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00:00 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:02 Le Casseur de la Mère
00:04 Le Casseur de la Mère
00:29 Hear ye, hear ye, the case of Bluto versus Popeye the Sailor.
00:35 Judge Wimpy presiding.
00:37 Bluto, party of the first part, being brutally beaten on several occasions by Popeye the Sailor, party of the second part, charges him with assault and battery.
00:53 Your Honor, I'm innocent.
00:56 Order in the court.
00:58 The plaintiff will now state his case.
01:01 Well, Your Honor, the first time Popeye beat me up, my girlfriend Olive Oyl was in trouble, and I tried to help her.
01:25 And he always beats me up for doing nothing.
01:29 Your Honor, he's lying.
01:32 Order in the court.
01:34 Has the plaintiff any further testimony?
01:42 Yes, Your Honor. Another time, Popeye was acting like a madman, and he almost killed me.
01:49 So you see, Your Honor, I ain't safe with that Popeye around.
01:54 It's very touching indeed.
02:01 Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?
02:09 Yes, Your Honor.
02:11 I has a lots to say.
02:14 One day, me and me sweetheart Olive Oyl was sitting in the theater enjoying the show.
02:22 Pour cette affaire, j'ai besoin d'un volontaire.
02:26 C'est le volontaire.
02:30 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:33 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:36 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:39 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:42 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:45 Il va nous aider à faire la guerre.
02:49 This is a big deal.
02:52 So keep your eyes on the cards.
02:55 Abracadabra, one, two, three.
02:58 No cards. See?
03:01 Observe.
03:04 Nothing up my sleeve.
03:06 Hmm, there's something tricky about this, Iggy.
03:10 How do them cards go?
03:12 Right here.
03:14 [Rire]
03:17 Hey, you can't make a jackass out of me.
03:22 And now I will hypnotize a charming cherub.
03:37 Abracadabra, show them a leg.
03:40 [Musique]
03:43 [Parle en russe]
03:47 Approche-moi, my sweet.
03:50 Oh, he's gone far enough with that hypno stuff.
03:54 [Musique]
03:58 [Musique]
04:01 Hey, Alan, watch your step.
04:13 [Musique]
04:24 Abracadabra.
04:27 Help, somebody.
04:33 Get me a parachute.
04:35 Anything, anything.
04:37 [Cris]
04:40 Help.
04:47 [Musique]
04:51 [Musique]
04:55 [Musique]
04:58 Help, Popeye.
05:04 This high attitude is killing me.
05:07 [Musique]
05:10 [Musique]
05:19 [Musique]
05:22 [Musique]
05:29 Abracadabra.
05:33 [Musique]
05:36 And that, your honor, is the truth.
05:40 The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
05:44 Popeye, I find you not guilty.
05:47 Case dismissed.
05:49 That ain't justice.
05:52 [Musique]
05:55 [Musique]
06:01 [Musique]
06:14 [Musique]
06:17 [Musique]
06:22 [Musique]
06:27 Merci.