Established comedians and hilarious up-and-comers converge on Melbourne for the annual international comedy festival in 2024
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00:00 Some families they express love through trust funds. Cute.
00:02 Ha ha ha.
00:04 So cute.
00:05 Our family's love language is bullying.
00:08 My dad calls my mum cyclone.
00:12 Not to her face, obviously.
00:15 He's not an idiot.
00:17 I'll just get messages every now and then that say,
00:21 "Category 4 today."
00:26 I am like a camp gay man, which was terrible growing up,
00:30 but it's great when you're older because you get away with everything.
00:33 Like, you do.
00:34 A camp gay guy could say something to his colleague at work
00:38 and she'd be like, "Oh, he's just so funny and sassy."
00:41 People think that you're putting it on.
00:43 A girl came up to me after her show and she goes,
00:46 "Can I just say, babe, your gay voice is really good.
00:49 Really believable."
00:51 I was like, "Wow, she thinks this is a choice."
00:56 Like somebody would choose to sound like Liam Gallagher on Alien.
01:00 No.
01:01 I've got ABBA Voyage. Have you guys seen it?
01:03 CHEERING
01:04 ABBA Voyage, if you haven't seen it, it's incredible.
01:06 It's ABBA, they've got holograms now.
01:08 But just before going into ABBA Voyage,
01:11 I found out a little bit of industry, guys,
01:13 and I'm going to share it with you because I was pissed off.
01:14 ABBA, the band, they're not even dead.
01:20 LAUGHTER
01:22 LAUGHTER
01:24 And they've got holograms, is it?
01:29 You can't have holograms if you're alive.
01:31 LAUGHTER
01:32 Hey, ABBA, go to work.
01:34 LAUGHTER
01:36 I was on the train, I was watching YouTube and that advert came on.
01:41 You might know the advert, it was that advert.
01:43 "You could be a Royal Marine!"
01:46 Have you seen that advert?
01:47 LAUGHTER
01:50 "You could be a Royal Marine!"
01:52 Could I now?
01:56 LAUGHTER
01:58 Oh, yeah.
01:58 A Royal Marine.
02:00 LAUGHTER
02:02 A Royal Marine.
02:04 Royal mail delivery man, maybe.
02:06 Royal Marine!
02:07 LAUGHTER
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