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Transcript
00:00 You don't even know what your King Kong is
00:04 Huh?
00:05 You don't have budget for a cassette player?
00:08 Assalamualaikum, today with me in Boraporasi
00:12 Has and Dewa!
00:15 Thank you
00:17 Has and Dewa from Zuzuzu
00:20 No, no, no
00:22 Zuzuzu is you
00:23 This is Ate
00:25 No, Zuzuzu and Ate went to the same semi-final
00:28 You didn't go to the final, right?
00:30 I've been to the final
00:32 You're saying you've been to the final?
00:36 When?
00:37 I've just won the final
00:40 But you and I both didn't go to Japan, right?
00:44 Thank you Has and Ate
00:49 I really like Has and Dewa, I'm sorry
00:53 Your names are so difficult to pronounce
00:57 What does that mean?
00:59 It's like people say Has and Dewa, but it's Ate
01:03 Just give me a simple name
01:05 That's the simplest, Has and Dewa
01:08 See?
01:09 One word
01:10 Okay, Has and Dewa
01:12 I'm not that simple, Nizam Jentik-Jentik
01:15 I'm doing it because it's a commercial name
01:17 What commercial?
01:18 Until now, it's one of the top names
01:21 Where are the other artists with animal names?
01:24 If the Ministry of Health comes, they'll sue us
01:27 It's only 500, Seko
01:30 Has and Dewa, I've been reading your TikTok
01:36 I read the comments, and every post has a comment
01:40 Are you Mr. Oz's son?
01:42 Actually, I'm not that confused
01:47 I'm Mr. Oz's son
01:49 Like him
01:51 He's like a kid
01:53 But he's Mr. Oz's son
01:55 Yes, he's like that
01:56 He's a kid
01:57 My wife's name is Ben Muhammad Yusuf
02:03 He's also Ben Muhammad Yusuf
02:04 Our father's name is Muhammad Yusuf bin Abdul Hamid
02:09 Muhammad Yusuf?
02:11 My father's name is Muhammad Yusuf too?
02:13 Seriously?
02:14 That means we're...
02:16 Yusuf's son?
02:17 No, Malaysian artist
02:22 Dewa, Has
02:24 We have social media now
02:26 People want to take photos of us
02:29 They want to take photos with their phones
02:31 But we didn't have that back then
02:33 So, when you went out with your parents
02:35 What did people say?
02:37 People said...
02:38 Back then, we didn't have cameras
02:40 Back then, we only had TV
02:44 Back then...
02:47 I panicked
02:51 How can I be a guest of Ubi?
02:53 I can't even play like this
02:54 Oh, you didn't have a briefing
02:56 You should've told us earlier
02:57 This is spontaneous
02:59 Back then, people would ask for a signature
03:03 It's like...
03:07 Like a land officer
03:09 They would sign it
03:11 Did you sign it or your father?
03:13 Our father
03:15 We wouldn't sign it
03:17 Okay, Mr. Oz's achievement
03:19 You just won the competition
03:23 Maharaja Laut Mega
03:25 Did you give him any help?
03:30 No
03:32 You're smart
03:34 I didn't hear anything
03:36 So, did you help him?
03:38 Not really
03:40 It was more like a sharing
03:43 Because he was a guest back then
03:45 It was the 80s and 90s
03:48 When he was in the 2000s
03:51 He didn't know what was going on
03:54 You should've just held it
03:58 Freddie Mercury?
04:00 We have a brain tent here
04:04 You didn't have a budget?
04:07 Okay, never mind
04:11 We'll take a break
04:16 You haven't stopped talking
04:19 You helped your father
04:22 You won the competition
04:24 I don't like it
04:26 You helped him
04:29 You shared it
04:31 So that your father can be a champion
04:34 Maharaja Laut Mega
04:35 This year, if God's will
04:37 There will be a musical
04:39 This is the time
04:41 You will prove that you can win the second place
04:44 What's with the second place?
04:46 It's enough
04:49 We're the target, we're the producer
04:51 Where do you want to put Keio?
04:55 Where do you want to put Nizam J?
05:00 Where do you want to put Rosa?
05:05 Where do you want to put our love for Keio?
05:11 What?
05:13 You're ruining Keio's image
05:15 Talking to this group of gods is a waste of time
05:20 This is a group of gods
05:23 This is a group of gods
05:25 We'll see if you guys are going to play bad dad jokes with me
05:30 We'll see you later
05:32 Dad joke?
05:34 Our dad jokes?
05:36 That's our father
05:38 That's far
05:40 We'll see you later
05:42 I'm tired of throwing this
05:44 Today we're going to play bad dad jokes
05:53 In the segment, talking to each other
05:57 Why are you so serious?
05:59 I'm serious, this is a bad dad joke
06:01 Are you ready?
06:03 We'll give the chance to Has to go first
06:06 Why?
06:07 When we scratch our nose
06:11 We scratch and then we pinch
06:13 What?
06:15 Like that, you guys do it right?
06:17 Scratch, pinch, scratch
06:19 Why do we scratch and then pinch?
06:21 Because it's not a bubble
06:24 If it's a bubble, we'll swallow it
06:26 What's the answer?
06:28 The answer?
06:30 Because I'm a small kid
06:32 When I grow up, I won't be able to scratch
06:35 I'll be a big kid
06:37 I won't be able to pinch
06:39 Because he's a small kid
06:41 Who's nose will be scratched?
06:43 If you share the answer, you'll get a lot of points
06:49 Because he's a big kid
06:51 That's right, because he's a small kid
06:53 It's dangerous to scratch your nose
06:55 It's dangerous
06:57 I'm starting to get a nosebleed
06:59 Okay, one
07:01 In a lot of fruits
07:03 What fruit smells like durian?
07:07 What?
07:09 What fruit?
07:11 You must have got it
07:13 Answer
07:15 There must be a trick
07:17 You don't know?
07:19 I can't tell you
07:21 You can't tell us
07:23 You can't answer that
07:27 What's the answer?
07:29 Answer it
07:31 You didn't hear it?
07:33 Durian
07:35 Correct
07:37 Luckily, he didn't help the elders
07:41 If you had scratched the third one, you wouldn't have got it
07:45 Okay, round two
07:49 What's the difference between a normal durian and a Serati durian?
07:53 A normal durian
07:55 You can buy it from a department store
07:57 The Serati durian is from a department store
07:59 But the Serati durian is made from a fruit
08:01 Wrong
08:03 Wrong?
08:05 A normal durian has a stem
08:07 But a Serati durian
08:09 Has wings
08:11 Serati
08:13 That's what you said
08:15 Seriously
08:17 Before
08:21 Before this foot goes
08:23 He said it's a dead joke
08:27 It's not a dead joke
08:29 Our father never made a joke like that
08:31 That's why I never become a champion
08:33 Lastly, you have to be honest
08:37 If not, we'll delete all of your videos
08:39 He and I are the only ones who made a joke like that
08:41 Okay, I'll be honest
08:45 Among many
08:47 Don't touch it
08:49 It's dangerous
08:51 You have a history
08:53 Among many animals
08:55 What animal is its mother a cat?
08:57 A cat?
08:59 Okay, see you in the next video
09:05 Thank you
09:07 Thank you
09:09 To Haz and Dewa
09:11 For making a joke about its mother
09:13 Must be a cat
09:15 You made it three times
09:17 A cat
09:19 If you ask a stupid question
09:21 You're a stupid
09:23 Thank you
09:25 Thank you
09:27 I hope you'll continue your legacy
09:29 God willing
09:31 I hope you'll continue your legacy
09:33 My mother is a stupid
09:37 Thank you
09:39 The winner is me
09:41 You're welcome
09:43 Thank you
09:45 So, we have to win?
09:47 No, we can't
09:49 No
09:51 We're just a guest
09:53 The winner is Kumpulan Ate
09:55 We can't do that
09:57 We're just a guest
09:59 No, we can't do that
10:01 The winner is Dewa
10:03 What?
10:05 The winner is Brazil
10:07 No, we can't do that
10:09 Don't do that
10:11 Don't do that
10:13 Don't do that
10:15 Don't do that

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