It's Showtime: Vice Ganda, ipinakita ang tamang pag-angkas sa motor! (EXpecially For You)

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Aired (April 19, 2024): Ipinakita ni Vice Ganda kung paano dapat umaangkas ang jowa mo sa motor.

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00:00 How did you get him to court you?

00:02 In the last 2 years, what did you do?

00:04 What?

00:06 It's normal what guys do

00:08 when they court.

00:10 What is that?

00:12 When we were in Senior High,

00:14 we were in the same school.

00:16 We were classmates.

00:18 Did you bring him home?

00:20 I brought him to the river.

00:22 Even though your house is that far?

00:24 He didn't go home.

00:26 He had an apartment

00:28 in Lucena.

00:30 You had a jeep, a tricycle,

00:32 what did you drive?

00:34 Did you have a motorcycle?

00:36 Did you have a motorcycle?

00:38 Yes.

00:40 Where did you put it?

00:42 Behind me.

00:44 Behind you?

00:46 Did you know that his motorcycle

00:48 has a sidecar?

00:50 His motorcycle has a sidecar

00:52 inside.

00:54 What did you think?

00:56 It's hot in front

00:58 when you sit there.

01:00 It's not in front,

01:02 it's inside.

01:04 Or on the side.

01:06 Sometimes,

01:08 your boyfriend sits

01:10 in front of you.

01:12 He's sitting here.

01:14 It's heavy.

01:16 It's literally heavy.

01:18 It's dangerous when you sit there.

01:20 It's dangerous because

01:22 the woman is acting.

01:24 "I'm here."

01:26 "Where?"

01:28 "I'm here."

01:30 It's hard.

01:32 When you get off the motorcycle,

01:34 he's like,

01:36 "Let's go to your mom."

01:38 He's bleeding.

01:40 It's dangerous.

01:42 When he walks like that,

01:44 your son will be so angry.

01:46 He'll be like, "I'm here."

01:48 It's dangerous.

01:50 He did that for 2 years.

01:52 He's here for a day.

01:54 He's a MWF and a TTHS.

01:56 He's like a regular.

01:58 He's not like that.

02:00 He's like that.

02:02 Why don't you ask Kenneth?

02:04 "Kenneth, let's go."

02:06 No, Kenneth.

02:08 He's the crush of the town.

02:10 Let's go.

02:12 It's been 2 years.

02:16 That's why he's been here for 2 years.

02:20 You're like that, right?

02:22 When you walk like that.

02:24 That's what you did in "The Gods Must Be Crazy".

02:28 That's the movie.

02:30 Kenneth, who's writing the music?

02:34 Who's writing?

02:36 It's on his face.

02:38 He's a pussy.

02:40 Do you have love letters?

02:42 I give him love letters

02:44 when there's a special occasion.

02:48 Valentine's Day.

02:50 I give him love letters

02:52 when there's a special occasion.

02:54 What's special?

02:56 Valentine's Day.

02:58 Do you give him love letters

03:00 or just cards?

03:02 Love letters.

03:04 What do you write?

03:08 "Dear Kiany."

03:10 "Dear Charo."

03:12 What's the first line?

03:14 "My dear Kiany."

03:16 "My dear."

03:18 "I love you."

03:20 "I love you."

03:22 "I love you."

03:24 "I love you."

03:26 I love you.

03:28 [silence]

03:30 [silence]

03:32 [silence]

03:34 [silence]

03:36 [silence]

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It's Showtime: Vice Ganda, ipinakita ang tamang pag-angkas sa motor! (EXpecially For You)

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