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00:02:05 >> I hate Mondays.
00:02:15 Phew.
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00:02:22 Hot, hot, hot.
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00:02:50 >> Good morning, Odie.
00:02:52 Are you hungry, boy?
00:02:55 Ha, ha, ha.
00:02:56 Atta boy.
00:02:57 Well, breakfast is nearly ready.
00:02:59 We'll eat as soon as I rouse Mr. Grumpy.
00:03:02 Garfield!
00:03:03 >> Breakfast!
00:03:04 >> Well, what do you know?
00:03:06 I guess every cloud does have a silver lining.
00:03:09 Ow!
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00:03:21 Ow!
00:03:22 Ow!
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00:03:30 Oh, my.
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00:03:42 >> Good morning, Garfield.
00:03:44 >> Good morning.
00:03:46 Good morning.
00:03:48 John, it's Monday.
00:03:50 Monday is the armpit of the week.
00:03:53 It's like a black hole on the calendar that just sucks all the joy out of your entire being.
00:03:58 >> Lighten up, Garfield.
00:03:59 You're the star of a comic strip.
00:04:02 >> Work is a big part of the problem.
00:04:05 >> Well, you'd better cheer up fast, pal, because we leave for work in 20 minutes.
00:04:09 >> [SIGH]
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00:04:18 I could just cry.
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00:04:42 >> Good morning.
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00:04:50 >> Hey, stop!
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00:04:53 >> Hello there.
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00:05:02 >> There they are.
00:05:05 >> Morning, guys.
00:05:06 >> Why don't you sit in the back, Odie?
00:05:10 >> Good morning, Garfield.
00:05:12 >> Good morning, Arlene.
00:05:13 Hey, why don't you sit up here with me?
00:05:16 >> Hiya, Garfield.
00:05:17 >> Get in the back, Nermal.
00:05:19 >> I'm just sitting back.
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00:05:22 >> Buckle up, kids.
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00:05:27 >> It's going to be a long drive.
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00:05:32 >> Hey, Garfield, guess what day it is today?
00:05:36 >> I know what day it is, Nermal.
00:05:38 >> Oh, come on, guess.
00:05:40 >> Nermal.
00:05:41 >> I guess you don't know.
00:05:43 >> It's Monday.
00:05:45 >> It's what?
00:05:47 >> Monday.
00:05:48 >> And you hate Mondays, M to the undays.
00:05:54 You hate them.
00:05:55 You hate them, yeah.
00:05:56 >> Not as much as I hate you, Nermal.
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00:06:19 >> Hey, Jack.
00:06:20 >> Howdy.
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00:06:37 >> Good morning, Billy Bear.
00:06:39 >> Hey, that's my name.
00:06:41 Don't wear it out.
00:06:42 >> How are you, Randy Rabbit?
00:06:44 >> John, I'm fantastic.
00:06:48 >> Oh, man, here we go.
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00:06:57 >> Zelda, Zelda, Zelda, how's my favorite catering wench today?
00:07:05 What's your poison du jour?
00:07:07 >> C-creole.
00:07:09 Care for some?
00:07:12 >> Ever thought of just letting your hair down?
00:07:16 I'll bet you'd be a heartbreaker, baby cakes.
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00:07:28 >> Walter, please.
00:07:30 >> Sorry, dear.
00:07:32 >> Why must you always be fiddling with things?
00:07:35 I mean, why can't you just sit quietly like a good husband?
00:07:38 >> Yes, dear.
00:07:40 >> Hmm.
00:07:44 >> Yo, Wally.
00:07:45 >> Hey, Garfield.
00:07:47 >> So what's the world's greatest inventor up to today?
00:07:50 >> Watch.
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00:07:58 >> I thought I had another cookie.
00:08:02 >> Hmm.
00:08:05 >> Hey, where can I get one of those, Wally?
00:08:07 >> I'll put you on the list.
00:08:11 >> Contrary to popular belief, nose blowing is an art.
00:08:16 Let me demonstrate.
00:08:20 The toot.
00:08:24 >> Not bad.
00:08:26 >> Oh, man.
00:08:27 I got to get out of this place.
00:08:31 >> The whoopee cushion.
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00:08:42 >> I love when he does that.
00:08:43 >> The duck call.
00:08:45 >> Thanks.
00:08:50 >> Live it up, pal.
00:08:51 >> Yeah.
00:08:52 >> Head shaker.
00:08:55 >> And my fave, the party blowout.
00:08:59 >> Oh.
00:09:08 >> There she blows.
00:09:12 >> Ah, wolf.
00:09:14 You are disgusting.
00:09:17 >> Now you're getting it.
00:09:19 >> Walter, let's go.
00:09:22 >> Yes, dear.
00:09:24 >> Here comes Betty.
00:09:36 Everybody act naturally.
00:09:38 >> Okay.
00:09:42 >> Good morning, everyone.
00:09:44 >> Hi, Betty.
00:09:45 >> Morning.
00:09:46 >> Oh, my heavens.
00:09:52 Oh, Randy.
00:09:54 Oh, my dear.
00:09:55 Oh, I didn't realize.
00:09:57 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so, so sorry.
00:09:59 Oh, oh.
00:10:01 Oh.
00:10:02 Oh, oh.
00:10:03 Oh, oh.
00:10:04 Oh, oh.
00:10:05 Oh, you.
00:10:09 That was a good one, guys.
00:10:17 >> Are you okay, Garfield?
00:10:22 You seem to be depressed.
00:10:24 >> I prefer to think of it as pensive.
00:10:27 >> Well, if pensive means being a butt, then I'll go with that.
00:10:31 >> I'm just tired of doing the comic strip.
00:10:34 Going through the same routine every day.
00:10:36 Hearing the same tired jokes every day.
00:10:39 Every day.
00:10:41 Oh, man, a change of scenery would be wonderful.
00:10:44 I need a break.
00:10:46 >> A break from me?
00:10:48 >> This isn't about you, Arlene.
00:10:49 It's about me.
00:10:51 >> Did you ever notice it's always about you?
00:10:59 >> Hey, I meant to give you this.
00:11:02 >> My Garfield.
00:11:05 Oh, how sweet.
00:11:08 Oh, and here I am being all paranoid.
00:11:12 >> Paranoia is good.
00:11:13 It's good to -- I mean, nobody should take a good relationship --
00:11:17 >> Monday roughs!
00:11:19 >> How about that?
00:11:20 Time to go to work.
00:11:26 >> Here you go, buddy.
00:11:27 >> Oh, thank you.
00:11:29 >> Anytime.
00:11:30 >> The scripts are here, people.
00:11:33 >> We have a comics page to get out.
00:11:57 >> Tempus fugit, people.
00:12:02 >> Say I need Garfield and Odie.
00:12:05 >> Are you sure I'm not in the script?
00:12:08 >> Did I ask for Nermal to step forward?
00:12:11 Keith, did the name Nermal escape my lips?
00:12:15 >> I don't think so.
00:12:17 >> There you go.
00:12:19 >> I don't think so.
00:12:21 >> Aw!
00:12:27 >> Oh, prop boy.
00:12:29 >> Yes, you called, sir?
00:12:31 >> The script calls for a bone.
00:12:34 >> A bone.
00:12:36 Let's see.
00:12:38 I'll be back in one second.
00:12:45 >> You don't get to attach that bone, dog.
00:12:48 It's the official property of the prop department.
00:12:52 >> Can John do my lines today?
00:12:57 I need a nap.
00:12:58 >> How about the sooner you do what I tell you to do, the sooner you get to take a nap.
00:13:04 >> Why do I put up with this?
00:13:07 >> All right.
00:13:08 Let's shoot, people.
00:13:10 Eli, bring up the park set.
00:13:14 >> You got it.
00:13:27 >> Are we ready to shoot?
00:13:33 Where is Garfield?
00:13:37 Garfield, get over here.
00:13:42 >> I really need a break.
00:13:47 >> Places, people.
00:13:51 Action!
00:13:55 >> Hody and I enjoy each other's company.
00:13:58 >> Take it.
00:14:01 Bring up the roller coaster set.
00:14:03 >> Coming up.
00:14:09 >> Action!
00:14:14 >> Whether it's going to an amusement park, whoopee.
00:14:18 >> Take it.
00:14:21 Bring up the kitchen set.
00:14:23 >> Yes, sir.
00:14:29 >> Action!
00:14:31 >> We're just getting together for kicks.
00:14:34 >> Take it.
00:14:37 Perfect.
00:14:44 That's a wrap on Garfield.
00:14:46 Keep moving, people.
00:14:48 We have two more strips to do.
00:14:59 >> Sup, dog?
00:15:02 Oh, and you're in love with the bone.
00:15:06 And you don't want the pup boy to take the bone back.
00:15:10 What would a smart dog do with that bone?
00:15:15 A smart dog would hide it from the pup boy.
00:15:19 >> Oh.
00:15:21 >> Good luck.
00:15:25 >> Fishing is stupid, Billy.
00:15:28 >> You won't see that come dinner time, Randy.
00:15:30 >> Take it.
00:15:34 >> Why, what are we having for dinner?
00:15:36 >> Take it.
00:15:39 >> Pizza!
00:15:41 >> We're fishing for pizza?
00:15:42 >> Take it.
00:15:44 >> Perfect.
00:15:46 Let's get everything ready for the Stegmans.
00:15:53 >> Was it good for you?
00:15:55 Because I really felt I was the shark that time.
00:15:57 >> Yes, kid, you were marvelous.
00:15:59 Absolutely marvelous.
00:16:00 Keep it moving, people.
00:16:02 >> Yeah.
00:16:05 >> Yeah.
00:16:34 >> Uh-oh.
00:16:39 >> Okay, dog, where's my pup bone?
00:16:45 I am keeping an eye on you, dog.
00:16:54 >> Hey, Eli.
00:16:56 >> Hey, Garfield.
00:16:59 >> Would you mind if I just slip under your control station for a little nap?
00:17:04 >> Help yourself.
00:17:05 >> Thanks.
00:17:08 >> Maybe a nap will put you in a better mood.
00:17:12 >> I'm in a rut, Eli.
00:17:15 I'm just tired of this job.
00:17:17 I'm tired of doing the same thing over and over.
00:17:20 >> Whoa, whoa.
00:17:21 >> What a change.
00:17:23 >> Garfield.
00:17:25 >> Don't touch that.
00:17:29 >> A lot of people would kill to do what you do.
00:17:33 You have adoring fans.
00:17:35 You're a celebrity, man.
00:17:37 >> Wow, it must be nice.
00:17:40 >> What's nice?
00:17:42 >> Sitting around pushing buttons all day.
00:17:45 >> Why do I even talk to you?
00:17:49 >> Hey, Benita, why did the existential chicken cross the road?
00:17:54 >> Take it.
00:17:57 >> An existential chicken wouldn't have to cross the road if he didn't perceive a road, Walt.
00:18:06 >> Take it.
00:18:09 >> Now be a good boy and take out the trash.
00:18:13 >> I don't perceive any trash, Benita.
00:18:17 >> Take it.
00:18:19 Perfect.
00:18:21 >> That's a wrap, people.
00:18:24 Put it to bed and print it, Betty.
00:18:26 >> Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:28 Right away, sir.
00:18:48 >> Betty and I enjoy each other's company.
00:18:55 Whether it's going to an amusement park.
00:19:01 Or just getting together for kicks.
00:19:08 >> Attention, Eli.
00:19:10 Attention, Eli.
00:19:15 The comic strips are ready for transmission.
00:19:18 I repeat, the comic strips are ready for transmission.
00:19:25 >> Betty, why do you use the intercom?
00:19:29 >> Well, because it's kind of neat.
00:19:33 That's why, Eli.
00:19:36 >> All right.
00:20:05 It's show time.
00:20:20 >> Yep.
00:20:49 >> [ Humming ]
00:21:07 >> Smells good, sweetie.
00:21:09 >> Kids, breakfast.
00:21:11 >> And the funnies are here.
00:21:14 >> Yay!
00:21:16 >> All right.
00:21:19 Let's see what's going on in the comics.
00:21:29 >> Let's watch someone read the comics.
00:21:35 >> Billy Bear says pizza.
00:21:37 We're fishing for pizza?
00:21:39 >> And what does Billy Bear say?
00:21:46 >> Roar!
00:21:47 You got it, Rusty.
00:21:49 What a great kid.
00:21:50 He's one of my biggest fans.
00:21:53 >> Give me a break.
00:21:55 >> Hey, Eli.
00:21:56 Show us some more newspapers.
00:21:58 >> Yeah, change the channel.
00:22:00 >> Here you go.
00:22:07 >> Whoa, whoa, back it up.
00:22:11 Eli, look over at the hot dogs and zoom in.
00:22:14 >> You got it, Garfield.
00:22:27 >> That is one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen.
00:22:37 >> Hello, little hot dogs.
00:22:39 >> Wow.
00:22:47 >> Oh, yeah.
00:22:49 That's beautiful.
00:22:51 >> Get it, get it, get it.
00:22:53 Come on over.
00:22:56 >> Oh, boy.
00:23:02 Yummy.
00:23:17 >> The real world.
00:23:46 >> Oh, yeah.
00:23:48 >> Oh, yeah.
00:24:01 >> Hey, what's going on?
00:24:09 >> Hey, that's my bone.
00:24:11 >> Oh, great.
00:24:18 >> What's going on?
00:24:23 >> Step away from the patch in the screen, Odie.
00:24:34 >> Everybody stay away from the patch in the screen or you'll end up in the real world with no way back, like Odie's bone.
00:24:43 >> Oh, the real world.
00:24:47 That's the change I need.
00:24:50 >> Prop boy.
00:24:51 >> Huh?
00:24:54 >> Bring me the special tape.
00:24:56 >> Okay, let's see.
00:24:57 Special tape.
00:25:04 >> What's happening?
00:25:07 What's wrong?
00:25:08 >> Better call back.
00:25:11 >> Garfield.
00:25:13 >> Garfield?
00:25:14 >> Garfield.
00:25:16 >> Whoa.
00:25:17 I'm in the real world.
00:25:19 Look, I'm a real cat.
00:25:24 This is the real deal.
00:25:28 Oh, man, this is just the change I needed.
00:25:32 Oh, yes.
00:25:36 Whoa, what is that smell?
00:25:40 Yeah.
00:25:47 Get out of here, you crazy cat.
00:25:49 Come on, get out of here.
00:25:52 Hey, I know you people in the real world can't understand what I'm saying, but all I wanted to do -- I love you, man.
00:25:59 >> Crazy cat.
00:26:04 >> This is great.
00:26:06 No more boring job at the comic.
00:26:08 No more slobbering dog to bug me.
00:26:10 I'm free to do whatever I want.
00:26:12 Oh, wow.
00:26:13 Here's to my new life.
00:26:21 >> I don't believe it.
00:26:23 My cat.
00:26:24 Gone.
00:26:25 Eli, what just happened?
00:26:27 >> All right.
00:26:30 Everybody listen up.
00:26:33 This screen separates the comic world from the real world.
00:26:39 The comic world is pressurized like an airplane.
00:26:44 If you get sucked into the real world, there's no way back.
00:26:49 >> Special tape.
00:26:51 >> Are there any questions?
00:26:54 >> Huh?
00:26:59 >> Get away from there.
00:27:03 >> Help!
00:27:08 >> Everybody stay away from the patch.
00:27:11 Got it?
00:27:12 >> You don't have to tell me what.
00:27:15 >> Give me the special tape.
00:27:21 I hope you've all learned your lesson.
00:27:23 >> I think Garfield learned his lesson.
00:27:31 >> Garfield's just getting started on his lesson.
00:27:34 >> Oh!
00:27:35 >> My room.
00:27:57 >> Oh, no, you don't.
00:27:59 You're not going to ruin my new life.
00:28:01 You can go right back where you came from.
00:28:05 See you in the funny papers, Odie.
00:28:09 >> Whoa!
00:28:16 >> That didn't work.
00:28:18 There must be an easier way of sending you back, Odie.
00:28:25 >> Where are you going, Arlene?
00:28:27 >> I'm going to join Garfield.
00:28:29 >> Oh, no, you're not.
00:28:31 We have a strip to do, lady.
00:28:33 >> Nermal's right.
00:28:34 This is where we belong.
00:28:36 Garfield, too.
00:28:37 He's just a little confused right now.
00:28:39 And if you stay, Garfield will have one more reason to find a way back.
00:28:49 >> Oh, he better come back.
00:29:05 >> Well, Odie, it looks like I'm stuck with you.
00:29:08 Let's find some real food to eat.
00:29:17 >> Eli, we lost them!
00:29:19 >> Don't worry.
00:29:20 It will just take me a second to find them.
00:29:24 There we go.
00:29:31 Come on, Odie.
00:29:53 We should have found a buffet by now.
00:29:56 >> This is the buffet, pal.
00:29:59 >> A talking trash can.
00:30:01 I didn't know they had those in the real world.
00:30:04 >> I ain't no trash can, fella.
00:30:08 You must not be from this neighborhood.
00:30:10 >> I'm not from this world.
00:30:12 I'm Garfield the cat.
00:30:13 You know, from the comic strip.
00:30:15 >> All right.
00:30:18 And your dog friend there must be Odie.
00:30:21 >> Hey, Odie, a fan.
00:30:31 >> Looks like Odie's made some new friends.
00:30:33 >> Well, I'm Shacky.
00:30:35 >> Glad to meet you, Shacky.
00:30:37 So when do they serve dinner around here?
00:30:48 >> How are we going to have a funny comic strip without our star?
00:30:51 We need a funny cat.
00:30:53 >> Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:54 What am I, chopped liver?
00:30:56 First, we'll change the name of the strip to Nermal.
00:31:02 The hilarious adventures of a wacky kitten.
00:31:06 And his slow-witted but well-meaning sidekick, Arlene.
00:31:11 What do you say?
00:31:13 Let me at him.
00:31:14 I'll kill him.
00:31:15 I'm going to kill him.
00:31:17 >> Arlene, chill, babe.
00:31:20 Just trying to help.
00:31:24 >> Huh?
00:31:25 >> Huh?
00:31:54 >> Hey, Shacky, my buddies are going to dinner and a show.
00:31:56 Want to come?
00:31:57 >> Yeah, sure.
00:32:04 >> Just as soon as I help Odie out of this situation.
00:32:24 >> There's more than one way to skin a dog.
00:32:47 Wow.
00:32:48 Now that's what I call a calorie burner.
00:32:50 Here you go, Odie.
00:32:53 >> The real world is certainly more exciting than the comic world.
00:32:57 >> Sure, whatever.
00:32:58 Hey, the show begins soon.
00:33:00 >> Sounds good.
00:33:01 Lead on, Mr. Shacky.
00:33:12 >> Here we are, gentlemen.
00:33:14 >> Wow.
00:33:15 >> Yawkey!
00:33:18 >> Yawkey!
00:33:22 >> Hey!
00:33:23 >> Wait.
00:33:26 >> This is Waldo.
00:33:28 He's not as bright as he looks.
00:33:30 >> Thank you.
00:33:32 >> And this is Sheila.
00:33:34 >> Cheers, lads.
00:33:37 >> I'd want her covering my back in any cat fight.
00:33:41 Guys, this is Garfield and Odie.
00:33:44 You know, the comic strip characters.
00:33:48 Wink, wink.
00:33:50 >> I love you guys.
00:33:52 I read you all the time.
00:33:54 Just mostly I look at the pictures, you know.
00:33:57 >> Why, thank you.
00:34:00 >> Hello, hello.
00:34:02 You're kind of cute, darling.
00:34:06 >> What?
00:34:07 You cute lady.
00:34:08 I'll give you cute.
00:34:10 >> Uh-oh.
00:34:11 >> Welcome to club Shacky.
00:34:23 This is where we come for dinner and a show.
00:34:25 We put on a show and people throw dinner at us.
00:34:28 >> This I got to see.
00:34:30 >> Allow me to demonstrate.
00:34:39 >> Okay, Waldo, this course is yours.
00:34:43 >> Oh, goody, goody.
00:34:49 >> Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:34:53 Our first performer this evening is none other than the man himself.
00:34:57 >> Finally.
00:34:58 >> Please welcome Shacky.
00:35:01 >> Thank you, thank you.
00:35:03 Hey, it's great to be back at club Shacky.
00:35:06 You know, a funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight.
00:35:09 I was run over by a milk truck.
00:35:11 That's the first time the drinks were ever on me.
00:35:15 Ha-ha.
00:35:16 >> Go on.
00:35:18 >> Thank you, thank you.
00:35:19 For my first number.
00:35:20 >> Hey, be quiet.
00:35:22 We're trying to sleep up here.
00:35:24 >> I'd like to sing something from my latest album.
00:35:27 >> Shut up, you stupid cat.
00:35:30 >> Get ready.
00:35:31 Here comes dinner.
00:35:33 It goes something like this.
00:35:36 You only got me when you got me.
00:35:40 You only squeeze me when you squeeze me.
00:35:44 >> Knock it off.
00:35:48 >> Shut up.
00:35:51 >> Knock it off.
00:35:53 >> Thank you, thank you.
00:35:55 I love you all.
00:35:57 >> Squeeze me.
00:36:00 >> Our next act will be outcoming Carolee.
00:36:05 >> How did we do, Waldo?
00:36:07 >> We did great.
00:36:09 We got a bone with a little turkey on it.
00:36:12 There's a sardine left in this can.
00:36:14 All kinds of good stuff.
00:36:16 >> Okay.
00:36:17 Garfield, it's your turn.
00:36:19 >> Out of my way, amateur.
00:36:21 >> There are a couple of things you really should know.
00:36:23 >> Shacky, let's not keep my fans waiting.
00:36:27 >> Okay, break a leg.
00:36:33 Our next performer is a comic's comic.
00:36:36 Please put your paws together for Garfield.
00:36:42 >> Good evening, ladies and --
00:36:49 >> You got to bob and weave out there, Garfield.
00:36:51 A moving target is harder to hit.
00:36:54 >> I know how to handle a rowdy crowd.
00:37:02 >> A smaller target would be harder to hit, too.
00:37:07 >> As I was saying, good evening --
00:37:14 I'm seriously considering retiring from showbiz.
00:37:20 >> It's dinner time.
00:37:27 >> You know, I think you're kind of cute, too.
00:37:31 >> What?
00:37:33 >> Garfield?
00:37:34 Really?
00:37:35 >> Oh, yeah.
00:37:37 Say, are you going to finish that fish?
00:37:41 >> Touch it and I'll break your arm, lover boy.
00:37:44 >> Just like a man.
00:37:46 >> He's truer to his stomach than he is to me.
00:37:53 >> Well, we're home.
00:37:55 See you, mates.
00:37:56 >> Good night, guys.
00:37:59 >> Night, Sheila.
00:38:00 >> Night.
00:38:01 >> [ Music ]
00:38:17 >> Wow.
00:38:19 >> Hmm.
00:38:20 Got plenty of room.
00:38:22 >> You'll have to excuse the mess.
00:38:24 I gave the cleaning lady the week off.
00:38:26 Oh, and the elevator is temporarily out of service.
00:38:30 >> Watch out for that step.
00:38:32 >> You mean this step?
00:38:34 >> Yeah, that's the one.
00:38:41 I know it's a bit of a climb, but the view is worth it.
00:38:55 >> Oh, tell that to my legs and my back and my feet and my --
00:39:05 Nice.
00:39:07 A room with a view.
00:39:09 And well-ventilated, too.
00:39:11 >> My dump is your dump.
00:39:14 >> You wouldn't happen to have anything to eat?
00:39:17 >> Nope.
00:39:19 >> Is that coffee?
00:39:22 >> Probably, but it's been sitting there for a while.
00:39:25 >> That's the way I like it.
00:39:29 >> [ Slurping ]
00:39:31 >> [ Gurgling ]
00:39:35 >> [ Burping ]
00:39:37 >> [ Gulp ]
00:39:39 >> Yeah.
00:39:41 >> What just happened?
00:39:43 >> What do you mean?
00:39:45 >> Your head.
00:39:47 >> What about it?
00:39:49 >> Never mind.
00:39:52 I think I need to get some sleep.
00:39:54 See you in the morning.
00:39:56 >> Good night.
00:39:58 >> [ Yawns ]
00:40:08 >> There you go, buddy.
00:40:10 Today was just our first day in the real world.
00:40:13 Tomorrow will be a better day.
00:40:19 You'll see.
00:40:22 Well, great.
00:40:37 Good night, Arlene.
00:40:40 >> Good night, Garfield.
00:40:43 Sleep well.
00:40:59 >> Top of the morning to you, Garfield.
00:41:01 Hungry?
00:41:02 >> Is that a trick question?
00:41:04 >> What say we go to the park for a little dumpster diving before the trash collectors show up?
00:41:09 >> [ Grunting ]
00:41:11 >> That sounds good.
00:41:13 Every time I think I've hit bottom, someone hands me a shovel.
00:41:29 Hey, Odie.
00:41:30 >> Huh?
00:41:31 >> Let's see how the folks back home are faring with our strip.
00:41:38 >> [ Grunting ]
00:41:39 >> Huh?
00:41:40 >> [ Screaming ]
00:41:48 >> What?
00:41:49 They're canceling my strip?
00:41:51 They can't do that?
00:41:52 This wasn't supposed to happen.
00:41:54 >> It's all your fault, traitor.
00:41:58 >> Hey, the newspaper's having a contest to replace my strip.
00:42:04 Hey, guys, I have an idea.
00:42:06 Odie and I will go to the newspaper contest and make sure they don't replace our strip.
00:42:11 >> What's he doing?
00:42:12 >> That is one crazy cat.
00:42:15 >> All you guys have to do is figure out a way to get us back home.
00:42:19 See you there.
00:42:21 >> We can do this, guys.
00:42:22 >> That's the spirit, Garfield.
00:42:24 >> Good luck at the newspaper contest.
00:42:27 >> We're here for you, Garfield.
00:42:29 >> Yeah.
00:42:30 >> Let's go, Odie.
00:42:32 >> Odie?
00:42:34 >> [ Screaming ]
00:42:42 >> [ Screaming ]
00:42:46 >> [ Screaming ]
00:42:49 >> [ Screaming ]
00:42:59 >> [ Screaming ]
00:43:09 >> Huh?
00:43:10 >> [ Screaming ]
00:43:13 >> [ Screaming ]
00:43:35 >> We're here to come up with a plan to get Garfield and Odie back.
00:43:38 Don't be afraid to speak up.
00:43:40 Remember, there are no bad ideas.
00:43:43 >> [ Groaning ]
00:43:46 >> Me, me, me.
00:43:47 >> Yes, Wally?
00:43:48 >> What if we built a device, an interdimensional escape hatch that would pass through the screen, equalize the pressure between --
00:43:56 >> You'll have to excuse Walter.
00:43:58 He's given to flights of fancy.
00:44:01 Walter, dear, your silly dreams for inventions have never worked, and they never will.
00:44:07 >> Yes, dear.
00:44:10 >> Okay.
00:44:12 Any more ideas?
00:44:17 Anyone?
00:44:20 >> [ Barking ]
00:44:36 >> Have a nice day.
00:44:38 Done playing with our little friends, are we?
00:44:41 >> Uh-huh.
00:44:42 >> Good.
00:44:43 Now let's go tell the newspaper we're going home.
00:44:45 >> [ Barking ]
00:44:54 >> This is it.
00:44:58 Let's go, Odie.
00:45:00 >> [ Barking ]
00:45:12 >> This is my comic strip, Dicky Dot.
00:45:15 I think he's relevant and quite humorous.
00:45:19 >> Unlike you.
00:45:21 >> Next.
00:45:23 >> Oh, I'm not going to pay for anything.
00:45:30 >> Let me guess, Siamese twins, right?
00:45:33 >> Right.
00:45:34 >> Right.
00:45:35 >> Funny.
00:45:36 >> Sad.
00:45:37 >> Funny in a sad sort of way.
00:45:40 >> Take your ugly friend home.
00:45:42 >> He's not ugly.
00:45:44 >> I wasn't talking to you.
00:45:46 >> Next.
00:45:49 >> [ Whimpering ]
00:46:00 >> This way.
00:46:01 Come on.
00:46:02 >> [ Whimpering ]
00:46:08 >> Next.
00:46:10 >> [ Whimpering ]
00:46:16 >> There they are.
00:46:17 >> We just got to get up there and show them we're back.
00:46:20 >> No worries.
00:46:22 >> Okay, so like, like this is really funny.
00:46:25 Like when people die, my guy like takes them away.
00:46:29 >> So like why don't you go away?
00:46:32 >> Next.
00:46:33 >> [ Whimpering ]
00:46:38 >> What else have I got?
00:46:41 >> Good afternoon, folks.
00:46:43 >> Who are these guys?
00:46:45 >> I don't see them on the list.
00:46:48 >> See the resemblance?
00:46:50 >> Hey, they do kind of look like them.
00:46:54 >> That's because it is me.
00:46:57 We're pleased to announce that we're ready to go back to work.
00:47:01 >> What's with that dog's tongue?
00:47:06 >> Must be some sort of a glandular condition.
00:47:09 >> Not a very dignified representative of the canine family.
00:47:12 >> Hey, can a real cat do this?
00:47:16 >> And that cat has one big belly on him.
00:47:19 >> He would set a bad example for the overweight youth of our nation.
00:47:22 >> Can't have that.
00:47:24 >> Hold on, hold on.
00:47:26 We are the real Garfield and Odie, and to leave no doubt in your mind, we will now perform a classic gig from our comic strip.
00:47:33 Odie, if you please.
00:47:35 >> [ Barking ]
00:47:38 >> You know, folks, a day without kicking Odie off the table is like a day without sunshine.
00:47:46 >> [ Barking ]
00:47:48 >> That cat just kicked the dog off the table.
00:47:51 >> Oh, the horror.
00:47:53 How violent.
00:47:55 >> Hey, lighten up, lady.
00:47:57 Nobody really gets hurt in a comic strip.
00:47:59 Right, Odie?
00:48:01 >> [ Barking ]
00:48:04 >> Oops, sorry, pal, I forgot you can really get hurt in the real world.
00:48:08 >> [ Grunting ]
00:48:11 >> Uh, we've seen quite enough.
00:48:13 >> Did I mention we'll work for scale?
00:48:16 >> Next.
00:48:17 >> But you're making a big mistake.
00:48:19 >> Next.
00:48:21 >> [ Sighing ]
00:48:23 >> Oh, boy.
00:48:26 >> He can't do that.
00:48:28 >> This does not bode well.
00:48:30 >> Can't do that.
00:48:32 >> [ Humming ]
00:48:34 >> Sid, Bobby, Eric, Mike here.
00:48:37 >> Huh?
00:48:38 >> I have with me today a licensing phenomenon destined to take the publishing biz by storm.
00:48:44 Introducing hail and Hardy.
00:48:47 >> [ Grunting ]
00:48:49 >> [ Music ]
00:49:04 >> We're toast.
00:49:06 >> These boys are positive, appealing, and can generate massive licensing income for your newspaper.
00:49:12 >> They're toast.
00:49:14 >> These two can have your fat, lazy readers dieting and exercising in no time flat.
00:49:20 >> [ Grunting ]
00:49:29 >> Imagine dieting with hail and Hardy mineral water.
00:49:34 Imagine exercising with...
00:49:37 >> Hail and Hardy leotards.
00:49:40 >> And...
00:49:41 >> Hail and Hardy dumbbells.
00:49:44 >> [ Grunting ]
00:49:45 >> In one of your franchised hail and Hardy wellness centers.
00:49:50 >> Ooh.
00:49:54 >> But are they funny?
00:49:56 >> Well, what do you think?
00:49:58 >> I think we have our new comic strip, hail and Hardy.
00:50:03 >> I can't believe this is happening.
00:50:05 >> Oh, believe it, Bobby.
00:50:08 >> I just happen to have a contract right here.
00:50:11 >> [ Grunting ]
00:50:14 >> No, don't do it.
00:50:15 That's me.
00:50:16 >> Hold on a minute.
00:50:18 Garfield was the best comic strip we ever had.
00:50:20 I'm going to give him one last chance.
00:50:22 >> No.
00:50:23 >> [ Grunting ]
00:50:24 >> If the strip isn't back in the paper in 24 hours, we've got to deal with hail and Hardy.
00:50:30 >> No problemo.
00:50:31 We'll see you tomorrow.
00:50:33 >> Sid, you can't be serious.
00:50:35 You don't honestly believe that cat and that dog are really Garfield and Odie.
00:50:40 >> At my age, nothing surprises me.
00:50:43 Humor me.
00:50:44 The Garfield strip has one more day to make it back.
00:50:47 >> Yes, sir.
00:50:48 You the man, Sid.
00:50:49 You the man.
00:50:51 >> [ Cheering ]
00:50:56 >> We're in the comics.
00:50:58 We're in the comics.
00:51:00 Back in the comics.
00:51:02 >> That strip is ours.
00:51:04 >> Sorry, muscles for brains, but our strip is going back in the paper tomorrow.
00:51:08 >> We'll see about that.
00:51:10 Dog abuser.
00:51:12 >> [ Laughing ]
00:51:14 >> Losers.
00:51:17 Come on, Odie.
00:51:18 We've got to find a way back home.
00:51:22 Comic world, here we come.
00:51:25 On your mark, get set, go.
00:51:29 >> Bye-bye, guys.
00:51:31 >> They're not going anywhere.
00:51:34 >> [ Groaning ]
00:51:43 >> Okay.
00:51:45 On your mark, get set, leap.
00:51:50 >> [ Groaning ]
00:51:57 >> Okay.
00:52:01 I hope this works.
00:52:03 Because if it doesn't, well, at least no one will doubt our courage.
00:52:09 Or our stupidity.
00:52:11 We're out of here.
00:52:13 That was close, Odie.
00:52:15 Odie?
00:52:16 Odie!
00:52:17 Oh, no.
00:52:20 >> Ta-da!
00:52:23 >> It's not working.
00:52:25 >> Come on, Garfield, it's time to go.
00:52:28 >> I've got to figure out a way to get back to the comic world.
00:52:31 >> Well, my door is always open.
00:52:34 >> Good luck getting back into the paper.
00:52:37 >> Yeah, good luck.
00:52:39 >> Cheers.
00:52:41 >> [ Groaning ]
00:52:46 >> Yeah, luck's all I have left.
00:52:51 >> [ Groaning ]
00:52:58 >> Oh!
00:53:00 [ Music ]
00:53:08 >> Hello?
00:53:09 Anybody home?
00:53:12 >> Just us toons.
00:53:15 >> I've tried everything I know to get back, but nothing works.
00:53:19 I need some help here.
00:53:22 I don't even know if you're watching this paper.
00:53:25 >> [ Groaning ]
00:53:28 >> Wait!
00:53:30 >> [ Music ]
00:53:35 >> [ Gasps ]
00:53:37 >> [ Music ]
00:53:41 >> Huh?
00:53:43 >> Huh?
00:53:45 >> [ Gasps ]
00:53:49 >> [ Music ]
00:53:52 >> Hmm.
00:53:55 Arlene, Eli, everybody, I'm sorry.
00:54:00 I can't believe I ever gave a thought to coming here.
00:54:04 You know what?
00:54:05 This isn't the real world.
00:54:07 Reality is where your heart is, and my heart is with the comics, with you guys.
00:54:14 If there's a way back, I promise you I'll find it.
00:54:19 >> [ Music ]
00:54:23 >> Good night, Garfield.
00:54:26 >> [ Music ]
00:54:33 >> Looks like you finally got it figured out, Garfield.
00:54:39 >> [ Music ]
00:54:55 >> Hey, Odie, I have an idea.
00:54:59 >> [ Grunting ]
00:55:08 >> Odie, hold up the paper.
00:55:12 Eli, I hope you're watching, because I need you to get to Wally, and hurry.
00:55:16 There's no time to waste.
00:55:18 >> Wally, come to the screen immediately.
00:55:21 Wally, come to the screen.
00:55:23 >> That was the most beautiful music I ever heard.
00:55:26 >> Hmm.
00:55:27 Hey, Kitty.
00:55:29 >> Wally, are you there?
00:55:32 >> Mostly.
00:55:34 >> This could be our way back.
00:55:36 >> What do you mean?
00:55:39 >> Remember your concertina, the one you rigged to steal Bonita's cookies?
00:55:43 >> What?
00:55:46 >> Well, make a bigger one to rescue us.
00:55:49 Put doors in each end and stretch it through the screen.
00:55:53 >> Hey!
00:55:54 >> Like this.
00:55:57 >> Of course, it could work.
00:55:59 That's brilliant.
00:56:01 >> You stole my cookies.
00:56:04 >> I need materials.
00:56:06 I need people with tools.
00:56:09 >> My cookies?
00:56:11 >> Come on, guys.
00:56:13 We have a concertina to build.
00:56:16 >> Well, Odie, it's out of our hands now.
00:56:19 Oh, nice work on the arpeggios there.
00:56:24 >> Uh, bye.
00:56:30 >> Tires.
00:56:31 I need four tires.
00:56:48 >> My car!
00:56:53 >> I need all the folding doors you can find.
00:57:11 >> Hey, Dagwood.
00:57:38 >> Here we go.
00:57:54 >> Hey, Shaggy.
00:57:56 >> Did you give up on that crazy plan of yours?
00:57:59 >> No, things are working out fine.
00:58:01 We're just a little tired.
00:58:03 There you go, puppy.
00:58:05 We've had quite an adventure here in the real world.
00:58:08 But tomorrow will be a better day, and we'll be back home, and our strip will be back in the paper.
00:58:15 >> [ Snoring ]
00:58:37 >> [ Grunting ]
00:58:53 >> For once you were right, kitty cat.
00:58:55 Tomorrow will be a better day.
00:58:59 For us.
00:59:01 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:03 >> We are both laughing together.
00:59:05 >> Too bad you can't help your strip.
00:59:07 >> Yeah, but we see you are all tied up.
00:59:10 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:12 >> We're laughing your face again.
00:59:14 And tomorrow we are going to be on the comics page.
00:59:17 >> You'll be so funny.
00:59:19 I find myself laughing already.
00:59:21 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:22 >> Look at me laughing.
00:59:23 >> We're laughing in your face.
00:59:25 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:28 >> You won't get away with this.
00:59:30 Just watch us.
00:59:32 >> Let us now get out of this dump.
00:59:35 >> Yeah, let's.
00:59:36 >> Who is the losers now, losers?
00:59:39 >> Yeah, losers.
00:59:41 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:43 >> We are laughing at you.
00:59:45 >> [ Laughing ]
00:59:46 >> Losers.
00:59:47 >> [ Grunting ]
00:59:53 >> Who are those guys?
00:59:55 >> Don't worry.
00:59:56 We have a plan with the comic characters back home.
00:59:58 >> Knock it off, Garfield.
01:00:00 This is serious.
01:00:01 >> No, really.
01:00:02 They're going to rescue us.
01:00:04 >> [ Grunting ]
01:00:13 >> Unless, of course, we die first.
01:00:22 >> Let's see what Garfield's up to.
01:00:36 >> What?
01:00:38 Attention.
01:00:39 Everyone to the screen.
01:00:40 Everyone to the screen.
01:00:42 This is an emergency.
01:00:51 >> Oh, no.
01:00:52 I'm going through the screen.
01:00:53 I don't care if I ever make it back.
01:00:56 >> No, you're not.
01:00:57 We're going to rescue them with Wally's machine.
01:00:59 Right, Wally?
01:01:00 >> Yeah, Wally.
01:01:02 >> But it's not quite done.
01:01:05 >> So let's finish it.
01:01:06 >> But I haven't tested it.
01:01:08 I don't know if it works.
01:01:10 >> There's no time for that now.
01:01:12 >> You're the man, Wally.
01:01:14 >> Me?
01:01:15 >> Wally, you're going to save the day.
01:01:18 You're going to be a hero.
01:01:20 >> Me?
01:01:21 A hero?
01:01:25 Doors.
01:01:26 I need two doors.
01:01:29 >> [ Cheering ]
01:01:35 >> I got it.
01:01:37 >> Yeah.
01:01:38 >> Hi.
01:02:01 >> Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Bonitinator.
01:02:07 >> [ Cheering ]
01:02:14 >> You don't expect it to work, do you?
01:02:17 >> You're about to find out.
01:02:20 Move the Bonitinator into position, men.
01:02:22 >> Okey-doke.
01:02:31 >> Hold it there.
01:02:33 >> Why did you name it the Bonitinator, Walter?
01:02:37 >> Because the blade on the front reminds me of that big honking nose of yours, dear.
01:02:44 Now, I have a job to do.
01:02:46 And by the way, I did steal your cookies.
01:02:50 >> Oh, Wally.
01:02:53 You are so, so forceful.
01:03:03 >> Oh, my.
01:03:04 >> What are you doing?
01:03:06 >> It's too dangerous to send you guys into the hotel.
01:03:09 If the paper you go through burns up, there's no way back.
01:03:12 I'm trying to find a safer paper out in the street.
01:03:17 There we go.
01:03:21 Anchor down the back end of the Bonitinator.
01:03:29 I need three volunteers.
01:03:32 I'm one.
01:03:33 >> I'm two.
01:03:34 >> I'm three.
01:03:36 >> I'm three.
01:03:38 This calls for a strong back, Arlene.
01:03:41 >> Let's go, men.
01:03:50 >> Push us through the screen.
01:03:57 >> On the count of three.
01:03:59 >> In one.
01:04:01 >> In two.
01:04:03 >> In three.
01:04:14 >> In two.
01:04:24 >> In one.
01:04:51 >> We made it.
01:04:55 >> Wow.
01:04:56 Let's go, men.
01:04:57 >> Okay.
01:05:06 >> It's stuck.
01:05:07 >> Step aside.
01:05:09 This is a job for a big bear.
01:05:22 Wow.
01:05:23 That's definitely not a comic door.
01:05:26 >> Look.
01:05:31 >> This way.
01:05:47 >> Prepare to be rescued.
01:05:49 >> I knew you guys would come.
01:05:51 >> That's right.
01:05:53 >> Hey, you're Billy Bear.
01:05:55 >> That's my name.
01:05:57 Don't wear it out.
01:05:58 >> You are cartoon characters.
01:06:01 >> You're darn tootin'.
01:06:03 >> Wow.
01:06:05 Hey, what's Snoopy really like?
01:06:11 >> Hurry, guys, hurry.
01:06:20 >> Not good.
01:06:21 Not good at all.
01:06:23 >> This way.
01:06:29 >> What do we do now?
01:06:31 >> Fear not, gents.
01:06:32 We can ride through the flames in this handy trash cart.
01:06:35 It may be a little rusty, but I assure you, it is fireproof.
01:06:40 >> Everybody climb in.
01:06:43 >> My bone.
01:06:45 My bone.
01:06:47 My bone.
01:06:49 >> Odie, get back here.
01:06:54 >> My bone.
01:06:56 >> Here we go.
01:06:59 >> My bone.
01:07:25 >> Odie.
01:07:26 >> Ta-da.
01:07:29 >> Get the chandelier swinging, Odie.
01:07:31 We'll grab you from the second floor balcony.
01:07:39 Let's do this.
01:07:40 >> Heads down, everyone.
01:07:41 Here we go.
01:07:54 >> Lean right, everybody.
01:08:04 >> Odie, grab my hand.
01:08:14 >> Odie, you were supposed to let go of the chandelier.
01:08:19 >> Garfield, swing to the main staircase.
01:08:24 We'll grab you there.
01:08:25 >> Come on, Odie.
01:08:26 We've got a cart to catch.
01:08:39 >> You know, this isn't working out as planned.
01:08:45 >> Hold on, Odie.
01:08:55 >> Need a lift?
01:08:57 >> Come on.
01:09:05 >> Everybody down.
01:09:16 >> Whoa!
01:09:40 >> All clear.
01:09:44 >> We did it.
01:09:46 >> Yay!
01:09:52 >> My hero.
01:09:55 >> Yay!
01:10:09 >> Look out, comic world.
01:10:11 >> Here I come.
01:10:14 >> Hey.
01:10:16 >> Hey.
01:10:17 >> Hey, everybody.
01:10:20 >> Hey, Odie.
01:10:32 >> I love you, Garfield.
01:10:34 Don't you ever leave me again.
01:10:36 >> Boy, am I glad you don't hate me.
01:10:47 It's good to be back.
01:10:59 >> There's nothing to eat in these lousy trash cans.
01:11:02 >> I'm so hungry I could cry.
01:11:06 >> Don't be such a girly dog.
01:11:09 Look, that should be us.
01:11:12 >> Yeah, and then we wouldn't be so hungry.
01:11:15 >> It's all your fault.
01:11:16 >> Your fault.
01:11:17 No, don't say it's my fault.
01:11:19 It's your fault.
01:11:20 >> Yours, yours, yours.
01:11:21 >> Don't start with me.
01:11:22 Your fault, your fault.
01:11:29 >> Ha, ha, ha.
01:11:32 Will you look at that.
01:11:34 Shecky finally made it big in entertainment.
01:11:38 >> Who's going to sing for food on the fence now?
01:11:43 >> How does this sound?
01:11:44 Sheila and the She-lets.
01:11:48 Got a ring, eh?
01:11:49 You can wear a tight dress and sing back up for me.
01:11:54 >> We're going to starve.
01:11:57 Hit it, Eli.
01:11:59 >> You get it, Garfield.
01:12:04 >> Party time.
01:12:21 >> Hey, all right.
01:12:24 >> Yeah.
01:12:37 >> Care to dance?
01:12:40 >> Mm-hmm.
01:12:41 >> Hey!
01:12:42 >> You got it.
01:13:11 >> Woo!
01:13:12 >> You still got it.
01:13:14 >> Hey, come back here with my ball.
01:13:36 >> Hey!
01:13:47 >> Hey!
01:13:56 >> Hey!
01:14:06 >> Hey!
01:14:16 >> Hey!
01:14:26 >> Hey!
01:14:36 >> Hey!
01:14:46 >> Hey!
01:14:56 >> Hey!
01:15:06 >> Hey!
01:15:16 >> Hey!
01:15:26 >> Hey!
01:15:36 >> Hey!
01:15:46 >> Hey!
01:15:56 >> Hey!
01:16:06 >> Hey!
01:16:16 >> Hey!
01:16:26 >> Hey!
01:16:36 >> Hey!
01:16:46 >> Hey!
01:16:56 >> Hey!
01:17:06 >> Hey!
01:17:16 >> Hey!
01:17:26 >> Hey!
01:17:36 >> Hey!
01:17:46 (laughing)
01:17:48 [BLANK_AUDIO]