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00:04 You've got a lot of dark matter. So much untapped potential.
00:08 [music]
00:12 Ready to power up?
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01:06 Now that's a big change!
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01:12 Keep taking in that dark matter and you'll get more powerful than you can imagine.
01:17 [music]
01:20 Need some new clothes?
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01:26 Yeah, it's really coming down.
01:28 When did you guys learn Japanese?
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01:31 Hi there, new kid.
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01:44 Feel free to come back if you get your ass kicked.
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01:55 That's gonna take a lot of cheesy poofs.
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01:59 Tell your friends!
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02:12 That's real pumped up on Mr. Hankey's magic.
02:14 You think you can beat him and his dark army this time, new kid?
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02:28 Huh, no one's here.
02:30 Oh well, choose your cards.
02:32 We'll need all the bullshit we can to defeat Mr. Hankey.
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02:40 Well, I don't really appreciate tardiness, but the trial must go on.
02:43 Now think carefully about what you pick.
02:45 You'll be playing these rules for a while.
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02:48 Okay, well I don't know how much longer we can wait for the other team to get here.
02:50 Or maybe they're already here.
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03:18 So, what do we got here, fellas?
03:20 Check this out.
03:22 Meteor storm!
03:24 Good choice. We're sure to win now.
03:26 And then this snow day will finally be over and we can all go back to school.
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03:31 Ha ha! Surprise!
03:33 If you want to get to Mr. Hankey, you're gonna have to go through me.
03:37 God damn it, Cartman, what are you doing?
03:39 I'm finally gonna live the life I've always dreamt of, Cam.
03:41 A life with no school.
03:44 Mr. Hankey is ruining South Park. We can't keep living like this.
03:47 Don't worry, you won't be living much longer anyways.
03:50 Mr. Hankey has given me the power of dark magic, and I'm gonna use it to destroy ye gads!
03:56 Sorry, new kid. I'm totally betraying you now.
03:58 Honestly, you should have seen this coming.
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04:04 Behold the might of the Grand Wizard.
04:07 Laser swords!
04:09 Arrow barrage!
04:10 Shield shockwave!
04:11 Extra health!
04:13 Sack my bars! Ha ha ha ha!
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04:17 With me and my dark army in control, we never have to go to school again!
04:20 You should be thanking me!
04:22 I fucking knew Cartman was onto something. We have to stop him.
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04:35 Something about this doesn't feel right.
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04:46 Oh, jeez! Did everyone switch to Eric's team?
04:48 Look at their eyes! Cartman's got them all hopped up on dark matter!
04:53 Dark matter? Oh, now that is bullshit!
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05:01 Be careful of those ice mages on the roof, new kid!
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05:33 New kid, don't let Cartman get away!
05:35 [music]
05:48 Oh, look, you're just like a little baby piggy.
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06:34 Freeze!
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06:38 It's the new kid!
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06:40 Target in position!
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07:52 He corrupted my ends, too? That's complete bullshit!
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09:14 I better not be out here for nothing!
09:16 This shall be your lot!
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09:27 More power, always good!
09:30 Remember, the real power comes from inside, or whatever.
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09:45 Careful, new kid! Dark matter makes these enemies stronger than anything you've fought before!
09:49 [music]
10:05 Bullshit!
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10:11 This is as far as you go!
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10:48 Damn it!
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10:52 No!
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11:26 Stop this!
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11:31 Drop the bomb!
11:32 [music]
11:48 Go fight!
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12:10 Damn it!
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12:38 Stay with, Player Willem!
12:39 That's a lot of healing you're doing! Make sure you take care of yourself too, okay?
12:42 [music]
12:47 Don't even bother resisting me, you guys! You're playing by my rules now!
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13:59 Wow! Who could have seen the Grand Wizard betraying us? What a surprise!
14:02 [music]
14:11 Here's what fate has in store for you!
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14:29 Need help? You can always check game FAQs.
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14:34 Excellent selection!
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14:37 See you soon!
14:38 [music]
14:51 Hey, we're back at Main Street! Sure feels different without Stan trying to axe murder us!
14:55 [music]
15:08 Are those... Necromancers? Necromancers? We banned those ages ago!
15:13 They're a threat!
15:14 [music]
15:18 You gotta take out those Necromancers or they'll keep reviving the others!
15:21 [music]
15:46 Holy jack!
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15:50 Oh, jeez, I'm burning!
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16:17 Don't listen to those guys, new kid! You can walk away from this!
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17:23 Bullshit!
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17:29 How dare you oppose the Grand Wizard!
17:31 The other team played a laser sword card! Don't let me get close!
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17:58 Tree power!
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19:59 Were those Necromancers? Maybe this will even the odds!
20:03 Behold! Several wonderful choices!
20:21 Don't forget you can upgrade! I've had my eye on that one myself.
20:25 [music]
20:52 New kid's going to ruin the game again, you guys. Don't trust him.
20:55 You're the one ruining the game, fat ass! After him!
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25:03 You've left me no choice, new kid.
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25:15 Mom! The new kid's trying to ruin my snow day time!
25:18 One minute, poopsikins. I just need to dab on a little more Christmas magic.
25:23 [music]
25:27 Come here! Stay away from my son!
25:30 How did the adults get access to dark matter? This sucks!
25:32 Well, technically we never wrote any rules about the adults playing or not.
25:36 [music]
25:41 I'm here!
25:42 [music]
25:46 Ready or...
25:47 [music]
25:48 Ready or...
25:49 What? Christmas spirit?
25:51 [music]
25:57 I'm ready!
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26:56 Shambler!
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27:21 Take this!
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28:32 Ice beam!
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28:48 Sit, sit, sit! I can't shake thee that hard!
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28:57 Come here, elf!
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29:10 Jump!
29:11 [music]
29:27 Come here!
29:28 [music]
29:39 Ow!
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29:47 Bullshit!
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29:53 This is as far as you go!
29:54 [music]
29:58 Come, run!
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30:07 Certified!
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30:17 Proceed!
30:18 [music]
30:37 What do you want?
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32:46 Get up!
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34:11 Wow, you took on those adults like a champ!
34:13 Here's an upgrade!
34:14 [music]
34:15 I've got some good stuff for you.
34:17 [music]
34:30 It's a wonderful choice.
34:31 [music]
34:33 I bid thee farewell.
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34:59 Ah, shit, there's more of them!
35:01 It's all the dark matter.
35:02 It's made the adults super shitty.
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36:42 You don't want to go down that road.
36:44 [music]
36:47 They say there's a fat little boy messing with dark magic down that road.
36:51 [music]
36:57 Doesn't want to go back to school, they say.
36:59 So he's tapping into an unholy power beyond comprehension.
37:03 [music]
37:12 You went down that road. Regretting it, aren't you? They always do.
37:16 [music]
37:25 Get over here, poser!
37:27 [music]
37:45 The cards are getting impatient, and so am I.
37:48 Big tower vibes. Cool.
37:52 [music]
37:55 I studied under one of the most--
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38:18 Come on! You must have known you were disposable.
38:21 And lucky for me, Mr. Hankey gave me some of his power.
38:24 And now, I can do this.
38:26 [music]
38:33 Awesome! Doesn't it look just like me, you guys? But we're both super buff.
38:37 Get 'em, giant me!
38:38 Screw you guys!
38:41 [music]
38:44 Oh, fuck yeah, go me!
38:46 [music]
38:47 You can't hit us. Na-na-na-na-na-na.
38:49 [music]
38:52 Yeah, you like that?
38:55 [music]
38:58 Suck on these meteors!
39:00 [music]
39:07 Just give up.
39:08 [music]
39:13 Other me totally got you.
39:14 [music]
39:17 Ha!
39:18 [music]
39:21 Ha-ha!
39:22 [music]
39:23 Yeah!
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39:25 Defend me from these assholes!
39:26 [music]
39:29 Ha-ha! I'm so--
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39:31 Look at you healing everyone else all the time.
39:33 You'll get a niceness sticker.
39:34 [music]
39:39 Whoa!
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39:44 Eat snow, new kid.
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39:52 Ha!
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40:06 Stay down!
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40:08 Meteor storm!
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40:16 Just try and get through this.
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40:19 Other me totally got you.
40:21 [music]
40:22 Oh, fuck yeah, go me!
40:24 [music]
40:29 [screams]
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40:31 [screams]
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40:33 Check this out, new kid.
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40:39 Oh, no. Which one is the real Grand Wizard?
40:41 [music]
40:46 Burn, new kid.
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41:03 Player one, that was close.
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41:06 Do over is declared.
41:08 The other team rises from the dead.
41:09 [music]
41:11 Eat fireball.
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41:47 Wizard's blade.
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42:35 [screams]
42:36 God damn it, new kid. Knock it off.
42:38 [music]
42:40 Shields up.
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42:42 New kids, you have disobeyed the Grand Wizard.
42:44 And by the laws of Daron, I may dispose of you as I please.
42:48 [music]
42:52 Ooh, yes.
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42:56 Yeah, you like that?
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42:59 Ah, just give up.
43:00 [music]
43:01 Balrog, shadow clone technique.
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43:07 Can you find me, new kid? Can you?
43:09 [music]
43:16 Burn, new kid.
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43:22 Damn it, new kid. Now piss off.
43:24 [music]
43:35 Eat snow, new kid.
43:36 [music]
43:37 Oop, you can't hit us.
43:39 [music]
43:43 Ow.
43:44 [music]
43:46 Yes.
43:47 [music]
43:48 [laughs]
43:49 [music]
43:51 Eat fireball.
43:53 [music]
43:54 Ah.
43:55 [music]
43:57 [laughs]
43:58 I summon meteor storm.
44:00 [music]
44:04 We totally kicked your ass.
44:06 [music]
44:12 Ooh.
44:13 Bubble shield, go.
44:14 [music]
44:17 Other me totally got you.
44:18 [music]
44:20 Burn, new kid.
44:21 [music]
44:24 Ah.
44:25 [music]
44:26 Whoa.
44:27 [music]
44:29 Ooh.
44:30 [music]
44:32 [laughs]
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44:39 No, I don't want to get skinned, Blitz.
44:42 [music]
45:03 Golly, Player One.
45:04 You picked up a bunch of dark matter.
45:06 High five, buddy.
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45:39 Okay, uh, everyone have a nice dinner?
45:41 Man, I am stuffed.
45:42 I think I ate too much.
45:43 [laughs]
45:44 [music]
45:46 So, Coop, back to the game, I guess.
45:48 I believe we're about to join forces in Battle of Mr. Hankey, right?
45:51 Fuck you, Cartman.
45:52 We're not playing with you anymore.
45:53 Yeah, you tried to kill us with dark matter.
45:54 You're out of the game.
45:55 Well, except you can't kick me out of the game because I'm the Grand Wizard.
45:58 So?
45:59 So you're going to need my help.
46:00 We know you're not going to help because you still don't want to go back to school.
46:03 He's right.
46:04 You were pretty adamant about not wanting to go back to school.
46:06 Well, I've changed my mind.
46:08 The truth is none of this is my fault.
46:10 I think we all know whose fault it is.
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46:15 It's been just a shitshow of rules-breaking, and I got caught up in it just like Stan did,
46:19 and just like the new kid does all the time.
46:21 But we have to find Mr. Hankey and stop this storm.
46:23 Maybe Eric feels bad and wants to redeem himself.
46:25 We should let him play.
46:27 He just wants to join us so he can betray us again.
46:29 I want to join you because that's the rules.
46:31 The losing clan has to join forces with whoever defeated them, right?
46:34 That's your rule, Kyle.
46:35 And I understand how important rules are because if we don't have rules,
46:39 then the new kid's just going to ruin the game like always.
46:41 He's got a point there.
46:43 Enough talk.
46:44 We have to take Mr. Hankey down before more people die.
46:46 [music]
46:47 Come unload that dark matter in here.
46:50 [music]
46:58 Need some new threads?
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47:02 You've got a lot of dark matter.
47:04 So much untapped potential.
47:07 You're full of shit now.
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47:16 Great choice.
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47:46 Keep taking in that dark matter and you'll get more powerful than you can imagine.
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47:54 Man, the new kid is always ruining the game.
47:56 Am I right?
47:57 You're so full of shit, Cartman.
47:58 Our games do always get messed up when the new kid's involved.
48:01 Behold, the land of Zaron.