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00:00 *Fangirls*
00:02 There he is!
00:04 You fangirl over that?
00:06 What about that?
00:08 I love a man who can keep clean.
00:10 I'm the better fangirl!
00:12 No, me!
00:14 *Fangirls*
00:16 *Giggles*
00:18 Aph, why are you over there?
00:20 Huh?
00:22 Wait, I'm stuck with him?
00:24 I'm with Aaron?
00:26 You're so lucky you get to be with Aaron!
00:28 Aphmau, you're so lucky you get to be with Zane!
00:30 I'm lucky? I said you're lucky!
00:32 Ugh!
00:34 I just...
00:36 And who's gonna be with me?
00:38 Over here!
00:40 Oh, Zane!
00:42 I need to be with Aaron.
00:44 You're so handsome!
00:46 But not as handsome as Aaron, okay?
00:48 Am I handsome?
00:50 You're something, okay?
00:52 I don't have any fans.
00:54 Wait, what's this?
00:56 Look at this.
00:58 It's a heart box?
01:00 Hmm...
01:02 Maybe it's her fan mail!
01:04 Oh my gosh! This is gonna be exciting!
01:06 I can send it out to Aaron and he can love me.
01:08 I need KC to send him something.
01:10 Okay, let's see what we got.
01:12 What the? Who mailed us a baby?
01:14 Wait, let me see this.
01:16 They put a baby through the post office?
01:18 Oh my gosh, our baby's so cute!
01:20 It's a new baby, Zane!
01:22 Oh my gosh!
01:24 Yeah, a baby between you and me.
01:26 And not KC.
01:28 Hooray!
01:30 I didn't realize you wanted to have a family with Zane, of all people!
01:32 I don't know how I feel, okay?
01:34 This is just all weird and new and...
01:36 Oh my goodness. He's so cute though.
01:38 I love all babies. Just look at the baby.
01:40 I mean, it is pretty cute.
01:42 Don't hit Starstruck. Avoid the meteors and save your babies?
01:44 Oh my goodness!
01:46 Oh, jeez!
01:48 Okay, Zane, we have to work together.
01:50 I'm not your fan, but still we can...
01:52 I already made a crafting table.
01:54 Oh, wow, look at that.
01:56 I can't believe you actually moved this time.
01:58 Me too.
02:00 Alright, let's see.
02:02 You will stay safe under the tree.
02:04 Oh, hey Aaron, I forgot this.
02:06 I can't believe...
02:08 Meteor!
02:10 There he goes.
02:12 And done! Perfect!
02:14 It would be even more perfect if Aaron was your daddy,
02:16 but it's okay. I can just wait for him.
02:18 You know, since I am his biggest fan.
02:20 But he can't find that out, even though I think he already knows.
02:22 I've been saying it a lot, you know.
02:24 Wait, what was that?
02:26 Nothing, don't worry.
02:28 You know, Zane, I think the other side of the house is coming along pretty nice.
02:30 Yeah, the outside is looking pretty good too.
02:32 What about the inside?
02:34 The inside is pretty good. I tried to do as good as Aaron would,
02:36 but you know, I'm still getting used to it.
02:38 Yeah, right.
02:40 Makes sense.
02:42 Yep. Anyway, I'm going to get some more wood over here.
02:44 Right, right.
02:46 Meteors are going to hit during the day.
02:48 I do not want to see what happens at night.
02:50 Whatever you say, Zane. Whatever. I don't even know what you said.
02:52 But I don't care.
02:54 Because I saw Aaron.
02:56 Wait, why does our baby want to go to Aaron?
02:58 Wait, what?
03:00 Why does my baby want a picture of Aphmau?
03:02 Wait, what are you talking about?
03:04 What the heck is going on?
03:06 You know, anyone want a picture of me?
03:08 Oh, meet your idols.
03:10 Bring photos to your kids to help them grow.
03:12 Photos? This is a little bit weird.
03:14 Oh, they want a picture like he said.
03:16 Hey, I got one too.
03:18 Uh, Aph, why are you looking at me like that?
03:20 Uh, well, I mean...
03:22 Actually, you know what? You're right.
03:24 Let me just put on some of this.
03:26 Oh, that's not a camera. That's a taser.
03:28 That, um...
03:30 Oh, what is that?
03:32 Oh my gosh.
03:34 It's a fanboy.
03:36 Why do zombies have hair?
03:38 Aw, they have little hairs after the ones that...
03:40 Aw, they're so cute.
03:42 The ones that have Aaron's hair are like the best.
03:44 Here we go.
03:46 Aaron!
03:48 Can I get a picture with you?
03:50 Aaron, scream!
03:52 Oh no, scream me!
03:54 Aaron, no! I just realized.
03:56 Aph, hold still.
03:58 I've got a lot of pictures in here.
04:00 Oh my gosh.
04:02 Sorry about that.
04:04 I got my picture of Tee!
04:06 Wait, I did get a picture of Aaron.
04:08 I don't know what happened, but it happened.
04:10 That can't be that bad.
04:12 I'm gonna stop and go get him.
04:14 Baby, here you go.
04:16 Oh my gosh!
04:18 Look at you, Zane!
04:20 Aw, she's so cute.
04:22 She has Aaron's hair color and everything.
04:24 What do you mean Aaron's hair color? That's how my hair looks.
04:26 Yeah, but Aaron probably had it first.
04:28 She's so cute.
04:30 Oh boy.
04:32 Sorry, I don't mean to let my fan girling get a hold of me.
04:34 Here, you can have that.
04:36 KC's pictures? I love KC.
04:38 Oh, getting a bit fanboy, Zane.
04:40 Huh?
04:42 What the? KC! Hang on, I'm coming to protect you!
04:44 Oh no, no, no. KC?
04:46 Are you okay? I know Aaron's got you, but...
04:48 What's going on? Just calm down, alright?
04:50 You're making it worse.
04:52 Oh, so scary. What's scary?
04:54 Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing.
04:56 Aaron, I'm so jealous. I mean, I am so happy.
04:58 Wait, what was that?
05:00 Your kid is so cute. I wish it were mine.
05:02 Oh, F. Ignoring that.
05:04 Aaron, get your kid to leave KC alone.
05:06 He's not just my kid, Zane.
05:08 Do not remind me.
05:10 He's adorable. He's got a little tail.
05:12 He's got a little... Oh!
05:14 He's so cute.
05:16 You know, buddy, if that big bad Zane is messing with you,
05:18 I will destroy him and end him.
05:20 Come on, Zane, let's leave them alone.
05:22 I miss Aaron.
05:24 My boy is perfect!
05:26 Look at him.
05:28 He's got... You know, the hair's a little bit different,
05:30 but you know, he's got your black,
05:32 my blue, you know.
05:34 Is he mine? I don't think so.
05:36 I don't have a fan.
05:38 Hey, speaking of, look at the block.
05:40 Oh, wait, what is that?
05:42 Guys, guys, look at this.
05:44 It's like a stage. I don't know what this means.
05:46 Go for it. It just looks like a girl, though.
05:48 Oh!
05:50 Wait, why are we in a mall?
05:52 Target. Aphmau, why am I the target?
05:54 Could pick up a few things here.
05:56 I'm playing the fangirl today.
05:58 Sorry, Aph. I got it in.
06:00 Hey, wait, stop. Oh, it's time.
06:02 Ian's over there. Go get him.
06:04 Come here, Ian. I thought you wanted fans.
06:06 I wanted fans, but not like this.
06:08 Ah! Oh, it's my turn.
06:10 Ian, you idiot. She already got you. Oh, come on.
06:12 Come on, Ian. You're going into a bookstore.
06:14 Ew, books. Wait, that's right.
06:16 I'm the target. Wait, why do we have little
06:18 floaties around us? Wait, we're taking KC?
06:20 Oh, wait, this is a printer store.
06:22 Uh-oh. Oh, what's the matter?
06:24 We're on KC Ward. Wait, was that a glitter bomb?
06:26 Oh, I think it was.
06:28 Oh, man.
06:30 Oh, the target's now seen.
06:32 Oh, I get it.
06:34 We have to tell Glitter Mom.
06:36 You look really cute.
06:38 Oh, thanks, KC.
06:40 Well, you know.
06:42 Are you trying to take my mannequin?
06:44 I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was trying to take your mannequin.
06:46 Ah!
06:48 Oh, crazy Aaron, huh? Come here, you.
06:50 Good luck trying to catch me. No, I gotta help Aaron.
06:52 Get away from him.
06:54 I got a glitter bomb right here, and I'm not afraid to use it,
06:56 Mr. K. What happened to being partners?
06:58 KC, you too? Sorry, I went away.
07:00 This game's so addictive.
07:02 I will protect you, Aaron. Don't worry.
07:04 Nobody will get a-- Oh, no. He's getting a-- Get over here.
07:06 You guys have fun. I'm gonna go to the trampoline store.
07:08 Wait, the trampoline, what?
07:10 Trampoline? What is the Remains of the Barnes & Noble?
07:12 It's a bookstore. What do you think would be here?
07:14 Oh, my gosh. Is it a bookstore?
07:16 Here he is. Ah!
07:18 Almost. Almost there.
07:20 Oh, he loves it so much.
07:22 Gotcha. That doesn't count.
07:24 Look at him. He's so dreamy.
07:26 Where's he at? Where's the trampoline store?
07:28 Trampoline? You said we were going to the trampoline store.
07:30 I know, but where is it? Come on, let's go. We've got this.
07:32 Jump City. Oh, what the--
07:34 Oh, he's here.
07:36 It looks like he's having fun.
07:38 This is too easy. I kind of feel bad.
07:40 Yeah, same. But you know what?
07:42 Sorry, but not sorry, Ian.
07:44 Yeah, that's fine. I'm at a trampoline store.
07:46 Seriously?
07:48 Okay. All right. Where's Zane?
07:50 Wait, you can't target Zane.
07:52 Why not? Because.
07:54 As his number one fan.
07:56 I will defend your honor.
07:58 He's not your partner, Casey.
08:00 I'm his number one fan.
08:02 Aaron, where's Zane?
08:04 I know, as funny as this is, I really do want Zane to lose.
08:06 He's this way.
08:08 Keep jumping, Ian. Come on, go get him.
08:10 He's taking Zane away.
08:12 He's up at the corner. Ian, just go up there and grab him.
08:14 Actually, you know what?
08:16 Don't give it away. Stop glitter-bombing me.
08:18 Okay, where is he?
08:20 I can't help you anymore. You've got to do it yourself.
08:22 Zane is in this building. He and your super warm.
08:24 I'm coming.
08:26 Go, Ian.
08:28 I win.
08:30 Oh.
08:32 What?
08:34 There's something.
08:36 Maybe it's just.
08:38 Is it an Aaron baby?
08:40 Maybe it's just Zane.
08:42 All right.
08:44 There it is.
08:46 I can't tell if it's an Aaron baby or Zane baby, but I'll take it.
08:48 Aaron baby.
08:50 It can't be an Aaron baby. It's a mix of you and me.
08:52 I know, but you know what?
08:54 Let me have this, okay?
08:56 It's an Aaron baby.
08:58 Maybe I get my Gizzy Fangirls after you grab her.
09:00 Now you can see why.
09:02 What is that supposed to mean?
09:04 Don't worry about it.
09:06 I've got this.
09:08 I can meme this.
09:10 I know what to do.
09:12 I get to draw.
09:14 What does that mean?
09:16 We have to draw who we want, right?
09:18 Absolutely who we want.
09:20 I guess so.
09:22 I'm going to draw.
09:24 I've got this.
09:26 I've got my artistic skills to work.
09:28 Everyone, just take a moment to take this to yourselves.
09:30 We will see our beautiful art in a moment.
09:32 It took three extended versions of Lord of the Rings to watch.
09:34 To make this art.
09:36 What the?
09:38 Heart?
09:40 I think I got it.
09:42 What is this?
09:44 This showed up and I got a heart.
09:46 Now displaying artwork.
09:48 I want you to see this.
09:50 There.
09:52 You see me like that?
09:54 I just want to let you know I tried.
09:56 Good.
09:58 Oh my gosh.
10:00 Thank you.
10:02 I'm not very good at drawing bodies.
10:04 Here is mine.
10:06 It's lovely.
10:08 You like this.
10:10 Good.
10:12 Here I made you something too.
10:14 What did you make?
10:16 She is an angel.
10:18 You drew a dead cat?
10:20 What is wrong with you?
10:22 She is just an angel.
10:24 That's all.
10:26 You know what?
10:28 As long as he likes it, all that matters.
10:30 I drew the best art of all.
10:32 That's an okay picture of Aphmau.
10:34 I drew an even better one.
10:36 I imagined what if Aphmau was made of gold?
10:38 That's me.
10:40 Wow.
10:42 Is that a Roblox character?
10:44 No.
10:46 Why did you do that?
10:48 If you had long hair, it would cover the gold.
10:50 Why is my hair brown when I have black hair?
10:52 It's dark hair.
10:54 I love it.
10:56 I think everyone's art is perfect because it's their own expression of themselves.
10:58 My golden queen.
11:00 But I think Aaron's is better.
11:02 Just put that right there.
11:04 I do like the way you drew my mouth.
11:06 I'll give one to KC because I think she did a great job.
11:12 I think she copied mine a little bit.
11:14 I like the drawing of Aphmau.
11:18 But I don't want to give Aaron a vote.
11:22 I'll give it to Aphmau.
11:24 It is a good drawing of me, right?
11:26 I think I won.
11:28 If she wins, that means she's...
11:30 No.
11:32 Why is that knife so big?
11:34 I don't know why I have this.
11:36 It works.
11:38 What?
11:40 We're partners.
11:42 Aaron, I think we can be together now.
11:44 Just saying.
11:46 I noticed you killed everyone.
11:48 Look at you.
11:50 You're so cute.
11:52 Hey, Aaron.
11:54 How are you doing?
11:56 Wait, why do you have a phone?
11:58 Make the best fan tribute?
12:00 We can edit.
12:02 Is it a picture?
12:04 Hey, guys.
12:06 Did you all get a phone too?
12:08 We need to meet back here to show our tribute.
12:10 Let's go.
12:12 I need to make something good for KC.
12:14 I think I did all of the editing.
12:16 Yeah, it should be.
12:18 Present your tributes.
12:20 I will volunteer as tribute.
12:22 KC likes it.
12:24 I will be a tribute for Aaron any day.
12:26 Let's gather together.
12:28 I have the best fan tribute I've ever shown you.
12:30 Are you ready to go?
12:32 Here we go.
12:34 Wait a minute.
12:36 Me?
12:38 Okay.
12:40 I believe in you.
12:42 I love him so much.
12:44 He is so handsome and smart.
12:46 KC.
12:48 KC.
12:50 KC.
12:52 What?
12:54 What was that?
12:56 You know.
12:58 Let's move on to the next one.
13:00 You made one of these.
13:02 As a fan.
13:04 I have the edit.
13:06 I have the fan cam.
13:08 I have the save.
13:10 That was when you were jogging.
13:12 I think I was pretty good.
13:14 I did my best.
13:16 Look at her.
13:18 Here we go.
13:20 You were filming her.
13:22 You were filming me.
13:24 I was trying to find out your secrets.
13:26 Where you keep your treasure.
13:28 I was in the middle of getting Aaron's pictures.
13:30 I can clearly see you spying on me.
13:32 [Laughing]
13:34 Hey Aph.
13:36 Why don't we show mine next?
13:38 Let's show Zane's.
13:40 [Laughing]
13:42 Oh my goodness.
13:44 I'm trying to make it pretty obvious.
13:46 How did I not notice?
13:48 You call yourself a fan?
13:50 Never saw him?
13:52 KC.
13:54 Aaron, what about yours?
13:56 I guess we saved the best for last.
13:58 What do you guys think?
14:00 I love this song.
14:02 Oh my gosh.
14:04 Aaron.
14:08 It's cute.
14:10 It's simple.
14:12 You know me so well.
14:14 You look like you were sneaking up on her.
14:16 He was cherishing the moment.
14:18 It's okay when he doesn't call a cinematic zoom.
14:20 What ever.
14:22 We have a vote?
14:24 We are doing this again.
14:26 Aaron has my vote.
14:28 Who's next?
14:30 I voted for yours.
14:34 That was a picture of Aaron.
14:36 I'd rather go for the video this time.
14:38 You are a fan of my work.
14:40 I don't care about cinematic zooms.
14:42 You know what? KC I'm going to give it to you.
14:44 Please don't sneak into my room.
14:46 He's taking a picture.
14:48 As Zane's number one fan.
14:50 I have to vote for him.
14:52 I'm not going to vote for the creepy one.
14:54 I thought it was pretty good.
14:56 Even though I don't remember her taking those pictures.
14:58 Oh my gosh! He's talking to me!
15:00 Give me his heart.
15:02 Wait, that means you win though Aaron.
15:04 What happened?
15:06 Is it you or just gold?
15:08 I want a trophy of myself.
15:10 Here baby you can have it.
15:12 I'll take a gold trophy.
15:14 Stay away Ian. It's mine.
15:16 Thank you so much. I'll be sure to treasure this forever.
15:18 There we go. It can sleep right there.
15:20 It can sleep right next to the baby so the baby can know a true idol.
15:22 There we go.
15:24 Zane, what do you have?
15:26 Another block.
15:28 There's a new block. It looks like a Tamagotchi.
15:30 It looks like a security badge or something.
15:32 Convention time!
15:34 Guys it's time!
15:36 Let's see what happens.
15:38 What kind of a convention? What do you mean?
15:40 I don't know but we're going to find out.
15:42 What am I looking at here?
15:44 It's a convention. Here on the server.
15:46 Our babies are here.
15:48 Nice.
15:50 We're going to beat Aaron.
15:52 Let's take a look around.
15:54 Oh great.
15:56 They need this.
15:58 Aphmau merch.
16:00 Wait. Why does it want an Aaron and Kasey drawing?
16:02 I did not raise.
16:04 I want a bunch of Aphmau stuff.
16:06 Kasey let's split up and get this done.
16:08 I will absolutely make sure you get what you want baby.
16:10 Even if I don't agree with it because I want to support you.
16:12 And love you and everything that you love.
16:14 Especially if you have a fandom.
16:16 Hey out there. There's a whole bunch over here.
16:18 Get out of here.
16:20 That's mine.
16:22 Aphmau. What?
16:24 Over here.
16:26 I'll get a poster.
16:28 Thanks for leaving the way Aph.
16:30 Don't worry about it.
16:32 I will put this poster to my baby.
16:34 I know our kids want stuff but
16:36 I don't see much Ian merch here.
16:38 I have a complaint for whoever runs this convention.
16:40 You're not getting stuff for you.
16:42 You're getting stuff for your kid.
16:44 I know.
16:46 I would just like one.
16:48 Kasey where's our kid?
16:50 Still need a shirt right?
16:52 Same where's our child?
16:54 I thought you had an eye on him.
16:56 Yours is over there.
16:58 Baby here.
17:00 I got the wrong shirt.
17:02 Oh great.
17:04 I think we got all the things we need.
17:06 We do.
17:08 We got the Aphmau doll.
17:10 The Aaron shirt.
17:12 And the Aaron and Kasey poster.
17:14 There we go.
17:16 Wait.
17:18 Oh my gosh.
17:20 Look the crew.
17:22 I guess we were good parents after all.
17:24 Why do they have knives?