My BOYFRIEND is JASON in Minecraft!
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00:00Anyways, just keep walking, stay calm.
00:02Oh, he's right there!
00:03Please don't, please, please, please.
00:04I can't see him, I can't see him, I can't see him.
00:05He can't kill me, that's a rule.
00:06I can't, huh?
00:07What the?
00:09What is that, huh?
00:10There you are, Ernesto, you little scamp.
00:12Come on, back to your cabin.
00:13Shoo, go, go, go.
00:14Pearce, what are you doing out here?
00:15I was looking for Ernesto here.
00:16He's always sneaking out after the light's out.
00:18I was feeling a little rascal.
00:19Pearce, Pearce, Pearce.
00:20Call your mom!
00:21Pearce, there is a killer on the loose.
00:23You can't be out here.
00:24A killer?
00:25Yeah, right.
00:26I said, what are you doing out, oh!
00:28Geez, oh no.
00:29Pearce, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
00:30He got killed.
00:31Okay, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:32Hey, babe, I got these for you.
00:33Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:34What the?
00:35You're giving me flowers?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Wait a minute, that means that you're, ugh.
00:39Seriously?
00:40What?
00:41You seriously couldn't tell it was me?
00:42Of course I could tell it was you,
00:43but Jason, you can't just run around killing people.
00:45I am merely playing a killer named Jason, okay?
00:48It's just a coincidence.
00:49You can't win me over with flowers every time.
00:51You know, that doesn't charm or rizz up a woman, you know?
00:53I don't know, I feel like I could try, though.
00:55Don't worry, I'm just coming for you.
00:57I just gotta find you.
00:58Why would you come back?
00:59You two, wait, what happened to the killer?
01:00Is he gone?
01:01Oh, yeah, he's the one gone, yeah.
01:04Aaron, did you see a killer?
01:04Oh, yeah, no, no, there was no killer.
01:05I don't know what you're talking about, sorry.
01:07But he was just here, you know?
01:08Big scary guy, hockey mask, giant knife.
01:10Oh my God, Pearce, he's over there killing your sheep.
01:11Where, where?
01:12I see him right here.
01:14Wait, don't.
01:16Aaron, I'd like to be able to go for you forever, you know?
01:18Well, I mean, you could try.
01:21Oh, poor sheep man, never saw it coming.
01:24Really?
01:24You literally don't turn your back on anyone in horror.
01:27Oh, babe, I feel like maybe we should do that again.
01:29Really?
01:29Um, we should go after next then.
01:31Okay, gather up, campers, gather up.
01:33Hey, Bethany, don't push it.
01:34Oh, look, he's got a little camp.
01:35Be nice, make good choices.
01:36Camp Diamond Lake?
01:38Oh, that's cute.
01:38I thought I was supposed to do something
01:39with the shirt he was wearing.
01:40Oh, yeah, I should have read earlier.
01:41Come here, you.
01:43All right, campers, welcome to day two of Sheep Away Camp.
01:47What?
01:47Actually, I got some bad news.
01:50It turns out there's murderous killer on the loose,
01:51which means there's only one responsible thing to do.
01:54Bring in another counselor.
01:56What?
01:57Ta-da!
01:58You set us up for success here.
01:59Howdy there, boys and girls.
02:00Kids, say hello to Counselor Noi.
02:05I think we found our next target, Aaron.
02:06Yeah, I'm thinking that, too.
02:08Come on, this way.
02:09We gotta change up a bit.
02:10Hey, guys.
02:11Oh, hey, Ethel.
02:12Hey, Aaron.
02:13Hey, Noi, how you doing?
02:14What would you do with it?
02:14Where'd the camp come from?
02:15No idea, it's too great.
02:17Hey, babe, it's a parade on their parade, all right?
02:20Let's let them have fun.
02:21That's true.
02:22Keep up the good work, Pearce.
02:23You're doing a great job.
02:25Yeah, can you gather everyone on the server?
02:27That way they can all be here.
02:28As I was saying, two counselors.
02:29This means now the place is completely safe.
02:32There's no chance that a killer's gonna get in here, right?
02:35Yeah, because just in case, though,
02:37I did bring a little backup, all right?
02:39A backup?
02:39Yeah, of course, you know, gotta play it safe.
02:41And let's see here.
02:43What you got?
02:44Okay, yeah, let's see here.
02:45So I got a stick, you know, never enough.
02:46Always handy, super useful, yep.
02:48Knife?
02:49Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't believe where I found this.
02:51Um, don't wanna know.
02:53This laser thing, I don't know what it does,
02:55but it's probably pretty cool.
02:56It is pretty cool.
02:58Some TNT, never leave home without it,
03:00you know what I say.
03:01Uh-huh, yep.
03:02Hey, uh, what did you bring?
03:04Oh, wait, hey, I have a question.
03:05I love this, I love cheese.
03:06What do you wanna use it for?
03:07Oh, it's very simple, you see,
03:09you just place it down on the ground,
03:10and then when you light it,
03:11I won't light it now, of course,
03:12then it'll actually explode.
03:13Also, this, I brought just in case, you know.
03:16That is so cool.
03:19I love it, it's awesome.
03:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it's about saving
03:22for like the last day for fireworks,
03:23but you never know, right?
03:24Yeah, no killer will get past you with that thing,
03:26for sure.
03:27Uh, hey, no, wait, seriously, what'd you bring?
03:30Hey, no, wait, no, where'd you go?
03:33That's so weird, maybe he went to the potty,
03:35or for a swim, you know?
03:36Wait, or maybe the killer got him.
03:38Nah, I think that's too specific.
03:40But, oh, keep your eyes on me.
03:41The killer's attacked from the front,
03:43so as long as you don't turn around,
03:44you should never get attacked.
03:45You're right, good thinking.
03:46He'll never get me now.
03:46Mm-hmm, exactly.
03:48Which way's forward?
03:49Is this way?
03:51Chris, you can't be that dumb.
03:52Come on, bro, we can't do that here.
03:54I'm not gonna do that, ow!
03:56Seriously, you made that easy for me.
03:59Edwin!
04:00Oh, and you, you didn't see nothing.
04:02Come on, Aaron!
04:03Aaron, I want to talk about how cool the last kill was!
04:07It was fine, until, no, I couldn't get off my knife.
04:10Oh, that was so funny.
04:12No, it wasn't, it's a cliff.
04:15Anyway, head down there.
04:15Oh, secret cool killer base?
04:18I mean, I wouldn't be a proper Jason without one, right?
04:20Look at you with your outfit and stuff.
04:22I was thinking, you think I'm being a little too mean?
04:24What, no, and I'll give you three reasons why.
04:26One, those guys try to prank me all the time.
04:29Two, everyone just respawns anyways,
04:31and then three, it makes me laugh.
04:32Devilishly evil today, aren't you, Aaron?
04:34Okie dokie, show me some privacy!
04:36Yes, ma'am, this is where the crime's at.
04:37Oh, no.
04:38All right, Detective Kim, what's up?
04:39Kimberly.
04:40Oh my god, not Kim,
04:41she's never gonna shut up about this.
04:42All right.
04:43Oh, you two are finally here.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Hi!
04:47Aaron, the cops are here.
04:48It's not the cops, it's just Kim playing as the cops.
04:50She's gonna be a bigger threat.
04:51Yeah, yeah, she might be.
04:52You stay here, I'll distract her, I got this.
04:54For the record, I just kill her anyways.
04:55Don't worry, I'm very distracted, I got this.
04:59Hey guys, what's going on?
05:01What's the problem over here?
05:01Oh, well, apparently there was
05:03a double murder here last night.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:06That sounds double terrible.
05:07I'll say.
05:07Okay, guys, show me where the bodies are.
05:09Right here.
05:10Oh, that's me, yeah, the two of us, yeah.
05:12They kinda respawned, Kim.
05:13Well, that's a dead end.
05:14What?
05:15What about you, huh?
05:16What do you know about the murder?
05:18Me?
05:18I mean, they happened, that's all I know.
05:21I honestly don't know anything.
05:22I didn't see nothing.
05:22What?
05:23But you were right here when it happened.
05:26Yeah, it sounds like someone's a forgetful Francis.
05:28Okay, all right, get in the car.
05:29You're coming down to the station until you talk.
05:31Wait a minute, what?
05:32You, that, hey, you can't make a profile of me.
05:34Let's go.
05:35Isn't the police station just your house?
05:36I wanna ask that question.
05:37I mean, yeah.
05:38And isn't your house, like, right over there?
05:39Can I just walk, like, girl?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Right, yeah, so.
05:42Okay, so, it's kind of a close drive.
05:44Can I just walk so we can, like, enjoy the day?
05:46But the car is so nice.
05:47I just feel.
05:48Please, can we just walk?
05:49It'll be fun.
05:50All right.
05:51Oh, I should pick me up.
05:51Oh, okay, this is much better.
05:53Justice is served.
05:55You are serving here.
05:55Look at you.
05:56You're lucky I have to get my steps in.
05:57Good, good.
05:58Okay, Ernesto, that's your real name.
06:01Where were you during the double murder incident?
06:03Hey, where are you going?
06:04I am talking to you, mister.
06:05Kim, it's a sheep.
06:07I don't think that's gonna help ya.
06:08Ah, giving me the silent treatment, huh?
06:10Well, I got my eye on you.
06:12All right, Aphmau, you're up next.
06:14Okay, okay, fine.
06:16Follow me to the questioning room.
06:17I ain't got nothing to hide.
06:18Hook me up to any truth or dare machine.
06:19I don't care.
06:20Do whatever.
06:21All right?
06:22All right.
06:23What's going on down here?
06:24What you got?
06:24Just take a seat, buddy.
06:25All right, I'll sit down here.
06:26Yeah, get comfy.
06:27You want some water?
06:28Do you prefer, like, a good cop or a bad cop?
06:29Or are you both?
06:30No, Kimmy's playing fair cop, and I know what you did.
06:33What did I, what'd I do?
06:34All right, little missy.
06:35I know you were the only one in that camp.
06:37Besides, I found a bunch of swords in your house.
06:39What do you gotta say for that?
06:40It's Minecraft.
06:41You're not allowed to have swords, okay?
06:42You're holding a sword, too.
06:43It's Minecraft.
06:44Don't you try to trick me with your murderous mind games.
06:47All right, you just stay right here.
06:48I'll be right back.
06:48Wait, wait, wait.
06:49I have rights, Kim.
06:50I have rights to not be detained.
06:51Oh, I need a lawyer.
06:52Where's my lawyer?
06:53Get me a shaper or something.
06:55Ugh, I can't believe,
06:57I can't believe she's done this.
06:58Locking me up.
06:59I have a nail appointment later.
07:00I don't have time for this.
07:01I can also just knock down her wood, too,
07:03but let me play her little game for a bit.
07:06Let's see.
07:07There's a vent here.
07:08I'm wondering, maybe I can just go up.
07:12Up, there we go.
07:13Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
07:14Go up this way.
07:16Oh, hey, nice.
07:17I made it.
07:18All right.
07:19What the?
07:20What has she got over here?
07:21What is girl doing?
07:23Oh my gosh, is this a prison cell?
07:25Wait, lava.
07:27Wait, what?
07:28What's that mooing?
07:30Kim, this is worse than I think Aaron.
07:32This is, that's just a creeper.
07:34Okay, she's keeping the thing down here to torture them.
07:37Why does it, okay.
07:38No, Aaron's crimes don't seem so bad.
07:40Oh, excuse me.
07:43Oh, what the?
07:44I knew it, pranking out of jail is a criminal offense,
07:47you know.
07:48So, so long as you get someone for no reason
07:49without representation.
07:49Oh, but that sounds like something a killer would say.
07:52Wow, Kim, you really jumped to conclusions.
07:53Oh.
07:54Oh, hey.
07:55What the?
07:56Quit doing that.
07:56Kim, come on.
07:57This is your fault.
07:58Who built these bars anyway?
07:59Get rid of them.
08:00There we go.
08:01See, now they can respawn.
08:02All right.
08:03Can I leave, please?
08:04Well, we were seeing how guilty you are
08:05because you just killed that innocent skeleton.
08:08Oh my gosh, Kim, it's my crown.
08:08This looks like case closed.
08:09Give me your weapon, I am confiscating it.
08:11What?
08:12I've got another thing.
08:13Can I keep this, please?
08:14No, but hand it over.
08:16Fine, you know what?
08:16Give it to me.
08:17There you go, there you go.
08:18Good, all right.
08:19Oh, what the?
08:20Hey, he shot you first and I was the one who saved you.
08:22Ha, it's gonna take more than one arrow
08:24to take down Officer Kitty.
08:25Ow.
08:26What about two arrows?
08:27Oh.
08:28Oh.
08:28All right, which one of you bozos did that?
08:31It's gonna take more than that to take down Kitty.
08:33Oh.
08:33Okay, that's a lot.
08:35What's your heart count?
08:36That's gonna do it for me.
08:38Oh, she dead.
08:38Okay.
08:39Well, you here?
08:42Hello?
08:43You know, killers aren't normally supposed to save people.
08:44Hi.
08:45Oh, hi, babe.
08:46You like it in there?
08:47I thought I was gonna get out of there.
08:48I don't know, babe.
08:48I feel like maybe I should leave you in there.
08:49Ugh, come on, I'll pay you back.
08:50I'll find a way.
08:51Ooh, I like that.
08:52Just don't get caught next time, all right?
08:53Maybe I will.
08:54Maybe I won't.
08:55We'll find out.
08:56We should split up to escape.
08:57Yeah, it'll draw less attention.
08:58All right, go, go, go, go, go.
08:58Oh, this is so nice.
09:00I've really outdone myself.
09:01I think this says, thank you for busting me out of jail.
09:03So he should forgive me or love me or whatever.
09:06You know, he's my boyfriend and I gotta make sure.
09:08Wait a minute.
09:09Wait a minute.
09:11Did I hear someone out there?
09:13Aaron?
09:14This is supposed to be a surprise.
09:17Aaron?
09:18Hello?
09:19Anyone?
09:20I am not going back to jail if this is you, Kim, I swear.
09:22You don't have any proof or you can't detain me.
09:25Kim?
09:26Okay, if this is seriously a prank,
09:28someone needs to stop.
09:30Wait, you can take my sword, great, but I have an axe.
09:33Huh?
09:33What the?
09:34Did the kitty lose its claws?
09:36No, I mean, I didn't go to the vet.
09:39Aaron?
09:40Oh no, Aaron wouldn't think this is funny, but I do.
09:45It ain't even funny, bro.
09:46Put that down.
09:47That's not cool at all.
09:47Take the bread.
09:49Are you hungry?
09:49Take the bread.
09:50You're gonna fight me with a breadstick?
09:54What is this, Olive Garden?
09:55Yeah, might as well be,
09:56because you're gonna be in the garden of death.
09:59There we go.
10:00Uh.
10:01Uh oh, my turn.
10:02Oh no, my one weapon.
10:04All right, Laffy McGee, who the heck are you?
10:08Oh, now you're in trouble.
10:09Well, it looks like someone else wants to play.
10:11Oh, we are not gonna play.
10:14Oh yeah.
10:14Whoa, awesome.
10:15Man, bro, you look like you really work out.
10:21Hey, could you tell me the name of the gym you go to?
10:24Oh yeah, it's called Rip to Death.
10:26Oh, I like it when you run.
10:27He's in trouble now.
10:29Babe, before I do this,
10:30you should probably get out of here.
10:31I like this form.
10:32It's got a cool, nice arm.
10:33I think you have to stop with the riz, honey, okay?
10:35Oh yeah, sorry, my bad.
10:36And now he's gone.
10:37Yeah, but I don't think he outran us.
10:39I mean, he caught the breadstick,
10:40and that probably weighed him down, right?
10:42Let me see.
10:43I don't have any other breadsticks either.
10:44Oh, Aaron, I don't have any breadsticks up his arm.
10:46Wait a minute.
10:46What's that?
10:47It's like a button.
10:49Wait, don't you dare.
10:50Oh.
10:51Oh, Aaron, check it out.
10:53There's a secret secret base.
10:55This is the worst hidden base entrance I've ever seen.
10:58Maybe this button does something.
10:59Let's check it out.
10:59Oh, if I would know.
11:00I'll do it, babe.
11:01You with me?
11:02I'm not worried about any cockroach.
11:03Babe, you and I, we need to talk about focusing, okay?
11:06So, who was that?
11:07Another killer?
11:08Babe, I'm pretty sure we both know who it is.
11:10That's true.
11:11But really, we need to question these arms.
11:13Are they gonna stick around for a bit?
11:13Babe, babe, babe, focus, focus.
11:16Oh, fine, fine.
11:17Come on, let's move on.
11:18Oh, whoa.
11:19Oh, this is some horrible traps.
11:20Nuts.
11:21But hey, this place is kinda nice.
11:22Don't give the killer any credit.
11:23The thing opened up before you even got to it.
11:25Look, I'm trying to be nice, okay?
11:27Hey, look, you can even walk around it.
11:28Babe, trip wire, trip wire.
11:29Oh, my.
11:30Bear.
11:31Wait, what, a bear?
11:32As long as we don't move, the bear should not attack me.
11:33All right.
11:34Babe, this isn't, oh, my.
11:35Oh, I moved.
11:36Okay, I got it.
11:37Oh, I got it.
11:37Okay, that works, I guess.
11:38Oh, hey, that works, too.
11:39All right, you know, I don't know if I want you
11:40to go first anymore.
11:41Oh, he's so cute.
11:42Oh, yeah, he's the kindest killer I've ever met.
11:44We'll come back for you, bear, I promise.
11:46No, babe, no, we won't.
11:47Oh, but I wanted to.
11:49Babe, focus, don't be, oh, my, I really barely.
11:54You know what, I feel like all of that was your own fault.
11:56You're supposed to be protecting me, killer boyfriend.
11:58All right, so this is definitely a trap area.
12:00Yeah, keep your eyes open, this is weird.
12:02All right, yeah, let's move.
12:03Be careful, be cautious.
12:05Let's see.
12:06All right, let's go trip wires.
12:08Oh.
12:09Killer knife.
12:10What, but I feel like I can walk between them.
12:12Oh, that's cute.
12:13Oh, okay, it almost got me, it almost got me.
12:16Just be careful back there.
12:17I made it.
12:19Okay, oh, yeah, this one looks a little bit too easy, too.
12:20Yeah, it is too easy.
12:22Oh, geez.
12:23Okay, what's with the excess of knives?
12:24Okay, yeah, let's see.
12:26Babe, careful.
12:27And I swore that almost got me.
12:29That's all right, I'll save you if anything happens.
12:31Okay, good.
12:32Those knives are gonna stop us.
12:34They won't stop us,
12:34especially with my killer boyfriend here.
12:36Isn't that right, Jason?
12:37It's just a killer's name, all right?
12:39It's just a coincidence.
12:40All right, what the?
12:42Seriously, it's annoying.
12:43Babe, you just figured that out?
12:45But you know, I'm still kind of surprised.
12:47I'm not surprised at all.
12:48Let's see.
12:49Noi?
12:50Oh, I don't think he's here, babe.
12:52I don't see Noi anywhere.
12:55Aaron?
12:56What are you doing?
12:57I saw some particles.
12:57Nothing, I'm just out.
12:58Hey, Noi, you there?
12:59Just checking to make sure you're not,
13:01oh, aha, I knew it.
13:02Looking for your next victim, huh?
13:04And you've got an accomplice, I can't believe it.
13:06Oh, no, she learned how to use a door.
13:07I dare you.
13:08How did you learn how to use doors?
13:09Oh, you get her.
13:10Sorry.
13:11You're on it, on it.
13:13All right, Kim, you're coming with us.
13:14What are you doing?
13:15You're a suspect now.
13:16Put me down.
13:16No, you're not.
13:17You're not at all.
13:18You just named yourself that.
13:19We're gonna question you now.
13:20All right, the trap is set.
13:22Perfect.
13:23Put me down.
13:24Gee, Kim, quick.
13:25Are you sure you're gonna be able to do this?
13:26I'll figure it out.
13:27Look, I got this, don't worry.
13:28I'm so strong.
13:29Oh, okay, Kim.
13:31All right, I'm gonna put you over here.
13:32Oh, I get my hands on you.
13:33Yeah, you can't get your hands on anything
13:34because you're tied up.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36All right, let's see.
13:37They're right there.
13:38There we go.
13:39Exhibit A.
13:39Ah, you tied me up.
13:40Listen, listen, I know this looks bad,
13:41but trust me, you're gonna help us catch a real killer.
13:43I was already doing that.
13:44Yeah, but you were bad at it,
13:45and now we're gonna do it because your plan sucked,
13:47and so we're gonna do it better.
13:48Oh, sure, I can do that.
13:50Ah, look out behind you.
13:50Hold on.
13:51Oh.
13:52Oh, no.
13:54Wow, you brought me a little present.
13:57That's so sweet of you.
13:58Yep, you take care of her.
13:59Got your present.
14:00What, no, no deal, no deal.
14:02Help, help.
14:03How nice of you.
14:04Ah.
14:05Nope.
14:05I think I'll grab you both.
14:07What the heck?
14:08Ah, there we go.
14:10Did you fall into a pit trap?
14:11Oh, don't worry, Noi, I got your friend here to help you.
14:13Let me out of here.
14:14Oh, the bear.
14:14You brought him back, Eric?
14:15What was the plan?
14:16You're not keeping him?
14:17Fine, fine, anything for you.
14:18Aw.
14:19Can someone untie me, please?
14:21See how nice Eric is?
14:22He's a good killer.
14:23I mean, person.
14:24Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
14:24I was using you to lure him out.
14:26Oh, okay.
14:26There we go.
14:27See, I wouldn't want a killer to untie you.
14:28Perfect, gotcha.
14:29That is true.
14:30All right, let's see who the killer really is.
14:32Exactly, exactly.
14:33Noi.
14:34Mm-hmm.
14:35Hey, guys.
14:36Oh my God, what a twist.
14:37You're fun.
14:38Why else would I do it?
14:39What?
14:39I mean, we are playing killers, right?
14:40Um.
14:41That is what we're doing, right?
14:42Not anymore.
14:43Your days of killing are over.
14:44Kim, take a look at it.
14:44You got it.
14:45You're coming with me, mister.
14:46Wait, what?
14:47I am so disappointed in you.
14:48I thought we're playing a game.
14:49Noi, you can't just run around killing people.
14:49Bye.
14:50Don't look at him.
14:51We're innocent.
14:52We're just pretending.
14:53We should probably get out of here
14:54before they figure it out, you know?
14:54Yeah, let's go.
14:55Well, we did it.
14:56We're off the hook and, you know,
14:57we should really be nice to Noi.
14:58He did cover for us,
14:59so we should probably make him a cake or something,
15:01you know?
15:01What?
15:02No, no, no, babe.
15:03We're not into apologizing for killing, all right?
15:05Anyway, you've been doing pretty good
15:05as a girlfriend killer,
15:06but I want to graduate you
15:07to something a little bit different.
15:09What?
15:09Really?
15:10You think so?
15:11Yeah.
15:12You know, if I'm going to be Jason the killer,
15:13you've got to be like Jessica the killer.
15:14Jessica the killer?
15:14You're going to choose him with a knife?
15:15Oh my gosh!
15:16Ah!
15:17Look at me!
15:20Oh, I'm all purple, though.
15:21Oh.
15:22Oh, I can be like, oh my gosh.
15:24I like this.
15:25Yeah, I like this.
15:26We're like a couple killing.
15:27This is awful, but also,
15:28oh my gosh, revenge is going to be great!
15:30Well, you know,
15:30I thought maybe this could help keep you safe,
15:31you know?
15:32Better than those flowers could, anyway.
15:33Ah!
15:34This is the best gift you could have ever given me,
15:35like a knife.
15:36Oh my goodness.
15:37Revenge is going to be great.
15:38Babe, what are you waiting for?
15:39You don't need my permission to go use your new powers.
15:40Really?
15:41Okay, all right.
15:42I'm going to go do something else.
15:43All right.
15:44Perfect target to make my name.
15:45All right.
15:45Simple, easy, done.
15:46All right?
15:47Exactly.
15:48Exactly what I need.
15:49All right, campers!
15:50After Bertha's unfortunate inner tube accident yesterday,
15:51we need to go over some basic water safety.
15:53It's very dangerous.
15:54Especially with a killer piranha lady on the loose.
15:57Gotta not eat the inner tubes.
15:58All right, now we'll be adding some new rules
16:00implemented by lifeguard Kip.
16:01I am not a lifeguard,
16:02I am a cop,
16:03and I am off duty,
16:04thank you.
16:05Ah, good enough.
16:06Cop, lifeguard,
16:07what's the difference?
16:08Now, as I was saying,
16:09Bertha, you've really got,
16:10oh!
16:11What the?
16:12Oh no!
16:13Killer in the pool!
16:14Killer in the pool!
16:14Wizzle!
16:15Wizzle, wizzle, wizzle, wizzle!
16:16I got him.
16:17Oh babe, you did amazing!
16:18I know, right?
16:19Right under Kip's nose.
16:20It wasn't like she was going to do anything anyways.
16:22That was awesome.
16:23Oh, what the?
16:24Hey!
16:25I knew it!
16:26All right, I caught you guys red-handed.
16:28We don't have any red hands.
16:29Yeah, we don't have any red hands.
16:30I'm gonna tell everybody that you're the murderess.
16:32You know what?
16:33I think we got her.
16:33Sorry Kip.
16:34Wait, what are you guys doing?
16:35Do what?
16:36Ah!
16:37Got her.
16:38Did we?
16:38You missed.
16:39Oh, did we?
16:40Mm-hmm.
16:41Ah!
16:42Oh.
16:43Oh babe, we should have done this together way sooner.
16:45Right?
16:46It's so much fun to be a killer couple.
16:47Ah!
16:48All right babe, I'm gonna need the mask back now though.
16:51Aw, but I'll take care of it, I promise.
16:52I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.
16:53All right, you can keep it.
16:54Come on, let's go, let's go.
16:55Let's get out of here.
16:56Well, looks like everyone got tired of dying.
16:57Yep, it's too bad.
16:58I heard the camp has killer reviews, you know?
17:00Oh my god, babe.
17:01At least the camp is all ours now.
17:02Yay!
17:03We get to keep the camp diamond-linked to ourselves.
17:05I can't believe this.
17:06Not only did you get me a whole place.
17:07God donkey, ahead of yourself, babe.
17:08I think we need to go swimming first.
17:09Swimming?
17:10Oh my gosh, you can teach me.
17:11Not so fast.
17:11What the?
17:12No, I decided to team up.
17:14Surprise, now I'm a killer.
17:16Wait, what?
17:17That's awful, girl.
17:17Is that a?
17:18I struck the killer, I knew it.
17:19It's my killer mask.
17:20Where's Donkey at?
17:21Shut up!
17:22Come on, come on, let's get him.
17:22I make noise to go pee.
17:23Oh my goodness.
17:24Oh!
17:25Yes!
17:26Don't let me do that.
17:27She got that map of the serious section.
17:27I can't see him.
17:28Oh my goodness.
17:29It's not a bad thing,
17:30but it doesn't flatter your face, girl.
17:31Donkey boy, you got a little something on your head, dude.
17:33Oh god, what?
17:34Oh, jeez.
17:35Nice.
17:36I mean, nice.
17:37All right, can we swim now, please?
17:38Yay!
17:39We get to swim, woo!
17:41Okay, so what do you guys say?
17:43You're a better killer.
17:44You're a better killer.
17:45Woo!
17:46Good, good, I'm glad you're accepting.
17:46Yay!