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00:00 I'm running. Oh, yeah, pick whatever you want. I'm a my crush the air. No, what do you mean? We're already married?
00:05 Okay
00:10 That's not me
00:17 Kill your crush. I'm driving my feelings away
00:26 Aaron I just wanted a faster car. Oh
00:28 Okay, all right, let's see this room kind of hurts my eyes it looks like watermelon be crazy be a bully oh
00:38 Does it count if I've been both
00:47 I know what I'm doing. Yeah
00:49 Okay
01:09 I think everything is good over here
01:14 Aaron you read go for it. Would you rather wear frozen underwear weird? Oh, no. Oh or swim naked
01:36 I think I've picked I've picked mine. Oh, oh
01:40 Kim Casey, how did the frozen undies feel?
02:02 Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't stand the cold the cold is the worst thing
02:05 Okay, so would you rather be a killer oh no, that's awful beyond here. Oh, that's awful
02:19 What's the difference a little bit different I mean kill for love right and the killers kill us
02:26 Oh
02:28 Don't think you got what it takes man. I do have what it takes to be a killer
02:39 He's a little too close to my senpai. Sorry you gotta go
02:53 So I guess it's just you and me till death do us part right I guess
02:58 Okay, so tiny superhero or big villain
03:07 Yeah, I know what I'm doing I think I'm gonna have the same option obviously
03:15 Yeah
03:17 Guys are we moving slower than usual?
03:33 Why are you why do you have a hunchback over there?
03:44 Why are we all
03:46 Okay, would you rather wear wet socks
04:11 Oh, I know which one not even a competition
04:17 One's definitely more comfortable than the other
04:20 And that one is wet socks
04:24 Okay
04:37 Yeah, nobody wants wet socks, okay, but think about it what if they you take your wet socks and throw them in the microwave
04:43 BAM you got hot wet
04:45 It's like hot tubbing for your feet
04:48 You can go to Sephora and get like a foot mask for that. Okay, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
04:54 Thanks Ian odd app now feet don't wear masks
04:57 the basket
05:04 I'll help you
05:06 Happen you know, I'm more interested in these screaming creepers
05:30 What? That sounds horrible!
05:32 AHHHHH! WATCH OUT!
05:34 Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
05:36 Oh my gosh!
05:38 Oh my gosh!
05:40 Oh my gosh! The zombies are like the running dead!
05:42 I can't move!
05:44 I can't move!
05:46 Heal!
05:48 They're running everywhere! Heal!
05:50 There's too many of them!
05:52 I don't know if I prefer this or the screaming creeper
05:54 Why are they chasing me and not Ian?
05:56 Next! Next! Next! I'm trying to push the button I can't!
05:58 Oh yeah!
06:00 Okay I see stinky lies on somebody
06:02 Oh I kinda like these colors
06:04 Oh this is the bathroom
06:06 Oh be a god or be a genie
06:08 Why would you want to be a genie when you could be a god?
06:10 Yeah exactly
06:12 Wait a minute I don't
06:14 Genies grant wishes I've never heard of the gods granting wishes
06:16 I think they can
06:18 Oh yeah but you're not granting your own wishes you're granting other people's wishes
06:20 You know what?
06:22 I see what you mean
06:24 And now that I'm a genie I wish I were a god
06:26 Oh look at that
06:28 That's not how it works
06:30 Someone else had to ask you for a wish
06:32 Alright here
06:34 I wish that Ian wasn't here right now
06:36 Wait what are you talking about?
06:38 I'm running I'm running
06:40 Wait I forgot a wish
06:42 Listen to your god
06:44 Oh
06:46 Very green
06:48 Or bubbles
06:50 What is this room?
06:52 I like this one
06:54 Okay I'm not gonna lie imagine you're wearing pants
06:56 And a bubble comes out and your butt just gets really big
06:58 Oh no
07:00 Is that how they get a bubble butt?
07:02 Yeah but anytime you're at a party you'll be the life of the party
07:04 Yeah that sounds like fun
07:06 Oh
07:08 I can't control it
07:10 Oh
07:12 Oh no
07:14 Guys he has wet
07:16 He has wet soggy farts
07:18 Aaron come here
07:22 I can run backwards
07:24 And squeeze confetti
07:26 Don't keep away from me
07:32 You got those swampy
07:34 Crusty bubbles
07:36 This room is horrible get us out of here
07:38 I'm leaving
07:40 Oh
07:42 Alright let's see
07:44 We've got
07:46 Have Aphmau's hair
07:48 Or wear Aphmau's outfit
07:50 What?
07:52 Why are you taking things from me
07:54 It's the room's choice not ours
07:56 Oh the room's choice
07:58 Alright so guys you get to pick between
08:00 My absolutely adorable outfit that is wonderful in the summer
08:02 Horrible in the winter
08:04 Or you can pick my hair
08:06 Which is creepy but you know what
08:08 You look exactly the same
08:10 Thanks Aaron
08:12 You look like a ruckus
08:14 This looks horrible on me
08:16 Aaron how do I look
08:18 I know you're stunned right
08:20 Yeah that's a little bit weird you know
08:22 I don't know
08:24 I don't think this works for me
08:26 I thought I look bad
08:28 Look at that
08:30 You guys look like you're in a weird rock band
08:32 Look at you girls
08:34 Oh my gosh
08:36 No not at all we look weird
08:38 They're my sisters now
08:40 Yeah
08:46 Okay what's we got next
08:48 Little mermaid or the beauty and the beast
08:50 It's a tail as old as
08:54 Something
08:56 I don't know how it got
08:58 What is this
09:00 This is not it
09:02 This is not
09:04 Why are we a rose
09:06 Is it because the rose
09:08 You think this is a rose
09:10 Is it a cactus
09:12 I was supposed to become beauty
09:14 I don't know how this
09:16 Now there's a sloppy fish
09:18 My dreams are ruined
09:20 My disappointment is immeasurable
09:22 My day is ruined
09:24 Oh okay
09:26 Help a criminal
09:28 I can't read today
09:30 Or sell your best friend's
09:32 Secrets
09:34 That just makes you a bad friend
09:36 I mean I've
09:38 Already done one of these
09:40 Of course you did
09:42 But not a smooth one
09:44 I feel like that's pretty criminal
09:46 So
09:48 Oh
09:50 Oh no
09:52 Are we in prison
09:54 I think we are
09:56 Oh no no no
09:58 There's always got to be a secret exit
10:00 Behind these things
10:02 Let me try this
10:04 I thought it might help
10:06 I need to get away from Ian
10:08 In his stupid toilet
10:10 Hurry hurry
10:12 How do we get out of here
10:14 I'm going to take one of these levers
10:16 I think I saw the warden
10:18 Oh my goodness run run run
10:20 Go go go
10:22 Take a spot
10:24 Run run run
10:26 It's busy running that way
10:28 Go go go
10:30 Try those doors
10:32 We got it
10:34 Okay
10:36 What should we do
10:38 Would you rather fight a fully armored player
10:40 Or fight the nether dragon
10:42 Wait the what
10:44 The ender dragon
10:46 I can't read
10:48 You can't pick it if you can't say it
10:50 Also the ender dragon is pretty easy now
10:52 I'm going to pick the ender dragon
10:54 Because I've never
10:56 Oh no
10:58 Oh that's a dragon
11:00 Why are there so many
11:02 Oh give me full netherite
11:04 I bet these dragons
11:06 Are about as small as you are right
11:08 I thought Aaron was supposed to fight an armored player
11:10 Not be an armored player
11:12 How about you fight me and find out
11:14 No no no
11:16 They're tiny
11:18 I want to keep them as a pet
11:20 It's okay it's just sweet kisses
11:22 He's grabbing your head
11:24 I don't think those are kisses
11:26 I'm killing this thing
11:28 I want my best friend
11:30 You're welcome
11:32 Okay
11:34 Let's see
11:36 Would you rather
11:38 Would you rather have long nails
11:40 Or lots of body hair
11:42 I know which one I'm picking
11:44 Definitely
11:46 After all there's nothing manlier than lots of body hair
11:48 I'm like a werewolf
11:50 Look at my nails
11:52 Look at it
11:54 Oh gee
11:56 Are those realistic hands
11:58 Why are they so detailed
12:00 I don't want to check it out
12:02 I look great
12:04 Oh my gosh
12:06 Okay
12:08 Can you imagine how much money it's going to cost to get these babies done
12:10 Like these nails
12:12 How much would it cost for me to get a haircut
12:14 You wouldn't even try
12:16 Okay
12:18 Would you rather
12:20 Have a strict mother
12:22 Or have a strict father
12:24 This is very serious
12:26 You already have a strict mom
12:28 My mom is an angel
12:30 And could never be strict
12:32 Hmm
12:34 I think I'd prefer to have a strict mom
12:36 I love her
12:38 Who's that
12:40 It's our strict dad
12:42 Is this what your dad looks like Ian
12:44 I guess so
12:46 I'm going mom
12:48 I like the color of this blue room
12:50 Of course you do
12:52 It says
12:54 A gamer room
12:56 Or private island
12:58 Private island Ian
13:00 No it doesn't
13:02 Wait
13:04 There was a V in there
13:06 Also if you have a private island
13:08 Can't you just put a gamer room on it
13:10 You can make a youtube video
13:12 And make all the youtubers buy for the private island
13:14 Then you get all the money from the youtube video
13:16 And buy another private island
13:18 Pirate
13:20 Oh wait
13:22 There's sharks
13:24 I don't know if I'm good at this kind of game
13:26 I don't think you're supposed to touch the lasers
13:28 It's fine
13:30 Let's see
13:32 I think we can stay in this room forever
13:34 This is really nice
13:36 This is adorable
13:38 Look at this little island
13:40 I'm going to grab this
13:42 Nice
13:44 What are you doing with that
13:46 Ian
13:48 Take the shark
13:50 I don't want a shark in my gamer room
13:52 Ian press the button
13:54 I'm going to grab your lasso
13:56 I kind of want to stay here
13:58 I'm just going to hit the button
14:00 Alright
14:02 Would you rather
14:04 Have a slime family
14:06 Or live a ghost life
14:08 What does that mean
14:10 Do you want people to ghost you all the time
14:12 No but being a ghost
14:14 Sounds pretty cool
14:16 Think about it
14:18 If you were a ghost
14:20 Then you could steal anything you wanted
14:22 Oh we're slime
14:24 So cute
14:26 Why are we so small
14:28 Why are you guys baby ghosts
14:30 I don't know
14:32 Ghost life means we need to start our life over as a ghost
14:34 Did we die because we're already ghosts
14:36 Yeah wait
14:38 You're not growing up anymore
14:40 You want me to be a baby forever
14:42 We got baby slimes though look at this
14:44 They're a little bit ugly
14:46 They're like little boogers
14:48 It's so cute
14:50 I'm going to make a cake
14:52 Next
14:54 Let me see
14:56 Would you rather
14:58 Brownies made by Kim
15:00 Or cake made by Ian
15:02 Can I pick neither
15:04 Because I know both of them are going to kill me
15:06 What are you talking about
15:08 Thank you very much
15:10 Honestly I'm not feeling good about this choice either
15:12 Let me see here
15:14 Got all the ingredients
15:16 Easy when you want to bake a cake
15:18 And I'm baking a cake
15:20 There we go
15:22 Mine's more of a brown
15:24 It's definitely brown
15:26 I'm a brownie
15:28 Look at that
15:30 I'm not actually hungry
15:32 You want to try my cake
15:34 Ian you try your cake I dare you
15:36 You eat it
15:38 I don't want to I made it for you guys
15:40 You eat it
15:42 Eat it
15:44 Eat it
15:46 Take what I made out of it
15:48 Slime balls
15:50 Ok
15:56 Centipede arms or butterfly wings
15:58 That sounds terrifying
16:02 I'm curious
16:04 Think of all the things you can do
16:06 You know what I've already had realistic hands
16:08 I regret this choice
16:14 Think of all the treasure you can hold in these hands
16:16 Ok, ok
16:22 I like these colors
16:24 Summon sea creatures
16:26 Or summon aliens
16:28 Aliens?
16:30 What if they were sea aliens
16:32 You won't be able to see them
16:34 Oh, oh, oh, oh
16:36 Why aren't tiny spaceships attacking
16:38 Oh there's two
16:40 Look at that
16:42 We're going to go in pieces
16:44 They came in violence
16:46 They're not violent
16:48 I'm just going to sit here and watch the whole thing unfold
16:50 (screaming)