• 8 months ago
Demetri Martin's 7th comedy standup special. | dG1fc2d1aVBqNlZYOGM
Transcript
00:00 I love going to concerts.
00:01 I love seeing my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
00:05 What'd you say?
00:11 Horses have mullets.
00:12 My friend asked me if I ever went swimming with dolphins.
00:21 I said, "Yeah, definitely. I mean, what distance are we talking about from the dolphins?"
00:24 I'm pretty sure I swam with all of them the last time I was in the oceans.
00:28 [laughter]
00:30 This is a calendar-based drawing, so this is yesterday, actually.
00:37 [laughter]
00:39 [laughter]
00:41 [music]
00:43 [music]
00:45 [music]
00:48 [clapping]
00:50 [clapping]
00:53 [clapping]
00:55 (dramatic music)
00:57 (dramatic music)

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