Schoolhouse Rock! _ Tax Man Max
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00:06 (musique)
00:08 ♪ Paul Ferrari sit and relax
00:10 ♪ I'm the song and dance phenomenon
00:13 Max Let me sing for you
00:14 ♪ Do my thing for you
00:15 ♪ 'Til they give me the ax
00:17 ♪ Here's the song I'm doing
00:18 ♪ I'm gonna fill you in on tax
00:21 ♪ Taxes that's a million melodies
00:23 ♪ Simple and true
00:25 ♪ How that if you've earned
00:26 ♪ A dollar or two
00:27 ♪ Bucks a being spent
00:29 ♪ By the government
00:30 ♪ For whatever they do
00:32 ♪ Anyone who earns a living
00:33 ♪ Gives more than a few
00:35 ♪ So our schools can be their best
00:38 ♪ So our roads will have no cracks
00:42 ♪ Someone fix those train tracks
00:47 ♪ I hear you calling uncle
00:48 ♪ And I'm paying my tax
00:50 ♪ Oh, these are my girls
00:52 ♪ Hello, girls
00:53 ♪ Hello, Max
00:54 ♪ Nice outfit
00:56 ♪ There are many different ways
00:57 ♪ That we pay what we owe
00:59 ♪ Ladies, if you'll form a lovely tableau
01:03 ♪ Income
01:04 ♪ Property
01:04 ♪ Fertility
01:05 ♪ Candy bars at my show
01:06 ♪ Licenses for dogs and cats
01:08 ♪ And that's not all you know
01:10 ♪ Out of almost every dollar
01:12 ♪ A person can make
01:14 ♪ City, state, and federal governments take
01:17 ♪ Take what?
01:18 ♪ What they think is fair
01:19 ♪ You give in your share now
01:20 ♪ And then there's a break
01:21 ♪ Max is talking taxes
01:23 ♪ Hey, have I kept you awake?
01:24 ♪ For the things your town may need
01:28 ♪ For the things the country lacks
01:32 ♪ All good things take greenbacks
01:36 ♪ We hear you calling uncle
01:38 ♪ And we're paying our tax
01:40 (Max giggling)
01:43 ♪ People do complain
01:45 ♪ Say their taxes are high
01:47 ♪ What am I to get in return?
01:50 ♪ Oh, look around, your friend
01:52 ♪ Max is showing you why
01:54 ♪ With your taxes you support
01:56 ♪ How we live and how we work
01:59 ♪ Now, here's the good news
02:00 ♪ Many things are tax-deductible
02:02 ♪ Which means their costs can be subtracted
02:03 ♪ From the amount of income you'll be taxed on
02:05 ♪ Things like medicine, doctor bills,
02:07 ♪ And supplies for your work
02:08 ♪ So keep those receipts
02:11 (Max taps on his feet)
02:13 ♪ Be kind to your parents at tax time
02:16 ♪ And remember
02:18 ♪ April 15th
02:20 ♪ April 15th
02:22 ♪ Wanna show them you are Max
02:25 ♪ Entertaining us with tax
02:30 ♪ In those snazzy black slacks
02:33 ♪ These slacks are for my business
02:35 ♪ Whee
02:37 ♪ I tell ya I'll deduct 'em
02:41 ♪ I hear you calling uncle
02:42 ♪ And they're paying my tax
02:46 ♪ His tax
02:48 ♪ Our Max
02:50 ♪ And I'm deducting my sacks
02:53 (Max gasps)
02:55 (all cheering)
02:58 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
03:00 [SILENCE]