Smockin vs. urMom | Match 46, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League
Jeff D Lowe | The Dozen: Trivia Competition
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to the following presentation of the Dozen trivia by Bar School Sports.
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00:15 >> The movie's called Get [BLEEP]
00:20 >> [LAUGH]
00:21 >> And that is correct.
00:22 14-13.
00:23 >> Benyance, which hit flat.
00:25 >> [APPLAUSE]
00:26 >> Pony pulling up.
00:27 >> [APPLAUSE]
00:28 >> Champion's the Dozen.
00:29 >> [APPLAUSE]
00:30 [MUSIC]
00:38 >> All right, it's the Dozen match, 46 of season four of the Dozen match, 382 overall
00:45 match brought to you by Niagara-Tarabata and Body Armor.
00:48 And we have a rematch of last year's, one of the best matches of the tournament, an
00:54 overtime thriller, the 7-10 matchup.
00:57 Last year's seven seed, your mom, off to a rocky start to say the least.
01:03 0-4-0, I texted them the other day, Kevin's like, we're not done here yet.
01:08 But I'll tell you what, when you're chasing Marty, Keith Yandel, and David Andrews to
01:13 that last spot, you're kind of never done, no offense to those guys.
01:17 One or two wins and you're right back in it.
01:20 >> God damn it.
01:21 >> Take on Smock, and for the first time since the Mincy debacle, the trade, everything's
01:26 back to normal now.
01:27 >> [LAUGH]
01:28 >> And I'm like, I'm not even gonna lie, I'm not even gonna lie.
01:31 The trade, everything's back to normal now on this team.
01:34 Mincy, we'll get to you in a second.
01:37 Smock in lost in overtime in a thriller last year, rematch here.
01:41 Actually, we'll start out with Mincy.
01:43 Mincy, how are the vibes?
01:44 How are you feeling?
01:45 Been a few weeks off, is the brain right for the dozen today?
01:48 >> Yeah, I don't know if the brain's ever right, Jeff.
01:51 I think that's probably up for debate.
01:53 But I'm ready to be back, I'm excited to be back with Ken, Jack, and Titus.
01:57 What do they say, time heals all wounds.
01:59 We've had a good little break.
02:00 Let's get back in here and let's win a damn game here.
02:03 >> [LAUGH]
02:04 >> Mincy with quite the flub, Titus very sick.
02:07 Ken, Jack, and I notoriously horrible immune systems, so a lot in common here today.
02:12 >> Yeah.
02:13 >> Other side, Rudy, wild niche today.
02:17 >> [LAUGH]
02:18 >> I won't even get to it yet.
02:21 We moved, Body Armour's sponsoring the movies round today, not the niche category round.
02:26 I'll just put it that way.
02:28 But how are we feeling today, Rudy?
02:32 >> Bad.
02:33 Right now we're looking for either the sweet embrace of death or the sweet embrace of one victory.
02:41 It's been a disastrous year.
02:43 I think we all know what we are now.
02:45 I'm an idiot.
02:46 Kevin's at least experienced but also dumb.
02:49 And Jack went to Wisconsin.
02:52 So I think all those things have just come true and come to fruition.
02:56 And this is what we are.
02:58 If we don't win today, then this is who we are.
03:00 We're idiots.
03:01 >> Didn't go to Wisconsin, Rudy.
03:03 >> Went to Arizona State.
03:04 >> Yeah.
03:05 >> Even worse.
03:06 >> Yeah, that's true.
03:07 That didn't help your cause.
03:08 >> I thought you went to Wisconsin.
03:11 Why did I think that?
03:12 >> You went to Wisconsin and had a lot, I think.
03:14 >> From Madison.
03:15 >> Ah, that's why you're from Madison.
03:17 >> Some are saying, though, shout out to DraftKings, now that we're back with a sports book, some are saying Jack McCarthy might have his powers back.
03:23 >> Oh.
03:24 >> He was a man without a mission, and now he's back in that power spot.
03:29 >> It's like Superman with the yellow sun.
03:31 He's got his powers back.
03:32 >> Yeah.
03:33 >> 24 questions, 12 rounds of trivia, 25th being the bonus round.
03:37 Three lifelines tonight.
03:39 One of them is sponsored, one by New Amsterdam Vodka.
03:41 That is the double sip.
03:42 You can answer a question up to two times.
03:45 You got to make sure you say that, though, before you give your first answer.
03:47 You also have your call a friend and your double up.
03:51 You can double up in any category you want except for round 10 to make it worth two points.
03:55 You can pair a call a friend and a double sip, but you cannot use any lifeline with anything doubled up or on the niche category round.
04:02 Just keep that in mind.
04:03 Double sip.
04:04 It's going through a spell again, which is not being used a lot.
04:08 The hybrid bonus round tonight, which I don't think Smokin's done yet.
04:11 Your mom, I know, has done it at least one time.
04:13 Here we go.
04:14 Your mom, 0-4-0, ranked 16.
04:15 Smokin ranked eighth in a much better spot in terms of the playoffs.
04:19 But your mom, never know.
04:21 Who's going first?
04:22 Push begins now.
04:23 Your mom up first every time.
04:24 Kevin, you're final answer person.
04:25 Titus, do you want to remain final answer person despite the illness tonight?
04:29 Yeah, I'll be final answer person.
04:32 Usually people keep it, but Smitty is sometimes always sick, and he's always like, "I can't do it tonight," which is always smart.
04:41 He's a champion.
04:42 I can fight through the Goddardia, Jeff.
04:44 I'll be all right.
04:45 Okay.
04:46 Here we go.
04:47 35 seconds on the clock.
04:48 This category is the NBA.
04:49 This is for your mom.
04:52 While the 2019 Chicago Bulls only won 22 games, this 21-year-old power forward averaged over 18 points per game and nine rebounds per game.
04:59 35 seconds.
05:00 This is for your mom.
05:04 Four years ago.
05:05 I think I got it, boys.
05:07 The only person I can think of is -- I don't know if it's the right position -- is Zach Levine.
05:11 Is he on it then?
05:12 Not a power forward.
05:14 Not a power forward, though.
05:15 Well, I'm out.
05:16 The guy from Duke that they drafted not that long ago that I don't remember his fucking name, though.
05:24 Ten seconds.
05:26 Fuck.
05:27 We suck, dude, so bad.
05:31 Zach Levine, final answer.
05:34 Lori Markkinen.
05:35 Wendell Carter.
05:36 Oh, I was going to say Markkinen.
05:37 Isn't that drafted yet?
05:41 Jack was thinking of Wendell Carter.
05:43 That is who I was thinking of, yeah.
05:44 He might be a center.
05:46 He was -- it might be Markkinen.
05:51 Hold on.
05:52 All right, maybe we're not doing it.
05:54 We can double tip.
05:55 We're stealing that.
05:58 Five.
05:59 Fuck.
06:00 He's definitely a power forward.
06:02 We can go Markkinen, final answer.
06:04 Lori Markkinen, that is correct.
06:06 Almost got him, though, almost.
06:09 Jack tripped me up.
06:11 That was a trap.
06:12 Defense, baby.
06:14 Here we go, other side.
06:16 Make it 2-0.
06:18 Well, the 2019 Atlanta Hawks won only 29 games, a 21-year-old power forward average over 19 points.
06:22 John Collins.
06:23 That's John Collins.
06:24 It's got to be John Collins, right?
06:25 Yeah, John Collins, final answer.
06:27 That is correct.
06:28 2-0 early.
06:29 Here we go.
06:30 This is how it starts.
06:33 Good possession, boys.
06:35 It's all for how it ends.
06:37 Celebrity mashup.
06:38 Anyone want to double mashup?
06:40 Should we?
06:41 I feel like we usually do good on this, no?
06:43 Yeah, Mincy, you like these, don't you?
06:45 Is that a yes or no, Mincy?
06:48 I'll go for it.
06:49 I never get any of these, but you all do get them.
06:52 Let's do it.
06:53 Let's do it.
06:54 I think you should do it, Tonys.
06:55 Yeah, let's double.
06:56 We'll double, Jeff.
06:58 This is for your mom.
07:05 I mean, the two celebrities mashed up in this photo.
07:11 Okay, hold on.
07:17 That's the chick.
07:18 I know the chick.
07:19 The chick is from--
07:22 I do not know the chick.
07:23 Molly, do you know the guy?
07:25 Yeah.
07:26 Do you know the guy?
07:27 I don't.
07:28 I initially thought it was Jamie Lannister, but I could be wrong there.
07:34 Oh, his hair is more blonde.
07:35 Yeah, he's pretty gray.
07:37 Is that--
07:38 Friday Night Lights, maybe?
07:39 Oh.
07:40 Kyle--
07:41 Coach?
07:42 Yeah, I don't know his name, but that's a total guess.
07:45 I'm not confident.
07:46 Two names in five.
07:49 Jessica Chastain and Patrick Dempsey, final answer.
07:53 You're onto it.
07:54 It's Kyle Chandler.
07:55 It is Kyle Chandler and Jessica Chastain.
07:57 It's definitely Kyle Chandler.
07:58 All right.
07:59 What Ken Jacks said, final answer.
08:01 That is correct.
08:02 That's true.
08:04 Wait, so it was Friday Night Lights?
08:05 I'm so sorry.
08:06 It was.
08:07 Yeah, it's my fault.
08:08 I did not-- don't worry about it.
08:09 I did not think that was right.
08:10 That was a total guess.
08:11 I thought he was so--
08:12 I did not know he was gray like that.
08:14 That's--
08:15 That's a square-ass head.
08:16 3-0.
08:17 Other side to make it 5-0.
08:21 Kevin Bacon and Kate Blanchett.
08:26 Right.
08:30 Is that-- are we sure that's Kevin Bacon?
08:32 Not-- it might be-- no, it's not Gary Oldman.
08:35 Oldman?
08:36 I thought it was Oldman.
08:37 His head is so long.
08:38 He's got a long-ass face.
08:41 It might be Gary-- he's got Gary Oldman's hair.
08:45 That feels Gary Oldman more than Kevin Bacon to me.
08:48 I'm down.
08:49 I'm down with that.
08:50 What do you think--
08:51 But the head is so long.
08:52 That's a long-ass face.
08:53 I know.
08:55 5-4.
08:57 Oh, Kate Blanchett, Gary Oldman, final answer.
09:01 Other side, two-point steal potential.
09:03 OK, it's definitely Blanchett.
09:05 Is that Hugh Laurie House?
09:08 No, I don't think his hair is like that.
09:10 I was thinking maybe Chris Cooper,
09:11 but Chris Cooper's a wild thing to pick.
09:13 I have no idea who that is, but--
09:15 Need something soon.
09:16 Who else did they say?
09:17 Kevin Bacon.
09:18 Kevin Bacon?
09:19 I think it'd be smart maybe to go Bacon.
09:21 All right.
09:22 Because they said it.
09:23 Kevin Bacon, Kate Blanchett, final.
09:25 That is Kate Blanchett and Hugh Laurie.
09:28 Oh, my God.
09:29 Oh, shit.
09:30 I never even thought of him passing hair like that.
09:34 I was thinking of a different Hugh Laurie.
09:36 I mean, I think I'm literally done.
09:38 I think I'm done with a dozen.
09:39 I think I'm done with a dozen.
09:40 I just did what you did to me, bro.
09:42 Fuck, we're so bad.
09:44 This is our final match.
09:45 This is our final match.
09:46 I never thought he was hair like that.
09:48 That picture of Hugh Laurie, doesn't he look like Hugh Laurie?
09:51 Yeah, that doesn't even barely look like him.
09:53 You can put that picture up as a celebrity mashup,
09:55 and I wouldn't even guess Hugh Laurie as one of the two.
09:57 Yeah.
10:00 Wow, okay, that's three missed points there by your mom.
10:03 But this is our last match, Jeff.
10:05 This is our last match.
10:06 This is our last match.
10:08 It's really not instant.
10:09 We just met that.
10:10 You didn't even hit that.
10:11 What if you win, though, KFC?
10:13 That was almost three to two very quickly.
10:16 Yeah, but it's three.
10:17 That's the point, Jeff.
10:18 It's three nothing.
10:19 This is our last match.
10:20 Let's start the energy up.
10:22 College football.
10:23 College football.
10:25 This is for your mom.
10:27 Let's go, Jack.
10:28 This is a fighter receiver at over 900 yards in each of his final two seasons
10:30 at Clemson before becoming a 2020 second-round pick to an AFC North team.
10:33 35 seconds.
10:37 All three lifelines available.
10:39 Smock and stones are double sip and they're call a friend.
10:46 [Indiscernible]
10:59 Ten seconds.
11:00 Rudy, you got anything?
11:01 No.
11:03 Jack, just give me a name, brother.
11:04 Give me a Clemson receiver.
11:06 I mean, it's got to be -- what's the white guy from -- no, you have to have the
11:09 Raider.
11:10 What's the white guy from fucking --
11:12 I don't fucking know.
11:13 The white guy from the fucking Raiders.
11:16 Final answer.
11:17 Hunter Renfro?
11:18 No, I got this.
11:19 It's T. Higgins.
11:20 Yeah, you're right because it's AFC North.
11:22 All right, Mincy, are you sure?
11:27 It's AFC North.
11:29 He's right about that.
11:30 I know.
11:31 I'm just giving Mincy time to like --
11:33 Sure.
11:34 I'm going with --
11:35 T. Higgins, final answer.
11:38 Good job.
11:40 I know.
11:41 I literally was going AFC North and I was going Pats, Bills, Jets.
11:46 Oh, gee.
11:47 We're just so -- it's just -- it's not even -- Jeff, I used to enjoy getting the
11:51 dozen tacks.
11:52 It's our last match.
11:53 It's our last -- Jeff, Jack, it's our last match.
11:55 It's fine.
11:56 It's our last match.
11:57 Why did he run over 1,000 yards in both of his seasons at Oklahoma before
11:59 becoming a 2019 first-round pick at AFC North?
12:01 And there's still free agents.
12:02 You can quit.
12:03 I think I know this one, too, guys.
12:05 Go ahead.
12:06 We're up.
12:07 We're up.
12:08 I'm going to go with Keith Hollywood Brown.
12:10 Hollywood Brown?
12:11 Yeah.
12:12 All right, Jeff, we're going to go Hollywood Brown.
12:14 I'm just waiting on Mincy to have the --
12:18 We got time.
12:19 We got time.
12:20 Okay.
12:21 Final answer.
12:22 Five to nothing.
12:23 Let's go, Mincy.
12:24 Redemption tour.
12:25 It's a new system, Jeff.
12:26 We have a fail-safe in place.
12:27 You have a dump button.
12:29 Yeah.
12:30 We have a dump button.
12:31 We have a real-life dump button.
12:33 Double up your mom, yes or no.
12:39 What is it?
12:40 Music.
12:41 We might as well.
12:42 Go for it.
12:43 Let's do it.
12:44 Two points.
12:45 They get five to two to get on the board.
12:47 Title of this 2007 song.
12:49 Title.
12:50 [Music]
12:57 Keep breathing.
12:58 I keep, keep breathing.
13:00 Eating love.
13:01 Final answer.
13:02 That is correct.
13:03 Five to two.
13:04 I thought it was -- is the lyric bleeding?
13:07 Yeah.
13:08 I thought it was breathing this entire time.
13:11 You really would have kept -- would have final keep breathing right away.
13:15 I mean, you do have to keep breathing.
13:17 It's crazy that I thought that.
13:19 It's a day-to-day thought.
13:21 Every couple seconds, I got to keep breathing.
13:23 Make it six to two on the other side.
13:25 2006 song.
13:26 Title.
13:27 [Music]
13:35 Put your hair down.
13:37 Is that what they say?
13:38 You can play it three more times.
13:40 No idea.
13:41 They say, go ahead, put your hair down.
13:44 Girl, put your records on.
13:46 Right?
13:47 Girl, put your records on.
13:49 Put on your favorite song.
13:51 Put your records on.
13:53 Put your records on.
13:55 That's like --
13:57 What do you think, Betsy?
14:01 I knew the first one.
14:03 I don't know this one.
14:04 Let's hear it again one more time.
14:06 You can hear it.
14:07 [Music]
14:13 Just go ahead, put your hair down.
14:16 But the thing is, girl, put your records on.
14:20 Put on your favorite song.
14:22 Do you want to double four?
14:24 Let's crank it on one more time, please.
14:26 Yep, I can play it one more time.
14:28 Five-second countdown after this.
14:30 [Music]
14:36 I'm fine with a double sip.
14:38 Are you guys down with that?
14:40 Yeah.
14:41 Put your records on.
14:42 First guess?
14:43 Put your records on.
14:44 Final answer.
14:45 That is correct.
14:46 What?
14:47 Good double sip.
14:48 Good job, Ken Jack.
14:50 I'm going to put it in the next category.
14:52 No doubles, so it all still remains the same.
14:55 Dean Wade and Barry Brown were leading scorers on this Big 12 school that went to the 2018 Elite Eight as a 9 seed.
15:00 This is for your mom.
15:04 Double sip and call a friend of yours.
15:06 I said Dean Wade, and I was like, "That would be easy."
15:11 Big 12, 2018, 9 seed.
15:15 I feel like Oklahoma is always a fucking 9 seed, and they're a Big 12 school, so that would be my guess.
15:21 And the way Titus just reacted makes me think.
15:23 But is he fucking with us?
15:24 I'm not doing this.
15:25 I don't have the answer.
15:27 I would just say go Oklahoma.
15:29 Okay, Oklahoma, final answer.
15:33 Kansas State, Jeff.
15:35 Oh, you're such a douchebag.
15:36 I knew you would do that.
15:37 We're so back, baby.
15:40 We still wouldn't have gotten it, so who the fuck cares?
15:42 Make an 8 to 2.
15:44 Trayvon Bluett and Edmund Sommer were leading scorers on this Big E school that went to the 2017 Elite Eight as an 11 seed.
15:50 Save your final answer.
15:52 That is correct.
15:53 I want the audience to know I knew that one.
15:56 Bluett was a tournament star.
16:00 Bluett was a tournament star.
16:02 Michael Keaton starred in this 2016 biopic and true story that followed the rise of Ray Kroc as he brought McDonald's to a national fame.
16:08 Oh, the founder, right?
16:10 Yeah, it's about -- yeah, yeah.
16:13 I think that's what it's called.
16:15 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
16:17 I like that.
16:19 Yeah, okay.
16:20 The founder, final answer.
16:22 8 to 3 to me.
16:23 There you go.
16:24 9 to 3 going into the bonus round.
16:27 Sofia Coppola directed this 2013 crime and heist movie starring Emma Watson that was based on the late 2000 Hollywood Hills burglaries.
16:33 Oh, that's such a hard question, Jeff.
16:37 You're killing me.
16:39 He actually made more than the founder, I believe, at the box office.
16:43 That's not crazy shocking.
16:45 Do we want to find a friend here?
16:47 We might have to.
16:49 I don't remember the name of this.
16:51 It's -- it's fucking me because I watched the documentary on this recently.
16:59 I don't know who would know it off the top, though, is the question.
17:02 It's tough when you are --
17:04 We don't really know.
17:06 Yeah, I'm using the phone a friend.
17:08 I could call Kirk.
17:10 3, 2, 1.
17:13 Phone a friend.
17:15 You have to call someone.
17:17 You have 10 seconds to pick who.
17:19 You have 10 seconds to decide.
17:21 We can pick Kirk or someone else.
17:23 Kirk might not answer.
17:25 We have no idea.
17:27 Just call Kirk.
17:29 See what happens.
17:31 Let's see.
17:33 You guys know it?
17:35 Rudy?
17:37 No.
17:39 No.
17:41 Incorrect.
17:43 The founder made a few more.
17:45 [Phone ringing]
17:47 10 seconds after the phone a friend, whether he answers or not.
17:53 Hey, Kirk, can you hear me?
17:59 Hello?
18:01 It's --
18:03 Hello?
18:07 It's connected, but I'm not hearing anything.
18:09 Oh.
18:11 All right.
18:13 10 seconds.
18:15 I think --
18:17 Hold on.
18:19 He didn't answer.
18:21 He's calling me back.
18:23 Does that not count now?
18:25 No, it doesn't count.
18:27 It's a disconnection.
18:29 Fuck.
18:31 Other side, big opportunity.
18:33 It's like the gang --
18:35 We're allowed to call, KSC.
18:37 That's the only thing.
18:39 Yeah, you're not.
18:41 We interviewed a guy who was in this.
18:43 Fucking the gang, diamond --
18:47 Bling ring, final answer.
18:51 That is correct.
18:53 Oh!
18:55 Yes!
18:57 Shout out to Brian Austin Green, who was robbed by those guys.
19:01 Good poll.
19:03 What a poll.
19:05 That is correct, 8-4.
19:07 Two points available in the bonus round.
19:09 It's the new hybrid bonus round.
19:11 I haven't done it in a while.
19:13 Here we go.
19:15 [Music]
19:17 Time to make the donuts.
19:19 [Music]
19:21 All right.
19:23 Hybrid bonus round, here's how it works.
19:25 It's like the standard bonus round, except there's three mini lists.
19:29 You're going to go head-to-head, one-v-one, as opposed to as a team.
19:33 I will read you the categories.
19:35 You will pick who will go.
19:37 Someone will go for each category, so everyone on the team must go at least once.
19:41 Team that has the most combined points after the three lists wins the bonus round.
19:46 If we have to go to a sudden death, there is a fourth list.
19:49 The categories tonight are NFL, soda, and TV.
19:55 Smokin', you're the better-ranked team.
19:58 Do you want to go first or second?
20:00 You get the choice.
20:02 We'll go second.
20:04 Okay, so you're going to go second each time.
20:06 Smokin', you'll go second.
20:09 Your mom, you'll go first.
20:11 You each get three strikes per list.
20:13 Once you strike out, you're out, meaning if you strike out, your opponent could go on a tear.
20:17 There are six things in each list.
20:19 NFL is first up.
20:21 KFC, who do you want to have go for NFL?
20:23 Jack or Rudy, which one?
20:25 I think Jack would be better.
20:27 Let me try and do something.
20:29 Jack against who, Titus?
20:31 Yeah, what do we think, guys?
20:33 Mincy?
20:34 I'd like to do NFL.
20:36 All right, Mincy, go ahead.
20:37 Very politely asked for it. He's going to get it.
20:39 Here we go. You'll have five seconds per guess.
20:41 Here we go.
20:42 The timer starts when I'm done reading the question.
20:44 NFL. Name the last six teams to host the NFL Draft.
20:50 Timer begins now.
20:52 Jack McCarthy, you're up first.
20:55 Kansas City Chiefs.
20:57 That is correct.
21:00 Tennessee Titans.
21:02 That is correct. One to one.
21:04 Chicago Bears.
21:08 First strike goes to your mom. Other side.
21:12 Okay. I know where the next draft is.
21:15 Four, three, two.
21:18 Las Vegas Raiders.
21:19 That's correct. Two to one.
21:24 Five.
21:26 Houston Texans.
21:28 Two strikes for your mom.
21:30 Five, four.
21:35 Okay, I'm going to go. I don't know how long they've been moving.
21:37 I'll go New York Giants because I think they still did it in New York.
21:40 Strike for Smocken. Two to one.
21:42 Last strike for your mom. Five, four, three.
21:47 L.A. Chargers.
21:49 Struck out is your mom.
21:51 Two strikes to work with, Mincy. Up two to one.
21:54 I'm going to go with Cleveland Browns.
21:56 That's correct. Three to one.
22:00 Five.
22:01 Now I have one more.
22:02 Yep. Three.
22:04 I have one more.
22:05 Dallas Cowboys.
22:06 Dallas Cowboys on the way.
22:08 There we go, Mincy.
22:10 One more, Mincy.
22:12 One more.
22:13 One more?
22:14 Yeah.
22:15 Wait, hang on.
22:19 That's one strike. You have one strike left.
22:21 Five.
22:22 What? He's not done.
22:23 Jesus Christ.
22:24 Three.
22:25 Denver Broncos.
22:26 That's incorrect.
22:27 Those are three strikes.
22:28 Four to one.
22:29 Great showing by Mincy.
22:30 Philadelphia was the team we were looking for.
22:33 Okay, whatever.
22:35 I'm so happy I didn't go first.
22:36 I have no idea how this is supposed to go.
22:38 Okay, here we go.
22:39 This one was four to one.
22:40 Mincy off to a big start.
22:41 Next up is Soda.
22:42 Who wants to go for Soda, Kevin?
22:43 You were moving.
22:44 Soda, four to one.
22:47 Four to one lead.
22:49 If Smokin comes out of this with more than a five-point lead,
22:54 they win the bonus round.
22:55 Here we go.
22:57 In the top six best-selling soda at Target, best-selling sodas at Target,
23:03 your mom, you're up first.
23:06 Coca-Cola.
23:08 So variations, are they counting here?
23:11 Yeah, and if I need a specification, I'll tell you.
23:13 So like Diet Coke would be one?
23:15 Is that your guess?
23:16 Yeah.
23:17 That is correct, one to one.
23:21 Now I go?
23:22 Yeah.
23:23 Sprite.
23:24 That's correct, two to one.
23:26 Pepsi.
23:29 Two to two, no strikes.
23:35 Three.
23:37 Two.
23:39 Fanta.
23:41 One strike for your mom.
23:43 Six to three is the total right now.
23:46 Diet Pepsi.
23:48 One strike for Smokin.
23:49 Still six to three Smokin.
23:54 A&W root beer.
23:56 Two strikes for your mom.
24:00 Let's do Dr. Pepper.
24:04 That's on there, seven to three.
24:07 Smokin with a four-point lead.
24:12 Five, four, three, two.
24:16 Sprite zero?
24:18 Other side.
24:20 Let's do Mountain Dew.
24:21 Terrible.
24:23 Five strikes for Smokin, one strike left, Ken Jack, you have a last guess.
24:27 Let's do Mug root beer.
24:33 Coke zero.
24:35 I said Sprite zero, I drink nothing but Coke zero.
24:40 How do I not say that?
24:42 I literally buy four at a time.
24:44 Four fucking cases at a time.
24:46 I don't say Coke zero.
24:48 Seven to three.
24:50 I didn't think about that.
24:51 Seven to three.
24:53 That's my captain.
24:54 That's me, baby.
24:56 As long as you get one Smokin, you win the bonus round.
25:00 Go, Rude Boy.
25:02 Five-point lead, win the bonus round.
25:04 Rudy against Titus.
25:06 Rudy, you're going to go up first.
25:08 Bit of an advantage there.
25:09 You need it.
25:11 Name the first six unique Emmy drama winners starting from the year 2000.
25:16 Starting in the 2000s.
25:18 Best drama winners.
25:21 Timer begins.
25:23 Okay.
25:28 Sopranos.
25:31 That is correct.
25:34 Seven to four.
25:37 Fuck.
25:40 Five.
25:41 Breaking Bad.
25:43 One strike for Smokin.
25:44 Down by three is your mom.
25:48 The Wire.
25:51 One strike for your mom.
25:52 I knew that was pre-2000.
25:56 Four.
25:58 Three.
25:59 Two.
26:01 I don't even fucking know, Jay.
26:03 Two strikes.
26:04 Other side, your mom.
26:05 Down three still.
26:09 Boardwalk Empire.
26:12 Two strikes for your mom, Smokin.
26:13 Great show.
26:16 Five.
26:17 Four.
26:19 Still don't know, Jeff.
26:20 Still have no answer, Jeff.
26:22 Rudy, if you get three in a row, you send it to overtime.
26:28 Five.
26:29 Four.
26:31 Three.
26:32 Two.
26:33 Friends?
26:34 One.
26:35 That is incorrect.
26:38 That's the bonus win for Smokin.
26:40 Sorry, guys.
26:42 That was a really tough category.
26:43 When Breaking Bad wasn't on there, fuck me up.
26:45 West Wing, Lost, and Mad Men.
26:48 West Wing, I should have got.
26:50 That's right in that timeline.
26:52 I wouldn't imagine.
26:54 Homeland.
26:56 Homeland was hot.
26:57 Yeah, but I just didn't think the timeline would add up.
27:00 The timeline was fucking me up.
27:01 It's only the unique ones.
27:02 So that's what fucks up is a bunch of them win a bunch in a row.
27:04 Soprano's West Wing won a bunch.
27:07 Oh, yeah, that was -- I didn't even understand the question until right now.
27:10 That was very hard.
27:11 NFL next category.
27:13 Call a friend in double stiffs still available for your mom, by the way.
27:16 NFL.
27:19 A reliable option tied to Anthony Fasano's most notable stint was with this
27:23 AFC team where he caught 23 touchdowns from '08 through 2012.
27:27 I think this is the Dolphins.
27:30 Okay.
27:31 Yeah.
27:33 I remember playing with him in Madden on this team.
27:36 Yeah.
27:37 I mean, yeah, let's go with that.
27:38 Good.
27:41 Are we sure that's an AFC team?
27:43 You said it.
27:44 It is 10-5.
27:46 We need just one chance question today.
27:48 Let's go.
27:49 You know what's sickening?
27:50 It's 10-5, and I'm like, hey, not so bad, guys.
27:52 Not so bad today.
27:53 I know.
27:54 Solid red zone threat tied in.
27:58 Shenico.
28:01 Shanko is how I believe you pronounce it.
28:03 Most notable -- I don't know how to pronounce the first name.
28:05 Most notable stint with this NFC team where he caught 24 teams from '07
28:08 through 2011.
28:09 I'm pretty sure this is the Vikings.
28:11 Yeah, that's the first thought as well.
28:13 That worked.
28:15 That or Cowboys is the other thought, but I think Vikings is right.
28:17 Yeah, I like your first one.
28:20 That feel okay?
28:21 What else were you thinking, Mincy?
28:23 Well, let's not talk to Mincy.
28:27 His thing stopped recording.
28:28 You got to join on your phone or something.
28:31 What are you on, Mincy?
28:35 Fucking fuck, how's that possible?
28:41 Mincy, you got to rejoin.
28:42 You got to rejoin.
28:43 Kenjack and Titus are carrying for a moment.
28:46 Back out and rejoin, Mincy.
28:48 Crazy how nobody else has issues.
28:51 If somebody told me that this was an elaborate prank every time, I'd be --
28:55 That they defeated my phone?
28:59 Anyway, Kenjack, Titus, five.
29:02 We'll go Vikings, final answer.
29:04 Yeah, you had -- that's why it didn't feel bad pausing.
29:07 Yeah.
29:09 TV next category, TV.
29:13 11 to five.
29:15 With 22 episodes across three seasons,
29:17 Michael Douglas starred in this Netflix dramedy that debuted in 2018.
29:20 Oh, Michael Douglas.
29:24 Pussy eating king, return with respect.
29:28 Michael Douglas.
29:29 Call a friend and double sip available for both sides -- for your mom,
29:32 excuse me, down six, 11 to five.
29:34 I do not know this one.
29:35 Neither do I.
29:36 You want to call fights?
29:37 If you think you'll know it, then, yeah, give him a buzz.
29:40 You know, it's Netflix, it's TV.
29:42 We might as well try while we're still --
29:45 If you don't have a guess, we got to call somebody.
29:47 Yeah, I'll call John.
29:48 All right, fights on the number one rank.
29:50 Booze Pony's playing Sunday night in our first Sunday main event matchup
29:54 against the experts trying to protect their number one ranking.
29:59 Kurt texted back and said, "Bad connection, what's up?"
30:02 Rough.
30:04 I don't know if he would have known that one.
30:05 I think he would have.
30:08 I actually don't know.
30:09 I saw the documentary, too.
30:10 That's what sucks about that movie.
30:12 Yo, baby.
30:13 Yeah, I can't remember the name.
30:15 You there?
30:18 Yo.
30:20 Are you there?
30:22 He's just staring at me.
30:24 Can you hear me?
30:26 Yeah, can you hear me?
30:28 You're on the dozen.
30:30 With 22 episodes across three seasons,
30:33 Michael Douglas starred in this Netflix dramedy that debuted in 2018.
30:38 I don't know either.
30:43 The Kaminsky Method?
30:46 Yes.
30:47 The Kaminsky Method.
30:48 Final answer.
30:51 Yeah, that's correct.
30:52 My man!
30:54 Yeah!
30:55 Dude, you go, "I have no idea."
30:56 The Kaminsky Method.
30:57 You pulled a Mincy, basically.
30:58 Jeff, I remember that because that show won the TEDx answer.
31:01 That won like 20 awards right out of nowhere.
31:03 Always nominated for something.
31:06 Yeah.
31:07 11-6.
31:08 I'm really curious how long Mincy was gone, by the way.
31:11 I'm not quite sure.
31:13 Here we go.
31:16 11-6.
31:18 Other side to make it 12-6.
31:23 With 20 episodes across five seasons,
31:25 Idris Elba starred in this British psychological crime drama that debuted in 2010.
31:28 Luther.
31:29 Luther.
31:30 Good show.
31:31 Final answer.
31:32 Great show.
31:33 I believe it's across five series, but yes, that is correct.
31:36 Black Swan was a good -- they made the movie recently, or I think it was pretty good.
31:39 Oh, I didn't know there was a show.
31:40 I just saw the movie.
31:41 There's a show.
31:42 Oh, bro, the show is awesome.
31:44 I like the movie.
31:45 The show is a thousand times better than the movie.
31:48 Here we go.
31:49 This is for your mom.
31:53 Chain restaurants.
31:55 What fast, casual Mexican food chain with over 600 locations has Southwest Grill as part of its name?
32:01 Oh.
32:03 Oh, I think I ate at one of these here in Detroit.
32:07 Southwest Grill.
32:08 Moe's?
32:09 Southwest.
32:10 Moe's Southwest Grill, right?
32:11 Isn't Chili's a Southwest Grill?
32:14 But I don't think it says it.
32:15 You're right.
32:16 I think Moe's -- I think Moe's Southwest Grill sounds like a thing.
32:20 Yeah?
32:21 Good?
32:22 Yeah, fuck it.
32:23 Who cares?
32:24 That's fast, casual, right?
32:25 I think so.
32:26 But isn't Moe's barbecue?
32:28 No.
32:29 I think it's a Southwest Grill.
32:32 Okay, yeah.
32:33 Moe's, final answer?
32:35 Yes.
32:36 Is it Musicians, Outlaws, and Entertainers?
32:39 Yeah, it does.
32:40 It's great.
32:41 That's what fucked me up, and I had a feeling that it was only in Colorado.
32:45 Almost a classic junder right there.
32:47 Smoky Moe's.
32:48 Classic junder.
32:49 Classic junder right there.
32:51 13 to 7.
32:53 What fast, casual, fried chicken chain with over 900 locations has Texas Chicken as part of its name?
33:00 This might be a Mincy special.
33:06 I knew Moe's, I got nothing here.
33:11 Okay.
33:15 I'm also -- I mean, if I had to make a guess, I'd guess -- I really don't know.
33:19 I mean, I'm guessing churches maybe, but --
33:21 900 locations.
33:22 It's not going to be like Zaxby's or some shit, is it, or like one of those things?
33:30 Let's call -- we already used five, god damn it.
33:32 I don't know.
33:34 Churches is Texas.
33:36 Churches final answer.
33:37 That's all I got.
33:38 That is correct.
33:39 Nice, Mincy, let's go.
33:41 What a ball.
33:43 He's back.
33:44 The tour is on.
33:52 For your mom, it's AXIS Powers Leaders.
34:00 AXIS Powers Leaders?
34:02 You do the math.
34:03 I hope you get one wrong.
34:05 I need to be able to get this person's name on the screen with other brand logos.
34:08 So you could probably take a stab at who we're talking about here.
34:12 I told him, like, hey, they're going to sponsor a different category tonight.
34:20 Yeah, fair.
34:21 Other side, Sopranos, redemption for Mincy.
34:23 Here we go, your mom.
34:24 To make it 13 to 9.
34:26 It's a Rudy special.
34:28 He's like, I want it, I need it.
34:30 I thought it was a joke.
34:31 I thought it was a joke when he said it.
34:32 I hope you get it wrong.
34:33 I hope you get it wrong so bad.
34:35 The good thing is if I get it wrong, then it's like I don't know as much about the bad guy.
34:39 Fuck, damn it.
34:41 That's why it's the perfect niche.
34:43 If you miss it and they steal it, it's over.
34:50 The H-man's foreign minister during World War II.
34:53 This man brokered the German-Soviet non-aggression pact.
34:57 Led to the invasion of Poland.
35:03 The H-man.
35:06 Foreign minister.
35:08 Is that like his right-hand man?
35:10 Deal if you miss it.
35:11 So we got Himmler was the SS, Goering was the Luftwaffe.
35:19 Yep, yep, those are right.
35:28 Not 20 seconds.
35:31 This is so weird that you would pick this and then not know this shit.
35:37 What's wrong with you?
35:39 And noted not history nor Kendrick.
35:41 Goering was electric every time.
35:44 Fuck.
35:46 Well, go with the double sip, right?
35:48 We can't.
35:49 Can't on a three, two, one.
35:54 Okay, I'm going to go with Heinrich Himmler.
35:56 Final answer.
35:58 Who is Ribbentrop?
35:59 Final answer.
36:00 Final answer.
36:01 That is the way.
36:03 That's our season in a nutshell, boys.
36:05 That's off Ribbentrop, Kak.
36:07 That's weird that you know that.
36:09 Ribbentrop.
36:10 It's what helped them divide up Poland, dude.
36:12 That's my--
36:13 Yeah, keep talking about it, freak.
36:15 Gentlemen, gentlemen, it has been a pleasure.
36:18 This is the end of your mom.
36:20 Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
36:22 We'll get to that at the end.
36:23 We'll get to that at the end.
36:24 How did we lose to these guys in the tournament, Geoff?
36:26 If we got crushed--
36:27 Okay, hold on.
36:28 In the season three Curses episode, Tony receives what gift from Meadow that morbidly reminds him of pussy's death?
36:35 The talking fish.
36:36 The talking fish, right?
36:37 It's the fish.
36:39 Singing fish, I guess.
36:41 Yeah.
36:43 I'm the one that gets the best of things.
36:45 Take me to the river.
36:46 That's correct, talking fish.
36:47 17-7, which, by the way, on record watch--
36:54 Yeah, we got to run this off.
36:55 Your mom had a five-match winning streak to end last year and then lost in the second round,
37:00 and they now are about to have a six-match losing streak.
37:03 They officially are.
37:04 Release year, release year.
37:08 Sort these three pieces of media by release year.
37:11 I hate this.
37:12 "No, Nurse Jackie," "Song," "Umbrella," "Movie," "Taken."
37:16 Oldest to newest.
37:18 Okay, I think "Umbrella" is the oldest.
37:20 I would say "Umbrella," "Taken," "Nurse Jackie."
37:25 We should use our double sip.
37:26 Yeah, we should.
37:28 I like that first one, though.
37:30 We'll go "Umbrella," "Taken," "Nurse Jackie," final.
37:33 "New Amsterdam Vodka," "Double Sip," not needed.
37:36 That is correct, 17-8.
37:38 Smocking can't tie the record.
37:39 They can still score 20, though, technically.
37:41 Other side.
37:42 Sort these three pieces of media by release year.
37:44 Oldest to newest.
37:45 "Obsessed," "Song," "Movie," "Tropic Thunder," "Show," "Justified."
37:48 No lifelines remain.
37:50 "Tropic Thunder" is 2008.
37:52 "Justified," I would imagine, is just like a hair later than that,
37:55 like 2009, '10.
38:00 I don't know.
38:01 I have no idea where "Obsessed" would be in that, though.
38:03 No, I got nothing with that.
38:04 Which song is "Obsessed"?
38:06 No, I don't know what "Obsessed" is.
38:08 Yeah, I have no clue.
38:09 I'm sure if we played it, I would know it, but I can't.
38:13 By the way, it's Mariah.
38:15 We can supply the artist, we always do.
38:17 It is Mariah Carey, but not much that matters.
38:19 "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey.
38:26 She's been around a while, so I don't want to say that first.
38:29 "Obsessed," "Tropic Thunder," "Justified," I think.
38:32 The order he put it in?
38:34 Yeah, right, from oldest to newest.
38:37 You think he put it in that order, though?
38:39 Three.
38:40 I think, I don't know.
38:41 "Obsessed," "Justified," "Tropic Thunder," final answer.
38:45 Other side.
38:49 I think "Obsessed" is the last, is the most recent.
38:52 Okay.
38:53 "Tropic Thunder" is the oldest.
38:56 So "Tropic Thunder," "Justified," "Obsessed."
38:59 Final answer.
39:00 Yeah.
39:02 Ding.
39:04 "Tropic Thunder," "Obsessed," "Justified."
39:06 I had no idea where "Obsessed" fell in that.
39:08 When did "Obsessed" come out?
39:10 Oh, yeah, because that was the Eminem shit, right?
39:12 2009, yeah.
39:13 Montevideo is the capital of what primarily Spanish-speaking country?
39:16 This is for your mom.
39:17 Montevideo is the capital of what primarily Spanish-speaking country?
39:22 Montevideo.
39:23 That sounds like a blockbuster spin-off.
39:27 Mount video?
39:29 Okay, so if it's mountain, I'm thinking that it's in Central America.
39:33 Chile.
39:35 That's not Central America, but they do have mountains.
39:37 Montevideo is in--
39:39 And that's not Chile.
39:40 I'm thinking--
39:41 Primarily Spanish-speaking country?
39:44 One of the guays?
39:45 Uruguay, Paraguay?
39:46 It could be.
39:47 I really don't know.
39:48 Four, three--
39:50 Say it.
39:51 Two--
39:52 Uruguay.
39:53 Final answer.
39:54 17.
39:55 Ha!
39:56 There we go.
39:57 Ah!
39:58 One of the guays.
39:59 Other side take an 18-9 final score.
40:01 Way to go.
40:03 Tegucigalpa.
40:05 That's a hell of an effort.
40:07 Alpa.
40:08 I've said that with JV before.
40:10 It's the capital of what primarily Spanish-speaking country.
40:12 It's Honduras, isn't it?
40:14 Love that.
40:16 Sure.
40:19 I think it's Honduras.
40:23 Yeah, I love your instinct on this one.
40:25 I don't know.
40:26 There's no rhyme or reason as to why it's not Honduras.
40:29 Anyway.
40:34 It's still one more name that I came up with.
40:36 Honduras, final answer.
40:37 That is correct.
40:38 18-1 in final score.
40:39 Holy shit.
40:40 Brains.
40:42 What a pull.
40:43 All right, well, officially free agents for the next season,
40:47 right?
40:48 Well, I mean, you're still a team.
40:50 No, we're not, Geoff.
40:52 I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
40:55 What if we just sit out until 2025?
40:58 There are plenty of free agents that would join the team if anybody
41:02 wants to bow out.
41:04 No, no, no, I want to disband.
41:06 And then we become free agents.
41:09 There's 18 coveted spots.
41:11 I can't disband the team fully.
41:15 If anyone wants to bow out, there's plenty of free agents.
41:18 No, all right.
41:19 I mean, if that's -- yeah, it's like having a liquor license.
41:21 Can we go on strike?
41:23 Can we take a knee?
41:25 You guys could be the hottest free agents on the market for sure.
41:28 I think everybody's looking for three guys that want no fucking parking.
41:32 [Laughter]
41:34 No, we're just big-time -- we are change of scenery guys.
41:38 I can just feel it, you know.
41:40 Like we had it -- listen, we had something last year,
41:43 and then all of a sudden, Geoff,
41:45 decided to start asking us questions that we don't know the answers to.
41:48 I know.
41:49 And I really honestly blame you, Geoff.
41:51 Like why don't you go back to asking us questions that we fucking know?
41:55 Also, I'm curious -- like we've been terrible, don't get me wrong,
41:59 but it feels like this year every team has put up biblical numbers.
42:03 Yeah, yeah.
42:05 I don't think it's a coincidence, Rudy.
42:09 I will say this.
42:10 I will say not one bounce has gone our way, like every time.
42:15 Southern Mashup tonight just about defined your season.
42:18 Yes, exactly that.
42:19 Right, that's a perfect example.
42:21 It happens every match.
42:22 We have one of those where we talk ourselves out of it.
42:24 Specifically, Celebrity Matchup is like the micro and the macro of our whole fucking season.
42:29 And it's always at a turning -- I mean, we lost to Marty Mush playing like by himself.
42:33 Or we're just like frauds, dude.
42:35 Like we just had to horseshoe up our ass for two years.
42:38 I won Rookie of the Year.
42:39 How?
42:40 [Laughter]
42:42 Yeah, I don't know.
42:44 There was a run there where I was like Rudy is the best player in the league,
42:47 motherfuckers, and now I would probably not make that argument.
42:52 Your mom drops to 0-5-0.
42:56 Let me play foreplay.
42:57 Foreplay thinks they're the team that you play them, everything is fixed.
43:01 It's going to be the toilet bowl.
43:02 It's the two-nut bowl.
43:03 Hold on, man.
43:07 Has anybody -- wait, can we get in in the fan vote if we have no wins?
43:12 It will be very hard.
43:13 Your fan vote is very -- you're 0-4-0 and you're not in last.
43:16 So, I mean, it shows you how strong your fan vote is.
43:18 I would love nothing more than for the fans to just get wacky with it
43:22 and all vote for us and just cause chaos.
43:25 Boo's Ponies at the top of the fucking rankings and your mom with 0 wins
43:29 somehow gets into the goddamn playoffs.
43:32 And then we just get bulldozed.
43:35 18-9 tied at the rare non-close match.
43:38 That must feel good.
43:40 Yeah.
43:41 No, this is -- what act are we on, Vincey?
43:44 Is this act two for you?
43:48 Yeah.
43:49 Whatever act this is for Vincey is the right one, Jeff.
43:52 We'll feel it going to be the fourth.
43:53 Yes, Vincey's in a Scorsese movie.
43:55 This shit isn't running long, dude.
43:56 It's the Irishman.
43:57 That's it.
43:58 Thank you to Body Armor.
43:59 Thank you to New Amsterdam Vodka.
44:01 One more match during the week this week.
44:03 We have MacroDosing taking on GenXYZ.
44:06 XYZ ranked 11.
44:07 MacroDosing trying to jump up now after the ice bar pushed.
44:12 Yandel, David Andrews lost.
44:14 And then Sunday night, battle for number one, the Booze Ponies against the Experts.
44:17 That's it.
44:18 Thank you for watching.
44:19 We'll see you tomorrow.
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