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00:00:00 [ Music ]
00:00:29 >> Modern monetary theory, the heterodox.
00:00:33 A new way of thinking of economics.
00:00:39 Outside the traditional, the old ways.
00:00:42 Gold standard versus some nebulous paperback bet.
00:00:47 What does it all mean?
00:00:51 No one knows anymore.
00:00:54 Our government prints money like newspapers of old.
00:00:59 What is it all based on?
00:01:01 What value does it have?
00:01:02 Is there any gold in Fort Knox?
00:01:03 Was there ever?
00:01:06 We are now simply a collection of things.
00:01:09 Things we acquire.
00:01:12 I say to hell with it all.
00:01:15 Our car, our laptop, our phone, our home.
00:01:19 If we're lucky enough to be a homeowner, these things are how we now assess value.
00:01:24 Success, prosperity.
00:01:26 But are they?
00:01:27 Are things our value?
00:01:31 What do we need to be happy?
00:01:33 What do we want?
00:01:35 How far are we willing to go to get it?
00:01:45 This is the human being's daily dilemma, your daily dilemma.
00:01:50 And I'm saved by the bell, or rather you are.
00:01:52 [ Music ]
00:02:04 >> Dr. Loader!
00:02:08 Philip!
00:02:10 Hey, Phil!
00:02:12 >> Yeah, Greg.
00:02:14 >> Geez.
00:02:16 I didn't see you in the lounge, so did you read my article?
00:02:20 >> Micro-lending interest matrixes in Bangladesh as a template for African tribal economics.
00:02:25 >> I think you're going to find the subject matter invigorating.
00:02:29 >> How is my parking permit situation coming along?
00:02:33 >> Yes, yes, yes.
00:02:34 I'm working on that, Phil.
00:02:35 It's a complicated system here.
00:02:37 Lots of precedent and seniority and--
00:02:40 >> The two twatwaffles are still in diapers and here they are parking on the front lines.
00:02:46 [ Music ]
00:02:50 >> I'm a simple man and I sing a simple song.
00:02:54 I sing a simple song because I know it won't take long.
00:02:58 It makes me happy.
00:03:03 The life I lead is free because nothing bothers me.
00:03:07 When the sun's in the skies, I open my eyes.
00:03:10 When it's cold and bleak, I go to sleep and I'm happy.
00:03:16 Goodbye to all confusion.
00:03:20 This becomes part of dissolution.
00:03:24 Sunshine fills an empty day and it carries all my blues away.
00:03:36 The life I lead is free because nothing bothers me.
00:03:39 The things it buys don't set you free.
00:03:42 Got everything I need and life's just fine and I sometimes drink a little wine and I'm happy.
00:03:50 I think about the girls sometimes, sing them a song or write a few lines.
00:03:54 They tell me it makes them feel so good.
00:03:56 I'd do it some more if I could.
00:03:58 It makes them happy.
00:04:00 [ Horn Honking ]
00:04:02 >> Get out of here, man.
00:04:03 What are you doing?
00:04:04 [ Music ]
00:04:17 Goodbye to all confusion.
00:04:20 This becomes part of dissolution.
00:04:24 Sunshine fills an empty day and it carries all my blues away.
00:04:35 Well, I hope you like my simple song.
00:04:37 It's a secret in life if you want to live long.
00:04:39 Don't speed up, just slow right down.
00:04:41 Always smile, never frown.
00:04:43 You'll be happy.
00:04:47 I'm a simple man and I sing a simple song.
00:04:51 Because I know it won't take long to make me happy.
00:04:55 [ Music ]
00:05:01 [ Typing ]
00:05:15 [ Telephone Chime ]
00:05:18 [ Music ]
00:05:42 >> Is this on the list I emailed you?
00:05:44 >> Yes, Phil, it's on your list. That's why you were invited.
00:05:48 Time to gather. Beautiful dress.
00:05:51 >> This old thing? I only wear this when I don't care how I look.
00:05:54 >> It's a wonderful life.
00:05:55 >> It's not.
00:05:56 >> Hello, everyone. We're about to get started.
00:06:00 >> I want to thank all of you for coming here.
00:06:03 >> Exquisite property, Del.
00:06:04 >> That's why we brought you.
00:06:06 >> Let's go inside.
00:06:08 >> All of this stonework comes from an artisanal quarry on the outskirts of Istanbul.
00:06:13 And more importantly, did anybody notice the classic Mansour roof?
00:06:18 It's just absolutely stunning.
00:06:20 The main building is designed as living quarters.
00:06:24 This wing is dedicated to entertainment.
00:06:27 There's a movie theater down the hall.
00:06:29 You've got your bowling alley, of course, and you've got your game room as well.
00:06:37 Notice the craftsmanship, the attention to detail, the value per square foot.
00:06:45 Gander at the iconic columns, the large dome ceiling above the grand foyer.
00:06:51 >> Excuse me, Del.
00:06:52 >> Yes?
00:06:53 >> Is this Italian marble?
00:06:54 >> Italian marble? Oh, God, no.
00:06:56 It's Greek, widely known for its quality.
00:07:00 It's considered vastly superior to Italian marble.
00:07:03 And quite a bit more lira.
00:07:05 >> Oops, sorry.
00:07:07 >> Um, Greece, huh? So it's going to be real cheap soon.
00:07:11 Giving it away with all those olives.
00:07:13 >> Very funny.
00:07:15 >> Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll follow me, please.
00:07:19 >> I mean, this place will be a minimum, minimum, two million bucks cheaper come spring.
00:07:24 I'd hold out if I were you.
00:07:27 I teach economics at Brockton.
00:07:29 I can see the trends before they're trends.
00:07:32 >> Excuse me, ladies.
00:07:35 Phil?
00:07:38 Maybe we have a word?
00:07:41 >> What the hell are you doing?
00:07:42 >> What?
00:07:43 >> What are you doing?
00:07:44 >> Ten million fucking dollars?
00:07:45 I have places I wanted to see today.
00:07:47 You're wasting my time.
00:07:48 >> I'm wasting your time?
00:07:49 >> Yes.
00:07:50 >> You're a waste of my time, Phil.
00:07:52 This house was on your list.
00:07:54 It was on your never going to happen in a million years list of properties that you can't even afford the landscaping for.
00:08:02 >> Oh.
00:08:04 >> That is quite the statement coming from a dirt pimp.
00:08:10 When have you created anything?
00:08:12 When have you made anything?
00:08:15 >> I don't make money.
00:08:16 >> Oh.
00:08:17 >> No, I make a lot of money.
00:08:18 I make it rain.
00:08:19 Everything about me screams success.
00:08:23 Something you wouldn't know anything about, Horacio.
00:08:26 You know, I wanted to take you off the group text, but I thought, no, let the asshole come down and see how delusional he is.
00:08:35 Rise up, Phil.
00:08:37 Get yourself a one-bedroom starter condo.
00:08:41 Like reasonable people do who have no equity, no money, no tenure.
00:08:46 Finish your little novella and pray that you get a ten-year teaching position with real pay.
00:08:54 Oh, wait, I forgot.
00:08:56 You're a dreamer, Phil.
00:08:58 Not a doer.
00:09:05 Good day, Phil.
00:09:09 Suck it, Del.
00:09:16 Suck it.
00:09:19 Suck it.
00:09:32 What's that you're ogling over there?
00:09:34 She got big boobs?
00:09:36 Oh, she's a looker?
00:09:39 Mid-century, darling.
00:09:41 Original plaster archways, heated marble bathroom floors, maple tongue and groove ceiling.
00:09:47 What's that say?
00:09:51 4.6.
00:09:52 4.6 what?
00:09:55 A million.
00:09:58 It's a home, Nick.
00:09:59 It's an investment for the future.
00:10:01 Stock market's no better than roulette.
00:10:02 It's like legalized gambling.
00:10:04 You know, you can't do things about these things.
00:10:06 You're all kinds of out of whack.
00:10:07 You make less than 50K a year.
00:10:09 How do you figure that?
00:10:10 I know your whole life story.
00:10:12 Adopted by Mormon missionaries, disowned by the faith for having sex with a married elder.
00:10:18 Straight C student at Harvard.
00:10:20 Played the orphan card to get in.
00:10:23 Played the little person card to stay in.
00:10:25 Divorced twice by the same woman who took every dollar you never had.
00:10:30 Now you bring home a wee bit under 50K as an adjunct professor lecturing spoiled dickweasels, that's a direct quote,
00:10:37 as to how to invest their trust funds so they never have to lift a finger of their rotten lives.
00:10:45 I'm actually going to quit drinking.
00:10:47 Yeah, you said that too.
00:10:49 I want a place I can call home, Nick.
00:10:52 Write my novel.
00:10:54 My own parking spot.
00:10:56 Worth a few other than garbage cans.
00:10:58 You know, American Dream.
00:11:00 Not packing boxes for Amazon.
00:11:03 Shit in a bucket living in a van in the desert.
00:11:06 4.6 million dollars is a lifetime of debt.
00:11:10 What should one do in a lifetime?
00:11:13 Live.
00:11:15 There's a philosopher.
00:11:19 [music]
00:11:48 [sigh]
00:11:50 [music]
00:12:18 240,000 with live in.
00:12:22 What does that mean?
00:12:24 [music]
00:12:41 What the hell is this, Phil?
00:12:46 Phil?
00:12:48 What the hell is this?
00:12:52 My new casa.
00:12:54 What am I doing here?
00:12:59 No, more importantly, what are you doing here?
00:13:03 See, I belong here. I'm a real estate agent.
00:13:07 I might sell this house. In fact, I might even buy this house.
00:13:12 You, however, have no hope in hell of ever, ever owning a property like this.
00:13:18 This one I can afford.
00:13:20 You're living in an alternate reality, my friend.
00:13:22 It says here in print, 5 million as is or 240,000 with live in.
00:13:29 The latter I can afford.
00:13:32 Classifieds?
00:13:33 Mm-hmm.
00:13:34 Who uses them anymore?
00:13:35 Apparently somebody.
00:13:37 Okay. 240K with live in.
00:13:40 Fake news.
00:13:42 Maybe. Maybe not.
00:13:44 Well, congratulations, Phil.
00:13:45 Maybe you found a seller who's as batshit crazy as you are.
00:13:49 What does live in mean?
00:13:50 Who the hell knows?
00:13:52 Maybe the place is haunted. It's a fucking poltergeist.
00:13:55 Maybe that's your living.
00:13:58 Loaded with termites, ready to collapse, an infestation of mice.
00:14:03 Condemned, probably.
00:14:05 Check it out for me.
00:14:08 There's got to be something wrong with this place.
00:14:11 Who are you?
00:14:24 Hi, I'm Del from Del and Friends.
00:14:26 All right.
00:14:27 I noticed that you had listed this exquisite house.
00:14:31 [♪♪♪]
00:14:59 It's a dream house.
00:15:01 It's elegant and stunning.
00:15:04 So us.
00:15:06 Yes, it is.
00:15:08 You getting in?
00:15:10 Eventually.
00:15:12 Eventually really comes, Philip.
00:15:15 Here I come.
00:15:17 [♪♪♪]
00:15:26 [♪♪♪]
00:15:29 Follow me.
00:15:31 The main house is immaculate.
00:15:33 It's worth every penny of the asking price.
00:15:36 Actually, she may be half a mil skinny.
00:15:39 Where are we going?
00:15:41 It's a separate quarters type deal.
00:15:45 Separate how?
00:15:47 [door opens]
00:15:49 [♪♪♪]
00:15:52 [door opens]
00:15:55 [door closes]
00:15:58 [footsteps]
00:16:01 [door opens]
00:16:04 [footsteps]
00:16:07 [sniffing]
00:16:09 [footsteps]
00:16:12 Well, okay.
00:16:14 Why are you showing me this? This is shit.
00:16:16 Shh.
00:16:19 This is where the live-in would live in.
00:16:25 Temporarily.
00:16:27 [sniffing]
00:16:29 [clears throat]
00:16:31 Let me just regurgitate this for clarity.
00:16:35 She will sell the house for 240K
00:16:42 if she gets to, uh, what's her name?
00:16:45 Astrid Fennelly.
00:16:46 Astrid, that's correct.
00:16:48 She'll live there until she croaks.
00:16:50 That's the deal.
00:16:51 Is she lucid?
00:16:53 Who knows? She's old, you know.
00:16:55 She's lonely.
00:16:57 Her husband passed away years ago.
00:16:58 They never had any children,
00:16:59 and she doesn't want to end up in a convalescence home.
00:17:03 Those places, those places are awful.
00:17:08 My mother's in one, okay? Trust me.
00:17:11 What if she lives another 20 years?
00:17:13 What then? That upstairs is unlivable.
00:17:15 I'm not a doctor, okay, but I'll say this.
00:17:19 She's actively dying, okay?
00:17:22 She's got that wheezing cough rattle, you know,
00:17:25 the one that old people get before they see Jesus.
00:17:28 She's, uh, in a wheelchair on oxygen,
00:17:31 and I believe she's still smoking.
00:17:33 I mean, who does that?
00:17:35 It's almost too good to be true.
00:17:39 Okay, okay.
00:17:41 It's all legal.
00:17:43 Now, we're gonna need a creative contract,
00:17:45 but that's, that's what I do.
00:17:47 Okay, and I get the whole house.
00:17:49 I get the entire house?
00:17:50 Every square inch of it.
00:17:52 I don't want to be called upon to caretake, to be clear.
00:17:55 I don't have compassion.
00:17:56 She's got a nurse. She's set.
00:17:58 She lives there, she dies there.
00:18:00 It's non-negotiable.
00:18:01 Okay, I get it.
00:18:02 However, you will be responsible for the maintenance payments,
00:18:06 the utilities, property taxes, lawn care.
00:18:09 It's not gonna be cheap, and it's 240K cash up front.
00:18:14 All up front?
00:18:16 Wait a minute.
00:18:18 You don't have it.
00:18:20 I got it.
00:18:22 You want to go split-seas with her?
00:18:26 No 50/50.
00:18:28 Okay, you shit pouch.
00:18:29 Now, you, you, you tell her I got the money.
00:18:32 Tell Astrid I got it.
00:18:34 Drop the contracts, and you keep your piehole shut.
00:18:37 You're my realtor.
00:18:39 There's ethics involved here, you know?
00:18:41 This is a fiduciary relationship.
00:18:43 Look it up, piss flap.
00:18:44 It's just an offer.
00:18:45 No, an offer unaccepted.
00:18:47 All right.
00:18:49 For the record, again, I don't advise liquidating your entire 401K retirement savings plan.
00:18:58 Oh, this is great risk and this is great reward.
00:19:01 Best I can do is 8-5.
00:19:06 That's an 1887 Morgan silver dollar.
00:19:09 That's worth 8 by itself.
00:19:11 Tell you what, I'll go 9.
00:19:13 Not a penny higher.
00:19:15 What's a...
00:19:22 What about that one?
00:19:24 Everything on that table's a dollar.
00:19:27 Oh, 50 cents for this one.
00:19:29 No, that's a buck.
00:19:30 One buck, that's the dollar table.
00:19:32 Come on, 50 cents.
00:19:33 You're trying to chisel me out of two quarters.
00:19:35 You know what? That is a collector's item for shit's sake.
00:19:38 Get out of here.
00:19:40 Give me that. Give me that. Give me that.
00:19:41 Go. Go. Get the hell out of here.
00:19:43 Everything on this table's two dollars.
00:19:50 Two hundred and thirty-eight thousand dollars and seven cents.
00:19:55 ♪ With you ♪
00:19:58 Do you have any of the maintenance records?
00:20:06 It's 30-something years old.
00:20:08 The maintenance record's disintegrated.
00:20:09 Dad, it's got an A-track.
00:20:11 Don't touch anything!
00:20:13 Sorry to die as a deadbeat, cat.
00:20:23 That's initial here, signature here on each page.
00:20:27 There. Oh, God.
00:20:29 It's supposed to be brainless, Phil.
00:20:31 Okey-dokey.
00:20:33 Congratulations.
00:20:36 You're a homeowner, my friend.
00:20:39 28% is a gift, my friend.
00:20:42 Take a credit, and you'll jump the fence.
00:20:45 ♪
00:20:48 ♪ These are the days that I have known ♪
00:21:15 ♪ Held in my hands, felt in my bones ♪
00:21:21 ♪ Mmm ♪
00:21:23 ♪ Mmm ♪
00:21:26 ♪ Mmm ♪
00:21:29 ♪ Mmm ♪
00:21:33 [birds chirping]
00:21:35 [horse neighing]
00:21:44 [fire crackling]
00:21:47 [phone ringing]
00:21:52 Oh, way.
00:21:57 Get lost.
00:22:00 [phone ringing]
00:22:02 Oh, God.
00:22:06 [glass shattering]
00:22:12 Oh, shit.
00:22:15 [growling]
00:22:23 [yelping]
00:22:25 [groaning]
00:22:29 [groaning]
00:22:31 [groaning]
00:22:35 [growling]
00:22:37 ♪ Ain't no flies on us ♪
00:22:48 ♪ Ain't no flies on us ♪
00:22:51 [humming]
00:22:53 ♪ Ain't no flies on us ♪
00:22:59 Now, what kind of person
00:23:02 throws shoes out of a window,
00:23:05 a dumbass stoner,
00:23:08 and clean up this glass, too?
00:23:10 The last thing on the world I want around here
00:23:12 is a belligerent teenager.
00:23:14 I'm sorry. I understand. I'll pay for the glass.
00:23:16 Well, good.
00:23:18 Got duct tape on your face.
00:23:22 I fell.
00:23:23 Did you hurt yourself? Did you break anything?
00:23:26 No, I'll be okay.
00:23:28 Because if you break anything, you pay for it.
00:23:30 And if you fix it, then you pay for that, too.
00:23:33 Mm-hmm.
00:23:35 Um, all right.
00:23:38 You must be Astrid.
00:23:39 Aren't you smart?
00:23:41 Imagine that, a professor who's got smarts.
00:23:44 Okay, well, it was nice to meet you.
00:23:47 Okay, better than the real thing.
00:23:53 The shower, the hot water,
00:23:56 it's really hot.
00:23:59 You want me to help you make the hot water colder?
00:24:02 No.
00:24:04 You want me to teach you how to run a shower?
00:24:07 No.
00:24:09 No, no, no, no.
00:24:11 Um, I set the temperature just right,
00:24:14 and then when I got in, the pipe started to rattle,
00:24:17 and it made a really loud noise,
00:24:19 and then maybe you heard it,
00:24:20 and then it turned--
00:24:22 it was something hot.
00:24:23 The hot water was--
00:24:25 it burned.
00:24:26 It burned me.
00:24:27 I got burned.
00:24:29 You think you're gonna live?
00:24:32 Yes.
00:24:34 Do you want me to get a plumber?
00:24:37 Yes, please.
00:24:39 You have to pay the plumber in cash.
00:24:41 He doesn't take credit.
00:24:44 Thank you.
00:24:46 [birds chirping]
00:24:52 Great, another kid.
00:24:55 [music]
00:25:03 ♪ And all I want is all that you possess ♪
00:25:12 ♪ And all I want is all that I can get ♪
00:25:22 ♪ And I can't breathe for the things I see ♪
00:25:32 ♪ And the things I want and I long to be ♪
00:25:38 ♪ And I crave much more than I ever need ♪
00:25:43 Phil.
00:25:44 That hasn't changed.
00:25:46 Whoa.
00:25:47 You're, uh--
00:25:49 you're all cut up there.
00:25:51 I had a mishap.
00:25:52 Is that duct tape?
00:25:53 Yes.
00:25:54 That stuff is not hygienic, Phil.
00:25:56 And it's awfully hard to remove.
00:25:58 I do have some Gugon in my office.
00:25:59 What can I do for you, Craig?
00:26:01 My article.
00:26:02 Have you gotten around to it yet?
00:26:03 Yeah.
00:26:04 I, um, haven't had a chance to read it yet.
00:26:07 I had a wild few days, Craig.
00:26:09 I moved.
00:26:10 I bought a house.
00:26:12 Shit, it's Hockey Mushrooms.
00:26:14 Congratulations.
00:26:16 Let me be the bearer of even more fantastic news.
00:26:20 Lot B, spot 334,
00:26:22 right behind the Humanities Building.
00:26:24 Don't tickle my nuts here, Craig.
00:26:26 No, no, this is not a nut tickling, as you say.
00:26:29 It goes on the rear right bumper.
00:26:31 Don't mess that up.
00:26:32 They're absolute gestapo about sticker placement.
00:26:34 Where does one put this on a scooter?
00:26:36 Scooter?
00:26:37 Doesn't go on a scooter.
00:26:39 You have a 1984 Saab 900.
00:26:41 License plate, B.
00:26:42 Yeah, I sold the car.
00:26:43 You sold the car?
00:26:44 I wanted a more fuel-efficient option.
00:26:46 Shit.
00:26:47 Screw me, running fella.
00:26:48 Craig.
00:26:49 Please release, release.
00:26:50 So, Lot B, it's for cars only.
00:26:52 It's not a scooter lot.
00:26:53 And the flippin' sticker is registered to your Saab plates.
00:26:56 What does it matter?
00:26:57 It's still my vehicle.
00:26:58 Parking spots are like kidney transplants around here, okay?
00:27:00 Now you have to register for the scooter lot.
00:27:02 Who knows how long that'll take.
00:27:04 My drivers tend to be a lot younger.
00:27:06 Three years of work on this.
00:27:07 My day's shot, Phil.
00:27:08 It's absolutely shot.
00:27:09 Oh, shit.
00:27:16 Shit.
00:27:17 What?
00:27:18 What?
00:27:19 Out, out, out.
00:27:20 Off, off, off, off.
00:27:21 Oh, my God.
00:27:22 You should probably watch that in private.
00:27:24 It's not what you think.
00:27:25 No, no, it's okay.
00:27:27 I prefer older partners.
00:27:30 What?
00:27:32 Can I buy you a beer?
00:27:34 Why would you do that?
00:27:35 Because it's not every day you see your favorite professor out and about in a social setting.
00:27:40 Your favorite professor?
00:27:41 By far.
00:27:42 That's very kind of you.
00:27:45 What makes you say that?
00:27:46 To what you're not that insecure, are you?
00:27:48 What?
00:27:49 No.
00:27:50 It's a little embarrassing, but I'll say it.
00:27:52 You're the reason I'm into economics.
00:27:55 Don't tell me anymore.
00:27:57 Your master's thesis on the economic plight of the middle American coal miner was poetry.
00:28:02 Pure poetry.
00:28:03 You read my master's thesis?
00:28:05 It's on my bedside table.
00:28:08 I'm with some friends.
00:28:09 We're all in your class.
00:28:11 Come on, let me buy you a beer, and I'll tell you how wonderful you are.
00:28:20 In the history of mankind, humankind, in every great story, in every great film,
00:28:29 your hero, he wants two things.
00:28:33 Number one, and this is by far the most important,
00:28:37 he wants to go home.
00:28:40 Even LeBron James, the king himself, changed the course of his career
00:28:44 by bringing a championship to his hometown of Cleveland.
00:28:49 Cleveland. Nobody wants to live in Cleveland.
00:28:53 And I, your humble cultural economics professor, have liquidated everything.
00:28:59 All for the dream of going home.
00:29:01 Power of four walls and a patch of grass.
00:29:03 American dream is as alive today as it's ever been.
00:29:07 What's number two?
00:29:11 Come here.
00:29:18 A sandwich.
00:29:20 Everybody wants a sandwich.
00:29:23 That is so true.
00:29:25 I'm so hungry.
00:29:27 Imagine.
00:29:30 Oh my god.
00:29:35 Dr. Loader, you are officially my favorite professor.
00:29:39 You must be a freshman.
00:29:41 Cultural economics? It's like watching paint dry.
00:29:45 Right.
00:29:46 I don't know about you, but I actually really like cooking.
00:29:49 Youth of the world so free.
00:29:51 So dumb.
00:29:53 Absolutely brainless.
00:29:55 Uh.
00:29:58 You want to share a ride home?
00:30:00 It's likely not on the way.
00:30:03 We could just go to your place.
00:30:05 I'm your professor, Claire. You're a student.
00:30:12 There's an unwritten code of ethics.
00:30:14 There's a written code to be clear.
00:30:16 You are...
00:30:18 Yeah.
00:30:19 I'm a graduate student.
00:30:21 You are?
00:30:23 Yeah.
00:30:24 And I'm 30.
00:30:26 Oh shit.
00:30:27 Yeah.
00:30:28 Shit.
00:30:29 So, you know, technically I'm not a student student.
00:30:32 I'm a consenting adult who happens to be taking your class.
00:30:38 And who happens to be really, really into you.
00:30:44 Yeah.
00:30:45 That's impressive, Claire.
00:30:47 Oh wow.
00:30:48 Oh, geez.
00:30:49 Are you okay?
00:30:52 Yeah.
00:30:53 Yeah, I was just, I didn't expect it to be so...
00:30:56 It's a common misconception.
00:30:59 An unfair stereotype, actually.
00:31:01 It's an unconscious bias that's plaguing society's perception in a clandestine way.
00:31:07 You know, it's a logical conclusion.
00:31:09 You talk too much.
00:31:10 Sorry, I'm just trying to go with the flow.
00:31:12 I can't believe this is happening.
00:31:14 The coal miner didn't set out to poison his lungs with the black soot of capitalism.
00:31:19 He set out, like all hardworking middle Americans did, to burrow a path to freedom.
00:31:25 A freedom he would never realize at the cost of his own virility.
00:31:31 It's poetry.
00:31:34 Yeah.
00:31:35 Oh.
00:31:38 Oh.
00:31:39 Oh.
00:31:40 It's poetry.
00:31:42 Oh, God.
00:31:43 You want to see something, please?
00:31:46 Yeah.
00:31:47 Whoa.
00:31:48 Oh, gosh, that's unexpected.
00:31:49 Someone's at the door.
00:31:53 No, it's the woodpecker.
00:31:55 It sounds like knocking.
00:32:01 That's what they do.
00:32:02 It's called drumming.
00:32:03 It's repetitive pecking at a resonant object.
00:32:07 Good morning.
00:32:08 Good morning, Mr. Loder.
00:32:10 Oh.
00:32:11 Good morning.
00:32:12 Oh.
00:32:13 Is this a bad time?
00:32:14 Well, you just walked right in here, didn't you?
00:32:17 I knocked.
00:32:18 I was knocking.
00:32:19 Do you want your shower fixed or what?
00:32:23 Um, yeah.
00:32:26 Yes, I do.
00:32:27 This is your girlfriend?
00:32:30 I don't know.
00:32:31 What?
00:32:32 We're friends.
00:32:33 Whatever.
00:32:35 Okay, whatever.
00:32:36 This is one of my kids.
00:32:38 His name is Boris.
00:32:39 He's the best plumber in town,
00:32:41 and he's agreed to do your work before he gets started on his day.
00:32:45 Wait.
00:32:47 What is he?
00:32:48 I don't like repeating myself, Mr. Loder.
00:32:51 It is so taxing.
00:32:53 So I fix shower or what?
00:32:55 I have busy day.
00:32:56 Mr. Loder.
00:32:59 Mr. Loder, yes?
00:33:00 Uh, what?
00:33:01 Yes.
00:33:02 Yes.
00:33:03 Good.
00:33:04 Okay, Mama.
00:33:05 See you, Mama.
00:33:06 You're the best.
00:33:07 He'll pay you in cash.
00:33:09 Okay, Mama.
00:33:10 You have cash, yes?
00:33:12 What?
00:33:14 Okay, borrow it from her.
00:33:16 That's what friends are for.
00:33:18 [door slams]
00:33:19 [mumbling]
00:33:23 [phone ringing]
00:33:27 [keyboard typing]
00:33:31 [laughing]
00:33:42 Hi, Mom.
00:33:43 [music playing]
00:33:46 [music playing]
00:33:48 [music playing]
00:33:58 [music playing]
00:34:04 [music playing]
00:34:06 [music playing]
00:34:20 [phone ringing]
00:34:26 [phone ringing]
00:34:30 [phone ringing]
00:34:32 [music playing]
00:34:36 [thud]
00:34:54 [clock ticking]
00:35:00 [clock ticking]
00:35:02 [clock chiming]
00:35:14 [music playing]
00:35:21 [music playing]
00:35:23 [music playing]
00:35:47 [music playing]
00:35:49 [music playing]
00:35:55 [music playing]
00:36:02 [music playing]
00:36:04 [music playing]
00:36:23 [music playing]
00:36:25 I'm breathing.
00:36:45 I'm breathing.
00:36:47 [breathing]
00:36:50 [breathing]
00:36:52 [clattering]
00:36:57 [music playing]
00:37:00 Oh, shit.
00:37:08 [grunting]
00:37:11 [grunting]
00:37:19 Oh, shit.
00:37:21 [grunting]
00:37:27 [clattering]
00:37:33 [gunshot]
00:37:40 [music playing]
00:37:44 [music playing]
00:37:46 What was the picture of?
00:38:05 A family reunion photo.
00:38:07 Whose family?
00:38:09 Our family.
00:38:10 Your family?
00:38:12 Yes, us.
00:38:14 You.
00:38:16 Oh.
00:38:17 Anything else seem to be missing?
00:38:19 Well, not that we can tell.
00:38:21 We haven't fully inspected.
00:38:23 Missing family reunion photo?
00:38:28 [phone ringing]
00:38:31 Looks like you got answered here.
00:38:33 Aren't you going to take fingerprints and such?
00:38:36 We'll get to that.
00:38:37 The perp used the air conditioner to gain access to the window.
00:38:41 The perp used the air conditioner to gain access to the window?
00:38:43 New window units are just an open invitation for burglars.
00:38:47 May as well leave a key under a rock.
00:38:49 May as well leave a key under a rock.
00:38:52 You got someone staying upstairs?
00:39:02 [music playing]
00:39:05 [music playing]
00:39:07 You were sleeping?
00:39:14 Napping.
00:39:16 And you didn't hear any glass breaking?
00:39:18 No, officer, I did not hear any glass breaking, no.
00:39:21 You must be a heavy napper.
00:39:24 Sorry, what is your name?
00:39:26 Maggie Pennington.
00:39:28 She's one of my kids.
00:39:30 You have a cut on your head.
00:39:33 Yeah, I fell getting out of the shower.
00:39:36 Asher knows, I told her about it.
00:39:38 Do you have any knowledge of this?
00:39:41 I just remember that he had a cut on his head and he put duct tape over it.
00:39:46 And I thought, what an idiot to put duct tape over a cut.
00:39:51 That's not being very helpful, ma'am.
00:39:53 Thanks for your time.
00:39:56 Mr. Loader, if we have any additional questions, we'll get in touch.
00:40:00 Okay, here to help, officer.
00:40:03 Have a good day.
00:40:04 Okay, thank you, officer.
00:40:06 Keep up the good work.
00:40:08 Let's go, Mom.
00:40:10 [knocking]
00:40:24 [keys jingling]
00:40:27 Asher wants to invite you to dinner.
00:40:42 Okay, that's very nice of her.
00:40:44 Oh, now, tonight?
00:40:49 Yes.
00:40:50 Oh.
00:40:52 Unless you'd rather not, or you've eaten already?
00:40:55 No, neither.
00:40:59 Um, okay. Thank you.
00:41:04 I'm just gonna be a minute. I gotta put on my face.
00:41:08 Don't be long.
00:41:20 Your forehead's bleeding.
00:41:22 Oh.
00:41:23 No, I don't think it is.
00:41:31 It must be the light in here.
00:41:36 There ain't no flies on us.
00:41:41 There ain't no flies on us.
00:41:45 There may be flies on some other guys,
00:41:49 but there ain't no flies on us.
00:41:52 Okay, this is older than you two put together.
00:41:57 It's a Bordeaux '32.
00:41:59 Open it, Mr. Loader.
00:42:01 So, tell me about yourself.
00:42:10 Any past lives, or wives, children?
00:42:16 I'm afraid I have been perpetually alone for quite some time now.
00:42:23 By choice?
00:42:26 By happenstance.
00:42:31 My wife died 12 years ago.
00:42:34 I'm so sorry. I feel that pain.
00:42:37 Thank you.
00:42:39 What was her name?
00:42:41 Molly.
00:42:45 Hm.
00:42:46 Here's to Molly.
00:42:49 No, I've had enough.
00:42:54 Life is short.
00:42:55 Nothing longer than life.
00:43:00 And you, Astrid?
00:43:08 Me?
00:43:10 I had five countries, four husbands, 26 cats, and kids.
00:43:16 All over the world.
00:43:19 How many kids?
00:43:20 Let me think. No.
00:43:22 One doctor, one lawyer, one mathematician,
00:43:27 a butcher baker, a candlestick maker,
00:43:31 and my precious little personal attorney, Magpie.
00:43:38 What kind of law do you practice, Magpie?
00:43:41 Oh, probate, mostly.
00:43:43 Wills, real estate, property disputes.
00:43:47 So she will settle the property transfer when the time comes.
00:43:52 What property transfer?
00:43:54 Well, Astrid and I.
00:43:56 No, no, he bought the house, Mag.
00:43:58 He bought the house, and it's gonna go to him when I croak.
00:44:04 I want a berry pie.
00:44:06 I think we're all set, Mom. No need for sweets after all that wine.
00:44:09 No. No, we have a guest to consider.
00:44:12 I'm not a sweet person.
00:44:14 I can see that. Let me get ready for bed.
00:44:16 No, but see, I have to take my shot.
00:44:18 I have the ultimate fountain of youth solution.
00:44:23 I do lots and lots of vitamin C, blended with human growth hormone.
00:44:29 And then my doctor says, by the way, that my innards are like a 40-year-old and I may never die.
00:44:36 Yeah.
00:44:37 Good night.
00:44:40 [♪♪♪]
00:44:44 [♪♪♪]
00:44:47 [♪♪♪]
00:45:14 Mr. Loader, she's in the early stages of dementia.
00:45:19 Whatever arrangement you think you have with her will be worthless in a court of law.
00:45:24 This house will never be your house.
00:45:27 You have anything to say?
00:45:31 It was a wonderful evening, Maggie. Thank you.
00:45:36 I'll enact a power of attorney and evict you before the week's out.
00:45:41 You wouldn't want to get a power of attorney, Maggie, this late into Ashford's dementia.
00:45:46 There are laws about that that protect the elderly.
00:45:49 [♪♪♪]
00:45:52 She has offspring, Terrell.
00:46:07 An heir. I saw it.
00:46:09 Terrell killed an heir.
00:46:11 I have a contested will in my future.
00:46:13 I sold everything for that house. Everything I own.
00:46:17 Well, good thing it wasn't much.
00:46:19 I'm gonna sue you.
00:46:21 And everyone involved with you!
00:46:24 Your families, your whole company.
00:46:26 Come on, Phil.
00:46:27 You're losing your mind.
00:46:29 Joseph Klass, I will be sleeping on your organic, royal pedic pillow top in six months.
00:46:37 [♪♪♪]
00:46:39 Are you done with the threats?
00:46:45 Get it out. Get it out.
00:46:53 You told me the old lady has no children.
00:46:57 No, I told you what she told me.
00:46:59 We don't run background checks.
00:47:02 Why not?
00:47:03 They're not criminals. And we're not the FBI.
00:47:05 She's also hopping around like Fred Astaire.
00:47:08 There's no oxygen. No wheelchair.
00:47:10 She is not actively dying, doctor. No.
00:47:14 Do you wish death upon her?
00:47:16 Not tomorrow.
00:47:20 No. No. No.
00:47:25 That's awful. I do not wish death upon anyone.
00:47:28 Oh, God, I'm saddened to receive such saccasity from an asshole.
00:47:33 I'm only an asshole to you, Phil.
00:47:35 Your experience of me is solely your own.
00:47:39 Okay. Okay, Plato. I think you are an asshole, therefore you are one.
00:47:44 You exhaust me.
00:47:46 What are we gonna do?
00:47:47 We need more information.
00:47:49 I know this guy, and he does this sort of thing.
00:47:52 No, no, no.
00:47:53 He'll find out everything there is to know about her and her kids.
00:47:56 So just chill out.
00:47:58 Chilling out. Huh?
00:48:02 Let me make this right.
00:48:03 What kind of moron buys a house under such circumstances without doing a background check of the owner?
00:48:16 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:48:22 You aren't... Are you crying?
00:48:25 I'm sorry.
00:48:26 You're crying.
00:48:28 God.
00:48:29 Thank you, Jerry.
00:48:35 I had my whole life wrapped up in that house.
00:48:38 I sold everything.
00:48:40 I mean, I have nothing, Jerry.
00:48:42 Literally nothing.
00:48:44 And I'm just sad.
00:48:45 I'm so sad.
00:48:47 Okay, I've seen a lot of tears in here.
00:48:50 I get it.
00:48:52 Jerry, what can we do?
00:48:56 We can turn over every stone, find out who this Astrid is, Seville, this Maggie.
00:49:03 See how many other kids there are, Wills, etc.
00:49:07 We can see what your options are.
00:49:10 We can make it as right as we can.
00:49:14 That's what I do.
00:49:16 Uh, the daughter. The one who threatened you.
00:49:23 Maggie Pennington.
00:49:25 Maggie.
00:49:26 Attorney at law.
00:49:33 Seems to be a local bigwig with the Chamber of Commerce, the Planning Board, the City Council, Advisory Panel.
00:49:42 Single.
00:49:45 How are you getting all that?
00:49:46 Her Facebook page.
00:49:47 Yeah.
00:49:54 Let's look at this, Astrid.
00:49:57 When the gap between rich and poor ballooned in the 1920s, the wealth cavity reached critical mass and no one paid attention.
00:50:07 Then it ruptured, causing the Great Depression.
00:50:10 Billions of dollars lost.
00:50:11 Millions of people destitute.
00:50:12 Hooverville's in every park.
00:50:14 America at its finest.
00:50:18 Ah!
00:50:21 Ah!
00:50:22 The whole system is one bureaucratic, unfiltered cesspool with a side of ass-plunging.
00:50:31 We work, we save, we make sacrifices. Ah! Sacrifices.
00:50:39 Also, we can have four walls and a roof, a little plot of land, a place to hang your proverbial hat.
00:50:50 Which, by the way, you sold to your dick-toast neighbor for 50 cents and the asshole gave it to you in nickels.
00:50:58 So, bend over, boys and girls, and take the long rod of economic life in the old U.S. of A.
00:51:09 Housing market, bonds, funds, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:51:17 We use tools of the rich to help them accumulate more and more wealth while sucking the life out of the middle class
00:51:25 which holds its ankles and hopes that Aunt Sue dies so she can leave that pittance of inheritance
00:51:30 so they can finally pay off the mortgage that's been choking the life out of them.
00:51:35 Yes, the little man is fucked.
00:51:43 [sobs]
00:51:46 Pun intended.
00:51:51 [whispers]
00:52:15 Son, if you want to be something, you better be good at it.
00:52:18 Because life doesn't treat failures kindly.
00:52:23 Thanks, Dad. I miss you.
00:52:28 [music]
00:52:30 [music]
00:52:59 [sniffs]
00:53:00 I read your agreement. The point is not part of the common area. You have use of the side easement.
00:53:08 You would deny a man a view like this?
00:53:13 A man who would swindle an old lady out of her estate, yes.
00:53:17 See, that is not a truism.
00:53:19 Astrid and I made a deal. She sought out that deal. I did not.
00:53:24 She advertised. I showed up. The terms were hers. We signed a contract.
00:53:29 That is the story in its totality.
00:53:32 She should have consulted me before any of this.
00:53:35 I agree.
00:53:37 The whole situation has become very unpleasant for all involved.
00:53:48 [clicks]
00:53:49 Every penny I never had is tied up in this place.
00:54:02 Hence the box of wine.
00:54:06 You care to partake?
00:54:09 No, it smells awful.
00:54:10 Tastes even worse.
00:54:15 You have nothing to lose but your demureness.
00:54:18 Don't consider this anything more than a courtesy.
00:54:36 We shall call it congeniality.
00:54:40 [clicks]
00:54:41 Yours to a long life and a merry one.
00:54:51 A quick death, then an easy one.
00:54:54 A pretty girl and an honest one.
00:54:57 A cold pint and another one.
00:55:01 [clicks]
00:55:04 [clicks]
00:55:05 It's awful.
00:55:11 A pretty girl and an honest one.
00:55:18 Orion?
00:55:25 Orion. Right.
00:55:29 He, Orion, boasted that he would kill every animal on Earth.
00:55:36 So Artemis sent a scorpion to deal with Orion.
00:55:41 And the scorpion killed Orion and then Zeus.
00:55:45 He raised the scorpion up to heaven and later he did the same with Orion too.
00:55:51 Teach us mere mortals to curb our excessive pride.
00:55:57 [inhales]
00:55:58 I'm a scorpion?
00:56:00 Mm-hmm.
00:56:01 Why don't you take me to your lair and beat the excessive pride from my lawyers?
00:56:07 Oh, I'm curious.
00:56:10 Mm-hmm.
00:56:11 Ooh.
00:56:14 I've never had box wine.
00:56:17 [thunder]
00:56:19 [rain]
00:56:20 [door opens]
00:56:23 [door closes]
00:56:25 [door opens]
00:56:26 [door closes]
00:56:28 [snoring]
00:56:42 [snoring]
00:56:44 [clears throat]
00:56:45 [snoring]
00:56:46 [snoring]
00:56:51 [snoring]
00:56:52 [snoring]
00:56:54 [music]
00:56:55 Hello?
00:56:57 Astrid?
00:56:58 Ah, shit.
00:57:23 Ow!
00:57:24 Oh, God!
00:57:25 Ow!
00:57:37 Ah!
00:57:38 Astrid?
00:57:48 [knocking]
00:57:49 Looks like she slipped on some water.
00:58:00 Yeah, I don't know. I was in the middle of...
00:58:02 It looks like that water came from upstairs.
00:58:04 And?
00:58:05 Your bathroom. The toilet.
00:58:07 Yeah, I did.
00:58:10 The drains are connected.
00:58:11 Look, our son is the plumber, so what are you saying?
00:58:17 I'm saying that she slipped on some water that possibly came from your toilet.
00:58:21 Oh. So your crime theory is that I rigged my shitter to leak water that traveled through the connecting pipes that dripped in the exact spot where the old lady was going to be walking?
00:58:32 Phil!
00:58:33 Ride with me, please!
00:58:36 [sighs]
00:58:46 [distant voices]
00:58:47 Miss Pennington?
00:58:48 Yes, doctor.
00:58:49 Okay, so we got her heartbeat back.
00:58:52 Ah, thank you. Thank you. Is she conscious? Can I see her?
00:58:57 Hello.
00:59:00 They got her heart beating.
00:59:01 Oh, God, that's great.
00:59:02 Well, it's a bit more complicated than that. I'm sorry, are you family?
00:59:06 Doctor, he's with me. He lives with Mom.
00:59:08 Okay. Uh, well, so, yes, we got her heartbeat back, but she was without a heartbeat for a very long time. Essentially without any oxygen.
00:59:16 Oh, God. Please, no.
00:59:20 I've seen these things go many different ways, so try to stay even about it, as hard as that is. We're doing all that we can.
00:59:29 Okay? Yeah.
00:59:34 [distant voices]
00:59:39 Try to stay even. Who says that?
00:59:44 I just think he was being optimistic.
00:59:49 What does that mean?
00:59:53 What?
00:59:55 Being optimistic.
00:59:57 I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I don't know what he was thinking.
01:00:04 I just think given the situation, he was just trying to be positive, you know, because the odds are...
01:00:08 What?
01:00:10 No, I mean, it's common knowledge that without a heartbeat, without blood being pumped through your body, without oxygen to your brain...
01:00:18 You know, I had an uncle who had the exact same problem.
01:00:22 I'm sorry we did what we did last night.
01:00:25 Maggie...
01:00:29 I don't think you're a very good person.
01:00:31 [silence]
01:00:36 [music]
01:00:54 This is my parking spot.
01:00:56 One thing I own around here.
01:01:00 [music]
01:01:22 The locks have been changed. Check your messages, Phil.
01:01:28 Housing market, oh, bonds, funds, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:01:34 I've been having a series of very bad days.
01:01:38 This behavior conflicts with every single ethics regulation known here at Brockton University.
01:01:43 Any university in the Western Hemisphere.
01:01:46 I know, I know. I was totally out of control. I am guilty.
01:01:51 Who's Claire Milano?
01:01:54 Uh, I believe she's a student in my cultural econ class.
01:01:58 She's left me several messages wanting to discuss your behavior outside of class.
01:02:03 I see.
01:02:05 You're suspended, Phil.
01:02:07 The department will conduct a full investigation into your behaviors.
01:02:10 Greg, it's all conjecture, really. I mean, a person is guilty until proven innocent.
01:02:17 It's still America, right?
01:02:19 There are protections for teachers.
01:02:22 Teachers do have protections. There are protections for tenured professors here.
01:02:27 I need this job, Greg.
01:02:31 You're my friend, Greg.
01:02:35 We're friends, Greg.
01:02:38 Friends, Philip?
01:02:40 Friends read friends. Journal research reviews.
01:02:51 [♪♪♪]
01:02:54 [♪♪♪]
01:02:56 [gunshot]
01:03:08 [♪♪♪]
01:03:12 [♪♪♪]
01:03:14 Ah! Come on, we gotta get two!
01:03:33 I got two! I got two!
01:03:36 Here, here, here!
01:03:38 [laughing]
01:03:39 Phil!
01:03:43 You son of an angel!
01:03:45 Please, come here.
01:03:47 Phil.
01:03:54 Come here.
01:03:58 You saved my life.
01:04:01 I don't understand.
01:04:03 Nobody does.
01:04:06 Only the higher power.
01:04:09 And God herself.
01:04:12 What are doctors for?
01:04:16 They know you should still be in the hospital, under observation.
01:04:20 That is such bullshit.
01:04:22 They just love to poke and probe and discover the undiscoverable.
01:04:28 I'm gonna tell you something.
01:04:31 I'm gonna tell you something.
01:04:32 I saw Jesus.
01:04:44 He talked to me.
01:04:47 He sounded like Jimmy Stewart, but he looked like Prince.
01:04:51 You were...
01:04:53 I was dead for 12 minutes, and they thought it was my heart, but it wasn't.
01:04:57 What was it?
01:05:00 The doctor believes it was a gas bubble, blocking oxygen to her windpipe.
01:05:04 I will never eat hummus again.
01:05:06 Who cares?
01:05:08 Because of you, I woke up, I got myself dressed,
01:05:14 and walked out of that God-forbidden antiseptic hospital,
01:05:18 and I came here to look at the sunset.
01:05:21 All because of you.
01:05:23 I don't know what to say.
01:05:28 Just know, you are an angel, Phil.
01:05:31 And because of you, I'm going to see many more sunsets.
01:05:35 I've seen a lot of freak shows in my day.
01:05:49 But you, you're in a category all by your lonesome.
01:05:56 I expect that verbal diarrhea is because of what's inside this envelope.
01:05:59 Damn tooth.
01:06:01 What kind of sick pervert hires a professional to surveil the woman he's fornicating?
01:06:15 To take intimate photos of the most bizarre...
01:06:18 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:20 The most dangerous acts of sexual deviance.
01:06:25 I've ever witnessed.
01:06:26 Wow.
01:06:28 Holy shit.
01:06:31 Yeah, holy shit.
01:06:33 I couldn't kiss my wife this morning.
01:06:35 How did you get these?
01:06:38 I'm a private investigator, Mr. Varder.
01:06:42 I said I would track the lady, and that's what I did.
01:06:47 It's like you were right there in the room.
01:06:50 It's incredible.
01:06:52 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:06:54 Don't. These are private. It's private.
01:06:56 And you, you're a private investigator. You're bound to a code of confidentiality.
01:07:02 I know what I'm bound to. Now I know what you're bound to.
01:07:04 The next time, just have some decency and take selfies for shit's sakes.
01:07:09 I'm not even going to begin to defend myself here.
01:07:12 That hasn't been really working out for me.
01:07:14 But I gotta say, you are very gifted at your job.
01:07:18 To a fault.
01:07:22 What else did you find out about Miss Pennington?
01:07:24 I'm waiting on a background check, medical and dental records, and financial history, and I'll continue my surveillance.
01:07:31 No thanks.
01:07:36 I understand.
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01:08:22 Is night aid a hallucinogen?
01:08:25 It contains doxylamine, which can leave you feeling disoriented.
01:08:29 The phenylephrine can cause dizziness and lightheadedness.
01:08:32 You remind me of me.
01:08:36 I don't want you to get serious about seeing a psychiatrist, Philip.
01:08:41 You're losing your grip on reality.
01:08:43 I know.
01:08:45 Ugh.
01:08:47 Oh, I gotta...
01:08:49 I gotta pee.
01:08:52 Oh.
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01:09:38 Whoa, I'm right. Whoa, whoa.
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01:10:10 Oh, you keep showing. Oh my God.
01:10:13 You saved my life again.
01:10:16 No, no, no, no, no.
01:10:18 Yes, yes. You were sent down to me from heaven to watch over me.
01:10:23 And this I know to be true.
01:10:25 I think I did something to your wheelchair. I think I messed with it.
01:10:29 Stop avoiding the light.
01:10:31 I think I tried to kill you, Astrid.
01:10:33 You did not.
01:10:35 I don't know anymore. I don't know anything anymore.
01:10:37 But I had NyQuil and I think, I think, I don't, I'm not married.
01:10:42 Beatrice, my wife.
01:10:44 She's an imaginary woman.
01:10:46 Beatrice and she has a twin.
01:10:48 It's a sad male fantasy.
01:10:51 Every time I see the light, I see your face.
01:10:55 It's just because I'm standing over you backlit.
01:10:58 Say whatever you want. It's not true.
01:11:00 It's...
01:11:03 It's a brilliant one day.
01:11:04 Like I do.
01:11:06 I don't feel...
01:11:12 I miss little old Edie.
01:11:33 And I get to say whatever the fuck I want.
01:11:36 This is it.
01:11:40 I love you.
01:11:43 I don't know how long it's been since you've heard those words, but...
01:11:50 I love you.
01:11:52 Thank you.
01:12:00 I love you.
01:12:01 I don't want the house anymore.
01:12:12 You don't have it, Phil. It's yours.
01:12:15 I don't want it.
01:12:18 I'm done, Astrid.
01:12:20 I need to get far away.
01:12:25 I don't care about the money.
01:12:30 I just...
01:12:31 Oh, God, I just want my soul back.
01:12:34 Oh, you are serious.
01:12:36 Yes.
01:12:38 I've seen it.
01:12:40 I'm clear.
01:12:41 Well, just give it to the kids. They're gonna fight over my grave anyway.
01:12:45 I don't think so.
01:12:47 Yeah, well, you don't know 'em like I do.
01:12:49 Oh, I mean, I don't think you're ever gonna die.
01:12:52 That's the real problem.
01:12:55 Sorry.
01:12:59 It's true.
01:13:00 That's a thought.
01:13:02 Well, you're like a cat.
01:13:04 Now you've got seven lives left.
01:13:10 Yes!
01:13:12 It's true.
01:13:19 It's true.
01:13:21 Jeebie-jeebie.
01:13:23 Oh, God.
01:13:27 Laugh it up.
01:13:28 Crazy old lady.
01:13:30 Be quiet.
01:13:32 I'm never gonna die so I don't ever need to hear you.
01:13:35 God.
01:13:37 Oh, God.
01:13:39 I love you.
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01:14:01 Bill.
01:14:03 Come, come dance with me.
01:14:06 [piano playing]
01:14:35 You know, you can, you can love.
01:14:39 You can be happy, you can be whole, you can be safe.
01:14:44 I want that.
01:14:47 You deserve it, Bill.
01:14:50 How would it work with us?
01:15:00 How would what work?
01:15:02 Making love.
01:15:04 Making love?
01:15:05 Everything.
01:15:07 I want to feel your lights.
01:15:13 Come on.
01:15:31 Let's go.
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01:15:37 Be gentle with me, Bill.
01:15:40 Bill.
01:15:41 No.
01:16:07 Oh!
01:16:10 Oh, yes.
01:16:11 Oh, yes.
01:16:13 I love you, Phil.
01:16:15 I love you too, Astrid.
01:16:34 [piano playing]
01:17:01 Oh, you might want to wear this. She's a little wobbly.
01:17:04 Okay.
01:17:07 Into the bar.
01:17:09 Sorry I'm late. Car trouble?
01:17:20 Oh, you bought a car?
01:17:22 It's an aphorism.
01:17:24 I ordered an appetizer.
01:17:27 I'm not gonna stay, so thank you.
01:17:31 Oh.
01:17:32 Okay.
01:17:34 Let's just jump right in then.
01:17:36 I'm here to jump.
01:17:38 I talked to the family and they've decided to offer you a partial refund of your money.
01:17:43 Partial? What does that mean?
01:17:45 Fifty thousand dollars.
01:17:47 You feel good about that?
01:17:50 I feel fine.
01:17:52 There's no out clause in your contract. Did you read your contract?
01:17:58 My broker read it on my behalf.
01:18:00 Yeah, you should get a better broker.
01:18:03 Seventy five thousand.
01:18:09 No.
01:18:11 Sixty five K.
01:18:13 No.
01:18:15 Sixty K, final offer.
01:18:18 Fifty. Take it or leave it.
01:18:26 Fine, we have a deal.
01:18:28 Paperwork will be at my office.
01:18:30 You can stop by any time and sign.
01:18:33 The funds will be released at that time.
01:18:35 Who's gonna take care of Astrid?
01:18:39 That's important to you.
01:18:41 It is.
01:18:43 She's, uh, reconsidering an assisted living situation.
01:18:54 Well, as they say, it is what it is.
01:18:58 Yes, it is.
01:19:01 You asshole.
01:19:04 Hello, Claire.
01:19:06 You know, you can't just sleep with someone and then discard them like they're styrofoam.
01:19:13 Well, you really shouldn't discard styrofoam, Claire. It is recyclable.
01:19:18 Okay.
01:19:20 Always a smart ass.
01:19:23 You know, I'm seeing someone else.
01:19:25 Well, I think that's very healthy.
01:19:27 Why don't you two discuss this in private?
01:19:29 So, you're sleeping with him now?
01:19:31 Claire-
01:19:33 Don't touch me.
01:19:34 Um, that's really-
01:19:36 Um.
01:19:39 Claire, please, please.
01:19:48 I had feelings for you.
01:19:51 I didn't mean for that to happen.
01:19:53 You know what? I'm glad you got suspended.
01:19:56 It's not very nice to wish ill upon people, Claire.
01:19:59 Don't try to educate me anymore, Dr. Loader. You've lost that privilege.
01:20:03 How do I make this right?
01:20:05 I'm gonna make it right. I've been talking to the dean.
01:20:07 Yeah, he listens to me, he understands me, and he is a great writer.
01:20:12 His work on microlending in Bangladesh towers above your scribblings.
01:20:17 That's a real mind.
01:20:20 You're a shit writer, Phil. I can't believe I ever thought you had any talent.
01:20:24 Thirty-two dollars.
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01:21:11 Miss Pimmetton.
01:21:12 Fornicators.
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01:21:59 Go ahead and peck, little bird.
01:22:01 It's in your nature.
01:22:05 Astrid!
01:22:24 Astrid?
01:22:28 Astrid?
01:22:29 Okay, so I am at St. Vincent's Memorial, in the same place we were before.
01:22:43 I haven't spoken to the doctor yet.
01:22:45 Uh, but I guess...
01:22:48 You saw my number and you didn't want to...
01:22:52 Okay, here comes the doctor. You should get here immediately.
01:22:57 [Distant voices]
01:22:59 Hello?
01:23:01 Okay, um, well, this is never easy, so...
01:23:06 No.
01:23:08 No.
01:23:11 She suffered a massive...
01:23:13 No, Astrid doesn't die.
01:23:15 She can't die.
01:23:17 She died dying.
01:23:20 [Distant voices]
01:23:22 I'm sorry for your loss.
01:23:27 Is there anyone you'd like us to call for you, perhaps?
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01:24:33 Oh, you all packed up?
01:24:45 Yeah, I left the domicile broom clean as per the exe agreement.
01:24:51 Which you still need to sign.
01:24:53 I will, on the way out of town. I trust the check will be there waiting for me?
01:24:57 Yeah, it is.
01:24:59 Alright, then, uh, goodbye. I will leave the key under the mat.
01:25:06 Phil.
01:25:10 Yeah, no. No, I'm done.
01:25:12 Yeah.
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01:25:20 Phil, I think this is just, just great.
01:25:27 I mean, 50 grand, come on, 50 grand, that's nothing to scoff at, right?
01:25:32 Yeah, better than kicking a ball.
01:25:34 I mean, you got a wad of cash in your pocket. You're gonna hit the road, right?
01:25:39 Explore what's out there for you. I mean, that's the American dream, right?
01:25:45 Look at me. What I got. I mean, I got a...
01:25:49 All the money I could ever ask for, I've got a big, beautiful house,
01:25:54 and a wife who checks Zillow every morning to see what her half is worth.
01:26:00 Sorry to hear that, Phil.
01:26:02 I'm sorry to say it.
01:26:04 Uh, okay, gentlemen, I've got a novel to write and miles to go before I sleep.
01:26:14 Phil.
01:26:15 Ah, hey, our paths cross again.
01:26:18 You always know where to find me.
01:26:20 Go get 'em.
01:26:22 Okay, thanks, Doug.
01:26:24 Oh, and, uh, Phil, give me a jingle if you need me to look at that exit contract.
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01:26:55 I will dream as I see fit.
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01:27:14 Hello, officer. What seems to be the hubbub?
01:27:17 A memorial service.
01:27:19 Must have been a grand person.
01:27:21 Yeah, your housemate.
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01:27:28 There ain't no flies on us.
01:27:30 There ain't no flies on us.
01:27:32 There ain't no flies on us.
01:27:35 There might be flies on some of you guys,
01:27:39 but there ain't no flies on us.
01:27:40 Yeah.
01:27:42 There ain't no flies on us.
01:27:44 Is this for Astrid Fennelly?
01:27:46 Yeah.
01:27:48 You one of her kids?
01:27:50 That's music!
01:27:52 Yes.
01:27:54 Come on.
01:27:56 Oh, from what year?
01:27:58 A while back.
01:28:00 Yeah!
01:28:02 Opa!
01:28:04 [Applause]
01:28:07 This world's mama's favorite.
01:28:09 I remember how I first meet her,
01:28:11 back in 1990.
01:28:13 My family and I come to America from Greece.
01:28:16 I have no friends. I no spoke English.
01:28:19 And my mother send me to this American summer camp
01:28:23 to better in fit.
01:28:25 This beautiful woman, Astrid Fennelly.
01:28:27 She have no kids for herself,
01:28:29 so she open camp for all the kids.
01:28:33 But today, we sing to her.
01:28:36 All the songs she sing to us.
01:28:38 This land is your land.
01:28:42 This land is my land.
01:28:45 From California to the Gila Islands.
01:28:50 From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters.
01:28:57 This land was made for Fennelly.
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01:29:17 You just can't find tumble marble anywhere these days.
01:29:21 Look at the detail here in the stone work.
01:29:24 It's really something special, unique, and it's original.
01:29:28 All of it, really.
01:29:30 Of course, the view.
01:29:33 Comes with the property.
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01:29:44 Hey, you're going to be okay?
01:29:47 Me? I'm not the one who died.
01:29:51 That happens.
01:29:54 Nothing to think about anymore.
01:30:01 You, on the other hand,
01:30:03 you're going to be plagued by thoughts and opinions,
01:30:07 vernacular, intellect.
01:30:11 These daydreams.
01:30:15 You got to stop dreaming, Phil.
01:30:19 I'm going to miss you.
01:30:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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01:30:37 Well, congratulations.
01:30:43 You pulled it off, buddy.
01:30:46 We've got multiple offers, all way north of the asking price.
01:30:53 You're going to be rich.
01:30:56 Okay.
01:30:57 Why aren't you falling out of your chair?
01:31:01 Well, here's the deal.
01:31:05 I don't think I'm going to sell.
01:31:09 This place has sentimental value.
01:31:13 Astrid would not want me to.
01:31:18 Plus, the kids left the camp.
01:31:21 I'm not motivated.
01:31:24 You need to be motivated about these things.
01:31:27 I want you to come clean with me.
01:31:29 You did this deliberately.
01:31:31 You did it deliberately. You did, Phil.
01:31:33 You knew, you knew all along that you had no intentions of selling the property.
01:31:38 No, I'm never 100% certain about anything these days.
01:31:41 It's hard to be.
01:31:43 [Sigh]
01:31:45 [Sigh]
01:31:47 You motherless son of a bitch.
01:31:52 Mother Del, she's a good woman.
01:31:54 You don't want to be happy? Fine.
01:31:57 Son of a bitch.
01:31:59 He's so angry.
01:32:01 Some people don't want to.
01:32:03 Anger is fear turned outwards.
01:32:05 Well, he must be very fearful then.
01:32:07 You want another?
01:32:09 Yeah, you think I should?
01:32:12 You did say you were going to curb your drinking.
01:32:15 Did I say that?
01:32:17 More than once. You also said you were going to see someone.
01:32:19 A proper psychiatrist.
01:32:21 Yeah, I remember that.
01:32:22 Hey, don't be blue. I'm just looking out for you.
01:32:25 We only want what's best.
01:32:27 I'm so grateful for you.
01:32:29 For both of you.
01:32:32 [Sigh]
01:32:36 Isn't it a lovely day?
01:32:39 I'm going swimming.
01:32:41 I'm getting in too.
01:32:43 Do what you must.
01:32:45 One more beer.
01:32:47 We're both at appointment.
01:32:50 Ladies.
01:32:51 Watch out!
01:32:53 I promise I will make an appointment with a shrink.
01:32:56 Post haste.
01:32:58 What will that mean for us?
01:33:18 I don't know what that will mean for us.
01:33:20 A perplexion indeed.
01:33:26 There are times when I really dislike my job.
01:33:38 And this is one of them.
01:33:40 Jerry, not a fan of your envelopes. Just speak to me.
01:33:46 Look, your girlfriend, Miss Pennington, is cheating on you.
01:33:54 Jerry.
01:34:12 This is good news.
01:34:15 What she's doing, man, is devious.
01:34:18 It is troublesome.
01:34:20 That is for certain.
01:34:23 Dr. Loader! Hey!
01:34:27 Phil, Phil! Hey!
01:34:30 Dr. Kapinski.
01:34:32 I have great news.
01:34:36 My parking credentials. Look at that, VIP.
01:34:41 I can park wherever I want in whatever vehicle I want.
01:34:44 The highest honor bestowed here at Brockton University.
01:34:47 Yeah, yeah, took a little finagling, but...
01:34:49 As these things do.
01:34:51 You know, I was just wondering.
01:34:53 Yeah?
01:34:55 Thinking. Well, uh...
01:34:57 I just want to make sure that those pictures, you know, that there aren't any...
01:35:01 Duplicates.
01:35:03 Oh yeah, there are.
01:35:05 Actually, I have one right here in my wallet.
01:35:10 Doesn't that look lovely in that light?
01:35:11 Oh God.
01:35:13 Have a good summer, Greg.
01:35:15 You too, Phil.
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