The Thundermans Season 3 Episode 7 Doppel-Gamers
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00:00 Alright guys, we're finally gonna beat Sick Day 2, the second game.
00:04 But we've lost to that Pink Eye dude like a hundred times.
00:08 I've defeated real life Pink Eye more than video game Pink Eye.
00:12 Uh, we're hitting him with everything we've got. I think he's unbeatable.
00:16 I'm unbeatable.
00:23 I can't keep losing to some villain named Pink Eye. I'm a super... fan of this game.
00:30 There must be some kind of design flaw.
00:33 No way. Some villain just can't be beat.
00:36 I should know. I'm a super... fan of this game too.
00:41 There's gotta be some sort of cheat code or something.
00:45 No way dude. There's nothing. The only guy who knows how to beat this game is the man who made it.
00:49 Cybron James.
00:50 I heard he lives in a cave during the winter.
00:54 Oh wait, no, that's a bear.
00:57 I heard Cybron is gonna be at GamerFest next week.
01:01 GamerFest has been sold out for weeks, so we gotta keep trying. Come on, you know what they say.
01:06 When you invite your friends over, offer them something to drink.
01:09 Drinks are for winners. Attack!
01:14 Cool. What are we doing?
01:19 Uh, what are you doing?
01:21 Gettin' our game on.
01:24 What's that, Chloe? Okay, I'll send him up. Chloe wants you upstairs.
01:29 Sounds urgent.
01:30 You guys are always sending us to play with Chloe. We wanna hang out with you guys.
01:35 Hey, that reminds me, bro. I have a lot of questions about Chloe.
01:40 I'm no baby doctor, but isn't she big for a six-month-old?
01:48 You want a drink?
01:49 Thank you!
01:50 Don't worry, I'll keep him off the whole superhero trail.
01:57 Hey, Oyster! Ever thought about the Thunderman's last name?
02:01 Well, don't!
02:03 Okay, guys, look, you're right. I guess we haven't been spending a lot of time with you lately.
02:11 So how about this? Next weekend, we'll all do something together.
02:14 We? I'm busy.
02:15 We wanna go to the water park.
02:17 Alright, I was lying. Water park sounds fun.
02:19 Great! Next weekend, just the four of us. It'll be like old times.
02:23 I have another question.
02:26 What's with all these man-shaped holes in your ceiling?
02:29 We have cupcakes.
02:31 Awesome!
02:32 I know, right?
02:34 [music]
02:37 [music]
02:40 [music]
02:43 [music]
02:46 [music]
02:48 [music]
02:54 [music]
03:02 [music]
03:04 [music]
03:17 Thunder Monitor, I need help defeating Pink Eye.
03:24 Initiating Pink Eye treatment.
03:26 [sizzling]
03:27 [shrieks]
03:30 I'm Pink Eye in the video game.
03:32 It's what I get for asking advice from an expensive doorbell.
03:37 Alright, I've been trying all week, and I finally scored four tickets to today's gamer fest.
03:44 Cherry and Oyster are on the way over.
03:46 Gamer fest? We're actually going to gamer fest?
03:49 Wait, why do I feel like we're forgetting something?
03:51 What time are you guys leaving for the water park with Billy and Nora?
03:54 There it is.
03:56 Remember? You promised them last week you'd take them to the water park.
04:00 Yeah, but we promised ourselves a minute ago that we would go to gamer fest.
04:05 Besides, Billy and Nora have probably forgotten all about it.
04:08 Eh, not so sure about that.
04:11 Aw, can't stand seeing them like that.
04:22 Guys, they want to hang out with their big brother and sister.
04:26 This could be my only chance to talk to Cybron James and learn how to defeat Pink Eye.
04:30 What?
04:32 How am I going to beat a real bad guy when I can't even beat a made-up one?
04:35 And I need to introduce Cybron to his next great video game villain.
04:40 I based him on me.
04:41 Just need to come up with a cool name.
04:45 How about Jerk-a-lease?
04:50 Jerk-a-lease, Jerk-a-lease.
04:53 You guys promised Billy and Nora you'd spend the day with them.
04:58 So, if you want to go to gamer fest, just take them with you.
05:02 Not your best idea, Hanko.
05:05 Or you can get grounded.
05:08 Well played, Barb.
05:10 What are we going to do about Cherry and Oyster?
05:13 Don't worry. I'll break it to them gently.
05:15 Gamer fest! Gamer fest!
05:19 Oh, look, a note.
05:21 Sorry we moved.
05:23 This is horrible.
05:25 Moving back tomorrow.
05:31 Oh, sweet Jesus.
05:33 Oh, man. I keep missing the pins.
05:41 I guess Chloe wins again.
05:43 Victory lap!
05:48 Barb, you can't just let Chloe win.
05:51 Super kids need to be challenged.
05:53 If you keep going easy on her, she'll never learn to work hard at anything.
05:57 You're right, but Chloe's my little baby, and I'd feel so bad if I won.
06:03 Luckily, I have no problem showing our kids I am better than them.
06:07 Lot two!
06:10 I'm going to beat you, Chloe.
06:12 Toe cramp, toe cramp.
06:17 [music]
06:19 We're actually here.
06:27 Cybron James and the answer to beating his game are only 100 feet away.
06:31 Make that 99.
06:36 We came here to have fun with you guys, not stand in line all day.
06:43 What are you talking about? This is awesome.
06:46 Look at us, standing in line.
06:48 Whee!
06:50 Whee!
06:52 Nope, this line's the worst.
06:54 Oh, hey, you wanted to go to a water park, right?
06:58 Well, I see a virtual one right over there.
07:00 Why don't you guys head over, and we'll meet you there when we're done.
07:02 Unless one of us sells a game deal into Cybron, then so long, suckas.
07:08 But we're supposed to be having fun together.
07:12 That's the whole point.
07:13 Well, we will. Later.
07:15 Hey, we'll even buy you some snow cones.
07:17 You can't buy us off, right, Billy?
07:20 Wrap that snow cone in funnel cake, and you've got yourself a deal.
07:24 Billy!
07:25 They really don't want to hang out with us.
07:35 Forget them. We can still have fun.
07:40 Mine's too tight.
07:42 Mine, too.
07:43 Help me, and I'll help you.
07:45 You okay there, little guy?
07:52 I'm Fifi. This is my twin brother, Matt.
07:55 Do they look like kinda?
08:01 Here, let us help you with those.
08:04 Now, all you have to do is touch the side of the goggles to start it up.
08:10 Whoa! A high-level water slide!
08:14 This is why I was born!
08:17 You guys are super fun.
08:20 Glad somebody thinks so.
08:22 This fake water feels so real.
08:26 Nice try, Daddy.
08:39 She's trying to sight me out, Barb.
08:41 This is your idea of challenging her?
08:45 Let Mama show her how it's done.
08:48 Yay! Time for a victory snack.
09:02 If you're tired of losing to a child, I just happen to be a bowling champion.
09:08 You were a bowling champion?
09:11 Yes! I was MVP of my Villain League bowling team, the Bohemian Rhapsodies.
09:17 You would help us win? What's in it for you?
09:23 All I want is for Barb to read me bedtime stories while Hank checks me for ticks.
09:29 No way.
09:30 Yeah, never gonna happen, Plaza.
09:32 Let's check you for ticks, Coach!
09:43 It's like looking into a gorgeous mirror.
09:53 Stop staring at your jerk-ilies.
09:56 It's not his name.
09:58 Next.
09:59 Two wristbands for the Cybron Experience, please.
10:02 Uh, no.
10:04 Uh, yeah.
10:06 Cybron is previewing its new game, Spitballs. It's for kids.
10:10 You need to be accompanied by a kid 13 or up.
10:12 Information we could have used an hour ago.
10:15 That sign's pretty hidden. I'm not sure people can see it.
10:24 (music playing)
10:26 How are we supposed to find a couple of kids?
10:36 Nooran, what's his face?
10:38 Billy!
10:39 Billy!
10:40 Hey, guys, just in time. Come on over and get your wristbands.
10:44 Cool! Four wristbands, please.
10:47 That's the TV we're going in.
10:49 Here you go.
10:50 Thanks.
10:52 This is embarrassing.
10:54 Billy thinks the slightly less handsome version of me is me.
10:59 We're going into the Cybron Experience with Fifi and Matt.
11:04 What?
11:05 This poser with the cool hair?
11:07 Hi, I'm--
11:08 Can it, cool hair.
11:09 It's really nice to meet you.
11:11 Dip it, pretty face.
11:12 They've been more of a brother and sister to us in an hour than you've been a month.
11:18 What are you talking about?
11:20 We love you.
11:21 Nora.
11:22 Nora.
11:23 You guys can come with us right now if you have my funnel snow cake.
11:28 That's what I thought.
11:31 Come on, guys.
11:32 Wait a second. What are we supposed to do?
11:37 Have fun waiting in line.
11:39 Whee!
11:41 (music playing)
11:44 (music playing)
11:46 I can't believe they ditched us.
12:03 I can.
12:04 We've been pushing them off on Chloe, and now we've pushed them off on two weirdos.
12:08 Something about Matt's face makes me sick.
12:10 I feel the same way about Fifi, her pointy elbows.
12:13 A new high score!
12:20 We really messed up. That should be us in there.
12:30 I know. I'm great at double dutch. That high score should be mine.
12:34 No. We should be the ones in there having fun with Billy and Nora, not cool hair and pretty face.
12:40 We need to get in there and apologize.
12:42 I don't know who pretty face is, but sure. Let's get in there.
12:46 I know just the way.
12:48 Come on, Maximus. That's not dilly-dally.
12:55 Two wristbands for me and my son, please.
12:58 I am under 13.
13:02 (audience laughing)
13:04 (grunting)
13:06 Look, Mommy, my big boy, let's go in.
13:15 That's not my boy. He must have gone inside.
13:19 Maximus, Mommy's coming.
13:21 Nice try.
13:25 How are we supposed to get wristbands?
13:29 (audience laughing)
13:31 Maybe we don't need wristbands.
13:36 Would you get off your knees? People are staring.
13:39 I just really believe in this idea.
13:41 Lesson one. In order to knock down pins, you must think like pins.
13:53 (audience laughing)
13:55 (grunting)
13:57 How does he hit so hard with his tiny little paws?
14:01 Bowling's not for the weak.
14:06 If you want to win, prove it, cutter balls.
14:12 Ah, Klaus, are you biting me? A little bit, yeah.
14:17 This doesn't seem safe.
14:25 If it's safe, it's not bowling.
14:27 Go, go, go, go!
14:29 This is where you run!
14:35 (screaming)
14:37 Hey!
14:39 (audience laughing)
14:41 I told you my plan would work.
14:47 I know, it's working great. I'm charging ten bucks a picture.
14:50 You're giving me half, right?
14:52 Sure. Right after we talk to Cy and Nora.
14:56 Can't we talk to Cybron first?
14:58 No, we have to apologize to Billy and Nora.
15:01 Oh, Billy, Nora! Security!
15:06 Relax, it's us.
15:08 We know. Security!
15:11 Look, we're sorry.
15:13 Yeah, sorry you couldn't use us to get in here.
15:17 We don't want to hang out with you guys anymore.
15:20 Matt and Fifi hooked us up.
15:22 We get to play a live-action version of Cybron's new game, Spitballs.
15:27 See ya.
15:29 Well, we tried our best.
15:31 If you need me, that's too bad. I'll be busy talking to Cybron.
15:34 Max!
15:36 Hey! We were looking for you.
15:39 Cybron wants everyone in position. We're about to start Spitballs.
15:43 Right, 'cause I work here.
15:46 Remind me, what's my position again?
15:49 Guard the walls so the little kids we found don't escape.
15:52 Billy and Nora? Why would they need to escape?
15:55 How do you know their names?
15:57 Uh, that's just what I call all kids.
16:00 Moving along, Billy's and Nora's.
16:03 Where do you have the meeting? The game's rigged so they can't win.
16:07 Rigged?
16:09 Look, just make sure they don't get out.
16:12 Here they come.
16:14 Poor suckers.
16:21 They're easy targets after their brother and sister abandoned them.
16:25 Uh, "abandoned" is a bit of a strong word.
16:29 Said the employee who needs to get to her station.
16:32 Out of my way, Billy's and Nora's.
16:35 I'm ashamed to be your coach.
16:44 She's gonna hit this pin and you'll lose, like the losers you are.
16:50 You won! I never lost faith.
16:58 Even though you didn't win, you tried your best and that's what's important, okay?
17:04 And it was fun.
17:06 Oh, that's my baby girl.
17:09 It's not your fault, kid.
17:15 With me as the coach, you didn't have a chance.
17:19 I let them win. Now they're happy. Look.
17:23 We crossed that baby girl's line.
17:28 There's no way you let them win.
17:34 Just man up and admit you choked.
17:37 What the?
17:44 You did not just do that.
17:47 Believe it, baby.
17:50 Cybron! Cybron! Cybron!
17:54 Cybron! Cybron! Cybron!
17:57 Cybron! Cybron! Cybron!
18:00 Welcome, my adoring Cybronites!
18:04 Cybron James presents to you his latest masterpiece.
18:18 Spitballs!
18:21 Hit the target, capture the flag, win the game,
18:28 get hit with spit, and bear the ultimate shame.
18:34 Bring forth the spit!
18:37 Guys, the game is rigged.
18:43 Yeah, right. How?
18:45 I wasn't at the meeting.
18:48 Let's go, Lovie! Come on!
19:12 Let's go! Come on!
19:15 Excuse me, Cybron?
19:19 Who are you that you speak to Cybron as though you are his equal?
19:24 My name's Max, and I'm a big fan of your work.
19:27 And soon, you'll be a big fan of mine.
19:30 I give you...
19:33 Kevin!
19:36 Surrender your sketch!
19:40 Amateur at best, but Cybron sees promise.
19:45 Really? I spent months thinking--
19:48 Cybron gets tired of your face.
19:51 Cybron did not dismiss you.
19:56 Continue to linger as he considers your work,
20:00 and you gaze upon his!
20:03 [cheering]
20:06 This is awesome! We're about to win!
20:18 That's some stinky spit!
20:20 That's because it's lava spit!
20:22 How do you know?
20:23 How do you not?
20:26 Let's just end this!
20:29 [cheering]
20:32 You did it!
20:40 Now we just have to get the flag!
20:43 Why does winning look like losing?
20:50 [screaming]
20:53 [cheering]
20:56 Second kidnapping? How are they supposed to win now?
21:04 They aren't!
21:05 Cybron's games are unbeatable!
21:08 That's what keeps people playing,
21:10 and Cybron filthy rich!
21:13 It's diabolical!
21:15 This pleases Max.
21:18 Don't.
21:20 That's Cybron's thing.
21:23 Feast your eyes on this!
21:26 Cybron's marketing is also unbeatable.
21:29 Observe.
21:30 These frightened losers will be on the cover
21:33 of every spitball's game box.
21:36 But they'll be humiliated.
21:38 Precisely.
21:40 Laugh with Cybron!
21:43 [laughing]
21:45 You're not laughing.
21:47 Max is reclaiming his sketch.
21:51 That's right.
21:52 Max is using the weird name thing now.
21:55 And the weird laugh thing.
21:57 [laughing]
21:59 We need help!
22:05 Max Mason, we need help!
22:08 We've been set up!
22:12 Max Mason, we've been set up!
22:15 [laughing]
22:18 Katie was right!
22:20 It's rigged!
22:21 Let's get out of here!
22:23 [laughing]
22:25 Retreat!
22:29 [laughing]
22:31 He may have a second cannon.
22:33 They have me.
22:35 [laughing]
22:37 What's going on?
22:41 [laughing]
22:44 Look!
22:46 Beebe's blocking the spitballs for us!
22:49 Too many of them!
22:51 What are you doing here?
23:00 No one humiliates Max's brother and sister except Max.
23:03 [laughing]
23:04 So what's the plan?
23:06 I think we have a chance that we can make those cannons take each other out.
23:09 [laughing]
23:11 [laughing]
23:13 There's going to be spit everywhere!
23:23 Billy, no! Run for it!
23:25 Uh-oh.
23:35 [laughing]
23:37 [laughing]
23:39 Crying with Cybron.
23:47 [laughing]
23:49 I'll take that.
23:55 [laughing]
23:57 We're with them!
24:05 We're their brother and sister!
24:07 That's right, 10 bucks a fight with the only people who ever defeated Cybron.
24:11 [laughing]
24:13 Oh, so now we're fun enough to hang out with.
24:15 You always were.
24:17 We just got so caught up in doing our own stuff we forgot.
24:20 And we're sorry. Right, Max?
24:22 Right.
24:24 You guys are way more important than selling my villain to Cybron for crazy gamer money.
24:29 Holy spitballs, what have I done?
24:31 [laughing]
24:33 Come on, drop the act.
24:35 This is the most fun the four of us have ever had.
24:38 You two pretending not to like us,
24:40 then hiring Matt and Fifi to set us up in that game
24:43 so you two could come to our rescue.
24:46 Best birthday ever!
24:48 [laughing]
24:50 Birthday?
24:52 Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.
24:54 Let's go get you some birthday cake.
24:56 Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
24:58 It's not your birthday.
25:00 I know, but right now they're feeling so guilty
25:03 we can milk them for everything they've got.
25:06 [laughing]
25:08 I'm thinking season pass this to the water park.
25:11 [laughing]
25:13 Smart plan.
25:14 Thank you. I took a spitball to the back of the head.
25:17 Now I feel a lot smarter.
25:19 [laughing]
25:20 I think I like this new Billy.
25:22 Thank you. I took a spitball to the back of the head.