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00:00 [Narrateur] ... and fairies. Everyone who lives here is very, very small.
00:06 [Elf] I'm Ben Elf. [Croquement de nez] [Bouffement de nez]
00:09 [Princesse Holly] And I'm Princess Holly. [Bouffement de nez] [Rire] Come on, let's play. [Croquement de nez] [Bouffement de nez]
00:15 [Narrateur] Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. Today's adventure starts at the lake. [Rire]
00:34 [Ben] Hello, Redbeard. [Redbeard] Ahoy there, Ben and Holly. Are you ready for a day of adventure? [Ben] Yes, we are. [Redbeard] Nanny Plum, me lovely fairy maiden. Are you coming too? [Ben] If I must. [Redbeard] Ha ha! A fine sunny day such as this is just right for adventure.
00:55 [Ben] It's started to rain. No adventure today, Mr. Pirate. [Redbeard] A rainy day such as this is just right for adventure. Look, there's a rainbow. [Ben] Ooh! [Redbeard] And a rainbow is a pirate's best friend. [Ben] Why's that? [Redbeard] What do you find at the end of a rainbow? [Ben] A pot of gold! [Redbeard] And pirates love gold.
01:20 [Ben] Oh, pots of gold at the end of rainbows? That's just a fairy story. [Redbeard] Well, you're a fairy, aren't you? [Ben] Er, yes, but... [Redbeard] Come on, then. Make ready to sail. Ben, you can be cabin boy. [Ben] Aye, aye, Captain. [Redbeard] Holly can be lookout. [Holly] Aye, aye, Captain. [Redbeard] Polly Parrot can be the ship's parrot. [Polly] He's a pirate? [Ben] What about Gaston?
01:47 [Gaston] Er, he can be the ship's cat. [Gaston barks] [Polly] Er, cats don't normally bark, do they? [Gaston] Well, no. Gaston, can you say "meow"? [Gaston barks] [Gaston] Sounds like a meow to me. Hop aboard, Gaston! [Gaston barks] [Gaston] And Nanny Plum can be... Oh, wait a moment. [Polly] What is it? [Gaston] You're a woman! [Polly] Yes? [Gaston] Sailors say it's bad luck to have a woman on board.
02:13 [Polly] Bad luck to have a woman on board? How can you say such a thing in this day and age? [Gaston] You're right. It's probably a lot of old sailor's nonsense. Welcome aboard. [Polly] What's my job, then? [Gaston] You just stand there and look pretty. [Polly] Huh? [Gaston] Now, let's set sail for the end of the rainbow and find that pot of gold. Hurrah! [Polly] Hurrah! [Polly] Hurrah! [Polly] Yeah, hurrah.
02:38 [Polly] Big, clouds ahead! I can't see the rainbow anymore! [Gaston] Just keep heading for where it was! [Thunder] [Polly] That's thunder! [Nanny Plum] A storm? Oh, dear. Can we go home now? [Gaston] Go home? The adventure's just beginning! [Thunder] [Polly] Is it a lake? [Thunder] [Polly] How do you stay still, Redbeard?
03:03 [Gaston] You just need to get your sea legs, that's all. It's a good job none of you get seasick. [Polly] My tummy! [Polly] Nanny Plum, you've gone green! [Gaston] Oh, no! [Polly] Ah! [Gaston] Man overboard! Oh, sorry, I mean woman overboard! [Polly] Help! [Gaston] Catch hold of this life belt!
03:28 [Polly] Oh, I fell in the sea! It was horrible! [Gaston] Perhaps those sailors were right! It is bad luck having a woman on board. Bad luck for the woman!
03:41 [Polly] I just want to get off this rocking boat and onto solid ground! [Polly] Land ahoy! Straight ahead! [Polly] Ah! A little island! Ah! It's so nice to stand on something that isn't moving!
03:57 [Polly] Redbeard, do islands normally have fins? [Redbeard] Not as a rule, no! [Polly] What about eyes? [Redbeard] Hardly ever! [Polly] It's lovely being on dry land! [Redbeard] I think you should come back now! [Polly] No, I want to stay here! Pick me up on the way home!
04:15 [Polly] Nanny Plum, hurry! [Nanny Plum] I'm not leaving this island! [Gaston] I wouldn't exactly call that an island! [Nanny Plum] Why not? [Gaston] Because it's a fish! And a whopping big one! [Polly] It's Big Bad Murray! [Polly screams] [Nanny Plum] Help me!
04:31 [Gaston] Don't worry! You're in no danger as long as he doesn't think you're food! Like a fly, or something! [Polly screams] [Nanny Plum] Nanny does look like a fly! [Polly screams] [Nanny Plum] I'm not a fly! I'm not a fly! [Polly screams] [Nanny Plum] Get away! [Polly] Don't let Barry catch you! Help!
04:51 [Gaston] Don't flap your wings so much, Nanny! [Polly] Fly faster, Nanny! [Gaston] Nanny, don't look so like a fly, will you? [Polly screams] [Gaston] Nanny, catch hold of the hook! [Polly] Now she looks a bit like a worm on a hook! [Polly] Ooh, fish like eating worms! [Nanny Plum] I'm not a worm! I'm not a worm!
05:13 [Gaston] Whoops! Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use a fishing rod! [Polly screams] [Gaston] Hang on, Nanny! I'm pulling you in! [Polly screams]
05:25 [Gaston] And how's me sweet darling? Not having a very good day, are you? [Polly] Not having a good day? [Nanny Plum] Not having a good day? A fish does try to eat me! [Gaston] Yep, those sailors were definitely right about the woman on board bad luck stuff!
05:43 [Polly] Bug! Coming towards us! [Gaston] Fog? That's bad! [Polly] Can we go home now? [Gaston] No! We've got more adventuring to do!
05:53 [Polly] I can see light! It looks like another ship! [Gaston] Why, blow me down! That'd be the ship of my friend, Captain Squid! Ahoy there, Captain Squid! Funny, there's no one on deck! [Polly] It's very quiet!
06:09 [Captain Squid] Hello! Hello! Anyone home? [Polly] Look, there's a meal on the table! [Polly] It's still hot, but there's no one here! [Captain Squid] Meal on the table, but the boat's empty! This is certainly a mystery!
06:25 [Captain Squid] No one will never ever know what happened to poor old Captain Squid! A mystery that will never be solved! [Polly] Here's a note! Go on to bury treasure, back in five minutes! [Captain Squid] Oh, that solves it then!
06:41 [Polly] So, where do you think Captain Squid is? [Captain Squid] Hmm, where would you bury treasure around here? [Polly and Gaston] The end of the rainbow! [Captain Squid] The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! That'll be the gold Captain Squid's burying! Come on, let's get after him!
06:57 [musique]
07:19 [Polly] Wow! We're flying over the rainbow! [Gaston] It's like a roller coaster! [Polly] Oh, my tummy! [Gaston and Polly scream]
07:30 [musique]
07:58 [Captain Squid] So, anyway, don't let us stop you, Captain Squid! You get back to burying your treasure!
08:03 [Captain Squid] Thank you kindly, Redbeard! I was just about to bury it here! Hang on, you can't trick me that easily! No one must see where I bury my treasure! You've all got to close your eyes! Thank you!
08:18 [Captain Squid] Okay, you can look now!
08:23 [Captain Squid] So, where did you bury it? [Captain Squid] Why, it's right over there! Ha ha! You're trying to trick me again! Oh, you won't get it out of me that easy!
08:32 [Polly] The rainbow's moving! It's gone to the treasure!
08:36 [Captain Squid] Blasted rainbows!
08:38 [Polly] Don't worry, Captain Squid! We won't dig it up! Will we, Redbeard?
08:42 [Captain Squid] No, of course not!
08:44 [Polly] Is it home time yet?
08:47 [Captain Squid] Yes, I think it is! Today's adventure is over!
08:50 [Polly] And I'd be honored to take you all home on my yacht!
08:54 [Polly] That sounds a nice way to travel! Yacht? That's a rowing boat!
08:59 [Polly] Plenty of room if we all squeeze up!
09:01 [Polly] Where can I sit?
09:04 [Polly] Wait a minute, are you a woman?
09:07 [Polly] Yes?
09:08 [Polly] Oh, bad luck having a woman on board!
09:11 [Captain Squid] It's alright! Turns out it's bad luck for the woman, not for us!
09:15 [Polly] Oh, in that case, welcome aboard, me lovely!
09:18 [Polly] Oh no! It's rocking worse than Redbeard's boat!
09:23 [Captain Squid] Fun, isn't it?
09:25 [Polly] Yes! That's what being an elf pirate is all about! Having fun!
09:30 [Captain Squid] By the way, none of you get seasick, do you?
09:35 [Polly] Aaaaaah!
09:37 [Ending]