:25:03 (gunfire)
00:25:05 (gunshot)
00:25:07 (splash)
00:25:09 What are you, crazy?
00:25:11 Uh, trust me, okay?
00:25:13 I know my way around the New York City sewage system
00:25:15 I know
00:25:17 I'm going to regret asking this
00:25:19 But, why?
00:25:21 Okay, well
00:25:23 About a year ago, I read on the internet
00:25:25 10 surprising foods that will supercharge your day
00:25:27 And one of them was hot dogs
00:25:29 So, every day on my way to work
00:25:31 I would stop at the same hot dog vendor and get a hot dog
00:25:33 But then one day I read on the internet
00:25:35 10 unsurprising foods
00:25:37 No one should be eating
00:25:39 And hot dogs were number one
00:25:41 Well, obviously, I couldn't keep eating hot dogs
00:25:43 But I still had to walk past the hot dog vendor to get to work
00:25:45 I just couldn't face him
00:25:47 His sad, little hot dog vendor face
00:25:49 But, that was the only way to get to work
00:25:51 Or so I thought
00:25:53 So, I went to the hot dog vendor
00:25:55 And I got to work
00:25:57 Or so I thought
00:25:59 So, you took the sewer to work?
00:26:01 Mm-hmm, no fuss, no muss
00:26:03 Well, actually, a lot of muss
00:26:05 Tons of muss
00:26:07 Okay, we're going to have to get down on our bellies for this part
00:26:09 Oh, no, no, no
00:26:11 I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's really going on
00:26:13 I told you, they want my perfume
00:26:15 It's going to be the most popular fragrance in the world
00:26:17 It'll be everywhere
00:26:19 And that's all that matters
00:26:21 I don't even care about the money, you can have it
00:26:23 Are you sure?
00:26:25 You'd be able to buy that building and tear it down
00:26:27 And go back to living in that little hole
00:26:29 And being alone for the rest of your life
00:26:31 Isn't that what you want?
00:26:33 Yes, but...
00:26:35 Then come on
00:26:37 Lola, listen to me
00:26:43 Lola, those were the feds back there
00:26:45 The feds don't want your perfume
00:26:47 You're obviously mixed up in something that you don't understand
00:26:49 I'm not going to let you get away with this
00:26:51 You're obviously mixed up in something that you don't understand
00:26:53 But whatever it is, it's big
00:26:55 Bugs, I told you
00:27:01 The cosmetics industry is a billion dollar industry
00:27:03 How am I going to get that perfume?
00:27:09 She could be anywhere
00:27:11 I promise, this has nothing to do with the cosmetics industry
00:27:13 No one, and I mean no one
00:27:15 Is trying to steal your perfume
00:27:17 And take it to Paris
00:27:19 I'm off to Paris
00:27:21 My perfume!
00:27:23 Giovanni's got my perfume!
00:27:25 We've got to stop him!
00:27:27 No way, I'm done
00:27:33 Look, you're on your own
00:27:37 Look, you're on your own
00:27:39 Come on, come on
00:27:41 Green means go
00:27:47 Oh
00:27:49 I'd rather take my chances with the FBI
00:27:51 Than follow you from one mess to another
00:27:53 Well, I have to get my perfume back
00:27:55 That is one nutty rabbit
00:27:59 You're not going to go after her
00:28:13 Oh, brother
00:28:15 Taxi!
00:28:17 Follow that van
00:28:27 Whoa, man, I don't give people rides
00:28:29 What are you talking about?
00:28:35 This is a taxi
00:28:37 Yeah, but it's for my transportation needs only
00:28:39 How do you make money?
00:28:41 My salary
00:28:43 By giving people rides
00:28:45 Ah, that's why I'm broke
00:28:47 All right, where to?
00:28:49 Follow that van
00:28:51 Whoa, where are you from?
00:28:59 Are you crazy?
00:29:03 Legally, no
00:29:05 There's not a word for my condition
00:29:07 Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:29:09 Coming up on your left, you'll notice the famed Statue of Liberty
00:29:19 That's the Empire State Building
00:29:21 Well, it has many nicknames
00:29:23 Then right up here on our right, you're going to get a glimpse of the majestic St. Louis Arches
00:29:25 Then right up here on our right, you're going to get a glimpse of the majestic St. Louis Arches
00:29:27 There's just the one, and it's in St. Louis
00:29:29 There's just the one, and it's in St. Louis
00:29:31 Say, this is why I don't give rides
00:29:33 Say, this is why I don't give rides
00:29:35 [Tires screeching]
00:29:37 [Tires screeching]
00:29:39 [Tires screeching]
00:29:41 (upbeat music)
00:29:44 (engine revving)
00:29:47 (engine revving)
00:29:50 (engine revving)
00:29:52 (upbeat music)
00:29:55 (engine revving)
00:29:58 (engine revving)
00:30:01 (engine revving)
00:30:06 (engine revving)
00:30:21 (engine revving)
00:30:26 (engine revving)
00:30:29 - That'll be $7,000.
00:30:47 - What?
00:30:48 You never even turned the meter on.
00:30:49 - I don't know how to work that.
00:30:52 I do it all in my head.
00:30:53 - Wait here.
00:30:55 - Where are you going?
00:30:56 - To see if they have a bathroom.
00:30:58 I'm on this crazy internet hot dog diet.
00:31:01 Just a little burbly.
00:31:02 - She says she doesn't have it.
00:31:10 She says someone named Giovanni has it
00:31:12 and he's on his way to Paris.
00:31:13 Eliminator.
00:31:16 Oh, well I didn't know we'd be eliminating people
00:31:20 but that's fine.
00:31:22 Okay, I understand.
00:31:23 But maybe I should be paid a little more
00:31:26 than we agreed on because eliminating people
00:31:29 is definitely a very illegal activity
00:31:31 and I'm not very--
00:31:32 (muffled speaking)
00:31:35 Oh, okay.
00:31:36 Okay, so my life would be in jeopardy
00:31:37 and you'll have me eliminated.
00:31:38 I understand.
00:31:40 Well, in that case,
00:31:42 I think we can stick with the original deal.
00:31:45 Hello, hello.
00:31:47 Don't even say goodbye.
00:31:49 All right, Eliminator.
00:31:52 (tires screeching)
00:31:55 I'm just curious.
00:32:03 How much are you guys getting paid for this?
00:32:06 You don't wanna tell me.
00:32:08 I just wanna make sure we're all getting the same amount.
00:32:11 Fine, don't tell me.
00:32:14 But all I know is I'm not getting paid enough
00:32:16 to watch someone get smelted in a smelter.
00:32:18 Now let's get ourselves to Paris
00:32:20 and find this Giovanni.
00:32:21 (upbeat music)
00:32:24 Over there, the bathroom.
00:32:29 Shut off the machine!
00:32:31 (upbeat music)
00:32:33 Hmm.
00:32:41 (beeping)
00:32:45 How's that?
00:32:46 (upbeat music)
00:32:50 (clattering)
00:32:51 That's not it!
00:32:52 (beeping)
00:32:54 How about now?
00:32:56 (upbeat music)
00:32:58 Nope.
00:33:00 (upbeat music)
00:33:03 How's this?
00:33:05 (screaming)
00:33:07 (explosion)
00:33:09 Not great.
00:33:10 (upbeat music)
00:33:12 Oh, I bet it's this one.
00:33:18 Doesn't one of them say on off?
00:33:20 (upbeat music)
00:33:22 Yeah!
00:33:22 Well, could you press that one?
00:33:25 (upbeat music)
00:33:27 (sighing)
00:33:30 (upbeat music)
00:33:33 (beeping)
00:33:38 (screaming)
00:33:40 (beeping)
00:33:42 (explosion)
00:33:45 (upbeat music)
00:33:47 Oh, Bugs.
00:33:52 I just knew you'd save me.
00:33:53 Maybe not as much as I knew I was gonna get smelted,
00:33:55 but I pretty much kinda, sorta really was hoping
00:33:57 you were gonna save me, and you did.
00:33:59 You mean we.
00:34:01 Daffy Duck.
00:34:02 Sorry about the wet hand.
00:34:04 Just washed him.
00:34:05 Found the bathroom.
00:34:06 Surprisingly nice.
00:34:07 Come on, we have to get to the airport
00:34:09 and find Giovanni before they do.
00:34:11 An airport run?
00:34:12 This guy already owes me $7,000.
00:34:15 (train horn blaring)
00:34:18 Now wait a doggone second.
00:34:19 You're telling me that not only do I get no reward,
00:34:23 I'm getting charged with attempted bank robbery?
00:34:25 Be quiet.
00:34:27 Yes, General.
00:34:28 I'm afraid we lost the rabbits.
00:34:30 First off, why is attempted bank robbery illegal?
00:34:33 If I just attempted it, it means I didn't get it done.
00:34:37 Do you see me sitting on piles of money
00:34:39 from the bank I robbed?
00:34:40 No, because I didn't rob it.
00:34:42 I was just attempting it,
00:34:44 and you're the only reason them rabbits got away.
00:34:47 I'm well aware this is a matter of national security.
00:34:50 (groans)
00:34:52 Hey, government man.
00:34:58 Yes, sir.
00:34:59 We're walking everywhere, sir.
00:35:01 Hold it.
00:35:02 Coming up on your left,
00:35:03 you'll notice the Washington Monument.
00:35:05 That's in Washington.
00:35:06 Is that that little hillbilly leprechaun
00:35:11 that tried to kidnap us?
00:35:12 Huh?
00:35:13 Step on it.
00:35:20 Okey-dokey, but it's gonna cost you extra.
00:35:23 What about the airport?
00:35:32 Right now, we got bigger fish to fry.
00:35:34 Speaking of fish, if you look to your right,
00:35:41 you'll see the famed Fisherman's Wood.
00:35:43 Careful, faithful.
00:35:49 Ooh, look at that, the Faith Needle.
00:36:01 What was that?
00:36:10 Ha-ha, remember the Alamo.
00:36:12 Huh?
00:36:39 (gasps)
00:36:41 Huh?
00:36:50 Ooh, it's easier this way.
00:36:53 Nope, harder.
00:36:56 Come on, we can lose him in here.
00:37:02 Oh, great idea.
00:37:03 Why are you coming?
00:37:05 Well, it's not every day
00:37:06 a person gets to see the Grand Canyon.
00:37:07 This is Central Park.
00:37:09 I thought that was in Michigan.
00:37:10 (tires screeching)
00:37:11 Hugs.
00:37:12 This way.
00:37:14 (upbeat music)
00:37:21 (upbeat music)
00:37:23 (upbeat music)
00:37:26 (laughing)
00:37:46 (upbeat music)
00:37:49 (upbeat music)
00:37:59 (upbeat music)
00:38:02 (laughing)
00:38:19 Climbing.
00:38:24 - Aw, so romantic.
00:38:26 I didn't know you thought of me in that way.
00:38:28 I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
00:38:29 there's obviously some chemistry here.
00:38:32 And you are easy on the eyes.
00:38:33 - Sorry, Doc, but we gotta get to the airport.
00:38:35 - Oh, right, yeah, airport.
00:38:37 - Let me ask you something.
00:38:48 These ducks, they just live here, rent-free,
00:38:52 meals, everything taken care of?
00:38:54 - Mm-hmm.
00:38:55 (ducks quacking)
00:38:58 - Interesting.
00:39:00 Unbelievable, never got my one phone call.
00:39:06 Who would I call?
00:39:08 I don't have anyone to call.
00:39:09 But that's not the point.
00:39:10 Point is, you get a phone call.
00:39:12 Well, well, well.
00:39:19 Finally, these little dolls' hands is good for something.
00:39:23 (upbeat music)
00:39:26 Are you kidding me?
00:39:41 Oh, brother.
00:39:43 (tires screeching)
00:39:46 - There he is.
00:39:53 - One ticket to Paris, please.
00:39:57 - Come on, what do you think you're doing?
00:40:08 - Duh, we have to get on that flight to Paris.
00:40:12 - Paris, eh?
00:40:13 - We're wanted criminals.
00:40:14 We try and buy a ticket, they'll arrest us.
00:40:17 - Well, then what are we supposed to do?
00:40:18 - Hmm.
00:40:19 - I think I've got an idea.
00:40:25 - One ticket to Paris.
00:40:27 Down here.
00:40:30 - Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:33 That'll be $2,165.38.
00:40:37 - I don't wanna buy the plane, I just wanna ride on it.
00:40:42 - Darn, I regret not robbing that bank.
00:40:44 (clears throat)
00:40:47 How am I gonna get on that plane without a ticket?
00:40:52 (squeaking)
00:40:55 - That's the last time I take the Van Wick.
00:41:04 Okay, you two get us tickets to Paris.
00:41:07 I'm gonna pop into the duty free shop.
00:41:11 What?
00:41:12 I need some bronzing powder.
00:41:14 (humming)
00:41:19 (screaming)
00:41:21 Can someone tip me over, please?
00:41:27 Anyone?
00:41:29 Someone, anyone?
00:41:33 I know you can see me.
00:41:36 Hello!
00:41:38 Welcome to flight 418, not stop to Paris.
00:41:42 Our flight time is approximately seven hours and 16 minutes.
00:41:46 Dinner will be served shortly.
00:41:48 So sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight.
00:41:51 - Okay, you know there are male flight attendants.
00:41:55 - Yeah, but I like the height the heels give me.
00:41:57 - How are we gonna get the perfume?
00:42:04 - At some point, he's gotta go to the bathroom.
00:42:06 We'll get it then.
00:42:07 - Well, what if he never uses the bathroom?
00:42:08 - It's a seven hour flight.
00:42:11 - Maybe we need a little insurance.
00:42:13 Here you go, one jumbo oat bran muffin
00:42:18 with a side of dried prunes.
00:42:20 A couple boxes of raisins, some assorted melon,
00:42:24 seven or eight fiber wafers,
00:42:26 and a large cup of black coffee.
00:42:30 Can I get you anything else?
00:42:31 - I thought I ordered the chicken.
00:42:34 - We're all out of the chicken.
00:42:35 (chicken clucking)
00:42:38 (gurgling)
00:42:45 - I predict a bathroom break in five,
00:42:55 four,
00:42:57 three,
00:42:58 two,
00:43:00 a one.
00:43:00 (gasping)
00:43:03 (groaning)
00:43:05 - Oh, he took the perfume.
00:43:08 - Relax, we'll think of something.
00:43:10 - Excuse me, is the bathroom occupied?
00:43:13 The one in the back is definitely occupied.
00:43:15 (whimpering)
00:43:16 - Oh no, help yourself.
00:43:17 - Bugs, that's the turtle, the one that tried to smelt me.
00:43:22 We gotta get that perfume from Giovanni before he does.
00:43:24 - Thank you.
00:43:25 I shouldn't, but do you have any more peanuts?
00:43:30 (humming)
00:43:33 (sighing)
00:43:37 (screaming)
00:43:44 - It's just so frustrating, it's right there.
00:43:50 I've got it.
00:43:51 I'll take this fork and jab it into his thigh
00:43:53 while you take that scalding coffee
00:43:54 and just pour it right in his face.
00:43:57 (grunting)
00:44:00 - What, you wanna do the fork?
00:44:01 - Just sit down.
00:44:02 Excuse me, sir, but we're about to experience
00:44:06 some turbulence ahead, so I'm gonna need to collect
00:44:08 any loose items you might have.
00:44:10 Okay, and what about your pockets?
00:44:15 - What?
00:44:16 - Oh, I'm gonna need you to empty your pockets,
00:44:18 so nothing jabs you with all the turbulence.
00:44:21 It's an FAA regulation, you'll get it back.
00:44:25 (playful music)
00:44:28 - Buckle up.
00:44:35 - You got it?
00:44:39 - I got it.
00:44:40 I also got a ton of duty-free stuff from that title.
00:44:44 - Oh, that's some really good bronze, sir.
00:44:46 (playful music)
00:44:50 (snoring)
00:44:52 - Excuse me, ladies.
00:45:04 Shouldn't you two be awake?
00:45:08 - Yeah, but shouldn't you be flying the plane?
00:45:10 - Look, I don't wanna alarm you,
00:45:11 but we just got word that Interpol
00:45:13 will be meeting us at the runway when we land,
00:45:15 and no one is to deplane until they come aboard.
00:45:18 Apparently we have two wanted fugitives on our flight.
00:45:21 Any questions?
00:45:24 - I have one.
00:45:25 - Who do you think built Stonehenge?
00:45:27 I think aliens.
00:45:29 - (laughs) We don't have any questions.
00:45:31 - We gotta hide, follow me.
00:45:37 We'll stay down here and sneak out with the bags.
00:45:43 - You ain't gonna sneak nowhere.
00:45:46 You're gonna give me that thing
00:45:47 everyone's after you for that I don't know what it is.
00:45:50 - You want this?
00:45:51 Well, guess what, little man.
00:45:53 You're gonna have to fight me for it.
00:45:54 - I ain't afraid to hit a girl.
00:45:56 - Neither am I.
00:45:57 (buzzer buzzes)
00:46:03 (gunshots)
00:46:05 (playful music)
00:46:07 (gunshots)
00:46:10 (playful music)
00:46:12 (playful music)
00:46:15 (grunts)
00:46:20 (playful music)
00:46:23 (laughs)
00:46:30 (playful music)
00:46:32 - No!
00:46:38 No!
00:46:42 (grunts)
00:46:44 No!
00:46:46 - Gotcha!
00:46:52 Woo, that was close.
00:46:53 Thought I was in real trouble there for a second.
00:46:56 (screams)
00:46:58 - Come on, Timmy!
00:47:03 (playful music)
00:47:06 - What are you doing?
00:47:07 - Mom, those are other people's things.
00:47:10 Maybe cab drivers don't make a lot of money,
00:47:12 but that doesn't mean you can steal other people's clothes.
00:47:14 You don't even wear pants.
00:47:16 (playful music)
00:47:18 - Oh!
00:47:22 (playful music)
00:47:25 - Incredible.
00:47:32 - Oh, come on.
00:47:33 I was just going on instinct.
00:47:35 Anyone would have done the same thing.
00:47:37 - No, not you, this blouse.
00:47:40 - So how do I look?
00:47:42 (playful music)
00:47:44 - Excuse me, but have you seen those two flight attendants?
00:47:55 - Keep it moving.
00:47:56 - But they have something of mine.
00:47:58 - Well, that's the last of them.
00:48:01 No sign of the suspects.
00:48:02 - That's impossible.
00:48:03 Search it again.
00:48:04 - I'm just saying it would have been nice
00:48:10 if you had parachuted us to a resort or a hotel.
00:48:12 I mean, there's tons of them in France.
00:48:14 - Quiet. - What?
00:48:15 - I don't think we're alone.
00:48:17 - O-M-J.
00:48:21 - We're saved!
00:48:22 - We're surrounded by sharks!
00:48:24 - Those are dolphins.
00:48:26 And fortunately for us, I speak dolphin.
00:48:28 (dolphin squeaking)
00:48:32 I just told them to go get help.
00:48:34 Get a nice yacht, a big one with a jacuzzi.
00:48:36 (dolphin roaring)
00:48:38 Man, these are some dumb dolphins.
00:48:39 They're crazy, you know that?
00:48:41 I should have never picked you up that day.
00:48:43 I was perfectly content living my life all on my own.
00:48:45 And now I'm gonna be eaten by a fish
00:48:46 with a lunatic by my side!
00:48:48 (dolphin roaring)
00:48:51 - Told you.
00:48:52 Thanks, dolphins.
00:48:53 Sorry for calling you dumb.
00:48:55 Oh, I mean.
00:48:58 (dolphin squeaking)
00:49:01 (dolphin roaring)
00:49:03 (phone ringing)
00:49:08 - Yeah, yes, this is Giovanni Jones.
00:49:10 I have an appointment to see Mr. Mufet this afternoon,
00:49:13 but there's been a slight complication
00:49:15 and I might need a little more time.
00:49:18 - Hang up.
00:49:20 (dramatic music)
00:49:25 I believe you have something we want.
00:49:27 (dramatic music)
00:49:31 (dramatic music)
00:49:34 - How positively fortuitous!
00:49:40 - Here you are trying to go to Paris.
00:49:43 - And we are on our way to Paris.
00:49:45 (all laughing)
00:49:47 Now, enough chit-chat.
00:49:49 I want to see that perfume we've been hearing so much about.
00:49:52 - Now don't judge it by the bottle.
00:49:54 It's all I had.
00:49:55 But I just know that Mr. Mufet
00:49:59 will have a million wonderful ideas.
00:50:00 I mean, I don't even have a name yet.
00:50:02 - What about Lola?
00:50:04 It has a certain ring to it.
00:50:06 - Oh no, I couldn't name it after myself.
00:50:09 - Well, why ever not?
00:50:10 You created it.
00:50:11 It's your fragrance.
00:50:13 Come on, give us a spitz.
00:50:15 (spitz hissing)
00:50:18 - Ah, my heavens!
00:50:20 - My heavens is right.
00:50:21 Oh, this scent is out of this world.
00:50:24 - And so are you.
00:50:26 - What?
00:50:27 - You've disappeared.
00:50:28 (dramatic music)
00:50:29 - That's why everyone wants this.
00:50:31 You invented invisibility.
00:50:33 (Lola sighs)
00:50:37 Invisibility.
00:50:41 Do you have any idea what this means?
00:50:43 - Yes.
00:50:44 It means my perfume is a disaster.
00:50:46 - What are you talking about?
00:50:48 - A fragrance is supposed to make you stand out,
00:50:51 not disappear.
00:50:53 - Forget the fragrance.
00:50:54 You've invented the most powerful thing
00:50:56 maybe in the history of the world.
00:50:58 - I am ever so sorry, and I hate to be a bother,
00:51:00 but there is still that little matter of,
00:51:03 (clears throat)
00:51:04 my friend having vanished.
00:51:06 - What on earth is everyone talking about?
00:51:09 - Where are you, Tosh?
00:51:10 - I'm right here.
00:51:12 (Lola screams)
00:51:14 - And now we know what a washes it off.
00:51:20 Whatever has gotten into you.
00:51:22 - You are invisible.
00:51:24 - Oh, here we go again.
00:51:25 This is precisely what our therapist was talking about.
00:51:28 - I'm always invisible to you.
00:51:30 - I beg your pardon, no.
00:51:31 Remember, Keith said no one is always anything.
00:51:35 - Oh, fine.
00:51:36 I am usually invisible to you.
00:51:38 - Why?
00:51:39 Because I ignored your advice about my mother?
00:51:40 - Cut the cord, Mac.
00:51:42 - I told you I am going to stop sending her money.
00:51:45 - Yes, but you say that every month.
00:51:46 - I have to do it on my terms and on my timetable.
00:51:49 - Cut the cord, Mac.
00:51:51 - I am working with Keith on this.
00:51:52 - You lied to my face.
00:51:54 - What are you talking about?
00:51:55 - You said you've not been in contact,
00:51:56 and you've been in contact.
00:51:58 - How do you know that?
00:51:59 - Have you looked at my phone?
00:52:01 - Oh, don't you turn this around on me.
00:52:03 The woman said she hated me.
00:52:05 - Hated?
00:52:06 Those are just words.
00:52:08 Words are weapons, Mac.
00:52:10 Cut the cord.
00:52:10 - What's up, doc?
00:52:13 - I told you I'm not a doctor.
00:52:17 I don't know what I am anymore.
00:52:18 - Well, you're about to become
00:52:20 the most famous person in the world.
00:52:22 Think of all the possibilities this offers.
00:52:24 Whenever you want, you can go totally unnoticed.
00:52:27 It's the ultimate in being left alone.
00:52:29 Invisibility is a dream come true.
00:52:32 - Maybe that's your dream.
00:52:34 It's not mine.
00:52:35 - Maybe it's time you had a new dream.
00:52:37 Look at that.
00:52:38 The most romantic city in the world.
00:52:41 And thanks to your invention, it can all be yours.
00:52:45 One night.
00:52:46 What do you say?
00:52:47 - I don't have anything to wear.
00:52:51 - You do realize we'll be invisible.
00:52:54 - Oh?
00:52:55 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:52:57 - Makeover!
00:52:59 (laughing)
00:53:01 ♪ There's nothing quite as sweet ♪
00:53:03 ♪ As a woman's inner beauty ♪
00:53:06 ♪ A sparkle from within ♪
00:53:07 ♪ Is a lady's call of duty ♪
00:53:09 ♪ Your brains, your class, your winning smile ♪
00:53:12 ♪ These things cannot be bought ♪
00:53:14 ♪ But how to wear a killer dress ♪
00:53:15 ♪ Can certainly be taught ♪
00:53:20 - F.
00:53:20 - Can you feel it?
00:53:22 - A.
00:53:22 - All right, now.
00:53:24 - V.
00:53:24 - Bust it out.
00:53:25 - U.
00:53:26 - You know it.
00:53:28 - L.
00:53:28 - You love it.
00:53:29 - L.
00:53:30 - Oh my.
00:53:31 - U.
00:53:32 - You're following this?
00:53:34 - F.
00:53:34 - I said.
00:53:36 ♪ I'm so fabulous ♪
00:53:38 ♪ You're so fabulous ♪
00:53:39 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:53:41 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:53:45 - Girl.
00:53:46 Girl.
00:53:49 You're fabulous.
00:53:50 - No time to wait, it's getting late.
00:53:53 ♪ You've got to look your best ♪
00:53:55 ♪ A flawless look from head to toe ♪
00:53:57 ♪ To stand out from the rest ♪
00:53:59 ♪ A gathered waist, a mermaid hem ♪
00:54:01 ♪ A boothly aim to die ♪
00:54:03 ♪ And girl, you know there's no such thing ♪
00:54:05 ♪ As overly accessorized ♪
00:54:08 - F.
00:54:08 - Can you feel it?
00:54:10 - A.
00:54:10 - All right, now.
00:54:12 - V.
00:54:12 - Bust it out.
00:54:14 - U.
00:54:14 - You know it.
00:54:15 - L.
00:54:16 - You love it.
00:54:17 - L.
00:54:18 - Oh my.
00:54:19 - U.
00:54:20 - You're following this?
00:54:21 - F.
00:54:22 - I said.
00:54:24 ♪ I'm so fabulous ♪
00:54:26 ♪ You're so fabulous ♪
00:54:27 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:54:30 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:54:32 - Right, those crystal gold levees.
00:54:33 Who says you can't wear fur?
00:54:35 ♪ And when in doubt, a kitten heel ♪
00:54:37 ♪ Will always make you fur ♪
00:54:39 ♪ A pouty lip, a contour cheek ♪
00:54:41 ♪ And smokey eyes, a plump ♪
00:54:43 ♪ Extend your lash, then arch your brow ♪
00:54:45 ♪ And you'll look fabulous ♪
00:54:48 - F.
00:54:48 - Can you feel it?
00:54:50 - A.
00:54:50 - All right, now.
00:54:52 - P.
00:54:52 - Bust it out.
00:54:53 - U.
00:54:54 - You know it.
00:54:55 - L.
00:54:56 - You love it.
00:54:57 - L.
00:54:58 - Oh my.
00:54:59 - U.
00:55:00 - You're following this?
00:55:01 - F.
00:55:02 - I said.
00:55:03 ♪ I'm so fabulous ♪
00:55:05 ♪ She's so fabulous ♪
00:55:07 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:55:09 ♪ We're so fabulous ♪
00:55:12 - Girl, you're fabulous.
00:55:20 (gentle music)
00:55:22 - Well, how do I look?
00:55:26 - Beautiful.
00:55:27 Seems a shame to do this, but.
00:55:29 - Have fun.
00:55:42 - Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
00:55:44 - Well, that's not much now, is it?
00:55:46 (laughing)
00:55:49 - You do need to cut that call, though.
00:55:51 - I know.
00:55:52 (upbeat music)
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00:56:34 (tires screeching)
00:56:45 (car honking)
00:56:48 (upbeat music)
00:56:50 (tires screeching)
00:56:58 (glass shattering)
00:57:01 - You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:57:10 - What are you talking about?
00:57:11 I'm invisible.
00:57:12 You can't see me at all.
00:57:14 - I see you.
00:57:15 (gasping)
00:57:24 - You two, please.
00:57:27 It's over.
00:57:28 Now give me that bottle.
00:57:30 - Sorry, they had guns.
00:57:32 - Why should you guys have it?
00:57:34 It's hers.
00:57:35 She invented it.
00:57:36 - It's too powerful a weapon.
00:57:38 It can't end up in the wrong hands.
00:57:40 Now give us the bottle or we'll shoot.
00:57:43 (guns firing)
00:57:45 - I'm afraid the only shooting around here
00:57:50 is gonna be done by us.
00:57:52 - Or you.
00:57:54 - Let's just say I'm working for someone
00:57:56 who wants that more than you.
00:57:58 You have two options.
00:57:59 Hand over the bottle or I shoot you.
00:58:02 Or is that one option?
00:58:05 Hand over the bottle or I shoot you.
00:58:07 Oh, I guess that's one option.
00:58:09 Looks like you only have one option.
00:58:13 - Really?
00:58:14 What about this option?
00:58:16 - Oh, don't do it.
00:58:18 - Oh. - No.
00:58:25 (sniffing)
00:58:27 - I got it.
00:58:41 I finally got that thing that I don't know what it is
00:58:44 that everybody wants that's worth more money
00:58:46 than I know what to do with.
00:58:54 Oh boy.
00:58:55 - If you want something done right,
00:59:14 you have to do it yourself.
00:59:17 - I was just about to get that for you.
00:59:23 - You're Martians too?
00:59:25 Oh, I bet you are getting paid more than me.
00:59:28 - You're a Martian?
00:59:32 - Not just any Martian.
00:59:34 Marvin the Martian.
00:59:36 - What do you want with invisibility?
00:59:38 - It's quite simple, really.
00:59:39 The Earth obstructs my view of Venus,
00:59:42 so I'm going to make it invisible.
00:59:44 - What?
00:59:47 But if everything was invisible,
00:59:48 wouldn't there be mass confusion?
00:59:50 I mean, cars would crash into each other,
00:59:51 planes would collide, people would die.
00:59:54 - I know.
00:59:54 It would be a lot easier just to blow it up.
00:59:57 But I seem to have misplaced
00:59:59 the Illudium Q36 space modulator.
01:00:02 So, plan B.
01:00:04 - I didn't know you were going
01:00:05 to make the whole world invisible.
01:00:07 I mean, that's got to be as illegal a thing to do
01:00:10 as a person can think of.
01:00:12 I should be getting a ton more money.
01:00:15 What?
01:00:19 (swooshing)
01:00:21 Oh, goody.
01:00:24 It really does work.
01:00:26 But first I need to get rid of that putrid scent.
01:00:30 - Putrid?
01:00:31 Putrid means bad, right?
01:00:32 - Now, where is that separator?
01:00:37 I always misplace the separator.
01:00:40 Aha.
01:00:47 (swooshing)
01:00:49 Oh, goody.
01:00:59 Now I have one super concentrated bottle of invisibility.
01:01:04 And one bottle of whatever you call this.
01:01:08 - It's called Lola.
01:01:09 And that's the wrong one.
01:01:13 - What are you talking about, foolish Earth creature?
01:01:16 - This is the one you want.
01:01:17 It's the original.
01:01:18 - It is?
01:01:19 - No harm done.
01:01:20 I'll just take this one and give you this one.
01:01:22 No, no, no, not that one.
01:01:23 This one.
01:01:24 No, that one.
01:01:25 - Oh, okay.
01:01:26 - I'll take that one.
01:01:27 That's right.
01:01:27 I'll take this one.
01:01:28 - Wow.
01:01:29 (swooshing)
01:01:31 Oh.
01:01:35 - And there you are, sir.
01:01:36 And remember, the Acme Company guarantees
01:01:38 complete customer satisfaction.
01:01:40 - Well, thank you.
01:01:42 You don't see that type of personalized service
01:01:44 very often these days.
01:01:46 Hey, this isn't...
01:01:49 Get them!
01:01:54 (upbeat music)
01:01:57 (swooshing)
01:01:59 (screaming)
01:02:12 (screaming)
01:02:14 - Aha.
01:02:19 - No.
01:02:22 Oh.
01:02:22 (grunting)
01:02:26 (upbeat music)
01:02:29 (swooshing)
01:02:32 (swooshing)
01:02:47 (swooshing)
01:02:57 (upbeat music)
01:03:25 - Stop right there, earth creatures.
01:03:28 Lock them in the captivator.
01:03:35 - What?
01:03:36 - The captivator?
01:03:37 The place where you hold someone captive?
01:03:40 It's...
01:03:41 Hmm, where is it?
01:03:43 I could have sworn it was right over there.
01:03:46 Oh, forget it.
01:03:47 Everyone stand over there,
01:03:49 and if you move again, I'll vaporize you.
01:03:52 - Hmm.
01:03:53 Huh?
01:03:53 - You too.
01:03:54 - What?
01:03:55 I thought we had a deal.
01:03:57 Aw, I should have listened to my mother.
01:03:59 She always said, "Never trust a Martian."
01:04:02 - I'll deal with you later.
01:04:05 (upbeat music)
01:04:07 (beeping)
01:04:18 And now it's time to say goodbye to your precious earth.
01:04:23 (beeping)
01:04:25 - Hey, Doc.
01:04:28 - Hmm?
01:04:29 - If you're not gonna do anything
01:04:30 with this bottle of perfume over here,
01:04:32 would you mind if I gave it to the girl,
01:04:34 seeing as how it was her lifelong dream and all?
01:04:36 - Do what you want,
01:04:37 because soon I will be placing you all in the eliminator,
01:04:41 which is right over there.
01:04:42 - Huh?
01:04:44 - Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
01:04:46 How do you lose an eliminator?
01:04:49 (beeping)
01:04:54 - Oh, goody.
01:04:55 It's ready.
01:04:56 (explosion)
01:05:03 (explosion)
01:05:08 (explosion)
01:05:11 (explosion)
01:05:14 (explosion)
01:05:17 (explosion)
01:05:20 - What happened?
01:05:33 - Oh, were you wanting something to disappear?
01:05:37 - Oh.
01:05:40 (dramatic music)
01:05:43 Shoot them.
01:05:46 (explosion)
01:05:51 - I'll get those.
01:05:56 - This way.
01:05:57 - I am so angry.
01:06:04 - You switched the bottles?
01:06:08 - Be nice, Stinky.
01:06:10 (dramatic music)
01:06:13 - Whoa, what's this?
01:06:15 - The Ludium Q36 Space Modulator.
01:06:18 - Hey Marvin.
01:06:24 Catch.
01:06:26 - Oh, why thank you.
01:06:30 I've been looking for that.
01:06:32 (explosion)
01:06:34 - I hate Earthlings.
01:06:48 (dramatic music)
01:06:51 (explosion)
01:06:54 (dramatic music)
01:06:57 (explosion)
01:06:59 (explosion)
01:07:02 (explosion)
01:07:04 (explosion)
01:07:08 (explosion)
01:07:12 (explosion)
01:07:15 (beeping)
01:07:21 (grunting)
01:07:26 (gasping)
01:07:28 - Fifi, I was so worried about you.
01:07:36 Fifi, come back.
01:07:41 Fifi.
01:07:43 (gasping)
01:07:48 - Where's the bottle?
01:07:50 - In there.
01:07:51 (explosion)
01:07:56 - Well, it's probably for the best.
01:07:59 I don't think the world is quite ready for invisibility.
01:08:02 - Well, it looks like you guys got this under control,
01:08:06 so I should probably be on my way.
01:08:09 - Really?
01:08:11 You're a turtle.
01:08:16 I'm going to catch you.
01:08:18 - Oh Lola, can you ever forgive me?
01:08:24 - Of course I forgive you.
01:08:26 - Oh, thank you.
01:08:27 Hug?
01:08:29 - Don't push it.
01:08:31 (sniffing)
01:08:34 Do you smell that?
01:08:36 - I guess your dream came true.
01:08:37 You brought your fragrance to the whole world after all.
01:08:40 - I'm sorry your dream didn't.
01:08:42 - What was my dream?
01:08:43 - Getting to be all alone.
01:08:44 - Maybe it's time I had a new dream.
01:08:47 (dramatic music)
01:08:51 (sniffing)
01:08:53 - Lola?
01:09:00 - Speedy?
01:09:03 What are you doing here?
01:09:04 - I'm getting my morning croissant.
01:09:06 What are you doing here?
01:09:08 You don't pay rent, but you can afford to take
01:09:09 a romantic trip to Paris with your boyfriend?
01:09:12 Ay yi yi.
01:09:14 I'm going to Switzerland for some hot chocolate.
01:09:16 (explosion)
01:09:19 (upbeat music)
01:09:22 (applause)
01:09:29 - Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great privilege
01:09:34 to introduce to you the head of the House of Mouffet,
01:09:38 Monsieur Lepieux.
01:09:40 - Oh, my little bottle of love.
01:09:43 Oh, excusez-moi.
01:09:45 My audience, she awaits.
01:09:48 Bonjour, mes amis.
01:09:50 Before I unveil our latest fragrance,
01:09:53 I wish to say a few words.
01:09:56 One year ago, for a brief moment,
01:09:59 the most unforgettable scent covered the world,
01:10:03 and I feared that we would never smell something
01:10:07 that beautiful again.
01:10:08 But I was wrong.
01:10:12 After all, this scent was created by the same woman.
01:10:18 I give you Lola.
01:10:19 (applause)
01:10:23 (gentle music)
01:10:31 - What is the word, doctor?
01:10:42 - Oh, what, I did it wrong?
01:10:47 Oh, sorry.
01:10:48 - How was your day?
01:10:51 - Busy, just the way I like it.
01:10:53 How was yours?
01:10:56 - Not busy, just the way I like it.
01:10:59 - So, what do you want to do tonight?
01:11:03 - I thought we could go to the game.
01:11:04 - But it's the playoffs, it's sold out.
01:11:06 - Eh, we'll get in, trust me.
01:11:09 - How?
01:11:10 Is that what I think it is?
01:11:14 You've had it this whole time?
01:11:16 Have you been using it?
01:11:18 - No, well, maybe one time.
01:11:20 A couple of times.
01:11:23 Eh, I use it a lot.
01:11:26 (quacking)
01:11:36 - Hey, kid.
01:11:40 Go get me a corn dog, will ya?
01:11:44 (screaming)
01:11:46 - What's your name?
01:11:53 (squawking)
01:11:56 That's a stupid name.
01:11:58 - That's all, folks.
01:12:05 - Interesting.
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