Nope | Gordy the Monkey's Rampage

  • 5 months ago
Nope | Gordy the Monkey's Rampage

During the live taping of a birthday party, Gordy the monkey goes on a chaotic rampage.
Transcript
00:00 [chatter]
00:02 Alright, Gordy. You almost ready, buddy?
00:04 Wake up, buddy. Come on.
00:06 He's ready.
00:08 Bingo!
00:10 And action!
00:12 And of course I set it to Icelandic time
00:14 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
00:16 And you have no idea how to tell time.
00:20 [laughter]
00:22 Great gift, Dad. Way to think things through.
00:24 Somehow you'd think that a man who can send a rocket into space
00:28 would be able to manage a halfway decent birthday present.
00:30 Nope!
00:32 [laughter]
00:34 You know, Gordy,
00:36 all things considered,
00:38 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
00:40 [laughter]
00:42 Hey, Gordy!
00:44 Surprise!
00:46 Wow! Now that is a gift!
00:48 [laughter]
00:50 [panting]
00:56 Oh, sorry. Fine.
00:58 That's alright. I'll pick it up from there.
01:00 Wait a minute!
01:02 What happened to we both failed at finding good presents?
01:06 [laughter]
01:08 Here you go, Gordy.
01:10 Happy birthday!
01:12 [laughter]
01:14 Beautiful, Haley!
01:16 [applause]
01:18 Woo!
01:20 [applause]
01:22 [roar]
01:24 [screaming]
01:26 Stop!
01:28 [screaming]
01:30 [screaming]
01:32 [heartbeat]
01:34 [heartbeat]
01:36 [door slams]
01:48 [door slams]
01:50 [laughter]
02:02 [footsteps]
02:04 [gunshot]
02:16 [gunshot]
02:30 [gunshot]
02:32 [sobbing]
02:36 [sobbing]
02:50 [screaming]
02:52 [thud]
02:54 [squelching]
02:58 (liquid pouring)
03:00 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:06 Gordy, no!
03:07 (Gordy growling)
03:08 Get down, get down, get down, you sick--
03:10 (Erika screaming)
03:11 (Gordy growling)
03:14 No, Gordy!
03:17 (Erika screaming)
03:21 (Erika screaming)
03:23 (Gordy panting)
03:26 (Gordy panting)
03:29 (liquid pouring)
03:54 (Gordy panting)
03:58 (Gordy panting)
04:00 (Gordy panting)
04:03 (Gordy panting)
04:06 (Gordy panting)
04:13 (Gordy panting)
04:28 (Gordy panting)
04:31 (Gordy panting)
04:47 (Gordy panting)
04:49 (glass shattering)
05:14 (people chattering)
05:17 (people chattering)
05:20 (people chattering)
05:23 (people chattering)
05:26 (people chattering)
05:29 (people chattering)
05:32 (people chattering)
05:35 (gentle music)
05:37 (people chattering)
05:40 (Gordy sighing)
06:06 (gentle music)
06:09 - Feeling good?
06:18 - Yeah, feeling good.
06:21 - Good.
06:22 (Gordy clearing throat)
06:28 Here we go.
06:29 Wanna run it one more time, babe?
06:35 - Okay.
06:37 (Gordy exhaling)
06:39 - What if I told you?
06:45 - So, without further ado,
06:47 welcome to the Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience!
06:51 (people cheering)
06:55 - How's everyone feeling today?
06:57 All right, it's quite a doozy today.
07:01 I wanna thank you guys for coming out here,
07:05 but first, how about another round of applause
07:08 for my Amber?
07:09 (people applauding)
07:10 I'll tell you, that woman is a saint
07:12 for putting up with all my craziness.
07:15 And to the knuckleheads up there, the staff, shout out.
07:18 (people cheering)
07:19 All right, all right, that's enough.
07:21 (Gordy laughing)
07:23 I also wanna give a special thanks to an old co-star of mine
07:27 and my first crush, Mary Jo Elliott, everyone.
07:31 (people applauding)
07:32 Yeah.
07:33 (people applauding)
07:36 All right.
07:37 You ready?
07:40 (people chattering)
07:41 Oh, come on, that ain't nothing.
07:42 Are you ready?
07:44 (people cheering)
07:46 (people applauding)
07:48 Here we go.
07:49 (people laughing)
07:52 (gentle music)
07:55 (Gordy exhaling)
07:57 Richard.
07:58 All right.
08:01 (gentle music)
08:04 What if I told you
08:09 that in about an hour,
08:12 you'll leave here different?
08:17 (gentle music)
08:21 (dramatic music)
08:24 (dramatic music)
08:27 (dramatic music)