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00:00Yo, let's start the search.
00:01Christian, it's time to meet our searchees.
00:04Searchee number one, reveal!
00:10What's up, Malang people?
00:12Hi, I'm Ina, the Bilibineng Dentista of San Pedro, Laguna.
00:18Hi, Ina.
00:20Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
00:22Is your nickname Magenta?
00:24No.
00:26Ina Magenta.
00:28Ina, I have a joke.
00:31But it's only for me.
00:34What's Ina's nickname?
00:35I don't know.
00:37I don't know.
00:38What's a good one?
00:39Okay, I'll tell you.
00:42What is it?
00:45I'll beat you up.
00:46I don't know what her nickname is.
00:48It's up to you.
00:49What's your job, Ina?
00:50Hi, ma'am. I'm a licensed dentist.
00:53At the same time, yes, I'm doing TV commercials
00:56and pageant beauty queen.
00:58Wow, dentist.
01:00What's your pick-up line for Christian?
01:03Christian, are you patient?
01:06Why?
01:07Because if I'm your dentist,
01:10I will not just fix your teeth,
01:12but also, I will fix your broken heart.
01:19She's a fixer.
01:21You're a fixer in City Hall.
01:23Ina is a fixer.
01:26Ina!
01:27What's her nickname?
01:28Onebe.
01:29Ina Onebe.
01:30Ina Overwatch.
01:34That's all I can say.
01:36I'll beat you up.
01:37Then, pass the message.
01:39Okay, what's yours?
01:41I'll beat you up.
01:43What's her nickname?
01:45Her ex-husband's nickname is DJ.
01:49DJ?
01:50Yes.
01:51I know him.
01:54Koki.
01:57Here's the second message.
01:59Reveal.
02:07What's up, Madlang people?
02:10I'm Ezekiel, 23,
02:12Operations Management student
02:14of Santa Ana, Manila.
02:16Wow, nice outfit.
02:18You're an influencer of Shopee 11.
02:22Ezekiel.
02:24What does Ezekiel mean?
02:26It's in the Bible, right?
02:28Yes.
02:29It means strength from God.
02:32What?
02:33It means strength from God.
02:36What's your tone?
02:40Strength from God.
02:42Strength.
02:43Strength.
02:44Strength.
02:45That's what she said.
02:46It means strength from God.
02:49Strength from God.
02:51Strength from God.
02:53Straight from God?
02:55No, it's straight.
02:56That's straight.
02:57That's what she said.
02:58Strength from God.
03:04What's your name?
03:05Huh?
03:06Ezekiel.
03:09Ezekiel, what do you do?
03:11I'm still studying at Adamson University.
03:14I'm currently taking up Operations Management.
03:17Oh, Operations Management.
03:19Because they manage and operate...
03:22Wedding?
03:23Wedding.
03:24Wedding.
03:25Talpakan.
03:26No.
03:27Where do you usually work as Operations Manager?
03:31In business, right?
03:33Yes.
03:35We focus on the ins and outs of the business.
03:38Starting from the hiring process
03:40until the release of the product
03:42which is the logistics.
03:44Operations Managers are important in a business.
03:47What's your pick-up line for Christian?
03:50Hi, Christian.
03:51Are you Operations Management?
03:54Why?
03:55Because you have strength from God.
04:04Again, again, again.
04:05Please repeat your pick-up line.
04:07Hi, Christian.
04:08Are you Operations Management?
04:10Why?
04:11Because you have strength from God.
04:16That's it.
04:18Ezekiel.
04:19Christian laughed.
04:21Pulin also laughed.
04:23It's all letter E.
04:26Ezekiel.
04:27What's your pick-up line?
04:29Let's see.
04:30Pick-up line number 3, reveal.
04:36What's up, mother people?
04:38Long live.
04:40You're covering the letter E.
04:44I'm Elise, 24,
04:46a strong, independent, and Rizal's cousin.
04:50Oh, Elise.
04:52You know her last name?
04:53Kangadjan.
04:57Me too.
05:02But she has another last name.
05:04What?
05:05Tingting.
05:06It is Tingting.
05:07What is that?
05:09That's not it.
05:10Her last name is Tambo.
05:12Elise Tambo.
05:16Her last name is Nabidad.
05:18Elise Nabidad.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21It's so funny.
05:22They don't have an entry.
05:27What?
05:30Anne Curtis.
05:31What?
05:32That's her name.
05:34That's her name.
05:35That's her name.
05:36What's her last name?
05:38Anne, that's it.
05:41Elise, that's it.
05:47Isn't it funny?
05:51Her joke is like her last name.
05:53What's her last name?
05:54No, it's Elise's last name.
05:55What?
05:57Elise.
06:02Elise, tell us about your life.
06:03What do you do for a living?
06:04I have a business.
06:05What's your business?
06:06You're so rich.
06:08What's your business?
06:10I have a clothing business.
06:11Vietnamese dress.
06:12Eyelash.
06:13You can buy it.
06:14I'm just kidding.
06:16You're selling online?
06:17Online.
06:18And I also have a business.
06:20Okay.
06:21What's your pick-up line for Christian?
06:24Christian, you know what?
06:26Being a person is useless.
06:28Why?
06:30Because when I'm with you,
06:32we become a perfect match.
06:34Thank you.
06:38Wow, Elise.
06:41So, what's your reaction, Pauline,
06:43when you saw those three girls?
06:48For me...
06:50Just sit down.
06:52Just sit down.
06:54Is there someone who can sit down?
06:56For me...
06:58Who among those three?
06:59Maybe she wants to get closer.
07:00Pauline, who?
07:01It's like that.
07:02It's like...
07:04Elise has a lot of E's.
07:06Elise.
07:08Because she has a lot of rackets.
07:12So, Christian and she will get along well.
07:14He's fond of...
07:15Dresses.
07:16Sidelines.
07:17Online.
07:18Dresses and lashes.
07:20Vietnamese.
07:21Vietnamese.
07:23Do you need a nose line, Christian?
07:27So, Elise,
07:28from his first impression,
07:29it's like...
07:30Ah, you'll like Elise.
07:31But only you can know that.
07:33Especially when you get to know them
07:35through your questions.
07:37What's your first question, Christian?
07:39Let's hear it.
07:43All right.
07:44Don't say, all right, all right.
07:46All right, all right.
07:47All right, all right.
07:48Go, Christian.
07:50Question number one.
07:52What will you not allow?
07:55Will your love life be affected by work
07:57or will your love life be affected by your work?
08:01Ina.
08:03Personally,
08:04I will not allow my love life to affect my relationship.
08:10Because...
08:11Your love life, your relationship.
08:12I'm sorry.
08:14That's what you won't allow.
08:15You'll be confused.
08:17Take two.
08:18Take two.
08:19Okay.
08:20I will not allow my love life to affect my career.
08:24But I believe that there should be a balance.
08:29So, it shouldn't be that you have more advantages,
08:33like work,
08:34that you're letting go of your relationship.
08:37Because I'm a busy person, too.
08:40I also have a lot of side hustles,
08:42aside from being a full-time dentist.
08:45And I make sure that I give time to all the people I love in life.
08:50And I also experienced that
08:55that I wasn't given time because of work.
09:02So, I don't want to experience...
09:03But you chose not to let your love life affect your career.
09:08At that time,
09:09I know I'm still immature.
09:11But now, I am mature enough
09:14that I think I'm ready to handle a relationship.
09:18You just need someone who will support you
09:22in everything that you do.
09:24The one who has nothing.
09:26At the same time,
09:27the one who is always by your side.
09:29Your safe space.
09:30That's it.
09:32Okay.
09:33Ezekiel,
09:35the strength from God.
09:38I believe that
09:40I can't let go of my studies.
09:44So, what I will choose is
09:46not to let my work affect my love life.
09:50Because I believe the right partner will compromise for me.
09:54And the moments that I'm vulnerable,
09:57the moments that I need him,
09:59I believe he will give time for that.
10:02But it's okay that not all the time we are together.
10:05Because we still have a lot of goals.
10:07We're still young.
10:08And there are a lot of more important things that we need to do.
10:12That's it. Thank you.
10:17Elise,
10:18do you really want me to call you?
10:20I'm just kidding.
10:21Yes, Elise.
10:23For me,
10:24love life doesn't affect work.
10:27Love life shouldn't affect work.
10:30Right?
10:31And love life doesn't affect work.
10:34You have to choose one.
10:36What is it that you don't want to happen?
10:38Your work should affect your love life.
10:41Or your work should affect your love life.
10:43Because given that,
10:45both should not happen.
10:46Yes.
10:47So I'm just giving you a scenario
10:48to know what you will prioritize.
10:51You won't let your love life be affected by your work.
10:55Or your work will affect your love life.
11:00My work won't affect my love life.
11:03My work won't affect my love life.
11:05Because first of all,
11:07you have to think about it before you enter it.
11:10If you want that relationship,
11:13or if not yet.
11:14If not yet,
11:15prioritize your dreams in life,
11:17what you want to achieve.
11:19After that,
11:20if you're ready,
11:22then you can have a boyfriend, right?
11:25There.
11:27Thank you.
11:29Christian,
11:30did you understand the answers?
11:32Yes, I did.
11:33Actually...
11:34What did you hear?
11:35What did you like the most?
11:36Case search number one.
11:39The balance of work
11:41and love life.
11:43How do you do that?
11:46I think it's giving understanding and respect
11:49to each other's time.
11:51So,
11:52you really need to have that kind of relationship
11:55and a deep understanding
11:58so that everything is balanced.
12:00Especially, both of you have the same job.
12:02Yes, and both have the same effect.
12:04You just need to know what you will do
12:07if you're affected by each other.
12:09Okay.
12:10So, the person you'll give the green flag to is...
12:13Searching number one.
12:14It's Ina.
12:16There.
12:17Ina.
12:18She'll sing the song...
12:20Ina, can you sleep?
12:23Ina, can you eat?
12:25What's Ina's nickname?
12:26What?
12:29I'm learning.
12:30Ina, what are you?
12:31That's her nickname.
12:32Ina, what are you?
12:35Next question, Christian.
12:37What will you save the most?
12:39Relationship or work?
12:42If you're in a relationship,
12:44and the situation in your life is getting worse,
12:48what will you save the most?
12:50Relationship or work?
12:53Relationship.
12:55Actually...
12:56Love life.
12:57We're talking about love life.
12:58Yes, love life.
12:59I will save the relationship
13:01because I've been through that.
13:04My long-term ex-boyfriend
13:06chose his acting career over me.
13:10It was painful for me
13:13that I was left in the air.
13:15Then...
13:18As time goes by,
13:19I realized that
13:22I shouldn't do that.
13:24No matter how much I was hurt
13:26in my previous relationship,
13:29I don't want my future partner to experience that.
13:33Because...
13:35Relationship...
13:37It's harder to find than love life.
13:40Or...
13:41I mean, work.
13:42If you're discreet,
13:44you can earn money.
13:46But if someone sticks to you,
13:48it's hard.
13:49That's why I will choose relationship.
13:53Ezequiel?
13:55Copy-paste.
13:58That's a good answer.
14:00Thank you so much for saving time.
14:02Yes, Elyse, we're number three.
14:04Copy-paste.
14:05We appreciate that, Elyse.
14:07Oh, my God.
14:10No, it's okay.
14:11That's touchable.
14:12Ezequiel can't deny that.
14:15It takes a lot of strength from God
14:18to agree.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Right?
14:21B-tip.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Right?
14:24Why would you save time for other people
14:26if that's not your opinion?
14:27That's the same.
14:28We appreciate that.
14:29At the end,
14:30Ezequiel will be the one you choose, Christian.
14:32I'm serious.
14:33Yes, Ezequiel.
14:35For me,
14:36as I've said earlier,
14:38what's important to me right now
14:40is my studies.
14:42Because I have been brokenhearted before
14:45when I chose love.
14:47When I chose my relationship over my school.
14:50So, from that...
14:51Wait a minute.
14:52What is this called?
14:53This is called...
14:55What is it called?
14:57This is a hypothetical question.
14:59So, let's say you don't have a career.
15:02In your opinion,
15:03in getting to know yourself now,
15:05seeing yourself like five years from now,
15:08you're done with school,
15:09you'll have a career.
15:11You'll get a reward.
15:12Yes.
15:13Hypothetical.
15:14Career
15:15or love life?
15:18I will choose love life.
15:20Because right now,
15:21I'm not done yet with my school.
15:24That's why I chose my school.
15:26But,
15:27when I finish my studies,
15:28and I'm focusing on my own career,
15:30I choose my love life first.
15:32Because I've already exerted effort in my studies.
15:36And it's time now to choose myself
15:38and to choose my own happiness.
15:40Because as number one said,
15:42it's easy to find a career.
15:44But,
15:45the true love of a person
15:47is really hard to find.
15:49That's why I will cherish it.
15:51I will treasure it.
15:53That's it.
15:54Is it harder to find a love life
15:57than a career?
15:58So, before you apply for a job,
16:00you'll look for a love life first?
16:03It's really easy to find a career.
16:05There's Karylo.
16:07Just go here.
16:08Monday to Saturday.
16:09Karylo is there.
16:10Yay!
16:13Elise.
16:15For me,
16:16I will choose my career first.
16:18Because I'm a breadwinner.
16:21So, I will choose my work first
16:23instead of my love life.
16:25Because I believe that
16:27when God gives the right person for you,
16:34you won't have a hard time.
16:36Because the person He will give to you
16:38has the same thoughts.
16:40What you're doing is for your future.
16:43That's what she said.
16:45I will just work first.
16:47Because if He will give,
16:48He will give.
16:49I need to be practical.
16:50Yes.
16:51And the breadwinner is
16:53Elise.
16:56Okay.
16:57Christian,
16:59before you say your name
17:01or your search number,
17:02what's the first thing you like
17:04in the answers?
17:05Elise.
17:06Elise.
17:07Okay.
17:08We understand each other.
17:09He understood the find out.
17:12He's good.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:15Elise is the one
17:16who is given the green flag.
17:18Because she said it right.
17:22You need to prioritize yourself first.
17:25And if it's for you,
17:28it will come to you.
17:30And you're also like that.
17:32You prioritize your work.
17:35Yes.
17:36Okay.
17:37So, one for Ina and one for Elise.
17:39What's your third question?
17:42Third question.
17:44What are you willing to invest
17:45when it comes to love?
17:48Ina.
17:49Are you willing to invest
17:50for love?
17:52Is that so?
17:53When it comes to love.
17:56What are you willing to invest
17:57when it comes to love?
18:01I will definitely invest my time.
18:03Because we know
18:04that time will never come back.
18:06And as a busy person,
18:08when I give you time,
18:11it means that you're important to me.
18:13You're special to me.
18:14So, I want you to be my partner.
18:18Because the most painful feeling
18:20or the worst feeling
18:21that a person feels
18:23is when you beg for attention.
18:25You beg for time.
18:26And I don't want my future partner
18:28to experience that.
18:30Ezequiel.
18:32What I'm willing to invest is my hard work.
18:35Because hard work comes with compassion.
18:37Heartburn?
18:38Hard work.
18:40I thought there's heartburn.
18:42The acid reflux.
18:44Hard work.
18:46Yes.
18:47Because it comes with compassion,
18:48patience, and understanding.
18:50I believe that with hard work,
18:52you can fix your relationship
18:55and compromise for each other.
18:58You're joining the pageant, right?
19:01Yes.
19:02I believe that.
19:03It's a very pageant.
19:05Okay, Elise.
19:08What I'm willing to invest is everything.
19:10Time, effort, physical touch.
19:13Everything.
19:14Because when you're in a relationship,
19:19you have to...
19:20She's willing to invest everything,
19:21including her lashes
19:22and her Vietnamese dresses.
19:27When you're in a relationship,
19:29you have to be ready.
19:30Because it's an obligation.
19:32It's not like when you're bored,
19:34you're going to find a boyfriend.
19:36Because when you choose someone,
19:38you have to be sure of yourself.
19:40You have to be with him
19:42in his thoughts and his future.
19:45Because why would you invest
19:47in someone who's not sure of you?
19:50Right?
19:51It's a waste.
19:53She's just complaining.
19:54I love it.
19:55She's just conversational.
19:56Why?
19:57Right?
19:58Why?
19:59I don't know.
20:00You're selling online.
20:02Yes, she's selling online.
20:04Vietnamese dresses and lashes.
20:07You should buy them.
20:08That's what she said earlier.
20:09Christian.
20:10You answered quickly.
20:12Who will you give the green flag to?
20:18For me, it's Searchy No. 3.
20:22It's Elise.
20:23She chose him.
20:25Congratulations, Elise.
20:26You have one, two green flags.
20:30Here are the Searchy that you didn't choose.
20:32Searchy No. 1.
20:33Ina, introduce yourself.
20:40Hi, Christian.
20:41I'm Ina.
20:42Hi, Ina.
20:43I hope you get the love that you deserve
20:45and good luck in your future.
20:47Thank you.
20:50Thank you, Ina.
20:53And here's the one you didn't choose.
20:55Christian, this is Ezequiel.
21:02Hi.
21:03Hello, Christian.
21:04Hi, nice to meet you.
21:05I'm Ezequiel.
21:06I hope Elise makes you happy.
21:08That's all.
21:09Thank you.
21:10Thank you.
21:14Thank you very much, Ezequiel.
21:17Where are you going, Pauline?
21:18He's going to Christian.
21:20Let's see their reactions to each other
21:23while they're talking.
21:24Peace up.
21:25Go, Pauline.
21:27Christian, thank you very much
21:29for being with me
21:31in my new life here in the Philippines.
21:34You didn't leave me.
21:35And you expressed your apology to me
21:39even though I get angry easily.
21:41Thank you very much.
21:43Thank you.
21:44Thank you.
21:46Thank you to everyone.
21:50Just a short message, Christian.
21:52Fist bump.
21:53And I wish you the best.
21:56I wish you the best.
21:58That's the message of beer and bread.
22:02Good luck and I wish you the best.
22:04Pauline, what's your message to Elise?
22:07Elise, I know that you and Christian
22:10are in the same boat.
22:13So, you won't run out of things to talk about.
22:17And also, being discontented.
22:20So, enjoy yourselves and enjoy the time.
22:26Thank you, Elise.
22:28And Pauline, Elise, put Christian aside.
22:49Thank you.
23:08Christian, please meet Elise.
23:20Don't lose hope
23:23that you'll find true love someday.