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00:00Our 2024 Grand Champion is none other than...
00:07Bubba!
00:13Live from the GMA Network Studios, it's the Bubba and Tekla Show!
00:24That was amazing!
00:26Welcome to the studio! Good evening, Kapusos!
00:31Tonight, we have a special episode for all of you, Kapusos!
00:36Correct! Due to insistent public demand,
00:39we're bringing back the spirit of comedy
00:43of startup comedians.
00:45That's right! It's a battle!
00:47We need someone strong!
00:48This is...
00:49Tawang Tipla!
00:51A battle of laughter!
00:56That was amazing, my friend!
00:58This is the moment when we get nervous.
00:59You're right, even though we're talking here,
01:01our bodies are beating so fast.
01:04So, let's wait and see.
01:06Let's get to know each other.
01:07We're going to have a battle tonight.
01:10Six comedians who have nothing in life...
01:16True to life.
01:17Let's join them.
01:18Standing out with model, content creator, and boned actress,
01:23contestant number one!
01:33Yes, standing in front of you is Miss Pipita Curtis.
01:36Not just Pipita, but Curtis!
01:39Don't forget, I'm the first runner-up of Tawang Tipla Season 1.
01:46Season 1?
01:47This is season 2, right?
01:49That's why you should listen.
01:53It's a battle, John!
01:55Our oldest contestant in the group, contestant number two,
01:59will not lose either.
02:09Hi, my name is Ian Red.
02:12For my opponents,
02:14not only will you be nervous,
02:16you'll also get nervous.
02:21It's a battle!
02:23He's been separated from his wife for more than a year
02:26and is looking for a new father.
02:29Here's contestant number three!
02:45Hi, good evening everyone!
02:47Yes, that's right.
02:50It's me.
02:53Yes.
02:55That's right.
02:57The one who used to fly as Dharna?
03:00That's right, it's me.
03:02Who are you?
03:04I'm Jenny Gabrielle.
03:10That's amazing!
03:12Our oldest contestant in the group will not lose either.
03:17Let's welcome contestant number four!
03:33Good evening.
03:34You thought I'm Edie Hill?
03:37No, I'm not.
03:38I'm not Dagol either.
03:41I'm also not Mayor S.
03:45I'm Attack Star.
03:47And you'll all be nervous because I'm also nervous.
03:54It's true!
03:56Our next contestant is the defending champion in the group.
04:00Will he continue to reign?
04:03That depends on our roulette.
04:06Here's contestant number five!
04:25Good evening.
04:27Good evening to all of you.
04:30I'm Supertecla.
04:31I'm here in front of you.
04:32I used to be a policeman, now I'm a soldier.
04:34Especially now, I'm gay again.
04:36I'll make you laugh tonight.
04:38That's why my opponents are...
04:41nothing.
04:46And last but not the least,
04:48we watched him last Friday in Amazing Earth.
04:51I wasn't surprised because that program
04:54features animals.
04:57Here's contestant number six!
05:05What?
05:11Good evening to all of you.
05:13I want to imitate Sarah G.
05:15The ending was Babaji.
05:19I'm Bubay,
05:20who left a saying,
05:23I may not look good to you tonight,
05:27but it's true.
05:28Thank you very much.
05:31Yay!
05:33Welcome to our show, guys!
05:36A big round of applause for our studio audience
05:40and for our viewers at home!
05:44Let's have the best time ever!
05:47Welcome back and how?
05:49Welcome back, Atak.
05:50Yes!
05:51And we're so happy that you're here.
05:54Why are you so quiet?
05:56Am I quiet?
05:57Say hi to him.
05:58Atak, welcome back.
05:59I'm here.
06:01Atak is here.
06:04I'm pan-locked.
06:06Atak, who do you think won't win tonight?
06:11Out of the four of us,
06:14six?
06:15Yes.
06:16The one who didn't win,
06:17everyone will do well.
06:18No.
06:19Who didn't win, Atak?
06:21No one.
06:22Really?
06:23If you ask me,
06:24I'll say you didn't win.
06:26I'm sorry, friend.
06:27I'm sorry, friend.
06:30Me?
06:31No!
06:33Pipita said it.
06:35My friend,
06:36Pipita, you answer what Atak said.
06:38Well, I feel like if he chose me,
06:41Atak won't win.
06:43Because he has no experience in Tawang Timpla.
06:46First runner-up to Atak.
06:48Really?
06:49Season 1.
06:50I made a mistake.
06:51I'm sorry, Jen.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55Yes?
06:56We're still rockin'.
06:57What's your answer, Jenny?
06:59I feel like,
07:00because it's his first time,
07:02second runner-up,
07:04Atak will win.
07:06Yes.
07:08There.
07:09Ma'am, Kuya Ian, are you ready?
07:10What's your answer?
07:11Who do you think won't win?
07:13I think all three of them
07:14because all of them have no experience.
07:18All three of them.
07:20Are we ready, guys?
07:21Yes!
07:22Let's go!
07:23Let's fight!
07:24Let's fight!
07:26Let's win!
07:27That's it!
07:28That's the energy!
07:29We're all ready, guys!
07:30For a fair fight,
07:32we'll have a random order of performance.
07:35What we'll do, my friend,
07:37is we'll put it in the box
07:39that will reach us
07:40by Ian Red.
07:42He also made it.
07:43Okay.
07:44Here it is.
07:45Let's start.
07:47The first one to perform...
07:49Let's sit down, my friend.
07:51The first one to perform
07:53is...
07:54Me!
07:57You!
07:58You!
07:59You!
08:02Me!
08:04Are you ready, my friend?
08:05I'm nervous.
08:06I got you!
08:07I got you!
08:08I got you!
08:09Okay.
08:10Super Tecla!
08:11Yay!
08:13A secret word.
08:16The secret word,
08:17don't ever use it
08:19or I avoid using it
08:21because one time,
08:22I took a taxi.
08:23I said,
08:24the taxi driver's head is hot.
08:26When I got in,
08:27the taxi driver said,
08:29Sir, where are we going?
08:31I said, it's a secret.
08:33The driver got mad.
08:34Don't fool me, gay.
08:35I don't have a boundary.
08:36You're stupid.
08:37That's funny!
08:38It's funny!
08:41What's scary is,
08:43the door was locked.
08:44What?
08:45The taxi driver...
08:47Taxi!
08:49I said,
08:50Mama, where are you taking me?
08:51He said, it's a secret.
08:52Like that.
08:53It's a secret.
08:54I said, it's a secret.
08:55I didn't joke first.
08:57From Quezon City,
08:58we went to Roswell Yard.
09:01When we got to Roswell Yard,
09:02we went to Laguna.
09:04When we got to Laguna,
09:05we went straight to Cavite.
09:06He was tired.
09:08He said,
09:09Hey, gay.
09:10Where's that secret?
09:11Give me a clue.
09:13I said,
09:14it's far.
09:15We've already passed it.
09:16Like that.
09:18And one more thing,
09:19those taxi drivers are too much.
09:21Taxi drivers,
09:22don't refuse
09:24when there are passengers.
09:26Because one of the habits of a taxi driver,
09:28when you get in,
09:30this is what they do.
09:32For example,
09:33I came from Paranaque.
09:34When I got in my taxi,
09:36Mama,
09:37Quezon City.
09:39The taxi driver said,
09:40it's far, boss.
09:42I said,
09:43that's why I took a taxi,
09:44because it's far.
09:45He said,
09:46that's why I took a taxi,
09:47because it's far.
09:48In your opinion,
09:49if it's far,
09:50we won't get caught.
09:51And this is his concern.
09:55He has a point.
09:56Yes.
09:57He has a point, Jerry.
09:58Why are you mad?
10:00And this is his concern.
10:02This is what the taxi driver said.
10:04I'm sorry, Mama.
10:06I'm sorry, sir.
10:07Because there are no passengers coming back.
10:09So this is my concern.
10:11Every time I go home,
10:12I hope there's someone to take me home.
10:13So that I can go home.
10:15I told the taxi driver,
10:16Mama,
10:17this is what I'll do.
10:18You'll give me a ride,
10:19and when I get there,
10:20you'll take me home.
10:21So that your concern will be solved.
10:24Isn't that funny?
10:28Thank you!
10:33Number one!
10:34You're the first one to go home!
10:36Because we still have something to say.
10:38Okay, Pita Curtis.
10:40Well,
10:41in your performance,
10:42there's only one thing I can say.
10:43I felt that I really love you, Tecla.
10:46I'm the one who's ashamed of what I'm doing.
10:52Come on, let's go home.
10:54Okay.
10:55Don't be mad at me, Pita.
10:57Let's take a taxi.
10:59Let's take a taxi.
11:01Let's take a taxi.
11:02Let's take a taxi later.
11:03Let's do banding.
11:05Attack!
11:06What can you say?
11:07I salute you, Tecla.
11:09Because it's very real.
11:11Me too.
11:14It's true.
11:16It's happening in her life.
11:17True to life.
11:18True to life.
11:19It's real, right?
11:20Did I say it's real?
11:21You're being mean to me.
11:23That's not what she said.
11:24She said you're nervous about her.
11:25Oh, she's making fun of me.
11:26Yes.
11:27She's inviting me,
11:28but I don't know where it's coming from.
11:29Wait a minute.
11:30She's making fun of me again.
11:31She's making fun of me.
11:33She's making fun of us.
11:35It's good.
11:36Personal relationship.
11:37It's good.
11:38Don't say it's a secret.
11:39It's because your head is small.
11:42Next.
11:43You're the one who's making fun of me.
11:49Who's that?
11:55Jenny!
11:56Ouch!
11:57Don't laugh.
11:58You go first.
12:00Jenny, let us see.
12:01Jenny Gabrielle.
12:04Tecla.
12:06Tecla, you're almost done.
12:10Jenny!
12:11Yes!
12:12Miss Jenny Gabrielle!
12:15Ouch!
12:17Yes.
12:18Good evening, everyone.
12:20And welcome to the Bubayong Tecla Show.
12:23And now, we're celebrating...
12:26The long...
12:27The day.
12:29Yes.
12:30The day of my beautiful, sexy idol,
12:35and her brother, Miss Jasmine Curtis.
12:38And if possible, Miss Anne.
12:42Anne Patuan.
12:44You're laughing.
12:46Okay.
12:50And this is not the end.
12:54But please welcome,
12:55this is the one who's celebrating her birthday.
12:58Miss Pepita Hernes.
12:59Happy birthday!
13:01Thank you so much to our guests.
13:03That's right, Karen.
13:04And you know what?
13:05We've prepared a song for you.
13:09Who's that?
13:10Oh my goodness.
13:11She came all the way here to the Bubayong Tecla Show
13:14to sing a song for them.
13:16It's called, Happy Birthday.
13:17Who's that?
13:19Let's sing it one by one.
13:20And I'll call Miss Vina Morales.
13:25Happy birthday to you.
13:30More Vina.
13:31Happy birthday to you.
13:37More Vina.
13:38Happy birthday.
13:43Happy birthday.
13:47Happy birthday to you.
13:52Wow.
13:54Not just Vina Morales.
13:56There's more.
13:57There's more.
13:58You're good.
13:59You're good.
14:00That was quick.
14:01Yes.
14:02And I'll call Miss Jaya.
14:06Jaya.
14:07Jaya.
14:09This is for you, Pepita Kurt.
14:11Thank you so much.
14:12Happy birthday to you.
14:17More Jaya.
14:19Happy birthday to you.
14:25More Jaya.
14:27Happy birthday.
14:34Happy birthday.
14:37More, more, more.
14:41Happy birthday to you.
14:47Wow.
14:48This is my birthday.
14:50Regine Velasquez.
14:51Do you like it?
14:52Regine.
14:53Because it's my birthday.
14:54Can I request Regine?
14:55Okay.
14:56I'll check if she's backstage.
14:57Is Miss Regine here?
14:59Is she here?
15:00Jenny, we only have 2 minutes.
15:03Yes.
15:04She's here.
15:05The songbird.
15:06Miss Regine Velasquez.
15:10Oh.
15:11She looks like Jaya.
15:12What Jaya?
15:13She just woke up.
15:14She looks like a mixed artist.
15:18Jaya Reg?
15:19Jaya.
15:21Happy birthday to you.
15:27She's affected by heartbroken.
15:30Yes.
15:31Happy birthday to you.
15:35Regine, Regine.
15:37Regine, Regine.
15:38Happy birthday.
15:41Happy birthday.
15:44Regine.
15:46Happy birthday to you.
15:57Regine.
15:59I'm amazed by what you did.
16:00Despite what others have seen,
16:02you made a twist.
16:04Yes.
16:06You lied.
16:07It's not Pipita's birthday.
16:10It's her January birthday.
16:12Yes.
16:13But it's good.
16:15You're right.
16:16Jenny, I'm okay with what you did to me.
16:18Who is it?
16:19I haven't said anything yet.
16:22Okay.
16:23You did the right thing.
16:24You're good.
16:25I didn't expect much from you.
16:28I knew it.
16:29You're here.
16:30Because of that,
16:31you're the one who's going to perform.
16:42Oh my God.
16:44Oh my God.
16:45Oh my God.
16:47Two towers.
16:48Gosh.
16:50Are you scared?
16:51I'm scared.
16:52No one will watch the three of us.
16:55They're ahead.
16:58Oh.
16:59Shari got it.
17:00Get ready.
17:01That's it.
17:02Exposure.
17:04Get ready.
17:05Good evening, everyone.
17:07I'm Dr. Bubay,
17:10Dr. Love.
17:12My question is,
17:14who here is heartbroken?
17:16Clap your hands.
17:18Clap your hands.
17:20A lot of people can relate to what I'm going to do tonight.
17:24Because I believe that in order to move on,
17:28we need diversion.
17:29Am I right?
17:30You're right.
17:31Amen?
17:32Amen.
17:33There are others, right?
17:34What do they do for diversion?
17:36They do Julia Roberts.
17:38Eat, pray, love.
17:39Am I right?
17:40You're right.
17:42There are others who join D-Groove to move on.
17:45Am I right?
17:46You're right.
17:47But I'm heartbroken.
17:49But what I did when I moved on,
17:51I looked for a massage.
17:53That's true.
17:54True to life.
17:55That's true.
17:56And I discovered a lot.
17:59For those who want to move on,
18:01go to A. Rodriguez
18:03because there's a top three massage that you can try.
18:08True to life.
18:09True to life.
18:10This will help you.
18:12The first massage that I'm going to share with you
18:15is called Lingam Massage.
18:19Wow.
18:20Yes.
18:21It's a restaurant.
18:22It's Lingam Massage.
18:24You just need to lie down
18:25and you'll feel that someone is suddenly lying on your back
18:29and someone is suddenly biting you
18:30and you'll end up in pain.
18:33You'll see, that's Lingam Massage.
18:36Like that?
18:37Like that.
18:39The next massage is Harry Potter Massage.
18:42That's new.
18:43Harry Potter.
18:44Yes.
18:45This is the Harry Potter Massage.
18:48It's a massage where you don't let go of your hand
18:51until you get up.
18:54Harry Potter.
18:55Harry Potter Massage.
18:56But my favorite is, of course, the Blindfold Massage.
19:02That's blindfold?
19:04This is where you'll blindfold two masseuses
19:06and after two hours, you'll wait.
19:09That's crazy.
19:10Why do you have to wait?
19:11You'll wait.
19:12If you remove your blindfold,
19:13they'll suddenly say,
19:14you got T-BOTS!
19:16They're watching T-BOTS.
19:18But the best thing that happened to me there,
19:21that's where I met the person who made my heart pound.
19:25That's crazy.
19:27His name is Norman too.
19:30But the catch is, we are incompatible.
19:35His birthday is November.
19:37My birthday is December.
19:39My favorite color is orange.
19:41His favorite color is blue.
19:43But I said,
19:44I need to find out where we are compatible.
19:48Do you know where I brought him?
19:51To the hotel.
19:53What hotel?
19:54Just go to the hotel.
19:55Just the hotel?
19:56Isn't he still abroad?
19:57That's right, to the hotel.
19:58As soon as I entered the room,
20:00I immediately opened my eyes like this.
20:03I was there for two hours.
20:05Nothing happened.
20:07When I turned on the lights,
20:09I saw that he was there too.
20:11That's when I confirmed that we are compatible.
20:14We are both from Luxong, Baca.
20:19And I thank you.
20:22Do you want a big round of applause?
20:25Yes!
20:26I won't give you more.
20:27Who wants 500?
20:29And who wants the biggest round of applause?
20:32Who wants it?
20:33Who wants it?
20:34Who wants it?
20:37Our cameraman won!
20:39There!
20:40Congrats!
20:41500!
20:42Thank you very much!
20:48For me.
20:49Oh, I'm sorry.
20:50Sorry.
20:51I was embarrassed.
20:52My comment on your performance.
20:54Your performance was very clean.
20:57But at the end,
20:58the bribery wasn't good.
21:00A person should give the bribe.
21:02You don't have to buy it.
21:05Why didn't you ask if I bought it?
21:07Did I buy it?
21:08No.
21:13Okay.
21:15You're saying a lot of things.
21:18Okay, I remember now.
21:20We still have three contestants, my friend.
21:23Will they be able to run
21:25the three that we showed?
21:27Right?
21:28Guys, we'll find out on the return of
21:30Tawang Iblang Batlagulan
21:32in the next episode of
21:34Diva's Tawa is Live!
21:40And welcome back to Diva's Tawa is Live!
21:43As you can see,
21:44Tecla and I are very energetic
21:46because we're breathing heavily.
21:49As for me,
21:50I'll just turn on their TVs.
21:52So I'll just tune in to their cellphones.
21:54Right now,
21:55the stand-up comedians are getting excited
21:58because they need a lot of entertainment.
22:01Am I right, Tecla?
22:03Admit it.
22:04You're right, friend.
22:05Yes, right, my friend?
22:07A while ago,
22:08Bubay, Jenny, and I performed.
22:10Yes.
22:12Let's see who's next
22:14to perform.
22:21Who is it?
22:25Okay, don't act anymore.
22:27Pipita.
22:29Show us!
22:31Think about it.
22:32We're going to be fooled here.
22:34Pipita Curtis.
22:36It's like a whiskey.
22:38Take it away, Pipita Curtis.
22:39Ladies and gentlemen,
22:40clap your hands.
22:43There's a cow.
22:44Cow, cow, don't be afraid.
22:47Cow, cow, don't be afraid.
22:51Lower, lower, lower
22:53the price of men.
22:55What?
22:56Lower the price of men.
22:59If it's this small,
23:01it's already 150.
23:02And if it's this long,
23:04if it's this big,
23:05it's 500.
23:06What?
23:07That's crazy.
23:09That's crazy.
23:10What kind of man are you thinking?
23:12What?
23:13The man of Alimango.
23:14The men of Alimango are expensive now.
23:16Right?
23:17That's 150.
23:18If it's this big,
23:19it's 500.
23:20If it's this big,
23:21it's 1,000.
23:22Why don't they sell it as Tumpok?
23:25That's funny.
23:29Why don't we sell it as Tumpok?
23:31The Tumpokan,
23:32the 700.
23:33So that's why it's called Tumpok.
23:35That's for men.
23:36The men of Alimango sell it as 700.
23:38That's why they call it
23:39the 700 Crabs.
23:42Crabs of?
23:43Crabs of?
23:44Crabs of Asia.
23:48You know what you're doing?
23:49You're calling me that?
23:50You're calling me that?
23:51You're calling me that?
23:52You're calling me that?
23:53You're calling me that?
23:54Crab mentality.
23:56We're pulling.
23:58It's not our fault.
24:00Maki Baka!
24:02Don't be afraid.
24:03I'm not afraid.
24:10My talent is not as good as Rocky.
24:13Comedians are really important to us.
24:15Seriously.
24:16It's really important.
24:17We're catering to new ideas.
24:19We're not lacking in new ideas.
24:21There are a lot of people who care about us
24:23and hope for us to smile
24:25because the world is really sad right now.
24:28It's okay.
24:29Actually, that's what I've been waiting for.
24:31I was wondering why they didn't say it's painful.
24:33Of course, I'm not crying.
24:34Oh, you really want it to be painful?
24:37Oh, there it is.
24:38Oh, we're talking.
24:39We're talking.
24:40Oh, I've been waiting for you to pull.
24:41Oh, he's still pulling.
24:42The two are nervous.
24:44But we don't have anyone left.
24:49Let's see who you are.
24:52Show it to the camera.
24:53Oh, the one you chose is Ian Red.
24:56Oh my God, I'm so bad at this.
24:58Ian Red.
24:59You're a guest.
25:01Ian Red.
25:02Above.
25:03Chill, Miki.
25:05The first runner-up of our last season.
25:09Is it him?
25:10He's on the phone.
25:11Oh, he's not on the phone anymore.
25:12He's contacting his boyfriend.
25:13Okay, stop it.
25:15Devils wear palda.
25:17What did he say?
25:18Palda.
25:20Palda.
25:21Why are you wearing a trench coat?
25:22Oh my God.
25:23He's talking to the whole production.
25:24Oh my gosh.
25:25Hello?
25:27Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
25:28Oh, he's talking on the phone.
25:30Are you rich?
25:32Twenty million dollars.
25:34Oh, I don't have a problem with that.
25:35Wait a minute.
25:36Yaya.
25:37He's speaking Tagalog.
25:38Yes, love really speaks Tagalog.
25:40Yaya, go to Hawaii tomorrow.
25:42Yes, ma'am.
25:43Buy sayote, cabbage, and bagoong alamang.
25:46Yes, ma'am.
25:47Go straight to Japan.
25:48I want mayo.
25:49Japanese mayo.
25:51Yes, ma'am.
25:52Okay.
25:53Oprah.
25:54I'll send you tomorrow.
25:56Okay.
25:57Okay, thank you.
25:58Oprah.
25:59Oprah.
26:00Oprah.
26:01Oh my God.
26:02My assistant.
26:03I'm mad at Taylor Swift.
26:04Taylor Swift.
26:05She has a balance with me.
26:07I watched her concert.
26:08The Eras Tour.
26:09Front seat.
26:10Six days.
26:11I'm mad at her but I'm dead.
26:12You're going to get married again?
26:13Oh my gosh, she's rich.
26:14Don't entertain Taylor Swift.
26:15I don't want her.
26:16No.
26:17She has a balance.
26:18Yes.
26:19By the way, I forgot Beyonce.
26:21She's asking me for a sponsorship for her concert.
26:24The artist hasn't paid me yet.
26:26Send Pepita.
26:27She's good at Jopay.
26:29Huh?
26:30Beyonce?
26:31Jopay?
26:32Yes, Jopay.
26:33Pepita is good there.
26:34And don't forget to send me Sky of one million dollars.
26:37Sky.
26:38So that the keyboard will last longer.
26:40So that there will be more joy.
26:42You can change this.
26:43In the south, there's a money changer.
26:46Shake money money changer.
26:48There's that.
26:50Oh my God, Yaya.
26:52Brown out.
26:54Huh?
26:55We just ran out of electricity?
26:57You're crazy.
26:58How much electricity do you have?
26:59You don't care.
27:05This is it.
27:06There.
27:07Okay.
27:08Wow.
27:09Your delivery was good.
27:11The script you made was good.
27:13But you don't have a connection.
27:15You're a stand-up comedian.
27:16You should have a connection with OG.
27:17I have a phone, right?
27:19Yes.
27:20You can talk to yourself there.
27:21I'll punch your face.
27:24But the best, Ian, is the best.
27:25It's good.
27:27Is there a bad word?
27:30Please.
27:32It's good.
27:33Just don't repeat that.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:38It's good that you let me go home.
27:39Do you have a pass?
27:40Yes, we do.
27:41I have a pass!
27:45Of course, the one who didn't get a pass.
27:47Go, Kuya.
27:48He said something bad to you.
27:49Yes.
27:50His face is also ugly.
27:52Who is that?
27:53Attack style!
27:56He believes in the saying,
27:58Save the guest for last.
28:03Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
28:06I'm from here.
28:07I'm your visitor.
28:08I have a good mission for all of you.
28:10I'm not Pastor Key.
28:12I'm Dr. Attack.
28:15My classmate.
28:16That's Dr. Norman.
28:17Yes.
28:18Kabats.
28:19Kabats.
28:20Yes.
28:21How are you?
28:22I'm here for a good mission.
28:24I have a free consultation for each of you.
28:27Let's start, Kabats.
28:29Even if you're a doctor,
28:31you still need to be a doctor, right?
28:33Come, Norman.
28:36All doctors have a telescope.
28:38What is this?
28:39Telescope.
28:40Telescope.
28:41Telescope.
28:42Tetascope.
28:43Tetascope.
28:44But I only use this, Tam,
28:46as my wrist.
28:49He's good.
28:50As my wrist.
28:52How are you, Doc?
28:54You still haven't moved on from your 8 years of love life.
28:58He's guessing!
29:00No, no, no.
29:01This one.
29:02Because it connects.
29:03Dr. Guess.
29:04Because love should also have a connection.
29:08But my advice to you,
29:09as a tourist,
29:10this is high-tech,
29:11I'm not writing it down.
29:12Yes, Doc.
29:13I'm just saying,
29:14go back to London,
29:17look for Britain there,
29:19because you'll be happy there soon.
29:22Okay?
29:23Thank you.
29:25There's rhyming.
29:26Okay.
29:27Let's move on to...
29:30Come here, Iha.
29:31Yes, Doc.
29:32I'll call her.
29:33Yes.
29:35Unanis.
29:36Unanis.
29:37Unanis.
29:39Maybe you have a question for me?
29:40Hurry, Doctor.
29:41Do you have a question?
29:42Doc, do I still have a chance to move on?
29:45You don't have a chance to move on.
29:47But you'll have a lot of children
29:50when you're in a relationship.
29:53You'll have an affair.
29:54Affair?
29:55Affair.
29:56Affair.
29:57American.
29:58Okay.
29:59That's not funny.
30:01It's not funny, Doc.
30:02It's not funny, right?
30:04My friends,
30:05I'm Atak Star,
30:07the new star vendor.
30:11He's like that.
30:13Star vendor.
30:14Star vendor at the end.
30:17There you go.
30:19Of course, you're the star vendor.
30:21Our comment is,
30:22go.
30:24Just look at my face.
30:26You're laughing.
30:27You're laughing, Atak,
30:28at my face.
30:29At my character.
30:30Especially on TV,
30:31you're laughing.
30:32I hope you'll just be on TV.
30:36I won't be on TV.
30:38I love you all.
30:39That's great.
30:41That's true.
30:42They say,
30:43save the best for last.
30:44And that's what I want.
30:46I hope you won't just turn off the TV
30:49while the contestants are performing.
30:52And Tecla and I will be there.
30:54The big question is,
30:55who will be the star vendor?
30:58Who will be the Tecla Grand Champion?
31:01Friend,
31:02who will be the winner?
31:04Of course,
31:05three will receive medals tonight.
31:07Bronze medal for the second runner-up.
31:11Silver medal for the first runner-up.
31:14And gold medal
31:16for the Tecla Grand Champion.
31:20I want that.
31:21And of course,
31:22our grand winner will receive
31:24a stage worth Php 5,000.
31:29Wow!
31:30Contestants,
31:31are we ready?
31:32Are you ready?
31:33Yes!
31:35Of course,
31:36the winner will be decided
31:37by the roulette of fate.
31:41Enter now.
31:44I don't want to be pictured.
31:45See?
31:46There's Php 5,000 worth.
31:49I'll be there too.
31:50I'll be there too.
31:52My face will be in the picture.
31:53And this is our advice to them,
31:55that you can win not just two,
31:57but three.
31:59If your face will still be in the roulette,
32:02you can still be the second, first, and grand.
32:05Yes!
32:06And the moment of truth.
32:09Let's start.
32:10The second runner-up
32:13is none other than
32:15the roulette of fate.
32:16Go!
32:17Go!
32:19Oh my God!
32:25Ian Red,
32:26our second runner-up.
32:29Come here, Ian Red.
32:31I'm the second runner-up.
32:32Second runner-up.
32:34There's your bronze medal.
32:37Thank you.
32:38It matches your outfit from Attack.
32:40Congratulations.
32:43Message.
32:45Thank you so much.
32:46We were able to win the show.
32:47Thank you for this opportunity.
32:48This is so amazing.
32:51Oh my God.
32:52I cannot.
32:53I can't help it.
32:54Oh my God.
32:55Thank you for your outfit.
32:56Thank you so much, Attack,
32:57for my outfit.
32:59See?
33:00Ian is happy.
33:01He won.
33:02Correct, right?
33:03Last time, no?
33:04No.
33:05No?
33:06Well, well, well.
33:07Let's give a round of applause
33:08to our T-Bots.
33:09Let's find out who our first runner-up
33:10and Tawang Timpla Grand Champion is.
33:11Who's your favorite?
33:13T-Bots!
33:14Tawa is Love!
33:18T-Bots!
33:19T-Bots,
33:20it's almost night time.
33:21Let's watch
33:22our announcement
33:24of our first runner-up.
33:26Tawang Timpla's first runner-up
33:30is none other than
33:31who is it?
33:32Who is it?
33:38First runner-up.
33:48Bibita Curtis!
33:49First runner-up, Season 1.
33:51First runner-up, Season 2.
33:54Congratulations, Bibita.
33:56Thank you.
33:57There you go, Bibita.
33:58Thank you so much.
33:59Of course, the question is,
34:00how does it feel
34:01to maintain your status
34:02as a first runner-up?
34:04Well, in our career,
34:05it's okay to wait
34:06for us to rise
34:07and not to fall.
34:08We're just in the middle.
34:09There you go.
34:10Wow.
34:11Thank you so much.
34:12Yes,
34:13because you made our roulette
34:14into a pizza.
34:15That's why.
34:16Together.
34:17Together.
34:18Okay.
34:19This is nerve-racking.
34:21Who is it?
34:22Here it is.
34:23This is what we've all been waiting for.
34:25The grand winner
34:27of Tawang Timpla 2024.
34:29And just like what we said,
34:31she will receive
34:33a gold medal plus
34:35grocery package worth
34:37Php 5,000.
34:39Are we ready?
34:40Where's our grocery package?
34:43Php 5,000.
34:44What's this?
34:45Grocery package.
34:46There you go.
34:48Here it is, guys.
34:49Hold it, my friend.
34:51See?
34:53Our Tawang Timpla 2024
34:55grand champion
34:57is none other than
34:59Donna!
35:15Ian Red!
35:16Ian Red!
35:23He's crying.
35:25He's crying.
35:28He's crying.
35:31Hold on.
35:33What's this?
35:36Wow!
35:37Php 5,000 worth.
35:39I'm the first runner-up again.
35:42Thank you so much, Siva.
35:44Message!
35:45Thank you so much.
35:46Finally, you won.
35:47Oh, my God.
35:48I have a title now.
35:49Tawang Timpla Season 2 Grand Champion.
35:51Thank you so much.
35:52Thank you so much.
35:53Thank you so much.
35:54I love you all.
35:55I deserve it.
35:56I know I deserve it.
35:57Yes!
35:59Thank you, Tawang Timpla 2024.
36:01Congratulations!
36:03See?
36:05Again, congratulations to all the winners.
36:08And of course,
36:09this is the highlight of the week.
36:11Of course,
36:12our grand champion is none other than Nino.
36:16And Ian,
36:17if both of you know how to be happy,
36:20I'm sure you'll be together for a long time.
36:24So, that means
36:25we're not happy.
36:28Until next week,
36:29let's be happy together
36:31and laugh and have fun together.
36:33Thank you to our favorite
36:34T-Batz Tawa!
36:35It's live!
36:37Congratulations to Ian Weng!