Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 4th April 2024
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00:00 "Wise men, wise men, wise men."
00:03 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq.
00:06 And I am very hungry right now.
00:08 So, let's take you to the square with this message.
00:11 And see what's happening there.
00:13 "He's gone to the corner."
00:16 "Go back a little."
00:18 "If you go back, I'll ask for it."
00:21 "He's smoking so much."
00:23 "This is a spark."
00:24 "A spark."
00:25 "Get yourself tuned up."
00:27 "If you get tired, take it."
00:29 "You don't get any other place to set up your spark."
00:32 "This is the square. Where will you get this spark?"
00:34 "This is the square. You're standing in the middle of the road."
00:36 "This is our square."
00:38 "Follow him."
00:39 "What's your problem?"
00:42 "If someone doesn't stop me on the signal, I'll ask for it."
00:44 "Mr. Haroon, whoever you stop, just say, 'Bhaiji, fast.'"
00:49 "Bhaiji, fast."
00:50 "Fast, I understand."
00:52 "Violate the rules, give signals."
00:54 "But you do fast?"
00:55 "People are not ready to understand what fasting is."
00:58 "We go to rituals more."
01:00 "We don't go to the innermost."
01:03 "When fasting is open, we watch the spectacle."
01:07 "No one stops them."
01:09 "It's like they're out of school."
01:10 "What's happening is that today, I'm doing something"
01:15 "that encourages patience."
01:17 "That's why I'm not patient."
01:18 "Fasting also tells us to control our anger."
01:23 "You control your anger."
01:25 "Will you motivate us like this?"
01:29 "You're a fatso, but you motivate us."
01:32 "We'll make you do this all your life."
01:36 "Motivate us."
01:39 "What's your problem?"
01:42 "If someone doesn't stop me on the signal, I'll ask for it."
01:44 "In Lahore, people fast with a 'Mangala'."
01:46 "It's like they're out of school."
01:48 "They don't open their cars on the 4th day."
01:51 "You give us Rs. 100, why are you kicking us?"
01:54 "It's time to go to the bathroom, go and talk."
01:57 "Go and ask for it."
01:58 You're saying it in silence. - Yes.
02:01 The fritters are gone. - Hey!
02:02 Does the oil change? - Yes.
02:04 It changes every month. - What?
02:06 When the motorcycle changes, the drain changes too.
02:09 I'm going to ride the motorcycle first.
02:11 Now I'll have to do your work too.
02:13 Mr. Haroon, you won't get fritters like this anywhere.
02:17 Like this?
02:18 You'll be stunned to see my fritters.
02:21 Like this?
02:25 The fritters are gone.
02:27 Jodhepur, Sadar, Tarapura.. - Look, move this from here.
02:30 This road can't be parked on this.
02:34 If I and Irza take you out for Iftar, how much will you charge?
02:38 Sister, tell me where do we have to go?
02:39 We have to go nearby.
02:40 How can we go nearby?
02:44 You'll say, "I'm going to the mosque."
02:47 I'll say, "Go nearby, but don't tell me the name of the place."
02:49 We have to go nearby. - Sister, tell me the area.
02:51 Bhagwanpura, DHA..
02:53 We have to go to Azam Cloth Market.
02:55 Don't you want to open your clothes?
02:57 Are you going to eat 'Karandi' or 'Boski'?
03:01 Why are you so angry today?
03:04 Believe me, brother.
03:05 The day Ramzan starts, it's going to be a rainy month.
03:09 We have to face the traffic on this month.
03:12 Because the faces of the world are recognized by the traffic.
03:15 Your faces.. Here you go.
03:17 We have to go to Chungi.
03:20 Jodhepur, Sadar, Ganeshwor, Tashane..
03:25 Hello. - Hello.
03:27 One Samosa.. - Brother, come here.
03:28 Yes? - What's the matter?
03:30 I'm coming to your house.
03:31 Sir, please wait for a minute.
03:32 I'm sure you're here.
03:34 I thought you're not a motorist. - Don't do this.
03:36 Listen to me. What's this chaos?
03:38 You're buying things on the road.
03:40 It won't take long. Just give me Samosas.
03:42 Don't ruin my song. Please.
03:43 What song? You're touching it.
03:45 Are you mad?
03:47 You're being rude. - Who is it?
03:48 How many Samosas? - Pack two Samosas.
03:51 Your sister is asking for too much chutney.
03:52 Two Samosas? Is there a guest in the house?
03:54 Two Samosas.
03:57 Two people and two cups of Samosas are enough for her.
04:00 I got it. - Get out of here.
04:02 You're ruining my song.
04:04 Pack one chutney each. What's wrong with you?
04:06 Keep it.
04:07 It's just chutney. You think it's a fish lotion.
04:10 Read it.
04:12 Oh, God! - God bless you.
04:14 God bless you. - God bless you.
04:15 If it's a fish lotion, it'll be more expensive.
04:17 Give me the money.
04:19 Here's the money.
04:21 Keep it. - Give me the money.
04:23 God bless you.
04:23 The traffic is bad here.
04:25 Go away. - Go away.
04:27 Please. - What's wrong with you?
04:29 Go away. - What's wrong with you?
04:31 I'm going to a village on my duty.
04:35 Why? - To avoid the traffic.
04:37 It's peaceful in the village.
04:38 What? - It's peaceful.
04:39 Silence, birds chirping.
04:42 What? - Birds.
04:44 Birds chirping.
04:45 Chirping. - Chirping.
04:47 Have fun.
04:48 Believe me, I've lived so many years.
04:50 I used to hear the sound of a bubble in my childhood.
04:53 But it's not a bubble.
04:54 Oh, God! - How does a bubble sound?
04:56 A bubble.. - All..
04:58 All the..
05:00 I've never heard a bubble in my childhood.
05:03 Who was called the 'Bulbul-e-Sehra'?
05:05 Reshma. - Yes.
05:07 Mr. Haroon, the actual sound of a cuckoo is..
05:10 Cuckoo.
05:11 There are no sounds in the garden.
05:13 It's peaceful to go to the garden.
05:15 There are sounds.
05:16 Chunki is here.
05:18 Oh, God! - Oh, God!
05:21 Hello! Hello!
05:24 Stop!
05:26 Hello!
05:27 He drives a motorcycle.
05:29 You didn't stop.
05:32 Who called you?
05:33 The police.. - I'm trapped.
05:35 I'm trapped.
05:37 You must have fasted a lot.
05:39 I must have fasted.
05:40 It's time for the prayer.
05:41 I didn't fast. I got injured.
05:43 I didn't fast.
05:45 You're so heavy. Your tyre is on the ground.
05:48 I'm not heavy. - Oh, no.
05:50 Tell me something.
05:52 If a weak man is sitting, why is the tyre on the ground?
05:55 It's a little high.
05:56 Yes. - The tyre..
05:57 When he sits, the car moves like this.
05:59 Sir. - Yes.
06:02 Give me the money.
06:04 I had taken it.
06:06 He doesn't know how to ride a bike.
06:10 Hey, brother!
06:12 What is it?
06:12 What are you doing?
06:14 Is it a baby or a tyre?
06:16 Go away. Don't believe in God.
06:22 Who will give me the money?
06:24 No, no. They won't.
06:25 They are panhandlers. They won't give.
06:27 Who are they?
06:27 They are beggars. - Okay.
06:29 Hot fritters.
06:31 You're going to lose your hair.
06:33 What are you? Tell me.
06:36 This is a road for duty. There's no one here.
06:38 What are we standing here for?
06:40 You're naked. Someone is coming this way.
06:42 Have faith in God.
06:44 Why are you stopping him?
06:46 He's naked.
06:47 Sit, brother.
06:48 Where? - He's naked.
06:50 Wait. My bike is here.
06:51 I'm leaving.
06:52 He can't ride his own bike.
06:55 I can't ride my own bike.
06:58 Get out, sir. You're in my way.
07:00 Oh, God.
07:01 Don't believe in God.
07:03 This is a bad thing.
07:05 I'm a hardworking man. I'll help him.
07:08 This is not a big deal.
07:09 You think we're not hardworking?
07:11 No. He's a panhandler.
07:12 You can come and open my shop at 8 o'clock.
07:14 You'll know.
07:15 What will happen?
07:16 You'll make me sit here for an hour and a half.
07:19 Why are you sitting? Do something.
07:21 Aren't they working?
07:22 Hardwork is not hard work.
07:24 Get out, fatso.
07:26 Get out.
07:28 Let me go.
07:29 Get out, fatso.
07:31 Oh, God.
07:34 You remind me.
07:36 What happened?
07:37 I'm a panhandler.
07:39 Which one?
07:40 I'll take you. You go to him.
07:41 What did you forget?
07:44 My bag.
07:45 It's stuck.
07:47 What?
07:49 Get out.
07:52 Get out, sir.
07:54 Hot samosas.
07:55 What happened?
07:56 I'm not feeling well.
07:58 Get out.
07:59 I'm not feeling well.
08:01 You'll be fine wherever you go.
08:04 Hello.
08:06 I'll see you tomorrow.
08:07 Can't you stand with your anxiety?
08:09 I'll see you tomorrow.
08:10 It's time for the show.
08:11 Just a minute.
08:12 He's a distant.
08:13 Give me your betel leaf.
08:14 Ask for betel leaf.
08:15 Come with me.
08:16 I'll drop you wherever you want to go.
08:17 I'm going to Chungi.
08:19 How can I stand here?
08:21 Go to the shop.
08:22 Okay.
08:23 Do it 100 times.
08:25 But do it on the way.
08:26 The car won't start.
08:27 It'll pull me.
08:28 What's wrong with you?
08:28 Won't the car pull you?
08:30 The car pulls you.
08:32 Won't it pull you?
08:33 Get out.
08:36 Get out.
08:37 Get out.
08:39 Give me betel leaf.
08:41 I'm sitting on the car.
08:43 Give me betel leaf.
08:44 I'm going.
08:46 What's this?
08:49 Hey!
08:51 Betel leaf.
08:52 Sir.
08:57 Won't you give me betel leaf?
08:57 Sir.
08:58 Yes.
08:59 I'm sitting on the car.
08:59 Just a minute.
09:01 Hello.
09:02 Just a minute.
09:03 I want betel leaf.
09:05 What?
09:05 Betel leaf.
09:06 I don't have time.
09:07 You want betel leaf.
09:08 Hello.
09:09 Why are you giving me the betel leaf?
09:10 It won't work.
09:11 I don't have time.
09:12 I'm coming from work.
09:13 I'm not giving you the receipt.
09:14 For God's sake, cut it.
09:15 You're coming from work.
09:17 You don't wash your face or clothes.
09:18 Sir, you're the only one who's come to my house.
09:20 He's a roadkill hero.
09:21 Just a minute.
09:24 Traffic officer, if you stand here
09:25 and do this and this
09:27 and this and this
09:28 then everything will be fine.
09:29 Did anyone move?
09:34 It's not working.
09:36 (Laughing)
09:40 Yes, ma'am.
09:41 Yes.
09:41 He's our..
09:42 He's Sehma Khan's son.
09:44 (Laughing)
09:45 Cut it.
09:47 Ma'am, the traffic is stuck.
09:48 What do we do now?
09:49 Sir, you wait here.
09:50 I'll get the samosas.
09:51 Just a minute, sister.
09:52 I think you're convincing him with just this.
09:55 (Laughing)
09:56 Sir.
09:56 Yes, sir.
09:57 Yes.
09:58 Sir.
09:59 Why are you wasting time?
10:01 Sir.
10:02 Love is blind.
10:04 Yes, that's true.
10:07 Sir, there are too many guests.
10:09 We're short of samosas.
10:10 Give us one more samosa.
10:12 There are too many guests.
10:13 We'll give you half.
10:14 Sir, just stop.
10:15 Fix the motorcycle.
10:17 You move back.
10:18 Chingchi, move back.
10:19 The road is blocked.
10:20 You're a driver too.
10:22 He's such a poor man.
10:23 No, Mr. Haroon.
10:24 Just do the chalan.
10:25 I'm already crying.
10:27 I'm a poor man.
10:29 I'm a poor man.
10:30 Where will I get a car?
10:31 Keep crying.
10:32 What do you think?
10:33 I hope this nation understands this.
10:36 And it should understand
10:37 that when the world starts obeying the law
10:42 poverty will end.
10:43 Yes.
10:44 You get the chutney.
10:45 You leave.
10:46 Come on.
10:47 Where are you going?
10:47 Take this samosa and leave.
10:49 Yes.
10:49 Don't go in the streets
10:50 because you have a single samosa.
10:52 (Laughing)
10:54 You know what's happening?
10:57 What?
10:58 There are dozens of samosas at the gunpoint.
11:01 (Laughing)
11:02 The shopkeeper had counted the samosas.
11:05 (Laughing)
11:07 What do you think?
11:09 Yes.
11:09 Did you get the chutney?
11:10 Yes, I got three.
11:12 If you want to get samosas,
11:13 Yes.
11:14 get Kalmantar with chutney.
11:16 (Laughing)
11:17 Sir, I'll get the samosas.
11:19 If he's getting you a samosa,
11:20 he won't get the chutney.
11:22 (Laughing)
11:24 I think you're selling chutney for too much.
11:27 (Laughing)
11:28 Take the samosas home.
11:30 Yes.
11:30 Don't let the guests see you going in.
11:32 They'll get scared.
11:33 (Laughing)
11:34 Ma'am.
11:35 Yes.
11:35 Take the samosas home.
11:37 I'll get ice.
11:38 I think you'll make the chutney
11:40 that she got.
11:41 (Laughing)
11:43 Sir, do it on the side.
11:45 I'm trying to fix it.
11:48 I can't do it on the side.
11:49 Why?
11:50 I'm sitting on the open side.
11:51 You can make a shop here.
11:53 (Laughing)
11:55 If your house is nearby,
11:56 why did you bring the bike?
11:58 I'm not a big man.
12:00 You're a big man.
12:01 Why did you bring the bike on the side?
12:03 Let it be.
12:05 (Laughing)
12:06 I didn't try it on your advice.
12:09 Then?
12:09 The chandelier is too hot.
12:11 (Laughing)
12:12 It's not a chandelier.
12:14 (Laughing)
12:15 (Singing)
12:18 Warm it up.
12:19 (Singing)
12:22 Wait a minute.
12:24 Wait a minute.
12:26 There's no place.
12:28 Move back.
12:29 My dear, just a second.
12:32 My dear, my..
12:33 (Singing)
12:40 It's a small place.
12:41 I can see the place.
12:43 It's a small place.
12:45 Where is it?
12:46 (Singing)
12:47 Move back.
12:49 My dear, move back.
12:51 There's no place.
12:54 There's no place.
12:56 Hello.
12:58 There's no place.
13:00 I love you.
13:02 Hello.
13:04 I love you.
13:05 There's no place.
13:08 (Laughing)
13:11 I just gave him a place
13:13 because he kept saying that it's a small place.
13:16 (Laughing)
13:17 He's a sympathizer.
13:19 God bless you.
13:20 Tell me something.
13:22 Do you need a traffic police?
13:24 (Laughing)
13:25 There are such people.
13:27 If they drive a bus,
13:28 they'll get out of the car.
13:30 I'm surprised.
13:32 How did he get stuck in the traffic?
13:34 He wasn't feeling well.
13:37 Hello.
13:38 I'll go and..
13:40 Listen to me.
13:41 Move back.
13:42 I'm at a place.
13:45 What place?
13:46 Straighten the car.
13:48 It'll move.
13:50 You'll get stuck in the car.
13:52 (Laughing)
13:53 I think the car is damaged.
13:56 (Laughing)
13:56 Move back.
13:57 I'm at a place.
13:59 Brother.
13:59 It's time for the fast. I'm going home.
14:01 (Laughing)
14:02 Give me a way.
14:04 I'll get you out.
14:05 What do I do?
14:07 I'm a player.
14:08 Believe me.
14:10 You're a motorcycle player.
14:12 You're the only one who can get out of the car.
14:13 (Laughing)
14:16 Brother, thank you.
14:18 Hello, sir.
14:20 It's nothing.
14:21 I can't. I'm driving.
14:24 You're driving?
14:26 I'll get you out of the car.
14:28 (Laughing)
14:29 You were supposed to come today.
14:32 You can come today.
14:33 Ask me everyday. I'm here.
14:35 I'm at a place.
14:38 Wait for me.
14:40 I got a call.
14:41 It's a patient.
14:42 Wait.
14:44 Hello.
14:45 Yes, ma'am.
14:46 You're leaving?
14:48 Pack another samosa.
14:49 I'm not leaving.
14:50 I'm not leaving.
14:52 (Laughing)
14:54 You're so..
14:54 Are you okay?
14:56 Ask her how many men she has.
14:57 I'll get a date for her.
14:59 (Laughing)
15:01 Listen.
15:02 Take a life jacket.
15:03 Don't take out samosa from it.
15:05 (Laughing)
15:06 I'm out of petrol.
15:08 Why are you going ahead?
15:09 Give me a way.
15:11 You know you're a little heavy
15:13 when you're in Pakistan.
15:14 Leave it. Give me a way.
15:16 You're a good man.
15:17 You should see the situation.
15:18 The car broke down.
15:20 My dear brother.
15:21 My dear brother.
15:22 Just go back.
15:24 Get some medicine.
15:25 You'll be fine.
15:27 My brother. I'll get it.
15:28 What's wrong with you?
15:29 Where are you?
15:31 Why are you going ahead?
15:32 I love you.
15:33 You're in my life.
15:34 I love you too.
15:35 Don't go ahead.
15:36 Wait.
15:37 Wait.
15:38 I'll tell you.
15:39 Wait.
15:40 I'll do it.
15:41 Don't worry.
15:42 I'll climb on your feet.
15:44 (Laughing)
15:47 I'm sorry. I'm from a rich family.
15:48 You're my father's son.
15:49 Please move back.
15:51 (Laughing)
15:53 Just move back.
15:55 Traffic.
15:56 I had to go to get the money.
15:58 My dear brother.
15:59 I'll cut your hand.
16:02 Move back.
16:03 I love you.
16:05 I'll..
16:06 I'll go ahead.
16:08 (Laughing)
16:13 You're not a hero.
16:14 Move back. I'll get it.
16:16 (Laughing)
16:19 Why are you going back?
16:20 It broke down here.
16:23 You're fools.
16:24 It's just a small issue.
16:25 You can't just take your bike and go.
16:27 It broke down.
16:28 I went home.
16:29 It's a million year old water.
16:31 (Laughing)
16:31 Wait.
16:32 It's just a small issue.
16:33 Why are you going back?
16:34 You go ahead.
16:35 You move back.
16:36 Where are you going?
16:38 I'll get everyone's anger on you.
16:40 Sir, you try.
16:41 You can also get angry.
16:42 (Laughing)
16:45 This is the benefit of traffic.
16:46 You can't even buy a samosa.
16:48 (Laughing)
16:49 Baby, baby, baby, all I like.
16:53 Baby, baby, baby, all I like.
16:57 Give me some.
16:58 I have 73 government bonds.
17:00 I can't keep anything.
17:01 Give me some. I'll sing for you.
17:03 Why do you sing for me?
17:05 You sing for my traffic.
17:06 (Laughing)
17:08 Give me some.
17:09 Who do you call a brother for?
17:11 (Laughing)
17:12 Give me some.
17:14 May God bless you with a long life.
17:16 Baby, I'll go home at this hour.
17:17 I'll decide when I reach home.
17:19 Give me some.
17:21 Give me some money.
17:22 She's not a beggar. She's a beggar.
17:24 (Laughing)
17:26 She's a beggar. Give her some money.
17:28 You give me some.
17:29 You look healthy.
17:30 You must be carrying a baby.
17:31 Give me some.
17:33 (Laughing)
17:37 Hello.
17:38 What did you do now?
17:39 Pack half the samosa.
17:40 I think she's pregnant.
17:42 (Laughing)
17:42 I don't want to eat food.
17:44 What is it?
17:45 The kids are making chutney.
17:47 The guests have made chutney.
17:49 Yes.
17:49 Serve them samosa there.
17:51 (Laughing)
17:53 Give me some.
17:53 Your wife is like that.
17:54 Her wife is already spoilt.
17:56 My wife is spoilt.
17:58 She's a fatso.
17:59 I'll get you married.
18:01 Give me some money.
18:03 I can't keep four kids.
18:06 (Laughing)
18:06 You're in trouble.
18:08 I'll park the car and go.
18:10 (Whistle blowing)
18:11 Chingji, please move back.
18:14 I'm stuck because of you.
18:15 Chingji's wife is waiting.
18:17 I'm right. I'll take you to the gate.
18:20 You take her home.
18:22 What if I bring her?
18:23 You can't even ride a bike.
18:26 All the kids are dead.
18:28 What?
18:29 Go.
18:30 You take her to your gate.
18:31 All the kids are dead. You've just banked off.
18:34 Baby, baby, baby.
18:36 (Laughing)
18:39 You're so clever.
18:41 Where will you get the brains?
18:42 Park the car. There's a friend behind.
18:44 I can't find the way.
18:46 (Screaming)
18:49 I think he's sitting in a cot.
18:53 (Laughing)
18:57 (Screaming)
18:58 He's broken his leg.
19:00 Call the rescue.
19:02 Do you have a number?
19:03 Don't you have a number?
19:04 I have a number but I don't have balance.
19:06 (Laughing)
19:07 Call the ambulance.
19:09 Call the ambulance.
19:11 Wait, I'll do it.
19:12 Hello.
19:15 You're not going to ask for chutney.
19:17 Hello.
19:18 Yes.
19:19 1122.
19:20 He's hurt his leg.
19:22 1122.
19:23 Yes.
19:25 I'm sending you a dress.
19:26 Wait, we're stuck in traffic.
19:28 (Laughing)
19:32 Brother, give him your car.
19:34 Give me the way.
19:36 I'm telling you to give me the way.
19:37 Give me the way.
19:39 (Fighting)
19:41 I'm hurt.
19:44 You're hurt?
19:45 Yes.
19:46 Go and pray.
19:47 He's going to die.
19:50 You're going to die.
19:51 (Fighting)
19:56 Stop fighting.
19:58 (Screaming)
20:02 You're hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
20:04 Do you have anything left?
20:06 Do you have anything to eat?
20:07 I'm hungry.
20:09 Do you have anything to eat?
20:10 I don't have anything.
20:11 Do you want to eat khichdi?
20:13 No, I'm full.
20:14 (Laughing)
20:15 Eat it.
20:17 Do you have anything?
20:17 Are you afraid of God?
20:19 You were supposed to fast at home.
20:21 Why are you fasting here?
20:23 Eat dates and fast.
20:27 Why are you fasting?
20:29 Where did this voice come from?
20:30 Look down.
20:31 Where?
20:33 Oh!
20:34 He's up.
20:36 He's a good man.
20:38 Wow!
20:39 Eat dates.
20:40 God bless you.
20:41 Don't give him anything.
20:42 He's a strict man.
20:44 (Laughing)
20:45 Give it to him.
20:46 Thank you, sir.
20:48 Is it done?
20:49 Yes.
20:50 That's it.
20:51 Come again tomorrow.
20:52 You'll be like this.
20:54 (Laughing)
20:55 What are you doing?
20:57 We fight every day.
21:02 I'm here to break his fast.
21:05 Wow!
21:06 We fought for a date.
21:09 (Laughing)
21:12 We'll meet after the break.
21:16 Do you believe in fasts?
21:17 Yes.
21:17 I've had enough fasts.
21:20 Yes.
21:21 My kidneys, lungs and heart are safe.
21:24 (Laughing)
21:25 He can't be so pink.
21:29 (Laughing)
21:29 I don't like her.
21:32 (Laughing)
21:35 (Music)
21:38 Welcome back, viewers.
21:39 We have a guest with us.
21:42 He has a stomach.
21:44 Let's talk about the reason.
21:46 Greetings.
21:47 Greetings.
21:48 Who are you?
21:49 He's a stomach.
21:50 (Laughing)
21:51 I brought him here.
21:53 He eats a lot.
21:56 He's eating my stomach.
21:57 You're a stomach.
21:59 I eat whatever I want.
22:00 How did you bring me here?
22:02 Enjoy it.
22:02 (Laughing)
22:05 I'll enjoy it.
22:06 (Laughing)
22:08 Do you believe in fasts?
22:09 Yes.
22:09 I've had enough fasts.
22:12 Yes.
22:13 My kidneys, lungs and heart are safe.
22:16 (Laughing)
22:17 He can't be so pink.
22:21 (Laughing)
22:21 I don't like her.
22:23 (Laughing)
22:27 He looks like a stomach but he's a big eater.
22:30 (Laughing)
22:31 He's a big eater.
22:33 (Laughing)
22:34 He drinks so much water that he's got a blanket.
22:37 (Laughing)
22:38 You made him eat so much that he's lost his appetite.
22:42 (Laughing)
22:43 He eats a lot.
22:44 He eats a lot of junk food.
22:46 (Sighing)
22:47 Listen to me.
22:48 You're not just a glutton.
22:50 You're made to digest food.
22:51 If he's eating, God has given him so much to eat.
22:54 He should digest it.
22:55 He should eat something less.
22:58 What do you mean?
22:59 He should eat radish and throw it at me.
23:01 (Laughing)
23:02 It's okay. He should eat radish and throw it at you.
23:04 He doesn't know that he doesn't eat radish.
23:07 Then what does he do?
23:07 He adds red chilli powder to it.
23:08 I know what I'm supposed to do.
23:10 (Laughing)
23:11 He's a big eater.
23:13 He can't digest food.
23:15 Listen to me.
23:17 I was a big eater.
23:22 I see.
23:22 Now he's a glutton.
23:24 (Laughing)
23:24 But his stomach is very efficient.
23:27 He's doing something that's not letting him gain weight.
23:30 You don't know.
23:31 He's a thief.
23:33 Really?
23:33 I'm sure he's a thief.
23:36 (Laughing)
23:37 Why don't you get him a place to stay?
23:40 I'll slap him.
23:42 (Laughing)
23:43 Make him lose motion.
23:45 I'll also become a distractor.
23:47 (Laughing)
23:48 You should also be careful.
23:50 You know, you've made your friend so big.
23:54 He's actually a small glutton.
23:55 I'm telling you, he's my glutton.
23:58 He should do his work.
23:59 He's talking nonsense.
24:01 (Laughing)
24:02 Make a sound so that he learns.
24:05 I'm a glutton, not a fool.
24:06 (Laughing)
24:07 (Gulping)
24:10 (Groaning)
24:11 (Laughing)
24:14 You made a mistake.
24:16 What?
24:16 You made a mistake.
24:18 (Laughing)
24:19 I'll slap you when he does that.
24:22 (Laughing)
24:24 He's fasting.
24:26 He's hungry.
24:27 He should eat and digest.
24:29 He should eat something that's not edible.
24:31 What should he eat?
24:33 Nothing edible.
24:34 He should eat a vegetable and spit on it.
24:37 What?
24:37 He should eat a vegetable and spit on it.
24:39 What are you doing?
24:40 I'll tell you.
24:41 Yes.
24:42 I spit on vegetables.
24:45 Why?
24:45 I get a cold after eating vegetables.
24:47 Yes.
24:48 So, I spit on vegetables.
24:48 Okay.
24:49 That's good.
24:50 I get a cold.
24:51 I get a cold after eating vegetables.
24:54 Yes.
24:54 I get a cold after eating a burki.
24:56 (Laughing)
24:57 I get a cold after eating a burki.
25:01 (Laughing)
25:02 I'm a glutton. You should digest.
25:04 You're a glutton.
25:06 (Laughing)
25:08 Haroon, he had a stomachache.
25:10 He ate a vegetable.
25:11 He was digesting it.
25:13 You can eat it if you want.
25:15 If you add the fertilizer in wood,
25:19 it'll come down from the wood.
25:21 It's a dangerous fertilizer.
25:23 It destroys everything.
25:26 Wow!
25:27 The things that come in my mouth..
25:30 Yes.
25:30 ..are also dangerous.
25:32 (Laughing)
25:34 Mr. Meda, give him a menu.
25:36 What menu? You don't know my condition.
25:39 (Groaning)
25:40 (Laughing)
25:41 I think..
25:43 If you want to insult him, keep it at home.
25:45 (Laughing)
25:46 Brother, is he taking medicine to cure you?
25:49 No one takes medicine.
25:51 Then?
25:52 He asks the next person what to eat.
25:55 (Laughing)
25:56 He says he ate barbeque and tikka.
25:58 He ate tikka and also had a stick.
26:01 (Laughing)
26:03 What is this?
26:05 What is this?
26:07 Mr. Haroon, he has a stomachache.
26:10 During iftar?
26:11 Yes.
26:11 He uses the stick as a spice.
26:14 (Laughing)
26:15 I can't tell him where the stick is.
26:19 Mr. Haroon, on average..
26:20 ..how much food can a person tolerate?
26:23 Six cups.
26:24 Six cups?
26:25 Six cups in total.
26:26 That's very less.
26:27 If we eat more, where does the stomach go?
26:30 You are saying six cups.
26:32 Yes.
26:32 Has anyone heard of six cups?
26:34 He eats six cups.
26:36 (Laughing)
26:37 Your Meda can only be full with six cups of tea.
26:41 But the menu he gave me..
26:43 ..I thought he was a town cat.
26:44 (Laughing)
26:45 What is wrong with Meda?
26:47 I think the radiator of a big car is out.
26:49 (Laughing)
26:50 Meda is sleeping at home.
26:52 Brother, get her x-rayed.
26:55 Has she ever given you a stick?
26:58 (Laughing)
26:59 Please don't give me the name of a stick.
27:02 She has eaten a stick.
27:03 (Laughing)
27:05 Sir, I think Meda has no other body part.
27:08 Neither kidneys nor heart.
27:09 (Laughing)
27:12 Mr. Haroon, believe me.
27:13 Yes.
27:14 We were all married.
27:17 Who?
27:18 Meda, liver, kidney, liver, kidney.
27:22 Okay.
27:22 All of them are alone.
27:25 And they think..
27:26 Believe me, two or three of my parts..
27:29 Yes.
27:29 ..migrated.
27:30 (Laughing)
27:31 And they think Meda has taken over.
27:34 He has taken over our land.
27:36 Meda is like an elephant.
27:39 (Laughing)
27:40 Believe me, I feel like I am eating a big plate.
27:45 (Laughing)
27:46 How much will you eat? Stop it. You are sitting on TV.
27:49 Sir, I have two to four samosas left.
27:51 (Gurgling)
27:52 (Laughing)
27:54 What happened?
27:55 I don't know what's happening in my stomach.
27:56 (Laughing)
27:57 It's not happening in your stomach.
27:59 Your samosas are just like hookah.
28:01 (Laughing)
28:04 Do you know, Nizam-e-Hazm..
28:06 Yes.
28:07 ..that Meda is so obedient to you..
28:11 ..that as soon as you think of eating something..
28:14 ..it starts making the food.
28:16 Wow.
28:16 It gets ready to eat.
28:19 It will.
28:20 I have to serve you.
28:22 I have to digest the proteins.
28:23 I have to digest the carbs.
28:26 And I have to digest everything and forward it.
28:30 And I have to transfer everything to the small intestine.
28:32 Sir, you are right. I want to eat a big plate.
28:34 Yes.
28:34 I have to digest everything and transfer it to the small intestine.
28:38 Yes, that's the way.
28:39 But the speed at which he eats..
28:41 Yes.
28:41 ..I am sad that I am only seeing things in his intestines.
28:44 (Laughing)
28:45 He is eating straight into the small intestine.
28:47 (Laughing)
28:49 If everyone is making acid at the same speed..
28:51 ..that it's made when you think of it..
28:53 ..then why is the digestive system different?
28:55 Some have a fast system.
28:56 Some have a slow system.
28:58 That's your metabolism.
28:59 That's something else.
29:00 How does your body store the food..
29:06 ..the nutrients that come out of the food?
29:09 Because all this fat is the batteries..
29:12 ..that it has charged so that if I don't have food tomorrow..
29:16 ..then I will use this energy.
29:18 This body..
29:19 This is called fattening.
29:20 Okay.
29:21 The fat that is deposited in you.
29:23 So, some people have bad intestines.
29:26 The body doesn't accept the nutrients completely.
29:30 It passes them on.
29:31 That's why they are thin and eat a lot.
29:34 When I think of eating..
29:37 Yes.
29:37 ..then I get a lot of acid.
29:39 I forget what I am eating.
29:41 (Laughing)
29:43 Believe me.
29:44 A common man eats and puts a toothpick in his teeth.
29:47 Yes.
29:47 He has put a piece of bread in his mouth.
29:49 (Laughing)
29:50 Look, now he is in pain.
29:52 He was going to eat a thorn.
29:53 Yes.
29:54 He is having a bad digestion.
29:56 Mr. Arun, who did this?
29:58 Why did they do this?
29:59 You have been watching the show for so long.
30:01 You didn't know who it was?
30:02 No, I was sleeping under the floor.
30:04 (Laughing)
30:06 If God would make me a fool..
30:08 Yes.
30:09 ..then I would have been dead in a snap.
30:10 (Laughing)
30:12 I have understood your pain.
30:14 You can eat me.
30:16 I will see what is inside you.
30:19 (Laughing)
30:21 People think that we are joking.
30:24 You come.
30:24 (Laughing)
30:25 No, he will eat.
30:27 He will eat. Look at him.
30:29 He is eating his breakfast.
30:31 I have taken it back.
30:32 (Laughing)
30:33 He is eating so fast.
30:34 I think he is free from food.
30:36 (Laughing)
30:37 Why do you eat so much?
30:39 Mr. Arun, I am very hungry for iftar.
30:42 I feel like eating a whole goat.
30:44 I hope that this is your last fast.
30:47 (Laughing)
30:49 (Groaning)
30:53 What happened?
30:54 I am not able to do it.
30:56 (Groaning)
30:59 He has stopped breathing.
31:02 (Groaning)
31:04 Someone help me.
31:08 I am going to die.
31:09 I cannot do it.
31:12 He has disproved me.
31:13 (Laughing)
31:15 I can do it.
31:17 My life will be easy.
31:18 You will not do it now.
31:19 No, I will not do it now.
31:20 Leave it.
31:21 Leave it.
31:22 Yes, leave it.
31:24 (Groaning)
31:26 (Laughing)
31:28 (Groaning)
31:30 Thank God, my life is saved.
31:32 I should not have made the flour.
31:33 Listen to me.
31:35 Tell me something.
31:37 I am not Dasna.
31:37 I have two samosas left.
31:39 (Laughing)
31:42 Ladies and gentlemen, a small break.
31:44 Don't go anywhere.
31:45 We will meet after the break.
31:46 When I sit alone, I remember that
31:50 I felt so lonely today.
31:53 As if people have buried me.
31:55 (Groaning)
31:58 (Applauding)
32:01 How many houses will you destroy?
32:03 (Laughing)
32:05 If you are a lion, you should be able to run.
32:08 (Laughing)
32:09 I have to tell you something about the child.
32:11 What?
32:12 He is only good looking.
32:13 Otherwise, he is not a good man.
32:14 (Laughing)
32:15 (Music)
32:24 Hello, cutie.
32:25 Hello, princess.
32:26 Hello, princess of Punjab.
32:28 Hello, number one.
32:29 Hello, lion.
32:31 Hello, hello.
32:33 She is describing.
32:34 (Applauding)
32:37 Welcome back, viewers.
32:39 Yes, Irza.
32:40 We have such a lovely audience.
32:41 So, let's go to the audience first.
32:43 Where is the lovely audience?
32:44 There he is.
32:45 He is the one.
32:46 Give the mic to the audience.
32:48 Hello, Mr. Haroon.
32:49 Hello, brother.
32:51 My name is Adnan Qadir. I am from Okara.
32:53 Adnan Qadir?
32:54 Yes.
32:55 Did you start spinning?
32:57 No.
32:57 I am not like Shane Vaughan and Abdul Qadir.
32:59 Okay.
33:00 You are from Okara. So, you are Mr. Saleem's neighbour.
33:03 Yes.
33:04 Ask him if his grandmother is in the street.
33:06 (Laughing)
33:07 Mr. Saleem will tell you in a better way.
33:09 (Laughing)
33:11 Yes, brother.
33:11 Why did you come to Lahore when I came here?
33:14 (Laughing)
33:15 Mr. Saleem says that he doesn't know big streets.
33:18 Wow.
33:18 (Applauding)
33:22 Sir, I have a poem.
33:24 I will dedicate it to Mr. Haroon.
33:25 I haven't written it myself.
33:27 Oh, wow.
33:27 How lucky are those people who see you in the morning and evening
33:31 as if they see the moon in the dark night.
33:33 Oh, wow.
33:35 Wow.
33:36 Well done.
33:38 That beautiful redness of the lips
33:40 which is not less if I call it a rose.
33:42 Shall I pout?
33:44 (Laughing)
33:45 I am in a dilemma. I am confused.
33:47 My heart is beating fast.
33:50 Your name is making me go crazy.
33:52 Oh, wow.
33:54 Wow.
33:55 Wow.
33:56 Wow.
33:57 (Applauding)
34:00 Wow.
34:02 Very good.
34:02 Well done.
34:03 He looks like a hero.
34:04 You should give him Dr. Shaukat's address.
34:07 (Laughing)
34:08 There is a public service message.
34:10 You can come to this show and write a poem for me.
34:13 (Laughing)
34:15 We will do that.
34:16 You will get the same package.
34:18 (Laughing)
34:19 I am happy to see those who see you.
34:23 Oh, wow.
34:25 I am happy to see those who see you.
34:29 It was my fault to love you.
34:31 Now I see the big picture.
34:32 Oh, wow.
34:34 I have sworn that I will see the end.
34:37 I have sworn that I will see the end.
34:39 What will I see with these beautiful eyes?
34:42 Wow.
34:43 Wow.
34:44 (Applauding)
34:46 I think he didn't write this poem.
34:49 When you remember a poem, you don't hold your mobile.
34:52 You hold it in your hand.
34:53 He is very misunderstood.
34:55 Really?
34:56 The poets remember all their poems.
34:59 Yes.
35:00 They don't remember anything.
35:01 There was a time when I was in pain.
35:05 My dreams were shattered.
35:07 Oh.
35:07 All three books of Mr. Faraz were remembered by heart.
35:12 Wow.
35:13 Completely.
35:13 Wow.
35:14 Yes.
35:15 Madam said that I should do something for her.
35:18 Wow.
35:19 (Applauding)
35:24 All the praises end here.
35:27 You are beautiful.
35:28 Oh.
35:29 (Applauding)
35:31 Wow.
35:32 Really?
35:33 Sir, it is the month of Ramadan.
35:34 I am lying.
35:36 It is the same day.
35:37 Yes.
35:38 Look, I am talking about the first line of the funeral.
35:40 I am a man.
35:41 Okay.
35:42 Wait a minute.
35:43 A man is coming behind me.
35:45 Let him tell.
35:46 Look, when I think of you,
35:51 I feel lonely.
35:53 Wow.
35:54 I have a strange thought and I am writing a poem.
35:56 I thought you were a decent man.
35:58 He is a nice man.
35:59 You feel lonely and you feel like crying.
36:02 There is no doubt.
36:04 Wow.
36:05 There is no doubt.
36:05 You can see it on TV and in person.
36:09 Yes.
36:09 It is a strange condition.
36:10 You can feel it face to face.
36:12 When I am alone, I think of him.
36:16 I felt so lonely today.
36:19 Yes.
36:20 I felt so lonely today.
36:23 I felt as if people buried me.
36:25 Wow.
36:28 Wow.
36:30 (Applauding)
36:31 And.
36:32 How many women will you ruin?
36:34 (Laughing)
36:35 If it is a poem of a snake,
36:37 it should be written by a man who runs a van.
36:38 (Laughing)
36:39 I don't have a house to tell about my children.
36:41 Yes.
36:42 I have a house only for my looks.
36:43 Otherwise, I don't have a house.
36:44 (Laughing)
36:46 He is saying it with pride.
36:47 The first 8th ma'am is coming.
36:48 (Laughing)
36:50 Very good.
36:50 Thank you. Thank you so much.
36:52 Thank you, sir.
36:52 Thank you.
36:53 (Applauding)
36:55 Greetings, sir.
36:55 Greetings.
36:56 My name is Mohammad Ahsan.
36:57 I am a student of BS Physics.
36:58 Okay.
36:59 I want to dedicate a poem.
37:00 The end ma'am is sitting and she is looking angry.
37:03 Please clarify. Is she talking about Jia?
37:05 Yes. She is sitting at the end.
37:06 She is at the end.
37:06 Yes.
37:07 When did she look angry?
37:09 You have a very far sight.
37:10 You leave a lot of people and look.
37:12 (Laughing)
37:13 There are other people sitting in the middle.
37:16 Look at your face.
37:17 Don't stop your face.
37:18 (Laughing)
37:20 Yes. Please recite.
37:21 It is better than your changed tone.
37:23 Let us bear the pain of separation.
37:26 Wow.
37:27 Let God do something so that you fall in love.
37:30 You call us. We will be with you.
37:32 Wow.
37:35 Wow.
37:39 Let the heart burn.
37:40 Let the heart burn.
37:41 The audience is very angry.
37:44 (Laughing)
37:46 Leave a little.
37:46 Her teeth are not getting tied.
37:48 (Laughing)
37:49 Okay.
37:50 If there was a lion there, then wow.
37:52 If there is a lion here, then what?
37:54 (Laughing)
37:55 This is a very bad tie.
37:56 I have made a lion there.
37:58 (Laughing)
38:00 Don't do this.
38:02 Believe me.
38:03 I have been wearing this for 15-20 days.
38:06 I have a lot of stuff left.
38:07 (Laughing)
38:09 This is very good.
38:10 Very good.
38:11 (Applauding)
38:13 Next.
38:14 Yes.
38:15 Greetings.
38:16 Greetings.
38:16 My name is Mohammad Irfan.
38:17 I am from Khanewal district.
38:18 I am a student of BS chemistry.
38:20 Okay.
38:21 I am very happy to be on the show.
38:23 Thank you.
38:23 I want to recite some poetry.
38:24 For whom?
38:26 This is someone's name.
38:27 Why are you doing this?
38:28 He will understand whose name is also there.
38:29 Wow.
38:30 Okay.
38:30 Wow.
38:32 (Reciting poetry)
38:35 Okay.
38:36 (Reciting poetry)
38:40 Wow.
38:41 (Reciting poetry)
38:46 Wow.
38:46 (Reciting poetry)
38:51 Wow.
38:52 Wow.
38:54 Very good.
38:54 (Reciting poetry)
38:58 And I know..
38:59 Sir, when do you feel love is a waste?
39:02 (Laughing)
39:03 244.
39:04 (Laughing)
39:06 Next.
39:07 Yes.
39:07 Greetings.
39:08 Greetings.
39:09 Thank you for giving us a chance to come on your show.
39:12 You have come a thousand times.
39:13 It is your show.
39:14 It is not ours.
39:15 It is your show.
39:16 This poem..
39:18 Ma'am said that something should happen for me.
39:21 This is for her.
39:21 Wow.
39:23 Wow.
39:25 Wow.
39:27 I said it for ma'am.
39:28 It happened for her.
39:29 She is our elder sister.
39:30 (Laughing)
39:32 (Reciting poetry)
39:44 Wow.
39:45 Wow.
39:46 Wow.
39:48 Wow.
39:49 This poem is written behind the seats of Basudis.
39:52 (Laughing)
39:53 When I praise Irza so much
39:55 why do they get so much love?
39:58 They are in love.
39:59 Look, the thing is..
40:01 The audience..
40:01 They can say whatever they want.
40:03 We lie on national TV.
40:05 (Laughing)
40:06 It is not that they saw me in this condition.
40:10 (Laughing)
40:11 The person who sees me at 11 or 12 in the morning
40:15 actually knows me.
40:16 (Laughing)
40:18 Mr. Agha, when did you see me at 11 or 11.30?
40:22 You don't even get up after sleeping.
40:23 You don't know.
40:24 I didn't even get up.
40:25 I saw you in the feeder at night.
40:27 (Laughing)
40:28 Do you have any gent poem?
40:30 (Laughing)
40:31 Gent poem..
40:33 In sky blue colour.
40:35 (Laughing)
40:36 The next poem is..
40:37 There is a lady sitting between two gents.
40:42 Oh, Malaika.
40:43 Oh, Malaika.
40:44 She is also sleeping.
40:45 (Laughing)
40:47 I always used to tell her
40:48 to do ladies' dressing.
40:50 People will like it.
40:51 (Laughing)
40:53 Yes, please.
40:54 Your beauty is in my heart.
40:58 Your beauty is in my heart.
41:02 It says that you are a fairy in the mirror.
41:05 (Applauding)
41:09 I am surprised that no one said wow.
41:12 Why did you say wow?
41:13 (Laughing)
41:14 Wow.
41:16 Yes.
41:16 Greetings.
41:17 Greetings.
41:18 My name is Muneeb Liaqat.
41:19 I am a student of B.S. Physics, University of Education.
41:21 I have a poem for you.
41:22 Which one?
41:23 For Irza ma'am.
41:24 What is it for Irza ma'am?
41:26 I know that someone keeps you company.
41:28 I know that someone keeps you company.
41:30 I wanted to ask if someone cares for you.
41:32 Wow.
41:33 Wow.
41:35 Wow.
41:36 Yes, Arzu and Marhum keep me company.
41:39 And both of them care for me.
41:41 They didn't ask about my care.
41:43 They asked about my care.
41:44 (Laughing)
41:44 Care?
41:45 He is saying that he will get me something to eat tomorrow.
41:47 (Laughing)
41:48 Very good.
41:49 Very good.
41:50 (Applauding)
41:51 Such great poets.
41:54 And people from chemistry.
41:56 In fact, he is from physics.
41:57 And Tahir Shaheer didn't come today.
41:59 But so many poets have come.
42:01 So many poets.
42:01 Yes. Yes.
42:03 Greetings.
42:03 Greetings.
42:05 First of all, I want to talk to you.
42:08 To everyone.
42:09 Yes.
42:09 I want to have such events in Pakistan.
42:12 On TV channels.
42:14 I want to have entertainment shows.
42:15 The condition of Pakistan.
42:17 That's right.
42:18 People are under stress.
42:21 They watch your shows.
42:22 They feel happy.
42:24 That's right.
42:25 They watch it with their families.
42:27 It's a good thing.
42:28 That's right.
42:29 Like working.
42:29 Bring the mic closer.
42:31 There is a burden of working.
42:32 People work all day and watch shows at night.
42:36 It's a good thing.
42:37 Thank you.
42:37 Secondly, I have a poem.
42:40 Yes.
42:41 I hope you like it.
42:43 Yes.
42:44 Your party doesn't let anyone get up while winning.
42:47 Oh.
42:48 Wow.
42:49 Wow.
42:51 It's a great poem.
42:51 Dedicate it to everyone.
42:53 Wow.
42:53 Your party doesn't let anyone get up while winning.
42:57 It's a living funeral that gets up from your party.
43:00 Wow.
43:02 Wow.
43:03 Wow.
43:04 Wow.
43:06 It's a living funeral that gets up from your party.
43:08 Very good.
43:08 Next.
43:10 Yes.
43:11 Greetings.
43:11 Greetings.
43:12 My name is Shahnaiz Mustafa.
43:13 I'm from Lahore.
43:14 I'm a student of B.Sc.
43:16 In the University of Education.
43:17 Okay.
43:18 The students of the universities have broken hearts.
43:22 Okay.
43:23 I dedicate this poem to them.
43:25 Yes.
43:26 I'm happy even when you're far away like before.
43:29 Wow.
43:29 I'm happy even when you're far away like before.
43:32 I feel bad when you're alone.
43:35 Wow.
43:36 Why are your letters and letters safe in my memory?
43:39 Like a desire in my heart.
43:41 Wow.
43:43 It's a good poem.
43:43 It's a good poem.
43:44 It's a good poem.
43:46 Wow. Very good.
43:47 Next.
43:48 Sir, the video and TV were small.
43:52 You're sitting quietly.
43:53 I'll give you a kiss.
43:54 I'll talk to you.
43:56 Okay.
43:57 He's so poor that he gets kisses.
43:59 Viewers, this was today's show.
44:04 We'll meet you in the next show.
44:06 Take care.
44:08 Goodbye.
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