FLAVOR TEXT ADVENTURES - Monster-cooking Recipes, and 5e content for your dinner and gaming tables

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Game night is about more than just pizza and dice-rolling, much like the game is about more than slaying monsters and stealing their stuff!

Have you ever wondered what a cave troll tastes like?
How do you cook one?
What happens when you eat it?

Flavor Text Adventures is here to answer all those questions, and more, for both you and your fantasy RPG character. Each chapter is a resource for both DM’s and players featuring:

*An exciting journal entry of Alton Green's (That's ME!), the most handsome and famous halfling chef-adventurer in the history of the world! Read the riveting (and often hilarious) tale of my encounter with that monster!

*Easy to follow, real-life Monster-themed delicious recipes with detailed photo instructions, for you to cook for your family or gaming group! I also include more commonly found substitutes, in case there's a shortage of Unicorn meat at your local butcher's shop.

*5e compatible game content, taking each story and recipe and bringing them right into the game with you! How difficult is it to cook a Shambling Mound? Are there any interesting side effects? Also included are the occasional magic item, NPC, map, or even a whole new monster.
Transcript
00:00 [Music]
00:16 Welcome to Flavour Text Adventures!
00:18 I am the one, the only, the unparalleled, Altum Green!
00:22 You've no doubt heard of me.
00:24 And I'm here to introduce you to my memoirs,
00:26 the collected journals of yours truly,
00:28 and the definitive work on Cooking Monsters for the Dinner and Gaming Table!
00:32 Game night is about more than just pizza and dice rolling,
00:35 much like there's more to adventuring than killing monsters and stealing their stuff.
00:38 What if I told you that your party of wayward heroes
00:40 has been leaving behind untold valuable and useful treasures,
00:44 even as you haul away gold and gems?
00:46 Have you ever wondered what cave troll would taste like?
00:49 What about its side effects?
00:50 Well, my cheeky wee vittles, wonder no more!
00:53 For I am here to share with you secrets harvested over a long and illustrious career of hunting
00:57 and cooking monsters!
00:59 Indeed, the very bodies of the monsters you slay hold within them
01:03 not only award rich flavours for the palate,
01:05 but also wide-ranging and often useful effects for the adventurer on the go!
01:09 Every volume of my journals contains several chapters,
01:11 each focused on a specific monster.
01:13 The chapters include a story of my brave encounter with the deadly creature
01:17 and how I defeated it with quick wit, gumption and panache.
01:21 It also contains a real-life recipe for you to cook for your dinner table,
01:24 and in-game content to bring both recipe and story into your game.
01:28 New monsters, NPCs, magic items, maps,
01:31 and of course, what happens when your character eats that unicorn!
01:35 Every chapter is a delicious and surprising journey!
01:37 So, tie on your apron and dive in,
01:39 as we set forth on a culinary adventure like no other!
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02:16 (gentle music)
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