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00:00:00 [MUSIC - "I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME FUNNY"]

00:00:03 I like the way there's something about you.

00:00:08 I like the way you seem to care.

00:00:12 I like the way when I'm around you, you really, really take me

00:00:18 there.

00:00:21 I like the way you look at me funny.

00:00:25 I like the way you make me feel honey.

00:00:29 I like the way you pass every test.

00:00:33 But what is it, baby, that I like the best?

00:00:37 Your silk and satin, leather and lace,

00:00:42 alley cat with an angel's face, San Francisco Bay

00:00:48 and the Golden Gate.

00:00:50 Can't say just what it is, but you appeal.

00:00:54 It's 6 o'clock and 46 degrees in San Rafael, 51 in San Jose.

00:00:58 In San Francisco, it's--

00:01:00 there's morning sun stories.

00:01:03 Tell me again about the color of my eyes.

00:01:07 I'll tell you you're great, and then you'll act surprised.

00:01:12 Tell me again about the things we'll do.

00:01:15 And baby, let me tell you just one thing or two.

00:01:19 You're peaches and cream and Cabernet wine.

00:01:23 You're the perfect dream.

00:01:26 I've been trying to find your--

00:01:29 all I can think about day and night.

00:01:32 Yeah, something about you really whets my appetite.

00:01:36 Your silk and satin, leather and lace,

00:01:42 alley cat with an angel's face, San Francisco Bay

00:01:47 and the Golden Gate.

00:01:49 Can't say just what it is, but you appeal to me.

00:01:56 You appeal to me.

00:01:59 Chico, has the lab sent that video up yet?

00:02:01 Yeah, they just sent it over.

00:02:03 Nothing like rushing it.

00:02:04 Hey, they're just doing a job like we are.

00:02:06 Whatever.

00:02:07 You seen it yet?

00:02:08 Yeah, I heard it's supposed to be pretty good.

00:02:10 Chico.

00:02:11 All right, kids.

00:02:12 Let's fight some crime.

00:02:14 Hey.

00:02:18 Nice picture.

00:02:20 I'm going to guess and say he's the bad guy.

00:02:21 You got that, Captain.

00:02:22 OK, now this is the part they enhanced, I believe.

00:02:26 Oh, cheese and crackers.

00:02:27 Look at the size of his nose.

00:02:30 Oh, this is nice.

00:02:31 Gross.

00:02:32 Like this.

00:02:33 Second knuckle.

00:02:36 You're Friday at 5.

00:02:38 You're the main event live.

00:02:40 You're what I've been looking for all my life.

00:02:44 You're cute as a butt.

00:02:47 And baby, I'm a glutton.

00:02:49 Because someday I just pray that you'll be mine, all mine.

00:02:52 You're silk and satin, leather and lace,

00:02:58 alley cat with an angel's face.

00:03:01 San Francisco Bay and the Golden Gate.

00:03:06 Can't say just what it is, but you appeal to me.

00:03:13 You appeal to me.

00:03:18 Ba-da.

00:03:21 You appeal to me.

00:03:24 Morning, Christine.

00:03:25 Morning.

00:03:26 Ba-da.

00:03:27 Mary?

00:03:33 I'll be right there.

00:03:34 What's going on?

00:03:39 I got to go somewhere.

00:03:40 What do you mean you got to go somewhere?

00:03:42 I mean I got to get out of here.

00:03:44 Like a vacation get out of here or an emergency get out of here?

00:03:48 I got to help someone, Jack.

00:03:49 Well, who? Where are you going?

00:03:51 It's a long story.

00:03:53 Like I can't handle long stories?

00:03:54 Oh, now don't worry.

00:03:55 Now go on.

00:03:56 Oh, you need a shower yourself.

00:04:00 Hi.

00:04:01 Hi.

00:04:02 You like trains?

00:04:03 Yeah.

00:04:04 I like trains too.

00:04:05 Is that Thomas or Percy?

00:04:08 This is Thomas.

00:04:09 He's a tank engine.

00:04:10 Oh, that's right.

00:04:11 And doesn't he have a couple of coaches, Annie and--

00:04:14 Annie and Claireville.

00:04:15 That's right.

00:04:16 What's your cooking tonight?

00:04:17 Veal.

00:04:18 Good choice.

00:04:19 She'll love it.

00:04:21 I hope so.

00:04:22 You like helicopters?

00:04:23 Yeah.

00:04:24 I like helicopters too.

00:04:25 Come on, honey.

00:04:26 We got to go.

00:04:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:04:31 [TRAIN WHISTLE]

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00:04:52 You know him?

00:05:18 No. Should I?

00:05:20 I hope not.

00:05:22 He's so young.

00:05:23 He's plastic.

00:05:25 He's what?

00:05:26 Plastic.

00:05:28 When the business slows down, we still

00:05:30 try to keep the rooms full.

00:05:32 It's better if we look busy, you know?

00:05:34 What's with the nose?

00:05:36 You like that?

00:05:37 I paid extra for that schnoz.

00:05:39 Yeah.

00:05:40 Then he cuts the legs off, so he only

00:05:41 has to dress half the body.

00:05:43 Hey, who sees the feet?

00:05:45 The man's got a point, too.

00:05:46 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:47 See you tonight?

00:05:48 See you tonight, Joe.

00:05:49 And bring your money.

00:05:50 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:52 Sit down.

00:05:53 What's up?

00:05:54 Well, I'm thinking about asking her.

00:06:00 Again?

00:06:01 What?

00:06:01 Come on, Jack.

00:06:03 What do you mean, again?

00:06:04 How many times has this been?

00:06:05 What?

00:06:09 If you don't think I should, be honest.

00:06:11 Say so. Say I shouldn't.

00:06:12 I don't think I should.

00:06:14 You shouldn't. - You don't mean that.

00:06:15 I do.

00:06:16 I do mean it.

00:06:17 Come on, Jack, you and Amanda are so--

00:06:20 So what?

00:06:21 I don't know.

00:06:22 You're so-- we work well together.

00:06:25 I work well with my florist.

00:06:27 It doesn't mean I want to marry her.

00:06:28 Your florist is 85 years old and has

00:06:30 varicose veins up to her neck.

00:06:32 I'm getting old.

00:06:37 Oh, there's a good reason.

00:06:38 Thank you.

00:06:41 When's she coming home from New York?

00:06:43 Tonight.

00:06:45 Go ahead and ask her.

00:06:47 Maybe she'll say yes this time.

00:06:48 Plastic, huh?

00:06:53 Yeah.

00:06:54 It's styrene, actually.

00:06:56 I don't care for it that much.

00:06:57 It's a little too brittle.

00:06:58 Yeah.

00:06:59 [MUSIC - THE KING, "IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU MAKE ME CRAZY"]

00:07:01 It's not the way you make me crazy.

00:07:04 It's not the way you catch my eye.

00:07:15 It's not the way you still surprise me every day.

00:07:20 It's not the feelings that I just don't have to hide.

00:07:24 It's not the way you make me tremble.

00:07:31 It's not the way you take me on.

00:07:42 It's not the way you say a name that keeps the flame.

00:07:47 It's not the way I miss you all day when you're gone.

00:07:52 It's the way you move me.

00:07:59 It's the way the world disappears when you're around.

00:08:10 It's the way I want you every day.

00:08:15 It's the way I feel lost but with you found.

00:08:19 [KNOCKING]

00:08:20 [MUSIC - THE KING, "IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU MAKE ME CRAZY"]

00:08:24 Coming.

00:08:25 Good evening.

00:08:29 I hope it will be.

00:08:30 Who is that guy?

00:08:31 What guy?

00:08:32 The guy knocking on your old lady neighbor's door.

00:08:34 I don't know. I didn't hear anything.

00:08:36 Suppose I shouldn't ask.

00:08:38 Oh, boy, you shouldn't, but you will.

00:08:39 How was your day?

00:08:40 Same as my week, insufferable.

00:08:42 Well, let's try and change that tonight.

00:08:44 Boy, something smells good.

00:08:46 Is that on my diet?

00:08:47 Nothing's on your diet.

00:08:48 Good, I'll stay.

00:08:49 So why was your week so insufferable?

00:08:57 I had Jackie.

00:08:58 The man will not pee unless I tell him to unzip.

00:09:02 Do you have anything to drink?

00:09:03 Calistoga OK?

00:09:04 Oh, great.

00:09:06 Well, what's it this time?

00:09:07 Well, he can't decide whether or not

00:09:09 he wants to be a bestselling author or an environmentalist

00:09:12 in the Antarctic.

00:09:13 Antarctic?

00:09:15 Has he ever been to the Antarctic?

00:09:17 That's what I said.

00:09:18 No frees his butt off.

00:09:20 Jackie doesn't have a butt.

00:09:21 No butt?

00:09:22 Nope.

00:09:23 Never met a man who didn't have a butt till I met Jackie.

00:09:25 I knew a guy in high school once who didn't have a butt.

00:09:27 Made his mom sew elastic waistbands into all his pants.

00:09:30 Poor guy.

00:09:31 Yeah.

00:09:32 What about you?

00:09:33 I had a butt. Still do.

00:09:34 See? - No, you're weak.

00:09:35 How did the writing go?

00:09:36 It didn't.

00:09:38 You plan on being brilliant at the last minute?

00:09:40 If I have to.

00:09:41 As your editor, I don't recommend that.

00:09:43 Being brilliant or waiting?

00:09:46 Waiting.

00:09:47 What's this?

00:09:48 I don't know.

00:09:49 Open it.

00:09:50 [TICKING]

00:09:53 [GASPS]

00:09:56 Oh, Jack.

00:09:58 What is it?

00:10:00 What is it?

00:10:01 It's an engagement ring.

00:10:02 Another one.

00:10:04 Well, I could have guessed that.

00:10:07 Is this from your collection?

00:10:09 No, it's from Gazetta and Company.

00:10:11 Oh.

00:10:13 Well, what is it?

00:10:16 You mean how big is it?

00:10:18 Yeah.

00:10:20 I could feed India for what it cost me.

00:10:22 Put it on and it means yes, you know.

00:10:24 What was the question?

00:10:26 I have to measure the impact factor.

00:10:28 The impact factor?

00:10:30 Oh, Jack.

00:10:31 I-- I--

00:10:33 Put your butt down.

00:10:34 Dinner's ready.

00:10:35 Oh.

00:10:36 [TICKING]

00:10:39 [WAVES CRASHING]

00:10:40 Jack, I gotta be in LA tomorrow.

00:10:42 Do you think you can take the jag in?

00:10:44 It's making a weird noise.

00:10:46 A weird noise?

00:10:47 Yeah.

00:10:49 Like what kind of weird noise?

00:10:51 Kind of like a--

00:10:51 [MAKES NOISE]

00:10:53 Like that.

00:10:54 You want me to tell him that?

00:10:56 There's some dry cleaning in the back, too.

00:10:58 If you could drop that off, that'd be great.

00:10:59 Sure.

00:11:02 What?

00:11:03 It's fine.

00:11:04 If you don't want to do it, Jack, just tell me.

00:11:06 I'll have Courtney.

00:11:07 No, I can do it.

00:11:08 What is it, then?

00:11:11 It's the book, right?

00:11:12 It's not the book.

00:11:14 It's the book.

00:11:14 It's not the book.

00:11:15 It's the book.

00:11:16 [PHONE RINGING]

00:11:17 Oh.

00:11:18 Listen, I gotta go.

00:11:20 I'll be back day after tomorrow.

00:11:22 You want me to help clean off?

00:11:23 You could, but you won't.

00:11:25 Hello?

00:11:27 If that's Frank, tell him the piccato was incredible.

00:11:30 He says the video was incredible.

00:11:32 Can you hold on?

00:11:34 OK.

00:11:36 Call me when you get there?

00:11:37 I will.

00:11:39 With an answer, maybe?

00:11:40 Oh, thanks for dinner.

00:11:41 And the ring. - And the ring.

00:11:42 And the ring. - And the ring.

00:11:43 Yeah.

00:11:44 Hey, don't forget about the laundry.

00:11:46 I won't.

00:11:46 And kick Jackie in the butt for me.

00:11:48 I will. It'll be all bone.

00:11:49 I'm sure it will.

00:11:51 I love you.

00:11:54 I love you.

00:11:56 I love you, too.

00:11:57 I gotta go. - OK.

00:11:58 All right, goodbye.

00:12:01 I came back.

00:12:02 But veal piccato.

00:12:06 I don't know.

00:12:07 Risotto melon-- OK, fine.

00:12:10 Here he comes.

00:12:21 Hey.

00:12:22 What's going on?

00:12:24 Is this that, uh, the veal--

00:12:25 Veal cutlet.

00:12:26 Cutlets. Cutlets, yeah.

00:12:28 Yeah.

00:12:28 Can I have some?

00:12:29 I'm surprised you could wait so long.

00:12:31 Me, too.

00:12:32 Carmen, so what'd she say?

00:12:36 She wants to think about it.

00:12:37 Think about it?

00:12:38 What's she thinking about?

00:12:39 Just to measure the impact factor.

00:12:42 What is impact factor?

00:12:43 What's that?

00:12:44 That's what I said.

00:12:45 Hey, let me tell you something.

00:12:46 You don't get your answer in 48 hours.

00:12:47 You know what you got?

00:12:49 Answer, answer.

00:12:50 Now, are you speaking from experience,

00:12:51 or is this just something you dug up from your well

00:12:53 of relational wisdom?

00:12:54 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:55 Making that kind of decision is like, uh,

00:12:58 getting on the freeway.

00:13:00 You don't hesitate.

00:13:00 What you put on the gad, you go.

00:13:02 You go.

00:13:03 Here, you go.

00:13:05 Thank you.

00:13:06 Four to five on high.

00:13:07 This all?

00:13:08 And bring the plate back.

00:13:09 And this time, take the aluminum foil off.

00:13:12 One time the foil on here.

00:13:13 One time, yeah.

00:13:14 And bring it back clean.

00:13:15 Clean, yeah, clean.

00:13:16 Thank you.

00:13:16 Aunt Mary?

00:13:18 Generally speaking, people don't

00:13:19 answer if they're not home.

00:13:20 What do you mean?

00:13:22 I mean, she left.

00:13:23 No, she didn't.

00:13:24 I'm supposed to stay with her tonight.

00:13:26 [KNOCKING]

00:13:27 You're right.

00:13:30 It was somebody else who looked exactly like her.

00:13:31 My mistake.

00:13:33 Well, if she did leave, where'd she go?

00:13:35 I don't know.

00:13:35 Well, you didn't ask her?

00:13:36 She didn't volunteer, exactly.

00:13:39 This can't be happening.

00:13:42 What are you doing?

00:13:43 I'm going to go find her.

00:13:44 And just leave your stuff there?

00:13:46 Well, I can't take them with me.

00:13:46 Put it in your car.

00:13:47 I don't have a car.

00:13:49 Well, it's not safe to just--

00:13:50 I'm just going to leave them there.

00:13:51 That's OK, isn't it?

00:13:52 With you, I mean.

00:13:54 Tell you what.

00:13:55 You can put them inside my door.

00:13:56 No, no.

00:13:57 I don't even know you.

00:13:58 And what if you're not here?

00:13:59 When are you coming back?

00:14:00 As soon as I find her.

00:14:01 Tonight?

00:14:02 I hope so.

00:14:03 I'll be here.

00:14:05 You're sure?

00:14:07 Forget it.

00:14:08 Just leave them there.

00:14:09 They'll be fine.

00:14:10 No, I mean--

00:14:11 I mean, you'll be here?

00:14:13 You want a claim check?

00:14:14 I'll give you a claim check.

00:14:16 I'll print one up.

00:14:17 No, I mean, I can trust you, right?

00:14:21 You will be here?

00:14:23 I'll be here.

00:14:25 You better be.

00:14:28 I will?

00:14:31 Just knock.

00:14:33 OK.

00:14:33 Telling you, it's bagel bites or check mix.

00:14:43 No way, not unless you can buy it now.

00:14:45 You can buy it now.

00:14:48 Already made?

00:14:48 Yes.

00:14:49 Where have you been?

00:14:50 In a box?

00:14:51 Come on.

00:14:52 [INAUDIBLE]

00:14:53 It's open.

00:14:56 Ritz bits and milk duds, fun size.

00:14:58 You watch.

00:14:59 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

00:15:00 Hey, what'd you bring?

00:15:01 Something extraordinarily special.

00:15:06 Yes, you did.

00:15:07 Oh, that crap.

00:15:08 Regular and new salsa con queso,

00:15:11 America's favorite cheese food.

00:15:12 That stuff will kill you.

00:15:14 Leave them alone.

00:15:14 It's good for business.

00:15:16 And you know what?

00:15:17 You can visit them online now at cheesewhiz.com.

00:15:19 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

00:15:20 Oh, and look, circus animal cookies.

00:15:22 Oh, thank you, my one weakness.

00:15:24 So what'd she say?

00:15:26 She wants to think about it again.

00:15:28 That's what I said.

00:15:29 Give me a break.

00:15:30 Frank ever work with?

00:15:31 Yeah, if someone died, he had to stay and clean up.

00:15:33 Better him than me.

00:15:34 Yeah.

00:15:35 It's open.

00:15:37 So do I just eat this stuff up, or do I pour it out like this?

00:15:40 Heat it up, separate bowl, not on top,

00:15:42 or you'll sog up the chips.

00:15:43 All right.

00:15:44 Want me to get that?

00:15:45 Ooh, yeah, his hands are probably full of ho-ho's.

00:15:47 Ooh, ooh, that'd be good.

00:15:48 That's all right, Dad. Sit down.

00:15:49 I got it.

00:15:50 Wouldn't want you to break a hip.

00:15:53 Well, it's the ho-ho man.

00:15:57 Hi.

00:15:58 Hi.

00:15:59 I'm here for my luggage.

00:16:01 Your what?

00:16:02 My luggage.

00:16:03 It's supposed to be here.

00:16:05 Jack, you know anything about any luggage?

00:16:08 Yeah.

00:16:10 Get your whiz when it dings.

00:16:12 Hi. - Hi.

00:16:13 I was beginning to think you weren't coming back.

00:16:15 I almost didn't.

00:16:16 Did you find her? - No, not yet.

00:16:18 Find who?

00:16:19 Mary.

00:16:20 She was supposed to stay with her tonight.

00:16:21 Mary left? - Yeah.

00:16:22 Look, I really got to go.

00:16:23 Can I just get my luggage?

00:16:24 Yeah, just a second.

00:16:25 Where'd she go?

00:16:26 I don't know.

00:16:27 If I knew, you think she'd be looking for it?

00:16:31 So, well, where are you going to stay?

00:16:33 Oh, I don't know yet.

00:16:34 Hotel or something.

00:16:35 Around here?

00:16:37 Why not?

00:16:38 Because there's nothing around here.

00:16:42 Here you go. - Thanks.

00:16:43 You going to be OK?

00:16:44 I'll be fine. - You sure?

00:16:45 Yeah. - All right.

00:16:46 Thank you.

00:16:47 You're welcome.

00:16:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:16:52 What?

00:16:56 What?

00:16:57 She's not going to find anything around here tonight.

00:17:01 Well, what do you want me to do, give her a ride or something?

00:17:03 Give her a ride.

00:17:06 She can take a taxi if she wants.

00:17:09 Look, you want, I'll give her a ride.

00:17:12 No, sit down.

00:17:13 I'll go give her a ride.

00:17:17 Jeez.

00:17:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:17:22 Look, hold on.

00:17:28 Wait.

00:17:31 Look, it's kind of late.

00:17:32 Let me give you a ride.

00:17:33 I'll catch a bus.

00:17:34 Bus isn't going to get you near a hotel.

00:17:36 Then I'll walk.

00:17:37 Hotels are in the other direction.

00:17:39 OK.

00:17:41 You can't walk.

00:17:42 Yeah, watch me.

00:17:43 Like 10 miles?

00:17:44 I'll pace myself.

00:17:45 Yeah, kill yourself.

00:17:47 You trusted me with your luggage, didn't you?

00:17:50 Luggage is different.

00:17:51 It's not alive.

00:17:53 Oh, good one.

00:17:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:17:56 What?

00:17:57 What's the matter?

00:17:59 You're Jack, aren't you?

00:18:01 Yeah, so?

00:18:04 OK, you can give me a ride.

00:18:06 OK, but I forgot my keys.

00:18:08 We've got to go back.

00:18:09 What's your name, anyway?

00:18:10 Why?

00:18:12 Well, that's interesting.

00:18:12 Says a lot about your parents.

00:18:14 Jennifer.

00:18:15 Jennifer.

00:18:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:18:19 [DOOR OPENS]

00:18:20 Error 8.

00:18:21 Oh.

00:18:22 All right.

00:18:23 All right.

00:18:25 You moving in?

00:18:27 No, I just forgot my keys.

00:18:29 Where are you guys going?

00:18:30 We don't know yet.

00:18:31 Why don't you just let her stay here?

00:18:33 You've got a spare bedroom.

00:18:35 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:18:36 No, yeah, stay here.

00:18:37 Look, premiere tomorrow.

00:18:39 Thanks for the suggestion, gentlemen,

00:18:41 but I don't think that's exactly what she had in mind.

00:18:43 Well, you know, if you don't mind the whole mail

00:18:44 commune thing, what do you guys got going on?

00:18:45 Nothing sexual except for Jack and Mark.

00:18:49 Oh, excuse me.

00:18:50 My whiz just dinged.

00:18:51 It's up to you.

00:18:58 You want?

00:18:58 Sure.

00:18:59 You bet.

00:19:13 There's only one bathroom, and the water

00:19:16 heater's kind of small, so go easy on the hot.

00:19:20 Towels and stuff are in the closet.

00:19:22 Let me know if you need more room.

00:19:24 I'll try to find Mary tomorrow.

00:19:26 You want anything?

00:19:27 You hungry?

00:19:28 Oh, no, thanks.

00:19:29 We've got cheese whiz and circus animals.

00:19:30 I'll be fine, really.

00:19:31 OK.

00:19:32 Let me know if you need anything.

00:19:34 OK.

00:19:35 Oh, you sure this is all right?

00:19:37 It's fine.

00:19:38 Come on.

00:19:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:19:42,

00:20:09 Now what?

00:20:11 Did you notice how long?

00:20:12 Oh, shit.

00:20:13 I could feel it.

00:20:14 Knock it off.

00:20:15 One thing you, one thing you, my friend.

00:20:18 Yeah, well, I've already got one woman

00:20:20 who makes me cultivate the ground she walks on.

00:20:21 I don't need two.

00:20:23 You know, all she needs is a ride,

00:20:27 and the next thing you know, they're living together.

00:20:29 It was-- it was your idea.

00:20:33 Under the same roof.

00:20:34 All right, come on.

00:20:35 Let's play.

00:20:36 You gotta wonder how Amanda's going

00:20:38 to take this whole new living relationship.

00:20:42 It's not--

00:20:43 I'm gonna take it like a champ.

00:20:44 There's no reason why she wouldn't.

00:20:45 Why wouldn't she?

00:20:46 No, no reason.

00:20:48 Because she's a woman.

00:20:49 That's why it's in your house.

00:20:51 With you, alone.

00:20:52 Like you haven't been.

00:20:54 Not all night I haven't.

00:20:55 And besides, you are engaged.

00:20:56 Who's engaged?

00:21:01 You are.

00:21:03 I'm what?

00:21:05 You heard me, you're engaged.

00:21:07 When did that happen?

00:21:10 Right now.

00:21:10 So it's yes.

00:21:12 Amanda?

00:21:18 Hello?

00:21:23 You there?

00:21:27 Yes.

00:21:34 To you, I mean.

00:21:36 Well, who do you think?

00:21:39 Look, as soon as she finds Mary, she'll leave, I'm sure.

00:21:42 You better hope so.

00:21:44 Now, what about my car?

00:21:45 It'll be ready this afternoon.

00:21:47 Laundry? - Tomorrow.

00:21:48 Good.

00:21:49 At least now you're finally thinking of someone

00:21:50 other than yourself.

00:21:51 That was good.

00:21:59 Yeah.

00:22:00 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING"]

00:22:03 [DRUMMING]

00:22:06 I've got to tell you something that's been on my mind a while.

00:22:12 It's something about the way you look at me.

00:22:15 Something about your smile.

00:22:17 It takes me to another place I really haven't been before.

00:22:21 And baby, when I see your face, I know I just want more and more.

00:22:26 It's something about the way I think of you every day.

00:22:31 And I've simply got to say that you take my breath away.

00:22:35 Oh, baby, I've got so much more I'd like to share.

00:22:39 And you would only stay right there.

00:22:41 And let me tell you a thing or two.

00:22:43 I'd like to show you what I do.

00:22:46 If you could stay around a while and meet my honey child,

00:22:50 I know that we could make some music

00:22:53 to be heard around the world.

00:22:55 There's something about the way I think of you every day.

00:22:59 And I simply like to say that you take my breath away.

00:23:04 Lollipop, you make my heart stop.

00:23:08 You make my jaw drop.

00:23:11 You got me running and jumping higher.

00:23:13 And I feel like I'm on fire for my lollipop.

00:23:16 This ain't no flip flop.

00:23:18 You got me running, jumping higher.

00:23:20 And I'm feeling with desire for a little bit of lollipop stuff.

00:23:24 [PHONE RINGING]

00:23:27 Hello?

00:23:28 Mary?

00:23:29 Jennifer?

00:23:30 Finally.

00:23:31 I didn't know where else you could be.

00:23:32 I left you a note.

00:23:33 What note?

00:23:34 On the door.

00:23:36 He called and said he was going to come by.

00:23:38 Mary--

00:23:39 So I left you a note so you would know where we were.

00:23:41 And then he wouldn't be able to find you.

00:23:47 Just stay right where you are.

00:23:50 And when he gets here, I'll tell him

00:23:53 that you've already left.

00:23:54 No, I can't stay here.

00:23:55 Honey, you have to.

00:23:56 I can't.

00:23:57 Everything's fine here.

00:23:59 It's just fine.

00:24:00 He's well taken care of.

00:24:02 Can I talk to him?

00:24:03 Sure.

00:24:04 It's Mommy.

00:24:05 Hi, Mommy.

00:24:07 Hi, honey.

00:24:09 How are you?

00:24:10 [MUSIC - THE BATES, "TILL ALL THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY"]

00:24:12 Till all the stars fall from the sky.

00:24:15 And oceans have run dry.

00:24:20 Till the end of time has gone by.

00:24:25 I will wait for you.

00:24:30 Until all is headed down.

00:24:35 Till this world stops spinning round.

00:24:41 Until all that's lost has been found.

00:24:45 I will wait for you.

00:24:49 Take all the dreams I've had.

00:24:58 Lift them up.

00:25:00 There you are.

00:25:03 Something I've longed for.

00:25:05 Great.

00:25:06 She's a slob.

00:25:07 I can only find you in my mind.

00:25:12 Aw, honey.

00:25:13 You took all those lonely days.

00:25:16 Ow!

00:25:18 You took my heart with a knife.

00:25:21 Ah.

00:25:22 Ah.

00:25:23 And I'm not going to tell you.

00:25:27 No, honey.

00:25:30 Ah!

00:25:31 Oh!

00:25:32 Ah!

00:25:33 Did I kill her?

00:25:34 Oh!

00:25:35 Oh!

00:25:36 You scared me.

00:25:37 You scared me.

00:25:38 Sorry.

00:25:39 Good morning.

00:25:40 Yeah, good morning.

00:25:42 Well, what's the matter?

00:25:44 No hot?

00:25:45 Oh, sorry.

00:25:47 I-- I would have cleaned up.

00:25:48 I just--

00:25:49 You know, you put a man in a cold shower,

00:25:50 and he shrivels up, you know.

00:25:51 I didn't think I used it all.

00:25:52 Well, you did.

00:25:53 But that's OK.

00:25:54 I made believe I was camping.

00:25:55 Hey, what happened to your hand?

00:25:57 Oh, I left my curling iron on.

00:26:00 I'm sorry.

00:26:00 I was in a hurry.

00:26:02 Did you find her?

00:26:03 Oh, yeah-- Mary.

00:26:04 No, no, no.

00:26:05 I went out and got a paper.

00:26:06 I got a paper.

00:26:07 Well, I didn't want to mark yours up.

00:26:09 Well, what do you want to mark it up for?

00:26:10 I got to find a job and a place to live.

00:26:12 What are you looking for?

00:26:14 Anything that pays.

00:26:15 Can you type?

00:26:17 Depends on how fast.

00:26:18 Bookkeeping?

00:26:20 Not really.

00:26:21 Can you answer the phone?

00:26:22 I can answer phones.

00:26:24 Well, there you go.

00:26:26 Well, what do you do?

00:26:29 You mean, what do I do well, or just what do I do?

00:26:31 Either one.

00:26:33 Lately, I'm not so sure.

00:26:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:26:38 Here, use a pen.

00:26:39 It won't bleed.

00:26:40 Oh, I like to bleed.

00:26:41 That way, I get two at once.

00:26:45 Receptionist and rug cleaner.

00:26:49 Boy, those are both pretty good career choices.

00:26:51 Receive or clean.

00:26:53 Maybe I like to clean rugs.

00:26:54 Oh, great.

00:26:56 I got rugs.

00:26:57 You need a job.

00:26:57 It's a perfect combination.

00:26:58 You want something to eat?

00:26:59 No, thanks.

00:27:00 Banana, oatmeal, or something?

00:27:02 No, thanks.

00:27:03 Banana, oatmeal, or something?

00:27:05 No, I'm not hungry.

00:27:07 Do you ever eat?

00:27:09 Sometimes.

00:27:11 What?

00:27:11 Granola, cocoa puffs, frosted flakes?

00:27:14 Tea. Tea.

00:27:15 Tea.

00:27:16 Tea.

00:27:16 Do you have tea for, like, breakfast, lunch, dinner?

00:27:20 I just don't want to be a bird.

00:27:22 You're not a bird.

00:27:23 So what is it you do?

00:27:28 Maybe I could do the same thing.

00:27:30 You probably can.

00:27:31 I write.

00:27:32 What do you mean?

00:27:33 Means I'm a writer.

00:27:34 I write.

00:27:35 I know what a writer does.

00:27:36 I mean, what?

00:27:37 Ideally, something that sells.

00:27:39 Why would you write anything else?

00:27:41 I don't.

00:27:41 Some people just don't buy what they should.

00:27:43 You mean books?

00:27:44 Yeah, I guess you could say that.

00:27:46 Apple cinnamon or orange spice.

00:27:48 Either one is a meal in itself.

00:27:50 You sure it's not an inconvenience?

00:27:52 No, the shower's inconvenient.

00:27:54 The tea's safe.

00:27:57 OK, I'll have apple cinnamon, then.

00:27:59 Apple cinnamon.

00:28:00 All part of a good nutritious breakfast.

00:28:02 Sure.

00:28:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:28:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:28:39 I'm sorry, but we just don't have anything available right

00:28:41 now. - I'm sure I can make anything.

00:28:43 No, I'm sorry.

00:28:44 OK, thank you.

00:28:46 Thank you.

00:28:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:28:50 I know you have a deadline.

00:29:00 Amanda-- Amanda-- I know.

00:29:08 You're not helping.

00:29:11 You're not helping.

00:29:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:29:15 OK.

00:29:38 Now what's the matter?

00:29:41 I want you to be honest.

00:29:42 OK.

00:29:44 Do you ever wonder if what you're doing

00:29:46 is what you should be doing?

00:29:48 She said yes.

00:29:50 That's what you wanted, isn't it?

00:29:51 No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:29:53 What then?

00:29:54 Then what?

00:29:56 Sit down.

00:29:59 What I mean is, do you ever think you should

00:30:01 be doing something different?

00:30:03 Professionally?

00:30:04 Yeah.

00:30:05 Never.

00:30:06 I tried working the makeup counter at Macy's for a while,

00:30:08 but I couldn't make any money at it.

00:30:10 It's true.

00:30:12 That's not what I mean.

00:30:13 Well, what do you mean?

00:30:14 I mean work.

00:30:15 Now, work ain't everything.

00:30:17 I know, but what if--

00:30:20 what if you were really good at something,

00:30:22 and you lived your whole life and never knew it?

00:30:25 It's like you're 105 years old and ready to die,

00:30:27 and your wife leans over and says, Lou,

00:30:29 I never told you this, but you would

00:30:31 have made a great state worker.

00:30:33 What?

00:30:35 You're doing what you ought to be doing.

00:30:37 You're making a great living.

00:30:38 I just-- I--

00:30:40 you know, I'm barely noticed.

00:30:43 I just want to be the best at something.

00:30:45 I want to be the best at what I'm good at.

00:30:49 Jack, God doesn't make everybody the best at something

00:30:53 and hand him a million dollars and put him

00:30:55 on the cover of "People" magazine.

00:30:56 If he did, we wouldn't be motivated to do very much.

00:30:59 You're such an encourager.

00:31:01 I'm a nurturer.

00:31:04 Plastic?

00:31:05 Actually, no, this is latex.

00:31:06 And I like it better.

00:31:08 It's softer and much more lifelike.

00:31:09 Huh.

00:31:11 [MUSIC - THE KING, "LATEX"]

00:31:12 Pack up all your sorrows, 'cause we're leaving tonight.

00:31:18 Goodbye, sad tomorrows, 'cause this time

00:31:21 we're gonna do it right.

00:31:23 I can hear the nitrate coming.

00:31:27 I can see it 'round the bend.

00:31:30 I can feel the rest coming.

00:31:33 And that's how it's gonna end.

00:31:35 Wait.

00:31:36 Whoa, goodbye to your heartache.

00:31:40 Your time is now in hand.

00:31:43 I'm done with all the same mistakes.

00:31:46 Now I'm looking for new friends.

00:31:48 Coming.

00:31:52 Hi.

00:31:56 Hi.

00:31:57 How was LA?

00:31:58 Like it always is.

00:31:59 Keys?

00:32:00 In the kitchen.

00:32:01 So is she gone yet?

00:32:04 She's still looking for a job.

00:32:07 So she's unemployed, too.

00:32:09 You remember what that's like, don't you, Jack?

00:32:11 Where are they?

00:32:12 On the counter.

00:32:13 Random House wants to see me in New York

00:32:18 again for a couple of days.

00:32:19 Random House?

00:32:20 Yeah, Random House.

00:32:22 Was I-- laundry.

00:32:24 Tomorrow.

00:32:25 OK.

00:32:26 So I want you to show me what you have when I get back.

00:32:28 We'll see.

00:32:30 Well, what's that supposed to mean?

00:32:31 It means we'll see.

00:32:33 Well, maybe you should make arrangements

00:32:35 so that you don't get distracted.

00:32:36 I won't get distracted.

00:32:40 Some riders don't know when to stop, you know,

00:32:41 and they get into trouble.

00:32:42 And some don't get into trouble in the first place, do they?

00:32:44 Right.

00:32:45 Right.

00:32:46 Right?

00:32:47 Yeah, yeah, r-- r-- r-- right.

00:32:49 Thank you.

00:32:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:32:53 Hey, you in there?

00:32:59 Yeah, in the back.

00:33:00 So I get in the short line, thinking I'm going to get out

00:33:02 of the store faster, right?

00:33:03 Right.

00:33:04 The guy in front of me, he's got a return.

00:33:07 So I say, easy enough, give the guy his money back.

00:33:09 He's done.

00:33:09 I'm next.

00:33:11 But he's got an exchange.

00:33:13 Now, you think this would be easier, right, an exchange?

00:33:15 Should be.

00:33:16 So what?

00:33:16 So we hand the gal a receipt.

00:33:17 She says, I need your credit card to credit your account.

00:33:20 He looks at her.

00:33:21 [MUMBLING]

00:33:22 Hardly speaks any English.

00:33:23 She's got glasses as thick as a bar of soap.

00:33:25 But this mook, this-- this mouth breather,

00:33:28 does he have a credit card?

00:33:30 No, it's like his wife's credit card.

00:33:31 So he picks up his stuff.

00:33:32 He looks at me.

00:33:33 Like I'm the one that's nuts.

00:33:35 And he takes off.

00:33:37 What is that?

00:33:39 Rubalite.

00:33:40 Well, that's what you wanted, though, wasn't it?

00:33:42 That ain't the point. That ain't the point.

00:33:43 What's the point, then, Frank?

00:33:44 I'm missing the point.

00:33:45 The point is, he knew it was a credit card transaction

00:33:47 when he went in there.

00:33:48 He should know that with an exchange,

00:33:49 you've got to credit the original debit

00:33:50 back to the originating card.

00:33:52 Mastercard?

00:33:53 Visa.

00:33:53 It's accepted in more places around the world.

00:33:54 It's international.

00:33:55 Like, he's international, or at least--

00:33:57 He's buying it, actually.

00:33:58 Yeah, and you're telling me he doesn't know exchange protocol?

00:34:02 What did you have for dinner?

00:34:03 I didn't.

00:34:04 It's me.

00:34:05 We're in back.

00:34:06 What am I supposed to eat?

00:34:07 I don't know.

00:34:08 Hi.

00:34:11 Hi, how are you?

00:34:13 He must be the other woman.

00:34:14 Is this the other woman?

00:34:15 The what?

00:34:17 Jennifer, Frank, Frank, Jennifer.

00:34:19 You live here, too?

00:34:20 No, I--

00:34:21 He just eats here.

00:34:22 Sometimes, yeah. I'm upstairs.

00:34:23 I live upstairs, yeah.

00:34:24 So how was the hunt?

00:34:26 No luck.

00:34:27 Well, sometimes it takes a while.

00:34:28 Yeah, sometimes you-- you got to work at it.

00:34:31 Do you mind?

00:34:32 What? I'm encouraging.

00:34:33 You don't even know what she's talking about.

00:34:34 It's generic encouragement.

00:34:36 It's like tomorrow you'll do better,

00:34:37 next time it'll work out, everything's

00:34:38 going to be fine, like that.

00:34:40 Would you just go?

00:34:41 What'd I do?

00:34:42 Just go.

00:34:43 But listen, you order anything out, let me know.

00:34:45 I'm not ordering out.

00:34:47 If I said if, I'm not.

00:34:48 Now go.

00:34:49 All right, I'll see you tonight.

00:34:50 Is he on medication?

00:34:52 He should be.

00:34:53 Sorry.

00:34:53 Oh, it's OK.

00:34:54 He's funny.

00:34:55 What are those?

00:34:57 Aquamarines.

00:34:57 They're from Brazil.

00:34:59 You can look at them.

00:35:00 Oh, they're beautiful.

00:35:02 So no luck, huh?

00:35:03 No.

00:35:04 Well, you'll find something.

00:35:05 Well, how about you?

00:35:06 You get anywhere?

00:35:07 No.

00:35:10 I have the slightest idea where it's going.

00:35:12 What's it about?

00:35:13 Or what it's about.

00:35:15 You sure I'm not a distraction?

00:35:16 I'm afraid the problem started long before you arrived.

00:35:19 What problem?

00:35:21 Forget it.

00:35:22 It's a long story.

00:35:23 Oh, so now you don't trust me.

00:35:25 It's not a matter of trust.

00:35:26 It's a matter of not wanting to bore you with my insecurities.

00:35:29 Go ahead.

00:35:30 Bore me.

00:35:31 Forget it.

00:35:35 Go ahead.

00:35:36 All right.

00:35:41 Have you ever wanted something really bad

00:35:43 and then never gotten it?

00:35:44 Yeah.

00:35:46 No, I mean something you wanted for a really long time,

00:35:49 and then it just doesn't happen.

00:35:51 What do you mean?

00:35:54 It's-- it's like I'm Jim Kelly.

00:35:58 Who's Jim Kelly?

00:36:00 See? - What?

00:36:01 That's my point.

00:36:03 I don't know who Jim Kelly is?

00:36:04 Yes.

00:36:06 Well, who is he?

00:36:08 He was a quarterback for the Buffalo Bills.

00:36:10 He won tons of games.

00:36:11 Everybody thought he was great.

00:36:13 He went to the Super Bowl four times in a row,

00:36:15 but never won it.

00:36:17 What do you do when you get this close and then don't get it?

00:36:23 I don't know.

00:36:24 That's my problem.

00:36:26 But you-- but you might.

00:36:29 But what if I don't?

00:36:31 What if I'm Jim Kelly or I'm not Jim Kelly?

00:36:35 What if I'm just OK?

00:36:36 I'm Mr. Average?

00:36:38 What are you saying?

00:36:39 That you're-- you're too proud to be average?

00:36:41 If you're trying to encourage me, it's not helping.

00:36:44 I just mean, what's wrong with being that?

00:36:47 Nothing's wrong with that.

00:36:49 I just don't want to be that.

00:36:51 Let somebody else work for the DMV or teach Jim.

00:36:53 I want to win the Super Bowl.

00:36:55 You know, most people don't get everything they want.

00:37:01 Is that right?

00:37:04 You get this close and then--

00:37:05 Well, maybe that's what you should write about.

00:37:12 Oh, no, there's a real inspirational story.

00:37:14 Could be.

00:37:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:37:17 OK, so how are you going to catch him?

00:37:27 Got him on tape, guy looked right into the camera,

00:37:30 picked his nose.

00:37:31 I thought he had a ski mask on.

00:37:33 Had holes in it.

00:37:34 Hey, Jack, you coming?

00:37:35 In just a second.

00:37:36 Forget about it.

00:37:38 $10 is waiting for the foam to settle.

00:37:40 You know, I thought a ski mask just

00:37:42 had like eyes and a mouth hole.

00:37:45 Went up through the mouth hole.

00:37:46 Well, you can't tell just from that.

00:37:48 You haven't seen this guy's nose.

00:37:49 What's wrong with it?

00:37:50 It's like this big.

00:37:52 Idiot.

00:37:53 Come on.

00:37:54 Come on, nothing I can stick my hand up this guy's nose

00:37:56 and snap my fingers.

00:37:57 [LAUGHTER]

00:37:58 I like it.

00:37:59 [LAUGHTER]

00:38:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:38:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:38:07 So what you're telling me is you're

00:38:25 going to match this guy's nose from some videotape?

00:38:28 We'll get him.

00:38:29 No way.

00:38:30 Now you turn sideways, we freeze frame.

00:38:32 Bingo, no mistake.

00:38:33 No mistake.

00:38:34 It's like a computer analysis.

00:38:35 What is that?

00:38:36 That's legal?

00:38:37 Legal, what?

00:38:38 We got the tape.

00:38:39 Like a nose print.

00:38:40 Exactly.

00:38:41 Yeah, we catch this guy, stick his finger up his nose,

00:38:44 boom, he's guilty.

00:38:46 Pick your nose, go to jail.

00:38:47 [LAUGHTER]

00:38:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:38:52 I'll go get nachos.

00:38:59 Nobody touch my cards or my money.

00:39:01 Can't answer the door.

00:39:04 [DOOR CREAKING]

00:39:07 Yeah, something I can help you with?

00:39:13 Yeah, I was looking for somebody.

00:39:15 I thought maybe someone here--

00:39:17 Who?

00:39:18 Hold on, honey.

00:39:20 There's supposed to be a girl staying across the hall.

00:39:23 Really?

00:39:24 What'd she look like?

00:39:27 Blonde, yay tall, hot.

00:39:33 You know, oddly enough, there's a girl staying here

00:39:36 that fits that general description.

00:39:38 Is that who you're looking for?

00:39:39 You mean she's staying here?

00:39:40 Hang on a second, I don't actually live here.

00:39:42 Hey, Jack?

00:39:43 Yeah?

00:39:44 I think there's somebody here looking for Jennifer.

00:39:46 Right there.

00:39:48 Be right here.

00:39:49 Yeah.

00:39:51 There's a guy at the front door who--

00:39:53 Hold on, honey.

00:39:56 You what?

00:39:57 Not here.

00:40:00 OK, I'll tell him.

00:40:01 You're not here.

00:40:02 OK.

00:40:05 OK, I'll talk to him later.

00:40:08 I love you, too.

00:40:10 I believe this guy's looking for Jennifer.

00:40:12 Hi, she's not here right now.

00:40:15 But he just said she was.

00:40:17 He didn't know she left a while back.

00:40:19 I didn't know.

00:40:20 You want, I can take a message.

00:40:22 Sure.

00:40:24 Tell her I'll be waiting to see if she's come up with anything.

00:40:29 Come up with anything?

00:40:31 Come up with anything.

00:40:33 She'll know.

00:40:34 Hey, Jennifer, you can come out now.

00:40:41 Who was that?

00:40:43 I was just kidding around.

00:40:46 See you later, huh?

00:40:46 He is so brutal.

00:40:51 [SIGHS]

00:40:52 You all right?

00:40:56 This was a mistake.

00:40:58 What's that mean?

00:40:59 I know David, he'll be back.

00:41:01 That's his name, David?

00:41:02 Yeah.

00:41:03 Well, what is he, your husband or something?

00:41:05 Or something.

00:41:06 Well, why is he at the front door?

00:41:08 Try--

00:41:09 Don't worry, I'll make sure I'm gone before he comes back.

00:41:11 I'm not worried, I was just wondering--

00:41:13 Besides, the sooner I'm out of here,

00:41:14 the sooner you can stop worrying about taking cold showers.

00:41:17 Or cleaning up after you.

00:41:20 I'm sorry I'm so much trouble.

00:41:22 I was just kidding.

00:41:23 Oh, excuse me.

00:41:30 You're not supposed to be here.

00:41:31 I need some fresh air.

00:41:34 Yeah, fresh air is a good thing.

00:41:36 Queens over threes.

00:41:41 Two pair.

00:41:42 Kings over nines.

00:41:43 There's your one.

00:41:44 You won with that crap.

00:41:45 Yeah, it ain't fair.

00:41:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:41:49 Look, you can't just barge into people's lives and just--

00:42:03 Boy, you are good.

00:42:06 What's that supposed to mean?

00:42:08 You know.

00:42:10 No, I don't.

00:42:11 Sure you do.

00:42:13 You hit a brick wall, bounce off,

00:42:16 go in another direction.

00:42:19 You're smooth.

00:42:20 No, no, you don't understand.

00:42:21 I'm not going to do this.

00:42:22 Yes, you are.

00:42:23 No, I'm not. Mary's not going to--

00:42:25 Mary is a dead end.

00:42:27 OK?

00:42:28 So instead of getting her to give you the money,

00:42:32 you convince this guy, whoever he is, that he can help.

00:42:40 It's very good to think of.

00:42:41 What are you saying?

00:42:42 Because if you think I'm going to ask him for money--

00:42:44 I'm saying you have a child to support, some debts you owe.

00:42:49 Well, I'm not the one who owes people money.

00:42:50 You have a child to support, some debts you owe.

00:42:56 Can I change my mind?

00:43:03 You can't change your mind.

00:43:05 Yes, I can.

00:43:09 Who was there when you needed a hand?

00:43:13 You owe me.

00:43:15 You know that.

00:43:17 You do.

00:43:19 I'm just getting out of here.

00:43:20 [MUSIC - THE KING, "IF I WERE A SHIP"]

00:43:28 If I were a ship out in the sea, I would just take

00:43:33 you where you wanted to be.

00:43:37 If I ever knew of a dream that you had,

00:43:41 I could make it come true.

00:43:44 Yes, I would.

00:43:46 If I were a shelter, I'd keep you from harm.

00:43:50 If I were a heater, baby, I'd keep you so warm.

00:43:55 Anything I do, baby, it's true, I would do it for you.

00:44:04 I would do it for you.

00:44:06 I would do it for you.

00:44:09 I would do it for you.

00:44:11 I would do it, do it, do it.

00:44:14 If there were anything in this world that I could do,

00:44:20 I would do it, do it, do it.

00:44:23 If you only knew what I could do, I'd do it for you.

00:44:30 Baby, it's true, if you only knew what I could do,

00:44:36 I'd do it for you.

00:44:38 Can I help you?

00:44:49 I was looking for something by Jack Payne.

00:44:52 Major Payne.

00:44:54 Juvenile.

00:44:55 Juvenile?

00:44:56 Back corner by Arthur.

00:44:58 About halfway down.

00:45:00 OK, thanks.

00:45:01 Mm-hmm.

00:45:02 I'm sorry, it's 9 o'clock.

00:45:16 We're closing now.

00:45:18 OK, thanks.

00:45:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:45:48 Hi.

00:45:49 Hi.

00:45:51 It's kind of late for you, isn't it?

00:45:53 Hm?

00:45:55 Kind of, but you inspired me.

00:45:58 What?

00:45:59 You inspired me.

00:46:00 I did?

00:46:01 Mm-hmm.

00:46:04 You mind?

00:46:05 No, go ahead.

00:46:06 So you write children's books.

00:46:16 Hm?

00:46:17 You write children's books, and you're a pilot.

00:46:19 Yes, and sometimes.

00:46:24 Why?

00:46:25 I didn't know.

00:46:27 I told you.

00:46:28 No, you just said you're a writer.

00:46:30 And I'm not?

00:46:33 So are you like the Tom Clancy of kids' books?

00:46:39 More like the Jim Kelly.

00:46:45 Read one.

00:46:48 Read what?

00:46:49 One of your books.

00:46:50 Read one for me.

00:46:52 Out loud?

00:46:53 Yes, out loud.

00:46:54 I want to hear about Biggis McGiggis.

00:46:56 Maybe some other time.

00:47:02 No, just read one.

00:47:04 No.

00:47:05 Please.

00:47:06 Not now.

00:47:07 Come on.

00:47:08 I'm surprised I've never heard of you.

00:47:10 Well, you're not the only one.

00:47:11 Major Jack Payne, California Air National Guard,

00:47:15 master's degree, but he's not flying rescue missions,

00:47:18 lives in San Francisco, writes Biggis McGiggis

00:47:21 books for young children.

00:47:22 There.

00:47:23 This is stupid.

00:47:27 Oh, come on.

00:47:28 Of all the things dragons like--

00:47:33 Oh, no, no, no.

00:47:35 You have to read the title first.

00:47:36 Read the title.

00:47:37 Biggis McGiggis and the Parking Lot Dragon.

00:47:44 By Jack Payne.

00:47:45 Yeah, me.

00:47:46 Of all the things dragons like, they like dark places the most.

00:47:56 Like dark mountain caves and dark bedroom closets,

00:47:59 and especially dark, empty basements,

00:48:03 when all the doors are closed and locked up tight.

00:48:06 Any place where they can hide and not be seen

00:48:09 is perfect for dragons.

00:48:10 Even old, dark elevator shafts.

00:48:16 So are you the real Biggis McGiggis?

00:48:18 Is that your secret?

00:48:20 I don't think I'm the one with all the secrets.

00:48:22 Look, I'm sorry he came by.

00:48:26 He wasn't supposed to know where I was.

00:48:30 Well, I don't understand.

00:48:31 I mean, if you and he--

00:48:32 We're not.

00:48:33 Well, what are you, then?

00:48:38 Trying to correct a mistake I made once.

00:48:41 What mistake?

00:48:44 What mistake?

00:48:45 You can tell me.

00:48:46 I owe him something.

00:48:52 Owe him what?

00:48:54 Money?

00:48:55 Is that it?

00:48:56 How much?

00:49:00 Jack.

00:49:01 You can tell me.

00:49:01 Go ahead.

00:49:04 About $4,500.

00:49:06 $4,500?

00:49:08 Whoa.

00:49:09 Yeah, wow.

00:49:11 And this money that you owe him, does it have anything to do--

00:49:14 David helped me out once, and now I

00:49:16 feel like I should help him.

00:49:17 You should understand.

00:49:18 So he's the one who needs the money.

00:49:22 It's not that simple.

00:49:24 He needs the money.

00:49:26 You feel like you owe it to him.

00:49:27 That seems simple.

00:49:29 Well, it's not.

00:49:31 Not everybody, you know, can put their life in order the way

00:49:34 you arrange your sock drawer.

00:49:37 I'm sorry you got involved.

00:49:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:49:59 I'm just dreaming on this lazy summer's day.

00:50:08 There's a blue sky up above me.

00:50:12 All the clouds just rolled away.

00:50:16 And I'm hoping that this feeling's here to stay.

00:50:25 Yeah, I'm hoping, praying.

00:50:27 I don't mind saying that everything's going my way.

00:50:33 I'd always heard it said there'd be days like today when

00:50:42 troubles fall like lemon drops and your cares melt away.

00:50:51 And I'm hoping that this feeling's here to stay.

00:50:59 Yeah, I'm hoping and praying.

00:51:02 I don't mind saying that everything's going my way.

00:51:19 Uh-huh.

00:51:22 Oh, so that's it.

00:51:24 Brad, this is my life we are talking about here.

00:51:27 Don't treat me like some $0.25 candy bar

00:51:30 you picked up at the drugstore.

00:51:31 You take one bite, you spit it out because you

00:51:33 didn't know it had nuts.

00:51:34 You've seen inside my wrapper.

00:51:36 I've got nuts.

00:51:38 Uh-huh.

00:51:39 Oh, I remember.

00:51:41 Oh, so that's it.

00:51:42 So now I'm cheese from the refrigerated section.

00:51:45 It's been left out on the counter,

00:51:46 and now it's room temperature, and you

00:51:47 don't want it because what?

00:51:48 It might not be safe to eat?

00:51:50 Is that it?

00:51:51 And what are you, the 1961 Newton Rothchild

00:51:54 in a temperature-controlled cellar?

00:51:55 Not anymore, buster.

00:51:56 Don't ever marry and divorce your gynecologist.

00:52:03 I don't have a gynecologist, so--

00:52:05 Good point.

00:52:07 Is that your white car in there?

00:52:08 Yeah, it is.

00:52:10 You know, my stepmom had one of those when I was a kid,

00:52:12 and she pushed me out when we were going around a curve.

00:52:15 But I fell into a drainage ditch,

00:52:16 and the weeds broke my fall.

00:52:19 What is it?

00:52:21 Hmm?

00:52:22 Oh, it's a '63 Cadillac.

00:52:23 Ooh, a Cadillac.

00:52:24 Yeah.

00:52:25 That must be fun to drive.

00:52:26 Yeah.

00:52:27 Looks like you're working on something pretty important.

00:52:34 Yeah, it's a book.

00:52:36 A book? You're a writer.

00:52:37 I'm sitting here talking to a real live writer.

00:52:39 Yeah.

00:52:41 What kind of a book?

00:52:43 It's just, you know, it's a children's book.

00:52:45 Oh, how cute.

00:52:46 Yeah.

00:52:47 Kind of like "The Seven Little Kittens" with Agamemnon.

00:52:49 That was my favorite when I was little,

00:52:51 where they dress the cats up like little people.

00:52:53 Oh, yeah.

00:52:54 Oh, I loved that book until we lost everything in the house

00:52:56 fire on Christmas Eve.

00:52:58 Really?

00:52:58 Gosh, I'm sorry.

00:52:59 Yeah, it was tragic.

00:53:01 And you know, they never caught the people who did it.

00:53:03 Really?

00:53:04 Mm-mm.

00:53:05 So when can I buy it?

00:53:08 Well, if I-- if I ever finish it,

00:53:09 hopefully around Christmas, that's when my book

00:53:11 editor wants to release it.

00:53:12 She usually gets what she wants.

00:53:13 Oh, your book editor is a she.

00:53:15 Yeah.

00:53:16 Oh, that's cool.

00:53:17 And my fiance.

00:53:19 Jack!

00:53:20 Yeah?

00:53:21 Yeah, it's bad.

00:53:22 Oh, don't tell me that.

00:53:23 Let me show you.

00:53:24 You got a ride?

00:53:25 Yeah, he's coming.

00:53:26 You know those little gears?

00:53:27 I'll be right there.

00:53:28 Yeah, inside the different--

00:53:29 Yeah.

00:53:30 Yeah, go ahead.

00:53:32 Hi.

00:53:33 Hi.

00:53:34 Hi.

00:53:35 He's in with the mechanic.

00:53:40 What is that, David?

00:53:41 David. Big guy, no hair?

00:53:43 Mm-mm.

00:53:43 He's not a mechanic yet, David.

00:53:46 So you guys must be pretty good friends.

00:53:48 Me and Jack? - Yeah.

00:53:49 Oh, yeah, yeah, we're real good friends.

00:53:51 Well, we are neighbor friends.

00:53:52 He seems like a nice guy.

00:53:53 He's OK. He comes around a lot.

00:53:54 He's a little needy.

00:53:55 So you're waiting for your car, I guess.

00:54:01 Yeah.

00:54:02 Two hours now.

00:54:04 See, that's what I hate about cars.

00:54:06 It's the maintenance, the gas, the oil.

00:54:07 Now, my grandfather, he had a horse.

00:54:09 There was no lubing of the horse.

00:54:10 You are the first man I've ever met that wasn't

00:54:12 in love with his car.

00:54:13 I'm good like that. I'm sensitive.

00:54:14 Yeah.

00:54:15 Speaking of horses, are you hungry at all?

00:54:20 Can you--

00:54:21 Yeah, a little.

00:54:23 You?

00:54:24 I can eat, you know, maybe a salty snack,

00:54:26 a sandwich, something like that.

00:54:27 Soup and sandwich.

00:54:28 Soup and sandwich is good.

00:54:29 It's a little light.

00:54:32 Buffet.

00:54:32 Oh, Chinese.

00:54:34 Chinese pizza, all you can eat south of market.

00:54:36 They got plates as big as hubcaps.

00:54:37 Szechuan?

00:54:38 Szechuan, yes.

00:54:39 That's-- that's hot, isn't it?

00:54:40 That-- - It's hot.

00:54:42 Yeah.

00:54:42 It's hot like that's--

00:54:43 yeah, I get the runny nose on the top of your mouth.

00:54:46 Oh.

00:54:46 [MAKES FART NOISE]

00:54:47 OK, not hot.

00:54:50 Thai.

00:54:51 I love Thai. I know Thai.

00:54:52 Thai is good.

00:54:53 That's a peanut sauce.

00:54:54 [INAUDIBLE]

00:54:55 Yeah.

00:54:56 You're sure?

00:54:57 Yes. Yes.

00:54:58 Thank you.

00:54:59 Thai, there's a place--

00:55:00 Ready?

00:55:01 Yeah.

00:55:02 Listen, I'll meet you at the--

00:55:03 very nice to meet you.

00:55:04 It's nice to meet you, too.

00:55:06 Remember, Chinese pizza, cornucopia.

00:55:08 [INAUDIBLE]

00:55:16 His name's Frank.

00:55:18 Call him.

00:55:19 He'd love to have dinner, a movie, and dinner again.

00:55:23 [LAUGHS]

00:55:24 Oh, thanks.

00:55:25 You OK?

00:55:26 I just might do that.

00:55:27 [PHONE RINGING]

00:55:30 Now what?

00:55:31 [PHONE STATIC]

00:55:35 [PHONE RINGING]

00:55:38 You're not saying anything.

00:55:40 I'm not finished yet.

00:55:41 Well?

00:55:47 Where's the rest of it?

00:55:55 I want to know what happened.

00:55:56 It's not done yet.

00:55:58 Jack, don't you go and crash today

00:56:00 and leave me with an unfinished manuscript.

00:56:02 I won't.

00:56:03 It's great.

00:56:03 It is really, really great, Jack.

00:56:05 Really great.

00:56:06 I won't. I'm sorry.

00:56:07 Oh.

00:56:08 Hi.

00:56:10 You must be, uh--

00:56:11 Jennifer.

00:56:12 Jennifer, right.

00:56:13 You're the one without a job or a place to live.

00:56:15 Hi, I'm Amanda Keyes.

00:56:16 I'm Jack's fiancee.

00:56:18 I'm sorry. I'll come back.

00:56:19 No, no, no. That's OK.

00:56:20 That's all right.

00:56:20 I was just leaving, Jennifer.

00:56:23 Besides, Jack has some very important work to finish,

00:56:26 don't you, Jack?

00:56:27 Yes.

00:56:28 All right, now, you call me tomorrow.

00:56:30 I will.

00:56:31 OK? And I love you.

00:56:32 I love you, too.

00:56:33 And don't crash.

00:56:35 I won't.

00:56:38 Bye-bye, Jennifer.

00:56:40 She's cute.

00:56:41 Amanda's also my book editor at Deacon Press.

00:56:50 You OK?

00:56:52 Yeah.

00:56:54 You find something?

00:56:56 Oh, yeah.

00:56:57 Yeah, I did.

00:56:58 What?

00:56:58 Oh, it doesn't matter.

00:57:02 Yeah, it does.

00:57:03 I write you what?

00:57:04 It's just a waitressing job.

00:57:06 Well, that's something.

00:57:07 Which is better than nothing, right?

00:57:09 Absolutely.

00:57:09 Something is better than nothing.

00:57:11 So when are you going to start?

00:57:13 Monday.

00:57:14 Well, nothing like jumping right in.

00:57:16 You should be happy you won't have any more distractions.

00:57:18 You're not a distraction.

00:57:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:57:23 So where are you moving to?

00:57:29 Oh, I don't know.

00:57:30 Mary said she'd help me find something.

00:57:33 Well, you found her.

00:57:34 Yeah, yeah, I did.

00:57:36 Well, make sure you check the water heater.

00:57:38 Can't be any smaller than yours.

00:57:42 And what do I do if you know who comes back?

00:57:45 I don't know.

00:57:46 You're the writer.

00:57:47 Make something up.

00:57:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:57:51 Yeah, I'll make something.

00:57:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:57:58 It came as no surprise on that cold October morning.

00:58:11 Time to share, but no one there to listen to my dreams.

00:58:17 And there were stars in our eyes,

00:58:22 time that passed us without warning.

00:58:26 Now I think about you and life without you, a lesson.

00:58:33 So it seems that there is more to life

00:58:39 than winning all the races.

00:58:44 More to being happy than a day with nothing wrong.

00:58:51 And I remember the times, the memories, and places.

00:59:00 We laughed and took the world in.

00:59:04 I hadn't felt that for so long.

00:59:09 I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you the truth.

00:59:16 And I just can't say I love you enough.

00:59:21 I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you the truth.

00:59:33 And I just can't say I love you enough.

00:59:40 Hey, Chico.

00:59:42 Yeah, Cap.

00:59:42 You got that surveillance video?

00:59:44 I want to look at something.

00:59:46 You want it now?

00:59:47 Yeah.

00:59:47 All right.

00:59:49 Hey, Cece, showtime.

00:59:50 [PHONE RINGING]

01:00:03 [PHONE RINGING]

01:00:06 Amanda.

01:00:08 OK, I'm putting the sketches along with the manuscript

01:00:12 and the disc in an envelope.

01:00:14 Oh, good.

01:00:16 I'm licking it shut.

01:00:18 So it's finished.

01:00:19 Yeah, it's finished.

01:00:20 You like it?

01:00:22 Yeah, it's OK.

01:00:24 Well, you don't sound all that thrilled.

01:00:26 No, it's fine.

01:00:27 It's done.

01:00:28 [ENGINE RUMBLING]

01:00:30 [TIRES SCREECHING]

01:00:33 [BEEPING]

01:00:37 You want me to send a courier?

01:00:38 No, that's OK.

01:00:40 I'll get it.

01:00:41 All right.

01:00:42 Well, we're all very excited to see it.

01:00:44 I'm sure you are.

01:00:46 I'll see you in a while.

01:00:47 [KNOCKING]

01:00:48 Coming.

01:00:49 [KNOCKING]

01:00:50 Yes.

01:00:51 [KNOCKING]

01:00:52 I'm coming.

01:00:53 [KNOCKING]

01:00:54 [KNOCKING]

01:00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:00:57 What?

01:00:58 Look, I know she's here.

01:00:59 Yeah.

01:01:00 Who's here?

01:01:01 She's here.

01:01:02 All right.

01:01:03 Look, calm down, all right?

01:01:06 She was here, but she's not here right now.

01:01:10 She's here.

01:01:11 Well, you--

01:01:12 Fine. Go on in.

01:01:13 Take a look.

01:01:14 Jennifer!

01:01:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:01:18 I'm telling you, she's not here.

01:01:20 Jennifer!

01:01:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:01:24 Where has she been?

01:01:25 I know you know where she is.

01:01:27 Where is she?

01:01:28 Look, I'm sorry.

01:01:32 I really didn't want to be the one to tell you, but actually,

01:01:36 she's dead.

01:01:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:01:40 Nice try.

01:01:41 No, really, she is.

01:01:43 Yeah?

01:01:44 When?

01:01:46 How?

01:01:49 Yesterday.

01:01:51 She was hit by a muni bus trying to cross the street.

01:01:54 You're lying.

01:01:55 I am not.

01:01:55 It's true.

01:01:56 She's dead.

01:01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:02:00 You want, you can come to the funeral.

01:02:02 Where?

01:02:04 Where what?

01:02:06 Where's the funeral?

01:02:08 The funeral?

01:02:10 Actually, oh, the funeral's at Green Street Mortuary,

01:02:14 around 2 o'clock.

01:02:16 I guess I'll see you there then.

01:02:19 I'm sure it'll be very small, casual probably.

01:02:23 You know.

01:02:25 What am I thinking?

01:02:27 OK, everybody, listen up.

01:02:29 Who wants to go on a field trip?

01:02:30 Raise your hand.

01:02:33 OK, Ms. Russell, lift your feet.

01:02:34 You're slowing us down, honey.

01:02:35 Come on.

01:02:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:02:37 [HUMMING]

01:02:41 Something's creeping in the closet.

01:02:49 Something's underneath my bed.

01:02:52 And I really don't know what it could be.

01:02:57 Something's lurking in the laundry.

01:03:00 Something's climbing out my head.

01:03:03 And it doesn't work to just let it be.

01:03:08 Hi, what can I get for you?

01:03:10 Let me have a hot pastrami.

01:03:13 OK.

01:03:15 Would you do me a favor?

01:03:17 Look that way.

01:03:19 Excuse me?

01:03:20 Sideways.

01:03:21 I see your profile.

01:03:23 Close your eyes.

01:03:26 Hey, what are you doing in about an hour?

01:03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:03:30 Nothing more and nothing less.

01:03:31 That's all that I need.

01:03:34 Baby, won't you listen to me?

01:03:37 What did he tell him?

01:03:44 Oh, he told him it was a musical, showgirls and stuff.

01:03:48 Great.

01:03:49 This isn't going to work.

01:03:50 Just go again.

01:03:54 Again.

01:03:55 What time did you tell him it was going to start?

01:03:57 2 o'clock.

01:03:57 Yeah.

01:03:58 That's OK, isn't it?

01:03:59 Yeah, I had to move something into a smaller room.

01:04:01 In fact, I'll be right back.

01:04:02 OK.

01:04:03 Hurry.

01:04:04 Thank you again so much.

01:04:11 I apologize for this little scheduling mix up we had.

01:04:13 You look like you're doing great.

01:04:15 You know what?

01:04:16 I think there's room for a couple more of you

01:04:17 right back here if you want to slide in there.

01:04:19 And again, I'm so sorry for your loss.

01:04:21 This is good.

01:04:26 You guys always do this?

01:04:27 That's from a reception we had last weekend.

01:04:30 Oh, I got it.

01:04:32 I'm going to go close the coffin then.

01:04:34 Are you ready?

01:04:35 Yeah, I'm ready.

01:04:35 Hey, I think your boy is coming.

01:04:40 OK.

01:04:41 Ted.

01:04:43 All right, folks, showtime.

01:04:44 Let's go.

01:04:47 Hey, my condolences, really.

01:04:50 I'm sorry.

01:04:51 Sure.

01:04:52 You remember Ted? - Yeah.

01:04:52 Ted fixed her up.

01:04:53 How you doing?

01:04:54 Yeah, don't-- you don't want to get too close,

01:04:56 because she must have had a lot of salt the night before,

01:04:59 or something.

01:05:00 There was a lot of swelling.

01:05:01 Mark Ramsey, I'm sorry for your loss.

01:05:04 Thanks.

01:05:05 Have we met before?

01:05:06 I don't think so.

01:05:08 You look familiar.

01:05:09 Yeah.

01:05:11 You've done a lot.

01:05:17 You had one that looked like her, right?

01:05:19 Oh, I found a girl around the corner that could be her twin.

01:05:22 I gave her $50.

01:05:23 [SPEAKING FRENCH]

01:05:46 Is he wearing his teeth?

01:05:47 Yes.

01:05:50 We are gathered here today to pay tribute to a soul

01:05:55 near and dear to each and every one of us.

01:06:00 Jennifer-- Jennifer--

01:06:03 Cavender.

01:06:04 --Calendar.

01:06:04 Cavender.

01:06:05 Cavender, Jennifer Cavender, was a sweet and beautiful young

01:06:09 girl to be taken off into the heavenly realms

01:06:14 in the prime of her young life.

01:06:16 It was indeed a terrible tragedy.

01:06:18 A terrible, terrible tragedy.

01:06:21 Had she not gone to the corner store

01:06:23 to get herself a carton of milk and a plastic egg

01:06:28 with a pantyhose and some stuff--

01:06:29 What are we going to do?

01:06:30 You think you're all right?

01:06:31 Had she not gone to the store on that fateful day,

01:06:34 who knows what life would hold in front of her.

01:06:36 Nobody move!

01:06:37 Everybody freeze!

01:06:39 Who knows?

01:06:40 Everybody shut up!

01:06:41 Yeah, shut up!

01:06:43 [GUNSHOT]

01:06:44 [GROANING]

01:06:47 [GUNSHOTS]

01:06:49 That guy is not a very good shot.

01:06:52 Did you see that?

01:06:53 Shut up!

01:06:54 Shut up!

01:06:55 Go!

01:06:57 Nobody gets up!

01:06:58 You owe us, man.

01:07:00 You owe us!

01:07:01 Yeah, yeah!

01:07:02 Go!

01:07:03 Go!

01:07:04 You owe us!

01:07:04 Go.

01:07:05 Oh, oh.

01:07:11 Look at me.

01:07:12 Where are you going?

01:07:13 Jack, believe me.

01:07:18 Believe me.

01:07:19 I had no idea.

01:07:21 She said nothing about needing money.

01:07:24 Jennifer?

01:07:26 Jennifer?

01:07:27 Go on.

01:07:35 Yeah.

01:07:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:07:39 [RUSTLING]

01:07:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:07:45 [RUSTLING]

01:07:48 [RUSTLING]

01:07:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:08:20 (SINGING) Just one more Christmas, dear, without you.

01:08:28 One less present under the tree.

01:08:35 Just one day passing by, one more day that I hope you

01:08:43 might be thinking about me, baby.

01:08:48 Just one more season of giving I'm taking.

01:08:55 One more time in my life to forget.

01:09:02 One more day that I wake to see one more mistake.

01:09:09 One more thing that I've done that I'd like to regret.

01:09:12 Can you make it?

01:09:13 I don't know.

01:09:14 Maybe.

01:09:15 (SINGING) So merry Christmas, darling.

01:09:22 So we're sitting there.

01:09:25 We're sitting there for a while.

01:09:26 In comes the bailiff with Boogerman.

01:09:28 Well, so what was Boogerman's story anyway?

01:09:30 Why'd he do it?

01:09:31 Gambling debts.

01:09:32 So they show the video when he puts the mask on.

01:09:35 Well, they found the mask?

01:09:36 Yeah.

01:09:37 In his car, back seat, same one, black with white openings

01:09:40 like a panda.

01:09:41 What an idiot.

01:09:42 So he puts on a mask, and he sits down.

01:09:46 And?

01:09:47 And nothing.

01:09:48 He just sits there.

01:09:49 So the judge orders him to turn sideways

01:09:51 and stick his finger up his nose.

01:09:52 No, he did not. - He did.

01:09:53 No, he didn't.

01:09:54 I swear if he doesn't do it, he's in contempt.

01:09:56 You want us to believe he stuck his finger up his nose?

01:09:58 No.

01:09:59 He just sits there.

01:10:00 So the judge orders the bailiff to do it.

01:10:02 Do what?

01:10:03 Put his finger up his nose.

01:10:05 Whose finger?

01:10:06 Bailiff's?

01:10:06 No, Boogerman's.

01:10:07 So the bailiff goes over, bends his hand so he's got

01:10:09 the big finger sticking up.

01:10:11 Oh, come on.

01:10:12 You're making me sick.

01:10:14 Up through the mouth hole?

01:10:15 Up through the mouth hole.

01:10:16 Leans back so everybody gets a good look.

01:10:18 Jury comes back in 10 minutes.

01:10:20 Guilty.

01:10:21 Watch out.

01:10:21 Amanda's right behind me.

01:10:23 10 minutes, and that's all it took?

01:10:24 10 minutes.

01:10:25 What 10 minutes?

01:10:26 How long it took the jury to convict Boogerman?

01:10:28 You're kidding me. 10 minutes, that's it?

01:10:29 Yeah.

01:10:30 Jack?

01:10:32 I need you to sign some books.

01:10:34 Wow.

01:10:35 Jackie, environmental fundraiser.

01:10:38 Thanks.

01:10:39 Now listen, I need you to get these signed, OK?

01:10:42 Sure.

01:10:43 It's work.

01:10:44 By when? Tonight?

01:10:45 Do I have to do it tonight?

01:10:46 No, as long as they're in my office by 10 AM.

01:10:49 I don't care if you do it at 2 o'clock in the morning, OK?

01:10:51 Sure, that's fine.

01:10:52 Now, I won't be there, but Courtney will,

01:10:54 and she knows where they need to go.

01:10:56 OK. Anything else?

01:10:58 Yes.

01:10:59 There is some dry cleaning on the back

01:11:02 of the door in my office.

01:11:04 And if you wouldn't mind, that would be just terrific,

01:11:06 because I have to go to New York again in the morning,

01:11:08 and I just don't have time to get there before I leave.

01:11:10 And I do need it the next day.

01:11:12 Thanks.

01:11:13 Books, by 10.

01:11:15 Yeah.

01:11:16 OK?

01:11:17 Oh, oh, I should hear about the award in the next day or so,

01:11:21 you know.

01:11:22 You excited?

01:11:23 Yeah.

01:11:24 Well, try an ad blanket.

01:11:25 I'm excited, OK?

01:11:26 Jack, this is what you've always wanted.

01:11:29 It could sell another 50,000 units.

01:11:31 Call me.

01:11:32 I'd like to know.

01:11:33 Better.

01:11:34 I would.

01:11:35 All right.

01:11:37 I would.

01:11:38 Hmm.

01:11:40 I'll call you tomorrow.

01:11:42 You can get back to your game now.

01:11:44 Thank you.

01:11:46 Books, by 10.

01:11:48 Yeah.

01:11:50 I'm just guessing you two haven't set a date yet.

01:11:55 Good guess.

01:11:56 I'm a detective.

01:11:57 You know what I always say.

01:11:58 Yeah, I know what you say.

01:12:00 Come on.

01:12:02 Let's play.

01:12:04 You got me.

01:12:05 Nothing.

01:12:06 [DOOR OPENING]

01:12:10 Morning, Courtney.

01:12:16 Good morning, Courtney.

01:12:19 Courtney.

01:12:21 Jack, hi.

01:12:22 Good morning.

01:12:22 Sorry.

01:12:24 Books?

01:12:25 Good morning.

01:12:26 Books?

01:12:30 Never mind, I'll get them.

01:12:31 The books, of course.

01:12:33 Amanda wanted me to make sure that you left the books--

01:12:36 On her desk?

01:12:37 Yeah, right, on her desk.

01:12:39 I'll do that.

01:12:40 Right, OK.

01:12:41 And then also, she wanted me to remind you about--

01:12:43 Dry cleaning, back of the door.

01:12:45 The dry cleaning, right, on the back of the door.

01:12:47 She needs it by tomorrow.

01:12:49 So she wanted you to drop it off on your way home.

01:12:52 I'm not going by the dry cleaner on my way home.

01:12:54 You're not?

01:12:55 Nope, not going by the dry cleaner.

01:12:57 Oh.

01:12:58 And she called to remind you about the--

01:13:01 Saturday, 1 till 4?

01:13:03 - Yeah. - I'll be there.

01:13:04 That'll be great.

01:13:05 Saturday, 1 till 4, the book signing.

01:13:06 Books, I mean.

01:13:07 Sure.

01:13:08 Thanks.

01:13:09 Did you get the books to the office?

01:13:14 I gave them to Courtney.

01:13:15 Good. Dry cleaning?

01:13:17 Didn't have time.

01:13:18 Jack, I need that by tomorrow.

01:13:20 Well, where's something else?

01:13:21 When are we going to set a date?

01:13:22 Jack, I don't have time to get into that right now.

01:13:24 Amanda, it's one day in the future.

01:13:26 Pick one. - Jack--

01:13:28 Think of it like a hair appointment.

01:13:29 Listen, you're asking me to turn my life upside down.

01:13:31 I'm asking you to pick one day.

01:13:33 There's 365 of them.

01:13:34 Jack, I'm just not sure that I'm

01:13:37 ready to feel guilty every time I have to travel somewhere,

01:13:39 or if I have an opportunity I want to pursue.

01:13:41 When have I--

01:13:42 when have I ever made you feel guilty?

01:13:43 - You haven't, but-- - Thank you.

01:13:45 You know, any more, I feel like I'm just a client to you.

01:13:47 You are my client.

01:13:48 Room service.

01:13:49 Oh, good.

01:13:50 Listen, I got to go, OK?

01:13:51 I'll know more on Monday. All right?

01:13:53 Thanks, bye-bye.

01:13:53 Fine.

01:13:55 [CAR ENGINE]

01:13:59 Hey, you mind?

01:14:05 What?

01:14:07 She's plastic, right?

01:14:08 No, she's real.

01:14:10 Oh, sorry, I didn't know.

01:14:13 That's all right.

01:14:14 So what happened?

01:14:16 Monday.

01:14:17 You get married Monday?

01:14:18 No, no, no, no, no.

01:14:20 I find out on Monday.

01:14:21 Oh, well, it's a good thing, right?

01:14:23 Yeah.

01:14:26 I don't know, something--

01:14:27 something doesn't feel right.

01:14:28 What?

01:14:30 When's the book signing?

01:14:32 Saturday.

01:14:33 Well, so sign on Saturday, find out on Monday.

01:14:35 It'll be great.

01:14:36 I'm thinking of calling it off.

01:14:42 Calling what off?

01:14:43 Us.

01:14:44 Oh, come on, I've heard that before.

01:14:45 No, this time I mean it.

01:14:48 It'll all work out.

01:14:50 Sorry about touching her.

01:14:51 Oh, it's OK.

01:14:52 It's just that her head's not stuck all that good.

01:14:54 Yeah.

01:14:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:14:57 Well, if he likes football, he's going to love Jack's latest.

01:15:00 Yeah.

01:15:01 Yeah.

01:15:02 Excuse me.

01:15:02 I don't have it today.

01:15:04 Here you go, big guy.

01:15:06 You know, you kind of look like Biggis McGiggis.

01:15:08 [LAUGHTER]

01:15:09 Thank you.

01:15:11 And to whom would you like me to have it?

01:15:12 Jennifer.

01:15:13 Jennifer?

01:15:15 Hi.

01:15:16 Hi.

01:15:17 Oh, we-- we bought one already.

01:15:19 Oh, you have one?

01:15:20 Yeah.

01:15:22 So how are you?

01:15:23 Good.

01:15:24 We came by for you to sign it.

01:15:26 Oh, I'm sorry, this is--

01:15:27 this is Tyler, my son.

01:15:29 Hello.

01:15:30 Hi. We've already met.

01:15:31 How are you doing?

01:15:32 Pretty good.

01:15:33 Good.

01:15:35 So how are you doing?

01:15:36 Fine.

01:15:37 Good.

01:15:38 Oh, I-- I heard about the funeral.

01:15:41 You did, huh?

01:15:42 Sorry.

01:15:42 Look who's back from the dead.

01:15:45 Did you come in to pick up one of Jack's books?

01:15:46 I-- I have one already.

01:15:47 Thanks. - Great.

01:15:48 Well, why don't you sign it for her, Jack?

01:15:50 Wait.

01:15:51 You still working?

01:15:53 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am.

01:15:54 Can you stick around a little while?

01:16:02 Oh, we can't, really.

01:16:03 Sorry. - You sure?

01:16:04 What do you say to Mr. Payne?

01:16:06 Thank you, ma'am.

01:16:07 You're welcome.

01:16:08 Go, Jack.

01:16:09 Come on, thanks.

01:16:10 I'm signing.

01:16:12 Would you-- would you go and--

01:16:14 would you mind going and getting them and having them

01:16:16 wait for just a little while?

01:16:17 Jack, please.

01:16:18 We've got a lot of people.

01:16:20 I'll keep signing, all right?

01:16:23 Courtney, come here.

01:16:24 Um, this is calling me.

01:16:25 I will--

01:16:26 Go and, uh, find them quickly.

01:16:28 What do you mean, find them?

01:16:29 Just go. Just go and come back.

01:16:31 Come back. - OK.

01:16:32 Come back.

01:16:32 Great.

01:16:33 Here's a black coffee for the major

01:16:35 and a double latte for the lady.

01:16:37 Double soy latte.

01:16:38 Double soy latte.

01:16:39 Thank you.

01:16:40 There you go.

01:16:42 I'm sorry.

01:16:43 I looked everywhere, Jack.

01:16:44 I couldn't find her.

01:16:45 They were just here.

01:16:46 They must have gone.

01:16:47 I guess they're gone.

01:16:48 They were just here a second ago.

01:16:50 Jack, she said she couldn't find them.

01:16:51 Amanda--

01:16:52 [SIGHS]

01:16:53 OK.

01:16:54 All right.

01:16:56 Hi.

01:16:57 What's your name?

01:16:58 [INAUDIBLE]

01:16:59 [DOOR OPENS]

01:17:00 [WATER RUNNING]

01:17:03 [KNOCKING]

01:17:08 Coming.

01:17:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:17:14 [HUMMING]

01:17:17 Yeah?

01:17:18 You ordered a water heater?

01:17:19 Yeah, it's upstairs in back.

01:17:22 What is?

01:17:23 The water heater.

01:17:25 It's in my trunk.

01:17:27 No, where the old one is.

01:17:28 It's upstairs in back.

01:17:30 But you're downstairs.

01:17:33 I'm downstairs.

01:17:35 The old one's upstairs.

01:17:37 In the back?

01:17:39 In the back, right.

01:17:41 [HUMMING]

01:17:44 You ordered a water heater?

01:17:47 Down.

01:17:48 [PHONE RINGING]

01:17:51 [PHONE RINGING]

01:17:53 Ramsey.

01:17:54 It's Jack.

01:17:55 Hey, I need you to do me a favor.

01:17:57 What do you need?

01:17:58 I want you to find Jennifer.

01:18:01 Why?

01:18:02 Look, just do your police thing, OK?

01:18:04 All right.

01:18:05 I'll see what I can find out.

01:18:06 Thanks.

01:18:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:18:10 [PHONE RINGING]

01:18:13 Yeah, what you got?

01:18:28 Nothing, it's me.

01:18:29 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:18:30 I thought it was Mark.

01:18:31 You want me to call back?

01:18:33 No, that's OK.

01:18:34 Go ahead.

01:18:35 All right.

01:18:36 First of all, you were great on Saturday.

01:18:38 Thanks.

01:18:39 Yeah.

01:18:40 Listen, I've been thinking about your question.

01:18:43 What question?

01:18:44 You know, the big question.

01:18:48 Oh, right, that question, uh-huh.

01:18:50 Yeah, that one.

01:18:51 You know, I've been thinking, you know, maybe we should--

01:18:53 First, I have some news.

01:18:54 What?

01:18:55 What?

01:18:56 I'm sorry. Go ahead.

01:18:57 No, no, you-- you were going to say something.

01:18:59 No, no, you called me. Go ahead.

01:19:00 What were you going to say?

01:19:01 All right.

01:19:03 I've been talking to Random House.

01:19:06 They want me to head up juvenile literature.

01:19:08 Is that great?

01:19:11 Really?

01:19:12 Really.

01:19:14 Well, does Deacon know yet?

01:19:16 This afternoon, but I--

01:19:17 I-- I wanted to let you know first.

01:19:21 Well, what's that mean?

01:19:23 It means we are moving to New York.

01:19:28 New York?

01:19:29 I'm not moving to New York.

01:19:32 No, Jack, I don't think you would--

01:19:34 Can you hang on just a second?

01:19:35 Hold on.

01:19:36 [PHONE RINGING]

01:19:38 Hello, yeah.

01:19:39 Got something to write with?

01:19:41 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:42 Give it to me.

01:19:43 Franchise tax has her at 1029 Alleyander, number 12.

01:19:50 Employer, Pancake Circus in San Rafael.

01:19:54 Pancake Circus?

01:19:56 Pancake Circus.

01:19:57 OK, I got it.

01:19:58 Thanks.

01:20:01 OK, I'm back.

01:20:03 Listen, Jack.

01:20:05 This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

01:20:07 I mean, I don't think you understand.

01:20:08 They love you at-- at Random House.

01:20:10 You're going to be--

01:20:11 Can you hold on just one more second?

01:20:13 Yeah, I got a phone number.

01:20:15 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:16 Give it to me.

01:20:17 It's Jackie, line three.

01:20:18 Oh, good.

01:20:20 Jackie, hi.

01:20:22 How was the Antarctic?

01:20:23 Did you freeze your butt off?

01:20:24 Listen, have I got news for you.

01:20:27 OK, got it.

01:20:28 Thanks.

01:20:28 You call me if you need backup.

01:20:30 Right, 10-4.

01:20:34 I'm sorry, I'm back.

01:20:37 You there?

01:20:39 Hello?

01:20:42 Hello?

01:20:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:20:47 [SIGHS]

01:20:51 You want me to blow up it there?

01:21:16 Hang on a second.

01:21:18 Pancake Circus.

01:21:19 Yeah, I was wondering if I could speak with Jennifer Cavender.

01:21:22 Is she in?

01:21:23 She can't come to the phone right now.

01:21:24 If you want, I can take a message.

01:21:26 Do you know when she gets off?

01:21:27 Hold on.

01:21:28 Jennifer, you here through lunch?

01:21:30 Till 4.

01:21:32 Try back around 4.

01:21:33 Yeah, thanks.

01:21:36 Personal phone calls.

01:21:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:21:41 (SINGING) And I can read you in my mind what I wouldn't give

01:21:47 to stay here in this little world of mine.

01:21:52 If I could know that you would be here,

01:21:56 then my world would be just fine.

01:21:59 What I wouldn't give for only one more time.

01:22:06 One more time just to see you once again.

01:22:13 Feel the grass, watch the ocean, taste the sky so blue.

01:22:21 One more time just to be with you again, my friend.

01:22:28 What I would spend for one more time with you.

01:22:35 I can hear a sweet voice calling,

01:22:39 and it brings the sound of rain.

01:22:41 And I can feel my body falling.

01:22:46 I can touch the face of pain.

01:22:49 Without you here, I can't express what

01:22:52 seems so simple and so plain.

01:22:56 If I could only have just one more day with you.

01:23:03 One more time just to see you once again.

01:23:10 Feel the grass, watch the ocean, taste the sky so blue.

01:23:17 One more time just to be with you again, my friend.

01:23:25 What I would spend for one more time with you.

01:23:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:23:32 You never said goodbye at the bookstore.

01:23:50 If I didn't know any better, I thought maybe

01:23:51 you were trying to avoid me.

01:23:53 Which seems strange, since you were

01:23:54 the one who came to see me.

01:23:56 How did you find me?

01:23:58 You weren't, were you?

01:24:00 No, you just look kind of busy.

01:24:02 Well, I was, but I still wanted to see you.

01:24:06 Is this where you're staying?

01:24:08 Yeah, this is it.

01:24:11 Nice place.

01:24:13 I think the landlord thinks weeds are attractive, I guess.

01:24:17 [LAUGHS]

01:24:19 I'm sorry, I should have at least said goodbye.

01:24:24 Hi.

01:24:25 Hi.

01:24:25 Again.

01:24:28 So have you guys had dinner?

01:24:30 Me, I've even had lunch.

01:24:31 Really, what a surprise.

01:24:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:24:35 Well, how about dinner?

01:24:37 Just the three of us.

01:24:38 Now?

01:24:41 Yeah, now.

01:24:44 You're asking me?

01:24:46 You know, a question like that, there

01:24:47 shouldn't be any hesitation.

01:24:48 It's like getting on the freeway.

01:24:50 You just put your foot on the--

01:24:51 Yes.

01:24:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:24:52 The sun will shine.

01:24:54 It'll be all right.

01:24:57 It's something I just know.

01:25:01 I'm going home to a place I've never been.

01:25:08 Though I know it, I can see it in my dreams.

01:25:14 Come on in.

01:25:16 Can I get your coat?

01:25:17 Something smells good.

01:25:18 No, I got it.

01:25:21 Look, Mom.

01:25:23 I see.

01:25:24 You can look, but don't touch.

01:25:26 It's OK.

01:25:27 You can play with those.

01:25:28 OK, honey.

01:25:30 Can't hurt him.

01:25:31 Looks like you were expecting someone.

01:25:33 I was.

01:25:34 Oh, you're pretty confident.

01:25:35 Oh, I knew you'd be hungry.

01:25:36 Oh.

01:25:37 [CHUCKLING]

01:25:40 I'm-- I'm sorry you didn't win the award.

01:25:42 Hm?

01:25:43 The award.

01:25:44 I'm sorry you didn't win.

01:25:45 Oh.

01:25:46 Well, maybe next year.

01:25:48 I was a finalist anyway, above average.

01:25:51 Congratulations.

01:25:52 Thank you.

01:25:54 Would you like some tea?

01:25:55 Yeah, that'd be nice.

01:25:58 So how have you been?

01:26:00 Good.

01:26:01 Good.

01:26:01 I've been good.

01:26:03 How's Amanda?

01:26:05 Amanda's moving to New York.

01:26:08 She's going to work for Rand House.

01:26:10 New York?

01:26:11 That's-- that's a long way away.

01:26:13 Yeah, it's too far away.

01:26:14 [KNOCKING]

01:26:16 Excuse me.

01:26:17 Sure.

01:26:19 What you doing?

01:26:25 Hey.

01:26:26 What?

01:26:27 Later.

01:26:28 What do you mean later?

01:26:29 Well, she's back.

01:26:30 Shh.

01:26:32 Macaroni and cheese.

01:26:33 You got mac and cheese in there?

01:26:34 Yes.

01:26:35 Save me a plate.

01:26:36 That's all. - I'll save you a plate.

01:26:37 OK.

01:26:38 All right.

01:26:39 Bye later.

01:26:44 What do you like, 15 minutes, a half an hour?

01:26:46 What is later? - I'll call.

01:26:47 OK, call. Call me.

01:26:48 That's good.

01:26:49 When?

01:26:50 I'll call.

01:26:51 OK, you call.

01:26:52 Thanks.

01:26:54 [DOOR CLOSES]

01:26:57 Sorry.

01:26:58 Frank?

01:26:59 Yeah.

01:27:01 He's still not on medication.

01:27:04 So did you read it?

01:27:06 Not yet.

01:27:08 Well, it's not exactly Moby Dick, you know.

01:27:11 No, I just thought maybe you should read it.

01:27:15 Right now?

01:27:16 Yeah, now.

01:27:17 Here, honey.

01:27:18 Mr.-- oh, excuse me.

01:27:20 The Major Payne is going to read us a story.

01:27:22 Super Bowl Sunday was always a big deal at the McGiggus house.

01:27:29 Mr. McGig--

01:27:30 No, you got to read the title.

01:27:33 That's right.

01:27:34 You guys have this tradition, don't you?

01:27:35 Biggest McGiggas and the Super Bowl Comeback.

01:27:43 By Jack Payne.

01:27:44 Yeah, me.

01:27:47 So I guess you figured out the ending then.

01:27:48 Super Bowl Sunday was always a big deal at the McGiggas house.

01:27:56 Mr. McGiggas liked to relax in his old recliner

01:27:59 and invite a few buddies over to watch the game.

01:28:01 And McGiggas and his friends liked

01:28:02 to play two hand touch in the street out front.

01:28:05 No matter which two teams were playing,

01:28:07 and no matter how old anyone was,

01:28:10 he and his friends would always pretend to play.

01:28:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:28:16 [FOOTSTEPS]

01:28:19 [MUSIC - "IF YOU WOULD ONLY LOOK INSIDE MY HEART"]

01:28:35 If you would only look inside my heart,

01:28:39 then maybe it would show.

01:28:44 How I know that we can go so very far.

01:28:48 If you could only feel the way I feel about you,

01:28:53 you would know what a dream come true you really are.

01:29:02 Take another look and you'll know what I've been feeling.

01:29:09 Take another look and you'll know what I've been dreaming.

01:29:14 Oh, if this would be true love, oh, baby.

01:29:22 If you could only tell me what it is you need to set you free,

01:29:29 oh, then imagine what we'd be together.

01:29:35 If we take one day at a time, I just know some way,

01:29:40 someday we'll find.

01:29:44 What has been so good will just get better.

01:29:48 'Cause when I take a look at the way I feel about you,

01:29:55 and when I think about how each day would feel without you,

01:30:01 oh, babe, that's how I know.

01:30:06 We'll take it one day at a time.

01:30:09 We'll make it just say you'll be mine today.

01:30:13 And anything we face together, promising now and forever,

01:30:20 I'll stay by your side.

01:30:22 I'll be here each day mystified by you, dear.

01:30:27 One day at a time.

01:30:30 If we can always share all that we dream,

01:30:42 we'll make it all come true.

01:30:43 Baby, that's what we should do together.

01:30:51 If we take good and bad, put it all together,

01:30:55 that makes us strong.

01:30:57 Baby, that's why we belong together.

01:31:04 We can be anything we dream.

01:31:07 Baby, we can be anything it seems.

01:31:11 We'll just fly away and see what love brings.

01:31:15 We'll take it one day at a time.

01:31:19 We'll make it just say you'll be mine today.

01:31:23 And anything we face together, promising now and forever,

01:31:30 I'll stay by your side.

01:31:32 I'll be here each day mystified by you, dear.

01:31:36 One day at a time.

01:31:40 One day at a time.

01:31:48 Am I OK on time?

01:31:49 I'm in.

01:31:55 Focus.

01:31:56 Rolling?

01:31:57 OK.

01:31:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:32:01 [AUDIO OUT]

01:32:05 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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