The Thundermans S04E12 Super Dupers
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00:00 - ... technology. - Got a lot of homework tonight.
00:02 Phoebe, this is homework I'm not doing.
00:05 Max, Phoebe, save me!
00:09 Save you? Why would you ask us? We don't have any powers anymore. Why? What have you heard?
00:15 Can I at least use your bodies as shields?
00:19 From what?
00:20 Gideon!
00:22 Principal Bradford, he's mad because I complained to the school board about his new shorts.
00:27 What's wrong with his shorts?
00:29 (audience laughter)
00:31 Oh, he should always wear pants.
00:35 Ooh.
00:36 Where are you, Gideon? I got a dodge ball with your name on it!
00:43 Bradford being temporary gym teacher is a bad idea. Of course, Bradford being principal is also a bad idea.
00:51 Oh, Gideon! Come out to play!
00:57 Play!
00:58 Gideon, I know standing up for yourself is hard because you're such a freaky cat.
01:04 Forget it! I'll hide in here!
01:06 Gideon, are you in your locker?
01:10 Don't worry! I got water and rations in here to last a week!
01:13 You may have won this round, Gideon, but you still have to face me tomorrow in gym!
01:20 Hey!
01:21 What's your leg day workout, bro?
01:26 Your question is your first mistake.
01:28 Every day is leg day.
01:30 Is he gone?
01:35 No, not yet.
01:36 Phoebe, what are you doing?
01:40 I have a plan.
01:41 I'm way ahead of you.
01:43 Get a cut back on cardio?
01:45 Start focusing on the glutes.
01:47 Max, a superhero's job isn't just to save people, right? It's to help people save themselves.
01:54 So that's what we're going to do for Gideon.
01:56 Okay, okay. I'm just figuring out excuses to get out of this.
02:00 Relax, you're not even going to have to do anything.
02:04 This baby is going to do all the work for us.
02:07 And how is Hiddenville's ugliest bracelet going to help?
02:10 Max, you gave me this bracelet.
02:12 That's a joke.
02:14 Okay, yeah. Well, Gideon doesn't know that this is just an ordinary bracelet. Watch.
02:20 Hey, Gideon! Come on out!
02:23 Here, take my hand.
02:24 Gideon, I have something to give you.
02:32 This is a special bracelet that always used to give me a little bit of extra strength when I was a superhero.
02:39 I think it'll do the same for you.
02:41 Wow, I kind of feel stronger.
02:44 Do I look stronger?
02:47 How come you're not wearing a bra?
02:51 How come you're not answering? Has my strength rendered you speechless?
02:55 The point is, now you'll be able to face Bradford's Dodgeballs of Fury tomorrow.
03:00 Thanks, boo.
03:01 No problem, just a friend.
03:03 You really think that bracelet's going to work?
03:09 Hey, it was either that or give him the ugly shirt you're wearing.
03:11 You gave me this shirt.
03:13 Yeah, as a joke.
03:17 (snort)
03:18 Alright, guys, I want a clean match or time-outs for everybody.
03:29 Rock, paper, laser, shoot!
03:34 Ow! I've got a good feeling about this next round.
03:38 Rock, paper, laser, shoot!
03:41 Ow! I've got a good feeling about this next round.
03:46 Rock, paper, laser, shoot!
03:48 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:51 Absolutely not.
03:53 You guys have broken enough stuff around this house with that gang.
03:56 That's not true. We've broken stuff outside the house, too.
04:00 No more rock, paper, laser. Sorry, guys, but them's the rule.
04:06 That's also the name of the movie we're about to see.
04:10 Them's the Rule, starring Vin Diesel as Jebediah Rule.
04:15 A frontier dentist who always bites off more than he can chew.
04:21 They lost me after all of those words.
04:27 We're going to be late. Kids, we ordered your pizza.
04:32 Thundercouple, away!
04:39 There they go. They're doing the loop.
04:42 Lost them in a cloud, and we are officially free to keep playing.
04:47 Game on!
04:49 Okay, but I've got a good feeling about this next round.
04:52 Alert, alert. Pizza delivery approaching.
04:56 Rock, paper, laser, shoot!
04:59 Rock, paper, later!
05:08 This is bad.
05:10 Jinx, you owe me a new thunder monitor.
05:13 Seriously, if you have an extra one, this is the time to speak up.
05:17 All right, Jim Raths. I know what you're all thinking.
05:28 That your shorts got shorter?
05:33 No. You're thinking, "What's he got behind the sheet?"
05:38 The rest of your shorts?
05:40 No!
05:43 I give you the Dodznovski 3000.
05:48 They use this to train Russian dodgeball players.
05:54 I use it to hurt people.
05:57 That looks really expensive.
06:00 It was. P.S. Class trip to D.C. has been canceled.
06:05 Do you think his mother never hugged him?
06:10 Now, who should I try it on?
06:14 Let's see which one of you called the school board on me.
06:18 About my shorts?
06:23 Gideon, get over here!
06:28 Phoebe, take as long as you need to mourn me, but I want you to move on.
06:33 Remember, Gideon, that bracelet will give you all the strength you need to get through this.
06:38 The bracelet gives me strength. The bracelet gives me strength. The bracelet gives me strength.
06:44 Watch, Max. Just going out there, not backing down.
06:47 That's the first step in Gideon standing up for himself.
06:50 What's that, two? Picking up a spleen medicine?
06:53 Gideon, this is for my legs!
06:57 They deserve to be seen.
07:00 Ah, shoot. Forgot to turn on the laser sight.
07:06 The red dot's on me, isn't it?
07:10 So is the bracelet. Believe!
07:13 See? It's working!
07:17 No, I'm working.
07:26 Max, you're taking this too far. You should stop before something bad happens.
07:30 This bracelet gave me superpowers!
07:38 Oh, you mean like that?
07:41 Yeah, like that!
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08:27 Max, this is all your fault!
08:29 Hey, don't blame me for something I did.
08:32 I just wanted to help Gideon's confidence by lying to him, not make him think he has superpowers.
08:38 And I didn't want to do any of this, but you were all blah, blah, blah, help people help themselves.
08:45 Okay, Max, just please do me a favor and don't use your telekinesis on him anymore.
08:49 He's a smart guy. I'm sure by now he realizes he doesn't actually have superpowers.
08:55 Behold my superpowers!
08:58 What I meant was he's not going to do anything stupid.
09:02 With my power bracelet, I can flip off this ledge without breaking a single super bone.
09:08 What I meant was...
09:11 Stop predicting things!
09:14 [laughter]
09:16 What was I supposed to do? He was going to hurt himself!
09:24 Well, yeah, but it was going to be fun.
09:26 We've got to get that bracelet back or Gideon's going to keep thinking he has superpowers and put himself in danger.
09:32 Hey, Gideon, um, look, about that bracelet...
09:35 It's incredible! Ever since I put it on, I've been able to do all these amazing things.
09:40 I'm so glad you like it. Now give it back.
09:43 Are you kidding me? This thing's never coming off. I glued it to my wrist.
09:50 He does the same thing to his underwear to keep from getting wedgied.
09:55 No way I'm losing my superpowers now.
09:59 Okay, but Gideon, powers can be dangerous, okay? You should leave that stuff to the real superheroes.
10:05 I guess you're right.
10:08 Which is why I will become a real superhero.
10:11 That was a good joke.
10:14 Oh, please be a joke.
10:17 From now on, call me...
10:21 The Giddler!
10:22 Watching over the city from the rooftops.
10:25 So you're going to be the Giddler on the roof?
10:29 Come on, Gideon, you could get seriously hurt.
10:33 I feel no pain! Giddler, away!
10:38 Well, good news, this is confidence level is at an all-time high.
10:41 Yeah, bad news?
10:43 He's probably going to fall off a roof.
10:44 The thunder monitor's been broken for a day and you're just calling me now?
10:54 Well, I fixed it, but Nora has concerns.
10:58 There isn't a kick butt. Did you do something new with your hair?
11:04 We have to fix this before Mom and Dad come home and see.
11:07 Do you think you can help us?
11:09 Don't ask me, ask my Giggle.
11:11 When you're in a hurry, don't you worry, call the furry, fix it!
11:17 Are you done?
11:19 If it's broken, I'm not joking, I will come and fix it!
11:24 F-I-X-I-G, I will fix it!
11:31 F-I-X-I-G, I will fix it!
11:38 So, can you fix it?
11:41 Let's just talk about my price.
11:45 What do you want?
11:46 All I can eat Italian gelato.
11:50 Deal.
11:52 Kids, we're home!
11:54 Oh no!
11:55 We can't let Mom and Dad come in the living room.
11:59 Hey Mom and Dad, I thought you guys just went to go see a movie.
12:04 Them's the rules was sold out for the second day in a row.
12:07 There must be somewhere in the world where we can see it.
12:10 Let's ask the Thunder Monitor.
12:13 Thunder Monitor!
12:14 No, don't go in there.
12:15 Why not?
12:17 Because you guys don't need to go see a movie when Billy and I can act it out right here for you, not in the living room.
12:28 Yeah, we've read all of the books.
12:31 Our story begins with a man named Jebediah.
12:35 Kids, I don't think...
12:36 Shh, it's starting, it's starting.
12:38 Jebediah, you may have filled the cavity in my tooth, but you will never fill the cavity in this town's heart.
12:48 Why would the dentist put braces on a talking horse?
12:54 Because the aliens told him to, Barb. Pay attention.
12:58 And, done.
12:59 Was that Colossal?
13:01 Yep. Anyway, they all lived happily ever after. The end.
13:04 Oh, no, no, no, that can't be the end.
13:07 Did the talking horse find its floss? Did Abraham Lincoln find his toothbrush?
13:12 I guess you'll have to read the book.
13:14 Great idea. Barb, to the library.
13:17 Let's go check on Colossal.
13:22 Colossal, you fixed it.
13:25 That's right. Now, everybody.
13:29 F-I-X-I-T, I will fix it!
13:49 That was exhausting. We spent all day trying to keep the Giddler on the roof from becoming the pancake on the sidewalk.
13:55 And it's so sore from using telekinesis.
13:59 No! Tele-cramp!
14:02 Okay, at least we have time to catch our breath, since Gideon never misses his hip-hop dance class.
14:08 Gideon takes hip-hop dance class?
14:11 He teaches it.
14:15 Okay, we gotta come up with a plan to get that bracelet back without Gideon knowing.
14:19 If I were still evil, I'd just rip it right off his dainty wrist.
14:22 Wait a sec. Max, that's it.
14:25 You want me to go back to being evil? Colossal's gonna be so happy.
14:31 We should just disguise ourselves as supervillains and steal the bracelet off his wrist.
14:36 Amen. If I get to pick out the villain outfits.
14:41 Sure, just don't make me look ridiculous. Oh, tele-cramp!
14:45 Too late. You look totally ridiculous.
14:49 Oh, tele-cramp!
14:51 Colossal, that's your seventh bowl of gelato.
15:01 Oh, are we stating the obvious?
15:03 Here's one. Lasers always win, dummy!
15:09 Is that true, Nora?
15:11 Uh, so glad the thunder monitors fix.
15:15 Activating party mode.
15:19 That's weird.
15:28 Thunder monitor, turn off!
15:30 Alert, alert.
15:32 Colossal, it's still broken.
15:37 Who's up for a dance party?
15:39 You know I am. Party over here.
15:43 Colossal, you said you'd fix it.
15:54 There's a perfectly good explanation for that.
15:57 Here's my motto, I just wanted gelato, I never really fixed it.
16:06 Activating heavy metal mode.
16:08 What's going on?
16:16 This is my kind of music, baby.
16:19 Thunder monitor, stop the music!
16:24 Activating heat mode.
16:26 My gelato! It's melting! Melting!
16:36 Don't worry, I'll save it.
16:38 See ya!
16:42 No!
16:46 Remember, we know nothing.
16:49 Why is this happening?
16:51 Yeah, why is this happening?
16:54 Why is the thunder monitor doing that?
16:56 Yeah, why is the thunder monitor doing that?
16:59 Why are you repeating everything we're saying?
17:01 Yeah, why is me repeating everything you're saying?
17:04 Why is me repeating everything you're saying?
17:06 You haven't even thanked me for picking out the outfits.
17:24 Who are we even supposed to be?
17:28 The evil snorkeler and the evil donut.
17:32 Okay, so you just took a costume and added the word evil to it?
17:35 It's not just for the costumes, it works for anything.
17:38 See, the evil hockey stick, evil basketball, evil look you're giving me right now.
17:46 Okay, if Gideon got our anonymous tip, he'll be here any minute looking for two equipment-stealing villains.
17:54 So let's just grab something.
17:56 Stop right there, evildoers!
18:01 He looks like a super bugger.
18:03 Put down those sporting goods or feel my wrath.
18:09 Uh-oh, looks like our plan is underwater.
18:14 Dude, you sound ridiculous.
18:17 Donuts, try to stop us or we will sprinkle you with kicks!
18:21 Go, go, Giddler!
18:25 You're no match for the evil Gidler!
18:28 You're no match for the evil Giddy String!
18:31 Evil goggles were a bad idea.
18:37 I caught the villains!
18:43 Now to alert the school principal.
18:47 Giddy up!
18:48 Spoiled by the Gidler, now there's only one way.
18:55 He left, we failed!
18:58 (music)
19:00 Stupid donut goggles!
19:06 Stupid goggle goggles!
19:08 Hey, if you break those, I will never get my deposit back from Pacific Joe's Scuba and Donut Shack.
19:16 Focus on getting the bracelet back, okay?
19:20 Gideon just defeated two super villains.
19:22 Who knows what kind of danger he's going to put himself in next.
19:25 This better be good, Gideon.
19:27 Quick, our disguises!
19:29 I can't believe what I'm seeing.
19:39 Which is a gym full of nothing!
19:42 There's no villains here, Gideon!
19:45 Ugh, his after school shorts are even shorter.
19:54 Hmm, my Giddy Sense is telling me they're no longer there, so they must be somewhere.
20:02 Hmm, or my Bradford Sense is saying you're an idiot!
20:07 Alright, let's get back in our disguises and go down there and steal that bracelet before they leave.
20:23 Okay, it might take a while.
20:25 Hurry up and fix it, Hank, I'm sweating!
20:36 Oh, you're sweating? My body is crying!
20:41 Activating Howler Monkey Mode.
20:45 Why is this even a mode?
20:52 Activating Yodel Mode.
20:54 Ah! Bring back the Howler Monkeys!
21:01 Activating Wind Mode.
21:04 Hank! What is wrong with the Thunder Monitor? I can't take this anymore!
21:17 Sorry, Mom! I can't fix it if I don't know we're broken!
21:20 This is our life now!
21:23 Billy, we have to end this!
21:27 But I just got my kite going!
21:29 Mom! Dad! We broke the Thunder Monitor playing rock, paper, lasers!
21:39 You lasered it?
21:41 Are you yelling because of the noise, or because you're incredibly mad at us?
21:48 I can't believe you kids!
21:50 We'll ground them later. She told you what happened. Just fix it!
21:55 I was drawing laser to circuit boards while I hit the breaker, and that crushed us with this thing.
22:03 And...
22:05 Alright, Dad!
22:11 Thank goodness the Thunder Monitor is fixed!
22:14 Now, about your punishment...
22:17 Remember what Jeb and I have said. If your youngins break the Thunder Monitor, you show 'em mercy.
22:24 Oh my gosh, Bart, they beat it all up!
22:26 I knew Billy reading a book was too good to be true.
22:30 Those villains are here! I know it!
22:36 That's right! Keep looking, so you won't see this coming.
22:40 Lady Rool!
22:43 Okay, we're gonna need to very carefully lower each other down and...
22:47 Ah! I fell!
22:48 Yes! I told you they were somewhere!
22:55 Go, go, Giddler! Again!
22:58 What? No! You can't take my power bracelet!
23:06 I'm the evil Stoke, I can do anything!
23:09 You stay out of this!
23:11 Yeah, no, totally. I'm not sticking my neck out for him.
23:14 Ah! My arm hair!
23:17 I've got it, Evil Donut! Let's go!
23:20 Give me back my girlfriend's bracelet!
23:23 Pretty sure you guys never really dated.
23:25 Gideon, you're gonna pay for this!
23:30 Oh, Petey, wait!
23:32 I know what you're gonna say, and you're right. We should go back and help Gideon.
23:35 No! I was gonna say I need to take these flippers off so I can run faster.
23:40 You saw Bradford, he's gonna shoot Gideon with dodgeballs any minute.
23:43 Oh, curse your jelly-filled logic.
23:46 Let's just go before he gets Boston cream. Turn it off!
23:49 I can't.
23:50 Any last words?
23:58 Yeah! Enough!
24:00 I'm not scared of you.
24:02 Look! Gideon's finally standing up for himself.
24:05 I may have lost my power bracelet, but it left me with another power.
24:09 Self-confidence.
24:11 You're the worst!
24:15 The point is, I'll never take back what I said about your shorts.
24:21 They're gross and weird!
24:23 Then you leave me no choice.
24:27 Dodge-nobski, fire!
24:33 Oh, that dodgeball is a part of him now.
24:36 Max, look!
24:38 I caught it!
24:42 Which means you're out!
24:44 You missed!
24:53 Oh, no.
24:54 Oh, yeah.
25:01 My legs!
25:03 My beautiful legs!
25:05 My legs!
25:09 Oh, I've got to get in on this, did you?
25:12 Oh, no!
25:16 Oh, coming down!