I Got My Ass Kicked By A Professional Sumo Wrestler
Vibbs | Twisted History
Transcript
00:00 This gentleman here is Sandstorm, this is Big Kimo.
00:03 Uh oh, excuse me sir.
00:06 Yo, shut up the sex, shut up, take your shit off.
00:09 Get scared.
00:10 Take your shit off, shut up, shut up, I'll throw you off.
00:12 This is a fire hose.
00:15 That's pretty hardcore, huh?
00:19 Yeah.
00:21 Just like what he said.
00:22 It does just...
00:23 No, no, no, how about I even lift higher?
00:25 It does harness the voice pretty well.
00:28 And that'll catch your accent.
00:30 This is like a regular Tuesday for Jeff.
00:32 This is normally only a half a turn, but with Jeff you're gonna have to...
00:35 There we go.
00:36 You go over there.
00:37 Jeff, what are your dimensions?
00:39 How high is your dimension?
00:40 Uh, I'd say about a...
00:41 I'm wearing a 30, a size 30 jean, but I'd say I'm more of a 28.
00:45 How tall, how high?
00:47 I'm about 5'8", 144.
00:52 Cross country runners.
00:54 So you're a double?
00:56 Yeah, almost.
00:57 6'3", 370.
00:59 How much in squat?
01:00 Me?
01:01 Yeah.
01:02 Like 5 plates each, 45.
01:05 Bruce Lee only squatted 95 pounds.
01:07 Oh, okay, you got your score already.
01:09 He knew both squats.
01:12 Yep.
01:13 Sit.
01:15 My pelvis is like changing shape right now.
01:17 And we also have this guy.
01:21 By the way, this is the exact measurement.
01:25 I didn't listen to him on this exact measurement.
01:28 So the whole idea is just push up.
01:30 So we got two rules to go with.
01:32 If you give me out of the door, the circle, or you let me fall down inside the circle.
01:37 Okay.
01:38 Okay?
01:39 Alright.
01:40 So do your best.
01:41 You have a good insurance, huh?
01:42 Yes.
01:51 So we get here, we put one hand down, okay?
01:56 We put the second hand, put your two hands down because whenever I get ready, I'm going to kick your ass.
02:02 Yeah.
02:03 The second I know that, it's a G-O.
02:05 So I'm going to kick your ass.
02:08 Okay.
02:09 Come on back here.
02:10 Alright, it's impossible.
02:13 We're just warming up right now.
02:15 We're fighting, we're fighting.
02:16 Okay.
02:17 We're going to push up.
02:18 Push up, use some leverage.
02:20 Come back in.
02:21 One hand, man.
02:22 Push.
02:24 We're right here.
02:25 We're right here, push.
02:27 Push.
02:28 Now, thinking about how easy would it be for you to just throw this thing around?
02:35 I've never done that, pick on it.
02:37 I heard this.
02:38 My left hand.
02:42 Break the wrist.
02:43 There it is.
02:44 That's as easy as it gets.
02:45 Alright.
02:46 Now Billy football, let's play a little bit of football.
02:48 What was your position, Billy?
02:49 I played quarterback, tight end, and a little defensive.
02:53 And a little healthy.
02:54 I will eat your fucking flesh.
03:09 Okay.
03:10 I used to say that in Japanese when I was a kid.
03:12 Come on, Bill.
03:13 Come on, Bill.
03:14 [inaudible]
03:15 Push.
03:21 Forward.
03:22 Push.
03:23 Forward.
03:24 Push.
03:25 He's going to just throw me.
03:27 Do this with the guy.
03:28 He's just going to be playing with me.
03:30 He's playing with me.
03:31 Yep.
03:32 He's playing with me.
03:34 You guys got no center of gravity.
03:38 This is just like a...
03:39 He's playing with me.
03:40 Give him a slap.
03:42 That usually works.
03:43 No, I know you.
03:44 I know.
03:45 This isn't going to go well.
03:48 Oh, shit.
03:53 Alright, so I'm just going to end this and you can go home.
03:55 Easy, man.
03:56 Finish it.
03:57 [laughter]
03:58 [applause]
04:00 [applause]
04:01 [applause]
04:02 [music]
04:03 [music]
04:05 [music]
04:06 (dramatic music)
04:08 (dramatic music)
04:11 (whooshing)