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00:00Anyway, so it's harder to pursue American girls than Filipino girls?
00:08You're too much!
00:10You're too much, Brian!
00:12They followed your plan.
00:16It's harder to pursue American girls than Filipino girls?
00:19Yes, from experience.
00:21Yes.
00:22Why? Why is it harder?
00:24Why is it easier for Filipinos?
00:26What do they do?
00:29For example, how do they respond?
00:33Well, for example, I DM a girl,
00:36like, hi, how are you doing?
00:38Then they DM me back, like,
00:40I'm doing good, how are you?
00:42Or like, I'm okay.
00:44Then, that's it.
00:45Do they easily let you go out?
00:47Yes.
00:48Because before, you had to say goodbye to your parents.
00:50Yes, actually.
00:51And it's scary, right?
00:53Yes.
00:54And before, you were afraid of the curfew.
00:56Yes.
00:57You were afraid to go out at night.
00:59And was there a Martial Law back then?
01:01How do you know?
01:02Because Chang and Oggy weren't there.
01:04Who's next?
01:05If Chang and Oggy weren't there, who's next?
01:07Who's next?
01:08Who's next?
01:09Show us.
01:10Why am I the host?
01:13I'm the host.
01:14I'm the host.
01:15I'm the host.
01:16Excuse me.
01:18Excuse.
01:19No, it's not like it's easy to go out.
01:22It's not like it's easy to go out.
01:24It's only until 8 or 6 o'clock.
01:26Back then.
01:27Back then.
01:28Because you're more outgoing now, right?
01:30Yes, actually.
01:32I'm not sure about other generations, but for my generation,
01:35it's easier now to go out.
01:38So if it's just a simple text, like in America,
01:41like I told you.
01:42How do you DM them?
01:44How do you invite them to America?
01:47I just text them, like,
01:48hey, wanna grab some boba or something like that?
01:50Huh?
01:51Boba.
01:52Me?
01:53Boba?
01:54No, no, no.
01:56Milk tea.
01:57Milk tea.
01:58Milk tea.
01:59Milk tea.
02:00Oh, the milk tea.
02:01Yes, sir.
02:02The round one.
02:03To save.
02:04Do you want to have milk tea?
02:05I wanna grab some boba.
02:07Grab some boba.
02:11He took the boba.
02:14That's Ethel's business.
02:15Huh?
02:16Ethel Boba.
02:21Wanna grab some boba.
02:23So that's it.
02:24Those are the hangouts that we want to do in the US.
02:27Like, grab some milk tea,
02:29then I drive her to, like,
02:31I pick her up from her house,
02:33and then that's it.
02:35Just drive around.
02:36And here in the Philippines,
02:37what's your style with the people here?
02:39If you wanna grab some boba,
02:41you wanna grab some witty?
02:45Witty?
02:46Boba and witty.
02:49Boba.
02:51It's too high.
02:53It's a bit too high.
02:56Boba and witty.
02:57You wanna grab some hair?
02:58Oh, me?
03:01Me again?
03:02That's too much.
03:05So how do you message here?
03:06Here, like,
03:09sometimes I want to go out to restaurants.
03:13Are you G?
03:15Huh?
03:16Just the rug, right?
03:17Are you G?
03:19Are you G?
03:20Carps.
03:21What's carps?
03:23Carps?
03:24That's R-U-G because it's a rug, right?
03:27The rug is carpet, that's why it's carps.
03:29Ah, I thought it was R-U-G.
03:32I thought it was R-U-Go.
03:35Are you gay?
03:36Are you gay?
03:37Are you gay?
03:38Because I got, yes, I'm gay.
03:40I'm a very proud member of the LGBTQA plus community.
03:43So what you're gonna say next is,
03:45you wanna grab some boba?
03:47I don't want that.
03:48What are the DMs that you received?
03:50Which ones?
03:51What are the ones that are written?
03:53How do you hit or perform, Kimchoo?
03:57The usual ones that you experienced.
03:59Me?
04:00I react, then I say hello.
04:05What's the DM that really made you react,
04:07that really made you smile?
04:09Wait a minute.
04:10You said that I made you smile.
04:11No, not like that.
04:12So how do you react when you get DMs like that?
04:15You said earlier that there are people who DM you.
04:17What type?
04:18We're not gonna talk about who.
04:20What type of DM?
04:21What do they say?
04:23Hello, nice to see you.
04:25Stuff like that.
04:26Stuff like that?
04:27Stuff like that, yes.
04:28Hi, cute outfit.
04:30Stuff like that.
04:31This is so arty.
04:32You think you don't have a whole day of grade 4?
04:36You don't have a whole day of grade 4.
04:40Like that.
04:41But in terms of,
04:44because when I watch foreign films,
04:50like Campus Love Stories,
04:52we see that it's so wild.
04:57They're so liberated.
04:59House party.
05:00House party,
05:01in their proms.
05:02Or in movies.
05:03Yes, it's like they're free to come back.
05:06Liberated.
05:09Is it really wild, as it seems,
05:12how we see it in the movies?
05:15Is it really like that in real life in other countries?
05:17In school, is it that wild or liberated?
05:21Yes, actually, in a way, it's really like that.
05:24It's like what you see in movies.
05:26It's like that.
05:27As in, for me,
05:28my experience going there,
05:30I was culture shocked.
05:32I was like, wow, this is what they're doing.
05:34It's like I went to another planet.
05:36This is like the U.S.,
05:38and I was like, wow.
05:39It really changed me.
05:41Did you enjoy it?
05:42Yes, super, yeah.
05:46The wildness of the environment.
05:49Where do you like more, there or here?
05:52There.
05:53I always say this,
05:54I really like the place there,
05:56but here, the people,
05:58because there are more families here,
06:00and friends here in the Philippines.
06:03It's my home.
06:04But my question to you is,
06:05who do you love more?
06:06The foreigners?
06:08Or the Filipinos?
06:09Of course, the Filipinos.
06:11Very accommodating.
06:14It's more fun in the Philippines.
06:16Very genuine.
06:19The Filipinos are gentle.
06:21Yes, over here.
06:22What's the longest relationship you've had with a Filipino?
06:25Filipino?
06:27How long was your relationship?
06:29A year?
06:30Almost a year.
06:32He's an artist.
06:35Mike Mara.
06:37Celebrity?
06:39Celebrity here?
06:41He's a celebrity.
06:42His real name is Celebrity.
06:43His nickname is Sports Plus.
06:45Celebrity Sports Plus.
06:47He even has a swimming pool.
06:50Celebrity.
06:51You're the same age.
06:52Yes, we're the same age.
06:54Are you a match for the show?
06:56No.
06:57Charade?
06:58Charade?
06:59No.
07:00Two words?
07:02No, no.
07:06We used to work together.
07:08He's from ABS.
07:10I cannot answer any more questions for your honor.
07:14One last question, your honor.
07:16Yes.
07:17What is it?
07:18Do you still remember where he lives?
07:22Are you going to make me wait?
07:24On this close information.
07:26I'm just kidding.
07:28Sunburn said no mention.
07:30No mention of name.
07:32Just the show.
07:36Just the show and time slot.
07:39Uncle Jeffrey, did Sam give you advice when it comes to love?
07:43Yes.
07:44Actually, he didn't give me advice yet.
07:46But he opened up to me when he came back to the Philippines.
07:52That was the first time we talked when he came here in October.
07:56I was amazed at how mature he is when it comes to relationships.
08:04I feel like he's been through a lot in the past few years
08:09ever since he went to the States.
08:12He has a lot of lessons that he can apply right away.
08:15I think for a 19-year-old, he's more mature for his age.
08:19I'm a proud uncle.
08:21Wow.
08:22Proud, thank you.
08:23What does your mom say?
08:26Does your mom and dad know that you had a boyfriend when you were 15?
08:30Yes.
08:31How do you ask them to forgive you?
08:33Well, I'm very open with my mom and my dad.
08:37It's a very open relationship at that time.
08:43When we were texting each other on Instagram,
08:46I told my mom,
08:48Hey mom, look at this girl.
08:50What do you think about her?
08:52Do you tell her what kind of girl you like?
08:54No.
08:55But do you tell her when you already have one?
08:57Yes, yes.
08:58Basically, I tell her,
09:00What do you think about this girl?
09:02I think I like her.
09:03That's it.
09:04She tells me her opinion.
09:07Do you approve of her?
09:09Yes.
09:10Of course.
09:11Did you become close with your mom?
09:13His mom and his exes.
09:16They became close.
09:18That's how open they are.
09:20You don't hide it.
09:21No.
09:22I'm very open with my parents.
09:24So, yeah, I just told them.
09:26What did you tell your parents,
09:28your dad, your boyfriend?
09:31Before?
09:32Immediately?
09:33Or did you hide it first?
09:35Not first.
09:36Because when he's gone,
09:38my dad will be more angry.
09:40Huh?
09:42It's just a change.
09:43Not first.
09:44Not first?
09:45I don't know if this will last or not.
09:47How many years before you introduced him to your dad?
09:50When was that?
09:51It's been a long time.
09:52How many years have you been together?
09:54In the Philippines,
09:55they found out that you broke up with Gerald.
09:59When we found out,
10:00you were already crying on your TV series,
10:02NB.
10:04It's a movie.
10:05It's a movie.
10:06Is it a movie?
10:07Yes.
10:08They found out.
10:09They broke up.
10:10You didn't admit it.
10:11That day,
10:12I was so nervous.
10:14Of course.
10:15But what's harder to tell your parents?
10:18The son of a woman or the son of a man?
10:20Because,
10:22it's not that easy to open up.
10:25I already have a boyfriend.
10:26I already have a girlfriend.
10:28Especially if you're still young.
10:30Where are you, parents?
10:32Where are you closer?
10:33The son of a woman or the son of a man?
10:35It doesn't matter.
10:36When you're young.
10:37The son of a woman.
10:38Most of the time, it's the son of a woman.
10:40Most of the time, it's the son of a woman.
10:42Maybe it's the son of a woman.
10:43Because the son of a woman is very invested.
10:45Poor gay people.
10:46They have no choices.
10:49It's your turn.
10:50It's your turn.
10:51It's the son of a woman.
10:52It's the son of a woman.
10:54It's my turn.
10:55It's my turn.
10:56We say goodbye to our parents in the parlor.
11:02Because in our house,
11:04we're not really out.
11:05To our mothers outside the house,
11:08to other families,
11:09we say goodbye right away.
11:11What if it's you?
11:12You say goodbye to your father or mother.
11:16I don't have chemistry.
11:19I told my father that I'm courting someone.
11:24How did you tell him?
11:26I told him.
11:27Because there's someone who's always on the phone.
11:313 pesos for 3 minutes.
11:33How old is he?
11:35He's a teenager.
11:36High school.
11:37Teenager.
11:3814 or 15.
11:39How did you approach him?
11:40I'm always on the phone.
11:43He's always full.
11:45He's always on the phone.
11:47He's always drunk.
11:48He's always drinking.
11:49He's always drinking.
11:50He's always drunk.
11:51He always talks to someone.
11:52He's always drunk.
11:53He's always talking to someone.
11:54He's always drunk.
11:55Because when they're drinking,
11:57he's swallowing a cigarette.
11:58Then he puts it on his pole.
12:02He always talks to me and he says
12:04I'm courting someone.
12:08How old are you?
12:0912 years old.
12:1012 years old?
12:11You're only 12, right?
12:13When my dad died, I was already in my 30s.
12:15I was in my 30s.
12:1712.
12:1940 years ago.
12:21But the truth is,
12:23I didn't...
12:25How old was he?
12:2753.
12:29Wow, 53. I'm so embarrassed.
12:31I wish you were cremated.
12:33You were called.
12:35No, the phone exploded.
12:37You were the one who opened it.
12:39That's not true.
12:41You were courting someone, right?
12:43Yes, I was.
12:45I was courting someone.
12:47But that day,
12:49I wasn't really courting her.
12:51I was just giving her an assignment.
12:53But I did court her.
12:55So that I can
12:57defend what I said to my dad.
12:59Because that would make my dad
13:01very happy.
13:03He was courting someone.
13:05Who was his name?
13:07What was his name?
13:09I don't want to say it.
13:11What was his name?
13:13He's here.
13:15He's here.
13:17This is Nana's short hair.
13:19No, he's not.
13:21You're fooling the show.
13:23This is Raul with Professor X.
13:25He's not Professor X.
13:27Sorry.
13:29Hello.
13:31Hello.
13:33All the people next to him are laughing.
13:35He's the last one to realize that he's the one.
13:37He's still smiling.
13:39He said, who's Professor X?
13:41Don't be like that.
13:43He's our sponsor.
13:45They might leave.
13:49So, your mom and dad support you.
13:51Yes.
13:53What's the...
13:57What's the advice?
13:59Did your dad or mom give you any advice
14:01about your relationship?
14:03What they told me is
14:05always care for the girl
14:07and also
14:09when you're in a relationship,
14:11love is there.
14:13It's not just love and passion.
14:15You need to have respect
14:17and care for the person.
14:19Those are the main points
14:21that they told me.
14:23Respect.
14:25In your three relationships,
14:27did you break up?
14:29No.
14:31No.
14:33How did you break up?
14:35Mutually.
14:37Who initiated the breakup?
14:39Of course,
14:41it's a mutual decision.
14:43Who came up with the idea?
14:45I guess,
14:47we had a feeling
14:49that it's not gonna work out.
14:51So,
14:53the things that we send,
14:55sometimes,
14:57it's a different feeling
14:59so,
15:01it's mutual.
15:03No one initiated.
15:05No one said,
15:07can we end this relationship?
15:09I don't wanna grab some boba
15:11with you anymore.
15:13That's too hard.
15:15You know,
15:17there's no such point.
15:21It's more mutual.
15:23I'm sorry,
15:25I'm so over boba now.
15:27Wow.
15:29Boba is so two years ago.
15:31I'm so past that.
15:33I want something else.
15:35Matcha.
15:37Macchiato.
15:39I don't know milk tea.
15:41So,
15:43did you dump her?
15:45Yes.
15:47Did you leave her?
15:49Yes.
15:51How did you feel?
15:53Did you leave her?
15:55What did you feel
15:57when you left her?
15:59Of course,
16:01I felt sad.
16:03Because,
16:05I want something
16:07that I can't
16:09get back.
16:11So,
16:13then again,
16:15you can always see the situation.
16:17Glass half empty or half full.
16:19So, I always see it as a lesson
16:21that instead of it's a loss,
16:23at least,
16:25I picked up
16:27learning experience
16:29for future
16:31relationships.
16:33So, in a way,
16:35it's a lesson.
16:37Because we know that
16:39the ones who are left,
16:41they cry.
16:43Do they snore?
16:45Do they sleep early?
16:47Because the ones who are left,
16:49they can't sleep early.
16:51Who will they talk to?
16:53Will they eat something delicious or not?
16:55Will they go out or hide
16:57inside the house?
16:59Will they talk to their parents?
17:01Or they don't want to talk to anyone?
17:03What do they do?
17:05Do they want to wake up or not sleep?
17:07Do they want to live or die in this world?
17:09What do they do?
17:11This is what I want to know.
17:13Just tweet
17:15hashtag ShowtimeMegaNern.
17:17The ones who are left,
17:19please put what you are left.
17:21What are your activities?
17:25Okay.
17:27When was your last relationship?
17:29My last relationship?
17:31It's funny music.
17:33Like a year ago.
17:35So that was 2023?
17:372023, yes.
17:41I lost track of time.
17:43It's the boba.
17:49I lost track of time.
17:51It's the boba.
17:53It's the boba.
17:55It's the boba.
17:57It's the boba.
17:59It's the boba.
18:01It's the boba.
18:03It's the boba.
18:05It's the boba.
18:07It's the boba.
18:09It's the boba.
18:11It's the boba.
18:13It's the boba.
18:15It's the boba.