The Second Best Hospital in The Galaxy | The Cast Plays Who Said It - Prime Video

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Starring Natasha Lyonne, Kieran Culkin, Keke Palmer and more, The Second Best Hospital in The Galaxy is out now on Prime Video.

About The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy: In Season One of The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy, doctors Sleech and Klak take on a highly dangerous and potentially groundbreaking case and, in doing so, put existence itself in jeopardy. Although considering their dismal personal lives, oblivion might be an improvement.
Transcript
00:00 She's gonna win.
00:01 Yeah, Chiraco's gonna win.
00:02 Oh, yeah.
00:03 We're ready. Let's do it.
00:04 If I die, at least I'll be dead.
00:11 I cannot play. I know these.
00:14 I am...
00:15 But you have to play because you're gonna save us.
00:17 Oh, yeah. It's Cleck.
00:18 I feel like you said that.
00:20 I feel like I said that.
00:21 I thought you said it. It was Cleck.
00:23 Well, okay. This works double well and we don't listen.
00:26 Answer Cleck.
00:27 Great. Well, I failed.
00:28 I feel like...
00:30 If I die, at least I'll be dead.
00:35 I know this one.
00:38 What is it?
00:40 Doctors, use me as a bridge. Walk upon me to safety.
00:43 I'm gonna say that's Doctor of Lamps.
00:46 Yes!
00:47 I did it!
00:48 She's trying to break herself open.
00:53 Doctors, use me as a bridge. Walk upon me to safety.
00:57 [grunting]
01:00 Cleck, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
01:03 I'm gonna guess that's Leech.
01:06 It is!
01:06 Oh my god, I'm so good!
01:08 You're really nailing this.
01:10 Wow. Two out of three. Stephanie Ju.
01:12 Cleck, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
01:17 That's the least stressful question I've been asked today.
01:19 One of these days, I'm going to lunch and never coming back.
01:23 That's definitely you.
01:24 That's a nurse top. That's a nurse top.
01:27 That's a nurse top.
01:28 Okay!
01:29 One of these days, I'm going to lunch and I'm never coming back.
01:41 I lived undercover with a colony of rodents. I was married to the Rat King.
01:45 Ah, great lover, great cook, really flexible tail.
01:48 Didn't see it coming when I slid his throat in the middle of the night and overthrew his regime.
01:53 I remember saying that in the booth, baby. That's me.
01:57 Dr. Blankett.
01:59 You remind me of 1200 years ago when I lived undercover with a colony of rodents.
02:05 I was married to the Rat King.
02:07 Ah, great lover, great cook, really flexible tail.
02:11 Didn't see it coming when I slid his throat in the middle of the night and overthrew his regime.
02:15 Oh, we passed!
02:18 I mean, I got the first one wrong. I'm not gonna lie.
02:20 No, those were very good. That was very good, though.
02:23 Clock, are you meditating? Can I put this bomb next to you?
02:26 That's the least stressful question I've been asked today.
02:29 Welcome to the future. It's the year 14,002 and you're in the Ergilon galaxy.
02:35 All doctors report immediately.
02:46 And window cleaners!
02:49 A case came in this morning that only two delusional narcissists would attempt and they
02:53 asked for you. In a fun way or a weird way?
02:56 You have a parasite that eradicates anxiety.
02:59 I heard you'll bend the rules to help people.
03:01 For science, not kindness.
03:04 I apologize for my visible arousal.
03:07 We have a chance to cure anxiety. We have to take it.
03:13 If you pursue this, you could die.
03:15 Or worse, lose your licenses.
03:18 I'm okay! I'm water resistant!
03:23 You're such a suck up. I really admire it.
03:26 Stop playing with my portal!
03:32 We're doing this against my every instinct.
03:43 We're putting everyone at risk.
03:45 But imagine all the people who can help.
03:48 I will now sing my planet's song of orgasmic death to lighten the mood.
03:54 Ah!
03:55 [music]
03:57 [music]

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