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00:00This place is a trip, a nightmare version of my already nightmarish hometown, but no
00:11time to play tourist.
00:12I've got to save the day and find the gang... again.
00:25The show has arrived.
00:52Always wonder what the blood of a slayer would taste like.
00:56Looks like I'm gonna get my chance.
00:59Hey, listen.
01:00I've gotta go.
01:01No.
01:02No, you just stay right there.
01:03Don't get up.
01:39What have we here?
01:45That was almost too easy.
02:07The star of the show has arrived.
02:09Can a slayer clown play?
02:14Oye mi, what are you looking at?
02:35You thought you were tough, now you're just dead.
02:44What do we have here?
02:53Locked.
02:55What's with the security around here?
03:00Buffy, can you get me out of here?
03:08Not yet.
03:09It's locked with a key card and I don't have one.
03:11You mean like this one?
03:14That's the one and I'll get that from you how exactly.
03:17Can you work your way around to the window?
03:19I'll throw it down to you.
03:22No problemo.
03:23Give me a minute.
03:27A ticket to the Mexican Masked Wrestling Movie Festival.
03:33Xander would be in heaven.
03:44You look familiar.
03:45Have we met?
03:57Ow!
04:09Apparently, not the way.
04:14Little pigs, little pigs.
04:16Ah, never mind.
04:18I'll find another way.
04:23And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
04:35Oh, come on.
04:37When did movie theater security get this tight?
04:51Excellent.
04:52You can never have too many of these.
04:58Always wonder what the blood of a slayer would taste like.
05:01Looks like I'm gonna get my chance.
05:22The gate's locked.
05:44It must unlock from the other side.
05:46A water pump.
05:50But with no pumping.
05:52Story of my life.
05:57That's gonna leave him.
05:59A water pump, but with no pumping.
06:02Story of my life.
06:05Simple wooden stake.
06:07Don't leave home without it.
06:11Excellent.
06:12You can never have too many of these.
06:42Can the slayer come out and play?
07:11And that's all she wrote.
07:21A spark plug.
07:22All shiny and new.
07:34Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors.
07:38Just not this one.
08:06Great.
08:07Low-tide blast.
08:08Now if only it didn't have that aromatic, low-tide smell.
08:10Great.
08:11Low-tide blast.
08:12Now if only it didn't have that aromatic, low-tide smell.
08:40And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
09:04Buffy!
09:05Here!
09:06Thanks, Will.
09:07Be right with ya.
09:08Not gonna happen.
09:09The star of the show has arrived.
09:11You should've never have left the crypt today.
09:38What have we here?
10:07Ah, fancy meeting you here.
10:36That was almost too easy.
11:04Don't suppose you brought any popcorn?
11:07Maybe we can get some on the way out.
11:20One down, three to go.
11:47Next.
12:01Fresh meat.
12:07And that's all she wrote.
12:21Always wondered what the blood of a slayer would taste like.
12:24Looks like I'm gonna get my chance.
12:53Hey look, someone learned to whittle.
13:16The star of the show has arrived.
13:45First floor.
13:48Is that the best you've got?
14:11Look, and it's not even my birthday.
14:34Basement.
14:54Should help shed a little light on things.
15:00Looks like we've finally found somewhere that can hold you.
15:04Give a girl a hand, Buffy.
15:06Getting kind of claustrophobic in here.
15:08Let's see what I can do.
15:37Second floor.
15:42That's more like it.
16:08Let's go.
16:31Combination to the vault.
16:34No wonder people hold up bags if they make it this easy.
17:02Third floor.
17:15Basement.
17:22Come on, bored now.
17:25Just so many distractions around here.
17:28I was soaking up the ambience.
17:40Two to go.
17:4150-50, that's not bad.
17:43Except in those fun life or death scenarios.
18:06First floor.
18:19Never should have come into my town.
18:48Locked.
19:01What's with the security around here?
19:21Always wondered what the blood of a slayer would taste like.
19:24Looks like I'm going to get my chance.
19:43Time for some first aid.
19:52Always wondered what the blood of a slayer would taste like.
19:55Looks like I'm going to get my chance.
20:02It sucks to be you.
20:05Mom always said my room's overridden with open doors.
20:08Just not this one.
20:13What have we here?
20:18What have we here?
20:47What have we here?
20:50What have we here?
20:53What have we here?
20:56Can't you see I'm dying here?
21:06And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
21:11Some kids have a blankie as a comfort object.
21:14Buffy has a sharp piece of wood.
21:23Now if only I had that little blue chalk.
21:28Hellfire in a bottle.
21:30Wish I'd thought of that.
21:42I was wondering how long it would take before you showed up.
21:45Does it come as a surprise that you're not my top priority?
21:50I didn't ask to be teleported to this dimension.
22:03Just one more for a full set.
22:10What do we have here?
22:13Hellfire in a bottle.
22:15Wish I'd thought of that.
22:40Apparently not the way.
23:02What do we have here?
23:15So you must be one of the good guys.
23:20The stairs are open. I'll have to find another way.
23:33What do we have here?
23:37Can the Slayer come out and play?
24:06What do we have here?
24:21What have we here?
24:50Fancy meeting you here.
24:54Thought I smelled something sweet.
24:59So what happened?
25:00Had a little window shopping to do.
25:14That's everyone. Time I join them.
25:27Hello there.
25:36Hasn't been done for.
25:48I spy one.
26:09Hey, sweet. I was wondering when you was gonna get here.
26:12You couldn't have explained all this to me the last time I saw you?
26:17So how are you here?
26:39And now we're trapped here with you.
26:43How's that old song go, doll?
26:45If you were the only girl in the world and I was the only dummy...
26:48Nah, that ain't it.
26:49There's got to be another way to do this.
26:51What choice do you have? Somebody's gotta win the contest.
26:54Better for you if you survive it.
26:56Maybe there is a choice.
26:58If we can destroy the first, then we all get to live and Ethan doesn't get the power he wants.
27:03Giles mentioned Hope's Dagger.
27:06Have you ever heard of it?
27:07As a matter of fact, I have.
27:10Right. Start again.
27:13What is this dagger now?
27:15Hope's Dagger.
27:17It's some kind of blade constructed from the very first ray of light ever to shine on the Earth.
27:21It was magically gathered in the 12th century and forged into a blade by Cassandra Raine.
27:26I'm sorry. Did you say Raine?
27:29Yes, Ethan. Your ancestor.
27:32Seems she was a warrior for the powers that be at that time.
27:36So what happened with Cassandra and the First, I mean?
27:39They fought. Cassandra hurt the First, but before she could kill it, it took her down.
27:44Hope's Dagger had changed her though. She was immortal.
27:47Since the First couldn't kill her, it tore apart and scattered the pieces of her body throughout a world of its own creation.
27:54This world.
27:56So, if we put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
28:00Exactly.
28:02The First hid the dagger here, just like it did Cassandra's body parts.
28:06Her soul is tied to the dagger, so if we can resurrect her, she'll be able to find it.
28:11Then not only do we win, but we destroy Big Daddy Evil forever, and Ethan doesn't get Jack.
28:17Um, not to burst anyone's bubble, but how do we know where to even begin looking for the scattered remains of a 12th century warrior woman?
28:27Evil Realm big. Very big.
28:31Oh, I already know where to find a piece of her. Well, two actually.
28:35Word in the shadows says Cassandra Raine's eyes are in the morgue at Sunnydale Hospital.
28:40There are too many demons in here. Sid and I'll have to move fast. I don't want to waste time with fights we can avoid.
29:09Stay here. Don't move. We'll be back.
29:21It makes me feel all warm and tense up here.
29:24Come on, Slayer. Those eyes ain't gonna find themselves. Let's go.
29:41Hey, lay off! Slayer, give me a hand!
29:44Hey, lay off! Slayer, give me a hand!
29:50Buffy. Summers. Vampire Slayer. Thinking there's a word in there you missed.
30:01Can't you see I'm dying here?
30:03Sharp. Pointy. I think I'm in line.
30:20You look like a girl.
30:33Buffy. Summers. Vampire Slayer. Thinking there's a word in there you missed.
30:42Come on, Slayer. Those eyes ain't gonna find themselves. Let's go.
30:47You'll find the strangest things wandering around this place.
30:52Some...
30:53Come on, Slayer. Those eyes ain't gonna find themselves. Let's go.
31:02Come on, Slayer. Those eyes ain't gonna find themselves. Let's go.
31:12Bring on the bloodshed!
31:18Hey, lay off! Slayer, give me a hand!
31:32Not gonna happen.
31:34What do we have here? Ouch. Hot potato.
31:58Locked.
32:05No go. We'll have to find another way.
32:08Wait, boost me up there. I'll have a look on the other side.
32:13Hey, hey, easy on the merchandise, sister. I bruise easy, you know.
32:34Hey, hey, easy on the merchandise, sister. I bruise easy, you know.
33:04Whoa!
33:34Take this!
34:04Whoa!
34:29And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
34:35Nice work, Cid. For a puppet.
34:38Hey, I'm no ordinary puppet. Now why don't you get us out of here?
34:42Hey, I'm no ordinary puppet. Now why don't you get us out of here?
35:03I'll check in here. You take a look through the offices.
35:12I'll check in here. You take a look through the offices.
35:34Sharp, shiny, deadly. All my favorite things rolled into one.
35:42I'll check in here. You take a look through the offices.
35:45I'll check in here. You take a look through the offices.
36:08Holy water. You gotta work with your eyes and ears behind you.
36:16Ow!
36:17Oh!
36:19Ow!
36:45Just die already.
36:48Ow!
36:58You're a bad dog.
37:05You kick like a girl.
37:09Never succumb to my town.
37:18Ow!
37:31Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just... not this one.
37:40Some kids have a blankie as a comfort object.
37:43Buffy has a sharp piece of wood.
37:45The elevator controls. I need a keycard to open them.
38:15Ow!
38:45Ow!
38:51I spy with my little eye...
38:54You call yourself a vampire? Pathetic.
39:07Time for some first aid.
39:10Apparently, not the way.
39:15Ow!
39:29Ow!
39:34Ow!
39:38Ow!
39:46Ow!
39:56Fresh meat.
40:15Ow!
40:24That was almost too easy.
40:26Little pigs, little pigs.
40:28Ah, never mind. I'll find another way.
40:37Next.
40:39Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just... not this one.
40:52Apparently, not the way.
40:55Little pigs, little pigs.
40:57Ah, never mind. I'll find another way.
41:09Hey, listen. I've gotta go.
41:11No, no, you just stay right there. Don't get up.
41:28And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
41:38Ow!
41:45Ow!
41:47Ow!
41:48Ow!
41:49Ow!
42:11What have we here?
42:19Ow!
42:50Ow!
42:59Ow!
43:11Locked.
43:13What's with the security around here?
43:16Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just... not this one.
43:34Just what I was looking for.
43:37Ow!
43:43Just what I need for all those nicks and scrapes. And, you know, mortal wounds.
43:50Ugh. I don't even want to know what happened here.
44:07Oh.
44:12Hello there.
44:17Oh my!
44:36Huh.
44:57Whoa! Ow!
45:02Ow!
45:06What?
45:24Gee bats. Where's your sidekick?
45:30Hellfire and a-
45:31What do we have here?
45:37Huh?
45:48Mom!
45:59Ow!
46:01Mom!
46:06Ow!
46:13Yoo-hoo! Looking for me?
46:15Oh! Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
46:37In!
46:41In!
46:44Go! Go! Go! Go!
46:48Next!
46:52You'll find the strangest things wandering around this place.
47:06In!
47:11In!
47:27In!
47:30In!
47:37In!
47:45Sid! I wondered where you disappeared to.
47:48Me? You're the one who disappeared. Come here!
47:52In!
48:02This is the only way out. And no offense to your hips, babe, but you're not gonna fit.
48:07Better give me a boost up there and Sid'll save the day.
48:10In!
48:11In!
48:22In!
48:24In!
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48:47In!
48:52Ah, rats.
49:04In!
49:05In!
49:19All boarded up. I'm not gonna get in there with just my hand.
49:28In!
49:31In!
49:32Just my luck.
49:34In!
49:35Ah, rats.
49:53In!
49:58In!
50:03In!
50:13A hammer. Someone's gonna get nailed. And I don't mean in a good way.
50:18In!
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50:55Just my luck.
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51:27In!
51:53Eureka! And what the hell does that mean, anyway?
51:58In!
52:00In!
52:02In!
52:28Thought I smelled something sweet.
52:43This door is locked by a palm scanner. Even if I had the right hand, I can't even reach the scanner.
52:52Look at that. I just went to...
52:54I just went to...
52:56Nice work, Sned. Hey, wait! Where are you going?
53:03I found a shortcut. See you in the morgue.
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54:23Not gonna happen.
54:36Ought to be able to use these hospital records to figure out where Cassandra's eyes are stored. I'll find them. Watch my back.
54:53In!
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55:23In!
55:26Got it! They're in that jar over there! Grab them!
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56:16Have a look.
56:20Getting any mojo vibes, Will?
56:23I don't know. It's almost like I can feel that using them should be simple, but I don't know how. Anyone else have any ideas?
56:33Should have just sent the southern puppet.
56:36Wait a minute. We're all here for a reason. Well, the rest of us are here because Ethan picked us, and Sid just wants to get away from the First. But what about Ethan? Maybe this is why he's here.
56:47Don't look at me. You're trying to keep me from getting the power I've worked for all these years, and you want me to help? You're all daft.
56:54No, I think Xander's right. She's your ancestor, Ethan. You've got to take the eyes.
57:12Now we're cooking with gas.
57:17You are a fool, Slayer. Did you truly think that you could do such a thing in this place without me knowing your every move?
57:28You know, for a being that likes a good wager, you seem awful eager to disrupt the contest before it's over.
57:34Little matchstick man, do not try my patience. You are not even a part of this contest.
57:42The only reason I do not destroy you is that I am savoring the nurturing of hope in your heart, just as I will enjoy bearing witness to the destruction of that hope.
57:54Now, Slayer, it is time for the contest to begin.
58:00Ready?
58:02Can I go home now?
58:04Let's go.
58:09Just me and you, buddy. And I can see you're not going to be much company.