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00:00 Hey team, I have a question for you. Have you ever been shot in the head?
00:03 Oh, that's less clever when you get hit.
00:05 Yes, I'm a subscriber, I put dislikes, I'm going to smoke, buddy!
00:08 No, we're kidding, we're not really going to smoke you, because you see, we stopped.
00:11 That's the subject of this video. Is it a totally forced transition?
00:15 But my quality faith, yes! Totally, yes, it's assumed, it was planned, it was written from the beginning.
00:19 So, we actually stopped smoking, and today, after more than a year without cigarettes, we decided to talk to you about it.
00:24 So be careful, we're not here to make you moral, if you're a smoker and you don't want to stop smoking at all,
00:29 I personally don't give a fuck, dude, smoke before life smokes you.
00:32 Yeah, my brother, yesterday, alternative world, where I'm still in a chain of clubs, so it's not me who's going to judge.
00:38 I smoked for 5 years and I enjoyed my life.
00:40 But, in this very precise reality, we stopped, and we wanted to share it with you,
00:45 because it's still a pretty striking event in the life of a smoker, like themselves.
00:49 Since between the "I'm going to stop" and the "I really stop", there is a ditch, a very large ditch, even a canyon, I would say.
00:54 A canyon where thousands of children do canyoning and hit their heads on rocks, dead on the spot.
00:58 I'm calling Samu, they didn't make it in time, he's dead, Fabrice, dead, I'm telling you.
01:01 Well, the canyoning, but I'm not giving a fuck, my friend, let me tell you that's not what pushed me to stop smoking.
01:07 No, it's rather a random decision, taken on a random headbutt, during a completely random day, without warning, without warning.
01:14 Because yes, before the precise moment when we stopped smoking, we had never considered stopping smoking.
01:19 The smoker inside me was taken by surprise, the guy panicking, like,
01:22 "Hey, but bro, wait, we didn't even agree, I thought we were going to smoke quietly until we were 70,
01:26 and that we were going to die of cancer together, hand in hand, you see.
01:29 We didn't even do the thing of "we smoke the last cigarette and we give the rest to a homeless man in the street".
01:33 Are you crazy or what? There are rules to follow to stop smoking, and you take initiatives like that.
01:38 No, we really did that on a random headbutt, I remember, we were there, we smoked the little cigarette, quiet,
01:43 and suddenly we start talking about electronic cigarettes, we don't really know why, by the way.
01:46 And suddenly we say to ourselves, "Hey, electronic cigarette, that's a delirium, you see, and it started from there."
01:50 Let's just say it started from nothing.
01:51 And the very day, taken by a whim worthy of a 6-year-old child who sees a bearded man in a foreign party
01:56 and who fucks his mother to have it, we said to ourselves,
01:58 "I want an electronic cigarette, I don't give a fuck, I want an electronic cigarette, give me an electronic cigarette!"
02:01 And by "give me an electronic cigarette", I meant, of course,
02:04 go to the nearest shop, pay 50 bucks plus 20 bucks of product in order to be able to smoke the bearded man like never before.
02:10 So yes, at that moment, we were certainly amputated of 70 euros each, of 70 "boulasses",
02:15 but we owned something much bigger, much purer,
02:18 something, my friends, that we call "hope".
02:21 A-I-S-P-W-A-R, "l'espoir" (=hope)
02:25 "Hope, one day, maybe, no longer to be blown up by climbing the stairs
02:29 until suffocated in the glare of the size of my fist.
02:32 My body no longer to be forced by this superior force to go out in the cold, in winter,
02:36 under the rain, under the hail or under the wind,
02:38 to smoke this beard that you will have rolled beforehand to freeze your fingers until it falls.
02:43 And you see, what's funny with this random approach to start vaping,
02:46 is that it worked, and that since that day, we never smoked again,
02:49 and I would even say that two months later, we messed up the electronic cigarette and we stopped smoking completely.
02:54 "Congratulations to all, your lungs are now free to live their best life,
02:57 and thus to enjoy the passive smoking and the ambient pollution in the best conditions.
03:02 Yippee-ki-yay, poor ass, hehehe."
03:04 So yes, said like that, it may seem easy, and I'm not going to lie to you, it was,
03:08 but it's because we had a cheat code, something that made the process much easier.
03:12 Indeed, as you already know,
03:13 I'm doing big movements with my arms when I speak.
03:16 Indeed, as you already know, we are associable, and it helped us a little in this process, yes.
03:21 Because never forget that your worst enemies are your friends, your family and your entourage,
03:25 who will do everything to try to put sticks in your wheels, those little dirty egos.
03:29 We see them, they are there, they are everywhere, in the countryside, on social networks.
03:33 "Ah, you stopped smoking, too good, you want a cigarette, I'll give it to you."
03:35 "Huh?" "A cigarette, a little cigarette, just one, it won't cost anything, right?"
03:37 "Oh yeah, you started vaping, yeah, no, but you see, I think it's bullshit,
03:40 and we don't even know what they put in it, you see, I..."
03:43 "Real cigarettes, I think there's only real ones, you see..."
03:45 "You want a cigarette?"
03:46 So yes, stripped of all these assholes of friends who push you to sin,
03:49 stopping smoking is much easier.
03:51 Especially when you have a salary of a successful YouTuber,
03:53 it gives a second good reason to stop smoking.
03:55 "The money, you know, the money, the money..."
03:58 So there, we explained to you how we stopped smoking,
04:03 that it's been a year, two months and thirteen days that we haven't touched a single cigarette,
04:06 that 1,808 euros have been saved,
04:08 and that 4,397 cigarettes have not reached my lungs.
04:12 But you know what? Despite the time that has passed,
04:15 yeah, we can say it, we still want to smoke, actually.
04:18 The slightest sight of a cigarette awakens in us unfulfilled urges,
04:22 and in addition, the world is made in such a way,
04:24 that's pretty clever, that it makes you want to consume all the time,
04:26 it pushes you to excess, it pushes you to addiction.
04:28 This little saguan.
04:29 "You see people smoking around you, well, it makes you want to smoke,
04:32 you see Thomas Shelby smoking a cigarette in Peaky Blinders, well, it also makes me want to smoke.
04:36 Even writing this video, which talks about how I stopped smoking, well, it makes me want to smoke."
04:39 But despite everything, we don't smoke again, that's how it is.
04:42 Because already, with time, your mind gets used to it, you develop a steel mind,
04:45 and in addition, we know that if we smoke one cigarette,
04:48 now it's two, but if we smoke one cigarette, it's over!
04:51 We are in excess in everything we do, so we can start again as soon as we stopped.
04:54 Ah, it goes very fast, huh.
04:55 "And if we start again, goodbye to all the good things that accompany the life of a non-smoker,
04:59 such as the power of the smell.
05:01 I am again able to smell the good smell coming out of the oven.
05:04 Well, I also smell smells that I don't really want to smell, but calm down."
05:07 Since I stopped smoking, I also discovered that I was able to produce
05:10 more or less intense physical efforts without dying, actually.
05:13 And when I talk about more or less intense physical efforts, I'm obviously talking about sex, okay?
05:18 If I start smoking again, my girlfriend leaves me, Clarinette!
05:21 And not "Clarinette", which is a musical instrument.
05:23 *sings*
05:25 "And since sex is the central point of life and everyone knows that,
05:28 I don't think I need to say more.
05:30 I have no choice but to stay a non-smoker.
05:33 Even if I would say, 'No, a little cigarette with beer, I'm not going to lie,
05:35 in front of PSG Lyon, it would be a pleasure.'
05:37 That, yes. That, I say yes. It's a pretty appreciable combo.
05:40 Yeah, I'm starting to develop a passion for smoking, so what does that do?
05:43 I have the right, right? It's the age that wants it."
05:44 Yes, by the way, we also have to talk about it,
05:46 it's that I've never been as sad while drinking a beer as since I stopped smoking.
05:50 "This beer seems like an orphan to me, placed on this table,
05:52 clouded with ashes. The "sandart", as I liked to call it.
05:55 Hey, bro, you give me the "sandart"?
05:57 *cries*
05:58 The good time."
05:59 In fact, you see, the smoking time is a bit like a time I would think back to with nostalgia.
06:03 I had so many good times, a club in my mouth,
06:05 there are so many moments that built me as a human being with a club in my mouth.
06:08 Besides, when we took over this channel actively,
06:10 you may have noticed it for the most vivid of you,
06:12 there was not a video without a virgin club hanging out.
06:15 We were writing our skits down,
06:16 planning that we were going to smoke. It was integrated into the text.
06:19 You see, in the end, this video is a bit like a "requiem",
06:21 a definitive goodbye to cigarettes,
06:23 a way for us to end mourning in a beautiful way.
06:26 Or to talk about so many cigarettes, it just made me want to smoke again,
06:29 so I cut the camera and went to buy a pack.
06:31 In addition, there is a tobacco nearby,
06:32 at any time, in 30 minutes, I bought a pack, I smoked it,
06:34 in an hour, I'm in the terminal phase of cancer, it can go very fast, be careful.
06:37 And you will never know it!
06:38 Ha ha ha ha ha!
06:40 What are you going to do now?
06:41 How is that our problem and it doesn't concern you?
06:43 That's it, it was a bit the summary of our experience with cigarettes.
06:45 We wanted to talk about it because,
06:47 suddenly, during all this period where we were a bit lost on YouTube,
06:49 well, at the same time, we stopped smoking,
06:50 so it's something that really accompanied this whole process,
06:53 so it's a bit intimately linked in the end.
06:54 So, in a way, and unconsciously, we both are linked, you see what I mean?
06:58 So, I hope you enjoyed the video,
06:59 that we made you laugh with this story.
07:01 I invite you to smoke the blue thumbs bar, of course,
07:04 don't start smoking just for fun, what.
07:06 Subscribe to the channel, we are extremely pleased,
07:08 share the video to support us, please.
07:11 Tipeee too, Tipeee is not bad, do you know Tipeee?
07:13 You can give us money to support us,
07:15 which is still not bad.
07:16 On this, I tell you next time, take care of your body, of course,
07:20 drink water, one liter per day, all that, you know, five fruits and vegetables.
07:24 Ah, one and a half liters, I'm told in the ear, one and a half liters of water,
07:26 not a liter, if you drink a liter, you may die, we don't know.
07:29 Come on, ciao!
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