The Thundermans S03E15 Dog Day After-school
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00:00 and brought it to school without asking and a teacher took it!
00:03 Sounds like you'll be in trouble if your mom finds out.
00:07 BARK!
00:10 This is serious, Colosso. We're supposed to take care of Blobbin's bulldog dog in Samarro.
00:15 And if mom finds out the school has her tablet, we'll never get to dog sit.
00:20 So, what do we do, Max?
00:23 I'm gonna be honest with you guys. Dad wasn't listening.
00:29 Focus! There's dog time on the line!
00:32 Right. First let me finish my science experiment.
00:36 We know what the animalizer does to humans, but what, pray-tale, does it do to wild animals?
00:47 Okay, yeah. Our problem can wait.
00:57 Prepare yourselves as I pick up our mother nature left off.
01:00 Science!
01:08 Cool!
01:10 Are we too close? He looks crazy.
01:14 Don't be aggressive around trash.
01:17 So unless you're carrying a big bag of garbage, you're totally safe.
01:25 Uh-oh.
01:27 Give me that trash!
01:30 Rudest garbage man ever.
01:32 Teach it back, Max.
01:35 I will, after it attacks.
01:38 Max!
01:40 That was a raccoon?
01:50 Nope. That was a raccoon.
01:53 That was science!
01:55 Okay.
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02:38 How'd you even get the animalizer? I thought Dad installed a new security system.
02:43 Yeah, the facial recognition isn't very sophisticated.
02:47 Welcome back, Hank. Looking good.
02:58 Max, how are we gonna get Mom's tablet back?
03:01 Lucky for you two, I have a plan.
03:04 Let me guess, your plan involves stealing?
03:06 It does not involve stealing. It is stealing.
03:11 Alright, everyone grab a ski mask.
03:14 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. These children are not committing a felony. Just give your teacher a basket of cookies and apologize. She'll see how mature you're acting and give it back to you willingly.
03:26 Your plan is boring. Minus ski masks.
03:30 We're going with Phoebe's plan.
03:35 Yeah, you peaked at raccoon man.
03:42 And I can do this.
03:44 Oh, looks like we have a little gymnast on our hands.
03:49 Well, she's doing the pee pee dance.
03:52 I want to do gymnastics.
03:55 Oh, how could we say no to that face? Of course you can do gymnastics.
04:01 Yay!
04:02 Oh.
04:06 A little gymnastics class, huh? You sure you guys are ready for that?
04:10 We'll be fine, Phoebe.
04:12 I'm just saying, I remember quite a few Saturdays that turned into the Hank and Barb show.
04:17 Hank, talk to your daughter.
04:19 Don't worry, I will keep an eye on your mom.
04:23 And who's gonna keep an eye on you?
04:26 And who's gonna keep an eye on you?
04:28 You?
04:29 Sorry, Cousin Blobbin, I thought you were a raccoon man.
04:48 I get that a lot.
04:50 Oh, Doggin!
04:53 Doggin!
04:54 Aw, she's so cute!
05:01 Just like her daddy.
05:03 She's me!
05:04 Bark twice if you need help.
05:08 Be sure Billy and Nora get these care instructions.
05:11 And her favorite, doggy treats.
05:14 I gotta get back to Blobco.
05:17 My scientists are close to perfecting text traveling.
05:22 Unfortunately, it's still a little ticklish.
05:25 Doggin!
05:37 Hi!
05:38 You're so cute!
05:40 Oh, hey! How'd it go with your guys' teacher?
05:42 Awful! Your apology idea totally backfired!
05:46 Yeah, the teacher thought the cookies were a bribe.
05:49 She's calling mom today!
05:51 That's what you get for taking advice from Mom Junior.
05:54 Who's Mom Junior?
05:56 Am I Mom Junior?
05:59 Yep. We usually only call you that when you're not around.
06:03 Or when we write it in secret notes.
06:06 So true.
06:11 Hey kids, we're taking Chloe to gymnastics because she wants to go.
06:21 Has anyone seen my tablet? I can't find it anywhere.
06:24 Uh, no Phoebe.
06:25 Nope. Nora?
06:26 Not lately, Billy.
06:27 Haven't seen it either.
06:30 I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.
06:33 Have fun with Doggin!
06:35 See you guys later.
06:37 It's his teacher!
06:40 I'll get it!
06:41 Uh, no it's Ruby!
06:42 I'm expecting a call about...
06:46 Armpit fungus.
06:48 Armpit fungus!
06:50 Her max!
06:51 Touche.
06:55 What do we do?
06:57 If we don't answer, she'll call Mom's cell!
07:00 Hello?
07:01 Yes, she's home. One moment.
07:04 Where are you going with this Mom Junior?
07:08 Mom Junior is no more.
07:10 From now on, there's only Fun Phoebe.
07:13 And she says, "Let the fun begin!"
07:16 Hey there, this is Barb, don't you know?
07:18 Is that supposed to be Mom?
07:23 Close your eyes.
07:25 It's lunch, she's here.
07:27 Oh, you don't say.
07:30 I sure would like to get my tablet doohickey back though.
07:33 Oh no, no, that's no bother.
07:35 You don't have to...
07:37 Okie dokie.
07:38 See you in a bit.
07:39 Great news!
07:42 I'm pregnant!
07:45 Great news!
07:46 Fun Phoebe got your tablet back!
07:48 And your teacher's coming over to meet Mom!
07:51 Did you say your teacher's coming over?
07:54 I also said, "I got your tablet back!"
07:58 Chloe hasn't done anything all class.
08:07 I mean, maybe we should join in, make her feel more comfortable.
08:12 Yeah.
08:13 For a minute or two.
08:14 But for Chloe.
08:15 Of course, just for Chloe.
08:17 Chloe, how come you're jumping around like you do at home?
08:22 I don't wanna.
08:24 Oh, come on!
08:26 It'll be fun!
08:28 Watch.
08:31 Hup! Hup!
08:33 Hup! Hup!
08:36 Tromboman!
08:46 That was fantastic!
08:57 Do you think you could do a little more for everyone?
08:59 Get the kids into it?
09:01 I'm sorry, Coach Gibbons, but we're not really dressed for that.
09:05 There we are!
09:10 How come you've been playing with dog and not a time like this?
09:18 'Cause this is the last dog we'll ever see.
09:20 By the time we're done being grounded, cats will have won the war.
09:26 Nobody's getting grounded, okay?
09:27 We're gonna use the animalizer on Doggin and train her to be mom.
09:33 I like it.
09:35 Do we need a dad?
09:37 There's a possum in the backyard sitting around doing nothing.
09:39 Max, stop talking crazy.
09:41 Now let's turn Doggin into our mom.
09:44 There's nothing on the sheet saying we can't.
09:49 Alright.
09:52 (Balloon deflating)
09:54 Wow! Wow, I feel so tall! How did I get so tall?
10:02 This house smells like baloney. Is there baloney?
10:05 Let's see how all these treats work.
10:07 Oh, my treats! My treats! My treats!
10:09 Doggin, sit.
10:11 Did you say sit? I love sitting. Look, look, I'm sitting. I'm sitting, sitting.
10:14 Oh, oh, oh, no. That's the stuff. That's the stuff.
10:17 Doggin, shake hands.
10:20 Hey, I know how to do that.
10:21 Wow, fingers are fun!
10:23 Okay, now say, "My name is Barb and I want my tablet back, please."
10:32 Seriously, Phoebe?
10:34 My name is Barb and I want my tablet back, please.
10:39 (Babbling)
10:44 (Babbling)
10:46 Okay, Doggin, remember what I taught you?
10:56 Yeah, I remember. I'm your mom and Phoebe is a butt.
11:00 Door! Step inside the door! Open the door!
11:04 (Babbling)
11:08 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
11:11 Easy, easy, easy.
11:13 (Babbling)
11:15 Wait, the face!
11:18 Hi, I'm Max and you have no idea how excited I am for you to meet my mom.
11:31 Oh, thank you.
11:34 Mrs. Thunderman, it's nice to finally meet you. Thank you for having me.
11:40 Oh, you have a dog, too.
11:43 Mom? Mom? Mom?
11:48 Why don't we all just sit down?
11:56 (Babbling)
11:58 We love sitting on the ground.
12:12 Oh, those wacky Thundermans.
12:15 I'm Barb and I want my tablet back.
12:22 Honestly, I felt bad taking it, but Nora and Billy were warned to put it away and I really had no choice.
12:30 Phoebe is a butt.
12:35 Yep, Mom, Phoebe is a butt because I totally forgot the appetizers. I'll be right back.
12:47 Okay, I can't stay long anyway. Here is your tablet, Mrs. Thunderman.
12:53 Sorry, you have to go.
12:59 Or stay. Mom's got a lot of tricks.
13:02 Bye.
13:04 I can't believe Fun Phoebe pulled it off.
13:11 Alert, alert. Incoming transmission from Cousin Blobbin.
13:16 Oh, yay, show isn't over.
13:18 No, quick, hide Doggin.
13:21 Doggin, oh, look, yummy meat.
13:24 Meat, meat, a lot of meat.
13:27 Hey, guys, how's my doggie, Woggins?
13:31 She's a real lady.
13:34 Oh, I see you're having a little snack. Remember, meat makes Doggin very destructive.
13:43 Meat does? Why is that not on here?
13:46 Oh, it is. Turn it over.
13:49 You see this chewed up brick? It's all that's left of Blobbin's steak and karaoke bar.
13:59 It's also a reminder, never, ever give her meat.
14:06 Anyway, glad things are going well. Bye.
14:12 (audience laughter)
14:14 (chicken noises)
14:18 Okay, nobody panic. We just have to get that chicken from her.
14:23 Billy, super speed over there and grab the chicken.
14:26 (chicken noises)
14:29 (audience laughter)
14:31 Another bad idea, Fun Phoebe.
14:34 (audience laughter)
14:38 All done. Need more meat!
14:46 Meat!
14:50 Wow, she's fast.
14:56 You're just having as much fun as I am. Raise your hand.
15:05 She's not in the neighborhood. We checked everywhere.
15:08 Max, you have to come help us find Doggin before Blobbin comes back to pick her up.
15:12 Why should I? This is all your fault, Fun B.
15:15 Or is it the fault of a diabolical genius seen here disabling Dad's security system?
15:22 Okay, you got me. That's a good picture. Can you send it to me?
15:27 Max, quit joking around. You're going to help us. Doggin's never been a human before. Who knows what she's up to?
15:34 Max, find the meat!
15:38 I think I found something that might help. It's a barcode for Doggin's GPS tracker. See?
15:48 Hand it over. I'll use my expert computer skills to find her.
15:53 Thunder Monitor, find her.
15:58 Hopefully she'll come back. Unless she finds a place where meat just falls from the sky.
16:05 Doggin is entering Splatburger.
16:08 Splatburger! Where meat just falls from the sky!
16:14 Max!
16:21 Max!
16:24 Thank you! We are the Tumblemen!
16:37 Mommy, Daddy, I'm ready now!
16:40 In a minute, sweetie. I think the kids want more Tumblemen.
16:48 Okay, get off the mat, sweetie. I think these nice people are trying to take our picture.
16:53 Alright, Hank. This is it. Let's do the Tumblemen's twisty flip and throw.
17:01 Trish, you heard me. We've never even gotten it right.
17:04 Today is our day. We both knew this was happening when we squeezed in these tights and hid them under our clothes.
17:10 Okay, let's do it.
17:14 Up! Up!
17:16 Ow! My back!
17:23 Now can I have a toy?
17:28 Ow! What is this stuff?
17:36 It's the worst thing!
17:40 I'm too full to be this!
17:43 Stop it!
17:46 Just knock us down, you lunatic!
17:49 Bring me more burgers!
17:52 Bring me more burgers!
17:58 Well, this wasn't in the commercial.
18:02 Hey! Do you like bacon burgers?
18:09 I'm going to get two meats!
18:11 Not to worry, customers. She's the cop's problem now.
18:21 Please, go back to stuffing your faces.
18:24 Hello, police.
18:27 Oh no. Cousin Blobbin's going to come back and find out that we got his dog arrested.
18:32 Don't worry. Fun Phoebe's got this. Don't you know.
18:37 Stop it! We don't need Fun Phoebe right now. We need Mom Junior.
18:41 I thought you guys didn't like Mom Junior.
18:44 We never said we didn't like her.
18:46 For the record, I did.
18:48 But at least Mom Junior looks out for us.
18:51 Aw.
18:53 Okay, that settles it. Mom Junior's back and she's got a bunch of other plans, mate.
19:00 Yeah, I'm done with accents. Come on.
19:06 Here's the thing, Chloe.
19:08 Years ago, your father and I went undercover and joined the circus to catch a villain.
19:14 But we caught more than a villain on that mission. We caught Tumble Fever.
19:20 We also caught a real fever. That's because clowns don't wash their hands.
19:30 Since then, having you kids in these classes is our only chance to get our tumble on.
19:36 We got carried away and forgot the real reason we came here. For you.
19:41 Yeah. We're sorry. So what do you say? Huh? Feel like doing some gymnastics?
19:47 Can I do it with the tumble man?
19:50 Oh, sure. I just wish we had one of those cool costumes for you.
19:55 Thank you.
19:56 A tumble man's always prepared. You'd have remembered that if you hadn't gotten clown fever.
20:06 Alright, guys. This is it. Let's give him the tumble man twisty flip and throw.
20:22 We are the tumble man!
20:25 Okay. Mom Junior is going to try to keep them busy as long as she can. The rest is up to you.
20:38 Okay. Entering stealth mode.
20:41 Starting now.
20:51 Finally!
20:52 What's the problem, ma'am?
20:54 The problem is loco, Lucy. I have a chat in my office. Come on.
20:59 Mrs. Vaughn! I brought you something.
21:02 Oh! I love cookies. But why? I hate you and your family so much.
21:09 The truth is, I feel bad about what my dog did to your restaurant.
21:15 Your dog? That's a crazy lady in there.
21:20 Uh, no. It's a dog. The crazy lady might be out here.
21:25 Anyway, officers, you should throw the book at me. All the books. Heavy ones first.
21:31 We don't actually throw books. You know that, right?
21:35 I keep suggesting it, but nobody ever takes me seriously.
21:39 Are we really doing this now?
21:42 Looks like we're doing this just in time. So, uh, what kind of books are you thinking about throwing?
21:49 The paperback, hardcover, audiobooks?
21:53 Look at this mess.
22:01 It wasn't me.
22:03 This is hilarious.
22:07 It was me! It was me! I didn't know which side to pick myself!
22:11 Good girl! When we get home, I'm gonna need you to do this to Phoebe's room.
22:15 Phoebe's butt.
22:17 Phoebe's butt.
22:18 Come on.
22:23 Give me a boost, Nora.
22:24 You got it.
22:25 Let's go.
22:26 Whoa!
22:27 Come on, get up. We don't have much time. Give me the anemolizer.
22:32 Oh, oh, oh, my choice, my choice. Chase me.
22:36 Get her, Billy!
22:38 Chase me, chase me, chase me, chase me, chase me.
22:41 Move!
22:42 I'm chasing, I'm chasing.
22:45 Chase me, chase me, chase me, chase me.
22:47 So, Officer Bautista, if you don't want to throw books, what do you want to throw?
22:53 He likes to throw his attitude around.
22:55 Bah, bah, bah, bah.
22:56 Officer Bautista has the talking spoon.
22:59 Excuse me, may I have the talking spoon?
23:03 Sure.
23:04 Thank you.
23:05 What is wrong with you bozos?
23:09 Nutsball Nancy is tearing my office apart.
23:12 If you won't go in there, I will.
23:15 Oh!
23:20 What is happening?
23:22 Why won't this open?
23:24 The door's locked.
23:26 Why are you everywhere?
23:38 My dog!
23:39 Where did that dog come from?
23:44 Where's Wacky Wendy?
23:46 The room's clear, Martin.
23:49 There was a woman, a real woman.
23:52 I'm sorry, ma'am, but we can't arrest dogs.
23:55 No, we can't.
23:57 Martin, throw up.
24:01 All right, come on, doggin'. Let's sing Mrs. Wong to her imaginary friends.
24:07 I'm not making her up.
24:09 She's real.
24:11 My chicken might be made in a lab in my basement, but she's real.
24:16 Why are you even out here?
24:29 (music)
24:33 Hup!
24:35 Hup!
24:36 Yay! That was amazing!
24:40 Is that my dog, pal?
24:42 Kids probably took her for a walk.
24:45 They weren't here when we got home.
24:47 I guess that means you have some more time to enjoy the Dumbleman!
24:52 Hup!
24:53 Oh, thank goodness! Doggy walkin' through!
24:56 Thanks for letting us play with her, Cousin Blob.
24:59 No, thank you. You can't tell, but this is her happy face.
25:04 Oh, nope, that's her potty face.
25:07 Gotta go.
25:09 Ow!
25:12 What have you been eating?
25:14 We're actually getting away with this.
25:18 Whose face is that on our portrait?
25:21 Fun TV did it!
25:23 (upbeat music)